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hey past me, this is future you we pretended to do our finals for like 2 hours then rage quit after watching malena and now i want to make my score really angry but I CANT DO THAT so idk yet lets read.

future future me? consensus?

hello past me, in the process of reading fam idk yet, walk with me

HELLO PAST MES ID JUST LIKE TO SAY THIS IS AN AVALANCHE OF A REBLOG AND TO WHOMEVER READING PROCEED WITH CAUTION CUZ I SNAP

[...] To you, Aemond could have a thousand more scars than he did already and would still be the most handsome man in all of Westeros.

welp shes a simp. relatable

[...] Surely things would be different once you were his wife.

oh my little beef stroganoff ))))):

Aemond’s eye did not meet yours throughout the ceremony and he sat next to you in stony silence throughout the wedding feast. You supposed it must be nerves. [...]

aemond auto jail

He cut you off before you’d had a chance to speak. “I suppose we should get this over with”, he said stoically, nodding his head towards the bed, “On your belly”, he instructed.

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[IRREVOCABLY ANGRY]

When you made no move to say anything, he sighed, clearly vexed. “Please, my lady, while not ideal, let us make haste so that this can be at its end. On your belly.”

aemond youre so special i made you a meme choke on it your weasel rat gremlin fuck

he (furious, extremely derogatory) didnt even ask 🤪🤪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪😜😜😜😜😜 what the fuck

He gestured once more towards the bed and this time you complied. Crawling with trepidation on top of the blankets before laying flat on your front. You felt frightened. Where butterflies had once danced, dread now gnawed its way through your guts. While you had no experience of anything romantic - you’d never even kissed a boy before - surely this was not how it was supposed to be? Where were the gentle touches, the sweet kisses and the lingering stares you’d heard so much about?

BRUHHHHHHHHHHHH SHE NEVER EVEN KISSED ANYONE

“Forgive me”, Aemond said matter of factly, before roughly forcing himself into you in one thrust.

HAHAHAHAH SAY SIKE RIGHT FUCKING NOW

PAST ME WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE FROTHING IN THE MOUTH AT ALL SHE HAS WRITTEN A PIECE TO HURT US TO HURT US I DEMAND SATISFACTION AEMOND I SWEAR TO THE FUCKING UNIVERSE ITS ON FUCKING SIGHT I HATE IT HERE

“Hopefully my seed will quicken and we will not have need to repeat this”, Aemond muttered. While trying to keep his tone formal and respectful, you detected a hint of strain to his voice. He was holding something back, but you were unsure of what. “If your moon’s blood does arrive then be sure to tell me, we will need to try again.”

You hadn’t heard him retreat, until the click of the door closing confirmed you were now alone. It was then that the intensity of the pain between your legs, the chill of the air on your bared skin and the feeling of utter loneliness all collided at once.

DONT WORRY GIRLIE IM BUSTING THROUGH THE SCREEN AND TAKING HIS OTHER EYE IDC IDC IDC HES SO GROSS AND HATEFUL AND I WILL MURDER HIM FOR YOU

No longer bothering to stifle the sound, you let out an anguished, almost feral sounding sob. Your husband did not love you. He was so disgusted by you that he’d insisted upon not looking at you during the consummation of your marriage. There was no tenderness to the act, like your vows it was purely political; to produce an heir. Your body shuddered with the force of your crying until finally, exhaustion overwhelmed you, and you fell into a fitful sleep.

NAH OK NOW I JUST GOTTA RANT COS I MENTIONED I WATCHED MALENA AND I WAS HAVING A CRISIS OVER IT COS PEOPLE TREATED HER LIKE SHIT IN IT COS SHE WAS HOT AND I THOUGHT THE FILM WOULD BE A CUTESY STORY ABOUT A BOY PINING OVER MALENA BUT NO THEYRE ALL GROSS AND I HAVE TO MAKE A SCORE FOR THAT WHEN I HATED EVERY MOMENT OF THE FILM I SHOULDNT HAVE WATCHED IT AND NOW I READ THIS AND EVERYONE JUST HATES WOMEN HUH SOCIETY IS SO PATHETIC FUCK THE PATRIARCHY I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY MEN EXIST THE WORLD WOULD BE UTOPIA WITH LESS MEN ////: GAGO KAYONG LAHAT SANA BAWAT LAKAD MO MATAPILOK KA AT MAHULOG KA SA MUKHA MO WALA KANG KWENTA AEMOND ULOL KA

😞 chile anyway this isn't me attacking your work.... YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN RIGHT. gosh i hope you do. i love your work. i love your writing. BUT THIS WHOLE RANT thaTS WHAT I HATE OK ok OK? ok

You’d never dreamed that you’d awaken the morning after your wedding and find yourself alone. Yet it had never occurred to you that you’d be married to a man who apparently couldn’t stand you. Your heart ached. In spite of the mistreatment you’d suffered at his hands, you were still desperately in love with Aemond.

my love i will rescue you. i will mount my steed and ride to you. i will avenge your honor and will keep you safe from those that wish to harm you. i will smite all that hurt you. i will offer you my heart in replacement to yours that has been cast aside.

“You have your moon’s blood”, he stated simply.

SHE MAY THINK YOUR HOT AND I WILL RESPECT HER OPINION BUT DONT THINK FOR A FUCKING SECOND I DO I DONT WANT YOU I DONT TRUST YOU I WOULD RATHER WALK ON BROKEN GLASS THAN TO BE AROUND YOU. FUCK YOU WALA KANG MAGAWA WALA KANG KWENTA SANA ALAM MO NA ISA KANG MALAKING SALOT SA MUNDO ULOL

Written in High Valyrian the note read: “I will petition my mother to dissolve our marriage. I hope this is pleasing to you - Aemond.”

aiNT NO FUCKING WAY AINT NO FUCKING WAY

IM SO FUCKING ANGRY

IM SO FUCKING ANGRY I LITERALLY ALMOST BROKE DOWN AND CRIED

AINT NO FUCKING WAY MEN JUST THINK OF DOING SOMETHING THEN DO IT AHAHHHAHHAHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

“Disgust?” Aemond questioned, turning back to you, the shock on his face more than evident. “Why ever would you think you disgust me?”

“I’m doing what is best for you”, he explained softly, “I cannot bear to see you this unhappy. I will tell my mother your virtue is still in tact, so your chances of a more appropriate match will not be affected.”

iM FUCKING CRYING LIKE ACTUALLY HOLDING BACK TEARS IM SO ANGRY YOU DONT FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK

help me

im going to explode any second

what's best for you?

AINT NO FUCKING WAY CRETIN

YOU MEAN WHATS BEST FOR YOU

YOU

yOU DIDNT EVEN ASK HER YOU DIDNT EVEN HAVE DIALOGUE WITH HER YOU DIDNT EVEN TRY YOU DIDNT FUCKING ASK HOW COULD YOU KNOW ANYTHING HOW HOW HOW HOW

RIDDLE ME THAT YOU ABSOLUTE IGNORAMUS DICKHEAD FUCK BRAIN RAT MOUTH UGLY STUPID FUCK WANKER BONEHEAD JACKASS SIMPLETON HALFWIT LOUDMOUTH BLOWHARD DUNCE SHMUCK PRICK ASUMERONG TANGANG ULOL GAGO WALANG KWENTA

“I have tried!” Aemond snapped in frustration------

WHEEEERREEEEEE RAT WHERE WHERE WHERE WHAT PAGE WHAT LINE WHAT DIALOGUE NO NO NO YOU DIDNT YOU DIDNT FUCKING TRY AT ALL

----pinching the bridge of his nose----

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOUR NOSE

---as he paced, “I’ve kept away from you, I’ve given you space and yet still you are miserable. There is nothing more to be done.”

BE SO FUCKING FOR REAL RIGHT NOW OPEN THAT ONE EYE YOU HAVE AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR ASS DEAR FUCK DEAR FUCK DEAR FUCK

Aemond scoffed. “I am not my brother. I should be wed to a plain faced sow from the North. Your beauty is other worldly. You are scholarly and kind, you deserve a husband that is whole, not disfigured as I am. You should not be forced to look upon me and feel resentment at the match that has been made for you.”

❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓❓ IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ANYONE FEEL BETTER

He held up a hand to stop you, before he continued speaking. “I have tried my best to make this work. Avoiding you, so you would not have to look upon me or endure my presence. I had hoped you would be with child after our wedding night. I know how the people at court love to whisper. It pained me to touch you when you clearly did not want me to, but I could not bear the thought of people suggesting that you were barren or worse. I heard your sobs after I left your chambers. I hated that I had hurt you and that you were so horrified by having lain with me that you would cry so.”

at the fucking brink of tears again. im so. fucking. over. men. who wait until last fucking minute. to say. shit. to DO. anything. to. communicate. TELL ME HOW YOU CAN SPEND YEARS FIGHTING OVER THE SAME SHIT BUT CAN NEVER SAY ONE SLIVER OF GENUINE THOUGHT TO SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT. FUCKKKKKK THE PATRIARCHY FUCK ALL OF YOU FUCK YOU ALL

“Aemond”, you interrupted, this time with more conviction, “You are the most beautiful man I have ever laid eyes on.”

[PAINED NOISES] BABY GIRL HE DOES NOT DESERVE YOU MAKE HIM BEG MAKE HIM HURT MAKE HIM SUFFER

He shook his head, chuckling drily as he turned away from you

nahhhhHHHH THE FUCKING AUDACITY. I ALREADY FELT BETTER I WAS WILLING TO ACCEPT YOU COS I RANTED ALL MY ANGER OUT BUT YOURE GONNA BE SELF RIGHTEOUS AND SHIT NAH FUCK YOU I HOPE VHAGAR TURNS ON YOU AND EATS YOUR ASS IDC IDC IDC I WILL REMEMBER THIS DAY WHEN DAEMON KILLS YOU OFF ON THE SHOW OR SOMETHING I WILL SCREAM AT THE SCREEN AND SAY YEAH THAT WAS FOR THAT ONE FIC YOU WERE IN THAT ISNT EVEN CANON NO FUCK YOU AEMOND YOU DESERVED TO DIE

A single tear tracked its way down the alabaster of Aemond’s unmarred cheek as he finally turned back to you. “Can you ever forgive me? We could start again. I promise to make you feel every bit as cherished as you deserve.”

THE LAUGH I MADE THE LAUGH I MADE

He approached you, wiping them away with his thumbs as his hands moved to cup your face. “May I kiss you?”

AHHAHAAH WOW YOURE ASKING NOW THAT DIDNT FUCK YOU FROM STICKING YOUR DICK IN HER VAGINA HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH I HATE MEN I HATE MEN THIS IS A CLASSIC CASE OF YOURE NOT ACTUALLY A NICE GUY YOURE NOT AS NICE AS YOU THINK YOU ARE HAHAHHAHHHAH CHOKE ON A DICK

Emboldened by your husband’s sudden display of passion, when you finally broke apart you pushed your nightgown from your shoulders, standing bare before him.

wait she was wearing a nightgown i thought she was actually naked lMAOOOO YALL SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WOMEN FUCK OFF

“If it is agreeable to you, husband, I would like to properly consummate our union.”

takE FUCKING NOTES AEMOND. IM SO SICK OF YOU

A tint of pink flushed his otherwise pale skin and he glanced away from you. “My scars…”

YOU AGAIN IKAW NANAMAN INUUNA MO WALA KANG KWENTA TALAGA GAGONG TITI NG AMA MO GAGO YA ONLY REALLY THINK ABOUT YOURSELF HUH HAHAHAHAAHA CHOKE (((((: CHOKE SO HARD

With a delicate touch, you reached behind his head, removing both his eye covering and the tie that held his hair fastened in place. His long mane of silver hair fell around his face and shoulders, framing his sharp features. The sapphire that sat within the socket of his missing eye glittered. He was a vision of radiant beauty as your smiled upon him.

😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒😒 ngl this was beautifully well written. he does not deserve this

“Iksā vok”, you whispered. You are perfect.

love is blind. youre delusional. AND YOU SAY THIS TWICE NAH YOURE TOO GOOD FOR HIM BABEZ TOO GOOD

“You are exquisite”, Aemond whispered, pulling himself up into a seated position and meeting you thrust for thrust.

keep it coming rat. more worship as penance

Instinctively your legs moved to wrap themselves around his waist, your ankles crossing behind him. Aemond let out a breathy gasp at the sensation of being pulled into you yet deeper still.

no cuz i need to get laid cos aint no fucking way i folded that quickly. EITHER THAT OR YOU JUST WRITE TOO GOOD fuck

“I love hearing my wife beg”, he rasped, complying with your request as he snapped his hips into yours at a bruising pace.

usually this would do it for me but i just want to stuff a baguette down his throat. i will be the first. death by baguette

He fucked you through your orgasm, nearing his own as his pace began to falter. “Beg syt ñuha nūmo” he commanded. Beg for my seed

“No”, he replied, propping himself up on his forearms to stare down at you, “I will not push you away again. It was unbearable.”

i feel like i cant reblog this without ending it by saying im not hating on the story or you my dear lovely author literally just the concepts. i love reading. HAHAHH THAT SOUNDS SO FAKE but i do. i loved and hated reading this, and i love that i loved and hated it, like genuinely. i love that literature can help us explore themes like this. now i really have to go and finish my exams or else i die

Unbearable

Warnings: Angst, smut Words: 3.5k

Summary: Your marriage to Aemond Targaryen is a political one, to strengthen the bond between both your houses, or so it seems. You’ve loved Aemond from afar for as long as you can remember, but now find yourself trapped in a marriage where the feeling, in your opinion, is not reciprocated.

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