#like bruce tryna maintain his playboy appearance and dates danny

[just-more-pr0mts]

We've all heard of the classic playboy/girl ×nerd where the playboy eventually falls in love with the nerd and they live happily ever after, the end.

But how about

The Nerd dates the playboy out of pity thinking "this poor boy! He is such a love sick fool. " and when playboy cheats and or breaks up with the nerd. Instead of the reaction the playboy was expecting... The nerd celebrates because hello? longer having to put up with him that freaking a reason to celebrate. The nerd throws a party and the playboy is dumbfounded .

[afanofmanyships]

Bruce (does any of the two) waits for Danny’s reaction, knowing how sensitive he will be.

So he waits for the inevitable reaction of tears, accusations, and screams. Only Danny didn’t do any of that because he was smiling and dancing.

Then excitedly ran out of the building shouting, “WWOOO HHHOOO!”

“BRUCIE WAYNE AND I ARE NO LONGER TOGETHER!!!”

“HELL YEAH!”

“I DON’T HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE HIM ANYMORE!!”

“FUCK THE RICH, EVEN THOUGH I AM A BILLIONAIRE!!”

“YES MY SON AND DAUGHTER THAT DOES MEAN YOU CAN START DATING YOUR CRUSHES BECAUSE I’M NOT WITH THEIR FATHER ANYMORE!!”

“To answer your question dear reporter, yes I am a billionaire. I didn’t know that me and Bruce were dating until he kissed me. I thought that it was a friendly hangout between billionaires. My wife and husband found it hilarious when I told them. I didn’t know how to clear it up with Bruce. So I’m glad Bruce ended it with me and my kids can finally ask out their crushes!”

“HUSBAND’O AND WIFEY I’M COMING HOME DARLINGS!!”

“KIDS, YOU’RE ALLOWED TO USE MY CREDIT CARDS! NO OCCULT STUFF!!”

We've all heard of the classic playboy/girl ×nerd where the playboy eventually falls in love with the nerd and they live happily ever after, the end.

But how about

The Nerd dates the playboy out of pity thinking "this poor boy! He is such a love sick fool. " and when playboy cheats and or breaks up with the nerd. Instead of the reaction the playboy was expecting... The nerd celebrates because hello? longer having to put up with him that freaking a reason to celebrate. The nerd throws a party and the playboy is dumbfounded .