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huenistar Ā· 2 months ago
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Hi! I'm the anon with Yoongi as my older brother in my txt dr. And since you asked for more, I MUST DELIVER!
Yoongi is like a sugar daddy but in a brotherly manner? I don't know how to explain it, but like he buys me stuff and spoils me just for existing. I hit my ankle while practising this once for txt's upcoming album, Yoongi was there with us since he had a day off. And because I hit my ankle, he bought me $10 thousand dollar purge to make me feel better. Like bro?šŸ˜­šŸ¤” thank you but wtf? He just needs random reasons to spoil me. He is like "Oh you just yawned? Let me buy you Tiffany & Co. jewellery to make you feel better" like bro no! Thank you but it's too much? I am just tired? Tf? But I love every second of it. Public doesn't know that he is my older brother because he suggested not revealing due to people screaming nepotism even though there is none. I become a trainee along side him, I was supposed to debut with bts but that didn't happen due to my age. (the funny thing is, I didn't script anything in this paragraph, it happened on it's own)
And since public doesn't know that my older brother is Yoongi who spoils me so much, they think that I'm either dating a foreigner billionaire or that Yeonjun is dating me and spoiling me because him and I are best friends and we have very good chemistry. Also, all the members of txt flirt with me and take so much care of me 24/7. They just can't stop fliritng?! Like chill! I donā€™t know what's that show or whatever called, but it has one member asking questions while others are in these boxes. So the same thing happened in my dr right, and I as a joke asked "step out if you would have approached me and asked for my number if we were not idols or trainees and had met outside in a normal way" all of the mf's came out. Followed by which PD nim asked the question "If given the chance, would you date {my name} right now?" and they all stepped out once again!!!!!!!! But they said that they're scared of my brothers reaction (they didn't take his name obv, since that is a secret to the public and only the staff, bts, my ex IM and my group members know of it) (They were scared cuz Yoongi is very very very protective of me, and he is very very very very scary when he gets angry. The good thing is that he doesn't get angry that fast or often. He is hard to make angry) Anyways, the questions were not edited out and when people saw it they went crazy! They started shipping me with all of the them and it was such a scandal in a way, but not a negative one. (I didn't script the questions part, and neither about their feelings for me) Chris Evans and Tom Hiddleston have my face cards as in their transparent phone covers that they used publicly, and they are huge fans of me (I didn't script this either)
Leonardo DiCaprio asked me out on a date PUBLICLY on twitter when I was 19, it caused a massive scandal. (I am the same age as Soobin, we are born on the same day so we joke about being twins, which in hindsight is lowkey weird since he has a feelings for me? but not like romantic feelings? it's confusing?) (I didn't script thie Leonardo part either, I don't even know why that happened and why so publicly? Like? Have common sense?)
Okay, that was a lot. I hope it's entertaining for you šŸ˜˜
Also, can I be your šŸ‘» anon? I can share my stories that way with you and everyone.
WOAHHH YOONGI SEEMS LIKE SUCH A GOOD BROTHERšŸ˜žšŸ˜ž ITS FUNNY HOW HE BUYS U STUFF AND WOAH WOAH WOAH??? THEY ALL JUST FLIRT WITH U??? lowkey sounds funā€¦. BUT THEY ALL CAME OUT??
omgā€¦.ur rich and famous how u got all types of celebrities falling for you!!!
LEONARDO DICAPRIO ASKED U OUT PUBLICLY??
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AT NINETEEN??? AS IN 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19???
how dumb is he to ask a nineteen year old out on an date PUBLICLY and yes this was VERY entertaining i was gasping every 5 seconds and YESSS U CAN BE šŸ‘» ANON!! :33
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yukidiaries Ā· 2 years ago
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I rate my all(probably) teacher because i have absoloutely nothing to do and i hate my life and i hate studying and i hate school and i am going insane (i really hope now one of my school knows that its me and sees this or ill maybe actually kill myself).
TLE Teacher: first impression of him was intimidating but is actually not that bad lol, but still tho, why the fuck did you make us memorize 10 procedures in exact at the ass nighttime, 7/10, i will never rate anyone above the 8
MAPEH and ENGLISH Teacher: ok, i must admit, you are nice, BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE YOUR EXAMS AND INDENTIFICATIONS AND QUIZZES FUCKING IMMPOSSIBLE AND YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO FUCKING GET IT CORRECTLY AAAAAAAAA-, 2/10, why, its always hard to review the indentifications šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­, the source of my endless will to kms
SOCIAL Teacher: why so strict and scary šŸ’€šŸ˜­, he has the same vibe/feeling/looks or what ever as the TLE teacher but he's more cheerful-like and less akward, oh dear they were complete polar opposites, the other one looks scary, but is actually a bit nice(atleast), he looks approachable(he still tries to at this even time and i always fall for it bc his activities was 'not boring'), but is SCARY AS FU-, bro is scary, i feel like i was about cry when he said that i should speak more louder like "What did i say about my rules in this class" always says it like that in a scary way bro im gonna cry dude why does nobody understanddddd šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­, he fr dont understand us shy people, bro actually looks like hes always about to cry ive got a theory that hes always like hes about to cry bc he gets scholed by some person or idk abt him being so strict and is actually holding back on scholding students (bro probably hit a student by his attitude dont judge me its a students responsibility to assume ok) and like actually mentions on getting scholded by some idk, bro i saw that "IM DONE" in ur files bro prol venting (ik im probably misunderstanding like who tf would leave that in the whole ass class but he could be just like me fr to ignore and act like its isnt there and hope they dont notice it like me šŸ’€ i can assume ok bish) probably has anger issues? BUT THATS JUST A THEORY, AAAA- Man, 2/10, wtf
FILIPINO Teacher: Hello advisor, you chill, and nice good humor, good tiktok dancing mov- ...excuse me, nice good easy pc exam, i hate essays tho, also why high expectations for me and give me the unfairty and made me merorize the hardest speech even if i was a tranferee šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­, and why my hardwork of studying on a lesson then you skip it tho, thank you for that tho, bc the mfing lesson is hard thank for skipping it, thank for the swimming pool, 8/10
SCIENCE Teacher: She feels like just my old school's English teacher, she chill, she cool, thanks for actually hearing out my excuses to get perfect grades lol, 7/10, W teacher
MATH Teacher: šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ Dont even get me STARTED im already tired bro, like, ik you old but, WHY YOU ALWAYS TEACH SO WRONG AAAA, like dude, just look at her answers youll literary understand me, its ok if it just a little mistake but like umh... thats too much for a "Pro,fe,tio,nal teachers" šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€, she wont accept crap, she either ignores it, or blames the student šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€, i also have that fucking feeling where shes favoriting the son of the principal on the school like wtf dude, also why do you make us just copy the answers šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€ i can excuse the lack of activity on checking our answers even if you promised to do it already like 2+ times but pleaseee why are you making us copy the answers except of making us train our brain and say that "Parents will come here and complain about your grades" like broooooooooooo šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­, everyone of us got probably atleast 15 mistake in math exam for no reason just because of her one single typographical error and didnt even correct it šŸ’€, 2/10 u and my father is literary the same whats worse is me put both in the same room with both of you and math, i feel like dying
Peyn
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dreamiehrs Ā· 4 years ago
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nct dream and what games they would play on Roblox
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I think Iā€™m pretty certified to say this bc I have been playing Roblox with my lovely friend every morning for almost a week or 2 straight so... yeah. also, someone has probably done this before and I just wanted to say that this is my own original ideas and thoughts about what games they would play in Roblox :) anyways, letā€™s get into it losers.
[also, big thanks to my amazing wonderful good friend ren aka @dreamzenctā€‹ for making this adorable header for me!! love u lots also u guys need to check out her blog she is... amazing at writing <3 mwah :D]
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mark leeĀ ā†¬ story game and/or silent assassin
yes, I can see mark playing some dumb ass story game like cruise, vacation, break in, etc.
him and jaem would just spend hours mocking how silly the story games can be sometimes, and even though they criticize the games sometimes, they canā€™t help but to feel drawn to how silly they were LMAO
would get upset when he would die from something ridiculous in the game... also calling it now that mark is also terrible at parkour. idk I just... feel like he would mess up the momentum of jumping onto stuff or would cut the jump short.
jaemin would literally just laugh at how bad mark is.Ā ā€œmark... I hate to say it, but you utterly SUCK at video games. youā€™re even worse when you play fps games.ā€
ā€œyah jaemin... u donā€™t want me to buy you dinner tonight?ā€
yeah that gets jaemin to shut up right away LMAOO.
going onto why he would play silent assassin... yeah hyuck would force him to play this wbk this would happen eventually.
would be a not so great assassin at first, but I feel like after a few hours of playing, he would get the hang of it. however, whenever he would be the target he would be killed RIGHT AWAY by whoever the assassin is... in conclusion: mark has no idea what heā€™s doing most of the time while playing that game SAHDJSADJASHJ
hyuck would troll him so hard about it, too, saying stuff like:Ā ā€œomg learn the controls next time!!ā€Ā ā€œman, you absolutely suck at getting the briefcases like??? THEYā€™RE MARKED FOR U DUMBO! HAHA, GET IT? UR NAME IS MARK AND I JUST SAID MARKED- okay Iā€™ll stop now.ā€
yeah mark would def just end up banning hyuck after he trolls him 500 times and goes back to playing cute but silly story games with jaem.
huang renjunĀ ā†¬ murder mystery
yes I am still on my renjun detective agenda bullshit!!!!
but honestly I can see renjun rocking everyoneā€™s shit when heā€™s the guard and absolutely OBLITERATES the murderer.
would probably get angry when he yells at everyone else that the murder is in a room somewhere and no one ends up listening to him.
ā€œGUYS HEā€™S IN THE GUARD OFFICE!!!ā€ also yes he types in all caps at all times this is renjun weā€™re talking about here.
then he would end up getting killed by the murderer and would spectate everyone and just yells in chat about how stupid everyone was being.
ā€œGUYS I SAID HEā€™S IN THE GUARD OFFICE!!! TF ARE U GUYS STUPID???ā€
also he would be a part of the troll trio containing him, hyuck, and lele. these 3 would be UNSTOPPABLE trolls on roblox and just any games they played on roblox in general.
he would get frustrated when hyuck would just run around him in murder mystery and end up distracting him as he tries to figure out where the murderer is. chenle would just shoot blindly and would end up running off somewhere alone to get killed by the murderer himself.
and yes, he would get on the other players for being terrible murderers and not having any technique for killing ppl on the game.Ā ā€œyou guys suck!! do you guys even have a certain technique/strategy on how to kill ppl without getting caught on this game?!ā€
chenle and hyuck would just laugh their asses off on how serious renjun was about this game like... chill man itā€™s not that deep LMAO.
I can even see the younger members just pissing him off and teasing him so that eventually renjun just rage quits AHJDDHJAS. chenle would end up just screaming in renjunā€™s ear and renjun would slam his fist down on the desk in front of him and would just LEAP at chenle irl.
the other members wouldnā€™t be concerned when they hear a crash come from renjunā€™s room. they were used to hearing stuff like that from renjunā€™s room as heā€™ll occasionally want to just wrestle someone (mainly hyuck or chenle).
but yes, wbk that renjun would EXCEL at murder mystery and just mystery games in general in roblox.
lee jenoĀ ā†¬ adventure games and/or flee the facility
I feel like jeno would love adventure games so much like??? idk he just seems to be into that type of stuff.
I donā€™t see him as a rage quitter tbh? like I feel like heā€™d be so chill with everything going on that he wouldnā€™t get as angry as renjun does while gaming LMAO
he would just listen to some chill lofi music and just finish quests left and right in his own little world. I can see hyuck just being a little meanie head and creeping up on jeno without him knowing, and yes, jeno would almost spill all of his water onto his laptop when donghyuck does so.
however.... I can TOTALLY see him playing flee the facility with the rest of the dreamies. I feel like heā€™d especially play it with jaemin bc the 2 of them would be RELENTLESS when they become the beast omg LMAOO
jeno would be all giggly just having a good time and then BOOM jaemin destroys him with his hammer and just drags jeno to one of his freezing capsules LMAOO
jaemin would just be likeĀ ā€œjeno~? where are you~?ā€ all creepy like and jeno would just be in a room somewhere using his AMAZING hacking skills to escape (yeah no he messes up at hacking a lot... SAHJDSADJ)
meanwhile, jeno as the beast would act all scary but it wouldnā€™t intimidate jaemin at all LMAO jaem would be likeĀ ā€œHAHA COME AND GET ME LOSER!! OH WAIT, U CANT BC U CANā€™T CRAWL UNDER STUFF HAHAAHA- oh shit wait he got me HELP!!ā€
even though jaem tries to act all tough, he ends up getting killed by the beast, aka jeno, every time jeno is the beast. yes, jeno is just too good at being the beast for his own good.
jaemin would do good, too, but I can see him being better at hacking than jeno. omg just imagine jaemin hacking something and heā€™s almost done and then SUDDENLY heā€™s boped on the head by jenoā€™s hammer and it scares him so badly.
however, I feel like jeno would rope jaemin into playing more adventure games with him and jaemin would def just complain the whole time about how long it takes to walk to get the items for quests. wbk jaem is a huge complainer, I mean, have you heard how much he complains about jisung not wanting to accept his love? LMAO
jeno would just be vibing, though, not even paying attention to jaeminā€™s complaining and just working on his quests in his time. we love a chill king.
lee donghyuckĀ ā†¬ silent assassin
again... do I even have to explain my reasoning behind this?
hyuck literally plays Overwatch 24/7 until itā€™s almost 2 or 3 am at night... so why wouldnā€™t he do the same but with silent assassin on roblox instead??
I can see him just getting upset when he only gets 4th place in the free for all game mode. heā€™d be likeĀ ā€œdammit not again!! ugh this guy just stole all my kills what the heck!?!ā€
obviously he would get better at the game bc he would play the shit out of it. he would probably play it 24/7 like he does with Overwatch and would hit level 40 in a few days.
I can see it now, his desk littered with empty redbull bottles as he tells himself heā€™ll only play one more round of silent assasin... yeah no that was a lie he ends up playing until heā€™s ready to pass out in his bed.
and ofc johnny would be likeĀ ā€œbro wtf why are u so addicted to this game?? get some rest man.ā€
ā€œno.... I need to... upgrade my weapons more.... I need... MONEY!ā€
I can also see him forcing mark to play this game with him but lemme tell you something... mark would absolutely suck at this game. I mean, ofc he would get better as time passed but he wouldnā€™t be as good as hyuck.
when he first was assigned assassin I can just hear him being likeĀ ā€œomg how do I move?!?! WHAT SOMEONE JUST KILLED ME!!ā€™
hyuck would just sigh and type in the chatĀ ā€œyou suck man learn the controls next timeĀ šŸ™„ā€
ā€œstfu troll u canā€™t say anything until u learn the controls for pubgā€ mark would say back and would accidentally get banned or something for his swearing SAHDASHDJA.
I feel like hyuck would get banned too bc I can DEF see him as a troll alongside chenle. would probably scream dramatically when someone would kill him on the game too and would be an AMAZING assassin.
he would def ambush mark any second he got to as he was the assassin and would probably get the most kills in every game mode. mark would end up rage quitting and then hyuck would say something about mark being such a pansy. (and yes, thatā€™s how hyuck gets banned LMAO mark bans his trolling ass)
na jaeminĀ ā†¬ whereā€™s the baby and/or daycare
okay so I can def see jaemin forcing jisung to play whereā€™s the baby with him just bc he considers jisung his child... yes jaem loves jisung so much that heā€™s convinced that he birthed him HJSADHADJ
jisung would always want to be the adult bc he REFUSES to be the baby (mainly bc jaem wants him to be the baby on the game every time)
jaemin would be likeĀ ā€œomg lemme take care of u jisung!! omg NO DONā€™T CHOP OFF MY ARM WTF SUNGIE!?ā€
jisung would be ruthless while playing with jaemin... he would just want to kill jaemin all the time and jaemin would be frowning about it the entire time.
ā€œyou know what, sungie? Iā€™ll let you kill me on this game bc of how much I love youĀ šŸ˜šā€œ
ā€œew no nvm Iā€™m leavingĀ šŸ¤®ā€
however, I feel like jaemin would be good at the hide and seek mode for whereā€™s the baby. heā€™d find jisung within SECONDS. I can just imagine jisung hiding in the bush or something and jaemin would just immediately KNOW that jisung would be in the bush like... idk maybe itā€™s his seventh sense (šŸ˜)Ā 
also, his sixth sense is that he knows when jisung is hungry, sad, angry, annoyed, all of the above man. yes, he can just sense those things and honestly none of the other members in nct dream understand HOW he can do that. (renjun is convinced that jaem is from a completely different planet and is only here to baby jisung... I mean, heā€™s not wrong though??? LMAO)
for the reason why he plays daycare... yeah maybe itā€™s just an excuse to scare jisung with that creepy demon character LMAO. he knows how much of a scaredy cat jisung is, and just loves hearing jisung scream when the demon always spawns near him SHJDASJDH
jaemin knows all the ins and outs of daycare and just abt story games in general... and yes, jisung def eats the poisonous apple and ends up dying right after they escape the daycare SADJASHDJH
I can see jaemin and mark playing story games in their free time, and when one of the younger members join them, they just know itā€™s gonna be fun when they have no idea whatā€™s going on :D (and when they eat something poisonous)
zhong chenleĀ ā†¬ tycoon and/or a horror game
so wbk that this nerd would play a tycoon to make even more money than he has right now.
to be specific, he would probably be the richest person on the server and just taunt people with how much money he has.
ā€œoh you guys want this??? a million dollars??? well.... okay Iā€™ll give it to you... SIKE BITCH U THOUGHT!ā€
he would be the biggest troll ever Iā€™m calling it now.
he would probably end up getting banned for laughing at another user crying about not having enough money on the tycoon game.
ā€œawhhhh you donā€™t have as much money as me??? haha oh well not my problemĀ šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Žā€œ (yes chenle is an avid user of this emoji)
he would have to end up making a new roblox account bc of how he was banned and the guy who he made fun of would end up just chuckling behind his screen about it. (chenle wouldnā€™t care though LMAO he would still come back and rock that kidā€™s shit and be the richest person on the server)
I can also see him playing some scary game and roping jisung into it just to scare him shitless.
ā€œOMG JISUNG WATCH OUT THEREā€™S A DEMON BEHIND U!!! HAHA MADE U LOOK!!!ā€
cue jisung flinching like a madman to just realize no one was behind him.Ā ā€œlele ur such an ass!!ā€
however, chenle would also just scream when anything remotely scary happens just to scare jisung even more. jisung would end up rage quiting at this and saying that heā€™s gonna go to bed instead.
and yes chenle would wake jisung up at 3 am just to scare him with an image from the horror game they played on roblox earlier. you remember how they scared him by setting a cockroach as his home & lock screen on his iPad that one time? yeah just imagine that but with a demon face from a horror game SHDASJDJ.
park jisungĀ ā†¬ bee swarm simulator
do I even have to explain this???
he would end up getting addicted to the game after chenle had shown it to him one day.
ā€œOMG CHENLE LOOK AT THIS LEGENDARY BEE I JUST GOT OMG OMG!!!ā€Ā 
ā€œAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE KING BEETLE JUST KILLED ME THIS IS UNFAIRRRRRR!ā€ chenle would just frantically scream into jisungā€™s ears and jisung swore that one day he would become deaf bc of his best friend.
chenle would show jisung all the tips and tricks on how to be better at the game and next thing u know jisung plays the game almost every day. he also freaks out when his bees get sad bc of the field theyā€™re in and immediately goes back to his hive to feed them and make them feel better.
also jisungā€™s favorite bee would def be the demon bee.... no I will not elaborate on this.
jisung would treat his bees like his own children, making sure theyā€™re all fed and happy. he would scream whenever he would get a royal jelly and would be obsessed with just hatching random bees all the time.
would def do the most just to upgrade all of his items but heā€™d do that just so he can fly everywhere and move faster. yes he would want to use his glider everywhere even when he doesnā€™t need to use it he uses it.
would probably end up getting stuck somewhere on the map and chenle would have to help him LMAOO
he would def complain about how much pollen he would have to collect and then would get distracted by how cute his bees are 5 minutes later. probably ends up playing the game for 4 hours straight without noticing until chenle yells at him to get off so the two of them could eat lunch together. (and dw, ofc he eats well after playing for so long heā€™s a growing boy <3)
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alex-fucking-dempsey Ā· 5 years ago
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its 12:47am i plan on finishing two episodes tonight needless to say im in a bad mood and im high this is going to be dramatic as hell.
SPOILER WARNING FOR 13 REASONS WHY SEASON 4 EPISODE 2 or 3 one of them got deleted at some point last night n idk which
This funeral is for someone who commited suicide and now im fearing for clay :(
Clay saying fuck you is my kink
Clay cursing >>>>
I want clay in my guts if you can't tell
ayO???
the calling is making me really nervous
So is SHIT weird or is clay just insane??
this is quickly becoming like a scary movie and i hate scary movies i signed up for the angst
THE SMILING CLAY HAS ME MF SENT IM SENT YALL I CANT BREAAAATHE
is it just me or do you want justin in ur guts ;-;
uR aSlEeP wHeN iM sLeEpInG why did he say it like that wtf
I NEED TO TAKE MY MORNING SHIT
I CANT MF BREATHE
I guess thats high school hey clay i was doing just fine buddy
Clay and justin reminsing abt season 1 ;-;
MY WHOLE LIFE IS CHALLENGES SET BACKS AND FAILURES CLAY IS THE BEST NARRARTOR PLEAAAAASEEEEE
thw writing being winston is too obvious it was obviously fucking the guys who beay the shit out of clay
alex: anxious bi
zach is cute the way he peaks over pls sir lemme hold ur hand
The way i talk abt clay vs the way i talk abt zach dksjsjd
zach literally could give less shits abt the world around him i was to be as carefree as him
also lets talk abt the way alex is STARRING at zach like BRO
Also Jessica screaming WERE FUCKED bitch duh coULD SAY IT ANY LOUDER
estella??? oh snap hang on i didnt think of it
Tyler: taking pictures
Hes so cute i love my boy
I literally hate the sheif hes irritating
Winston looks great in that fit bro
Justin ur wild bro
Winston is me snooping
ani is v protective shes so cute
Red painted clays locker onG THEY FRARMED HIS ASS
im so wtf
What class period is it where they are all just vibing
SHUT UP I LOVE CHARLIE
SHUT THE FUVK UP I LOVE ZACH
she called him sweetheart they are so sweet ;-;
these racists i cannot stand it they keep racially profiling tony :(
im so angry
lowkey tony and that guy kinda look the same age and i cant unsee it
Winstokn looks like the guy who plays pennywise
I WANT WINSTON TO SHUT UP LEAVE TYLER ALONE PLEASE
why do u care bro
im kind of really fucking nervous im nervous of what hes going to do
Oh tyler :(
winston is so aggravating
lEAVE CLAY ALONE
iM hErE fOr yOu eat my ass
zach is so cute hes literally planning a date with alex mr Im FuCkInG hEtErO okay pal
"Everything's fine"
"Everythings fucked"
"Same thing"
I aspire to be as chill as zach
wOULDNT LIFE BE BETTER IF WE JUET CAME OUT
FUCKING WISE CHOICE OF WORDS BUCKAROO
This man just walked onto that bus im-
THIS BITCH "thwre is a line"
"Sorry" keeps walking deeper into the bus
winston is so cute hes smile bro.
is clay gonna fight someone
god bolden is ugly
tHE SPRAY PAINT WHAT THE FUCK
tHROW IT OUT THE WINDOW???
zach arm is literally-
mATT>>>
zach is drunk isnt he??
zACH IN THE COAT
why tf is zach in alex in different groups
alex knows who winston is
Alex is so worried abt his boy
cLAY KEEPS TRYNA THROW IT AWAY AND EVERYONE IS ALL "hEyYyYy"
why would clay even do that bro??
zach looks so damn good fucking WOW
Zach is abt to go party with these ppl
THEY ARE GONNA GO PARTY
I CANT BREATHE I LOVE ZACH SO GODDAMN MUCH
clay n zach are so rare but so great together
winston dont look at alex šŸ”Ŗ
Jeremy looks familiar if u know who he is pls tell me
Jessica šŸ˜”šŸ˜” jesus im so nervous for her i feel like puking
Amanda: ???
THEYVE PLAYED THREE ROUNDS I LOCE THEMMMM
CLAY STILL DRINKS
cory sisj
the nerves i have for this drunk girl OH FUCK NO
i cant fucking breathe sorry yall i cant cover this lightheartedly so i wont at all
im so nervous
jess n justin :(
jess only liked justin on drugs change my mf mind
alex ;-;
winston is gonna get šŸ”Ŗ
Okay maybe not lowkey soft
why is looking at him like that he touched his hand EVERYONE STOP
IM NOT GAY ALEX MF STANDALL EVERYONE THE MAN WHO JUST MERE DAYS AGO KISSED ZACH
iM SO FUCKING CONFUSED EVERYDAY IM MORE N MORE CONFUSED
I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY ARE IN THE POLICE STATION
THEY ARE SO DRUNK
zach looks so good in this outfit on these chairs like he became a fashion god wtf
MATT
clay: is still drunk
I cant breathe
:( clay feels replaced by justin
zahc doesnt give a fuck abr anything wow
OMG CLAY
everyone is... off
jess and ani :( so sweet
THAT SCARED ME FUCK
why is justin writing with a fine liner
I hate justin and clays fights they always tear me apart :(
oh wow :( clays freckles
Tell him. God clay im going to kill u
TWO CANS AYO? ZACH WTF
iF I WORK HARD IT COULD BE 2.9 if it aint me
yes ani queen
wHY LIE TO ME WHAT GOOD DOES THAT DO HES SO FINE
wHy dIdNt yOu TeXt mE lAsT nIgHt clay shut up ongg
Winston simps for Alex so hard i cant breathe
Why is theprincipal trying so hard ur so creepy bro stg
estella is fucking pretty let me hug her :(
tHE SPRAY PAINT BRO IM-
he looks so fucking good alex thank you sir
caleb and tony :( so cute
alex ur so cute
YO WHY ARE ALEXS CALFS SO RIPPED
clay TELL SOMEONE you need to tell them. :(
i I DONT FUCK KNOW WHY clay is unintentional funny
I needed to hear that ;-;
dont bond over bryce ew
chole looks like alice from alice in wonderland and wow how haveneverr noticed that b4
he keeps standing her up ;-;
zAcHy ZaChY
ew
coffee dates bro
winston is so fucken creepy
Alex n his cane >>>
dIMPLES
omG DONT KISS
thank god
is he just gonna stay in love with zach??
i hatw this mf bro
clays pants pt. 2>>>
im sick and tired of being sick and tired of these kids not fetting happiness
wHY DOES HIS CLOSIBG LINES MAKE ME LAUGH OMG
He isnt gonna send that shit
in conclusion season 2 is still better.
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tfw-no-tennis Ā· 5 years ago
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hxh RESUME
back at it again w/the hxh, heres my recap of the last few epsĀ 
ok so i totally forgot to recap that one ep at the end of the hunter exam arc lets see what i remember from like 3 wks ago lollll
i thiiiiink i left off in the middle of ep 21 lol. i really dont remember much tbh so im gonna skim the ep to refresh
exposition time! its so wild that if you lose ur hunter card That It like u cant get another or retake the exam hgabjdfuhasjf LsĀ 
also the fact that you can sell it is rlly interestingĀ 
leorio & kurapika backing up gon as he confronts illumi again :ā€™) good lil familyĀ 
illumi u fool. gon is a shounen protag. he can do anything he sets his mind to
the fact that gon thanks illumi for telling him where killua is....hes literally THAT polite like...what a perfect boyĀ 
hisoka just fuckgin stepping out of the shadows....ok bitchĀ 
the fact that gon fucked up illumis arm that bad with one hand....boi is STRONKĀ 
AUGH AUGH AUGHHHH HISOKA IS SO CREEPY AUGHHH I HATE THIS BIIIITCHĀ 
ok but like is illumi implying that hisoka is a fr p*do bc uhhhhh thats so nasty oh lord. pls stay away from gon, and killua, and like everyone as a matter of factĀ 
EWWWWWWWWWW I HATE HISOKA HES SO NASTY. PLS STOP MAKING P*RNO FACES IN RELATION TO 12 YR OLD BOYS.Ā 
no but rlly what IS hisoka gonna do now. im assuming heā€™ll show up p soon (tho probs not in the zoldyc arc like i thought bc its shorter than i thought)Ā 
ok the fact that they have the internet is hilariously wild to me for some reason....it just seems like this would be one of those fantasy shounen worlds with very little tech (a la one piece) but lol nope we can just google shit hvbhjdhjdfks
gon: it was fun when you beat me up for 3 hours and broke my arm! seeya dude!
i love gon he is so chill and doesnt seem to hold grudges except when it really matters (like hisoka and illumi)Ā 
hanzo has.....ninja business cards....thats amazing hvbhsdjkujfnd
dont worry pokkle, leorio was basically carried thru the hunter exam by various people and also won by default. he still deserves his license tho
an exotic game hunter sounds pretty cool! i wonder if weā€™ll see pokkle again. kinda doubt it? that sounds pretty firmly non-combat based, and therefore probably pretty far from any plot lol
so gons dad is a bigshot huh.....whatever hed be a bigger deal if he didnt abandon his son tbhĀ 
gon swinging his feet on the bench....sooo cuteĀ 
so ging could restore a bunch of ruins but he couldnt raise his son...ok
im just gonna be bitter at this guy for abandoning the most perfect boy vhbhjfbsjhdhbfsk sorry dude but being a good hunter doesnt make up for being a shit fatherĀ 
gon is so precious ;_;Ā 
WHAT WAS SATOTZ GONNA SAY TO GON???
why does it look like theyre googling things on MS paintĀ 
ah yes, padokea, on the continent of Africa But SidewaysĀ 
idk if i talked abt it before but the world map is WILD lmao i love how its all the continents/landmasses scrambled around.....im super curious abt that weird island in the top center of the map, thats the only thing that immediately sticks out as not having a real life equivalentĀ 
the music in this show is so charming :ā€™) i love the main theme smĀ 
gon is sooo precious i literally cant get over it. and his hurry to rescue killua is so sweet....and i love how naturally charming/charismatic gon is....pretty much everyone he meets likes him, especially leorio and kurapika, who basically adopted him after knowing him for like a day, and continue to be completely taken by him
ok wtf is satotz & co talking abt......do they know something abt ging that they arent allowed to tell gon???? shouldnt gon have access to the same info now that hes a hunter? i need ANSWERS
i bet this whole thing abt the hunter exam not rlly being over is a metaphor abt the hunter exam NEVER truly ending bc youre always being tested, or st
ok the ED continues to be So Much like especially the last shot where the 4 main characters look like theyre posing for a JC Penny catalog while the singer goes FULL metal-screamo
ok ruth and i just rewatched the next two eps woohoo
i love that there are tourist busses that take people to the front gates so they can like pose for pics and stuff vhbhjafdsfkj and its likeĀ ā€˜ah yes here are where the local assassins live!ā€™ thats so funny yet it makes so much sense
i love that leorio passed tf out during the bus ride. big big moodĀ 
gon is so cute...hes like ok yes i understand that weā€™re not supposed to go in but i think they can make an exception for me bc im very polite.Ā 
those 2 dudes r so ugly and so dead god bless
that bigass buster sword....sir pleaseĀ 
ruth and i rlly thot that the old guard guy was gonna turn out to be grandpa zoldyk or st lol
the fact that the dog managed to eat All their flesh but left some clothes....skillĀ 
also the dog is named mike but it sounds like the guy is calling him miku hvbjdfssk
this cant be the first time some morons have been killed here likeeeeĀ 
i cant believe nobody has visited the zoldyk estate in 20 years damn they all rlly b havin no friends. depressingĀ 
the whole gates thing is wild. also that part where gon gets the math wrong on the weight.....BIG mood kiddoĀ 
ok the part where gons on the phone w/the butler is soooo good oh man. i love how gon just calmly dials the phone again after hes hung up on the first time and then YELLS....and leorio and kurapikas faces r so goodĀ 
also the butler guy unfortunately has a point, it isnt foolproof that gon is here Legit....but he IS let him see his tiny bf :(Ā 
as ruth pointed out, the butler guy is reminiscent of kuro from one piece. same vibesĀ 
maybe if leorio was jacked like he is in the manga/1999 anime he couldve opened the gate that first time around....LsĀ 
god i love this shows approach to Everything so far,....as ruth put it, half the time its likeĀ ā€˜oh wow they should do [x]/i wish theyd do [x] but ofc they wont cause its a shounenā€™ but then they DO do [x] and its like damn thats dopeĀ 
anyways i love how gon is increasingly approaching situations with his Plucky Shounen Protag Attitude in full swing, and he pretty much gets shot down every time. BUT his general determination to see killua bc killuas his FRIEND and hes gonna RESCUE HIM is still a good and pure motivating forceĀ 
like here, when hes climbing over the wall and hes like whatever i dont wanna have to deal w/being tested thats bullshit, i wanna see killua, my intentions are pure, im gonna try my luck with the dog....i was like ok yeah heā€™ll get over and like tame or defeat the dog and the guard will be suitably impressed bc nobodys ever done That before, and then gon will continue on to get killuaĀ 
but NOPE instead the guard calls him down and explains that gon Will Die if he tries that, and then the guard will die too for letting that happen. and gon is like oh shit my actions have consequences for people other than me, wow.Ā 
and THEN the guard takes them in to meet the dog. and hot DAMN that is a scary creature. not even really a dog tbh. they did an excellent job making the dog Legit Scary and not just like, big and flashy looking....those eyes are so soulless, and the proportions are freakyĀ 
and the guard says exactly what i was thinking - that gon would use his Country Boy Woodland Creature Skills to workaround the dog....but then the subversion - this creature is NOTHING like the woodland critters gon is probably used to dealing with. theres no way gon stood a chance here. the guard just saved him from a really unfortunate deathĀ 
i love all the Super Heavy Stuff in the servant house that seems so inconvenient vbhjdkfasjfld. also forgot to mention earlier but the guard guy being Absolutely Ripped was wild and kinda funnyĀ 
training montage! gon continues to be so cute. and i love so much how leorio and kurapika are like no, you rest, weā€™ll take care of this. good parents!!!!
and then!!!! they sync up and use the power of gay love to almost open the gate. but then gon uses the power of Improbable Shounen Protag Healing Speed to toss that arm sling off and help out
i feel like leorio was side-eyeing gon like w8 a sec u broke that arm like a few days ago that aint right.....
oh man i almost forgot abt that scene with the zoldyks torturing killua :( :( this poor kid he doesnt deserve thatĀ 
also mom zoldyck seems truly awful but i must say her aesthetic does fuck. the victorian-lookin outfit paired with the futuristic cyclops visor thing....excellent. also im betting this face bandages are from killua cutting her faceĀ 
this family is so fucked up hvbsjdhjfbakdfn
killua telling his mom that gon is definitely gonna make it there :ā€™) hes got such unshakable faith in his bf thats so good.....
back w/the gang, and immediately they run into more trouble in the form of the young girl butler, whose name i dont know, but i love her....her design is SO good oh man. a non-caricature black person? who also isnt sexualized? in MY anime??????
Ā i love how gons approach to conflict is currentlyĀ ā€˜let more powerful person beat me up for hours straight in hopes that they get tired or something idk broā€™ like....i love him lol, is it in an effort to show how determined he is? he doesnt even try to dodge her blows or get around her....id be tryin to hop that fence lolĀ 
oh shit the tiny zoldyk kid from earlier is spying on them....she was w/the mom so im sure thats not good
when he punches the rock part and it breaks....strong boiiiiĀ 
oh man that little flashback from when killua first came back and told her that he made a friend ;_; bruhĀ 
i love butler girl :( she wants to let gon but knows it isnt allowed....and as soon as she starts to waver BAM here comes mom zoldyck JFC that was so sudden and jarring....im assuming butler girl isnt dead cause that would be lame and anticlimacticĀ 
also IS THAT NEN??? NEN>>>??? NEN??? HM? NEN?????????Ā 
im so annoying abt nen i need to make one of thoseĀ ā€˜is this a pigeon?ā€™ memes w/ā€™is this nen?ā€™ bc thats me anytime anything remotely weird happens lmao
i do think its rlly nen this time tho
anyways shit is wild, cant wait to meet the full zoldyck familyĀ 
PREDICTION CORNER:Ā 
as i said above i doubt hisoka will show up now bc this arc is a lot shorter than i anticipated. also im doubting that illumis even gonna show up honestlyĀ 
i think weā€™re gonna have this OP for a while, as the part just at the end shows gon and hisoka fighting in what looks to be an arena, and ik the next arc is the heavens arena arc, which im assuming is the tournament arc....
also i have no idea what that weird building in the OP is but my guess is that its the building w/the heavens arena in it bc its tall and,,,,heavenĀ 
i predict there wont be much fighting in this little arc bc how tf else is it so short. at this point i rlly think gon is just gonna grab killua and go lmao. im super curious abt how thats gonna go down, considering that killua is currently strung up just bc he wont apologize...so i cant imagine his family would just let him leave w/gon. i wonder if killua will fight them, or if gons determination will impress them and then theyll let killua go (doubt it)
thats basically it....weā€™ll see abt the next few eps holla
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ohmigod ohmigod oh my God i have a story and i need somebody else to know this right tf now so i choose u
okay, so you sent in a lot of asks so imma just copy and paste them here!Ā 
part 2:Ā this starts like,,,,,a month ago. one of my friends, an absolute crackhead of a person, i'll call her k, joins this server with me. we meme bc its a harry potter rp server and this is what we do instead of school. but like,,,its kinda fun so we make serious characters and start rping and its chill. we make some friends, one of them a furry. no judging me
part 3:Ā so this furry is named meryl. meryl and k are like dming, as friends do and they're kinda flirting uk how it is but the important thing is that they conceive a tweet together and joke abt it being their child. this tweet, verbatim, says "i'm going to k*ll trump, suck his dick, and move to canada." the order is important here. so k tweets this out
part 4:Ā Like a Fucking Week later a actual real life secret service agents gets in touch through k's twitter. she trolls him a bit but then realizes that FUCK
part 5:Ā this is a reali live secret service agent who's putting up with her bs. k gets made to take down the tweet and upon discovery that k is a minor, he asks to chat with her parents. she ghosts him, bc fuck that, even though her parents are even more crackheaded than she is (in a good way thankfully) but. eventually he's like ma'am let us talk to ur parents over the phone or we'll come to your house
part 6:Ā and so she does. thankfully, she leaves her laptop in a vc on discord in a furry server so we can all listen in. so they're talking and he's like "what prompted u to send out this tweet like??" so she has to introduce me to get to meryl and she says the words "harry potter rp server" because its where all of this started and like
part 7:Ā i WISH i could've you seen this man's face as she says this bc he just goes SILENT and like, frozen for words and THENĀ 
part 8:Ā the furries in the vc with me LOSE THEIR SHIT and start SHAMING me for being in a hp rp server
part 9:Ā i'm sorry for the spam but these!!! are people that posts pics of their dildo collections and I'M being made fun of??? and that's it i'm fucking crying about this but i hope u enjoyed the story of how somewhere my friend and i made a secret service agent somewhere regret whole his life bc
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OKAY SO ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO THIS IS LMAOOOO
that's actually hilarious, although I definitely feel mortified for K. poor thing! social media is scary, bro.
tysm for sharing with me. it made me laugh :)
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otomates-a Ā· 6 years ago
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šŸŒŗ (Abby/Sam? Your Haley/one of my SDV brood? My Candace or Calvin/one of your AP bois? Some RF crossover? Literally any SDV/HM/RF crossover???? THERE'S OPTIONS, OKAY) (not opposed to šŸŒ¹ either, listen)
LET ME KNOW YOUR SHIP IDEAS, Iā€™LL RAMBLE ABOUT THEM.
ā†Ŗ accepting / @voiceofmany.
šŸŒŗ ā€” platonic ship &Ā šŸŒ¹ ā€” romantic ship inputs !
u gave me many options so u get many rambles, come @ me for anything that interests u iā€™m crying šŸ˜‚
ABIGAIL & SAM
WOW i love sam & abby !!! everyone always talks about seb & abbyā€™s friendship but henlo theyā€™re SLEEPING on this combo?? conceptually they have such differing aesthetics and in some ways their personalities kind of clash. like even though theyā€™re both silly, sam is way more outgoing and friendly and easy to talk to whereas abigail is a little bit of a shut in ā€¦ hard to have a convo with at first ā€¦ doesnā€™t have the highest confidence in the world ā€¦ lowkey stage fright ā€¦ etc. IT MAKES THEIR DYNAMIC SO INTERESTING bc they get along so well.
i can see sam being ??? so supportive of abbyā€™s insecurities and def pushing her out of her comfort zone. & prob being a big part of the reason why sheā€™s part of his band w/ seb despite usually wanting to sink into the background.
also abby ??? getting sam to like ??? slow down a little bitā€¦ enjoy quiet momentsā€¦ take a break from the skateboard, take a seat, chillā€¦ watch the stars bro theyā€™re breathtakingā€¦ then we can go beat up losers in video games u know KJNMH
romantically their aesthetic would literally beĀ ā€œshut up and dance with meā€ except sam is the one dragging abby onto the metaphorical dance floor while she freaks out bc what if she stomps on his toes or falls on her face or breaks her foot idkĀ šŸ˜‚
abigail voiceĀ ā€œyou saw me when i was invisibleā€ cliche
FRIENDSĀ šŸ‘ TOĀ šŸ‘ LOVERSĀ šŸ‘ IS WHOLESOME
HALEY & ELLIOT???? HEAR ME OUT???
me, gently tapping a mic: why didnā€™t these two interact more tf. OKAY BUT LISTEN theyā€™re actually so ā€¦ wildly different BUT LIKE IN A GOOD WAY ??? elliot is literally chilling on the beach trying to get in touch with his creative spirit meanwhile haley (at first) is trapped in this town kicking at dirt bc sheā€™d rather die than live there literally WHAT is the appeal. elliot is chasing his dreams and is very emotional and open with himself, whereas haley is too scared to HAVE substantial dreams and doesnā€™t know ā€¦ wtf sheā€™s doingā€¦ elliot is a good person and easily approachableā€¦ haley isā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ NOT THE GREATEST HUMAN BEING EVER (at first glance) so like,
can u imagine the slowburn between these two. LIKE be it platonic oR romantic, bc either way itā€™d be a slowburn. haley doesnā€™t trust people and thinks theyā€™re kinda beneath her in pelican town, whereas elliot is more of an open book who gets along with the other residents? heā€™d prob be perceptive enough to pick up rather early on that haley is kind of lost and actively just looking for reasons to hate where she is instead of trying to find smth to be happy aboutā€¦ which means her attitude would be likely go right over his head and heā€™d be able to put up with her, which meansā€¦ very slowlyā€¦ sheā€™d start to warm up to him and the more he reached out to her, the more sheā€™d start reaching back
HALEY READING ELLIOTā€™S WORK AFTER THEY GET CLOSER BUT REFUSING TO ADMIT IT Iā€™M CRYING
elliotā€™s dedication to his writing ending up inspiring haleyā€¦ to start actively finding her passion for photographyā€¦ which she will admit. eventually.
elliot in general just helping haley become a better person. which in turn means she reaches out to more people, and they also help her grow into a better person.
CANDACE & CHASE?
ok iā€™ll be honest shy girl / jerk guy is a bias ā€¦ esp since chase isnā€™t REALLY an actual jerk so much as heā€™s just a sarcastic deadpanned dead inside daydreamer iā€™m sobbing. with someone like candace, heā€™d actually have a bit soft spot like. heā€™s mean to girls like maya because they constantly tap dance on the last good nerve he has, but with how nice and Softā„¢ candace is, i can see chase literally being SCARED OF UPSETTING HER LIKE KJHNMKHJNM. thereā€™s a line he wonā€™t cross when it comes to being rude to people, and candace is on that line
platonic or romantic, after they start interacting, chase would likely go out of his way to make nice gestures towards her bc like ??? candace is??? an angel and deserves it lmao. heā€™d actually literally try to bring her flowers as gifts every now and again or make her and her grandmother lunch ā€¦ etc ā€¦Ā  avoids luna like the plague tho that girl is scary KJNHKJHNM
concept : chase speaking to her in whispers so sheā€™s not the only one whoā€™s talking like that until she gets used to speaking to him normally.
honestly this is just a very soft combo like. candace is someone chase would probably see as very delicate and comparative to a flower ā€¦ like not in the sense that heā€™d mother hen her or think she canā€™t handle her own day to day life, but in the sense that heā€™s always gentle with her ?? chase isnā€™t the type to censor himself, necessarily, so itā€™s not like heā€™d never be honest or speak his mind or be ā€¦ HIMSELF but unlike with other people he wouldnā€™t actively seek out annoying her and if he ever did heck up, heā€™d immediately back pedal and try to fix things as opposed to being likeĀ ā€œlol idc perishā€
candace making chase clothes. please. he is. a fashion disaster. help him.
BONUS ROUND: CROSSOVER IDEAS U COULD MULL OVER
sofia / vishnal. because she would. probably make him feel awful about himself until he figures out the truth about how she talks and then can you imagine the shedding of light on every interaction theyā€™ve ever had. she would feel so guilty every time she looked at him and itā€™d take some coercing on his part to make her stop thinking he hates her iā€™m sobbingā€¦
pia / carlos.Ā not actually a crossover but. carlos, meet your greatest enemy ā€¦ a literal fucking fish mermaid who has no goddamn idea what flirting is and wonā€™t understand the concept of romance unless you literally fall so deeply in love with her that ur willing to sit her oblivious ass down and have a 6 hour conversation about #LOVE. his entire character goes over her head. which is hilarious. alternatively on this line of thought but with an actual crossover: pia / elliotĀ or pia / calvin lmao she pairs well with a lot of muses.
selphy / penny.Ā because their dynamics would probably go really well together, especially with penny having such a difficult history. selphy is so upbeat and positive even when sheā€™s feeling down, sheā€™d actively reach out to penny no matter the circumstances. sheā€™ll talk to her for 983475983475 hours about books too itā€™s fine. come work in her library, penny.
gale / haley.Ā i have no explanation for this beyond beauty and the beast aesthetic except the beast is a grumpy af wizard who just wants to be left alone to enjoy the wildlife and magic of the world and beauty is a seemingly shallow spoiled brat who probably thinks staring at flowers all day and chanting spells is the dumbest thing in the entire world but also Hm
Iā€™LL LEAVE IT AT THAT TBH if you throw literally any pairing at me i CAN come up with ideas about either friendship or romance between them, this is my weakness & my specialty soĀ šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ GESTURES VAGUELY TAKE FROM THIS ALL AS YOU PLEASE.
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