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tightjeansjavi · 7 months ago

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I’m not saying that I’m NOT going to add another Pedro boy to my roster in the near future…🤭

But after some fun discussions with some moots over which Pedro boys they think I could pull…the prospect of Whiskey came up and I was like oh! That’s enemies to lovers forsure!

Like bro and I are beefing from day one and I think he’s just an insufferable player and he thinks I’m an uptight bitch and so all we do is bicker and bicker and bicker.

TILL…

We all go out to some bar with some friends who end up ditching both of us (how dare they!) so then it’s just Jack and I being forced to hang out with eachother 😒🙄 I get a little Aries tipsy and someone looks at me the wrong way (that’s all it takes) and next thing Jack knows I’m getting ready to go toe to toe with this person and he’s like 🤠

And picks my 4’11 ass up over his shoulder and goes “easier there, lil’ filly.” And then I’m FOLDING

So, I’m not saying I’m not gonna write this in the future but…😚

***we’re beefing bc he thinks all English riding equestrians are uptight, rich snobs with mommy and daddy’s money and I’m oh, bro, you’re just a stereotypical wannabe cowboy 🙄***

#Everyone I talked to was like oh ur forsure pulling whiskey and I’m like I fucking see it 😦#it’s because I’m a horse girl #he can mojo dojo my casa any time he wants #agent whiskey #pedro pascal characters #no cause I would immediately fold #like a goddamn chair

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prolibytherium · 1 year ago

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Low effort IASIP sketches from the past few months

(sorry for the weird blue ones, tumblr was stealth filtering these images otherwise)

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#iasip #dennis reynolds #artemis dubois #mac mcdonald #dee reynolds #charlie kelly #sketches #Everything except shinji chair is at least a month old. There were a few others but suck too bad even for this and/or I'm too scared #Commentary:#there is no GODDAMN way the offscreen 'peck massages' happen in that position but it was the funniest scenario for me #I also think Dennis watchiong the Bachelor franchise is either VERY likely or VERY unlikely with zero in between.#I really want to see Charlie and Dee smoking together onscreen. I want a 10 miunute scene of them chainsmoking in near complete silence

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babyboywinchester · 5 months ago

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Sam begging, on his hands and knees, for Dean to knock him up. Tryna guilt trip his ass. “What? Am I not good enough to carry your children? Do you not love me? Fuck me, please. I’d make a wonderful mother to your baby just give me your child to love.”

#Wincest #sam winchester #dean winchester #spn #supernatural #sam and dean #and that motherfucker folds like a goddamn lawn chair every time

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kittywillcutyou-illustration · 1 year ago

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Drolta Tzuentes (Could have done anything to me, frankly)✨️✨️✨️

#drolta #drolta tzuentes #castlevania #castlevania nocturne #illustration #artists on tumblr #my art #the baddest bitch #i'm so glad I did this #Fathah Gawd #lord have mercy #i'm on my knees #i'd have given up on humanity for her #i'm sorry #self-respect where?#Goddamn #she coulda used me like a chair

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the-anime-man · 6 months ago

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A view of the City of London from Bank junction and the Royal Exchange. Photographer: Tom Skipp/Bloomberg

#k2 fantasy high #kristen applebees #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers #fantasy high #Get me an art tag the thrilling saga #alright with all that out of the way: what a goddamn finale right gang #brennan actually getting the chairs out for the cast was part of what fucking did it for me in that moment #i am also worried about gorgug's romantic preferences but that's really none of my business #i spent like 10 minutes on this shit btw #i'm not expecting anything but i am also expecting everything #i'll miss fig she's cool #anyways see you all monday when the game changer finale trailer inevitably drops #dimension 20 #d20 spoilers #dropout #i forgot to put dimension 20 in there i was a fool and a simpleton

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whosname · 2 months ago

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[Id. Digital sketch of 1. Tatsuma smiling in full conman mode saying "Kintoki, did ya know that bags containing 50 million yen were invented by jesus?" 2. Gintoki with a confuse expression picking his nose. End Id.]

Decided to listen The Unbelievable Truth on my morning mental health walk, caught a Henning Wehn episode. He always does the same joke at the beginning of his... talk but it always cracks me up.

#gintama #gintama fanart #my art #sakata gintoki #sakamoto tatsuma #tatsuma is a salesman he would say this to his clients #i missed the unbelievable truth David Mitchell's so goddamn funny as the chair and... aaah Henning Wehn kills me always #I have like 10 unlistened seasons i'm very happy #i need to be distracted today so be ready my wrist 'cause we're drawing a lot of idiotic things today

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frogaroundandfindout · 5 months ago

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Donna: Roy, I’m no longer a titan, but I’ve known dick the longest, and perhaps the best.

Roy: no question there. He’s always been a bit stand-offish with me. He’s my friend, but yeah. It’s that Batman thing.

I need 100k words expanding on this

#actually #is it Wally saying the second part????#frothing at the fucking mouth about this #dick and Roy #dick and titans #do they think of dick like a dog that doesn’t trust men #????#levitating off my goddamn office chair #new titans #dick and Bruce #dick and Donna #dick and Wally #duck and Roy #Roy Harper

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anotherdescentintomadness · 1 year ago

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A Post Where We Respectfully Observe Xiao Zhan Sitting THAT WAY

This is for my girlfriend who loves Xiao Zhan. And rightfully so. You’re welcome, babe. You’re welcome.

(See Wang YiBo sitting THIS WAY)

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marshmelia · 22 days ago

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Guess what time it is! GUESS WHAT TIME IT IS!!

RECENT FUCKING ART BABYYYY

This is Yumellia Hemont! Same universe as Eleanor and fun lesbian fact Yumellia is her partner in crime! <3 luv them

#im also so so shocked by how well i did on this #SHE LOOKS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS PLEASEEEE #QUEEN WORSHIP 🙇‍♀️#QUEEN WORSHIP!! 🙇‍♀️#i want to be eleanor now goddamn 😭🙏#why am i down bad for my own creation I LITERALLY MADE EVERY BIT OF HER.#thats exactly why i know what i want #MAGNIFICENTTTTT #small yumellia lore dump #she was an ordinary human detective who was tracking down Eleanor who was known as “The Beauty Ripper”#After elly basically trauma dumped to her she was like damn thats deep unlike anything else ive seen in my life alr bbygurl ill help you 😍#LMFAAOOO SGSHSH OKOK then they were partners in crime! until elly got caught and sentenced to electric chair death #and oopsie daisies she was actually stabbed in the neck by a vengeful police officer in charge of her and she died and went to...#Tasokare Hotel! THATS RIGHTTT tasohote ocs my belorveds #Yumellia hearing of this searched for Elly and even a way to bring her back but then heard of a way to reunite by bringing herself to Elly #So she made a deal with a hell creature #To be disguised as a hell creature so she can freely roam hell's depths and find Eleanor again and she does! in Tasokare Hotel!#Tasokare Hotel oc #praise queen shes so freaking pretty man #marshmeliaart #oc art #artists on tumblr #oc

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muutosarchive · 6 months ago

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i mean. idk why it took such a drastic measure to get us here but... i'm currently sitting, staring at our brand new (first) mattress / boxspring in our apartment. so that feels like a big win, lol ... even despite the circumstances.

#(we've had the place like two years now :3) - we prioritized couches and have been sleeping on an air bed.#which i don't regret. fucking air bed > sitting on the goddamn floor/ camping chair any day.#𝐢. . . . ⇢ ˗ˏˋ [ 𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐚𝐧 › out of character ]#i can't sleep in it yet bc we didn't have time to set the set up in the bed-frame we built.#but my mum in-law is gonna help me re-install the AC in the window bc my back is broken #&. set up the bed before teusday.#but rn it's 81 in my apartment #welcome home me hjkl #we've been staring at an empty bedroom set fOREVER #imma have the place PERFECT when my girl comes home

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tleeaves · 2 months ago

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The chronic back pain I get because I don't have a desk to work at is mad. I feel like an old woman. I'll be graduating this degree with a piece of paper and a walking stick.

#law school woes #I have a giant bed that's helped with some of my sleeping issues ngl #but there's no fucking room for a desk #at this point I'd be down to just have a singlebed mattress on the floor again just so I can get a goddamn table and chair in here #sleeping on a mattress on the floor is underrated btw I kinda liked that part of moving places a lot #I'm closer to the ground and the earth #but also the design of this room is so poorly done #I like when a bed is long ways against a wall cause I like sleeping in corners - feels safe #but this room has sliding cupboard doors on one wall #windows spanning most of another wall #and so there is no corner in this room where a bed could comfortably be lengthways against one of the bare unobstructed walls #cause the head and foot of the bed would be in inconvenient and definitely not harmonious places #and it would mess up the whole damn affair #so instead I have to have a bed in the middle of the room smack bang and taking up so much more floor space #then there's my bedside table and my bookshelf #getting rid of the bedside table would not help #and removing the bookshelf MIGHT give me room for a small/thin table but no chair and now a problem with all the stuff that needs shelving #snatching the house design plans from whatever idiot did this #I was designing houses better at 12 years old in videogames

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gammija · 1 year ago

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ok. tijd om te emigreren 🥲

#dutch #joos yaps #i mean its not the official numbers but in practice they only differ 1 chair; occasionally 2 #not. >5 #to be clear for the english-speakers; PVV is alt-right and was for a long time one of the most racist parties here until recently.#they didn't get less racist we just got worse parties (:#so say goodbye to freedom of religion. european cooperation. support for ukraine. any chance of any acknowledgement of justice for palestin #his fucking 'wah wah im nice now' talk fucking worked #people are so goddamn naive #make no mistake; this is as much the fault of vvd as it is wilders' 'milder tone'#'yeah lets really frame migration as the biggest issue thats causing the housing crisis. not our crap policies from 10 years ago coming #home to roost. also yeah sure we'll work together with the pvv if he gets big ^^'#oh oops looks like people didn't want to vote for the same party going on 13 years now that everything is getting shittier. and pvv is eve #n harsher than we are on immigration. oopsee daisy #ugh christ im gonna have to see his fucking swollen bleached head so much more now

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aromanticasterisms · 3 months ago

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ALSO. seeing certain incredibly plot-relevant npcs in the main chapters of this game after completing some of the routes is sending me. i see titania and i immediately burst into tears. i pull vennia aside and go hey listen if you want to kidnap me to set your sister free and give my friends a reason to destroy this murder tree i am 100% on board. i see dromi and i start swinging. I See You Villain. get therapy

#personal stuff #cafe enchante #seeing titania in routes other than canus's makes me want to cry she's never going to get up from that fucking chair :((((#vennia in ignis's route saying that ignis would burn down the world tree. bestie were you taking notes or #ignis in the main route going it's my creed to never kill anyone. and i just suck in a huge breath through my teeth. got bad news bud #ALSO. speaking of. these two warning kotone abt rindo in the beginning is SO goddamn funny to me #ignis: here's a way to defend yourself against this man we don't trust in case he tries anything #canus without hesitation: Kill Him.#like shdafkfh. god.#ignis said i won't kill anyone!! i have a creed against killing!!#and canus said i don't. give me the gun #him being the one to confront ignis in his route after the Reveal is so funny #ignis finds out he accidentally murdered people because of something he couldn't control and is having a crisis #and canus who has been pretty much forced to kill people since the moment he was born goes damn. that's crazy

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crmsndragonwngss · 9 months ago

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When we were made

It was no accident

We were tangled up like branches in a flood

I come as a blade

A sacred guardian

So you keep me sharp and test my worth in blood