#like a chair

[bruisedboys]

jacket boy and I kissed again last night and I won’t make u suffer through the details, but at one point I put my hand in his hair and asked if that was okay. and he goes “yeah … yes please” and he was all like, breathless?????????? I mean … yes sir whatever u want 🫡 your wish is my command beautiful

[grantaire-lover-69]

Please sit on my face, don't ask me if I'm okay and if I can breathe, just please sit on my face. If I die I'll die a warrior's death.

[suiana]

I missed you too my little su<3

🌟-anon

YOUR LITTLE SU OMYGODDD

[pangur-and-grim]

I'm turning 30 this month, and for some reason have become suddenly interested in material possessions. like what if,,,,,,,,my couch was nice. what if my sheets were nice. is this what happens to you??

[sunflower-spots]

Messaging a girl and she referred to her conversation with me as "just playing with her food" and I nearly moaned out loud anyways what about you guys how have your days been

[skellydun]

I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.

[hunter-rodrigez]

Accessibility tip:

If you want to automate your home a bit, but you don't want any "smart" tech, you can just buy remote controlled power sockets instead

They are a lot cheaper and easier to set up and use than some home automation smart tech nonsense

They don't need an app (but some models come with optional apps and there are apps that are compatible with most of these)

Many of them use the 433mhz frequency to communicate, which makes most models compatible with each other, even if they are from different manufacturers

The tech has been around for a long time and will be around for a long time to come

You don't have to put any fucking corporate listening devices like an amazon echo in your home

Models for outdoors exist as well

[neanmoins-que]

Made the error of posting a wip first so everyone will hate the final result ok i guess

[ochiody]

average odysseus experience

[magic-cricketbat]

“why does charles sit on the desk when there are clearly other chairs in the office—”

because he’s bisexual that’s why

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF movie is just Mike getting bullied by animatronics

[leviathanswingman]

details in the house of lamentation that piss me off

[chipper-smol]

star abducted :3

[eliyips]

Extremely funny to me that the hermits commenting on the weather, rather than being a sign of normalcy and mundanity as it would be in any usual conversation, is in fact being interpreted as a signifier of the end times

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[sporesgalaxy]

its so important to me that artists remember they can fuck around. you never have to use tools as intended. you can always skip steps. you dont have to be organized. you dont have to be neat. you can put as little effort as you want into the parts of the process you dont find fun. maybe if youre making products you cant do these things but on your own time you can do literally actually whatever the hell. it doesnt matter how long you spend on it youve made art and its complete when you decide to quit. yee haw