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[pastryvroom]

OMG OMG OXHSHSIAIAK OSCAR PIASTRI RACE WINNER! FUCK OFF I CANNOT BELIEVE IT! ESPECIALLY WITH ALL THAT DRAMA LIKE AHHHHHH IM CRYING

[cybervom1t]

i love when my posts do notes it makes me feel like a prophet

[justchronicallyillthings]

I don't think I'll ever love anybody as much as I love my tens unit

[poorwillednightjar]

I’ve been wanting to get into grunge. Do you have any band recommendations?

oof my apologies bro but i am the last person to ask about music lol

i dont listen to any grunge music; i usually stick to the tracks i like and rotate them every so often. like a dry cleaners or sumn

[faeriesuns]

Luna loves when i have long nails

[bioswear]

Girls love any abstract artful and slightly strang opening to a dramatic tv show

[worm-on-my-way]

when the fic switches pov my entire soul burns up and dies in the best way possible

[amber-laughs]

jon snow is the only male character i’ve seen treated like a woman by a fandom but i love misandry so i stand with you guys. you strip him of all canon traits to fit whatever ship you want and make him a yes man to whichever woman you prefer that day and i think that’s beautiful

“jon will bow to his wife after making her queen, he’ll want none of her power and only live to serve her” jon barely bowed to absentee robb without having to grit his teeth and swallow his vomit but i’m dead serious when i say it’s payback for what people do to women characters so yes! jon will become a house husband bc why not

[scarnemo]

her [edit: there’s a new better version, still going to leave this one here so the improvement can be seen]

[wazzi2ya]

Lucifer: I like fruit (Talking about apples).

Angel Dust: I like fruit (Talking about fruit in general).

Husk: I like fruit (Talking about Angel).

[uc1wa]

We got uni!dick x virgin!fem!reader (delicious writing btw) but what about frat boy! or uni!jason x virgin!fem!reader 👀?

unlike his older brother, jason is cool, calm, and collected. jason takes his time with you—not because he wants to, but because he knows as soon as he makes the first move, he’ll have you like a bee to honey. he’s confident in himself and in your attraction towards him, but it doesn’t drip off of him the way it does with dick.

instead, jason pulls you in with small touches. using knuckles to push your hair behind your shoulder, hand resting on your thigh when he’s helping you study, getting close enough that he can smell the lingering coffee on your breath but doesn’t dare to kiss you.

it’s like a game to him. hell, what type of frat brother would he be if girls weren’t more than a game to him?

when he’s asking you about guys one day, asking you about his fraternity brother, roy, and the way you got real close to him at the last kickback he invited you to, it’s only strategy to figure out just how many bodies you have.

the words ‘virgin’ leave your lips, and jason eggs you on to say exactly what he wants you to say.

"what would make you wanna lose it? i’m not gonna believe you if you’re a ‘wait ‘till marriage’ type of girl," he snickers, his chin sitting in the palm of his hand as he sits backward on a spinning chair. big thighs on either side of the back of the seat.

the question makes you laugh, "haven’t found a guy I liked enough," you smile through your lashes, and jason doesn’t miss the shy look to the side you give your wall before meeting his eyes once more.

"ya haven’t?" jason questions. not out of self-consciousness, but more-so to play into what you want to hear. "don’t you think you’ll be embarrassed to tell the guy who you decide to fuck that you’re a virgin? some guys don’t like that," he huffs like it’s nothing. but now your brows furrow, and your head tilts to the side.

"guys don’t like virgins? i thought guys usually like when girls are virgins," a nervous laugh slips past your lips, and he has you right where he wants you. he nods, "most of my brothers hate when they have to fuck a virgin. they have to be patient and nice and all that. they’d rather fuck somebody with a little experience."

jason’s lying through white teeth. guys like him love a tight pussy, but he loves it just a little more than all the other guys. he craves the purity that reeks from you, craves knocking off the invisible halo from the crown of your head with a nice, good, first fuck.

"y'know, i could always show you how to have sex. won't make anything weird, promise," jason offers with a cock of his brow, words falling off his tongue like it's a casual conversation. like he's fucked hundreds of people, well... because he has, but you haven't.

"are you sure it wouldn't be, like... weird?" you ask with a rapidly increasing heartbeat, nervousness taking over your senses. it's hard to meet the dark eyes that haven't left yours; overwhelming intensity felt under his gaze, your skin heatening while jason barely bats an eye.

a genuine and sweet smile spread across his lips. "i've had hookups before, y'know i don't linger hard on girls. plus, you're my friend. I won't make things weird," jason begins stepping out of the seat he's sat in, making his way with heavy steps towards the edge of the bed until he's looking down at your form.

a hand rests on your thigh, and not another question is asked. jason leads you to lay down, takes your pretty panties off, and shamelessly shoves them in his pocket without a second thought. he's spreading your legs with ease, but it's when you're singing sweet moans on his big cock that he's oh-so grateful to have you as a friend.

this is what friendship is all about, right? luring your sweet virgin friend to your cock 'till she comes back drooling.

[kfrnkm]

because I had awakened "It"

[wowiloveguys]

i wanna play-fight with you but be genuinely overpowered. i wanna try my hardest to wriggle out of your grip on my wrists and hips and be utterly unable to escape. i wanna feel that fear of knowing you really could do whatever you want to me if you decide to. i’m completely yours to play with.

[ellie-shy]

Halsin's Epilogue Party Kiss

They changed Halsin's kiss in the epilogue party! No forehead touching :(

but I do find the bear hug kiss rather passionate tho... it felt more closer with his arms around my Tav hehehe

but don't fret! Halsin's final battle kiss still has the forehead touch! Yay!

[fairyfortalliance]

the imagery of no health regen…… wounded skin that doesn’t heal…. torn clothes….. burns…. scorch marks….. bite marks….. blood everywhere…… unraveling bandages…… oh…….

[karlyboyyy]

Bitches will literally see artwork of their favorite traumatized characters being soft & domestic & gay and just immediately turn into an incoherent feral beast.

It’s me, I’m bitches…