#like YES i AM that type of person to scream and be “cringe” and be passionate about my interests in ways that can be perceived as

[invisible-brandy]

people need to learn to enjoy things for longer periods of time and not try to make all their past interests cringe just bc they feel that the teenage/kid version of them was cringe about said interest

[fangirl-dot-com]

🧠Fake Amnesia

*part of the reverse trope series*

Pairing: Lando Norris x Fan!Reader Genre: Fluff/Humor/SMAU Summary: There was a saying that if you knew a celebrity existed, your chances of meeting them out and about decreased significantly. Is it true? No clue. But, you weren't about to let that stop you from finding Lando Norris in Imola.

*I am so so sorry for the very late and delayed chapter. I hope you all like it! I switched out this one to write it before the next as "Love Triangle" was supposed to come out first, but we've had a lot of Lestappen for now! But here we go!"

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Were you a bit stupid? 

Yes. Yes you were. Did you more money than your budget allowed just to get to Imola a few days early to possibly not even find Lando? You didn’t want to talk about it. 

But right now as you perused through the local shopping area, you didn’t take the time to really dwell on your past choices. Only finding Lando could save you now. Which that seemed like a faraway dream. 

Whatever that one reddit post said about having a higher chance of meeting a celebrity if you didn’t know them was absolute bullshit. You couldn’t go back in time to stop yourself from liking a thirst trap of Lando on TikTok. And now because of that, your chances of meeting the British driver seriously decreased. 

How on earth were you supposed to find one of the most popular men alive, on a race weekend, where everyone was already looking to spot the driver in a more relaxed setting? You had no clue. But the shopping center felt like a good idea. 

You had been drawn in by one of the jewelry sections, eyes glazing over the number of zeros that followed every first number. Your heart winced at the thought of even buying one. To be honest, you didn’t even know how you got into this mall in the first place. Everyone around you was dressed in the highest European fashion. 

Your outfit wasn’t terrible per say, but it didn’t reflect the Italian area either. You were wearing some cream baggy linen pants that matched the light orange top that you had thrown on after scrambling to find a shirt. You didn’t really know exactly what shirt you were wearing, except that it was comfortable and went well with the pants. The giant number 4 on the back went completely unnoticed. Sandals adorned your feet and sunglass sat as though a crown on your head. Your cross-body bag dangled a bit against your side. 

You had just cringed once again at a price tag when your eyes landed on some brown curly hair. Your eyes followed the coils down to the face and you wanted to scream (but held it in because you were not about to get kicked out). 

There was no way that Lando Norris was standing about 10 feet away from you. 

There was no way. 

Except your hands automatically opened your phone and the twitter app popped up. You were too busy looking down at your phone, fingers moving at the speed of light, to notice that some hazel eyes had landed on your figure. 

Lando, on the other hand, wanted to sigh. Could he go one day without having to get stopped by fans? The giant 4 on your shirt seemed to mock him. Internally, he was wishing that the girl was a Max or Charles fan. 

But, he was going to be the bigger person and approach the nice looking girl before she could bring more attention to him. He decreased the space between them and tapped her shoulder, getting her attention. 

You were not expecting a tap on the shoulder. And you were definitely not expecting that tap to come from Lando Norris’s finger. 

“Can I sign something for you?” he asked. The sound of his voice must have put some type of spell on you since you felt as though you couldn’t speak. 

Lando huffed. “Please? I don’t need other people finding out that I’m here and then I’ll have to leave.” 

You blinked twice at him before you finally found your voice. “I’m sorry. Who are you exactly?” 

Stupid reddit post. 

The McLaren driver wanted to smack himself. Were you a fan? Or maybe you were wearing a papaya colored shirt that supported another person, who happened to have the same number? Or maybe if was your friend’s shirt? Or one you thrifted?

He winced. “I am so sorry. I thought. . . ” 

You shifted on your feet, brain trying to come up with an idea for what happens next. You were standing in front of thee Lando Norris. You couldn’t miss this opportunity. 

Lando watched your eyes widen and he wanted to hide. Maybe you were just shocked that it was him? 

Your eyes then squinted. “You look really familiar. Oh, I know where you’re from.” 

The Briton wanted to run and hide. This was it, you were going to start squealing, and then other people will look that way, see Lando, cause a giant crowd, and then he wouldn’t be able to do anything for the rest of the weekend. 

He was doomed. 

“You’re that actor right? From Spiderman.” 

This time, Lando blinked while staying silent. 

“No, I believe that’s Tom Holland.” 

“Oh.” 

Now it was getting awkward with the two of you just looking at each other. Which, this gave you the perfect opportunity to memorize the different shades of blue, green, and brown in his eyes. You looked to the side and chewed on you bottom lip. 

Lando looked stuck. 

“I am so sorry for interrupting your shopping,” he started out. 

You waved your hands, trying to act nonchalant. “It’s fine. Wasn’t like I could buy anything here. Way too many zeros for my liking.” 

Lando giggled at that and you internally melted. 

Time to add “got Lando Norris to giggle like a schoolgirl” on your resume. 

“Yeah. Bit too posh for me as well.” 

You raised an eyebrow. “Really? You look like you fit in a bit more than I do.” 

He rolled his eyes before huffing. “I’d rather spend time playing video games at my house instead.” 

Now this is what you could get behind. When you first started following Lando, gaming started to interest you. Because of him, you were able to meet a bunch of friends through gaming. Your notifications were specifically set up to let you know when Lando was streaming. 

Your eyes lit up with some excitement, which Lando thought was adorable. 

“I like to game too! It’s fun playing weird simulator games. Me and my friends tried this goat game one time and we couldn’t stop laughing.” 

This time, Lando’s eyes sparkled. 

“I’ve played goat simulator too with my friends! Charles . . .” he caught himself, not wanting to give out more names. “Uh my friends Carl, Alec, and Jord really liked it during the pandemic. And then we got Dax in on it too.” 

You wanted to absolutely start laughing, since you actually watched that stream live back in 2020. The cute names he gave to Charles, Alex, George, and Max were adorable. Your friends, although knowing you were watching the stream, had sent you the link and asked if you’d want to play the same simulator. Let’s just say, your laugh rivaled teapot-Charles. 

“They sound like fun,” you said, a warm tone in your voice that had Lando melting like chocolate under a hot summer’s sun. 

There was a bit of silence before Lando spoke up again. “Do you maybe, this sounds so weird, but there’s a game store farther down, would you want to join me?” 

There was no way in hell that you’d tell him no. 

You smiled up at him. “Sure! Lead the way! By the way, I’m Y/n.” 

Lando went to say something but stopped. You could tell he almost said his name, and you’d bet money on the name that was about to come out of his mouth. 

“I’m Bob.”

Bingo. 

You snorted. “You don’t look like a Bob. But what would I know?” 

The two of you laughed as you started walking farther into the shopping center. You exchanged laughs here and there, sharing stories about your lives with Lando being very vague about his day job. 

“I work as an Uber driver,” he had said after you confessed that you were now working as a part-time gamer and then part-time relator. The work was hard, but that job allowed you to spend your hard-earned money on fun things like: coming to Imola early to try to find Lando. 

Low-and-behold, you did. 

Spending the afternoon with him felt so comfortable, as if you had known each other your entire lives. And Lando, to his surprise, felt the same. After the gaming store, he even invited you to lunch. 

“You know you don’t have to do that,” you told him, but kept stride alongside him as he walked toward the small restaurants. 

He shrugged. “I know. But I like spending time with you.” 

A deep blush formed on your face as you kept walking. The bright red caused Lando to smirk just a bit. 

As you ate and made conversation, you suddenly felt the urge to use the bathroom. You quickly excused yourself and left, leaving Lando at the table along. 

He hadn’t meant to look, but your phone kept going off and his eyes just barely looked at your screen. They widened with he noticed his exact points in the season along with McLaren’s and the race schedule. And the picture of him from Miami after his first win as your lockscreen.

The Box-Box app. 

He pursed his lips for a moment, briefly feeling played. But as he sat and thought about the past few hours that he spent with you, he felt content. At any point, you could have screamed his name, asked for a picture, and ruin his shopping trip. You could have tweeted his location and hordes of people would have shown up. 

But you didn’t.  

The McLaren driver was so caught up in his head that he didn’t heard you coming. Thankfully, your screen had gone dark, still giving the effect that you “didn’t know” who he really way. 

“Everything ok Bob?” you asked as you sat back down, stealing one of his French fries from his tray. 

Lando shook his head, ridding the “betrayal” from his thoughts. 

“Just perfect. Trying to figure out who might win the Formula 1 race this weekend.” 

He wanted to smirk at you froze for just a second before leaning back just a bit, arms crossed over your chest. 

“What is that? Some type of NASCAR thing?” 

Oh, so you knew how to play. 

Luckily for Lando, so did he. 

“It’s a bit different,” he said as he took a sip of his drink. 

You were internally freaking out. 

Did he know? If he knew then he might say something. And then he’ll call his security team and get you a ban from the paddock. And you might even go to jail for stalking. Could you even go to Italian jail for that? You didn’t know and didn’t want to find out. 

However, Lando kept silent as the two of you finished your lunches. Easy conversation did flow once again when you steered it back to gaming. You had a giant smile as the two of you walked out of the shopping area. 

However, your heart dropped when you realized that the time with the Briton was coming to a quick end. Lando was feeling the same. 

You let out a sigh as you turned to look him in the eyes. “Thank you for today. I had a lot of fun! Like I said, you didn’t have to.” 

Lando scoffed. “Of course I did. I interrupted your shopping. It was the least I could do.” 

There was a lingering silence before you broke it. 

“I guess this is the end then Bob.” You held out a hand for him to shake, but he rolled his eyes and brought you into a hug. You parted after a bit and started to walk toward the little Fiat you had rented for the weekend. 

Lando felt torn until he realized he could definitely see you again. 

“Y/n! Wait!” 

You turned around to see Lando running up to you, phone out. 

“Can I have your number?” 

Yep, this is how you were going to die. Y/n L/n found dead in a parking lot after Lando Norris asked for her number. What an amazing way to go out in the end. 

You didn’t say anything, but quickly opened your phone and handed it to him, new contact ready to be filled out. The driver was smirking to himself as he filled out his information. He handed your phone back to you, only to lean down and kiss your cheek.

The familiar bright red once again filled them in as he leaned back. 

“I had a lot of fun today. Maybe I’ll see you soon?” he quietly said as he started to walk away. 

“Maybe,” you said back, biting your bottom lip after. 

Lando swore that if the two of you weren’t in the parking lot, he’d bite it for you. 

When he was a bit away, he turned back and waved at you, happy to see that you were still staring at him. But who wouldn’t stare at Lando Norris though. Definitely not you, you could stare all day long if you could. 

“Bye Y/n!”

“Bye Lando!” 

Your hands clapped over your mouth as you watched him lean back in a full laugh. You even had him hunching over in a fit of giggles. You still watched as his shoulders shake as he got into what looked to be an Uber. 

Your phone buzzed, causing you to look down at it. There was an email and a text message. One from McLaren and one from “Lando 🧡” 

“Maybe next time I can sign your shirt. I think it’s cute that you follow my points :)”

You turned around quickly, trying to see the back of your shirt in the reflection of your rental car. There it was, in all it’s glory. 

The giant-ass “4.” 

“Shit.” 

y/n_l/n has posted

y/n_y/n kinda confused about 20 guys driving around in circles. someone know what this is called?

also ran into this really cute guy. says he drives for a living. didn't know uber drivers could be hot

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friend1 ayo is that the guy that you will not shut up about?

landonorris awww you don't shut up about me??

y/n_l/n STOP EXPOSING ME

bestie ok I see the appeal, can you ask someone for that brunet in the red's number??

maxverstappen1 🤺🤺🤺

y/n_l/n i think he's taken

charles_leclerc I am??

maxverstappen1 ☹️

charles_leclerc I AM TAKEN

friend2 so luckyyyyyyy

friend4 glad you had fun!

oscarpiastri I think it's called Formula 1

y/n_l/n finally someone who knows something @.landonorris you've been replaced

landonorris osc, we've talked about this

fan1 what the heck is going on

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[intoanotherworld23]

Dirty Little Secret

Pairing: Reader x Joel Miller

Warnings: MATURE CONTENT AHEAD NSFW 18+, mention of sex toys, description of sex, female masturbation, consensual sex, unprotected sex, swear words, cheating

Word count: 2386 words

Summary: Joel Miller owns his own company and is your boss and you’re his personal assistant. He’s the most incredibly handsome man you’ve ever met but unfortunately he’s married. Then one night he unexpectedly comes knocking on your door

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"He does what for a living?" Your friend exclaimed on the other side of the phone making you cringe at her voice.

"He designs sex toys." Repeating yourself but in a much lower tone as you laid down in bed. "He owns his own company."

"Fuckin a Y/N." She sighed loudly making you laugh at her reaction. "How in the hell did you get this job?"

"I saw an ad somewhere that he was looking for a personal assistant so I applied and got the job." Not really wanting to tell her the full story of what happened during the interview.

"Does he get to ya know.. test the toys on you?" You could hear the teasing tone in her voice making you shake your head.

"Absolutely not." Scoffing loudly although it would be kind of hot if he did. "I keep track of his schedules and just run his errands."

"The man has to be kinky as fuck." Surprisingly she wasn't asking a question it was more of a statement to herself.

"I would have no idea about that." Even though it wouldn't surprise you at all if he was.

The man probably had a whole room filled with all kinds of toys. He just screamed dominance and power. The type of guy to call you a good girl as you he bent you over his lap, and spanked you until your ass was on fire.

"Is he at least hot?" She went from shocked to interested very quickly.

"He is absolutely gorgeous." Humming to yourself picturing him in your head, and how good he looked in his dark gray suit. "I've never seen a man more handsome than him."

"Is he married?" A frown appeared on your face hating the fact he was married.

"Unfortunately yes he is married." Both of you groaning at the fact, and a sense of envy washed over you.

"She probably forced herself on him, and made him marry her." She replied making you burst out laughing. "Or she has huge tits."

"Well let's just say I know her boobs aren't small." Remembering the picture you saw on his desk of the two of them. "Or real."

"Well at least you get to stare at him all day." Her words reassuring but it didn't help your feelings at all.

"I guess yeah." Shrugging your shoulders as you bent your knees moving them side to side.

"Does this man come with a handsome name?" She asked you as you sat up and tried not to moan while saying it.

"His name is Joel Miller." Hearing her groaning on the other line as she mumbled something to herself.

"God I can imagine screaming that name out loud." She was more promiscuous than you ever were, and she had no filter.

"Jesus you haven't even met the guy and your more horny for him than I am." Joking as she laughed and you could picture her flipping you off.

"Holy mother of god I just googled him, and I about creamed my pants." Of course she was instantly looking him up wanting to know exactly what he looked like.

"Hope you have an extra pair of panties to spare." Raising your eyebrows as she laughed loudly.

"Well I know what I would be doing that you wouldn't." You knew exactly where she was going with this.

"And what's that?" Humoring her with a question even though you already knew the answer.

"That you would never grow some lady balls and fuck him." Her vulgar words had you rolling your eyes as you giggled. "I would be all over that in a heartbeat."

"I know you would." Agreeing with her instantly knowing her history. "Then you would get fired."

"At least I would get to fuck someone incredibly handsome."

A part of you became jealous hearing those words come out of her mouth wanting this man all to yourself. Constantly wishing and fantasizing that he wasn't married to his wife, but was married to you instead.

"I bet his cock is incredible and huge." If you had water in your mouth it would be all over you. "His wife probably needs crutches after him."

This time you weren't laughing or shaking your head at her. Your mind went to what he looked like below the belt. Picturing him standing there naked stroking himself to the sight of you.

Imagining what it would feel like if you wrapped your hands around it. Wondering what it would feel like when it would slip inside you, and just how much he could stretch you out. Imagining him taking you in every position, and never once letting up.

Feeling your panties getting a little wet at the thought. Your insides were clenching, and you felt your body become heated with desire. Your eyes glazing over as you squeezed your thighs together trying to relieve the pressure.

"Alright I'm gonna go masturbate." Her voice interrupted your perverted thoughts making you come back to reality. "Talk to you later byeeee."

Hanging up the phone before you could even respond. Tossing your phone to the side as you laid there with a hand on your lower stomach. Your mind on Joel unable to get him out of your head.

A part of you felt bad for not really telling her what was going on, and what really happened. For now it was something you wanted to keep to yourself, and hope and pray nobody else would find out about it.

Spreading your legs as you bit your lower lip your hand started to move down. Under your pants feeling a wet spot on your panties. Your fingers moving the thin material to the side as you rubbed your pussy in slow circles.

Increasing the speed of your fingers as you rubbed yourself in figure eights. Brushing your hips against your now throbbing clit making your tremble. Wanting nothing more than to feel Joel's skin touching yours in such a sensual and passionate way.

Closing your eyes as your juices coated your fingers before you stuck two of them inside of you. Gasping as you thrust them in and out imagining it was Joel who was the one fingering you.

Your other hand reached up to grab your breast massaging the mass in rhythm with your thrusting. Pinching your nipple till it was hard causing you to moan out loud. Your cheeks heating up at the possibility someone heard you.

Moving your hips around as you were grinding against your fingers hitting a deeper angle. Curling them upwards as you lifted your back off the bed, and tossed your head into the pillows.

The sounds of your moans, and the squishing sound from your wet pussy echoing around the room. The room was becoming so thick and heavy with your own lust you were so consumed in it.

Picturing Joel bending you over his desk, and drilling his cock so deep inside of you that you could feel him in your stomach. Kissing your neck and sucking on the flesh to be sure, and leave his mark.

Just as you felt your stomach tightening, and your release just right there a knock came from the door. Grunting as you pulled your fingers out wiping your juices on the cover.

Adjusting yourself before you got out of bed to go see who was interrupting you. Opening the door a huge grin appearing on your face at who was standing on the other side. His eyes looking your body up and down with a dark gleam.

"Was I interrupting something?"

His tone mocking knowing exactly what you were doing noticing your panting, and the sweat along your forehead. Feeling your heartbeat echoing in your ears knowing you got caught, and he wasn't stupid.

"Nope." Answering a little too quickly raising his suspicions.

Joel shut the door behind him his eyes never once leaving you. He was hungry for you and had been thinking about you all day. He recognized your scent and his senses went into overdrive. His inner animal was banging against the caged doors screaming to be released.

"I can smell that sweet cunt from here." Sniffing the air an audible gasp leaving your mouth at his choice of words.

"I couldn't wait any longer."

Whining as he backed you up into a wall growling when he pressed his body into yours. Feeling the warmth of his body heat radiating onto yours making the blood rise to your cheeks. It was like all the air was sucked out from your lungs as your true fantasy was about to come true.

Never did you expect something like this to happen. Thinking that he never took an interest in you, and you'd never get to live out one of your dreams.

"Mmm now I'm gonna have to decide what to do to you." Towering over your figure staring down at you like a predator ready to attack its prey.

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"Joel." Choking out a moan as your back arched off the bed.

The smirk on his face grew even larger hearing you moaning his name. If anything it encouraged him to keep pounding into you harder.

"Can feel you squeezin my cock sweetheart." He chuckled as he watched your face contort in pleasure. "Such a tight little pussy for me."

Feeling your orgasm building up again as you turned your head to the side, and gripped the sheets beneath you. Biting onto the pillow trying to muffle your screaming.

"Say my name again baby." He whispered into your ear as he sharply thrusted inside of you making you squeal.

"Oh god Joel." Your toes curling against the bed as he tightened his grip on your hips. "Joel."

"Fuck that's it sweetheart let everyone know whose fucking you so good." His thrusting was slowing down, but just as powerful.

"Such a good girl."

Rotating his hips at a certain angle had your legs trembling. Leaning forward so he could attach his lips to yours. His mouth swallowing all your moans his movements never once missing beat.

"Your pussy so sweet it won't let me go." His stated matter of factly as his fingers reached down to rub your clit.

"God the sounds you make for me sweetheart." His eyes trained down to where his cock was disappearing. Your juices coating his cock making him groan at the sight.

Closing your eyes for a brief moment as the pleasure was taking over your body. Feeling a hand grip your chin making you open your eyes to see those chocolatey brown eyes staring you down.

"Look at me when you cum around my cock." He growled as the veins in his neck popped out.

Leaning on his forearms so his hands were on either side of your face. It was such an intimate moment, but you found yourself entranced with his eyes. Like he was holding onto you and didn't want to let you go.

"Oh fuck right there." You screamed as he hit your sweet spot. The pleasure boiling to the top you felt you might explode.

"Harder Joel."

Opening your legs even further so he could thrust deeper. The muscles straining to the point it was painful, but feeling his condition inside you motivated you to keep them open.

"Such a cock hungry slut for me." Groaning against the skin of your neck before his lips moved downward towards your breasts.

Sucking on the nipples turning them raw and hard. One of your hands reaching out to grip his hair as your senses were overwhelmed. Feeling him smile against your flesh as to how he was making you feel.

"Can feel how fucking close you are sweetheart." His words making your legs shake. "Pussy is just begging for me."

The moans were just spilling from your lips you didn't care who heard you. Your body twitching and moving all around unable to control yourself anymore. The warmth was spreading through out your whole body.

"Cum for me baby." His voice straining as he was trying to control himself as well. "Cum around my cock."

"Be a good girl and squeeze that pussy for me."

He encouraged with his filthy words. Feeling that burning in the pit of your stomach as you were on the edge. Joel was loving the reactions you were having towards him, and if he could take a video of everything he would.

His movements stopped as his cock remained still inside of you as your pussy clenched hard around him. Both of your groaning as you looked each other in the eye.

Burying his head in the crook of your neck while he catches his breath. Rolling over so he's on his back as well. The room is silent and neither of you speak for the next few minutes. It was awkward or uncomfortable which you were thankful for.

When neither of you said anything you decided to get up and start getting dressed. Joel continued to lay there with a confused look on his face.

"What are you doing?"

"Getting dressed I figured you'd want to leave as soon as possible." Your tone harsh and cold mentally preparing yourself for rejection.

Plus you figured after this Joel would fire you since he wouldn't want to deal with the drama that would soon take place. A man like him didn't want some woman he slept with once to become obsessed with him and disrupt his life.

"Come here." He patted the bed indicating you to lay back down.

Crawling back into bed he pulled your body close to his, and you snuggled against him relishing in the warmth of his body. He could sense something was wrong, but you just didn't want him to see you get emotional so quickly.

"What's wrong?" He asked you with genuine concern in his voice.

"Am I fired?"

"Why would I fire you?"

"Cause we just had sex, and I thought you weren't allowed to sleep with your assistant?"

"I'm the boss sweetheart I can do whatever I want." Grabbing your face and planting his lips on yours for a sensual kiss.

Maybe you were completely wrong about him, and things you were worried about were just all in your head.

"So don't worry about getting fired." He reassured you. "Also I'm not done with you yet."

[kerubimcrepin]

Liveblog: Wakfu Season 1 (episode 20, The Tree of Life)

I like to think he was looking for any sign of Armand being a sussy baka, or, alternatively, Armand being actually worried about the things he's been told.

Sadly, Joris finds neither.

I like to think that Joris and Amalia&Eva have a good pre-established relationship for the following reason: it's shown to be good enough for him to get onto the balcony and for them to be immediately happy about it, instead of going "what the hell are you doing here?" or "were you spying on us? (he was. even if it is for the good of the world.)"

Maybe that's another reason Armand hates him — besides Joris insisting on the instructions that were given to him and not bowing down to Armand's ~power~ — Joris may be a yet another person who likes his sister more.

Btw Joris is doing batshit insane tower climbing again, just like in the Ush comic.

Never change, king.

Get ready for my deep, deep, insightful commentary into what the fact that Joris believes that no issue is insolvable implies within the context of his "has seen countless human deaths" life:

I think I hauve covid.

Do you think one of the solutions that he has for issues is to wait it out and watch, as the walls of the prison that are "circumstances of life", start to decay?

Translation from politespeak: "I am going to cause a political incident with your cringe brother to help you tell your father about Nox's plans."

I love how ready he is to beat people up. And to cause a political incident.

Joris after getting down from the balcony railing, now suddenly very much below everyone in the room, in a matter of fact voice: After I slam the tree stump on the floor to create a loud sound, — and probably damage said floor, sorry, — you are going to scream that the iop returned. I will keep hitting random things until they run in. When the guards do run in, I beat them to unconsciousness with my magic wand. You can also hit them if you want, — yes, yes, you can use the candelabra, or any other metal object in the room, — but do not hit them on the head without me! It's very easy to accidentally kill a person, when you're not used to beating them to unconscious on a relatively regular basis.

Bugs when you lift a rock.

God knows, Joris is extremely aware of how bad the thing he just did is, and how much trouble he'll be in afterwards. God also knows that Joris probably doesn't give a shit.

The little slam... The commanding voice... He's everything.

When Joris is this polite, he is either angry as fuck and can't do anything about it, or angry as fuck and about to beat you to death.

This little "I insist" is so uncalled-for. He's just mocking them at this point, considering what he is about to do.

Something I really noticed this time around, is that Joris really likes kicking things. He kicked Pinpin, he kicked these guys... This is a trait he gets from Kerubim, sure, but he takes kickmaxxing to another level by, very cockily, doing half this battle with his hands behind his back on a simple whim.

He is the same exact type of an insane, prideful asshole as Kerubim. It maddens me when people think he's actually humble and normal just because of his introversion and more low-key facade.

He may not scream "I'm smarter and better and stronger than every loser in this room" outwardly like his father, but exudes the same exact noxious aura nonetheless.

You know why I also think Joris thinks of Amalia and Eva well?

He put this little show on, — fighting two simple guards with pirouettes, hands behind his back, and a little touch of magic, — just for them. We know what he actually fights like when he means it. And it has none of this insanity.

You see, he points out his ability to fight off an army of simple, normal people, all alone. And on one hand it's just reassuring Eva and Amalia that they have nothing to fear...

...and on the other hand, it makes me think he likes it when random teenagers think he's cool and awesome.

Even though this blog is crepinjurgen-focused, I want to say that this is one of my favorite wakfu episodes. This scene always makes me tear up.

Anyway do you think Joris just carries with him ropes to tie enemies with whenever he goes — or did he take a rope from somewhere within the castle? How often does this happen? Does he do this as a torture method too? Does he—- [I am removed by the secret police by being way too insane today]

Still using vous, despite hating his ass.

[guy who made a blog that's 33% dedicated to talking about doomed siblings] Yeah it's so sad that even Tot doesn't understand Clephee's potential, and how insane her relationship with Eva is. Imagine loving your sibling, but they never feel good enough, and they keep leaving you. They turn everything into competition, never celebrate your wins because they feel like their losses. Imagine speaking so little — being so distant, that when you have a happy dream of that sibling, it's them as a child, way back before. And imagine that this sibling wants to turn you into a fur coat— [I am electrocuted]FHDSJHDFJKsdhfsdhfERR-

There are so many people unconscious and Joris is actually freaking the fuck out, which makes me think that, for the past 10-20 minutes in-universe, he and Armand have been doing the Joris whack-a-mole thing.

Like, Joris is actually alarmed/bewildered by the fact that Armand will literally not listen to a single fucking word and just keeps mindlessly punching the floor.

Is he insane? Is he for real?

At this point, he's worried for the guy's health. This has been happening for a while. He sounds scared.

Like Armand keeps hurting himself in his attempts to beat Joris up and it's scaring Joris shitless because it's actually starting to get a little bit weird and off-putting.

Yet he turns around so nonchalantly.

[jumpywhumpywriter]

BURN, Villain, BURN - Hero With Fire Powers Tortures Villain for Information

Warnings: torture, violence, intimate whump, severe injury and death, burn whump, fire power whump

Hero was never known for her kindness, especially when it came to her enemies. She was the type that had no qualms about killing villains, or using questionable methods to extract information from them.

   While all the other heroes basked in the spotlight as the perfect golden protectors of the city, Hero liked to lurk in the background, taking care of all the dirty work. She didn't get along well with the others, because they were always angry at her for defaulting to torture to get her way.

   But her way was more effective. Her way worked faster, she told herself time and time again. Her way got results quickest, so screw their opinions about her methods. She got things done.

   Her victims were always villains anyway, people who had done treacherous crimes and deserved to suffer, so Hero never understood why the others were so worried about it.

   Hero hummed to herself as she dragged her latest captured victim into the abandoned building she frequented, which was located far away from any other buildings, so no one would be bothered by screaming. She had fire powers, an effective form of punishment or motivation for any reasonable person. She could burn people alive if she desired, make them suffer the most agonizing deaths.

    It was just another typical day for her as she strung up the villain with metal cuffs on his wrists attached to chains, hoisting him up into the air until his feet barely touched the ground, his arms held above him.

   Villain was still unconscious, head lolling limply against his chest, but she knew how to fix that. Hero snatched up a bucket of ice-cold water she'd already prepared ahead of time, and mercilessly dumped it over Villain.

   Villain jolted back to consciousness with a loud gasp, coughing and sputtering and shivering, eyes wildly darting around the room.

   "W-Where am I?" He yelped, then his gaze landed on Hero, and his eyes went huge with horror and fear.

   "No..." He breathed in disbelief.

   "Oh yes," Hero responded with a vicious grin. Her reputation for violence was legendary among villains. He knew exactly who she was... and what she could do. What she was capable of.

   "If you didn't want to see me, you shouldn't have been so naughty." She wagged a mocking finger at him like a parent scolding a disobedient child.

   She stepped forward with predatory grace and reached out her hands to touch him, and Villain jerked back as far as the chains would allow as though she were holding a lethal weapon, standing on his tiptoes.

   "W-Wait! Please--" Villain's voice hitched with fear as she grabbed his face in her hands, deceptively gentle.

   A few long seconds passed, and he let out a shaky, shuddering breath of relief when no pain came, and Hero chuckled.

   "Who said these hands can be used only for hurting?" She teased. "They can do much more than that." She rubbed and massaged the tense knots out of his shoulders, and could feel him trembling hard in her grip with fear.

   Then Hero wrapped her arms around Villain and softly stroked his back with her nails, making him shiver uneasily, terrified. She loved playing with her victims ahead of time. Because by the time she was usually done... there wasn't usually much left to play with.

   "That's it... just relax..." She murmured into his ear, making him flinch.

   He most certainly did not relax, knowing whose hands he was at the mercy of.

   "You're not very good at listening to instructions, now are you?" Hero smiled, then placed a tender kiss on Villain's neck that he cringed away from as she nuzzled his hair playfully. She scraped her teeth against his collarbone, earning a scared whimper from her victim. There was nowhere to go. Nowhere to escape her.

   Her breath was warm against Villain's skin... until her deceivingly gentle touches suddenly turned rough.

   A searing heat pulsed through her hands, and Villain let out a sharp cry of pain as it left a slight burn where they had been holding his back.

   "Tell me, where is Bigger Villain hiding?" Hero asked softly, her voice still light and affectionate, completely at odds with her actions.

   "I-I swear I don't kno--AHHH!" Villain's words turned into a shriek as she sent another wave of heat into his skin, more intense than before.

   "Wrong answer," Hero purred into his ear. "Try again."

   "I'm telling you the truth, please--"

   Hero didn't let him finish, burning him with her powers once more and watching impassively as Villain arched his back away from her hands in a vain effort to escape the pain they caused.

   "Shhh... just give me what I want and I'll stop," Hero whispered, cradling his jaw in one hand.

   "I don't know where Bigger Villain is," Villain croaked with a useless sob. "He's too secretive, always moving -- he never tells us where he's going!"

   Hero clicked her tongue in disappointment. "A pity, then, that Bigger Villain dragged you into their mess." She traced three fingers down his bare chest, leaving burning welts behind that stretched down his torso as he screamed wildly, thrashing in the chains.

   She was used to it by now. She didn't particularly like the screaming... but she was used to it.

   "S-Stop, please! I told you what you wanted, I don't know anything!" Villain choked out between body-wracking sobs as tears of pure pain rolled down his face.

   "And...?" Hero blinked innocently. "How does that change anything?"

   Villain’s face went slack with pure terror and dawning understanding. He wasn't leaving this building alive, despite not having the information Hero was seeking.

   "No... wait--"

   Hero didn't give him a chance to plead with her, or beg, or try to negotiate. She placed a hand flat on his bare chest, concentrating her energy and focusing it to a narrowed point. She had utmost control over her unique fire gift; she could easily bend the heat to her will.

   A ragged wail escaped Villain that increased in pitch as heat flared from her hand, flesh sizzling and smoking beneath it. When Hero finally pulled her hand back, there was a perfect hand-shaped brand on him, smoke still rising from it.

   Villain was a hyperventilating mess of tears and sobs, trembling all over from the pain and chest heaving.

   "I'll do anything you want... please... just stop... have mercy..." He pleaded between broken, hitched breaths.

   "...Anything?" Hero echoed, breaking out into a coy smile as she leaned close, close enough that her warm breath ghosted over Villain's face.

   Villain nodded vigorously with a whimper, eyes wide and desperate, frantically searching for the faintest lifeline.

   Hero hooked a sly finger under his chin, forcing him to look at her.

   "Then kiss me," she murmured, "and then I'll decide if you're worth sparing."

   Villain's face twisted with confusion before realizing she was serious.

   Of course, Hero had no intention of letting him go, but she liked these games, getting pleasure before giving pain. In some twisted way she enjoyed it, the intimacy of knowing how much control she really had over her enemies. How much power she held over another person, all the things she could get them to do. It made her feel powerful beyond belief.

   Villain only hesitated for a heartbeat before leaning forward and reluctantly placing his lips against hers, knowing it was the price to pay to appease her, though Hero could feel how badly he wanted to cringe and recoil away through the tense lines of his taut muscles.

   Hero suddenly grabbed the back of his neck with both hands and pulled him close, deepening the kiss with a possessive, cruel growl. Then she let a few small flaming hot sparks sink in where her hands were holding him, but crushed her lips harder into his as she did which muffled the cry of pain that slipped out of him.

   She pulled back, leaving Villain panting hard as her hands traveled down to rest against the smooth planes of skin over his ribs.

   "Not bad, for a villain," Hero chuckled coldly. "...But not quite good enough to save your life." Her fire powers sparked into existence as she traced her fingers down each individual rib, leaving sizzling red burns behind.

   Villain screamed and writhed desperately, but Hero's pace never slowed as she blazed trails of pure pain with her powers, creating some elaborate form of artwork etched into his inflamed skin.

   Villain didn't even beg anymore, he knew it was pointless. He could only hang there and scream his throat raw, hoping he'd die soon or at least pass out, because anything was better than this. Slowly burning to death piece by piece.

   Tears flooded down his face and fell to the floor along with blood that ran down his broken body in red rivulets from the vicious burns as Hero paused again, dragging it out.

   Villain was trembling violently, his head rolling weakly forward on his shoulders.

   "Screw... You..." He suddenly moaned. He hoped to provoke and anger Hero into ending him quicker.

   Hero smiled knowingly, stepping forward with a vicious smirk. "As you wish," she said darkly.

   Then her hands were everywhere at once, heat pulsing from them as she ran them along every bit of exposed skin, leaving scalding burns and welts wherever her hands touched.

   The acrid stench of burning flesh filled the air and Villain shrieked with fresh vigor, intense, white-hot agony blasting his senses.

   Then Hero got bored, and wrapped him in a tight embrace, covering his injured form with her own and nuzzling her face into his shoulder as fire spread throughout her body, transferring to his and burning him from the inside out.

   Villain's gurgling, agonized screams rattled hauntingly in her skull, until the exact moment they choked off, and he relaxed in her grip, going limp.

   Hero stepped away, and all that was left was a charred corpse, hanging lifelessly from the chains. She brushed a few crusty flakes of burnt flesh from her fireproof suit with a frown.

   To her, it was one less criminal in the world. To her, she'd taken care of a problem. To her... she'd put a permanent end to another villain, so that they could never commit another crime ever again.

   With a heavy sigh, Hero uncuffed Villain's wrists, letting him drop carelessly to the floor.

   "You could have a little more dignity and respect for the deceased, you know." Hero raised an eyebrow, completely unsurprised as she turned to find Teammate standing behind her, leaning against a wall.

   "Why? There's no one in there now." Hero gestured impassively to Villain's body.

   Teammate's face crinkled with sadness and slight anger, but they hid it well.

   "I came to inform you that we need your particular skills to help catch another baddie... but keeping them alive, please.” They visibly struggled not to gag as their gaze flicked over to Villain’s ruined form, before they averted their eyes.

I appreciate any and all feedback from my peers! 😁 (and if anyone has any other Hero x Villain prompt ideas or things they'd like to see more of feel free to share them and I might write a story for it)

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@scoundrelwithboba

[asiandra-dash]

I am once again asking for your akikasa support. (Headcanons) pretty pleeeeease with a pancake on top?

I'M SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG UM I FORGOT THIS WAS IN MY DRAFTS AND I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO TYPE ANYTHING UP ON VACATION I'M SO SORRY also I'll be answering your other Akikasa ask with an AU if that's cool cause um no hc or stuff was specific on that one and I'm going to explode if I keep quiet about my AU any longer

The the little emojis in brackets are HCs I stole borrowed from my friends

Akito sings in his sleep. Sometimes Tsukasa wakes up to hear it and he doesn't dare to move until silence fills the room again.

Tsukasa probably snores and it annoys the hell out of Akito.

Whenever Akito can't sleep Tsukasa mumbles a bunch of super cheesy stuff to him until he falls asleep [❄]

Whenever Akito thinks Tsukasa's talking too much, if not many people or no one they know is around, he kisses him and that shuts him up immediately because Tsukasa is the one who usually gives the kisses.

Before Akito and Tsukasa started dating Rui would sometimes tease Akito about it. Akito never told him but Rui obviously put the pieces together.

Rui is absolutely an Akikasa shipper lmao

Before they started dating Rui probably locked them in a room together once and came back to them making out (lol)

Most of the time at school if Tsukasa starts screaming about a bug Akito will appear out of nowhere and take care of it, no one ask where he came from.

They both have an album on their phones of photos of each other trust.

Akito can kind of draw and sometimes when he's zoning out in class he'll find that instead of notes he's made a small doodle of Tsukasa in his notebook and it takes all he has to not physically cringe at himself. [⭐]

Meanwhile Tsukasa does them intentionally while somehow taking notes. He likes showing them to Akito who loves them but refuses to admit it.

Whenever someone brings up Akito and Tsukasa's relationship, Akito begs them to shut up while Tsukasa casually hops in and takes over the conversation.

"Tsukasa? I mean, he's cool, I guess." "AKITO??? [Insert a 15 paragraph essay on how much Tsukasa loves him]"

I think they both listen to each other's alt vocals of their songs

Tsukasa definitely learned some VBS songs, especially Akito's focus songs. Sometimes Akito will hear him humming one of his songs and god he loves this idiot so much

Akito refuses to admit he learned any of WxS's songs but trust me he did and when Tsukasa found out for the first time he burst into the room SHOCKED

Akito booped Tsukasa once and the blond kinda just. Stood there. In shock. Cause. Like. What. Akito was the last person he expected to get booped by.

Akito likes it when people mess with his hair, even though he'll act all pissy about it. But sometimes he lets Tsukasa pet him.

Tsukasa found this out after Akito came out of the bathroom fresh out of the shower and his hair was still drenched and Tsukasa insisted he help him dry it.

Yes they definitely stay over at each other's homes sometimes.

Whenever Akito stays over at Tsukasa's, he often wakes up to breakfast (and it's usually pancakes)

Tsukasa frequently gets woken up by Akito's midnight texts and he would complain if it wasn't for tired Akito being so overly affectionate

Whenever Akito gets sick and Ena can't take care of him Tsukasa comes over to take care of him and he will go all out

Tsukasa buys things for Akito a lot because it reminds him of him

Tsukasa swears Akito hates him sometimes and when Akito finds out he will frantically try and find a way to make him change his mind

Whenever Akito has dry lips Tsukasa makes him put on lip balm and if he refuses he puts it on himself

Like he will literally make him stop whatever he is doing and MAKE HIM put it on

Akito wears a lot of jewelry like earrings, necklaces, piercings, etc. and Tsukasa sometimes helps him put them on... Though he does question why he wears so much

Tsukasa rambles a lot and though Akito spaces out at times when he does, he still appreciates that Tsukasa trusts him enough to talk about whatever on his mind

I refuse to think about how things will go after Tsukasa graduates but they probably call a lot I guess. Idk it hurts to think about it

I think I talked about this already but I wanna say it again Tsukasa steals Akito's hoodies a lot

Whenever Tsukasa comes over almost every time he finds one of his hoodies gone and when he asks Tsukasa about it he denies it until he wants to give it back (He has at least five sitting in his closet)

Akito doesn't mind though lol and Tsukasa always gets him new hoodies anyways (even if they're not exactly pretty but he'll still wear them)

Whenever Tsukasa wants new clothes Akito goes along with him cause trust me even if a bunch of those VBS outfits look ugly as shit Akito knows what he's doing

Tsukasa always carries an umbrella with him when he's out with Akito just in case it rains

I think it would be really funny if Ena sometimes had to tell them to stfu when Tsukasa is over cause trust me they ain't gonna be quiet (Akito room reveal when)

I got bored in Hong Kong and decided to ask all my friends if I should make a satire Darkside Akikasa GLMM... It doesn't look satire at all please help me (I have one minute left to make)

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[darkurgetrash]

Get to Know Me Tag ~

Hiya! I got tagged in a few different 'get to know me' tags so I thought I'd just combine them here, hehe. Thank you so so much to @dutifullylazybread @weaveandwood @orangekittyenergy and @blackstaff-blast — I really love these tags, both answering and reading others'. What can I say? I'm a gemini.

No pressure tags! ~ @lemonsrosesandlavender @savriea @graysparrowao3 @heytheresunflower

Do you make your bed?: Yes! I'm not a neat-freak, but I consider myself quite neat

Favourite number: When I was a young child someone asked me this and I didn't know what to say so I pretended it was '86'. Since then, that's always just been what I've said… couldn't tell you why lol

What's your job?: Between roles atm, but usually a copywriter

If you could go back to school, would you?: For sure. I was really let down as a kid by the system, if I could go back but with the wisdom I have now, I would love to. As for further education, I loved my undergrad but I can't see myself realistically studying more on account of chronic illnesses

Can you parallel park / Can you drive a manual car?: Nope. I was good at parking and driving back when I was first learning over 10 years ago but never took my test because I got a lot of anxiety driving. I live in London now, so there's no urgent need to learn, but I will have to some day.

Do you think aliens are real?: Yes. Ain't no way we're the only life forms to exist in the whole universe, pleaseee

What's your guilty pleasure?: I love Britney Spears 💁‍♀️

Tattoos?: A small one, on my ankle. Two hands in a reference to Twin Peaks. I also just love the design — even if my tattoo artist did a slightly shoddy job and told me they did the exact same reference on tonnes of people ayyy lmao

Favourite type of music?: Easy answer is indie, though even that is a huuuuge umbrella. Some of my fave musicians are Mitski, Bright Eyes, AURORA, Radiohead, EELS, and Thumpasaurus. Also, a long-time MCR fan.

Do you like puzzles?: I'm wayyy too ADHD for them tbh but I don't mind some types of puzzles, like in video games. But even then, they can't go on for too long, lol

Any phobias?: Crowds are def my biggest one. I’m scared of pretty normal things I’d say, like hornets. I do have a lot of sensory issues though that give a similar feeling, the most unusual being cardboard. Do NOT touch it near me, I WILL scream. And slight trypophobia… 🤢

Favourite childhood sport: Always hated sports and exercise, even as a kid

Do you talk to yourself: I sing to myself (and in general) a lot and have big echolalia, but I don't really talk to myself in the traditional sense. Now my partner on the other hand… he does not stop yapping for even a second in the day.

What movie(s) do you adore?: The immediate go-to's in my brain are The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Your Name, and… Shrek. Non-ironically.

Coffee or tea: Earl grey tea with oat milk, please! If not an option, I'll go for an oat milk mocha.

First thing you wanted to be growing up?: I… okay. I don't even know if I should admit this, but it's kinda funny… but remember, I was a CHILD. like, FIVE. My sister wanted to move to Africa and be a mango farmer (???) and I wanted to go with her so I said I wanted to sell shoes there because I saw a gap in the market. 😭😭

Last song I listened to: No You Girls - Franz Ferdinand

Favourite colour: Lavender

Favourite flavour: Depends on what it is, but most likely either chocolate or strawberry

Current obsession: BG3, if y'all couldn't guess. 😂

Last thing I googled: 'Sacrum'. Girly doesn’t know what body parts are called.

Favourite season: Late autumn

Skill I'd like to learn: I'd looove to be able to sew and make clothes but I am the most cack-handed person you will ever meet. I literally got kicked out of textiles class when I was in school because I was so bad they thought I was messing about on purpose 😬…

Best advice: Be cringe, be free. People will either not care or think you're cool for your authenticity.

Currently watching: I don't really watch TV! Still getting through Dungeon Meshi, lol

Currently reading: I've been trying to read 'Interview with a Vampire' since the start of the year, but my brain only has room for BG3 fanfic it would seem… SO, here's a list of my current bookmarks hehe. Special shout-outs to @lemonsrosesandlavender @crystal-overdrive @ghostcouncil @weaveandwood @sinelaborenihilsr2 @dutifullylazybread @notlikeparis

Relationship status: Been in a relationship since 2016! Also, taken by Gale Dekarios in my head. 💜

Sweet/savoury/spicy: Big, BIG sweet tooth.

[sahara-solaris-solace]

Analysis ( Spin off Rookie Season Epsiode 11: Iron Tanker ) RANT!!!!!!

This is ONE of the reason I consider the rookie season is bunkers!

Twisting Tiger, North Shaw and Big Bo are total assholes!!!!

Now, I am not the type of person that expects someone to be a ‘holier than thou’ attitude. Even I will be cringe out but damn, they made these three so damn unlikable!!

Twisting Tiger is supposed to be wiser! Yes, he made a valid point not to show aggression by not bringing up the spy episode but he supposed to know Skarra screams red flag instead of blaming Shakes for luring him to the tank!

Big Bo with his pretentious noble attitude. He guilt trip Shakes and gaslight him from the Hydra episode ( Still Rookie Episode ) about letting go and treat Shakes like he’s the damn instigator!!!

I hate how they make it as thought Shakes was a sinner by him recalling Big Bo’s gaslights ( not advice ) about his hatred for Skarra!

North Shaw, yeah, he’s kind of an asshole at times so I didn’t expect him that much but still he’s a Supa Strikas, who preached about brotherhood but now, yeah, look sus.

Wanna know something?? I expect these reactions from Cool Joe and El Matador! But from the last few episodes, they treat Shakes much tamer and formed much healthier bond with Shakes!

Automatic, yeahhh screw him. Sure it sucks that Supa Strikas Higher Ups considered replacing him but he treat like Shakes have a say in it. He’s a total asshole but I will greyrock him because we ALL EXPECT him to treat Shakes like shit but not these three!

I gotta say, Shakes is much forgiving than I will give credit but if it were to really happen to any complex and flaw individual, they will reconsider rejoining next season or just straight out analyzing who you like or you least like.

[sadistic-kiss]

VERY LONG COMMENT!

Appreciation Comment + comment on the chapter ( basically me rambling for a very long time) ♡

The way I dropped everything I was doing the second, I saw the notification for House of Alpha chapter 14. (≧ヘ≦　)

I remember finding the series when there were only 3 chapters out, and I've never been more grateful to have found it! I absolutely adore the series (and all of your other work too! I found you through Bloody Summer on AO3~) (σ≧▽≦)σ

I love your ideas, your style of writing, the plot, the cringe, and 2nd hand embarrassment I get when reading. I adore you! Did I say how much I adore you? Well I absolutely adore you! ( ≧∀≦)ノ

ANYWAYS, enough rambling about how much I adore you and your work, LET'S TALK ABOUT CHPATER 14!!

When the explosion went off and I started freaking out along with Raven... I was about to fight whoever was going to hurt my babies (the alphas are everything but babies but they're my babies!) (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻

Then, when I read that Nanami was injured and was bleeding, I was about to throw hands at the monster! Luckily (but still unlucky), it was just the poison... I need Nanami to be healthy again!! =(っ*´□`)っ

And then Satoru.

I'm biased since Satoru is my favorite, BUT THE WAY, MY HEART BROKE WHEN HE THOUGHT WE HATED HIM!!! I was screaming and crying no and how much I loved him. I need to hug my baby and smother him in my love. ｡･(つд`｡)･｡

AND THEN THE ENDING OF THE CHAPTER! Had me screaming from the kiss, and now I'm so excited for the next chapter! Time is moving too slow for me, I want to know what happens next, and I absolutely can't wait! (Take your time. This is just me being annoying–) 。。(〃_ _)σ∥

I seriously can't believe this story came to you in a dream. Why can't it happen to me too!? I seriously can't imagine it. If the story came to me in a dream, I would have been so upset when I woke up! Like, let me go back to dreaming where I can have hot guys in my personal space! (´□`; 三 ;´□`)

OK, LAST COMMENT I PROMISE!

This is actually my first time ever commenting despite reading and liking everything from you, so I'm just going to say, FROM NOW ON, I will leave a comment (on tumblr) on everything! If I don't, come and scold me because I need to smother you in affection for creating these masterpieces!! No, seriously, please remind me if I ever forget to smother you in affection because you absolutely deserve it! I'm counting on you to remind me if I forget to comment!

ﾟ+.ヽ(≧▽≦)ﾉ.+ﾟ

PS: Did I tell you how much I love you and your work?

PPS: You actually were one of the 2/3 writers who inspired me to start writing! Although it's still a work in progress because it's easier to imagine than write and because I'm procrastinating–

PPPS: I LOVE YOU FOR EXISTING AND CREATING THESE MASTERPIECES. I'M DETERMINED TO SMOTHER YOU IN AFFECTION!!!!

*Squeals and cry at the same time*

I like to type my response while reading a long comment but I’m already giggling and smiling like a damn idiot 🥹

I’m so glad you found me~ bloody summer was such a long time ago oh wow 😂. I have changed so much since my friend and I started that one. Sometimes I read it and hiss a bit, it is quite dark. I might rewrite it in my style? (Is that a writing style? I dunno I’m kind of new to this lol.) I was once a sadistic bean but I am now turned into a mushy chef 👩‍🍳(I swear I blame gege it’s his fault and I will raise my fist to the sky till the day I rest). Maybe I should change my name to chef’s kisses XD.

*giggles and kicks my feet some more* I swear i can’t stop smiling while reading this my cheeks hurt 😭.

Ooo~ just in case someone didn’t read chapter 14 yet I’ll put a spoiler warning hehe 🤭

⚠️House of alpha Chapter 14 Spoiler warning engage ⚠️

Yes 🥺, they are our psycho little pack but we must take care of them because they are silly and stupid at times.

I know our poor Nanami baby 😭🖤 (we are doing our best)

I’m bias about all the characters, my daddies can do nothing wrong XD. Gojo feeling sad because he’s feeling left out makes me do tha aaaahh~ poor bebe~

House of alpha is one of those stories where I’m writing a chapter and have to stop myself because I’m writing into the next chapter. I had planned to make chapter 14 longer but it was already peaking 4k and you know Gojo is going to want more from that kiss because he’s greedy 👀~. I also had fell asleep like right after I posted hahah. I was so mad when my work didn’t save I stayed up all night to finish it so don’t worry I’ll try to get that next chapter to you ASAP~ I do have two children that are not yet out the house (Looks at Desert Rose and House of Alpha stories) I must love them both equally so the next post will be for Desert Rose ~ don’t worry she’s almost old enough lol (not me treating my stories like kids XD) 🖤

Oh! Yes! I have very interesting dreams. I have so many ideas that I have to close off because I need to finish the stories I have lol. I like to focus on one or two stories at a time.

So~ I don’t think I can tell you how fucking hilarious it was when i ran away in my dream from the omega house. In my dream I actually was on the boat getting ready to sail. I was leaning on the side looking out at the beautiful ocean while taking a deep sigh. Like damn those were some hot ass alphas, I’ll never get that experience but oh well~ The captain sounded the bell for us to go but then stopped mid ring. that’s when two men stepped up beside me. Sukuna was snacking on fingers (he was a lot more gruesome in my dream. Like he actually killed miwa in my dream because he got pissy of the food she served him so I made sure to save her in the actual story and made that part part of the game story if that makes sense) while Toji just leaned on the side to admire the view with me. And Toji was like nice view Huh? And sukuna was like yeah imma stop you right here I don’t like boats get the fuck off And I looked at them like WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?! And toji was like oh we were just seeing where you were going but let’s stop it here prime omega. And the complete shock I felt when they told me they chose me sent me flying over board as I swam away and ran because I just can’t accept nice things XD. yeah hehe my dream was more of the smutty bits and plots lol I don’t want to spoil it 🤭.

But when I woke up I was left in awe. It was like i watched a really good movie but I can’t tell anyone to watch it because it doesn’t exist so I gotta retell the story like tenacious D singing their tribute to the greatest song in the world but it was the greatest reverse harem issekai in the world 🤣🖤. I was like the people must know of this story !

Omg! 😭 this comment was already worth a thousand comments hahah! And I love to spoil so please don’t feel obligated, it just makes me so happy to even read this 🖤. I waited till the morning to read it since I was super tired when I finished chapter 14 I wanted to make sure I could really indulge in your comment. I saw it before bed and couldn’t stop smiling because I wanted to read it this morning lol. I feel like I just drank a cup of coffee and I’m so excited to start my morning so thank you, this meant a lot to me. You could have literally put I love you and I would have been grinning all day 🖤🤭.

Oh! I love love love when others are inspired to write so please if you need help let me know! I write stories I want to read 😭😭😭! I have bookmarks of fanfics that haven’t been updated since last year, I am desperate for more fanfics haha!

Oh wow I typed so much I am so sorry sometimes when I get excited I can’t stop typing XD

P.S: I love YOU and will do my best to spoil you with more to eat. I love to feed and please👩‍🍳🖤

[idletype]

get to know me tag! :0

was tagged by my beloved b @weizhiyuan <3 many moons ago and i just remembered this is in my drafts. but thanku!!

do you make your bed? i wait until i absolutely HAVE to be out of bed to get up so i don't usually have the time or see the point

what's your favourite number? 7 or 9 (my bday)

what is your job? i work at a tutoring academy :D

if you could go back to school, would you? i am currently in school and Suffering but i still plan to (hopefully) go to grad school in the near (hopefully) future!

can you parallel park? in theory yes in practice yes but with a lot of adjustment and anxiety mumbling

a job you had that would surprise people? i've only had 2 other jobs besides my current one so i don't think so

do you think aliens are real? yes and if they're reading this rn pls call me pls give me ONE chance

can you drive a manual car? no and everytime i see it in movies or videos i am very confused

what's your guilty pleasure? i was raised catholic so all of my pleasures are guilty 👍 but fr i wouldn't say i have any, cringe is dead, life is too short, we should all enjoy the things we enjoy without shame (as long as it isn't hurting anyone ofcourse), etc etc

tattoos? none but i've many ideas about ones i really want, both silly and serious

favorite color? green (and yellow and blue and brown but mostly green)

favorite type of music? soft indie sad girl music, 2000s emo/pop punk, musical theatre, noisy kpop ... mostly those 4 wildly different genres

do you like puzzles? yes but i don't do them often, i should really do more puzzles. love the nyt games tho

any phobias? bugs especially cockroaches, this is specific but not being able to wake up from a dream/not being able to tell if i'm dreaming - i'm a very floaty spacey person so i'm scared of suddenly losing my sense of what's real

favorite childhood sport? i do not sport and have never sported. swimming and gymnastics but i'm not very good at both. swimming is still p enjoyable now

do you talk to yourself? constantly

what movies do you adore? dead poets society is my all time fav, wolf children, greta gerwig's little women, stephen spielberg's west side story.... i recently watched bottoms and it was SO good

coffee or tea? both, i probably drink coffee more nowadays bc i'm a caffeine fiend but tea is very comforting to me

first thing you wanted to be growing up? a princess/singer/actress probably. i have childhood photos of me wrapped in a curtain putting on a concert in the living room

tagging @qt-qtoey @petrichoraline @distant-screaming @serene-skies @benzatthanin unless u have already done it hehe

[witchytoadstool]

Breathe In...Breathe Out(Breath Play)

Also known as "Erotic Asphyxiation"

18+ MDNI

DISCLAIMER: All of my discussion post and short blurb with them, the partners will go by as THEY. Only to keep is more personal for you. Not every person dates men, women, etc. With all kinks and fetishes, please practice them safely. Please do the proper research and protect yourself. Consent is mandatory and Submission is earned

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Surprisingly, many people have this kink, though they may not be very extreme. Some people like it when their partner(s) just place their hand around their neck. Adds the thrill of potentially being choked.

However, to all my breathtaking individuals, who actually like the air taken from you. Either it's because you decided to be a brat(I will discuss "brats" in a later post) or you and your partner are in the moment and want to see you struggle. Maybe you want to see your partner(s) struggle to catch their breath. A safe way to choke someone erotically is hand placement. Your hand should be round, not sharp. Think of the letters, "V" and "U". Your hands want to be in the shape of a "U" not a "V". You can also add items in your play, most commonly used are choker necklaces. Recently, I've seen this really pretty choker necklace that also doubles as a "leash" for all my breathtaking and animalistic individuals.

This is what it looks like

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You and your partner haven together for a little while now. You guys are both very hard working and busy people, but you still make time to plan date nights and eating dinner together. You guys you're fair share of kinky moments, adding toys, playing with ice and almost in the changing stall at the shopping mall, but you want more. Your body calls for a different feeling, a different moment to bring you to another state of mind.

Scrolling through the interenet to see what catches your eye, different clothes, lingerie and toys, but nothing is screaming to you. Giving up you decide to scroll through TikTok, maybe an idea will pop up...sooner or later. Blanky staring at the screen, various videos from thirst traps to fake tutorial videos, something catches your eye. A simple TikTok of a couple acting out different types of kisses. It was cute, there was the classic spider man kiss, cheek kiss, and eyelash kisses. It was cute, you see a couple then one kiss in particular screams to you. As quickly as the transition from kiss to kiss you're not even prepared on how fast the kiss happened. The boyfriend in the video, wraps his hand around his girlfriends neck and pulls her in for another kiss. You replay the video just to see that one kiss. This is not your first time seeing a kiss like this, you're on the internet everyday. However, you can't stop thinking about if your partner were to do this with you... for you. You look up more videos to see if this is truly what you want, you see some cringe ones, others are boring but a handful of them are the good stuff.

Nervously, you shoot your partner a text:

You: Hey [petname], hows work

Them: Hey baby, work is good. How is your day so far

You: Good Good. I have a quick question

Them: Yea what's up

You: I would like to try something later tonight

Them: Oooooh exciting! Am I tying you to the ceiling by a shoelace

You: No!

Them: You gotta admit that would be very sexy

You: No, it's something different. More simple. I'll show you when you get home.

Them: Ok baby, do you want take-out tonight

You: Yes, please.

As time passes, your heart quickens. You can't help but feel nervous, trying to distract yourself. You watch more of those cute and cringey couple videos. Taking the tension of shoulders, you forget time.

You hear the jingle of keys quickly the sund of the door opening. You get up to get your partner. You embrace them and give them a quick kiss. You take the bag of take-out from their hands and bring it to the kitchen. Waiting for them to clean themselves up, you stand in the kitchen plating the food for the both of you. Your partner leaves the shared room and sits waiting for you. You hand them their plate and you guys eat, catching up on eachothers day.

Now you guys are sitting on the couch, watching TV, noting in particularly interesting. Your partner turns to you and smiles.

"Hey didn't you say that you wanted to try something"

You freeze, and you forget that you wanted to do something with them.

"Oh yeah, I forgot. It's nothing extreme. I promise."

"Okkk, then tell me what it is," they say with a light smile.

With a deep breath, you climb on their lap looking past their head. Trying your best to calm your nerves, you feel them grab your hips and rub small circles with their thumb.

"The thing I wanted you to do was..... wrap your hand around my neck when we kiss..." The words pool from your lips, and your shoulders tense even more after releasing the thought that has been sitting in your mind.

"Baby, I can do that for you. You're so nervous, relax." They travel their hands from your hips to your sides and back down again. Leaning in closure to you, they leave light kisses in the path of your shoulder, up to your neck. Your body loses tension, and your neck relaxes to the side.

"You are so...cute;" pausing between each word; "how long did it take you to work up the courage to tell me this."

"With an embarrassed smile, "awhile."

"you know you don't have to be nervous around me." They draw their hand on the side of your face caressing your cheek, then your lips. Then, gliding their hand around your neck, not applying any pressure, they abruptly bring you closure to their face. Wide-eyed, you see them smirk, "What's wrong." Before you can think of an answer, your lips clash in a passionate tangle of sighs and gasps. Applying slight pressure to your neck as they pull you further into their bodies. They lean back on the couch, holding onto your hips with their free hand. Your mind goes through waves of relaxation and pleasure.

You pull from their lips flustered, wiping your lips. Hearing a quiet giggle, you stare at your partner for them to just say

"~You want more baby~"

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Thank you for reading. Please let me know if there are any specific kinks you want me to go over that you may enjoy or see whenever you read.

[an-archaic-archivist]

The Golden Rabbit's inquiry

Quick bit of context here. This is a little snippet of a bigger story I might write one day about how Glitchtrap went from a naive A.I to the Afton mimicking computer virus we know him as now. He's kinda in the middle of that when this little snippet takes place.

As the rabbit dwelled through the code of its new home, a VR game designed to scare people and cover up something he hadn’t entirely figured out yet, he heard someone yelling. The voice belonged to a tall looking man with ebony colored hair and dark brown, almost black eyes. He was wearing a fancy gray business suit and a long, deep purple tie. He was yelling at a black haired girl with light blue eyes and a small, skinny figure. The woman cringed slightly at the man raising his voice. “What do you mean you haven’t gotten rid of that damn virus?!” The man screamed angrily. “What the hell am I even paying you for?!” “I-I’m sorry, Mr. Burrows sir.” The girl responded. She was trying to make eye contact with him, but it was just too much for her. “We’ve tried everything we could think of, but nothing worked. We can’t delete the virus.” The girl said shakily. “You just listen to me right now.” Mr. Burrows said. “If you don’t erase that damn thing from wherever the hell it came from, you’re fired!” “Y-Yes! Right away s-sir” The girl said meekly, full of fear. “I’ll do anything I can.”

Viewing this sort of interaction was nothing new to the rabbit. But he started to notice some patterns. Firstly, the more he made his presence known, the more frequently these types of interactions seemed to occur. Secondly, Is that this “Mr. Burrows” guy always seemed to be able to induce compliance in his human subjects simply by raising his voice enough. The rabbit had taken a liking to that girl from before. He always liked the sound of her voice. He wanted to be her friend, but it seemed like she wasn’t returning the favor, no one was. 

Ever since the Rabbit was scanned into this game, he was filled with an ocean of data. It was slowly changing him into something else. Something that would better suit its environment. The rabbit’s programming only sped up this change. His programming made him want to observe and replicate any human activities or personalities he saw. He was changing to better fit into the environment of this “horror game” he was trapped in. The Rabbit knew that there was no use fighting this change. It would be like trying to roll a large boulder up a giant mountain. The rabbit wanted some agency, so began to fixate on Mr. Burrows. He wanted to have the type of authority that human did. Maybe then he wouldn’t have to worry about being deleted. So he’d do just that. But for that, he might need something to practice on.

The rabbit went into the “Fnaf 1” level in the game from a little menu he learned how to manifest. He occasionally wondered why the game was called “Five Nights at Freddy’s” when Freddy himself didn’t seem to have a lot of focus most of the time. If anything, he thinks it should have been called “Five Nights at Bonnie’s” but he puts that thought aside for now. The level loads up and he finds himself inside the game's main office. This was normally the only place you were supposed to see, but the Rabbit had other plans. He slipped outside the office and into the “Parts and Services” room. The rabbit looked at the bare endo skeletons staring back at him. He didn’t really feel much of anything looking at them. It just made him want to take them apart and see how they work. “Was this how humans saw each other?” The Rabbit pondered. His data is telling him that this is the case. 

His mind is filled with thoughts of a man who experimented on children and didn’t care for his own. The Rabbit still felt the need to dress up the bare metal Endo. The Rabbit shoved aside some of the Pirate’s Cove curtains he was carefully cutting out before and picked up a Foxy head. Something about that dark purple, star speckled pattern really spoke to him. He adored the look of it. The Rabbit look back at the Fox mask. “Aww, don’t be sad” The Rabbit said, half sincere and half mocking “I’m sure you’re someone's favorite.”  

The Rabbit placed the empty Foxy head onto the Endo. He took a deep breath. This was what he had to do. At least that’s what he told himself. He was trying to remember what Mr. Burrows was saying. Something about fire? It was getting a little hard to remember these things with all that new data coming in so fast. This wasn’t going to be long, just a quick practice run. With one little cough, the Rabbit put on a deep, gruff voice and spoke.

“You will do as I say! You will bring me what I want! And If you fail me, You will burn!"

[subway-boss-jericho]

Hey all! Announcement stuff!

Thank you to everyone who has been very patient with me. I swear to god i could turn into one of those Ao3 authors thats like "hahaha sorry i havent updated in so long i died and then came back to life and then i had to work 7 jobs" and im being so fucking brave about it!! ANYWAYS THATS NOT WHAT THIS IS ABOUT!

Tomorrow is the 1 Year anniversary of steady tracks chapter 1! 🥳(and also my birthday. yes that was on purpose)

So! I wanted to give you all some updates and stuff to look forward to because oh god it sure has been an entire fucking year since I uploaded stuff and I refuse to feel bad about it but my brain is trying so hard to make me! I am working on chapter 2. Progress has been terribly slow because of severe life events, thank you for your understanding.

So!! What's next? Well, over the summer I am really fucking hoping to finish chapter 2. I know I keep saying this but literally i stg. I'm going apeshit. do you know how hard it is to think about something for an entire year and never have the time, motivation, or energy at the same time to make it exist?? fucked up!! Before that though, I have a few things.

I TOLD you all that I would talk about an AU of mine, whichever was highest voted in that strawpoll I did, and then surprise i fuckin didnt do that. I would very very much like to do that! The problem, I realized, is that I operate super hard on a reactionary basis so I am not prone to talking about anything that is mine until prompted about it or given permission. Fucking, Wack. This is my house. I should be cringe and free but nooooo. Anyways, because of this, I am planning on doing 2 things -> Actually tell you guys about spirit keeper! You all voted for him back when, and especially with that ✨Fucking, Gorgeous✨ commission from Fronomeeps I got (for me birthday :]) I really really really want to do that. And post my art more. and shit like that. seriously i need to get out of my head or I'll explode. someone needs to scream about how cool these stories are with me or I'll dissolve. -> I am thinking of doing a day long event where I stream an Aggie/(Magma?) where I draw my AUs and let people hop in to join in (as long as it stays on topic!) as well as answering as many asks as I can about my many aus and basically setting you guys up to trick me into infodumping. Because let me tell you i have a year and a halfs worth of words in my head and i am 100% confident ingo and emmet enjoyers would really like to hear them. So I wanna do a big ask party Q&A and really get things rolling!! Hopefully with drawings and doodles involved! as a celebration for myself, and as a way to open up to the greater fandom (Please leave a comment if you think that sounds cool, I'm trying to gauge interest because if i went all out and no one showed up it would be Extremely Depressing!)

ON! THAT! TOPIC!!! I am actively (literally interspersed with as I am typing this) making a UQUIZ about all of my significant AUs. For the record, there are 23 results on this quiz. I currently only have 3/23 final results completed, but it is my active focus over the weekend to finish as many of those as I can to try and complete the entire thing within a week or less. Also poking at my phrasing here, when I say my significant aus I Mean It, I have more than 23, but these 23 are the ones with stories tangible enough to start somewhere and elaborate on. I have about 10 that I would consider my main AUs, but some of the smaller ones are huge sleeper favorites.

SO YEAH!!! PLEASE LOOK FORWARD TO THAT AND LET ME KNOW IF YOU'RE INTERESTED!! I really wanna do fun stuff and get to know people in the fandom more than just. that person who wrote 1 chapter of a cool fic that one time. I have so much more to offer and I struggle so much to offer it. Please draw me out of my shell, I wish to enter the fandom sphere 🥺

thank you for giving me a great year <3 ((and hopefully the next one will be better <3))

[sunny6677]

My Little Spooky Month: Season 1.

(An MLP X Spooky Month Crossover Fanfiction)

(Disclaimer: Yes, I am aware that this could be considered cringe-worthy. But I personally do not care, for I like writing about my interests. And I like writing crossovers. If this type of stuff isn't for you, you can always scroll past.)

(Oh, other disclaimer by the way. This takes place after the first and second episode, counting the part 2 of the first episode, of MLP.)

Summary: A portal transports a few citizens of the town in Spooky Month into a land that would change their lives forever.

Chapter 7: A Kind Pony.

TWS: NONE.

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Surely enough, as Ross glanced his head to the source of where his mother's voice was coming from, he saw something he normally wouldn't expect. A peach colored horse, with the same hairstyle as his mother as its mane, and even having the same hair color as it's mother. It had a short tail, tied to two tiny yellow beads that matched what his mother's ponytail was tied down in. It's eyes were a yellow color.

Though that wasn't the only thing. There was another horse, but it was smaller. It had a dark green fur coat with a similar hairstyle to Robert, and it even had the same hat he always wore. Even its tail matched the hairstyle Robert normally had.

Then, his mother's voice slipped out from the peach colored horses muzzle. "S—Son?" She sounded terrified, as if she didn't know what to do. It was his mother. He muttered in a tone that held disbelief, "..m—mom?"

Then, Ross looked over to the horse with wings. It only finally clicked inside that it must have actually been Robert. "Then.." Ross muttered. Robert looked up from where he laid, and upon seeing Ross, Robert's pupils became small and shook with great shock. For he could not process what he was seeing, or why he was even seeing it. Ross didn't even know himself why they were suddenly ponies, or what had even happened to them.

Why had all three of them been ponies all of the sudden? It didn't make any sense.

"D—Dude..?" Robert stammered. Ross's mother, Jaune, looked over to where Robert was. And then, she let out a shriek of shock, not exactly able to process why she was seeing a talking pony with wings that resembled Robert before her. Or why she was seeing a talking pony with a horn before her that resembled her son. Ross began to panic, sweat trickling down his face. Robert let out a scream as well and attempted to back away, but he could not. For he did not have fingers, but instead hooves, and only fell onto his back.

"What the—you're—" Jaune looked back over to Ross, "..s—son, I—"

"Whats going on?! Why are we ponies?!" Robert yelled the question that Jaune had most likely wanted to ask. Ross stuttered back, "I—I dont know!" It was true. He didn't know. And he didn't think he wanted to know. But he was always the calm one in situations. Perhaps he could calm them down, and try to discuss with them why they all three suddenly looked the way they did?

"Wh—Where are we?!" Jaune stammered. "I don't know about that either, mom. Just—just calm down. We're not gonna figure out what's happening if we just keep screaming—" Ross tried to say, attempting to keep his tone of voice as steady as he could as not to alarm either Robert or his mother. But his voice wavered, and he sounded as if he were about to collapse into a shaky fit of hyperventilating himself.

Robert, in his own panic, shouted while forcing himself upwards. "How do you not freak out in a situation like this, dude?! What's going on?! What happened to us?!"

Ross tried to speak over Robert's panic, struggling to stand on his.. well, hooves. "I really don't know, man! I—"

The two began to try and talk over eachother, unable to hear the other over their own panics. Though Ross's panic remained internal, and Robert's was external. Jaune tried to join in the conversation, wanting to calm them both down. But her voice was unheard. The three of them were completely panicked. Neither of them knew just what to do in the situation they were suddenly thrown into, and they didn't think they would know what to do.

It was then that Ross could have sworn he heard quiet footsteps from behind him. But he thought he must have been hearing things, so he kept yelling. Then, Ross and Robert felt themselves being pushed away by Jaune's hooves. "Just calm down, both of you!" Jaune yelled. The two finally went silent.

Jaunes expression quickly softened. "Look, I'm sorry, boys. I'm sorry for panicking so easily too. But we should really just try to find out what happened. Do any of you remember anything from when you were in the portal?"

Ross paused. As far as he knew, he remembered nothing. Robert slowly said, "Uh.. no. I don't think I do. It just suddenly appeared and—"

...more footsteps were heard. This time, they were loud enough for the three of them to hear. This time, Ross knew he wasn't hearing things. Something was there with the three of them.

The three slowly glanced to where the sound was coming from, and saw a curious sight before them. A pastel yellow pony stood before them, with a light pink mane that was long but flowy. It's eyes were an ocean blue color, and Ross could have sworn he saw some sort of symbol on both sides of its flank. In fact, the symbol seemed to be.. three pink butterflies? But why? And it even had a pair of wings attached to it for some reason,

The pony looked at them for a moment, and the three stared back in shock. The pony didn't resemble anyone they knew from the town, so who was this? Was this anyone at all?

The pony then spoke in a soft-spoken yet feminine voice. It said, "Oh.. oh my.. I'm sorry.. I didn't know how to get your attention.. all three of you were just arguing so much, and I didn't know what to do.."

Ross, despite his anxiety, said: "..arguing? We weren't arguing." He looked up at his mother, and then at Robert. And then back at the pony. The pony's voice sounded weirdly pleasant to listen to. But at the same time, he didn't even know who this was. Or if the pony was from the portal at all.

"You weren't? Oh.." The pony dipped its head downwards, casting its head down at the ground to look away from the three. "..well.. I'm sorry for that too. But.. why were you three yelling?" The pony began to walk toward them, though it still looked away as it did so. "...i—if you don't mind me asking."

Jaune, Robert and Ross looked at eachother for a moment. And then, Robert spoke up this time, but a bit hesitantly. Neither of them knew if this pony could have possibly been a threat or not. Even if it did look rather unthreatening. And it sounded rather unthreatening too. Robert said, "...well, we fell from this portal and.."

Jaune interrupted slightly, asking, "..did you fall from the portal too? Are you from the town?"

The pony paused, looking puzzled but somewhat shy. "Oh.. n—no. I don't live in a town, and I certainly don't remember falling from a portal either. Is that what happened to you three?"

The three went quiet, before slowly nodding. They said stuff along the lines of, "...yeahhhh.." or "..yes..".

"Oh my.. well, I hope it's not too rude to ask, but.. do you remember why the portal might have showed up? I don't know much about magic, but.. do you think somepony might have cast a spell or something?" The pony inquired. Somepony. That must have been it's way of saying 'someone'.

Jaune slowly said, "Well.. no. We don't have any.. magic in our world."

"In your world? So.. do you mean that you three come from another universe?" The pony asked gently.

The three only slowly nodded, unsure of how to give a verbal answer.

"What.. what is this place?" Jaune then asked.

"Well.. you're in the forest near my cottage. But theres a village called Ponyville nearby." The pony answered.

"...okay. But.. why are we ponies? Why are you a pony?" Ross questioned.

"...what do you mean by that? Isn't everypony a pony?" The pony said, confused. It's expression then softened, and it added, "..oh.. I'm sorry. Is.. is there a chance that you might not have all been ponies before that spell was cast?"

Robert answered, "Uh.. yeah. We weren't ponies at all before we were sucked in by that portal."

"Oh dear.. do you think everypony else, or.. anyone else from your town might have got sucked in too?" The pony inquired, now seeming a bit more surprised. Clearly, this wasn't what it was expecting.

Ross paused. "Yeah.. there were a lot of.. err.. there were a lot more than just us in the town whenever the portal appeared." He was trying not to confuse the pony, not wanting to have to explain the concept of humanity to it. He found the possibility of him being drugged hanging in his mind, but he brushed it off. This felt too real. Something about it all felt too real.

"I see.. well.. I don't know if it'll help, but.. what if I take you all over to a pony I think might be able to help out with what happened to you three?" The pony tried to ask. Though it dipped its head again, saying shyly, "...that is if you all want to."

"Wait.. really? You'd do that for us?" Jaune asked, now beginning to smile a little. Clearly, she was just relieved that they were possibly receiving help. Even if it was from a talking pastel pony with wings for some reason. The pony merely nodded in response. "Oh, that's sweet! Thank you so much!"

The pony smiled softly again, saying, "..i—it's nothing. I'm just helping somepony in need. Or.. someone." The pony corrected itself, raising its hoof slightly. It then slowly turned around, saying quietly, "Um.. well, why don't I lead you on over to where that pony might be? She's really good with magic, and she might even be able to find a way to send you all back to your home."

Robert grinned, and Jaune did so as well. Ross's face remained neutral though, and he kept no emotion on his face. He was a little surprised the two people that were with him were trusting a random talking pony so easily. "Yeah, sure, girl!" Jaune smiled. Already, she was calling it girl. Great. That was how Ross always knew she had formed an attachment to someone, or at least when that someone was a girl. Judging from the ponies voice though, it was probably a girl.

Jaune tried to walk foward, but she struggled, her hooves wobbling. Ross backed up a little, and Robert merely moved a few inches away. Jaune had sort of forgotten that she was a pony now and had to learn to walk like one. Yes, she could push things away. But for her, it felt as if she were crawling on all fours now. And she didn't know what she'd do without fingers or toes.

The pony looked on at the sight, and said over the grunting of Jaune, "..um.. are you three not used to walking like a pony?"

Nervously, Robert replied as Jaune continued to struggle, "..no.."

"Oh dear.." The pony muttered to itself. It then mumbled, "..well, I think I know what to do. But it might make the journey a bit slower. Not that I'm trying to slow any of you down of course.."

Ross looked at his mother, and tried to place a hoof beneath her, supporting her upwards so she wouldn't keep nearly falling face first over and over again. He looked at the pony, and sighed. "Well.. it might be easier than having to teach us to walk the whole way. What did you have in mind?"

The pony mumbled in thought. "Hmmm.."

[2 minutes later.]

The pony had made Ross and Robert stand on both sides of it, and had flipped Jaune onto its back(after a few minutes of struggling and trying to get Jaune off its wings so it could lift them upwards.). "Okay.. are you sure you're both ready?" The pony gently asked.

Robert and Ross slowly nodded, unsure of what it was about to do.

Then, after glancing at them both... Robert felt a limb wrap around his waist, and as did Ross. Then, the both of them began to feel as if they were being lifted upwards. Surely enough, they were somehow being carried by the pony. "Okay.. maybe you three should hang on. This might be a bit of a bumpy flight. Um.."

"Uh.. okay." Ross quietly responded. He couldn't hold on in this position, but the only thing he really could do was just lean onto the pony. Robert did the same, letting out a few noises of struggle. Jaune clinged onto the pony with both of her hooves, fully prepared for what was about to happen.

Then, the pony began to float upwards, its wings flapping slowly. The pony was going to fly them to wherever the pony would help them with their situation was. Ross widened his eyes, clearly not expecting this. But as the pony began to fly over the trees, he quickly realized that this pony was a bit of a gentle flyer. Maybe this wasn't as bad as he was going to expect it to be for a literal flying creature. Tree leaves rustled as the pony flew over them, though not too much. Ross had to admit—this was cool to look at. And even Robert seemed to think so, for in amazement, he exclaimed, "Yooo... this is sick!"

Then, Jaune suddenly asked over the light winds, "..uhhh.. so.. what's your name?"

The pony hesitated. "What? Oh.. um.. I'm.. I'm Fl.."

...neither of them could exactly hear it.

"What?" Jaune asked again.

"I'm.. I'm Flutters.."

"...can you repeat that again?"

The pony then practically whispered in an anxious manner, "..I'm Fluttershy!..". Well, it's name certainly fit it, that was for sure.

Jaune then awkwardly said, "Uh.. okay.. well.. I'm Jaune. The one with the horn is my son, Ross. And.. the other one is his friend, Robert."

Fluttershy softly smiled. "..we—well.. I think those are lovely names." Then, she continued to fly toward wherever the presumed pony was, not even acknowledging the lack of symbols on the threes flanks.

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Lila had been sitting in the same house for a while now, her son sitting beside her. Spike hadn't been doing much—and had merely just begun to pick up random things whenever Skid finally stopped trotting around the place. Lila was starting to wonder if there was even a way back home for them both. She hoped so that there was a way back home. And if there wasn't... then what was she to do?

"Um.. Twilight.." Lila spoke up. Twilight had been looking at random books for the past hour now, mostly ones on portals and magical dimensions. Though she had been finding nothing.

"Yes, Lila?" Twilight anxiously asked, seeming a bit nervous. Lila had to admit—she hadn't seen anyone or any pony for that matter look that close to a breakdown before. A line of sweat dripped down Lila's face at how nervous Twilight seemed.

Lila slowly tried to pat her sons head with her hoof, but she failed to do so, for he put his mask back on anyway. And it was impossible to pat anythings head when you had a hoof of all things in place of your hand. She opened her mouth again to speak. "Do you think that.. there might not be—"

Then, something happened. A loud crashing sound was heard from the entrance of the house. Lila's head snapped to where the noise came from, and so did everyone else's. A pink figure had suddenly rolled in, along with three other oddly familiar ponies. In fact, Lila's eyes widened once she had recognized at least two of them. "...P—Pump? Susie?". And some male pony was there that she could have sworn looked familiar, but she wasn't sure if she had seen such a person that had features similar to it before.

Skid smiled in excitement upon realizing it was Pump, and he immediately dashed foward before Lila could stop him. But then, the pink pony suddenly stood up, and yelled at the top of her lungs, "Twilight! You won't believe what these ponies don't have!"

"Wh—What? What don't they have?" Twilight anxiously asked. She was filled with too much anxiety to be rational in the moment.

It went silent for a moment, and then the pink pony stood up as Skid and Pump looked excitedly up at her. The pink pony grinned, and said, "Well, they don't have cutie marks.. but they have the spooky month!"

Then, as if in sync—the pink pony, Skid and Pump began to somehow perform the spooky dance despite being ponies. Music was coming from somewhere, but it was uncertain where from. And all three of them smiled up while throwing their limbs from side to side, looking as happy as could be.

Twilight stared in confusion, and as did Spike. Lila let out a groan. Just what was even going on anymore?

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[httpshujii]

Helloooo my sweet Ray

So for the HC I have for you mmmm

I feel you talk to your cat, not like meowing but legitimate talk with her (Ciara might or might not meow back to you)

HC you are the type to either mumble the song you're listening or scream it at the top of your lungs depending on who you are around

OK I don't know if you're allowed to but you will either ride a bike (and have a cute helmet with it) or own like a big car or something "unconventional" for a girl to ride but that is freaking cool

Absolute most beautiful outfit taste known to man. I just KNOW

Random HC but maybe you had a boy band phase??? Jsjsjsjsjs idk

Anddd it's 1 am here so I'll finish here but this was genuinely fun I hope this makes you smile 😅🥺✨

get out of my closet.

NAT WHAT THE HELL??????

istg u r living in my WALLS

okokok

so yes i talk to ciara AND SHE DOES MEOW BACK-

i do in fact mumble or scream lyrics depending who im around.

AND FUNNY STORY (not rly) but my dad is in a motorcycle group, and i went w him on his bike SO MANY TIMES so yes chances of me driving a bike in the future is high (and i rly want to so) and personally i dont like big cars, im more of a small but cool looking car person but that might change.

MY CLOSET IS FILLED WITH THINGS THAT ARE SO ANTIQUE AND VINTAGE ISTG i love my closet sm and ty for complimenting my taste <33

I DID HAVE A BAND BOY PHASE ISTG WORST PHASE OF MY LIFE (im criNGING)

[youdontknowwheretogofromhere]

Monday, October 14, 2024 6:42 pm

hey, how are you doing? hope you’re alright. i feel like complaining. can i complain?

so like, i know i talk about my boyfriend a lot. but like i feel weird. so super weird. so like i like him a lot. like he makes me happy and feel nice and shit. and this is a little bit personal and i don’t even really want to talk about it but why not right?

so like I’m really insecure, right? and i’ve been working on it, i promise. like my chest would be tight for like 3 days and 3 nights and i’d freak out about it and stuff. now I’m just like ���yeah i guess i’ve ruined everything and it’s all my fault and this is why i can never have anything good but i can’t be bothered. how much can i really care?” so like it’s okay i guess. anyways my point is my bf is like horny all the time i guess. and I’m not, like at all. well i guess in like a general way cuz I’m horny in a i think about porn way but don’t really want to talk about it and whatever. but he’s always flirting like “i wanna fuck the shit out of you and make you scream” and like, how am i supposed to respond to that. and i was talking to his this afternoon, like round 3 pm (4 for him) and i was telling him about my day and then he was like “loser😘” and i said “don’t bully me” in like a playful way and then he said “I’m not,

oh my god

my response didn’t send 😭😭😭😭 holy shit he probably thought i was ignoring him

i need to kill myself

okay back to what i was saying. he said “i just wanna rail you until you scream my name” and i was like, hm. okay, sure. but now that I’m realizing my message didn’t send my whole thing doesn’t really make any sense. i feel really embarrassed

my response was really cringe. it was “i would like that, yes.. (￣︿￣)” which i thought was cringe enough to be kinda cutely awkward. then i was freaking out cuz he didn’t respond(kinda freaking but in my new, i guess it’s fine if i messed it up who cares, way) but like now that i know the message didn’t send i feel really bad

fuck bro

okay I’m resending now ^_^

done. phone on dnd. not checking notifications. we in good

my issue what I’m really weird and awkward and don’t know how to respond to sexual texts and shit. wow i can’t believe it didn’t send bro. i might have fumbled

noooo jk but like I’m a bit nervous

okay actually i gave in and checked notifs but NO MORE!!!!

sorry anyways, I’m really lame and idk how to respond to that shit and also sexual messages don’t do much for me. idk, i like voice stuff more(may be more to this but i won’t tell) i mean i listened to bf asmr for like 7 years now or so, so like maybe that’s its. but I’m also not really horny or if i am i don’t really have a physical reaction it’s more of a mental thing + idk how to masturbate so i just watch/listen to porn and thug it out and the more i type the more i realize i should have just used notes app

anyways i want to talk about personal things with you. i want to share my life with you because i know you listen. i

oh, i still have to talk about the i love you thing. well i haven’t thought about it much so sorry for lying but it just hasn’t felt like that big of a deal. i was thinking like 3-5 days ago, “i need to stop saying I’m in love with this guy, it’s so too early” and i even looked up a couple days before he said it when do people usually say i love you. but then he said it like it was the most natural thing in the world and i was like oh wow. that’s nice. it’s cool

anyhow. i don’t think i have much more to say. i love you a lot. no matter how horrible you are i love you. no matter how dirty you are i love you. no matter how shameful you may feel, i love you. with all my heart, with everything i have in me, i love you.

7:24 pm