#like WHAT are the chances

[the-adventures-of-dave]

So on the weekend I went to an art fair thing. I wasn’t looking for anything in particular when something caught my eye.

I stopped.

I stared.

“Huh. That looks a lot like Dave.”

It is not uncommon for cat art to look like Dave. In fact, most cat art looks like Dave. This painting was Different though.

“Can I see Dave?” The artist asks.

Not one to pass up an opportunity to share a Dave photo, I show her this:

“Oh wow.” she says.

“Yep.”

I got the painting.

(Artist is @colettebachand.art on insta)

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Guys, this is Tomarry to me; and you can't say otherwise because I can't hear you LALALALA —

[jongace]

when chinguline miraculously ended up in the same team

[wikitpowers]

EVERYTHING’S SO FUCKING PRETTY OH MY GOD!

(featuring. the tsc jewellery i got from litjoy and the two malec stickers they accidentally gave me!)

[markscherz]

Ahhhhh I saw your twinkle twinkle little bat! That was the only version of Alice in wonderland I ever watched as a kid and I feel like nobody else has seen it. And it was so good!

The poem itself is actually original Lewis Carroll! it’s a shame it didn’t make it into the later renditions of Alice in Wonderland (which departed more and more from the original). I’m a big fan of Carroll’s verse; The Hunting of the Snark is one of the best poems ever written.

[travisdermotts]

I do have to laugh that our manager, second baseman/left fielder, and official hot dog are all named schneider but have zero relation to each other

[lilacthebooklover]

somehow a hole got into my hot water bottle so it just leaked all over me without me realising until i noticed how wet i was. my pain tolerance is,,, a tad high. now my bed is soaked with near-boiling water and so are my pajamas and i'm cold :(

[etruski]

The weirdest moment of real and internet life mixing together was when I was on a plane from Germany to Greece and thought this girl looked very familiar. I just assumed she was someone from uni and went on with my day, a few days later she and I were both at the same park in Athens and she asked my friend to take a picture of her and her group. Then it clicked, she was the girl I was mutuals with on Instagram! We hadn’t interacted much but then I had to dm her – it was her first trip out of America. What a small world :o

[libido]

what will always baffle my mind is how days after Elisa lam’s body was discovered a tuberculosis outbreak happened in skid row next to the cecil hotel (where she stayed and was found) and the test name for tuberculosis is named “lam-elisa” (the test was named this long before she was born so yeah) … and the domain address of the bookstore she was seen at before the elevator video (named the last bookstore) was literally like down the street from where Elisa was buried… like it just baffles my mind honestly

[speaknowworldtour]

thinking about the moment i knew my surprise song was this is me trying

[pokimoko]

Asexual bird? Please

How about two asexual birds?

[puppyeared]

renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

[egophiliac]

crossing my fingers and wishing upon every star that chapter 10 finally brings us the tweel cards 🤞🤞

[amikoroyaiart]

Some 22 and 09 angst doodles

[petricorah]

I love "i would kill for you" ship dynamics but what about "i would stop killing" ship dynamic??

I would lay down my sword for you. I would change my nature and go against everything i've known. I would resist the easy way out of solving my problems. I would give up the adrenaline of battle to stay by your side and make tea instead. I'm not sure I know who I am without a weapon in my hand because I've had to fight for so long but for you I'm willing to try and figure this out.

It must be hard. To put down your weapon that's protected you for so long. It's allowed you to stay alive it's kept you from getting hurt--physically and mentally. Because you've never had to worry about a real relationship if you think you'll be dead at the next battle. And you feel naked without it and it feels like you're ripping off an extension of yourself. Are you even whole without it? Are you worthy of being loved if you can't prove it by risking your life? And yet they've found someone who's asking them for something much harder than dying in battle on their behalf. They've found someone who wants them to live. And that's much more terrifying.

[ghostbsuter]

He'd been flying above Metropolis.

Like a good ghost! Doing nothing but relax! Enjoying the weather, really.

It was so cool, Superman came up to him, they talked even! Superman was very, very, uncomfortable when Danny mentioned he was kinda dead.

It was really awesome.

Yeah, the keypoint being was.

Now? Now he is in Superman's arms, very much alive after being hit by a stray beam from Lex Luthors newest invention, quite literally hit from the sky when he didn't expect it and out of f reflex turned back human.

"I'm... alive?" He jokes weakly, smiling awkwardly at Superman's stare.

Danny considered this awkward.

Clark was processing the fact Lex Luthor somehow managed to bring back someone from death, his hands now full of said miracle and—

Shit, does the kid even have family left? What's he going to tell Lois!?