she/her | 22luton born and raised don’t hold it against me xao3
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why do the words caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing. Shouldn't they be rival jobs that undo each others progress
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what is going on in the house of commons

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who at oodie is in charge of choosing which clubs get collabs bc you’re telling me they’ll make city, spurs, everton, and fucking villa oodies but they won’t make a chelsea one
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konate was staying up beefing with people online 😭😭😭my cb
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gets so distracted and horny thinking about the gap in his teeth i almost rear end the car in front of me
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with a sprinkle of pickers too 🤤
always 😮💨😮💨 and when I say there better not be a trace of hair gel in sight
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https://www.tumblr.com/premsooncome/792208839559774208/i-actually-just-actively-searched-up-when-the?source=share am I missing something coz why ?
I’m getting that hendolish reunion if it’s the last thing I do
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I actually just actively searched up when the first everton brentford match is just sedate me already
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It’s the forehead taps for me
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hi, can you cheer me up pls like what was that
it was a strategic play surely like it was all on purpose right????
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look I’m not saying the sloppiest head known to man will fix cole’s form but I should at least be allowed to try
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Eden you know you want to put that kit on rn
no pls eden! the pitch and the fans are WAITING
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Chelsea pissing me off on matchday 1, we really are back
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someone get Eden some boots and get him in that pitch rn
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still stuck on marc being homophobic, but his last name is literally pronounced gay-hee…
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