#like TOO MANY

[starks-kid]

that overwhelming urge to do ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER DO during one day and then you end up having done nothing. not a single thing

[inphront]

so i’m drawing these fashion figures for my capstone project. i decide to make one of the figures look like one of my sex magic ocs just for funsies.

the oc does that thing they sometimes do where they’re like “no i have a mind of my own now” and completely refuses to be drawn in the outfit i had planned.

as mentioned. sex magic oc. exists in a setting where you can get a phd in fuckin and is actively in the process of doing so. this motherfucker hijacks my outfit design altogether. i end up drawing full on bondage gear.

as mentioned. capstone project. for school. gonna present this shit in front of the class. i am looking at this fashion model in leather and have to do some risk assessment. we have to design twice as much shit as we have to make, so it’s not like this would have to be part of the actual final runway show. plus i’m in the small section so i’d only be presenting to six people plus the instructor. said instructor met my best friend in the program at a bdsm group before becoming their teacher. i assess that the risk is relatively low.

i get to class (not the presentation class thank fuck). the instructor lets us know that we are invited to the other section’s presentations and they will be invited to ours. oh boy. he goes on to say he is also inviting several other faculty and the DEAN OF THE SCHOOL.

i will be redrawing this look. god dammit zenith.

[melted-snowperson]

i love my traumatised fruity lads

[ur-littlestgirl]

saying “no worries” when there are in fact so many worries

[macdenlover]

it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

[macbethz]

Well I like it but it’s not very well written. Also it’s a visual mess. The plot doesnt make any sense and the creators suck and its politics oscillate from mildly problematic to frankly baffling. I wouldn’t recommend it to anyone. However. the character

[acorviart]

not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram

the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis

[starridge]

puppet hour was brutal

[maidenvault]

Not “Only my reading of canon is correct” or “Interpretations are subjective and all valid” but a secret third thing, “More than one interpretation can be valid but there’s a reason your English teacher had you cite quotes and examples in your papers, you have to have a strong argument that your interpretation is actually supported by the text or it is just wrong and I’m fine with telling you it’s wrong, actually.”

[glitter-hound]

my favorite hannibal bit is when will says some weird shit and everyone stares at him

[wasabi-gumdrop]

local ladies man’s signature move totally useless against autistic monster enthusiast. more on Kabru’s fumble era at 6

[pkaykim]

[seratlantisite]

Nice try Bioware, but I know the state of Southern Thedas better than you do.

First off, it matters if the Hero of Ferelden is alive or not. When the First Warden recalled all wardens, our hero knew that was a bad call and refused, finally splitting off from Weisshaupt after years of mismanagement and taking scores of wardens with them. Their presence and leadership makes all the difference, rallying southern Thedas once more against the blight. If you have only an Orlesian Warden Commander in Amaranthine they’re less inspiring, but as long as you’ve done Awakening they are a boon nonetheless. There is someone to lead the fight against the darkspawn while other focus on the Venatori.

If you 100% completed Awakenings and also Soldier’s Peak, the Ferelden wardens have never been so prepared. They’re organized, they’re outfitted and they’ve been ready for this for years. Also, if you allied with the Architect then you have scores of strange research to give you an edge.

If Merrill completed her Eluvian then she moves south once again and joins the effort. She’s managed to cleanse the blight before and she’s ready to try it again. And her knowledge of the crossroads gives the south an edge on their movement and supply lines. If Hawke’s sibling is a Warden they accompanied her.

If the Inquisitor let Briala have power in any way, the Dales become the leaders in the war against the Venatori, forming a formidable alliance with Ferelden, Orzammar and the Marches, the likes of which have never been seen. And if you completed Jaws of Hakkon then their alliances with the Avvar and Chasind are stronger than ever.

Of course, if the Inquisitor kept the Wardens around after Here Lies the Abyss then their numbers are bolstered. It may cost Wiesshaupt later, but that’s Rooks problem. And if you completed the Descent, then the Inquisitor and Warden had a much better idea of what was coming and spent ten years getting ready.

They will not be broken.

They will weather this storm.

[waveoftheocean]

wahoo finished this in time for superbat week day 5: tired dads!!

[ruushes]

sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)

plus:

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave