#like Santa Claus

[digitally-absent]

I met my younger sisters (I’ll refer to my irl siblings as either R or H) ((R is 13 and H is 7 just for future reference)) math teacher yesterday and I kid you not.

This man is so Lasko Moore coded it’s not even funny??

Mr L if you see this just know i love you/P

He’s so autism creature… I actually cannot with him..

The stimming, the vocal stims, the way he talks, the random anxiety rants, the way he talks to fast and stutters because of it…

Lasko Moore.

[faelyn42]

The REMpod and Maglite were pretty timely, but I feel compelled to point out that early in the episode, when Ryan's flashlight keeps flicking on and off, it's not ghostly interference. He just accidently turned it to the S.O.S. setting. Three short, three long, three short, then a pause before it repeats. It's a pretty common setting for flashlights to have.

The Death Row Poltergeists of Missouri State Penitentiary • Ghost Files

[captain-fanattic]

i draft posts you wouldnt believe in

[kaleidoscopr]

god at first: not much mercy, kills most of his guys in a flood

his guys: kill a clone of himself thats also his son and also one of them (quantum jesus?)

god: ok you can have some mercy now

Is it because he knows what it's like to die? is it because he wants to know how to die? is it because he cannot die but we cannot but everyone even the powerless can cause suffering though the scale differs?

Conclusion: not enough mercy? kill god Once. see what happns 🙂

did he make us in his image? why that? did he decide to define power in terms of ability to cause and suffer violence, did he give everyone a little bit? is the age of exquisite stories over now that perfection and senseless shows of dominance are not always required? why did he do it and why then?

[brainrotcharacters]

makes me giggle to think of X2 Logan meeting dp&w Logan when this is a thing

[hyunpic]

HYUNJIN for CARTIER & ESQUIRE KOREA: in the name of love

[welcometogrouchland]

Hi hello I'm not dead I just didn't post art for nearly 3 weeks bc I took an anxious break from this app and then immediately got sick afterwards <3 so here's the backlog

[polariscroquis]

"Old One, Master, all beauty lies within you"

He needed a royal portrait and I regret nothing. Going overboard with details and taking forever to finish? Check.

I now do not know which song I'll do next. Maybe Cirice? Absolution? Year Zero? Nocturnal Me? MISSIONARY MAN???

(I think you guys can see I might just have had an a-ha moment of which one will be next)

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[ghostface-knight]

there's an alternate universe where north pole high school is tormented by the will of several eldridge gods, and hatchetfield high school is the setting of a shitty film franchise they all hate on

[urghblergh]

You've got fancy colour-coordinated outfits for an important event, but the only way to get there is using Post-Canon Cardassian Public Transport or something. ✨

[plusultraetc]

I feel like All Might tried to dress up as Santa for an event one year, complete with an 'I AM HERE! TO DELIVER PRESENTS!' and the bad news is he was very obviously not Santa but the good news is every single child present was so excited to see All Might they totally forgot about that other dude

[haveihitanerve]

The fact that it is canon in DC lore that Santa Claus exists and Bruce fucking trained under him is amazing and hilarious but also-

Bruce has children. He knows Santa.

Do you know how much power that gives him????

[erinwantstowrite]

sometimes i remember someone asking me "why would peter not just tell them everything" and it makes me laugh cause 1) when has peter parker ever been open about anything in his entire life the first time he has to do/say/feel something? 2) if he was gonna mention everything the first time i might as well have him make a wiki page for himself and give it to everyone

[lizzybeeee]

You absolute buffoon. You troglodyte. You've been swimming in your Scrooge McDuck money pool so long that whatever fucking brains you had are jammed with coins and its dribbling out of your gaping mouth you dingus. You are the moral equivalent of a leech and have brain capacity smaller than fucking whoville.

[konigsblog]

Orlaaa I can't send videos but there's this clip of a Scottish kid who's like 3 and she got her nails done and her accent is so cuteee😭 "look, I got my toes done and my naaels" I WAS MELTINGGG imagine having kids with Johnny and they got their daddy's accent🤧

HAH, i'm assuming you're talking about this video? it's adorable, and it's totally something johnny's kid would do. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

johnny is the perfect father, he's an active father despite being deployed often and is always there for her. he spends so much time with his daughter while on leave, usually out at the beach or perhaps even at the park with his toddler daughter. most kids don't have a thick and noticeable accent like his daughter, and it makes her stand out from the crowd, brightening peoples days with her laughter. god, people can't help themselves from melting and laughing at her cute, scottish accent. it's not often you see a proper scottish baby.

you absolutely love to send johnny videos of his daughter while he's on deployment, whether you're her mother or not, or even just a babysitter for her. johnny adores waking up everyday to a new video along with a somewhat coherent and loving message from his beloved sweetheart in scotland, in her princess dress, or even a photo of her new drawing of her and her daddy.

he can't help but laugh uncontrollably at the videos that you send him. it pulls at his heartstrings and he can't wait to have her back in his strong arms once again, cradling her and keeping her safe until she's fast asleep with the sound of her heartbeat and shallow breathing loud enough for johnny to listen to while he's attempting to catch some rest after months without his favourite girl.

he can't help himself from showing the rest of his trusted team these videos, especially price, who kills himself laughing at johnny's sweet daughter. johny watches them whenever he can, replaying them constantly and trying to arrange a time where he's able to call you and speak with his daughter while on deployment, more preferably through facetime so he can admire the glittery makeup and fancy face paint all over her adorable little face.