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if you moralize to people in the global south about piracy youre going to hell btw. no atonement no take backsies. guaranteed hell forever permanently.
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"not my circus, not my monkeys" is probably my favorite expression. i might plausibly own a circus, i could be a ringmaster, and i may in fact even have an ape or two in my possession! but these apes? they are raucous and filthy and whatever miserable excuse for a circus trained them should be ashamed of itself. i'm a professional. my apes would never. i take no responsibility. sham circus.
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It's 3:36 am I'm at work sitting at my desk eating a bell pepper like it's an apple
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Honest to god thought that faggot was gonna put his robot fingers in Jayce's mouth here
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I discovered this fun productivity hack awhile ago where if I'm playing one of those games with lots of small layered goals, each of which is easy to achieve if I just play a little bit longer, I stop every now and again and ask myself "am I having fun doing this." And if the answer is no then I stop playing and do something else. Also if I'm not having fun I don't look at the Steam achievements because playing longer to get them will not magically make it fun. It's a very helpful trick.
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So while rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender recently, I noticed a trend
A number of spirits we see have an animal form, specifically animals we recognize as "normal" for us. For example:
- Wan Shi Tong is an owl and his knowledge seekers are foxes
- Tui and La are koi fish
- Hei Bai is a panda
-The guardian of the mother of faces is a wolf (The Search)
Heck there's even the talking Baboon spirit and the monkey missing its face that we see in the Spirit World at the end of Season 1.
Basically every time we've seen a "normal" animal, they've been a spirit.
My point? I argue that Bosco is a spirit bear that's chilling and living the good life in the mortal world just because he can.
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Boyfriend tells me I’m banned from fixing things around the house now >:(
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The 'hyperspecific situations' polls are really once again highlighting that native English speakers tend to forget that 'foreign' doesn't mean 'non-English' or 'non-American'
"Did you watch a foreign language movie in the past three days?" Yeah I watched the foreign movie "The Martian" with foreign actor Matt Damon
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I think this post is either going to get really popular or completely flop. I feel like this one has no in between
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I've started on this path and now I can't stop ⋆˙⟡₊˚⊹♡. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁˖ . ݁
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becoming president just to put lumen, decibel, and size restrictions on vehicles.
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