#like I’m sorry I think y’all are just dumb 💀

[boag]

Whenever a swiftie tries to talk to me abt how great a songwriter Taylor Swift is I think abt these tiktok comments

[rosemarie333]

Astro Observations/Opinions (Tropical Edition🫶🏾🫶🏾)

Hello Guys! Since I have done a vedic edition observations, I now want to do a tropical astrology one. I apologize if I confused anyone with my vedic one, i’m not too well versed in it buttt I AM WELL VERSED IN tropical astrology though hehe😈

These are my opinions/observations so LOVE IT OR HATE IT😋😗

Anyways let’s get started

1. Scorpio moons at their worst are FUCKING CRAZY. like extremely obsessive, extremely closed and narcissistic and just overall painful to be around. y’all can lowkey suck the life out of everyone lol likeeeeeee no joke. I have met many scorpio moons that are hella abusive but I know that’s not the majority. Other wise y’all are great to be around but baby as a Leo moon I CANT KEEP dealing with moon square moon synastry 🥺

2. Sag moons are sooo fickle and flighty like it’s not even funny. THEY WILL TELL A PERSON OFFFF but sometimes they be fake as hell. Very adventurous and THRILL SEEKING and they honestly put themselves into situations that are harmful just for the thrill of it. Very wise but sometimes their wisdom goes RIGHT out the window when it comes down to it.

3. Aries suns and venus placements can be veryyyy selfish imo. Like they are super independent but bc they are they really care less to think about others when achieving certain things. But are very understanding when you come to them and are very willing to listen. It’s kinda like they want what they want and they will do anything to achieve it despite the cost, and like GIRLIE POP GO OFF but at the same time u gotta be considerate of others. But EXTREMELY LOYALLL to their loved ones absolutely!! I love y’all and love y’all FIESTY energy.

4. I’m sorry but debilitated and fall mars (libra and cancer mars) have wayyy worse anger issues than ur normal scorpio/aries mars. Like they hold shit in and they are very passive so they won’t tell u did something wrong but they will be snarky and passive aggressive as hell to let you know and like BABESSA U CAN TELL ME NO NEED TO BE PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ASFFF. Maybe it’s bc i’m a libra rising and mars in the 1st and 10th are just hella aggressive for no reason sometimes. My ex would randomly yell at people for the wrong reasons (he was a libra mars) and tbh i kinda don’t care for it like. (btw i’m a pisces mars so HEHEHE i can be passive aggressive as well so i def need to learn how to have boundaries but as people can’t handle scorpio or aries anger, i can NEVER deal with a libra or cancer bc imo they blow shit out of proportion all the fucking time) understandable as to why but idk that’s just my experience

5. Saturn in the 3rd house when they are upset with you they can be so demeaning at times. like when you don’t know something they are the types to be so unconsciously demeaning and kind of rude at times. ( like for instance if you were to ask them a question about a topic that they know they willl look at u and respond to u like ur dumb asf like 🥺🥺🥺🥺) they are very smart tho and they sometimes feel like they aren’t but like U ARE BABY DONT LISTEN TO THE OTHERS THAT hate on ur intelligence like y’all are very smart but can also be passive aggressive at times 💀

6. Scorpio Venus or having Pluto in the 7th house YALL ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CLINGY!! I love it tho for others that love it but y’all are veryyyyyyyyyy possessive (like if someone looks at y’all’s partner y’all prob imagining ripping their throat out like LMAO i understand tho). very loyal to their partner and can sometimes unhealthy dedicate all of themselves to them and nglll me don’t care for that but i understand bc y’all become so consumed with them bc of how intense y’all love and I LOVE IT but baby also have a life of ur ownnn lol (most of y’all do but sometimes y’all don’t) but y’all lowkey hypocritical tho sometimes imo

7. Sage and pisces literally are the ONLY ONES (other than scorpio maybe) imo that can do high dosages of drugs and wake up and be okay like ????? IM SO JEALOUSS bc i have virgo in my 12th and when i get high i get really paranoid and anxioussss so but with y’all having either in the 12th or even calm signs like taurus and fire placements imo y’all are built different like LMAO i loveee that for y’all tho

8. Capricorn moons aren’t cold at all lol they are very much crybabies like cancer moons, if a cap moon isn’t being emotional towards u then maybe they don’t feel safe enough yet or maybe they don’t consider you close enough to them (no shade). They are like scorpio moons tho imo when they at their lowest they can be hard to be around but YALL ARE SO MATURE AND i hate that for y’all like be reckless i know saturn may get u karma but sometimes y’all LIMIT yourselves so fucking much like baby you deserve the world. Look at the world in a scarcity mindset (unless it’s money or if they have fire placements ehh they not so scare thinkers)

9. Virgo placements are extremely shamy imo. Like they are very critical at times and they will SHAME u if ur doing something that isn’t “common sense” in their eyes. like baby i know u didn’t have the space to make mistakes without critical advice but at the same time do u really have to be shamey towards everyone else? but tbh they are the true leo’s in disguise and ABSOLUTELY give them their flowers bc acts of service means so much to them and the most mainstream people have virgo placements (attention to detail is so critical which is why they thrive and succeed) but y’all kinda use that as a scapegoat to be very shamey and critical towards others. I have a love and hate relationship with y’all lol 12th synastry 😭😩

10. IN REGARDS TO 12th house synastry, it’s so ass. Like THE PERSON U SHARE IT WITH WILL COME IN UR DREAMS AND BE ON UR MIND FOR NO FUCKING reason and for someone who takes a little while to move on from things (fixed dominant LOL but i’ve gotten a lot better) BABY I DONT NEED YALL TO BE IN MY DREAMS. lowkey i feel like 12th house synastry people lowkey get under ur skin for no reason and if that’s so imo it’s either because they are acting or responding in ways you do as well and is afraid to admit bc y’all mirror each other or it can genuinely be resurfacing things that remind u of things and trigger u (i feel like that’s the 8th house synastry ofc bc 12th house is hidden fears and repression so i’m kinda assuming it would be the same with the 12th lol hmu if you have other opinions😋😋😋🫶🏾)

last one hehehe

11. Libra placements please stop being people pleasers BABY ONCE U CREATE BOUNDARIES FUCKKKKK how others feel bitch bc when u don’t tbh y’all get super resentful and tbh who wouldn’t. libra placements really are only nice to keep the peace and to be likable but either or libra y’all will have haters regardless so instead of fearing it y’all should embrace it more. Remember the saying that if u don’t have haters u ain’t living in ur truth (ITS A 50/50 STATEMENT TBH it’s true but not being used in the sense of being problematic) but y’all can’t please everyone so instead of giving yourselves the headache, let go of the notion that if your liked everything will be okay when it’s not. and wanting to be liked and keep the peace isn’t a serving attitude it’s kinda selfish bc we’re really doing it for ourselves more than others (IM SHADING MYSELF HERE but i know y’all can agree but that doesn’t make us bad people we’re just flawed asf). BUT BABY GROW A BACKBONE ONCE YALL DO OMFAGSGSGSGSGSGS y’all are so fucking unstoppable and serve cunt energy hehehe

That’s it for tropical! Hope y’all like it!

[fortemelody]

i made this presentation back in july/august about the timeline of the bizzare behind the scenes drama of archie sonic becus my friend group was doing a presentation night. needless to say it was a lot of fun and i think i talked for the longest amount of time. so now i’d like to share it with all of you! there are some mistakes for sure, such as some “blanks” i didn’t fill in and forgetting to add pics to some slides and a couple missing sources, but i legit spent three back to back days on this at one point so i am way too lazy to fix it now sorry 💀 i’m worried as well that some of my points were conveyed better in person becus i got to ramble and uhh it wasn’t recorded at the time so also sorry about that you’re just gonna have to use your imagination. but i hope y’all enjoy anyway! make sure to put it in present mode cus there’s some fire ass transitions too 🙏

https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1-CNgOLNT2fbCS7vpePCb7llTK7JWyXfecYLukodx5iE/edit

*** potential fictional rape TW for slide 18. i know that sounds so jarring and dumb to put in a presentation about sonic but unfortunately that actually did happen and i just wanna be on the safe side and give a heads up.

also slide 25 was supposed to be about the first archie sonic reboot arc where they all had amnesia but i ran out of time but i thought the title made it really ironic so i left it in for comedic effect (you’ll see trust)

[shotmrmiller]

You know what I hate about shaving? The fuckin razor burn afterwards 😭😭😭

Like, what tf with those itchy little stupid bumps??? The worst is when I’m wearing like a thong and it rubs the crevice between my thighs and just before the vagina lips, like holy fuck 💀 anyways I was thinking something funny cause I was with my fwb dude and he was trying to get some and I was saying no cause everything kinda hurt and felt itchy, and he was so fucking dumb asking like “how did you manage to get razor burn? Didn’t you use shaving cream?��� DUMBASS YES I DID BUT IT CAN STILL CAUSE IRRITATION SOMETIMES!!!! Anyways, he spread me open and rubbed some sort of cream on me to help the itchy and ouchie feeling. So basically, Simon with reader who has razor burn?

also, do guys get razor burn on their balls? Do y’all shave to balls????

you should. er. get a sensitive skin razor and sensitive skin shaving cream. i use a very specific 3 blade razor from BIC. i mean i dont even shave anymore, i wax. sorry but im not putting myself through that shit for no reason. i waxed once and havent looked back since.

also, they get cuts. wrinkly yknow? gotta stretch the skin out n stuff, so from my personal experience, they just avoid it. its like the arsehole. people dont shave that either lmao

[fishtankwater]

Good morning! could u do kazuichi nsfw alphabet :) gn or fem reader plsss and pref top reader have a nice day :D

OH THANK FUCK I FINALLY GOT A REQUEST

I was getting so bored waiting on one 😭

Uh anyway Tysm to this anon

AND HOLY SHIT I HAVE RSV. I AHVE A BABY VIRUS. A BABY VIRUS. SOBBING

Anyway my bad for ranting

Kazuichi souda x GN!Reader

CW- nsfw shit that’s it idk what to put here anymore 😭🤛🏻

Currently listening- Dumb Dick

A-Aftercare

Bro…Kaz would give so many kisses and praise the SHIT out of you. But if you degraded him he would need praise cuz let’s be honest he would think it’s true and probs cry

Also he’ll probably struggle to know what you want and ask 2663825372 questions. PLEASE shower with him after he wants it. Do it. You know you want to

B-Body part

Him- his muscles 💀

I forget he’s muscular sometimes it’s genuinely so weird to think abt. But PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SQUEEZE HIS BICEPS he loves it sm.

You- let’s be honest. The titties if u have em if not you chest in general

That whole vicinity is just chefs kiss to him If you have tits he will put his hands up ur shirt and squeeze them while cuddling and he’d probs calm them his “best friends” 💀

C- Cum

The first time he came as a kid he probably got scared cuz he didn’t know what it was and called his dad and was like “HELPPP” 😭. Ok I’m sorry for bullying him

His cum is probably sweet with a salty aftertaste if that makes sense and he cums a small amount so uh savor it while you can 😘

D-Dirty secret

Bro has so many pics of you naked in his camera roll he also records your moans/whimpers while y’all fuck tbh

AND HE SAVES EVERY VIDEO OF YOU HE CAN FIND he will become a professional stalker the second y’all become intimate or start dating

E-Experience

Unpopular opinion but I think he has a decent amount of experience like— not with women with the men AND HE WILL STILL DENY TAHT HE IS BISEXUAL “no I only did it because I was bored” AHHAHAHSHSHSJSHSJ

F-Favorite position

Please ride him. Please. Do it

OR SUCK HIM OFF IN THE SHOWER SUDHEHDHDBDJHE

“D-darlin-A-ah!”

STOP I CANT BRWTAHE

G- Goof Off

Depends what mood he’s in like sometimes he’ll be chillin laid back not caring how he acts and sometimes he’ll be stressed and just want to love you n shit

H- Hair

Def dyed his pubes pink LMAO

but there’s little to nonexistent hair

J-Jack off

Always thinks of you when it happens cuz he’s too embarrassed to ask for your help (poor baby)

L- Location

Anywhere anytime you ask he provides 💀

He prefers the bed to shower tho tbh

M-Motivation

Anything you do lol

But specifically seeing ur thighs, ass, or seeing you change or the thought of you showering like you being naked he has a urge to come in there with you tbh

N-Nuhuh

No hurting you bedsides a lil biting and maybe spanking. He also doesn’t wanna degrade you like he loves you and has no reason to think otherwise. Also other than overstim and biting he doesn’t wanna be hurt like bro 😔

O- Oral

Giver 💪🏻

Bro…the only time he will EVER overstim u is during oral like 😍 he loves your taste he can’t help it

When receiving he will buck his hips squirm whimper and cry tbh like out of happiness like it feels so good he can’t help it

P- Pace

Slow and steady wins the race

Bro will edge himself he doesn’t wanna go fast n hurt you to rush for it to be over he lovessss making love to you

Q- Quickies

“NOT HAPPENING!” -kazuichi souda

R-Risk

YES bro if your ok with it he will do it

He loves having public sex sm

S-Stamina

As long as you want him to go he will go

Wanna go for 5 hours? Ok bet he may not have much stamina that’s why he loves riding or cowgirl

T-Toy

Nope nada nee

HE wants to pleasure YOU not some toy

U-Unfair

No he would never but when you tease him he gets so shocked like jaw dropped to the floor but he loves it it’s like OSNHECSHSGHEHBRHEJHEH

V-Volume

WHIMPER-ER

Bro when he does moan he will moan so loudly too like are you trying to get the neighbors to call the cops on us??

W- Wild card

He gets jealous of gundham and pulls you aside to fuck the shit out of you like one of the only times he ever told you is when he’s jealous

X-X-Ray

I watched a video on yt that gives headcannon dog their dick size and tbh it seems kind of accurate his was 5 inches which I think it would maybe like that or 6 inch anywhere between 5-6 inches tbh (6inch= 15.24 centimeters 5inch= 12.7 centimeters for my non American people)

Y-Yearning

He’s horny 24/7/365 ok shut up

Z-ZZZZZZZ

He will be tired but try to stay awake to eat drink take a shower and then he’s out 😘

[softle0]

"I’d like people to keep in touch with stuff I’m posting and to help grow my Patreon for the future" is totally understandable and valid! I actually think it's a good thing to not make people pay, making an account is a small price to pay for CC. HOWEVER....you were unnecessarily rude to the Anon who asked you POLITELY why they need to sign up. You could have simply just said "I want to create a community." Now you're gonna have no community or downloads. Be nice to people.

Hell nahhh 💀 sorry but I’m not obligated to be nice to everyone, specially to people who isn’t nice to me and don’t even care about me or even taking little time to explore through my blog for answers. As I said I already answered a ton of the same questions and I’m never rude to anyone but is exhausting getting the same question everyday because people is so no bother to even look a bit in my blog for answers.

I don’t mind not getting a community or downloads for people who think I’m obligated to act and do whatever they want. Everything I post is for my mutuals and followers who respect me and take the time to search for answers. For people who is truly nice to me, if you take the time to browse through my blog you can see me answer the same question very nicely to them.

Please stop trying to defend the indefensible. Asking things like that is not polite to me or anybody. If you want to be polite you’ll try to no bother creators with the same question when the instructions to download something are pretty clear and I already said my reasons. People like you is why simmers stop doing wcif’s or deactivate their anon questions because y’all think can come and harass someone with dumb questions or whatever, please if you don’t like my attitude or whatever you are free from blocking me because I won’t change my mind on stupid things because a couple of people are not happy of the way I share my free cc or how I answer when I’m tired of people don’t taking the time to do a small research and ask for the same damn question a thousand times.

[lizzie-is-here]

like the dawn

part xvi- the storm

“i want you to always remember me. will you remember that i existed, and that i stood next to you here like this?” - haruki murakami

summary: the mad titan comes calling

wordcount: 1.9k (my tiny bby 🥺)

warnings: cussing (i think? idk honestly), lil fluff, violence ig, uhh infinity war but just the beginning, forgot bucky got the hot arm and had to include that, sad foreshadowing slay

taglist: @whelvedfeelingsstuff @sebsgirl71479 @rebloggingmyrecs @babyblublossom @local-mr-frog @thenyxsky @capsiclesdoll @moonlightreader649 @saranghaey @almosttoopizza @itsivymusic

a/n: IM BACK BITCHES. sorry this part is short but the next part is coming up very soon bc i’m excited to hopefully make y’all cry 👍 as always, love you, very proud of you, stay hydrated and eat something pls and hope u enjoy! this may not be my best work but i’ll make it up to you when… the stuff happens lmao 💀 happy 2023!!! 🤍🤍🤍

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“He came out of nowhere.”

You stare up at the holographic screen.

You’ve been back for barely a week, and there’s something new on the horizon. From out in space, a genocidal maniac has made himself known.

He calls himself Thanos. The last survivor of a planet whose civilization fell long ago. And he’s hunting for stones that can apparently control every part of the universe.

You’re lucky the team received the warning in time. Thor, Bruce Banner, and the remaining Asgardians had narrowly escaped the titan, and fled to Earth to warn you of the danger.

The god had asked a few questions about your wings, as fascinated by them as you were about the magical hammer he carried.

Despite what the others said, you quickly realized that Thor wasn’t dumb, not even dense. Just unaccustomed to modern life. Much like you and your boys.

Okay, maybe he was a little bit dense.

Alongside them, another addition had arrived in the form of a sorcerer by the name of Stephen Strange. His demeanor reminded you of a certain genius.

But there wasn’t time to worry about much other than preparing for the coming siege. There wasn’t time to warn the governments of the world. You needed to suit up. Quickly.

“What’s his objective?” Steve asks, one hand on the small of your back and the other entwined with Bucky’s flesh hand.

“He’s a plague,” Bruce rasps. “He invades planets. He takes what he wants. He wipes out half the population. He sent Loki.” He points to the rather greasy reformed god, who frowns.

“So this is it,” Tony hums. The billionaire is oddly composed, silently calculating. “What’s our timeline?”

“No telling. He has the Power and Space Stones. That already makes him the strongest creature in the whole universe. If he gets his hands on all six stones, Tony…”

Strange cuts in. “He could destroy life on a scale hitherto undreamt of.”

You wrinkle your nose a bit.

“Did you seriously just say ‘hitherto undreamt of’? God, you sound like my grandfather.” you ask.

“Are you seriously complaining about how I talk when you’re 100 years old?”

“Physically, I’m about 30, so-“

Bucky sighs. “Joacă frumos, păpușă [Play nice, doll].”

Tony speaks before you start arguing with the sorcerer again. “If Thanos needs all six, why don’t we just stick Mr. Sparkles’s stone down the garbage disposal?” he asks, gesturing to the Time Stone held in the amulet.

“No can do,” the man retorts. Wong, another sorcerer explains.

“We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.”

Tony shrugs. “And I swore off dairy, but then Ben & Jerry’s named a flavor after me-“

“Ok, boys, how about we table this conversation for a time when we aren’t in danger,” Nat snaps.

“Ok, look, Thanos has the biggest army in the universe, and he’s not gonna stop until he gets… Vision’s stone.”

You nod. “Then we have to protect it.” The android, from his place staring out the window, disagrees.

“No, we have to destroy it. I’ve been giving a good deal of thought to this entity in my head. About its nature.” He pauses, stepping towards Wanda. “But also its composition. I think if it were exposed to a sufficiently powerful energy source, something very similar to its own signature, perhaps-“

Vision leans close to the girl. “-its molecular integrity could fail.” You knew what he was asking. All of you did. But no one wanted to say it.

“Yeah, and you with it,” Wanda chuckles, disbelieving. “We’re not having this conversation.”

“Eliminating the stone is the only way to be certain that Thanos can’t get it,” he presses.

“That’s too high a price.”

Your chest aches as the android gently takes her face in his hands.

“Only you have the power to pay it. Thanos threatens half the universe. One life cannot stand in the way of defeating him.”

“But it should,” Steve says. “We don’t trade lives, Vision.” You rest a hand on his arm, nodding when he looks to you for support.

“Captain, 70 years ago, you laid down your life to save how many millions of people?” Vision queries. Despite being a robot, his voice is laced with uncertainty. Fear. “Tell me, why is this any different?”

Tony, Bruce, and Peter look up from where they were discussing.

“Because you might have a choice,” the doctor says. “Your mind is made up of a complex construct of overlays. JARVIS, Ultron, Tony, me, the stone. All of them mixed together, all of them learning from one another.”

Wanda takes a sharp breath. “You’re saying Vision isn’t just the stone?”

“I’m saying that if we take out the stone, there’s still a whole lot of Vision left, perhaps the best parts.”

“Can we do that?” Nat asks.

Bruce shakes his head. “Not me, not here.”

Peter, as quiet as he’d been, raises his hand. “I know someone! And somewhere.”

You raise a brow. “So do I.”

“Shuri,” both of you say.

“How do you know her?” Bucky asks. The teen sheepishly shrugs.

“She started sending me advice on how to fix my suits from Instagram.”

FRIDAY’s voice echoed over the speakers. “Boss, something’s entered the atmosphere in lower Manhattan.”

Tony curses under his breath. “Shit, okay. We’ve gotta split up.”

“Okay, normally I’m all for your plans, but that seems like a horrible idea,” Sam says.

“We don’t have any other choice. You go to Wakanda, Thor and his crew can head into space to recruit any help we can get, and we’ll stay and handle this,” the billionaire says, gesturing to himself, Peter, and the sorcerers.

A knot forms in your gut. “And if it’s Thanos?”

No one responds. It’s a real possibility that none of you want to think about.

“Then we’ll hold him off until you get there.”

———————————————————————

The quinjet has never flown faster. A quick call to T’Challa and Shuri meant that you were rushing off the plane the moment you arrived, before the princess grabbed Bucky, Steve, and you.

“Come with me. I have an upgrade for that outdated arm of yours,” she calls.

“Is there time?” the brunet asks. Entering her lab, dozens of doctors hurry over. Bucky grabs yours and Steve’s hands, unsure of how to navigate this.

“It’ll be okay,” Steve assures. You nod, following as they lay him down on a table.

They’re unbelievably quick as they work, a hologram providing a view into everything going on. Within minutes, he’s gone under and they’ve started removing the heavy titanium.

Shuri herself carefully implants a new base for the arm, which clicks into place with little trouble. That’s when you see the arm.

It’s gold and black, crafted with careful detail but still bulky enough to balance out. You lift it gently, finding the weight to be much lighter than the old one. Vibranium.

Doctors take the arm from you with knowing smiles, precisely but swiftly locking it in place.

When he sits up minutes later, you hold your breath.

Flexing the new hand, Bucky stares in awe at the prosthetic.

“I… I can feel again.”

He reaches for you and Steve, and can’t believe it when he can truly feel your wings with his left hand. The sensation isn’t perfect, but he’ll take it over the cold, unfeeling HYDRA arm any day.

“What’s it like?” Steve asks, holding Bucky’s face with one hand.

“Perfect.”

A voice calls from the door.

“As cute as you three are, we’ve gotta hurry.” Nat holds up a projection. “Tony says Thanos isn’t in Manhattan.”

The rest of the group is hurrying in behind her, guiding Vision onto the operating table as Shuri prepares for a much more difficult procedure.

“The structure is polymorphic,” she comments.

Bruce nods. “Right, we had to attach each neuron non-sequentially.”

“Why didn’t you just reprogram the synapses to work collectively?” You don’t understand what they’re saying, but by the look on Bruce’s face, she’s made an excellent point.

“… Because we didn’t think of it.”

The girl purses her lips to hide a smile. “I’m sure you did your best.”

Wanda and Shuri begin to discuss the complications of the procedure, but you wander to the window. It’s too perfect. The sky is dappled with clouds and Wakanda is going on as normal as possible with the impending disaster looming on the horizon.

Right on cue, Sam’s voice rings through your earpiece.

“Hey, Cap, we got a situation here.”

You watch as a vessel crashes into the protective shield that surrounds the city, blowing up and leaving no damage.

“Don’t start celebrating yet. We got more incoming outside the dome,” Rhodey groans.

Fire blazes into view as more ships crash into the earth. You feel your heart rate increase.

“It’s too late, we need to destroy the stone now,” Vision says. The look on Wanda’s face is enough for you to shake your head.

“Get your ass back on that table,” you press.

T’Challa nods. “We will hold them off.”

Steve turns to the anxious Sokovian. “Wanda, as soon as that stone’s out of his head, you blow it to hell.”

“I will.”

———————————————————————

You soar above dozens of hovering vehicles as the aliens approach the barrier. It’s hard to get a clear view of the enemy, but below you, you can clearly spot Bruce in the Hulkbuster and Nat, Bucky, and Steve on a carrier. Beside you, Rhodey and Sam scope out the area.

One small disadvantage of your abilities. Flight comes naturally. No tech. No heat scanners or AI. No extra help. Just your powers and your wings.

At the tree line, one huge alien and one smaller one stop. The Wakandan forces fall into formation, and you watch from the air as Nat, Steve, and T’Challa go to face the two.

No surprise, it goes horribly. The crash-landed ships open, and you can make out hundreds of ugly, dog-like aliens barreling through the forest.

You land next to your boys just in time to hear Bucky mumble, “What the hell?”

“Looks like we pissed her off,” Nat mumbles.

“They’re killing themselves,” Okoye whispers in horror. She’s right. Only a few make it through the barrier before being immediately killed. The rest are sliced by the force field.

Bucky shoots down some and Bruce fires lasers while the Wakandans take out the rest.

At your side, you twist your hands. It’s been months since you’ve used your powers. Partly out of fear, but also as a way to forget all of the memories that came with them.

While you worry, one alien makes it through Bucky’s rain of gunfire, jumping towards you with a slavering mouth full of yellowed teeth.

Quick as ever, you swing out your hand, and the burst of light is so potent that it disintegrates on contact.

“Well, good to know that that still works,” Steve says, arm still raises from where he went to defend you. Twin shields are mounted on his wrists, with razor-sharp points.

“Cap, of these things circle the perimeter and get in behind us,” Bruce begins. “There’s nothing between them and Vision.

“Then we better keep ‘em in front of us,” Steve replies.

“How are we supposed to do that?” you ask. It’s not like you can tell them where to go.

T’Challa swallows. “We open the barrier.” He lifts a hand to his earpiece before you can protest. “On my signal, open North-West Section Seventeen.”

“This will be the end of Wakanda,” a man you don’t quite recognize says.

Okoye doesn’t hesitate. “Then it will be the noblest ending in history.”

Glancing to Steve and Bucky, then back to the barrier, you inhale sharply. “To the end of the line?”

“To the end of the line.”

[writergirl3]

Good morninggg!! How’d everyone sleep? I went to bed at 3 am lmao even though I gotta be up by at least 8 for work 💀 okay anyways. Has anyone considered (or has) dyed their hair an unnatural color? (green, pink, red, blue) I’ve dyed my hair a few times, like 9 times actually 🧍🏻‍♀️ it’s purple rn (if y’all wanna see I’m down to show it Idc but it’s a half and half style)

Yoooo Cat!! Our schedules were sooo busy these past few days, so sorry we didn’t get to your reply!! And M had her dumb work or whatever-

-It’s called having a job, she has a job…so she couldn’t reply on our behalf…

Yeah, whatever, ANYWAY- I dyed a bit of my hair blue once…just my bangs!! It was for a dare, but I kinda liked it…

I have a bit of hair-dyeing history too…in my emo phase I dyed it black…wasn’t a good look.

Pfffft-

RO, I SEE YOU LAUGHING. DON’T.

Aight, fine, sorry…I’ve never dyed my hair, it would damage it waaaay too much. I like it natural anyway.

Well, I was the same but I kinda like the dark blonde I got now. Probably wouldn’t ever dye it any other colour, though…what about you, Tae?

Well mine is bleached…surprising I know!!

So is Jesse’s-

HEY.

Guuuuuys, it’s my turn!

Sorry Tae…

Okay, what I was going to say is that I’d like to dye the ends of my bangs light pink…what do you think, Cat?

Message 4 Town

[elevatormusic]

my first reactions with zero context: only friends ep 9

immediately i thought mew was nick

is that ringing on the show or my ears??

oh show thank god

i imagine you don’t remember shit my guy

okay i understand mew being in his boxers but top? why were you cleaning in your boxers lmao

i never liked them together in the first place so this isn’t anymore fun to watch

no you’re not lol

must’ve stood up too fast. sir i think a grandpa could get up faster then you did😭

maybe get out of the pool tho

school again that’s right they go to school

does nobody else use this room except for sand? the only musician here

why’d he swing the door open like that

man i love angry sand so much

i know ray isn’t acting like this? fucking apologize properly for fucks sake

oh we know

man fuck your feelings

sarcastic king

you don’t like it? sand probably doesn’t like feeling like shit all the time because of you but okay

yes punch him

they are so close to each other. i hope they brushed their teeth before this

oh shit oh damn okay well that’s uh yeah well way more close

but weird that y’all are doing this in public in a glass room

back with the recordings boy these dudes are so annoying recording ppl without consent

but also top?? acting like mew is gonna care that ray is making out with sand?? mans does not have feelings for him. we all know this including you. he looks so dumb💀

back at the red room i’ve missed you

yeah you need practice you can’t fuck everyone before taking their pictures

okay but the red room does not do well for the visuals of the actual actors. it’s kinda hurting my eyes

bi rep bi rep bi rep

okay that seems uncomfortable

atom seems like the obsessive type. i could be wrong but that’s the vibes i’m getting from him

look at them going on a little camping retreat to swear off boys

yeah.

nick said them bitches ain’t never gonna last lmaoo

who just wooed like that and why

you lying piece of shit

*sigh* this dude again

i’m sure he’ll find some way to accuse ray of making him go out again

are we still doing this? when do they break up?

love his shirt

you’re such a liar😭

you’re not even one of the people he loves lol

ew no please someone stop this i beg

kinda yeah

break up break up break up

is that considered a break up?

why are you watching that

dude stop acting like his boyfriend. you were just with yours

sand my king

did you just try to have sex with one dude and get rejected so now you’re going to the one you keep traumatizing?

oh nick you bitch how could you post where y’all were

at least sand knows

dude?? you know he’s like that what??

oh damn yeah actually i’m on boston’s side today besties

why are they talking about pixar😭

nick stop lmao

don’t you’re gonna have to move out

say sike

oh they actually are doing it

oh good lmao but good for them for trying it

first collecting another one

no my guy i don’t think friends actually do that

is that not like invasion of privacy? why is he allowed to just show him where they are?

he also just walked right up in there??

it would be the first time

nick said wait no i’ll save this relationship

also i’m so sorry but did they really look like they were hooking up to him lmao

oh i think you care

are all three of them really gonna fit on that bed?

sir.

sand about to commit a double homicide

THE MOMS

i’m sorry i’m so bored with them imma have to skip

where did nick go lol did they push him off? and how the fuck did ray get on that side of sand

he’s a good wing man at least

why are they just sitting in water

bitch we know

are y’all still sleeping together tho?

you can’t have two important people when they both don’t want that

that guilty ass look

you notice he didn’t say he likes mew too just that he’s important to him

beautiful *chefs kiss* no notes

that’s the look of “oh shit i might actually lose this guy”

oh is he gonna tell him?

or not

oh god no hate that

no not like a father my guy

ooh right in front of ton’s salad

in front of the guy he’s fucking’s salad

hah he is a bad guy tho

lol he done fucked up

none

the latter. i’m being so mean to ray today😭

mans is planning their lives out together

orince ass lol

i’m honestly so confused. is ray still planning on staying with mew or not??

we know you’re whipped for each other

interesting tho. that implies he never felt this way towards mew as he does sand

thank god we’re doing this

crying at him saying everyone knows. like yes dude you’re so obvious

me too

does this mean ray will stop being toxic to sand finally

yeah but the difference is sand will call him out on his shit

is this really happening? beautiful lol

[capth0wdy]

The fact I even feel a need to be here is wild.

Me “shit talking” you for quite some time has realistically just been me, seeing you say absolutely insane & dark shit about/toward someone over a man you claim did heinous things to you. Judging your reoccurring scary ass behavior when it happens again and again..and again. You, suddenly decide to come for me with some of the most childish insults because you’re upset I’ve made a negative assessment of you for what I feel are pretty fair reasons. It’s the principal of it really my dear, if you’re gonna snap at me at least snap at my current self concerning the situation- just as I do.

Going for the essential “well you’re ugly and gross teehe” route is just..goofy. I’m not gonna sit here and call you anything you clearly aren’t, and especially not 5 years down the line of meeting you once in the comfort of your own home. But what I will do is call a situation as I see it. But thank you. Yes, 2018 wasn’t a great time period for me. Surely I wasn’t in awesome shape but hey, I’m not required to be tip top in my own house. And with what was on my plate at that time I really didn’t owe anyone my best 🤷🏻‍♀️ what’s important is that life was left far behind by the next year and hasn’t been looked back on. So perhaps if you’d like to come for me, do as I do, and speak on present time. Silly insults based on a 1 time meeting 5 years ago? Grasping at straws as you clearly have nothing else that’s actually real to say.

Your friends think you’re better than this behavior, I’d like to believe them. But seriously dude, there’s nothing okay about obsessively fantasizing about someone’s death over a…man. Hm. Do you see why I’m a bit side eyed at you? Be so forreal about it.

I’d also just like to add, I don’t JUST see her posts. If you think I’m dumb enough not to do my own looking into both of y’all’s shit you’re nuts. I’ve seen, I’ve compared. Still thought your end is way out of pocket and mad uncomfortable and generally concerning for the safety of people around you. Who the fuck fantasizes about someone’s death, like actually. Why do you think there was nothing wrong with that and why am I not allowed to make the assessment you’re a bit fucked for that? I’ve damn sure never said some shit like that. It’s not okay dude.

and like I’m sorry but your defense of “well she said she COULD deck me” and shit is just not at ALL in the same realm of what you say to provoke that 💀

im not with her out of any friend loyalty, we’re barely friends. I’m “with” her because I just consistently see awful shit out of you, and a response from her. “Private” blog or not babe you put something out on the public internet and the girl happened to find the shit. It’s out there forever. People are absolutely going to judge that accordingly. Intended private thoughts or not- it’s very fucked up.

[butterflyrry]

https://www.tumblr.com/butterflyrry/714952824247730176/people-keep-talking-about-that-gym-as-if-they-were besides it’s almost like you guys just say whatever to make yourselves and others believe your own dumb theories. also not even about them but in general exes can be friends or cordial so idk why you keep saying “oh ppl avoid their exes but they never dated so it’s not an issue”💀like y’all have never been in relationships before

Could we please stop calling other people’s thoughts dumb because they’re different than what you think?

No one said exes can’t be friendly. I personally do not have any exes that I am interested in communicating with in any way. They’re exes for a reason. If you’re friendly with your exes, that’s great.

I have one in particular that I’ve run into exactly once. We didn’t acknowledge each other at all. We were engaged and living together at one point. It was a serious relationship and a messy, ugly breakup. While I wish him the best, I’m not trying to revisit that time in my life.

I’m sorry you’re bothered by me pointing out that Harry and Olivia were not a real couple. It’s my opinion that they weren’t. My point was that trying to expect any behavior related to a normal couple that broke up isn’t relevant in their situation.

[elettralightwood]

200 pages ✨

Like, he’s pretty sure he’s straight. Sure babes 🫶 Straight people, he thinks, probably don’t spend this much time convincing themselves they’re straight. Lmao 💀 No cause Alex falling face first because he was having horny thoughts about Henry is top tier 🫡 "Prince Henry is a biscuit,” Nora says, “let him sop you up." NORA OH MY GOD ☠️ "He likes you. He’s freaking out." I wanna cry myself to sleep 🙂 Jealous Alex is so hot pls 😮‍💨 Amy my beloved 🫶 His suit is black, smooth, elegant. Perfect. Alex wants to rip it off. Honestly, same 😌 His footsteps stutter, as if he’s thinking of making a run for it. Alex is not above a flying tackle. I would pay real money to witness this 💀 Henry, the prince. Henry, the boy in the garden. Henry, the boy in his bed. Poetry ✍️ There’s something about the two of them, the way they ignite at different temperatures, Alex’s frenetic energy and Henry’s aching sureness. Idk why i love this sentence so much 👏 Alex is living for it, watching Henry come undone, letting him be whatever he needs to be while alone with Alex behind a locked door. No cause the "be whatever he needs to be" got me crying 😀 Henry rolls over onto his back. Alex’s body wants to follow and tuck into his side, but he stays where he is. DUMB BITCH 🤺 His eyes flicker down to Alex’s hip, where it’s bared above the sheet, and he says as much to himself as to Alex, “I am very, very gay.” HORNY JAIL 🚨 he throws his head back and laughs, and it’s only him, the nerdy, neurotic, sweet, insomniac rich guy who constantly sends Alex photos of his dog, and something slots into place. Y'all i feel tears coming 🙂 "people are writing fan fiction about y’all" so real 💯 I absolutely loved how panicked Alex was during and after the polo match 🤭 OH WE GOT BUTTERCREAM INVOLVED ALRIGHT 🧁 Alex’s heart goes so fucking weird that he has to put his head in his hands for a full minute. Just like me reading this book 🤝 Henry my baby 🥺 All on board the Remus is gay train 🚂 Aw Alex being proud of his sexuality 🥹 binds Henry’s wrists to a hotel bedpost with his own necktie OH DAMN ALRIGHT 👔 "I did get both of the gay kings,” Henry points out. “There’s a prophecy for you.” Another iconic line 🙇‍♀️ BABY 😭 I'm literally gonna protect Henry and Bea for the rest of my life 🫂 also Alex and June 🫂 and Alex wants so badly to see the shadows of expressions moving across his face, to be able to touch them with his fingertips STFU 🤧 June really said "babes u really thought u were hiding it well?" 🫵 You have so much in you, it’s almost impossible to match it. But he’s your match, dumbass. 🥹 it’s not my fault he’s a mysterious and retiring young royal and you’re the tempestuous ingénue that caught his eye Speaking nothing but the truth 🫡 Shaan sweetheart 🫶 "Say good morning to your strumpet, Henry.” “Good morning, strumpet,” Henry says, glancing away from the road to wink at the camera. That's a powerful bottom right here 🫵 Alex feels calmer knowing somewhere in Wales, Henry got a decent night’s sleep. Crying and screaming 👹 I'm sorry what happened to Rafael 20 years ago??? 🤨 Hoe Dameron 💀 Cash 🥹 Come back to me when you’re done being flung through the firmament, you lost Pleiad. STFU??🤧 I’ve already been in the royal box ALEX PLS 💀 Philip is such a dickhead, i hate it sm ���� I'M SORRY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???? RAFAEL???

THE RED ROOM SCENE AND THE ONE RIGHT AFTER Y'ALL OH MY GOD I'M HYPERVENTILATING

“I’m going to die,” Henry says helplessly. “I’m going to kill you,” Alex tells him. “Yes, you are,” Henry agrees. I just love them so much 🫡

Reading the emails giggling and kicking my feet and then remembering they get leaked and i find myself crying and sobbing 💃

Henry sinks to his knees on the white marble and looks up at Alex with big, blue, bottomless eyes, and Alex doesn’t know a word in any language to describe it. He forgets they don’t spend the night. So, they do. He discovers Henry sleeps curled up on his side, his spine poking out in little sharp points that are actually soft if you reach out and touch them, very carefully so as not to wake him because he’s actually sleeping for once. In the morning, room service brings up a copy of Le Monde that Alex makes Henry translate out loud. They're keeping it casual guys!! No feelings involved!!

But Perfect Stoic Prince Charming laughs when he comes, and texts Alex at weird hours of the night: You’re a mad, spiteful, unmitigated demon, and I’m going to kiss you until you forget how to talk. And Alex is kind of obsessed with it. Keeping it so casual!!!!

GUYS THE PHASE "NO FEELINGS INVOLVED" IS OVER, I REPEAT, THE FEELINGS ARE VERY MUCH INVOLVED 🗣️

Was the phone call where they talk about Bea and Henry's dad and Henry and Alex's childhoods written specifically to shatter my heart in millions of tiny little pieces or what?? No cause it worked.

He looks down at the magazine and feels the corner of his mouth tug upward. “He looks so different,” he says after a long minute, gazing down at the baby Henry on the page and his easy, unfledged sureness. “I mean, like, obviously. But the way he carries himself.” His fingertips brush the page in the same place they did when he was young, over the sun-gold hair, except now he knows its exact texture. It’s the first time he’s seen it since he learned where this version of Henry went. “It pisses me off sometimes, thinking about everything he’s been through. He’s a good person. He really cares, and he tries. He never deserved any of it.” I really don't have anymore tears you guys please :D

THE KARAOKE SCENE AND WHAT HAPPENS RIGHT AFTER??? AND THE SLEEPY CUDDLES??? AND THE MORNING AFTER???? Y'ALL 😭😭😭

The moment you first called me a prick, my fate was sealed. O, fathers of my bloodline! O, ye kings of olde! Take this crown from me, bury me in my ancestral soil. If only you had known the mighty work of thine loins would be undone by a gay heir who likes it when American boys with chin dimples are mean to him. HENRY OH MY GOD 💀

Reading Red White and Royal Blue and reacting every 100 pages ❤️💙

[drunk-cryptic-witch]

Accidents lead to war crimes

Bakugo x f!reader, where Bakugo accidentally throws away reader’s favourite ramen and faces the consequences.

Based on my real life events.

Warnings: Cursing, the pitiful throwing away of ramen, gory descriptions and acts of violence.

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He didn’t realise it was yours. He swears. He saw it lying around the first time, and didn’t mind. Then ten minutes later when it’s position hadn’t moved, he had decided to discard of the bowl of ramen. The rather delicious bowl of ramen that you were saving.

All you wanted to do was finish your work and get to your ramen. But no, some big dumb blond had to ruin that for you after your already very taxing day.

“BAKUGO,” he froze. He didn’t know what else to do. You had said his name like that only twice before in your life and had been incredibly livid both times. Once you had yelled it when he shoved you into the pool, while Kaminari was in as well. Kaminari, who had gotten shocked and accidentally used his quirk. Your hair was spiked up like Kirishima’s for two weeks.

The second time you had screeched it was when he had actually blown up half your hair to smithereens. Worst part was that you refused talk to him until it grew back to the same length again. Safe to say he was miserable for those two months.

And now, he was terrified of what would happen. When you were angry, it was scary. But when you were angry and tired, it was much worse. And a ramen packet may not mean much to someone else, but he remembered how much it meant to you. A moment too late. Nonetheless, he drew back his shoulder and held his head up hi-

“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY RAMEN YOU ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKER?!!??!” And there we go. He was screwed. He shut the lid of the trash can, putting the bowl in the sink.

“Relax, I just thought-,”

“OH YOU THOUGHT HUH. WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDNT THINK IF IT LEADS TO YOU DOING UTTERLY FOOLISH THINGS YOU FUCKING BLOCKHEAD!��

“WATCH WHO YOU CALL A BLOCKHEAD IT’S JUST RAMEN I’LL MAKE YOU ANOTHER BOWL!”

“IT WON’T BE THE FUCKING SAME! AND THE RAMEN IS OVER DICKWAD! JESUS CHRIST CAN YOU AT LEAST ASK BEFORE YOU CHUCK SHIT??!”

“HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING KNOW YOU WERE WAITING FOR IT?! MY BLOODY REASONING IS CORRECT WOMAN!”

“NO IT FUCKING ISN’T - I came home from a stressful day of hero-ing around and then I made my delicious ramen. Ramen that you so kindly threw away. And then I got a call about paperwork from the agency, and had to sit for that. I come out around fifteen minutes later to realise not only is my ramen gone but my boyfriend- who I used to love and trust- threw it away. Well, just waiting for karma.”

“IT IS NOT MY FUCKING FAULT NEXT TIME LEAVE A GODDAMN NOTE OR SOMETHING FUCK IM SORRY ALRIGHT?!! AND WHAT KARMA??”

“I’ll make sure to tear your limbs piece by piece, and throw them away exactly how you threw my ramen. Or maybe I’ll have fun if I’m not too tired. Maybe, just maybe I’ll wait till you’re asleep, then get-,”

“Okay fine! Fucking fine! Damn woman. Fine. I’m sorry about your stupid ramen.”

And then ten minutes later, he’s walking late at night, on the way to the store to get your ramen, listening to your instructions on which brand to get. He’s grumbling, but you’re voice has placed a smile on his face. So has escaping near death, but oh well.

A/N: My father threw away my ramen. So I’m making this. Most of my fics are based on what goes on in my life 💀 either way I hope y’all liked itttt

Also not proofread because is anything I post ever proofread I’m really sorry

[sakura-gyarugal]

Just me ranting about Sasuke vs Deidara because it’s funny!

Some dude decided to spend 30 minutes fighting with me about how Sasuke beat Deidara. I have no idea why people take the fight so seriously! Like I love the fight for how funny it was. And that’s just cap. If you generally believe that…das just crazy. Anyways it’s so funny how Deidara is triggered and Sasuke is just unbothered and Tobi is being Tobi.

Okay Unpopular opinion they both suck… I’m sorry this fight wasn’t their best. They nearly canceled each other out. I kinda expected way more from Sasuke and I understand he wasn’t trying to kill Deidara because it wasn’t his style and he wanted information from Deidara. Well um Deidara was being hostile. If I was Sasuke I never let that slide 🥱 I would’ve straight up bodied him the moment he threw a bomb at me. 😤 like who do you think you are? Twink 😒And I always wondered why Sasuke didn’t go after Tobi? And why did Sasuke attack Deidara.?Whew the anger issues in both of them 💀 he heard Itachi’s name in Deidara’s was like aight imma kill this ho. And then he straight up tells Deidara he got a big mouth. I would never let that side.

Sasuke I know you ain’t talking. Tobi falling down in the back. ASGJFFJFJlkhgg

Also Why is Deidara purposely trying to fight a kid? Why is he fighting with a 16 year old who he doesn’t even know him!?. This man was like “hmmm should I go after Itachi’s brother or the nine tails?” Right in front of Itachi too! And I’m just like well you finna lose anyways. Deidara would’ve still been alive if he wasn’t so salty but nah he wanna be the entire Atlantic Ocean. Literally all of naruto is Deidara just being petty pffft.

I gotta give it to Sasuke for being a baddie. He flawlessly ate…as usual! But again he was at an advantage the whole fight obviously. He has sharigan, orochimaru’s curse mark, and he’s lighting nature which apparently beats lighting. Pokémon said otherwise but whatever. Anyways Deidara is complete opposite. The problem is how cocky both of them are. Sasuke thinks he all that which yes may be true and so does Deidara. Lmao and it’s so funny on how both of them were so cocky yet one gets killed and the other one almost gets killed. The fight was so mid. Sasuke counters all of Deidara’s attacks because he’s LIGHTING. That’s nothing special about Sasuke yet you guys praise him so much for it. He did the bare minimum. Be so fr guys. It didn’t matter what jutsu Deidara would do he would’ve still lost to Sasuke. (Which he didn’t) Sasuke didn’t try at all, in fact he was bored the whole time💀 and in the the middle of the fight they start having this long deep conversation about their powers it’s actually kinda wholesome too but…like do I care? No. Stop talking and starting throwing hands.

“By the way my technique is called chidori.” 😛stop flexing on Deidara. Deidara honestly is amazing. I gotta give it to him. Bro was a disadvantage the whole fight yet he still gave a good fight and was still able to get Sasuke to use a lot of his chakra which was pretty good, but I hate how much chakra he used. I hate how he let Sasuke anger him and make himself lose control. It’s so dumb. He literally starting hating on Sasuke because Sasuke “killed” orochimaru and he was supposed to do it. It’s so immature, like come on Deidara. Deidara is a a strong character but his main weakness is himself. He has all these op powers which I wish were shown more in the anime. He literally can counter sharigan! Do y’all realize how impressive that is? And he trained his own eye, that’s crazy!! It was so dumb how his eye scope just falls off 😤 it would’ve made more sense of Sasuke just ripped out his eye, like straight up yank it out. Because can’t deidara still be able to counter it? Or is just the eye scope? And C4 is insane! It’s such an op power. He makes bombs that are so tiny that it’s the same size as an cell! Deidara is so talented, smart, and strong it’s mind boggling. He took off Sasuke’s wing, he saw through the genjutsu at first, he avoided Sasuke’s blitz, survived falling on the land mine, and used his legs to get unstuck from Sasuke’s shurikens. Bro is just amazing! 😍 plus he’s super sweet! He warns Tobi several times to move when he’s about to set off his bombs and even decides to not set one of them off putting himself in danger but he put Tobi’s life before his! And when he died he even apologized to Tobi 😭😭.But his big problem is that he gets too angry and overworked. He got pissed because he thought Sasuke was disrespecting his art when Sasuke was literally just trying to not get attacked by his bombs. Like deidara he’s not going to let himself get hit by the bomb just to make you happy.💀

But at least Deidara was funny in the fight. The subtle “ows” or he would just let himself fall or him just talking himself. He said “I’ve won!” About five times in the fight like he was trying to convince himself so badly. And then in the middle of the fight he has a mental breakdown and starts to bite his lip causing himself to bleed. He saw Sasuke and had a memory of Itachi beating him. Deidara sweetie it’s not that serious. 😭😭 Sasuke is mostly quiet during the fight too, and that sets Deidara off. Sasuke is like: … and Deidara explodes, literally. Sasuke is so sassy, and Deidara was getting pissed by his smart mouth. He probably mad because he finally found his match. They both got a slick mouth, sometimes I just wanna smack em 😒

And then these moments that make me laugh so hard. He’s so awkward and weird.

Is he being /j or /srs!? Another thing I found so funny what is when Deidara is ripping off his shirt and stitchings and Sasuke is just watching. Stop staring and MOVEEEE!!!! You would think he would’ve transported or try to run away but he just stands there for a good minute. And then when deidara is like imma blow myself up and is a second from doing it, he actually does something. And then after he’s like “yeah he was stronger that I thought.” 💀💀💀 Sasuke you dumb fu-

You had all that time to leave. It was obvious Deidara wasn’t going to give you information yet you stayed there.

AND HE KILLED THE SNAKEEEEE! That poor snake did nothing wrong and Sasuke just sacrifices it. That snake would’ve still been alive if Sasuke wouldn’t have just left 🙁 RIP snake 🙏 Deidara also killed a salamander. PETA would be disappointed in both of them.

Also Obito was so funny. He had zero faith Deidara was going to make it. This man really said, “oh, you’re still alive?” BRO THE SHADE 😭😭. Like Obito chill you can’t even dodge a rock/j. Then the high pitch screams every now then LMAOOO. Tobi go play in some dirt or something. And bro doesn’t even stay to watch the fight. Bro just left 💀

I also love how Deidara solo’d himself. he’s the definition of “if I kms at least a real bad B killed me.” And I gotta respect him for that. People love to talk about how Sasuke beat Deidara as if Deidara didn’t take himself out. No one won. Sasuke escaped barely while Deidara just straight up beat himself. Ugh they’re both so amazing! But like Deidara was so confident with himself I lowkey felt bad when he was resurrected and he’s so proud of himself for taking out Sasuke while everyone is like

Poor Deidara. And then his own sister is like

“Deidara you’re too obsessed.” Kurotsuchi transforms into Sasuke and makes him chase after her and then says that. I was like 😧😟 And deidara is so heart broken. He’s so dramatic, standing the moon light thinking about how no one respects his art 😟goofy!!! Sir there is a war going on and you’re think about your art??? while Sasuke out here chasing after his dead brother. Be so fr 😭 laughing and sobbing rn. Love those two dorks so much </3

[theliterarybeldam]

Euphoria Finale Time, I already saw shit on this app, I’m not ready to cry

Not Faye doing that shooshing thing like that

Custer I’m ready to murder you, but Ash beat me to it 😭

“Thank goodness we didn’t have a gun to shoot back” bruh 😭

“I don’t wanna Google the scraps. I wanna peel back the layers”

fez if you don’t stop being so cute I’m gonna kiss you on the forehead

Back to the heavy breathing 😭

Rue’s just like me “wtf is that”

Suze immediately “oh god” ma’am 😭

The gasp of the audience, they like “is this part of the play” 😭

Stoppp. Not him saying exactly what I said.

Cassie stop ittttt

Not Bobbi thinking it’s part of the play

Suze trying to diffuse the tension by bringing back Ethan lmao

Cassieee girllll it’s giving pick meee choose meee

“Language missy” 😭

“I feel like I’m gonna throw up” girl same

Cassieee why are you doing this to your sister

Stopppp not Lexi including the carousel 😭

BEAT HER ASS MADDYYY

Ooh that slap sounded painful

BB is me 😭😭

This convo with Rue and Elliot, “you might’ve accidentally saved my life” yea but he slept with your girlfriend 😭

Rueee you’re doing so good baby 🥺

“Don’t worry I’m not gonna tell anyone” girl bye 💀 snitch on him too

“You talk to jules?” Like nah we don’t talk to the opps idk why we talking to you

The song 😭 release this asap

If we’re gonna go into season 3 and Sam tells me Elliot isn’t in love with her, then he’s dumb

“Just a couple sinners makin fun of hell” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Okay we get it you love her stop singing now, go back to Fez or Maddy beating Cassie

The eye contact bro bye 😭 why am I blushing?

Even Rue’s like “bruh this song is so long” 💀

“I’m still workin on it” boy that was long af wym

“Can we be friends even though I slept with your girlfriend”

The look stop I’m already dead

Bobbi is so cute 🥺🥺

Rue starting the chant I fuckin love her 🥺😭

“Giddy up” BOBBI 😭

“Sometimes people need to get their feelings hurt” I know that’s right

Oh fuck why I forget Ash did that 😭

Y’all I know what happens but I can’t breath

Not the weapons in the dryer

The cameras moving

Ash wtf are you doing

Aye yo I need an inhaler

I’m SHAKING IN MY BOOTS

ASH STOP IT WTF 💀

I could honestly give a fuck about this Nate shit rn why’d you interrupt when I’m on the verge of not breathing

The warehouse 😭

“You don’t get to ruin our lives and just get to be happier” I mean he’s not wrong?

Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days

The nightmare and everyone getting uncomfortable like same 😭

If he’s not talking about the 3rd kid I don’t care 😭😂

“I don’t want your apology” yea well I don’t want this scene 🤷🏾‍♀️

Oooh he got a flash drive? Nvm yes I do

Everyone goin to jail……except for ash

EXPOSE CAL ALL 2022

Oh shit back to not breathing 😭😭

Not them pointing a gun at an already dead body like isn’t that why you’re in here 😭

Ashhhh noo

Bruh I’m shaking 💀

The fuckin bullet holes in everything I literally cannot breathe

Ash playing dead why the fuck

I’m fuckin crying leave me alone don’t fuckin talk to me, never watching this show again

Going back to the play right after please don’t 😭

Bruh this episode is hard I don’t think I’m okay

Lexi and her dad to Lexi and Rue 😭😭 if they’re not besties for the resties Sam is getting another very heated letter (he already has at least one per episode on the way)

I’m sorry but I think Ethan playing Suze is my favorite thing on this earth

I’m still crying

Rue’s letter at the funeral someone please hug her already 😭

Fake Rue making Jules realize stuff about Real Rue

I don’t think I’m okay…like at all

Realizing how close the girls actually are 😭😭

Rexi for the win

I’m fucking crying my face just permanently leaking

Rue reassuring Lexi about how an addict feels 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Need a whole other box of tissues 😭😭😭

Have they been in the bathroom this whole time?

Why isn’t Cassie in the fuckin hospital 😭😭

“This is just the beginning” 😭😭😭😭 good she fuckin deserves it bitch ass hoe

Jules if you don’t get away from my girl

Take your "I love you" and shove it up your ass

Rue staying clean for the rest of the school year? Wtf does that mean?!

So you’re telling me Lab took I’m Tired offline so that they could release this Zendaya version? 😭😭

I'm not mad about it, but I'm a tad bit upset

IM NOT OKAY LIKE AT ALL THIS FINALE WAS HARD

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SGDHHD no yehs when I saw Barbatos I was like hehe funny that a god is named after a demon but Venti is literally gluten free catholic like,,, ngl forgot Germany and all of Europe was😭 like someone was saying something weird and SOMEONE REPLIED W A CLOSE UP OF BARBRA AND SHE HAS CROSSES ALL IVER HER AND INSIDE THE CATHEDRAL 💀💀IN GAME LORE BARBATOS HAS NOTHING TO DO W CROSSES😭😭 hoyoverse let me write for this game bc all the plot holes piss me off. Like the entire Liyue arc was a waste of time actually like if we didn’t meet all my fav characters; ESPECIALLY XINYAN happy birthday sis😔💕 I would have Been mad. Bc Zhongli is so DUMB he literally throw not only his nation but all of teyvat into like a economic crisis bc he wanted a vacation 😐 he’s so lucky he’s got bc I was mad asf when I finished it. Bro you did ALL THAT when you could have just said lmao y’all I’m out like Venti did… you caused everyone so much trouble AND DIDNT HELP… if I punch a god is that a ticket straight to hell??? Bc Venti is the best archon out of the strongest 3 and probably all 7! Bc he helped w storm terror like he didn’t rly abandon his people bc they still worship him and think highly of him- even people outside of mondstat for the wind gliders- like no way is the green drunk twink the most responsible…. Im sick of the “ sorry I can’t say I have a contract” stuff too bc if you have the traveler a Glock the game would be 20 mins. Of my boy got his villian arc they would speak up then😤 like he has to run errands for people with nobody really helping to find his twin and dainsleif fine ass jumped into the abyss so we don’t see him no more, and Venti says so much while saying s o little☺️🔪 will talk for 30 mins and you still have no information like if he can’t tell us what’s wrong then tell me who’s holding y’all hostage so I can go beat them up!! Like pls is Venti knows every song past present and future( which I love that timelines ms tuff he shared w obey me barbatos and they’re both green) he definitely knows some important stuff that will help us change fate🙂( Also sorry for brain rot I have SO much to say about these parasites taking up space in my brain)

brain rot is the only thing that gets me through my week LOL i love reading it

VENTI... A GLUTEN FREE CATHOLIC?! PLEASEEEE honestly, i find out new things every day with your brain rots bc as much as i try to be a lore player i read all the dialogue and then forget it the second i finish a quest sigh.... no amount of youtube explanation videos can keep me updated

NO BC I HAVE SOME CHOICE WORDS W ZHONGLI and honestly, its only bc i was pissed he would always make me pay!!!! but i wasnt all that mad bc then childe would give me money #hearteyes ... i get zhongli wanted a break and he so deserved it but i did side eye him at the fake death hes so dramatic..... i love it

venti is the strongest of the three I AGREE..... but i have to say i just know Tsaritsa is going to be the baddest bitch and i am so excited bc shes going to be everything to me like i dont know what she is doing or what she is plotting but ill be on her side through it all!

oh speaking of drunk venti.... i know they make him so soft but I love seeing fanart of him during the catalyst like unhinged venti might have to be my favorite.... even if i do fall asleep during his dialogues im sorry that he talks and talks and talks... his voice is cute tho!

the connections between both barbatos..... theres something there but my brain cant connect the dots.... obey me seven sins equals seven archons confirmed, the end.... but add barbatos take out BEEL >:-)