#like I out loud said ew looking at pictures of this dude lol

[nugulover69]

Please watch dekaranger if you crave a crazy red and slightly unhinged green. Well if you're okay with some "kid-friendly police brutality" though...

I rewatched dekaranger and realized why didn't I fall in love with Akaza Banban sooner he's my precious trigger-happy bastard

Oh the green is nuts too? fun thing to know. I mean he’s a green, I suppose they’re not well known to have all their screws intact

I’m def not watching deka any time soon, I am not mentally prepared for cop bullshit. also I really need to watch actual good sentais and to stop getting sidetracked by mediocre ones. not today shouty red

[hopefullystillatheatrestudent]

this might be a weird thought but the way jensen performs masculinity (and i KNOW it’s a performance cause like, have you SEEN the mockumentary?) is just.... so inherently queer to me lmao

ok. okokokokokok. you asked for this. i have a LOT of thoughts on this. it’s gonna be under a cut because i’m gonna be annoying and psychoanalyse a celebrity i’ve never met(and hope i never do) but trust and believe when i tell you i know what i’m talking about so

you want my opinion? here goes. there is absolutely no way jensen ackles is straight. i hear you, ‘how do you know that he’s bi? that’s invasive and creepy’ but may i counter that point by saying how do you know he’s straight???? why is the default for everyone heterosexual? that’s a toxic mentality to have; ‘oh you don’t know for sure so just treat him like he’s 100% straight just in case’ like....what? heteronormativity drives me wild i’m sorry

and also, um, just to, um, prove my point that this man is decidedly not straight™(i really don’t want to do this but like it has to be said) we KNOW he’s not straight because his d*ck has spoken for itself around misha, like, four times. I HATE SAYING IT!!!!!!! but, um, straight men don’t get aroused by men. ...do i really need to explain myself further???? that’s what i thought(and don’t give me the ‘it could have been for unrelated reasons’ or ‘that wasn’t a boner!’ crap because um good lord yes it was and misha caused every single one so no it wasn’t a coincidence i’m gonna move on before i collapse into myself like a dying star)

anyway, on to the topic at hand which is jensen and his performative masculinity. and it’s a juicy one.

after the unconscious amount of hours i’ve put into watching and subconsciously judging jackles, i have come to the conclusion that like, 90% of how he presents himself and talks and even moves is an act. it’s a facade. it’s a shield. he is not that person. it actually seems exhausting, because he tries to compose himself in this macho, manly, confident and effortlessly cool way, but he’s not that person he desperately wishes he was and wants to be perceived as. he’s on guard every second, even the slightest tilt of his head is like, pre-meditated in some way? if i’m going FULL body language analyst mode, i’ve noticed he has a certain posture he always shifts himself into, and it’s very ‘pursed lips, stoic faced, gruff voiced, square-shoulder, broad and manly’ but, not to be rude jensen, it kind of reads as a little kid imitating the adults he thinks are cool? oof i am going IN huh(it’s out of love though i promise)

he is trying to be this person at every second:

because that��s who he wishes he was, because that’s how he gets validation from the people around him that he looks up to; straight white guys. but to me, who he presents himself to be at conventions is just as much of a performance as this whole eye of the tiger bit is.

oh i should mention i know his body language isn’t naturally like that because how he naturally carries himself is actually pretty flamboyant? like he seriously must be toning himself down HARD

examples:

there’s no tension in his body here as opposed to the eye of the tiger gif. i’d describe it as...generally loose and free? he’s at ease when he moves like that and you can see it.

oh and dude!!! DUDE!!!! how could i not mention the fucking SPECTACLE that is his voice??? jensen. i watched season one. i know where your voice naturally sits. THAT IS NOT WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE. and there have been so many accounts of fans visiting jensen in his trailer and being surprised that his real voice is two octaves higher. again, his performance of masculinity is all encompassing. he can’t even talk normally because, in his mind, that’s a chink in his armour.

and, like you said, anon, this whole smokes-and-mirrors gong show of ‘i am the cool texan man’ is inherently queer. who are you trying to impress??? guys??? that’s pretty gay dude.(btw: gay[honorary])

i feel like i’ve already read this man for filth but i have to keep going bc i have so much to say

ok next thing i’m gonna talk about is how jensen says one thing but everything else about him tells us the exact opposite. another HUGE element of performative masculinity, ONE THAT DEAN WINCHESTER IS A MASTER OF. have i mentioned how dean and jensen are like mirrors of each other when it comes to their sexuality and queer identity??? because it is fascinating how everything i say about jensen also directly applies to dean.

allow me to introduce the grumpy face™. as in, the face he glues on when he’s enjoying doing something but doesn’t want to let anyone know it. and it’s ALWAYS when he’s doing something that could be seen as unmanly in any way. (and when i say manly i mean the ‘ideal’ version of manhood that doesn’t really exist but that jensen seems to be striving for[and dean too])

prime example is this video he did with daneel. the grumpy face™ doesn’t budge the whole time as he’s like,,,,playing an instrument and acting like he doesn’t want to bc i guess that’s too girly??? but i also find this video fascinating because the joke IN it is kind of that they’re both poking fun at him for being so insecure about playing a freaking flute. because, i mean, he gets into it, but he wants you to think he is not.

also this picture.

what is this. i hate them. jensen is smushing himself into misha’s forehead but noooo his face is telling us ‘i hate this’ because CLEARLY he does. also misha’s so happy ew gross

he does that face in photo ops with misha ALL THE TIME but how many times has he also literally asked the con goers if he can also have those photos on his phone too? because of course he actually loves touching misha and is actually a sentimental fool but he tries so hard to hide it and fails so spectacularly.

oh and this. and of COURSE this. actually let’s talk about the hitch kiss for a hot minute because it’s a perfect example of exactly what i’m talking about

(he is so transparent guys. he tries so hard but he’s so obvious.)

1. misha was never supposed to be onstage with him. so it’s a boldface LIE and OBVIOUS PLOY TO GET MISHA TO KISS HIM when he says ‘they’d like us to make out now’. but of course the way he says it is ‘oh my god can you believe what these crazy panel people are making us do haha but i mean what they say goes amirite’. same energy as ‘oh my god did you just dare us to kiss rn???’ ‘....no i didn’t’ ‘oh my god i can’t believe you’d ask that haha but i can’t say no to a dare lol’ it’s the SAME THING

2. the fact that he was in the worst mood before misha came onstage and FAKE KISSING HIM made him feel...SO?? much better? like not just a little better a lot better like, again, that says a lot, because if they weren’t dating he would not be in a better mood if misha kissed his cheek unprompted. bc that cheek kiss wasn’t a joke it was a genuine sign of affection and AHHHH

3. after the kiss happens. you know, the one that jensen actively leans into and is smiling like an idiot the whole time through and is quite clearly having the time of his life during....he says ‘well, that was uncomfortable’. .......my guy. um. i don’t know how to tell you that i do in fact have eyes and you are NOT pulling the fast one you think you are

like i’m so sorry jensen but i have you pegged. it’s literally no use.

god there’s so many instances of him doing this with misha specifically. the whole ‘ew gross lol’ but then everything about him tells us the exact opposite. like this(i hate this. how dare he say ‘he has though, hasn’t he?’ LIKE THAT?????)

so yeah my point with that is he really wants us to think he is one thing when he is the antithesis of what he’s trying to be. he really likes those things that he talks down about, and everything he’s loudly projecting is all to hide how he really feels. he went to a gay bar with daneel, for crying out loud. he wants to play a role in drag. he’s queer and he likes it. pov: you’re jensen ackles train of thought: ‘ok so i really like this thing that people might make fun of me for or call me gay for liking so if i just say ‘lol as if’ and make a grossed-out face they will be FOOLED. i am a genius. hey misha wanna blow on my ear lol i meAN GROSS EW’

i have two more things i want to talk about when it comes to this topic so PLEASE bear with me anon this is why you took so long to answer clearly lmao

ok so we’re now going to go over my favorite hot take of all time. which is ‘how do we know dean’s performing masculinity? because sam isn’t.’ only replace dean with jensen and sam with jared and oh my god do we ever have a case

jared is as STRAIGHT as they come. he is secure in that knowledge. and that’s why he is perfectly comfortable treating misha like this:

and not try to scream ‘i am not enjoying doing this!!!!!!’ at us. because he doesn’t care what we think of his sexuality like jensen does(because he has nothing to hide whereas jensen DOES)

something i found the other day that no one has brought up but i SCREAMED upon finding it is this one clip THAT I CAN’T FIND OH GOD but i promise i’m not making it up. i can’t believe i can’t find it guys it is gold. i need need NEED to talk about it. and if anyone knows what i’m referencing and can apply links in any way i will love you forever but here’s what happens off the top of my head:

ok so i’m a bit too braindead to explain it perfectly but um basically it’s a j2 panel and someone brings up magic mike and i think jared says ‘yeah i didn’t watch it’ and then jensen says ‘all the way through’. stupid joke. whatever. the joke is that jared is gay for watching magic mike.

and then i literally kid you not. jared gets this like ‘jesus christ ok dude? lol’ look on his face and then goes ‘projecting much, mr. ackles?’ and jensen gets a guilty look on his face and walks away. and jared did not say it as a joke. he was being dead pan and earnest. and jensen knew it too, he knew he was projecting. i wish i could show you guys the clip i promise if i ever find it i’ll link it but IS THAT NOT SO DAMNING FOR JENSEN????? like come ON. also proves my point that when you compare how they feel about watching magic mike. jared doesn’t care bc watching it just doesn’t interest him, but he also thinks that just watching it in itself doesn’t make you gay. jensen however.......has a different mindset, clearly.

‘projecting much, mr. ackles?’ is actually a great title for my next and FINAL section(we’re almost there folks) which is how jensen projects his insecurites about his own sexuality and relationship with misha onto misha.

i hope by now we’ve all seen this video of jensen impersonating cas. it is a blatant microaggression on his part. and like obviously homophobic. it’s like in his mind if he makes fun of them for being gay it makes them both less gay somehow??? it’s self-deprecation in a way??? let’s just tell it like it is: that impression was just jensen’s overt internalized homophobia rearing it’s ugly head. he does it a LOT too when it comes to misha.

i mean:

and that whole mess where he’s making fun of misha for being a bottom in their panel in 2016? ‘so you’re saying, like with football terms, there’s a handler and there’s a receiver heheheehe’ jensen you’re not exempt from being gay just because you know football terms lmao

oh and his OTHER impression of misha where he mocks him for...bicycling...because it’s not a manly enough sport??? jensen NO ONE else has ever thought this hard in their lives about what constitutes as masculine enough to be a sport before. that’s all you bud. we don’t find those jokes nearly as funny as you do. you are reaching, sir

the good news is that misha thinks it’s hilarious and knows it’s projecting on jensen’s part and will tease him endlessly for it. many stories come to mind, like that one photo op story where they’re literally dressed in rainbow banners and pride stickers but when misha goes to hold his hand jensen said something like ‘no way’ and then misha stepped back, put his hands on his hips and went ‘that’s the part that’s too gay for you???’ and jensen LOST it

or when that whole underwear thing happened(messy messY MESSY BTW) and then a fan asked a question about what dean and cas would do in rome and misha just said ‘when in rome’ and jensen makes a face like ‘are you serious’ and then misha says ‘you can’t look at me like that anymore, because of what you did!!!!!!’

OH and that whole story about when misha suggested they put jensen in the closet for that cat video....yeah um

and then when jensen was asked to do bisexual finger guns for a photo op and the con goer said ‘he looks bisexual here’ and misha literally said ‘oh he definitely looks bisexual here. i would say he’s actually closer to the gay side of the spectrum’ so..um...make with that as you will

OH MY GOD i’m finally done. wow. WOW. that was a lot. i hope i’ve blown your minds. ty anon i really wanted to talk about this and i hope you’re happy with the outcome!!!!!!

[f33itan]

🎮👾Aʀᴄᴀᴅɪɴɢ Iɴᴛʀᴏᴠᴇʀᴛs👾🎮 (From my Wattpad)

FYI: F/N in this oneshot means "Friend's Name". I don't wanna choose the name because 1. that's restricting names of whoever you want, and 2. Im to lazy to come up with names every time. LOL- (Also, sorry if I kind of switch from 1st person, 2nd person and 3rd person randomly.)

Feitan POV:

"Hey Feitan! Go change, we're gonna go find an arcade!" Phinks yelled from the doorway.

"Shut up, you're, too, loud."

"Whatever, just change, we're leaving soon!!" Tch, that dude so annoying. Why cant I just read in peace? Finally found a good book, yet he just had to ruin it. Damn it. No point in fighting, him and Shal gonna drag me to arcade whether I change or not. 

A/N: Imagine him in something like that hehehe, or whatever outfit you want him to wear if you don't like that one. :)

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Your POV:

"We're finally getting a break, but if you keep taking your sweet time, were gonna be back in class before you can say, Y/N's a slowpoke!" F/N yelled in your face.

"Maybe if you get out of my face, I would go faster!" Even though you guys nagged each other 24/7, you guys were still the closest friends. You had known F/N since 4th grade, when you guys were partners for an animal project. At the time, you both loved lizards, so you both were excited to work with one another. Next thing you know, its college, and you guys both get into your dream school. (Insert college name) had been your goal for years, but its quite a lot of work. This was your first week long break, and you weren't trying to waste it on getting ready to go to an arcade. After you were finished with everything, you and F/N got into their car and drove to the arcade. They were blasting (Insert song name) and singing along, so you decided to record them.

"This will be funny to look back at later!"

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After about 20 minutes, F/N parked and you both exited the vehicle. They stretched as if they've been in the car for hours, and you thought they were kind of exaggerating.

"Y/N, what if we find you a boyfri-"

"NONONONO I LIKE BEING ALONE NONO BOYFRIENDS NOO!"

"You and your social anxiety need to get out more!" You gave them a little "hmph" before heading inside. You guys played a couple dancing games, 2 player games, a 4D scary game, and some simple joystick games. After a while, you both decided to order some food at a bar, and sat down for a little break.

"What would you two like to drink today?"

(You) "Can I get a -insert drink- and a -insert food/snack- please?"

(F/N) "I'll have an orange juice with a cheeseburger!"

"I'll have your meals out shortly."

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Feitan POV:

"Hey, look over there! Those people look nice! Maybe we should go talk to them!" Shalnark said. Man, socializing? No thanks. Just wanna get back to that damn book. Well, guess arcade has been kind of fun. I guess...

"FEITAN!!! EARTH TO FEI FEI!!!"

"Phinks, don't call me that."

"Whatever, come on let's go!" Why the heck they dragging me? Wait, why we heading to the people over there-

(You) "Uh, hello?"

"Hey! I'm Shalnark, and these are my friends Phinks and Feitan. We were wondering if you guys wanted to go play some arcade games with us!" Stupid Shalnark, being all friendly. Extrovert girl took fat bite out her burger and gave us a muffled "Sure, once were done eating."

Ew, messy. Guess their friends kind of cute though.. wait, WHAT?

-Small timeskip- also back to your POV :

After eating, you, F/N and the trio went off towards the multiplayer things, and you all decided to find some 4 player games. Each time somebody had to sit out, it would be one of the guys. Feitan always volunteered, but Shalnark made them all decide by flipping a coin. You and everybody else were starting to warm up to each other, when Phinks and F/N had an idea. While a 3 player game started, they both snuck off into a corner and devised a plan on how to get you and feitan to interact. Turns out both of you were quite introverted, and they both wanted you two to put yourselves out there and find a partner. After deciding on what to do, they went back to Shal, Fei, and you. You thought they were acting a bit suspicious, but you just shrugged it off.

"Hey Shal, F/N, lets go do something!" Before Feitan could join, reject, or even realize what was going on, Phinks was already dragging F/N and Shalnark in some random direction. Y/N and Feitan just stood there in silence.

"So uh, whhaaattss your favorite... game here?" Feitan just stood silent, staring at you. But, for some odd reason, the silence was comforting, and your thoughts eventually drifted off into the clouds... so much so that you didn't even notice him grab your hand and start pulling you throughout the arcade. Your body just continued moving though, and you didn't bother to question him. After about a minute of walking, you ended up in front of a little fishing game. (Imagine that game where there's that spinning knob thingy and you have to reel in fish with it)

"Wow, wouldn't expect the emo boy to like little kid games like this!" You laughed and gave him a playful shove, which he returned with a silly eye roll.

"Shut it shortie."

"WHAT? YOUR THE SHORT-" You froze. He moved swiftly behind you, lightly pressing his body against yours. He grabbed your hands and put them on the game joysticks.

"Stop, wasting time. Let's, just play, the game." Both of you were blushing, and you continued playing games and making silly jokes for a good hour or so. Little did you know, that Phinks, Shalnark, and F/N got so many videos and pictures of you two...

EXTRA: PHANTOM TROUPE GROUP CHAT ; ABOUT 1 WEEK SINCE ARCADE

Phinks: Hey guys, you won't believe what I have to show you.

Shalnark: Ahem, WE, and I have some too...

Shizuku: What? What's going on?

Pakunoda: Hm?

Hisoka: Oh, do tell~

Phinks: Feitan, you're here right?

                                                                                                        I don't trust you guys..

Phinks: You shouldn't

Machi: Are you guys going to show us or not? You got me curious.

Chrollo: Well, no point in making us wait. Please inform us with your "tea"                                               or whatever it is people say now a days.

Shalnark: Alright, prepare to get your minds blown!

~Phinks and Shalnark send all of the best photos and videos they got, and after a couple minutes of the troupe going through every single one, they started talking again~

Pakunoda: Wow, I didn't expect you to be the caring type Feitan!

Shizuku: I think they're cute together! (ᗒ◡ᗕ) ♡︎

Hisoka: Aw, shes so pretty, might just have to make her mine~

                                      Chrollo kicked Hisoka from the chat

Chrollo: I'm so happy, Fei has finally found a girl 😊

Phinks/Shalnark: When's the wedding?

                                                                                                      I'm giving you to count of 3.  

                                                  I'm gonna torture and kill both of you. Skin you alive.    

Shalnark: I have her number!                        

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Word count (including author notes, etc:) 1244

Wrote January 20, 2021

[hockeybabestars]

3,14,15 with whoever you want write for. Honestly those prompts are so cute I want to read all of them

i did 14 with quinn hughes cause i can picture him tryna walk away lol, hope yall enjoy!

“I knew it was too good to be true.” Jake said with a shit eating grin, plopping down on the bar stool next to me.

“You ain’t kiddin’.” He laughed at the annoyed look on my face at my surroundings and the horrible southernism I mumbled.

He leaned sideways so I could hear him better over the loud music at the bar, “When I saw you I thought- Huggy really did it. How did he get you to come. I swear, I never see you at these things.”

“Let’s just say he really knows how to bribe a gal.” I thanked the bartender as he set my drink down and hoped Jake would drop it at that. But apparently my response piqued his interest.

He flashed his teeth a bit as that stupid smirk overcame his features. “You know you would be kinda cute if you didn’t wear a shit eating grin all the damn time.” I shot.

“Ooh you think I’m cute. Don’t tell Huggy.” He chuckled.

“Wipe that stupid smirk off your face Jake.” I teased, shoving him just enough for him to lean back.

He raised his hands up in defense before asking, “What did he bribe you with I gotta know.”

“Still on that huh?” I swirled my straw around in my drink and looked over my shoulder to see if I could find my best friend in the sea of drunk people. I took a sip, more like a gulp and turned back to an expectant Jake.

“He told me he would get me front row tickets to my favorite band if I came out tonight. And that he would make sure I had a good time.” I blushed, feeling stupid for agreeing to those terms, especially when I hadn’t even seen him all night. If I was going to do this whole ‘go out’ thing, I needed some support. Especially when I was absolute shit at talking to people and making new friends. The friends I did have were because they initiated. I’m fine once I’m introduced to people, hell I can talk up a storm. But breaking the ice? Well, that is unfortunately my achilles heel.

“Why do you look like that?” I deadpanned. He was almost laughing and it made me feel even more stupid. “What?”

“Huggy has it bad for you.”

My eyes widened at that and I could feel my cheeks warming, “What?”

“Dude’s an idiot, but he’s probably scared. Hold on-” He got up and started making his way to the crowd and I panicked.

“Jake what-”

“One sec (Y/N)!” He called.

I let out a frustrated groan and took another sip of my drink. I’m lowkey a little mad at Quinn for ditching me right now, but slightly confused as to what Jake had mentioned and it had my heart racing.

A few moments later Jake came stalking my way again with that dumb smirk back on his face that made me roll my eyes. But he had a certain brunette in tow. “Ew. Get away from me.” Quinn looked conflicted and started to back away before I grabbed his arm to stop him, “No- not you. You stay.” Quinn’s eyes widened at that but he stayed put.

Jake waggled his eyebrows and I shot him the bird as he backed off but I also sent him a grateful smile, “See ya later.”

Quinn looked between me and where Jake had just walked off to, and raised a brow, “Am I missing something here?”

“He was just keeping me company. I couldn’t find you earlier so I just came to the bar.” I huffed, turning into my drink and crossing my arms over my chest, kind of hugging myself.

“(Y/N), I’m sorry, I got dragged away by some fan and she wouldn’t let me leave. Jake literally dragged me away from her. I wanted to hangout with you… I still do.” He rambled on in an apologetic tone.

It made me feel slightly better, but the pang that went off in my chest was unusual and alarming. He grabbed my hand then, and pulled me up to face him, rubbing the pads of his thumbs over my knuckles. I breathed out a sigh, and hugged him, wrapping my arms around his lower back but still rolling my eyes in annoyance. “It’s okay, I should’ve just held your hand or something so I wouldn’t have gotten lost when we walked in.”

“I should’ve kept you at arms length, I’m sorry you haven’t had fun.” He frowned when I pulled back. I gave him a small smile, laughing at my encounter with Jake, “No worries, I think Jake helped with that, but we can still have fun… together.” My gaze locked with Quinn’s and I could feel his grip tighten a little around my waist.

“Yeah?” He asked.

“Of course. C’mon, I wanna dance with you.” I led him out to the dance floor and he spun me around to the beat of the music and jokingly dipped me. But when he pulled me back up, I was so close to him. Our breathing matched each other, both a little ragged, and maybe it was a rash decision but I pressed my lips to his.

He didn’t react, so I pulled back and flicked my worried gaze up to meet his. He had a puzzled expression on his face as he gruffly asked, “What was that for?”

I blushed sheepishly, “No matter what happens we always figure things out. I just wanted to see if we could figure that part out too.”

And then he was kissing me again, pulling me flush against his body, lips glazing over mine in a gentle hunger before he pulled back, nudging his nose against mine. “Yeah I think we can figure that part out too.” He smiled.

I pecked his lips, clasping my arms around his neck as I joked, “Glad you decided to follow through on showing me a good time. For a second there I thought I was gonna have to converse with Tuna all night.”

[myglogic]

Two Sides (Mark Tuan x Reader)

Pairing: Mark Tuan x Reader

Genre: Fluff, Angst (a lil bit lol), university AU

Summary: After breaking up with your boyfriend and his fling Lee Hana you try to come up with a plan to embarrass both of them. But then Mark Tuan happened and it didn’t work out how you planned it.

Mark didn’t realize that he was staring until Jackson pointed it out. There she was. Beautiful, long brown hair and a smile that outshone everything. Lee Hana was the perfect girl. For Mark Tuan at least. He was sure that she was his soulmate and that they would be together one day. Even while sitting in the library and reading a book she was the prettiest girl.

That is if Mark has the courage to ask her out. He was very shy in contrast to his best friend Jackson Wang, who was a very loud guy and who did not shy away to talk to other people, especially girls. Why was Hana so different from the other girls though? Mark did not know. He only knew that she was the prettiest girl on campus. Hana was studying music as her major and was really talented whereas Mark studied computer science. Was he considered a nerd then? Well, Hana was nice to everyone.

“Dude, you are totally staring at her. Stop doing that, ew.”, Jackson said and rolled his eyes. “Why don’t you just talk to her?”

Mark’s eyes widened. “Are you crazy, Jackson? What if she rejects me? I would be humiliated!”

“Pussy.”, he said and smirked.

Mark punched his arm. “At least I don’t fuck every girl on campus.”

“Is that a bad thing?”, Jackson asks him as he puts his books in his bag.

“I don’t even know what kind of STD’s you already caught.”, Mark said and laughed.

“I am always using protection, bitch!”, Jackson smiled triumphantly.

As you walked into the library your head was aching. Drinking the night before was not helping at all. In fact, it was the cause of your headache. Why did you drink you might ask? Well, your amazing boyfriend decided to cheat on you. With Lee Hana, “the perfect girl”. The girl everyone liked. Except you now. So what did that mean now? You, of course, broke up with Taeyong, your ex, but you also wanted to rip Lee Hana’s hair off.

She knew you were dating and you thought that you and Taeyong were happy. He told you that you never had time for him because you were studying all the time and never wanted to go out. You were the type to stay at home watching some movies with your boyfriend. But Taeyong apparently got bored of that.

Right after entering the library you saw Lee Hana. In your head, you walked up to her and beat her up. In reality, you just stood there, giving her your best glare. Even though she didn’t seem to notice you, you still were happy with your glare.

You went to sit at Mark Tuan’s and Jackson Wang’s table and took your books out. You gave them a nod and tried to have a look at your statistics book. You didn’t know the two boys that well but they did go to the library a lot. That’s how you knew them, well, barely. You, of course, noticed their good look. Especially Mark was a nice sight while studying.

“I’m leaving now, Markie. But I bet you won’t ask Hana out.”, Jackson said and walked out of the library.

The name Hana made you sick to your bones. You didn’t want to hear anything about that bitch. At all. You now glared at Mark too, with no bad intention, but you just really hated Hana.

Unlike Hana, Mark noticed you glare and look at you with a confused expression. “Did I do something?”

“Oh, no, of course not. But if you want to keep breathing, do not mention Hana while I’m here, okay?”, you gave him your best fake smile and started working on your studies.

“Uh… Why? Everyone likes her. Why don’t you?”, he asked, his curiosity taking the best out of him.

“She’s evil. That’s why.”, you said, clearly annoyed. “She’s also a bitch. So, if I can give you one piece of advice, stay away from her.”

Mark couldn’t concentrate anymore. He did consider asking Hana out for real but he did not understand why you said that. “Did she do something to you?”, he looked over at Hana, noticing that she was looking at you with a smirk and then back at her book.

You sighed. ���I don’t think that you want to listen to my problems, to be honest.”

“Well not exactly yourproblems but I am interested in Hana, so you have my interest!”, he said. What a jerk.

“Wow, you’re such a gentleman!”, you rolled your eyes. “I’m leaving. I can’t study here.”, you got up and put your stuff away walked out of the library.

Behind you, you heard someone running and panting. “Y/N wait!”, Mark said and grabbed your wrist. “Let me walk you home and you tell me about Hana, okay?”

“Why should I tell you about Hana, Mark?”, you sighed and shook his hands off. You started walking alongside Mark.

“It’s a win-win situation, Y/N! Think about. You can say anything you want about Hana and I will listen to you. I also will know what’s wrong with her and maybe I will not ask her out then. You help me, I help you. It’s easy.”, he said, making a valid point.

You didn’t really talk to anyone about Taeyong and Hana. Not even your best friend because she had her own relationship problems. You really didn’t want to bother her. “Okay. Whatever. Well, you know my boy- I mean my ex-boyfriend Taeyong, right?”, you started.

“Yeah, of course. So.. ex-boyfriend?”, he asked you.

“Yes. Because of Lee Hana. I caught them making out. Basically, he was cheating on me with Hana the whole time. That’s why I hate her and Taeyong. I wasted my time with him.”, you sighed, trying not to cry in front of Mark.

Mark didn’t know what to do. He didn’t expect that to be the reason why you hated Hana. There were two sides to Lee Hana apparently but he didn’t want to jump conclusions. The girl he liked for so long couldn’t have that ugly personality behind that beautiful face. Maybe he just didn’t want to believe it. You had started crying a little, not too loudly. Mark was miserable when it came to girls. He didn’t know how he should comfort a crying girl.

He decided to awkwardly pat her back. “Taeyong didn’t deserve you. See it as an experience that you learn from.”, he said and looked at you. He now noticed the dark bags under your eyes and your disheveled hair. You looked like a mess and you were trying to hide it unsuccessfully.

“Yeah, but why Hana out of all people? I knew she didn’t like me for some reason. She always made some shitty snide remarks when she hung out with our group. I didn’t expect it to be because she was after my boyfriend.” You sighed and wiped your tears away. “She puts on a mask in front of everyone and acts like an angel when in reality she’s the devil in person.”, you said in rage. “I want to get back at her. Not only for stealing my boyfriend. She should learn to not mess with me.”, you walked to the bus station and sat down.

Mark’s eyes widened. Not because of what you said about Hana. It was because you didn’t let someone like Hana put you down. He thought that you were kind of hot with that confident expression on your face. He quickly shook off that thought and sat down next to you. “Hey, calm down. She’s just jealous because you are smart. You do look intimidating sometimes. Don’t do anything rash okay, this is the post break up depression.”

“Sounds like something you went through?”, you asked him.

He sighed. “Yeah. I really don’t want to talk about it but I was so mad that I went to her house and almost beat up her new boyfriend. Jackson was there to stop me but now that I think of it, I would always prefer to take the high road and just let it be.”, Mark said and gave you a small smile.

“You’re only saying that because you don’t want me to beat up your crush.” “No!” Well. Maybe yes. “But I just want to give you some advice. A breakup can be tough”, Mark said and looked at you.

You stood up. “My bus is coming. I will think about what you said, thank you for listening, Mark.”, you told him and got on the bus that just stopped in front of you.

What Mark didn’t know was that you were planning something to make sure that Hana would learn her lesson. You also knew that Mark was right about taking the high road. You didn’t want to stoop down to her level but sometimes you couldn’t stop yourself. After arriving in your dorm you started deleting pictures of you and Taeyong off of your laptop. You don’t know why but you felt a sudden wave of relief after deleting the pictures.

Maybe it was because you weren’t happy in a long time with him. Maybe he just didn’t care about you for a while but you never noticed. Whatever it was, you felt like breaking up was the best thing you could do in a situation like this. Cheating is unforgivable but now that you’re thinking about it, you know that your relationship was not like it was in the beginning. Full of love and admiration for Taeyong. Sometimes you missed those days where you would only cuddle with him and spend the night watching silly movies and eating junk food.

After thinking about it for a while you came to the conclusion that you weren’t necessarily missing your ex but you didn’t want to be lonely. You wanted to feel the excitement of being in love again, kissing and cuddling. You knew that Taeyong was not the right fit for you. You decided to take a deep breath and think rationally.

Well, what do after a horrible break-up? Make Lee Hana regret what she has done. You didn’t know how to that yet but you were going to find a way.

A few days later you met Mark again in the library. Mark didn’t know how to talk to you. He didn’t know how you felt or if you were even ready to talk about Hana again. Mark did think about Hana too. He wanted to see if Hana really did know that Taeyong was in a relationship. Perhaps all of this was a misunderstanding? Mark didn’t know why he thought that.

“Hey Y/N! So… what have you been up to?”, he asked awkwardly.

You stared at him. “Nothing… Hey, are you going to that party next week?”

“Oh, Jinyoung’s party? Yeah, I will. Will you go?”, Mark responded.

You smirked. “Of course! Why don’t we go together? I don’t know a lot of people there, you might help me a little bit if that’s alright?”

“Help you with what?”, he asked you with a confused expression on his face.

“Oh, you know… getting to know people and stuff like that.”, you said and smiled at him sweetly. Something was not right. But Mark didn’t want to accuse you of anything. A party might be the best way to forget about your break-up for once.

“Okay, sure. I’ll text you?”

Texting became a frequent thing and you noticed that you and Mark had a lot in common. You both were little nerds and loved superhero movies. You noticed small things like how his face flushes when you call him cute or how he is bouncing his leg up and down when he’s nervous. You spend nearly every day together until the party. Jackson even made fun of you that you were basically married now even though it was just a week. But you felt comfortable with Mark and it was a nice feeling.

The party arrived quickly and so did Mark in front of your dorm room. He knocked three times and waited patiently. Why did it take you so long?

After you opened the door, Mark’s jaw dropped slightly. You looked… beautiful. Wearing a black dress and make-up you looked totally different from the girl he saw a few days ago. “Uh…”, Mark didn’t know what to say.

“I know… It’s just a stupid party and maybe a little too much but I just wanted to distract myself, I really don’t know.”, you said, a little self-conscious.

“No, you look really nice! I bet Taeyong will regret everything after seeing you like this!”

You smiled a little. “I mean he shouldn’t regret breaking up with me just because I put in more effort on looking decent but I get your point.”

Mark internally facepalmed himself. Why would he say such a thing? “Okay, why don’t we just go now?”

You nodded and looped your arm around his arm. “Okay.”

Mark didn’t know what was happening. Sure, you knew her and you talked a few times but why was she close today? He blamed it on the break-up but it can’t be only that, right? To be honest it didn’t feel bad. To walk with you side by side. You talked and got along a lot. Mark was a quiet type but when he talked he exactly knew what to say. You appreciated his advice.

After arriving at the party, you separated. Mark told you that he would get drinks for the two of you. It was a house party, basically a huge mansion owned by Park Jinyoung’s family. Before entering the kitchen to get drinks, Mark saw Hana with a few of her friends. He stopped in tracks and admired Hana’s nice smile, even though your smile was really nice too. Wait, why was he thinking this?

“Really, Hana? You’re dating Taeyong now?”, Hana’s friend asked curiously with a smirk on her face.

“I wouldn’t say dating… It was just a few times but that’s all. He literally left Y/N to be with me, isn’t that funny?”, Hana laughed out loudly. “Guys are so desperate sometimes!”

“Wait, you made them break-up and you do not want to date him?”, another girl asked Hana.

“Nah, he’s not really my type…”, Hana said in a bored tone.

“I call dibs on Taeyong!”, Hana’s friend said and laughed with her.

Mark was perplexed. He never heard Hana talk that way. She slept with Taeyong on purpose just because she felt like it? That made no sense to Mark.

“You know who’s cute?”, Hana began. “Mark Tuan is. He’s so shy to talk to me! I noticed it, maybe he’s my new boyfriend!”, she said and her friends started giggling like crazy.

Now he really didn’t know what to do or say. The girl he had a crush on for so long just said that he was cute. But why wasn’t he happy about it? Mark knew. He knew that it was because of her disgusting character. He never wanted to admit it. He wanted it to be a misunderstanding and that Hana was innocent. But now he couldn’t think that anymore.

While Mark was gone, you sat in a corner and watched everyone. You even saw Taeyong but you quickly hid somewhere. Your plan by coming to this party was to embarrass Hana and Taeyong. Now that you’re here, you couldn’t bring yourself to do it. Even though both of them were horrible human beings, you were better than that. You felt very uncomfortable at the party and got up to leave. But before you could leave, Taeyong stood in front of you.

“Y/N… Why are you here?”, Taeyong said, his eyes showing an emotion that you can’t quite decipher.

“I was invited. Can’t I go to a party without you breathing down my neck?”, you snapped. It hurt to see him. Even though you decided that the break-up was for the best, you still couldn’t just forget him.

“Sorry for asking. I just wanted to know how you are doing…”, he told you, guilt dripping from his voice.

“How do you think I’m doing, huh?”, you said angrily, trying not to cry.

“Look, maybe we should talk. I think I made a mistake.”, he said with urgency in his voice.

“Oh, you think?”, you said sarcastically. Just before Taeyong could reply Mark came back to you without any drinks in his hands. “Y/N, let’s leave, okay?”, he said and glared at Taeyong.

You looked at him with a confused expression. “Okay.”, you nodded.

Taeyong was angry now. “I made a mistake, okay? So what? I slept with Hana because I thought that I might be with her but I know now that I love you! We should be together, Y/N! Why would you leave with that loser?”, he shouted at you, attracting the attention of everyone.

Hana looked furious. Looks like her reputation as an angel was over.

You know now that you didn’t have to embarrass them yourself. They did it themselves. Both, Taeyong and Hana, were pathetic in your eyes. “Mark’s twice the man than you’ll ever be. You and Hana deserve each other.”, you just said and grabbed Mark’s hand to leave the party.

After walking for a while, Mark broke the silence. “I expected you to plan something bad, you know? You seemed very determined to embarrass Hana.”

“I think she embarrassed herself enough on that party, don’t you think? I also started thinking about the things you said to me.”, you stopped and looked at him. “You were right. I didn’t have to do anything. I am better than that. With my anger I didn’t know what do to, I was so lost. But you brought me back to reality. Thank you. I really can’t thank you enough.”, you smiled at him. You felt relieved. As if a huge burden was now lifted off you.

Mark’s heart started beating faster. You listened to him and thought about his words. It made him appreciate you more. “You know, I heard Hana saying that she slept with Taeyong on purpose. Was there any bad blood before all of this?”

“I guess it goes way back in time. Since we were teenagers. I don’t know why but she disliked me the moment she met me. Everything I did was a challenge for her. Maybe my boyfriend was, too, a challenge.”, you said and sighed.

“I get it.”, Mark told you. “You know what else I heard her say? She said that she thought that I was cute. That I might be her next boyfriend.”, he said in a calm voice. Why was he telling you this now?

“Oh.”, you knew you sounded kind of disappointed. “Isn’t this what you wanted?”

Mark smiled at you knowingly. “You don’t sound happy about that?”

“Huh? I don’t care. Do whatever you want to do.”, you said in a rushed voice.

He stepped closer to you. “Really? You don’t care?”, he smiled at you. “Come on, y/n. Why would I date someone so… evil? Like you said.”, he laughed and so did you.

“Well, that’s great then.”, you said with evident relief in your voice. “Why don’t we continue walking then?”, you started walking but you quickly noticed that Mark didn’t move. “Mark?”

Before you knew it, Mark walked up to and grabbed your face. “Please let me do this…” before you could say anything, he pressed his lips on yours. It felt like time stopped. Your heartbeat out of your chest. You didn’t feel this spark for a long time. Recovering from the shock, you started kissing him back.

He pushed you against the lamppost that was right next to you and kept kissing you. It felt right and you never wanted to stop. Mark stopped kissing you and put his forehead on yours. “I’m not the bold guy to such moves, you know that… but with you, it felt right. I think I know why Hana would do all of this to you. You are amazing, caring and the coolest person I know. She was jealous of you. And now she has another reason to be jealous.”, he said and smiled at you.

“And what would that be?”, you said, giddily.

“You have me now. But you know what? I will stay with you.”, he said.

Your heart fluttered as you wrapped your arms around Mark’s waist. “I hope so.”, you whispered and closed your eyes. You could hear his fast heartbeat and you knew that your heart was beating as fast as his.

Seeing Hana’s ugly side made Mark realize what was in front of him the whole time. He was, no matter how weird it sounds, a little thankful for Hana showing her ugly side to the world. Otherwise, he would have never done this. Everything fell into place even if this wasn’t Mark’s or your plan. Suddenly you were grateful for everything that has happened because with this experience you really got to know Mark.

♥♥♥

Hey guys! I am alive wow. Last year was very stressful for me. I hope that I can be a little be active from now on. ♥

[pearlchu]

Answer all “NSFW ASKS”

1:When did you lose your virginity?

I was 18, it was awkward and weird and blegh

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

Rough but I love both tbh

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

A lot. BDSM, toys (vibrators, dildos, straps, etc), anal, knife play, any power play or power dynamic driven thing, impact play, choking, slapping, etc etc

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

A haunted hotel

5: Favourite sex position?

Doggy, missionary, or prone-bone

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

I’m 100% a submissive

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

Nope

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

All of the above?

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Nearly, mostly foreplay

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Ew yea

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

Pink lace with white stripes and a little bow on top

12: How often do you have sex?

If I could choose, every day, but rn not at all

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

Mhmmm ~

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Either one

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

They were giving me bad head and they hit a spot wrong so I slapped their cheek on ACCIDENT. IT WAS AN ACCIDENT. My body just reacted that way.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

I’m up for suggestions for this one

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf6cR6Nve70

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

Sometimes. I like to wear lingerie or whatever my partner was into

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

Bath, I’m afraid of slipping in the shower lmfao

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

M...my girlfriend <3

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

Nope and I’m a really jealous person like holy shit. If it were to happen there’d have to be some rules and they’d HAVE to be followed. I would be lying if I had said I hadn’t had fantasies about being spit roasted between two girls lmfao

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

I do

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

Yeppers

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

No

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

I need a huge glass of water and some snackies

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

Orders

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

Both

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

None

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

Their hands. I also love shoulders

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

A bad dragon dildo lmfao

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

My feet, that’s all I wanna say

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

I have and it wasn’t too bad ~

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

No, unless you both consented to not using it

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

Chocolate

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

At work cause I can’t do SHIT all

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

Oh god so much. When they’re silent I feel like they don’t enjoy it.

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

None

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

They said I had a pretty vagina lol

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

Making out, neck kisses, biting, scratching

40: What do you wear to bed?

Nothing

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

Uhhh I was pretty young, I don’t wanna talk about that

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

I’m sure I do somewhere

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

Never

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

Sure

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

I think I already answered this ~

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

Toothbrush

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

Yes, because I’m a lesbian

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

YES because most of the time it’s the only thing that can get me off. My clit is where I need to be touched to orgasm. I legit can’t otherwise.

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

Extremely attractive, that’s my type

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

I don’t want to do that ever again lmfao

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

Anything spicy dude

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

Pornstar

53: Do you watch porn?

Yep

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Nope

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

I do it all the time

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

Not at all. Anyone who would is a pussy

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

Definitely

58: Booty or Boobs?

Both, I love boobs a lot though lol

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

Never, fuck that, no. When I’m committed, they’re my person. No one else.

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

I don’t have that desire at all

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

Yepp

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

Nope

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

I don’t...I don’t have one of those

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

Clitoral, vibrator, vaginal + clitoral (oooffff)

65. What is your bra/penis size?

I don’t wanna share here lmfao

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

A man

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

Today

68. When was the last time you had sex?

Uhhh 7 months ago

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

Yesterday

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

First sex toy was an anal plug and the last one I bought was a pink vibe

71. Guys:Circumsized?

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

Tummy and hips/thighs

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

My clit lol

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

I can get extremely close

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

Nope

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

Two nights ago

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

Uhhh can’t remember enough to say

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

Nope

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

Nope

80. Favorite sexual position?

Already answered?

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

A little too much

82. Are you into any BDSM?

Oh hell yeah

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

Yep and because they were not in my same state lol

84. Do you like dirty talk?

Yis

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

Loudish? I moan a lot, they’re sorta quiet. I also squeak. During masturbation, it depends on if I’m home alone or not.

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

Yep. Mom. Hated it.

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

Lesbian bdsm / lesbian anything

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

Nope

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

Yep

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

Nope

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

Nope

92. Ask whatever you want

[aliensforleaders]

Tell Me Again Tomorrow: Part 3

Pairing: Rami Malek x Female Reader

Warnings: Swearing, Alcohol, and oh boy is there smut. Like seriously, y’all ain’t ready for the Sin that is in this chapter. I think I actually needed a water break and to turn on my fan while writing this.

A/N: So this is the final part to this little series. I seriously appreciate all the love I’ve gotten for this. It’s really inspired me to write more so keep an eye out for that. Smut is also a bit difficult for me to write so sorry if it’s terrible lol. Also this chapter was heavily influenced by the Glass Animals album Zaba. If you enjoy emersion like I do, I suggest you listen to it while reading this because it slaps, my guy. Anyways get on with it then and enjoy!

And below is the dress the reader wears to the party.

I woke up the next day, this time after Alisha. She was sitting against her headboard on her phone.

“Oh good you're awake.” she said looking over at me rubbing my eyes.

“Yeah. What’s up?” I said sleepily.

“So much. Okay, okay so listen.” she scooted to the edge of her bed and crossed her legs, facing me.”

I propped myself up against the pillows behind me in preparation for what she was going to spring on me now.

“So today is Sunday. Which means it’s the last day of this birthday weekend, right? So that means there’s a huge party tonight down at the beach.” she bit her lip, grinning wide.

I stared off into space looking slightly confused. “Okay…? What are you getting at?”

“UGH! You are so dense sometimes!” she covered her face with her hands and laughed.

“(Y/N), the guy. This mysterious, wonderful guy you met on Friday? This is the perfect opportunity to get him all hot and bothered. We are going shopping today for something to wear for you. You have the perfect lack of chest to pull off the lowest v-neck dress we can find.”

I smirked at her somewhat back handed compliment. I mean I wouldn’t mind getting him looking somewhere else for a while.

“You know what, fuck it. Let’s do it.”

Alisha squealed and jumped into bed with me, throwing her arms around my neck.

“I need to meet this guy and figure out what’s got you so eager to do this. I was expecting a little push back to be honest.”

I sighed loudly, “Oh I don’t know. But I do know that I didn’t want to come here in the first place, and I’m so glad I did. I’m going to start doing things I wouldn’t normally do from now on.”

“Fucking finally! Join me on the dark side,” she lowered her head and rubbed her hands together, “we have dick and tequila!”

“You’re outrageous, you know that right? I need to know that you know that.” I giggled at her.

“No other way to live, baby.” she winked at me.

———

After a long day of visiting store, after store, we finally found the dress.

“Oo I don’t know about this, Lish. It’s so short.” I called to her from behind the dressing room curtain.

“Come on, let me see it. You can be a prude sometimes remember?” she called back.

I pulled back the curtain and stepped out. The dress was fairly thin and flowy, which I loved. It had cut outs on the sides that wrapped around the back and the neckline was very low. I didn’t need a bra with it because of how small my chest is. The bottom reached just above mid thigh and it was a sort of dusty rose color.

“WOW.” Alisha gasped. “Girl listen, if we weren’t like best friends…and I didn’t think of you as a sister…”

“Ah, ah! Okay I get it.” I laughed and turned back around to the mirror.

She was right though. I looked hot. I felt hot. It’s been a long time since I’ve felt this good about myself. I twirled a little from side to side, looking at my long tan legs and my almost completely exposed chest. A long necklace would look great with this, maybe two.

So I bought the dress and we left the store, heading back to the hotel to get ready. As Alisha and I applied our makeup in the bathroom, my heart began to race and for the first time in years it was excitement and not a panic attack. Too real, I know. I applied some lip gloss and fluffed up my hair that I had decided to leave down and messy. It fell just above my shoulders, letting the dress do the rest of the work.

“Fuck.” I sighed.

“What? God I’m almost mad at how good you look.” she laughed incredulously as she applied mascara.

“Oh hush..I do though huh?” I gestured towards my body and Alisha shoved me playfully.

I walked out to the main room and sat on my bed, grabbing my phone. My heart began racing again when I tapped on my conversation with Rami, accompanied by the cute picture I took of him at the museum as his contact photo.

You: Hey! so please tell me you are going to this party tonight?

Rami: hi:) actually yeah I am. Sami is making me.. but I’m glad you’ll be there

Oh you just wait. I’ll be there alright.

You: yep! thanks to Alisha lol. I’ll see you soon then xx

I wondered if the kisses were too much, but then I looked down and figured it was the least of his worries tonight.

“Alright let’s go pregame.” Alisha said nonchalantly slipping on her heels. She looked down at my sandles and frowned. “You aren’t wearing heels?”

“No because even I don’t hate myself that much.” I grabbed my bag and she followed me out.

———

The party was happening down by the bar we had been at on Friday, except it had been transformed completely. There was a large wooden platform placed on the sand nearby full of people dancing. The bar and dance floor was enveloped in large trees and vegetation that was adorned with lantern string lights of all purples and blues you could imagine. It felt like we were in the middle of a jungle. It was beautiful. Loud music pulsed through the large speakers and you recognized it to be Glass Animals. Perfect for the setting.

“Alright where’s this dude. Oh wait never mind, I’ll just look for the puddle on the floor.” she snorted and nudged my arm. Honestly everyone needed a friend like Alisha to hype them up this much.

“Jesus, you haven’t even had alcohol yet.”

“Ew you’re right. Come on. We can find your man later.”

We went over to the bar and Alisha ordered us both shots. We downed them and shortly after the song “Walla Walla” came on. It was one of my favorites.

“Hey come dance with me. I love this song!” I yelled to Alisha and she grabbed my hand pulling me to the dance floor. 

We began to sway to the heavy drum beat and I could feel the alcohol kicking in. It was turning my body into liquid fire in the best way. I felt myself let go and closed my eyes. Alisha grabbed my waist and we danced and danced until the next song came on, “Black Mambo.” As soon as the beat kicked in I opened my eyes and they were immediately caught by very large greenish ones that slowly turned darker as they studied me. Rami stood a few feet away next to who I assumed was Sami.

He wore a loose, very unbuttoned shirt with a floral pattern on it and that little strand of hair hung down on his forehead just the way I liked it. I smiled at him devilishly from the dance floor, beckoning him with my finger. I don’t know who I was in this moment and it felt so damn good. He licked his lips and willed himself towards me.

“Holy shit that’s him?! Is that another one too?! He’s a twin?! Oh excuse me, but I have work to do.” Alisha flipped out next to me for a minute and then walked towards Sami swiftly.

Rami finally reached me. I slowed my hips and looked deep into his eyes.

“Hi.” I stated simply.

“Hi.” a grin began to form on his lips and he was close enough now that I could see his eyes darken even more as he scanned my body. He found my gaze again, looking at me under his long lashes.

“Do you like it?” I asked twirling a little and biting my lip.

“I- uh yes. Yeah I like it. You look..just incredible.” he struggled with that and that only spurred me on more.

He still hadn’t touched me, ever the gentlemen, but now wasn’t the time for that. I grabbed his hands and wrapped them around my waist. I could feel his hands on my skin now and it ignited something deep in me. I snaked my fingers into the back of his hair and let my head fall back as the beat of the song intensified and we swayed together now. This was absolutely intoxicating. His skin on mine, the music vibrating my soul, his warmth radiating off of him and onto me. I let my hands wander down his chest, my hand slightly disappearing under the fabric. He pulled me closer and I could feel his hot breath on my neck. He softly pressed his lips to my neck right under my jaw, which made me pull him tighter to me. He then put his lips to my ear and I could just barely hear him say, “What are you doing to me..”

I then leaned up to his ear and responded, “Playing.” I smirked at him and that’s definitely what made him lose it.

He sucked in a deep breath, grabbing my hand tightly and pulling me with him. I didn’t know where he was taking us, but I definitely knew I was about to get it. He led us to what seemed to be a utility closet for the hotel. He pulled me in, flicking on the light, shutting the door and pushing me against it.

“Where the hell did you come from?” he breathed into my neck, pushing my hair out of the way. He began to hungrily kiss me, starting just underneath my ear and going all the way down my chest. His hand gripped my thigh and pulled it up around his waist.

I was a panting mess already and very wet. He was leaving kisses all over my neck and chest. I gripped handfuls of his curly hair.

“You just make me want to do very bad things, love.” I managed to get out between pants and moans.

He came back up and faced me, our noses touching, still eyeing my lips. Then his eyes flickered up to mine.

“I want to fuck you so bad right now, but I need you to give me permission.” He said very out of breath and that sentence made me even wetter.

“And what if I said no.” I tested him, bringing my thumb to his bottom lip.

He sighed, closing his eyes. “Then I would take my hands off you and we would leave this closet.”

An accidental moan escaped my lips. The fact that he would walk out of here with a dick that hard all because I told him to..

I leaned in and whispered, “You have my permission.”

I could almost feel him break down the wall of restraint he had up until those words left my lips. He reached his hand farther up my thigh until he reached the wet heat coming from between my legs. He pressed his fingers into my clit and I just about screamed.

“Ugh fuck!” I let out and bit down on my lip. I opened my eyes just enough to see him studying my face as he worked circles into me.

“God you're so pretty like this.” he huffed out. 

I could feel how hard he was through his pants on my thigh and I reached a hand out towards him. He let out a groan as I palmed him through the fabric, both of us working each other in just the right spot. His forehead fell into the crook of my neck. We began to sweat, which made our skin stick and it was a delicious feeling.

“Fuck this is too much. I need to feel you right now.” 

I grabbed at his shirt undoing the few buttons that were done and pushed it off over his shoulders. As soon as it was off he flipped me around, unzipping the back of my dress and letting it fall to the floor. He pressed himself against me, now just in my underwear which wasn’t much to begin with. He brought his hand up to my hip and let it wander back to wear I was now practically dripping. My face being pressed against the cool door was helping me to not pass out from the pleasure.

“You are so..wet..for me.” he kissed the back of my neck and flipped me back around to face him. He leaned forward leaving a sweet, languid kiss on my lips. He pulled a condom out of his pocket and handed it to me.

“Do you want to or should I?”

I grabbed it, not saying a word. I unbuttoned his pants and pushed them down along with his boxers and finally we were both completely exposed. He was a work of art. I studied his body as quickly as I could before rolling the condom onto him, which earned a sigh.

He grabbed both of my thighs this time and held me up against the door effortlessly.

“Ready?” he asked and I nodded vigorously.

He slowly pushed into me and we both gasped and let out a long moan at the same time.

“Holy shit.” I huffed out, the sudden feeling of being full taking me to another plain of existence.

“You are so tight, fuck.” He began to thrust faster and faster. Our hands explored each other and his mouth left sloppy kisses on whatever he could reach of me.

I could feel a familiar tightening in the pit of my stomach as he thrusted harder and harder. My moans became ungoverned.

“I’m close, baby.” I warned him.

“Me too ugh..” he groaned and his grip on my ass tightened more and more with each thrust.

Just two more and I was gone. I threw my head back against the door, the loudest moan escaped my lips and I was almost shocked something like that could come from me. My nails dug into his shoulders and everything went white. The pure ecstasy washed over me like electricity and I felt him come undone shortly after. The whimper that he let out into my ear was the sexiest thing I’d ever heard. 

We stayed there for a moment trying to get our bearings. After a moment he pulled out of me and let me down slowly, but the second my feet hit the ground I fell into his arms.

“Jesus, I can’t even stand after that.” we both laughed, our foreheads pressed together as we attempted to catch our breath.

“What actually just happened?” he ran a hand through his hair.

“I don’t know, but I’m pretty sure that was astral projecting or some shit because I feel incredible.”

We both lazily pulled our clothes back on, smiling like idiots. He placed a kiss on my lips after every piece of clothing we put on.

“Come here.” After our clothes were back on, he sat down on the floor against the wall and motioned for me to sit in his lap.

I crawled on to him and he wrapped his arms around me tightly, kissing my hair and resting his chin on top of my head.

“Thank you for giving me permission.” He uttered, sweetly.

“Thank you for asking for it.” I smiled and nuzzled my face into his warm neck.

He held me for a few moments longer, until we finally decided to rejoin civilization. I stepped out of the room first, adjusting my hair. I looked back at him and noticed my lip gloss on his jaw.

“Oh wait.” I wiped away the lip gloss with my thumb and he giggled.

“Yeah because the lip gloss is what they will notice, and not our ridiculous sex hair.”

We both giggled and shrugged, making our way back to the party.

———

“Oh. My. GOD.” Alisha starred at Rami and I as we walked up to the bar. Sami was standing next to her. “I’m so proud of you! You finally got some dick like I told you and now you are glowing.” I blushed at her words, finding it impossible to be that embarrassed after what just happened in that closet.

She leaned over to Sami and muttered, “The girl was wound tighter than a damn piano wire.”

“HA! She was? You don’t even want to know how long Ram-“ 

“No she doesn’t. And you aren’t going to tell her, Sami.” Rami’s jaw clenched as he gripped Sami’s shoulder, interrupting him. They both laughed and Rami turned to order us drinks.

Alisha scooted closer to me and the boys started talking about nonsense.

“So I guess this weekend was a success then?” she raised an eyebrow at me.

“It was. Thanks by the way.” I smiled coyly. 

“Oh please you gotta give me like a detail or two.” Alisha begged.

“Dude, no way!” I sipped my drink gazing out at the ocean.

“Ugh! No fair.” she frowned.

“I will say though,” I glanced over at Rami who was laughing at something Sami said, “the boy knows who’s in charge.” I threw back the rest of my drink and looked at Alisha with a grin.

“Aaaahh!!” she squealed and it turned into both of us losing it.

Rami came to my side and wrapped his arm around my waist.

“So, how about a swim?” he asked grinning at Sami.

“Rami, no I just bought this dre-“, he swept me up and threw me over his shoulder before I could answer. I screamed in protest and then saw that Sami was carrying Alisha the same way, running through the sand towards the water.

Before we knew it we were all soaked and falling all over each other in the salty water. I pushed Rami playfully, but he grabbed my wrists and pulled me in for a kiss. I wrapped my arms around him and he held me and we stood there in the water, the four of us, now very far from the party. 

“I wouldn’t want to be anywhere else in the world right now than here with you.” I looked into his eyes, the moonlight reflecting off of them and turning them sort of blue this time.

“Tell me that again tomorrow.”

[mendeshoney]

mendeshoney reaction to shawn on hot ones

okay sidebar: I fucking LOVE Complex and I LOVE Hot Ones and this is a dream come true so this post is more for me to rattle off things I noticed or said out loud during this interview from beginning to end

the little “WOOO” shawn lets out at the beginning

WHAT MOOD MUSIC IS THIS

“TEENAGE HITMAKER” IM CACKLING

can shawn even eat hot wings...has he even had chicken wings before

ya need to make it to the end shawn dont let me down

WING #1 alright buddy doing good 

yes eat the whole wing don’t waste chicken

WING #2 - thank you I love when people acknowledge Dom bc he works hard as fuck making all these spicy wings

also shawn...saying eh

are canadians really too polite? like is he lying?

LOL WAIT BIEBS IS BETTER AT HOCKEY IM SHOOK AF

WING #3 lol his face is kinda red

GUITAR STORE ETIQUETTE IM DEAD

“you can’t pay for that” SIKE BITCH IM SHAWN MENDES

shawn’s little john mayer story so effin cute

WING #4 - okay but shawn says “eh” a lot huh you really are canadian bud

there really is only one way to eat wings tho babe but you look cute af doing it (just chew w/ ya mouth closed pls)

thank you for talking about your process i really appreciate it like genuinely i love this 

im gonna be that nit picky person but im from hawaii and he says ukulele wrong and not that he knows any better but its fine

WING #5 - OKAY BUT PAUSE THE VIDEO BECAUSE THE WAY HE SAYS HAMAJANG GAVE ME FUCKING CHILLS - so if you don’t know I was born and raised in Hawai’i before I moved to New England and “hamajang” is slang for like “fucked up” or “messed up” so you’d say something looks all “hamajang” and honestly when he fucking said it I was soo shook it gave me chills like pls shawn

LOL WHEN THE HAMAJANG SUDDENLY MAKES IT SPICY FOR HIM LOL LIKE I SAID BUDDY IT FUCKS YOU UP

YES EXPLAIN THAT GRAM

the fucking cowboy picture

I just noticed Sean and Shawn lol

“the stars were aligning” ooooh what do you know about stars shawn tell me more pls

SHAWN AND DRAKE YAS

lol drake saw something big

WHEN SHAWN SAYS WHACK WAIT IM DEAD

WING #6 - okay but I knew shawn wouldn’t be able to handle spicy shit

EW MENDES ARMY DONT SAY IT SEAN

lol “have you used them to do your bidding” and Shawn’s like “DEFINITELY”

uh oh spicy hits

wait who is the we he speaks of when he says “they came up with mendes army”

yo delivery from norway? all from vine evidence? that’s some crazy shit

you’re lost eh? LOL WHAT

WAIT YOU DROVE HER TO STARBUCKS SHAWN WHAT THE FUCK YOU COULDVE DIED

pause to breathe the spice is intense

LOL YOU TOOK HER PICTURE NOW SHES ON YOUR SHIT LIST LOL IM DYING I CANT 

WING #7

don’t call out eddie huang like that Sean he’s learned his lesson

“I swear a lot man even in interviews - sorry man whoa” YEAH OKAY SHAWN

you’re going for it eh - THERE IT IS AGAIN

you seem fine maybe because this is his job shawny boy

WING #8 - this is actually spicy like I’ve tried it

SHIT’S GONNA GET REAL RIGHT NOW YES SHAWN LET IT FLY

“for the people”

“THAT’S FUCKED UP” YAS SHAWN LET IT OUT

but oh my god look at how SMALL the bottle is in his hand

“THATS HORRIBLE”

“HOLY SHIT THATS INSANE”

oh but his little “oh fuck” like hang on I need to breathe that was so fucking hot 

okay but watching him do this like I hope he doesn’t tap out

“that’s messed up you can’t say that to a harry potter fan” but shawn

“I could care less about hufflepuff” WOW OKAY I mean I’m a Ravenclaw so I don’t care but dude

“Am I dramatic right now? is this a lot” uhhhhhh no? do you even know what that means?

shawn you’re eating some of the hottest chicken wings on earth 

there’s the woo

wing #9 - fun fact i bought mad dog 357 for my boyfriend and his mouth hurt for thirty minutes

“did you ask me a question?” “no we didn’t eat the wing yet”

LOL THE GYM

“it’s in my throat”

leg day sucks

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES NOTHING GOOD ABOUT BIG LEGS HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR THIGHS

16...300 pounds...what

WING #10

shawn you made it yayyyy

“you guys are messed up you just watch people suffer for a living” LOL sorry babe

his nipple

NO DONT RUB YOUR EYES YOU IDIOT

“you’re not the doey eyed teenager” lol yes he is

drinking? THATS IT?

HOT ONES ROUND TWO LETS FUCKING GO

YAY HE DID IT IM SO PROUD HE ATE ALL THE CHICKEN

lol

JESUS CHRIST HOLY FUCK 

and that’s a good way to end it

[roguetatertot]

Rules: Answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people

IDK who to tag. oAo

Tagged by: @kimievii​

What was your last…

1. Drink: Coffee!!!!

2. Phone call:  My mommy about some cute curtains she got for my Grandpa.

3. Text message:  To my brother about my new modem.

4. Song you listened to: Something on Diamond City Radio in Fallout 4...but can’t remember which one it was.

5. Time you cried: Like two weeks ago when I saw something sad on Facebook about a dog’s final day, and then I cried into my dog (who wanted nothing to do with me at the moment....the jerk)

Have you ever…

6. Dated someone twice: Yep. My first boyfriend. He broke up with me on my birthday and then exactly one month later he came crawling back to me.

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Nope.

8. Been cheated on: I’m like 95% certain my first boyfriend cheated on me.

9. Lost someone special: Do pets count?

10. Been depressed: What? Me? Depressed? HAH! (That’s sarcasm btw) 

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Nope. I don’t like alcohol. 

Fave colours

12. I was so obsessed with turquoise that I got entirely sick of it.

13. My old favorite color used to be red.

14. I really don’t have one right now I guess.

In the last year have you…

15. Made new friends: Sadly no. 

16. Fallen out of love: Nope.

17. Laughed until you cried: While watching The Disaster Artist, I think.

18. Found out someone was talking about you: No, but I don’t care if people are anyway.

19. Met someone who changed you: Not in the last year, no.

20. Found out who your friends are: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook friends list: Nope.

General

22. How many your Facebook friends do you know irl: Most! I have a few internet friends on there that I’ve never met in real life.

23. Do you have any pets: Three cats, a dog, a turtle, fish, and I dunno if my 2000+ worms count in my compost worm tower?

24. Do you want to change your name: No way. I love my name. Although I would change my surname to be one of the traditional Irish spellings. It got hacked up and changed when my great grandpa came here from Ireland.

25. What did you do for your last birthday: My brother and I are two years and two weeks apart so we celebrated our birthdays��together on my birthday. The family gathered here at my house and we ate our favorite childhood meal that my mom used to cook! And we had a huge black forest cake which was sooooo gooooood!

26. What time did you wake up today: 10:30ish

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Beating Fallout 4 (sided with the Railroad). I feel like I should’ve sided with the Institute after all was said and done, but oh well.

28. What is something you can’t wait for: Getting the FUCK out of San Jose, CA. I absolutely ABHOR living here and want to move to Oregon or Washington. This city has gone down hill and is just one giant cesspool of trash and trashy people.

29. What is your favorite animal: It used to be pigs, but I got burnt out from all the piggy things people would give me. I really don’t have a favorite. I love all animals....except sloths. Ugh.

30. What are you listening to right now: I’m listening to my dog panting. We just got done playing fetch in the yard.

31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yep! My grandpa’s name was Tom! Tom Tucker. He was a remarkable man and had some fantastic tales of his youth. He once was flying an airplane and thought he spotted a friend fishing down on some docks, so he dropped his cargo of tomatoes on him. Turns out it wasn’t his friend, but the mayor of the town. Oops.

32. Something that’s getting on your nerves: The city I live in. It’s so fucking noisy. Car horns, motorcycles, speeding vehicles, sirens....it’s all giving me bad anxiety as of late. I can’t stand it anymore. I can’t stand any loud noises, or really any noise at all now. Maybe I’m just getting old and grumpy. lol

33. Most visited website: I guess just google to google things. Or maybe Amazon.

34. Hair color: Right now it’s a mix of my natural medium brown with very faded blue and purple streaks. My hairdresser was sick when she bleached my hair and did my color, and so she didn’t do a good job bleaching it at all. It’s uneven and just.....icky right now.

35. Long or short hair: Having had all lengths, I think long hair looks the best on me. I love the ease of short hair, but my hair is so pretty that it’s kind of a waste to have it short.

36. Do you have a crush on someone: Actor Sam Heughan at the moment. But as far as someone I actually have contact with? No, no one. I’ve no interest in having interest, if that makes sense.

37. What do you like about yourself: I guess it’s my McGuyver-like brain. I can come up with some wacky solutions/fixes to issues or problems. 

38. Want any piercings: Nah, I already have enough. In fact, I have three in each ear and I don’t even bother wearing earrings. They’re pointless.

39. Blood type: O+

40. Nicknames: Ziggy, Adriee, Adri, Sissy-Boo, my dad calls me Squirt, and my mom calls me Momma or Mommas. LOL go figure

41. Relationship status: Single and loving it

42. Sign: Pisces

43. Pronouns: she/her, although recently my dad called me Sir for some reason and I was like “Meh cool whatever.”

44. Fave tv show: Bob’s Burgers!

45. Tattoos: I really want one of my kitty’s paw, but I can’t afford it. Nor do I have a design in mind.

46. Right or left handed: Ambidextrous!

47. Ever had surgery: Yup. Microdisectomy on my lumbar spine back in 2009. I actually need orthognathic surgery, but that’s gonna be difficult to have done.

48. Piercings: Three in each ear, and my nose.

49. Sport: Hockey! Baseball is okay too. 

50. Vacation: I really want to go to Scotland, Ireland, and basically all of Scandinavia.

51. Trainers: As in Pokémon or....?

More General

52. Eating: Nothing at the moment. Thinking about raiding my fridge soon.

53. Drinking: Watered down cranberry juice.

54. I’m about watch: IDK not in the mood to watch anything. I’m thinking about firing up Fallout again tho.

55. Waiting for: My workers comp case and Social Security Disability case to come to an end. It’s been going on for seven years and I’m just so over it all.

56. Want: To have my children’s books published. ; u ;

57. Get married: Ew gross no. I honestly can’t picture myself married anymore. That was something younger me used to daydream about, but now that I’m older and much more comfortable with myself, I don’t even entertain the idea. I don’t think I would ever trust anyone to fully love me anyway. 

58. Career: Author. Hopefully a beloved and successful author of a children’s book series.

Which is better

59. Hugs or kisses: Neither, thanks. I don’t even really like when my family hugs me.

60. Lips or eyes: Eyes

61. Taller or shorter: I would hope taller, seeing as I’m short enough already as it is.

62. Older or younger: Older

63. Nice arms or stomach: I have a thing for arms.

64. Hookups or relationships: Neither.

65. Troublemaker or hesitant: Troublemaker. I love deviousness.

Have you ever

66. Kissed a stranger: Gross no.

67. Drank hard liquor: Yes but ew.

68. Turned someone down: Yep, especially when I worked graveyard at Walgreens. :T Got a lot of creepy men asking me out all the time. Shudder.

69. Sex on first date: Hahaha yeah right. I don’t even really like hugging on the first date. LOL About a year ago I went out on a date with some dude off OKCupid and as we were saying goodbye, he leaned towards me while closing his eyes and I just went “NOPE.” and got out of his car.

70. Broken someone’s heart: Probably.

71. Had your heart broken: Yep. Twice. 

72. Been arrested: Not yet, but hey things could happen.

73. Cried when someone died: I cry when fictional characters die, so yes I have cried when actual people have died. 

74. Fallen for a friend: Nope.

Do you believe in

75. Yourself: As in that I exist? Sometimes.

76. Miracles: I’ve been witness to a few strange things happening, so I guess so. 

77. Love at first sight: Hell no, what am I, ten? Love at first sight is not real. It’s infatuation at first sight.

78. Santa Claus: I mean, why not? What’s the harm in entertaining the idea?

79. Angels: In a strictly mainstream religious concept? No.

Misc

80. Eye color: Hazel, gold in certain light.

81. Best friend’s name: Django, my doggie. <3

82. Favorite movie: Pan’s Labyrinth.

83. Favorite actor: Sam Heughan! Nnghgjkhsjdkghsd

84. Favorite cartoon: Toss up between Bob’s Burgers and BoJack Horseman.

85. Favorite teacher’s name: I guess it’d have to be my first grade teacher, Mrs. Little. When I was in the second grade, I would get horrible anxiety when there would be a project (like art or something). I’d cry for some reason, and the teacher got so frustrated with me that one time she kicked me out of the class. Mrs. Little was on a break at the time and so she took me out of school and drove me to her house while she did a quick errand (I’m pretty sure she called my parents and got permission first). She was nice to me and calmed me down. ; u ; Years later I saw her in a clothing store and she recognized me, and was so excited to see me. She told my mom that I was her favorite back then. <3

[miyaameow]

Hello~ I just wanted to request if MC and the RFA members + Saeran and V met MC's ex-boyfriend. How their reaction would be. I guess it would be great. ^^

omg this is like @myetie‘s comic strip!! it’s seriously the best thing ever so please check it out!!

Yoosung:

ok so MC and yoosung are inside a gaming store right cuz he needs the new COD game edition and MC wanted to check out SIMs 4 

im sorry idk i don’t play games lmao

so they were at different sections of the store and suddenly

“Yo MC! long time no see! how ya doin’?”

that guy grabbed MC’s shoulder and had this really gross grin on his face 

“Uhh… yea, about that, I actually have to go-”

“HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!”

yoosung is STOMPS over to this guy like he’s ready to go

*in the voice of a squeaky mouse* “fight me” lol

Zen:

they were at the beach and yenno MC was smokin’ hot so she got catcalled by a few guys

obviously they earned a few death glares from Zenny but one guy walked over with, seemingly, no shame

“MC! Don’t you remember me?”

dude this guy was a real f@#ker and MC wanted nothing to do with him so she was about to walk away until he made another comment

“still rocking those hips MC” and he did this disgusting cringe worthy wink omfg ew

and he started to TWIST HIS HIPS EARNING A FEW HOLLA’s from his friends wtf

but before MC could retaliate, Zen literally just kicks him in the balls :D

“Suits you right.”

Jaehee:

man MC was her were having a great relaxing time at the park when this stranger plops down next to MC 

“MC HI HOW’RE YOU DOING?”

he obnoxiously holds onto MC’s arm and puts her head on MC’s shoulders 

like im sorry do i know you?

Jaehee is mortified just omg what the heck who is dis

so MC tries to brush that guy off but he just tightens his grip

Jaehee notices MC’s discomfort and literally starts calling the police

“Hello, yes, I’d like to report…”

Jumin:

 they were at a real fancy restaurant and Jumin went off to pick the best wine to go with their seafood dinner

so MC was sitting alone enjoying the view and the live classical music when suddenly

*tap tap* someone tapped her lightly on her shoulders

“Hi, MC.” the waiter smiled kindly and gave her a gentle wave

MC was pleasantly surprised and nodded at him to acknowledge his presence but apparently that wasn’t enough for her ex because

the waiter leaned in and said kinda loudly

“I see you’ve now down-graded to ‘gold-digger’”

MC was shook like excuse me that was rude

funnily enough um Jumin had just come back from the wine cellar (with the manager) and kinda overheard everything so 

he noted:

“And now I will see you be down-graded from waiter to ‘unemployed’.”

707:

they were at this anime convention and Seven and MC were cosplaying as the couple from Kaichou wa Maid-sama! (so cuute)

and it was common to take pictures so when some guy asked MC to have a picture with him, she agreed without much thought

until they were about to take the picture when some asshole threw a bucket of water over her

“MC! looking good ahahah” some guy dressed as a titan from AOT laughed

dripping wet and shivering MC was about to flip him off after realizing it was her ex when 

707 DEFENDER OF JUSTICE came back from a stand with a handful of gudetamas

“TAKE THIS!!!”

*Seven then proceeds to attack on the ‘titan’ with his new gudetama plushies*

do you like my pun or what

Saeran:

MC and Saeran were at the library because MC wanted to do some studying

and Saeran was the perfect study buddy because he was really quiet and polite and he also liked reading new books too

when suddenly this loud and disrespectful fella stomped over to their table and threw his books down

shit it was her ex.. he was known to be very aggressive

“Look, we’re in the library can we just talk later?” MC just didn’t want to make a ruckus

the dude was about to yell but with one swift motion, Saeran pinned the guy down on the table with one hand and silenced the him with the other

“Shh.. we’re in the library. You and I can take this outside like real gentlemen.”

*cue sparkles, sunset glow and wind blowing on SUPERMAN SAERAN*

V:

they were going on a photo shoot date and MC was acting as his modèle so she dressed really really nicely

and as she was posing for a shot with the flowers some guy comes and fricken photobombs it like

“HEY WHAT’S UP!!!!” and proceeds to hug MC like a koala on a tree

MC was obviously uncomfortable and V wasn’t just going to stand there and stare

“Excuse me sir, you’re disrupting our shoot. I would appreciate it if-”

“NONONO IT’S FINE SEE? MC IS HAPPY, WE HAVEN’T SEEN EACH OTHER IN FOREVER I’M SURE SHE MISSES ME!”

she gave Jihyun one of her save me looks as she kept trying to push him off

so V did the most logical thing he could think of

*cue him throwing the ice cream prop at the guy so it splatters all over his shirt* (amazingly it didn’t get on MC lol)

ahh I’m sorry this took so long~ it’s hard balancing school and tumblr hahah

I hope you like thisss

~Cherry L.

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Because I like questions

Spotify, SoundCloud, or Pandora? Pandora

is your room messy or clean? Clean

what color are your eyes? Hazel

do you like your name? why? Sure, it’s alright. I like it because it’s spelt uniquely and it represents my fathers interests and my mom spelt it.

what is your relationship status? Complicately taken by a Canadian boy named Luke💞

describe your personality in 3 words or less: happy, strong willed, creative

what color hair do you have? Natural blonde boyos

what kind of car do you drive? color? 2004 grand Cherokee jeep, silver

where do you shop? I love rue 21 and forever 21 so much

how would you describe your style? Indie, hippie, with a side of Mac Demarco style

favorite social media account Instagram!

what size bed do you have? Id day it’s a full

any siblings? One brother 🤓

if you can live anywhere in the world where would it be? why? Probably Hawaii or some sort of island where it’s always hot and I’m right by the beach. I feel my soul would be happy where there’s an ocean and forest next to

favorite snapchat filter? The cute bear ears or the one with the 80s glasses and the lips in the background👄

favorite makeup brand(s) I guess revolon and maybelline

how many times a week do you shower? 3-4

favorite tv show? Adventure time all the way

shoe size? 7 1/2

how tall are you? 5 ft 3in

sandals or sneakers? Sandals! Or barefoot💁🏼‍♀️

do you go to the gym? All day everyday💪🏼

describe your dream date: going on a walk next to the ocean after we have ice cream and then afterwards eating a nice meal at a dockside restaurant💗😩

how much money do you have in your wallet at the moment? A couple pennies and maybe a dime😂

what color socks are you wearing? None. Fug da shit

how many pillows do you sleep with? many.

do you have a job? what do you do? Yup. At a shoe store called shoe sensation. Organize shoes, ring up customers, customer service and all that good shit

how many friends do you have? Quite a few! I never really have counted... it’d take a while!

whats the worst thing you have ever done? Ouch

whats your favorite candle scent? I like vanilla or something freshhhh

3 favorite boy names:

3 favorite girl names:

favorite actor? Ryan gosling💖, Vince Vaughn, Seth rogen, Jonah Hill, james Franco

favorite actress? Jennifer Anniston😍

who is your celebrity crush? Ryan gosling dude or LEONARDO DICAPRIO

favorite movie? I love the titanic

do you read a lot? whats your favorite book? I wish I read more. But I can’t remember the name of my favorite book☹️

money or brains? Brains omg

do you have a nickname? what is it? Pootie. Lol childhood one. No one calls me it anymore

how many times have you been to the hospital? A couple times

top 10 favorite songs: bazzi- mine, everywhere Fleetwood Mac, little lies Fleetwood Mac, what’s that smell lynyrd skynyrd, Mac Demarco my kind of woman, blackbear ocean eyes, blackbear vertabatim, Pink Floyd us and them

do you take any medications daily? Dat controlling of my birth lol

what is your skin type? (oily, dry, etc) it’s normal but I pop my pimples too much😩

what is your biggest fear? Becoming depressed and living a dull life

how many kids do you want? At least one but I don’t want any because this world is fucked up

whats your go to hair style? Either down or in a low ponytail

what type of house do you live in? (big, small, etc) I live in the dorms at Barton college

who is your role model? Buddha’s, people who travel a lot and are happy. Or my dad a little but I’d say

what was the last compliment you received? Jose said I inspired him last night✨💖

what was the last text you sent? “Why?? Haha”- to tanner

how old were you when you found out santa wasn’t real? Probably 7

what is your dream car? Books wagon bus or winabago!!!

opinion on smoking? Ew. Just think of that shit in your lungs... tar and 🤮

do you go to college? Yesssss

what is your dream job? To travel or surf! Orrrr work on an island bar or cruise ship☺️

would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? Rural areas I guess

do you take shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? No, shit got a lot sodium

do you have freckles? Yes and they come out more with summer♥️♥️♥️

do you smile for pictures? Yes I dooo

how many pictures do you have on your phone? 7 hundred something lol

have you ever peed in the woods? All the time, whenever I want or need to

do you still watch cartoons? I’d love to but I don’t watch tv often

do you prefer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? I’m a vegetarian, boyyyy🥒

Favorite dipping sauce? Ranch🤤

what do you wear to bed? Shorts and a t shirt. Or underwear and t shirt

have you ever won a spelling bee? No.. lol I overthought the word and lost

what are your hobbies? I like swimming, exercise, nature time, hiking, kayaking, crafty stuff, hanging out with friends, finding new music, beer pong, tennis♥️, painting, tubing, just a lot of nature shit lol camping too!

can you draw? Yes pretty good. Art major up in here

do you play an instrument? I play a little acoustic gutair. It’d be dope to have a ukulele

what was the last concert you saw? Dead and company in Boulder, Co!♥️

tea or coffee? Ugh. Idk... tea I guess. I love both!

Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts? Starbucks

do you want to get married? Sure💁🏼‍♀️

what is your crush’s first and last initial? Z.C.

are you going to change your last name when you get married? Yeah I will

what color looks best on you? A peachy pink color

do you miss anyone right now? Yeah actually. My cat more than anyone but also Christina, zari, hunter, Dallas, Erica, Braxton, cabel (Caleb), and Luke

do you sleep with your door open or closed? Closed since it’s a dorm

do you believe in ghosts? Yes

what is your biggest pet peeve? Loud toilets in public restrooms when they flush😩😩😩

last person you called? My dad I think!

favorite ice cream flavor? Oooo mint chocolate or pistachio

regular oreos or golden oreos? Regularrrr

chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? Ugh. Rainbow🌈💖

what shirt are you wearing? The grey fort hays state one JoHanna switched me out, freshmen year of high school😛

what is your phone background? Blinking eyes as flowers haha

are you outgoing or shy? Sometimes both but more bubbly

do you like it when people play with your hair? Omg yessss😩✨

do you like your neighbors? Yes! Sydney is dope as fuck but Amy is eh..

do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? Yep and yep! Just with water

have you ever been high? Oh yeah lmao🌤

have you ever been drunk? Yup hahaha

last thing you ate? Peanut butter🥜

favorite lyrics right now “you’re so fucking precious when you.. SMILE. Hit it from the back and drive you WILD💖”

summer or winter? SUMMER ALL THE FUCKING WAY

day or night? Dayyyyy☀️☀️☀️

dark, milk, or white chocolate? Regular. Lol so milk?

favorite month? JULY✨☺️

what is your zodiac sign CANCER MF♋️

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1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you? What does this even mEaN2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you? 1 3. The person you would never want to meet? Trump yo4. What is your favorite word? Probably "yo" since I use it all the time yo5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be? Willow 6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought? Ew7. What shirt are you wearing? This is funny sorta, but a tie die shirt I made for my ex that I never had the chance to give to her aha8. What do you label yourself as? a fuckiN LESBIAN9. Bright room or dark room? In between 10. What were you doing at midnight last night? Thinking about some stuff11. Favorite age you’ve been so far? 1712. Who told you they loved you last? My sister 13. Your worst enemy? Uhh myself yo14. What is your current desktop picture? Pictures from pride15. Do you like someone? Indeed I diddly do16. The last song you listened to? Earth17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up? Idek probably no one bc I'm a nice bitch18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face? Oh boy the list is VERY long19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do? Trump and make him gET HIS SHIT TOGETHER 20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional) Uhhhhh 21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do? Literally the same way since eVERYONE THINKS IM A BOY22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it? Not really 23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of? What does this even mean 24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. You know pb&j is pretty bomb25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it? lol totally not on my animals 26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go? Dude that's a lot of pressure but I've always wanted to visit new zealand idk27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be? This is dangerous to answer I'mma stick with some O.J. 28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? I'm not good with big responsibilities like this29. What is your favorite expletive? fUCK30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno? I have this flash drive with basically my life on it, all my pictures and poems and whatnot so definitely that31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be? I don't want to talk about it 🤷🏻‍♀️32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Damn idk like Canada probably 33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back? One of my close friends.34. What was your last dream about? I proposed to someone and it was all wild and there was this cute, brown dog there35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]? Fuck up? Yessss36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital? Yes a few times 37. Have you ever built a snowman? A mini one in '08 lmao 38. What is the color of your socks? Grey39. What type of music do you like? All types honestly 40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? Sunsets 41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor? I'm lactose intolerant man42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer) I don't really keep up with sports but I support the ones who were protesting fo sho43. Do you have any scars? Many44. What do you want to be when you graduate? Theatre teacher 45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? My mood swings tbh lmao 46. Are you reliable? Yeah I think so47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be? How you be48. Do you hold grudges? I try not to49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create? A lion & a shark bc those are my two favorite animals aha50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had? Any conversation with my sister 51. Are you a good liar? Eh not really 52. How long could you go without talking? Not very53. What has been you worst haircut/style? This one rn bc it's in the awkward stages of growing back54. Have you ever baked your own cake? Yes55. Can you do any accents other than your own? Yeah 56. What do you like on your toast? Grape jelly fukkk57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of? An ocean wave58. What would be you dream car? A jeep59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain. I sing hella loud yo 60. Do you believe in aliens? Yeah there's somethin out there61. Do you often read your horoscope? Sometimes 62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet? Y63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons? Dinosaurs are cool and all but dragons are cooler 🤷🏻‍♀️64. What do you think about babies? Loud lmao