#kg asks

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: Check out. The fully-sexual charged cinematic movement design.

Cnetizens: How did the director come up with the idea to have him kneel on a playing card, adding so much aesthetic energy, is that some kind of genius?

[celaenaeiln]

Am I interested in Dick Grayson's innovativeness and how that makes him a terrifying opponent?

Nah, not really, no, it's no- EXCEPT THAT I AM!

I love your analysis and honestly, I always surf through the dick Grayson tag once a day to see if u have posted. Pls drop the innovatiness wala analysis. I would absolutely eat it up

ADSAJHFGAJLHADJLHA YOU CAN'T SEDUCE ME LIKE THAT-MY HEART CAN'T TAKE IT!

But I am here to deliver *bows*

Let's start this off with a bang

Dick is completely naked except for a towel and with one (well defined) leg he hooks the handle of the beer bucket and sends it smashing into Midnighter to stop him from using the knife on another person.

Pure. Fucking. Platinum.

That move was so delicious, there's an ease-fluidity-grace-to that split second movement. Also notice how accurate his aim is despite swinging it with the arc of his toes. The bucket slammed right into the medulla oblongata, or more specifically the pyramidal tracts which are crucial for controlling voluntary muscular movements. Nerves from the brain cross over at that area as they go down and then synapse onto other nerves that are responsible for controlling muscles when they leave the spinal cord. The precision at which he aimed the bucket is glorious. And with what? His feet.

The only reason Midnighter wasn't injured is because he is a meta which is the point. Otherwise Dick wouldn't have aimed there unless he was fighting an enemy.

Oh that brings me to my next point.

Dick has extraordinary control of his actions

He's so right though. Nightwing doesn't need to kill because fighting is too easy for him. I swear he has some kind of messed up idea (aside from his need to be absolutely good) that killing someone with a gun would take the joy out of fighting. He loves to live life on the hardest mode only.

The rapid fire throw of the gun, calculating the distance, time, velocity of return, and angle? I mean I studied physics and calculating even half of that on paper is a headache. The fact that he did it in one second? It's extraordinary. Things that are pure, dumb luck to literally everyone else is carefully calculated at a speed faster than light, making it look like luck. Damn.

Yeah.

Forget Slade. Midnighter is my new favorite nemesister.

DO YOU SEE WHAT HE FOUGHT WITH?! WHILE DEATHSTROKE AND BLACK ADAM WERE FIGHTING WITH META POWERS AND A CURSED SWORD, HE FUCKING WRAPPED CHAINS AROUND HIMSELF LIKE A BOSS AND WHIPPED THE SHIT OUT OF THAT MAN.

Please take a moment of silence to relish in this sight.

Dick's innovativeness is a formidable skill when fighting allies.

Dick and Ras are evenly matched in sword fighting.

Wait, wait. I don't need any doubts about Dick's strength in sword fighting so I'm going to include a couple panels here:

Dick fights Azrael to a standstill which is absolutely incredible because Azrael solos. He's gone through many upgrades and skills and is one of the best fighters ever. He's even defeated Bruce.

He also defeated Jason and Tim together in Batman and Robin Eternal.

This is just another point towards the fact that Dick actually won in his fight against Bruce before going into Spyral. They weren't holding back.

Oh yeah. Ra's vs Dick panel, Dick and Ra's aren't going anywhere because Dick is a swordsman equivalent to one of the best in the world. So how do you win a draw? By one upping the opponent. He swings his foot up in midair and completely defeats him. "But that isn't a defeat...Ra's just stopped fighting!" It was complete defeat because Ra's is intelligent and knows when he can't win. Also they have been fighting for a while until they reached the breaking point in the battle. This move is a show of how Dick has that just one inch more that will lead him to be a victor.

Ra's honors Dick so much he tried to give the sword he used to fight with Batman because he thinks Dick is worthy of it. Can anyone receive a higher honor than this from that man?

He'll also use the broken glass of a car window to take down his opponent. If that's not innovation, then what is?

But one last thing since a car door cannot be considered innovative these days.

sticks. He literally took two twigs off the ground to use as weapons against his highly skilled, one of the best assassins, great-grandfather who is fighting with daggers in his hands and all over his body.

But you know the best part?

He draws his opponent to a tie. A tie? Not a win? No it was win after, considering he used his relative's falling body as a launching pad in the middle of the air when they were falling off the bridge to grab onto the bridge with the help of his friend. So it was his win but it's insane how incredible Dick's skills are.

It's really innovative because who thinks of using twigs and winning? Let me also clarify another point. Dick could've used the knives he'd gotten from his talon suit and thoroughly won because when he was brain washed he almost killed Red Condor from how skilled he was but he conscientiously chose to use twigs. In a sword fight. This man.

His improvisation is an asset that many have come to know him for and classify him as dangerous because he can fight with anything, anywhere, and win.

Something I want to end with. Dick only fights people who are stronger than him. I know he's fought mob characters and stuff but his enemies? They are all metas, assassins, skilled fighters, Russian Black Ops, and more. Essentially, people who are the top of the class in their categories and him defeating them equally and fairly is the reason why he has the respect of his enemies. He's just that good.

[sholmeser]

she your on my turn to till i die

[badlydrawnyttd]

can you draw somebody in a comically large tophat

Badly drawn yttd: day 6

[its-haughty]

very normal about them

[ask-all-the-kindergarteners]

ASK-ALL-THE-KINDERGARTENERS: DRAW THIS IN YOUR STYLE!

HERE IS THE SHITPOST DTIYS!!

about the dtiys:

- no deadline! it could have been like 10 years and u can still draw for it

- you can draw this in ur own au if you want

- if you can’t draw the background, there’s no need to draw it (i can’t draw bg’s either)

- make sure ted is visibly traumatized this is crucial

- tag me or use the tag #TedIsHorrifiedDTIYS (i recommend tagging me so i can see it)

okay have fun y’all

[kg-stage-au]

Guardian Interview

We're now open for ask questions. Wondering about their pets or just wondering about them? Ask away!

Full

[ask-kermonty]

Oh no- I hear something..

Its..

Elmonty...........

What the actual hell.

[wolfram-but-art]

[I take your engineer.

Well, try to. Since he is a fully grown 5'7 man and I am 5'3. I don't get very far with him.]

if you were to just ask to hang out, i'm sure this would've gone a lot easier, but whatever you wanna do

[yourturntolive]

nao, why dont you like keiji?

…artistic differences

[ilynpilled]

the white bull is by far the most intolerable kg character to me which says a lot because the competition is fierce

[possamble]

Bonus of being so strong: Falin can now scoop Marcille's 113 pound or so ass into her arms

i feel like she could do that beforehand anyway for a few minutes if she REALLY had to. but now it's just truly effortless and good for her!!

[cloverstar-li]

Quick question -- Is Pilly a hall monitor? His sash kinda makes me thing that but I'm not 100% sure--

Er...sorry for late...🥺💦

But! Ahem! Yes, he's a hall monitor!

[bloodmoonlvr]

LIGHTING. YUP!

[badlydrawnyttd]

badly drawn yttd: day 2 (gonna try and do this daily i think 😳)

[kggamewithgun]

Time to ask!

(While we are drawing the main story)

"How do you turn on this camera?"

"Penny, stop putting your hand on the camera while you eat..”

"Come here, let me help”

"oh!"

"Yay, it can used now! Now we can talk to other people , right?"

"I think?"

"Then, let's get started!”

*Monty holds up a board*

"Don't we already have a mission to do??"