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i know the europeans also are into bananas. they're just not trying to guilt trip me into agreeing that exploiting the global south is a must because autistic jimmy needs the banana when I'm on tumblr.
what europeans don't understand is that here in the US we NEED to exploit the global south because there's poor people here that need bananas
#it was also like me trying to copy when they talk with people outside the us because they always assume you're from europe#like come on
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sorry but this is so absurd like i know this man whimpers so pathetically in bed
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*ahem* Simon “Ghost” Riley (that’s it, that’s the whole post)
#myyyy godddddd#someone sedate me#im so feral for this#like COME ON#simon riley#ghost#cod fandom#i need him biblically
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I’m calling it now, Sam’s gonna become an avatar, willingly.
#the magnus protocol#That’d be a nice parallel to Jon being the avatar without knowing#Like come on#samama khalid#tmagp#tmagp spoilers#tmagp theory
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If you ever see me saying that Ben is straight, it's a sign that I was kidnapped
There’s only 2 things Benji/ Benrius shippers can agree on
1.)Ben is def not straight
2.)Ben does not have a gf
So instead of fighting over ships, why don’t we just have an agreement lmao (I’ve been seeing to much fights on TikTok💀)
Let’s all make a Ben is gay train in the comments, I’ll start😭
#like COME ON#when I say “his gay ass monologue” the first question that comes to mind is “which one”
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everyone is like ‘oh sunshine duke thomas!’ how sunshiny would you be if you were working the fucking gotham dayshift
bro is up at the asscrack of dawn and is legitimately dc’s spiderman but everyone is too busy comparing tim and peter to do anything ABOUT IT SMH
#like come ON#look me in the god damn eyes and tell me that i’m WRONG#dc comics#dc#duke thomas#signal#dc robin#dc signal#batman#batfamily#peter parker#spider-man#tim drake#dc crossover#marvel crossover
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I know shadow the hedgehog is the laughingstock of the gaming community because "haha edgy hedgehog" but I think so much about how a major canonical development for him was he saw a chronically ill 12 year old girl (who was his only friend) shot to death by the army in front of him because for some fucking reason Sonic the Hedgehog has the most batshit insane lore nobody fucking talks about
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HE’S SMILING 🥹😭
A practice smile 😊
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hello everyone taps mic yeah uh i am obsessed with this movie
also that toxic yuri was really something
unfortunately i am a fan
so sorry. please spare my life
#the wild robot#the wild robot fanart#vontroz#roz x vontra#rozzum unit 7134#vontra#fink the fox#fink the wild robot#brightbill#ive watched this movie 6 times in the past 3 days i am serious#vontra was hella touchy#like come on#she puts the wild in the wild robot
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as much as I love deadpool and wolverine, they’re not the first old man yaoi marvel movie, I mean like come on guys venom has been right there
#old man yaoi AND monster fucking#like come on#venom the last dance#deadpool and wolverine#eddie brock#marvel#symbrock#venom#venom symbiote#poolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool#wolverine#venom movie
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Everytime I think about Obi-Wan and Anakin it’s like- I don’t ship them so much as I think they should be together at all times. I think tcw had a point, actually, and the two of them should just. Always be together. I think Anakin is Obi-Wan’s hope in an increasingly difficult life and I think Obi-Wan is Anakin’s tie to humanity when he most feels like a monster. They are intrinsically combined, from the very first movie where Obi-Wan dies at Vader’s hands with a peaceful expression.
It’s Obi-Wan begging Luke not to see Anakin in Vader while Vader searches Luke to see some sign of Obi-Wan. It’s Obi-Wan calling Anakin another pathetic lifeform to Obi-Wan being unable to process the idea of Anakin being anything but good. It’s Anakin awkwardly (adorably) shaking Obi-Wan’s hand to Anakin awkwardly (adorably) bringing up Obi-Wan during conversations with the woman he wants to seduce.
It’s Obi-Wan knowing how to fix Artoo and Obi-Wan teasing Anakin about Artoo. It’s Anakin’s first thought on losing his lightsaber being “Obi-Wan’s going to be mad at me again” and Anakin laughing when Obi-Wan tells him to drive better.
The prequel trilogy is so fascinating because my favourite parts are always Anakin and Obi-Wan. The parts I think about the most often are those parts with Anakin and Obi-Wan. The relationship between these two drives the entirety of the plot of the prequels, to the point that the literal birth mother of the main characters of the original trilogy is all but forgotten in the third movie.
It’s. Obi-Wan spending years watching over Luke because Luke reminds him of Anakin, never approaching because what if Luke really does turn out to be like Anakin…?
It’s Vader assuming that Obi-Wan taught Luke to fight, because who else could teach a Skywalker?
It’s Obi-Wan accepting all the blame for the people he knew best, the people who were basically his family, all dying.
It’s Vader keeping Obi-Wan’s lightsaber in a parallel to Obi-Wan keeping Anakin’s.
They are just. Mutually Obsessed. Obi-Wan held up Anakin and said “this is my whole personality now” and Anakin responded with “neato, same.” They bicker like an old married couple. Anakin can’t imagine even thinking about leaving Obi-Wan behind. Obi-Wan tells Anakin point-blank that he’s a good Jedi who deserves to be a Master.
I ship them because like. The universe? Does?? They are destined to be by each other, in life and in death. They support and sustain each other. There was probably eepy Force magic stuff that made Anakin into a Force ghost because Obi-Wan wanted him to be one.
How else can I explain it? They were made for each other. Like. Literally. They should never be separated. Look what happened when they did separate in universe. They are a nuclear bomb. They have to stay together or the galaxy gets the worst of it, and that’s just canon, somehow.
#the inane ramblings of a madman#star wars#anakin skywalker#darth vader#obi wan kenobi#obikin#vaderwan#long post#every time i see someone say the ship is unhealthy#all i can think is#‘and their platonic relationship is healthy???’#they are the most married couple to ever suffer a bitter divorce#rotj is the custody battle of luke and leia#and obi wan only wins because they get remarried#like come ON#this is beyond soul mates#this is like#legitimately impressive#‘these two love women’ oh and those women aren’t at all like each other??#obi wan doesn’t fall for the literal opposite of a jedi who pisses him off constantly?#anakin doesn’t fall for a diplomatic expert at making people do what they want who calms him down?#i don’t even know what to say anymore#they’re absolutely batshit and i love them
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"oooh I could never forgive Annabeth for using Percy as bait"
Okay well she was 12 and it was a camp game. So you know, she doesn't actually need forgivness
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I love that the vibe in the AA fandom today is simultaneously “HOLY SHIT WE WON!!!” And “I am not fucking calling him that.”
#polly speaks#ace attorney#ace attorney investigations#aai2#Nintendo direct#sebastian debeste#eugh#eustace winner#gross#raymond shields#eddie fender#LIKE COME ON#FENDER????????????#We won but at what cost man.#I’m scared what they’re going to do to justine
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Everyone is all for sex positivity until aroallos want equality, huh?
Everyone is all for stopping the sexualization of women until they’re ace, hm?
Everyone is all for community and openness until cishet aces or aros want to be rightfully recognized as queer, right?
Stop the aphobic bullshit and take a step back. Look at your biases. Look at the language you use and realize how mean you’re being. Learn from your mistakes and become a kinder person.
I used to be aphobic. I didn’t understand how someone could feel little to no romantic attraction especially, and it was because I am very alloromantic. But that is exactly how homophobes look at the rest of the queer community. Since they don’t experience the attraction we do, the choose to believe it’s not real.
Just because you don’t fully understand what it’s like to be aspec doesn’t mean you should be hating aspec people. They are queer too. Fucking treat them as such.
#like come on#‘sex and romance are what makes us human!’#*chucks a penguin at you* BEHOLD! A MAN!!!#aspec#aromantic#asexual#aphobes fuck off#aphobia#I’m not aspec myself but fuck you if you think I’m not gonna stand up for the aspec people I love
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"he just wants to race!" "he doesn't pay attention to the world around him, he probably doesn't even know politics is something that exists!" "he was told to do this/say this" i dont know how to break it to you but saying that your favourite guy has the spine, brain and agency of a jellyfish is not the grand justification you think it is.
#anti norris#like come on#same energy exact same energy as that person who defended drivers going on holiday during covid lockdowns#“those people are allowed to not care because they're rich”
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