#like . ok . okAy whatver

[phantom-does-a-thing]

i love literally just trying to vibe and then the most raw insecurities start to crawl out of the walls like scurrying insects

[milflewis]

not gerry adams. biden pls be serious

[weirdogirl888]

temptations part two!

part one here

a/n: so tumblr hates me and decided to remove all my italics but i’m to lazy to add them back in so uhm..cope. also I KNOW the photo above isn’t jake but erm whatver 🙄🙄

requests are always open 👻

wc: 1.4k

warnings: smut (duh), smoking, oral (m receiving, reader is a light weight, creampie, praise uhmmm donnie is a perv lol

smut under the cut 💋

the walk to donnie’s house was quiet. you both walked with nerves looming over your heads, but for diffrent reasons.

donnie couldn’t believe that the first girl to come to his house, his room was no other than the cutest girl in school, and was in awe at how lucky he was.

you on the other hand fretted about how you’d pay him. you blew all your allowance on the mall last week with your friends and was worried the plan you had in your brain might not work. you didn’t even know if donnie was into a girl like you.

“so have you ever smoked before?” donnie asked pulling you out of your thoughts. you two neared his front porch

you paused, causing him to turn and face you with a curious look on your face.

“n-no, i haven’t, can you teach me?” you looked up with pleading eyes which made a pit form in the back of his throat and a warm feeling at the bottom of his stomach which he recognized all to well.

“woah really? that’s so cute. sure i can, you can count on me.” his corny attitude made you giggle

you two raced up to his room and plopped your stuff on the foot of his bed, you walked around and admired his weird drawings and cool posters.

“your drawings are strange, i like them” you complimented.

“thanks” he muttered, he took this time to rifle through his drawers to find his stash. as well as a way to hide his beat red face. no one ever has complimented his drawings before. his therapist called them worrisome and his mom wouldn’t say anything about them. but the sad glint in her eye told him all he needed to know.

“because this is your first time, i’ll give you an eighth on the house. this is the good stuff from my personal stash which i don’t really sell, it’s just for me. but, since your new and all i thought i’d give you the best of the best. since it’s your first time and all.” he said rambling as he began to roll up the substance, his skilled fingers working nimbly to pack and twist the joint.

when he licked at the rolled paper you almost passed out. he’s so hot you thought squeezing your thighs together.

“i’m a little scared donnie..” you muttered, shyness overcoming you.

“don’t be y/n, here- all you have to do is just breath in through your mouth when i blow the smoke at you. i’ll go first ok?” he lit the joint and brought it up to his lips, taking a deep inhale and then inhaling when it left his plump lips.

you looked at him ready. he turned to you and just as you opened your mouth and started to inhale he blew the smoke right into your mouth. the weed hit you and you immediately started coughing.

your face blushed from the proximity and intimacy of it all, as well as embarrassment. “i totally coughed up a lung.”

“it’s okay” he said laughing “everyone coughs their first time….want another hit?”

and that’s how the next twenty minutes was spent. him exhaling smoke into your lungs and getting closer and closer every time to where your noses were barely brushing. it was safe to say you were pretty stoned. the weed hitting you making your eyes go low and you felt all giggly.

“wow donnie. this, this stuff is pretty great ya know ha.” you said staring at him through half closed lids.

“isn’t it?” he said smiling lazily, eyes boring into yours.

“you’re sooo kind for giving me this on the house. ya sure there’s not any way i could pay you?”

“welll i can think of one idea i might have.” he said with a smirk on his face.

“oh? what’s that?” the weed and the warmth from between your legs made you bold, but donnie was one step ahead of you.

“how about i make you more comfortable?” in an instant he pulled your body so you were flush with his lap, your sweet body wash making him dizzy. he was so warm, and so handsome under you.

“think i deserve a kiss for giving you this great weed. don’t ya think?” he said tapping his lips.

you wasted no time connecting yours to his. you knew no girls really talked to him, and he hardly went on any dates. but his mouth was a fucking pro. he kissed you like his life depended on it. his lips felt so good neither of you wanted to stop. you parted for air which made him immediately attach his hot mouth to your neck. littering it in sloppy wet kisses.

“been waiting for this so long donnie” you whined.

he pulled back in surprise “really?”

“yeah, had a crush on you for so long.” you kissed him again, this time more heated then the last. his hands rested on your waist drew circles into your warm skin with his thumbs.

you pulled back and started unbuttoning your shirt. donnie couldn’t believe his eyes. “shit y/n. you dont- you dont need to do that.”

“but i want you to feel me.” you pouted. discarded shirt left on the ground aswell as your bra. donnie’s eyes bulged at the sight of your breasts. you dragged his frozen hands over you and made him grope them. then bent down to kiss him some more.

donnie picked you up and walked you to the bed and roughly threw you down, causing you to squeal in surprise from his amount of strength.

he tore his shirt off and started attacking your breasts. he kneaded and pinched one whilst sucking violently on the other. then switching to the other one and then groping them with both hands whilst kissing your neck.

“fuck donnie your mouth feels so good.” you moaned as your eyes rolled to the back of your head in utter bliss.

donnie’s clothed crotch grinded on you which you met with equal desperation.

“i wanna feel you so bad.” he whined between kisses “please can i fuck you y/n? please? i’ll make you feel so good baby ahh-!”

your palming of his rock hard cock had caught him off guard. you wasted no time slipping off the bed and sat on your knees, staring up at him with wide hungry eyes. he turned to sit on the bed, figuring out what you were about to do. and waisted to time ripping off his belt and pulling broth his slacks and his boxers.

your mouth watered when his girthy dick sprang free, hard as a brick. you had no anticipation that he was gonna be this big. but you weren’t complaining

so it really is always the quiet ones.

you slowly licked up his shaft before sucking on his tip and swiping your tongue around it. having him let out a pathetic moan.

you then began to bob your head up and down until tears started forming in your eyes. you pulled off with a loud pop and started breathing for air, your eyes never leaving his.

you pulled off your painties and your skirt and got up to sit on his lap. kissing him hard, which was mostly just tongue . you both pulled back for air and rested your heads on each others foreheads

“i wanna feel you so bad baby.” donnie said squeezing your hips.

you lifted up and used your hand to grab his dick and line it up with your entrance. slowing sinking down into it. donnie’s eyes blew wide as you let out a huge moan. you paused for you to get used to the shear length of him stretching you out and wrapped your army’s around donnie’s neck for support before you started bouncing up and down.

donnie sat there in awe and stillness as you got yourself off on his dick. he never really thought he’d be that big. but you getting more and more pleasure with every thrust had him turning into a wild animal.

“you cock feels so good donnie.” you say whining as it nudged the right spot over and over again. you were in heaven.

“fuck yeah baby, your pussy is so tight for me. and just for me right? you’re mine now, got that?” he said possessively. he was seeing you in a new light now that his dick was the one making your face twist into a twisted fucked out mess.

you moaned in response, barely comprehending anything your dealer had said. which made donnie annoyed. he pushed half of himself off the bed keeping you on top of him and started mercilessly fucking up into you. causing you to scream.

“i said who’s are you?” he groaned.

“yours! yours! m’ all yours donnie—ahhhh fuck! you feel so good”

the new position was making you go blank. the pleasure was so overwhelming and the girth of donnie made you cry and sigh your nails into his shoulders.

“yeah that’s right” he said kissing every inch of you “you’re mine now, your pussy is mine. only i can make you feel this way. shit, i’m so fucking excited to see you limping at school tomorrow. knowing it’s all just from me.”

his words were sending you over the edge, your climax soon approaching.

“donnie m’ close” you whimper.

“really? cause we’re barely getting started” he said, making his thrusts harder and harder until you spilled all over him. your suctioning pussy made him bite his lip. trying to it to cum just yet.

he fully pulled out, causing you to whine from the loss of him.

“get on your back baby.” you did as you were told, staring up at him.

he started to take both your ankles and push them far above your head, bending you as far as you’d go without it being painful. the new position gave him a clear view of your sopping pussy which made his breath shake.

“donnie what are you— ohh!” you screamed as donnie shoved his fat cock into your tight hole again. the new position made your brain short circuit. his tip bumping your gummy g spot with every thrust.

donnie wasn’t gonna last long, his balls slapping the beginning of your ass made a loud sound that filled the room, as well as your moans. he brought a hand down and gently rubbed your clit. making you whine. you next orgasm building up to the point all you could say was donnie’s name over and over again.

your next orgasm hit you ten times stronger than the first one and donnie was not far behind you. thrusting more and more as to have his entire seed dumped into your cervix. his eyes pet with a vehicular sight when he pulled out of your and his combined cum.

“Jesus” was all he could say.

“same here” you said out of breath.

“we should smoke and do this again sometime.”

“agreed”

[bsideheart]

🌎 OPERATION HOT CHIMP: THE REDEMPTION TOUR

OK before yall start fuckin me int he ass, let me jsut say that i only have TWO RULES this time. Thats right theres only TWO RULES. I know i said im leavin but im givin yall one last chance to make this righr and blow everonyes minds w the

WORLDWIDE DANGER DAYS BLAST💥🤯🧨💣

On July 26s were gon post killjoys headcanons, fics, art, roleplays etc to show the world that were back with a force.

Ive only got TWO RULES, here they are:

🦍 NO MAKIN FUN OF ME OR ANYONE ELSE

🦍 You gotta get insipration from at LEADST one of these songs: open.spotify.com/playlist/35cHihrmnUmNFlg9JnfG6e?si=863a62d6e5b44b11

MCR is a great band an all but i think yall coudl broden your horizons, these are some of the greatest bands of the century imo, tbh i recommned listenin to it all the way through but if yall cant do that yall can listen to it while your drivin or makinr stuff for OPERATION HOT CHIMP, its youre choice

Ok so are yall happy now, thats only TWO RULES, its not like yall dont have rules to begn with, 'the killjoys ARE NOT MCR' is a rule last time i checked but whatver, hope yall get some insipration from those songs..........

July 26, its the OPERATION HOT CHIMP: THE REDEMPTION TOUR 🌍

Were gonna blow everyones minds, write it down, dont forget ✍️🤯

As Ricky Bobby said shake.....and BAKE 🤛

okay ricky bobby there are some good songs on that playlist so i'll give you this one. character development

[resident-gay-bitch]

steve’s laying in bed, he’s flipping through the pages of the fancy new magazine nancy just started working for, trying to find her first offical report. beside him is eddie, and he’s playing with a loose thread on his knee, in the hole of his pyjama pants he got after sleep walking one night, and chuckling on the phone with robin.

robin had been talking with steve, before eddie snatched the phone away and started telling her about some dumb customer who went on a rant about how they shouldn’t play showtunes over the speakers in the mechanic shop because it’s “kinda queer”, when all three owners (eddie, his aunt and her daughter) are probably some of the queerest the city has to offer.

steve’s smiling, unable to help himself as he listens to eddie talk. he’d already heard the story twice today, once when eddie got home and then again over dinner with wayne, but he doesn’t mind the sound of his boyfriends voice.

halfway through the report he’s reading, eddie goes quiet for a moment. steve looks over, since his boyfriend is never quiet, ever, even when sleeping, and especially not when on the phone with robin.

eddie glanced up at steve and turned pink cheeked and smiled, nodded his head and hummed in response to whatver robin was saying.

then eddie bit his lip nervously to hide a smile and turned his head away from steve, “you think?” he asked, and steve listened as closely as he could to try and figure out what they were talking about. but his hearing is kinda shit these days, and he doesn’t have his aid in.

“yeah… yeah, okay- yeah.” eddie’s nodding along, twisting the phone chord in his fingers now, “okay, yeah, i was thinking… mhm, that’s good. ok- huh? ohh… yep. heh, yeah, okay… okay, yeah, bye, bob- got it. okay- okay, buckley, jeez louise!”

steve smiled and couldn’t help but laugh along when eddie did.

“yeah, love you too, bobbie. wanna- okay!” eddie laughed again and blew a raspberry into the receiver, “you suck! no he’s mine- no, hey, you’ve got a lot of nerve talking about my sunshine like that- oh, as if you don’t talk worse about nancy. okay, robin, im hanging up now- yes, i know he was your best friend first… okay. got it…. yeah, i will. i promise. okay, thanks… byeeee!”

steve smiled as eddie hung up the phone and sighed, rolling over onto his side to face steve.

“that sounded like an interesting call.”

“it’s robin.” eddie shrugged, smiling up at him like steve hung the damn moon, “never a dull moment. how’s nancys thing?”

“really good.” steve smiled, marking the page before setting it down on his bedside table and rolled to face eddie too, “are you sleepy?”

“yeah, a little.” eddie smiled, “but i can stay up if you want.”

steve nodded and snuggled down into the pillow, huffing when his glasses skewed. eddie giggled and reached out, taking them off of steve’s face before folding them up and setting them on top of the magazine for him.

“thanks, baby.” steve sighed, watching eddie get settled again.

“you’re so welcome, sunshine.” eddie smiled and leant over to press a little kiss on the tip of steve’s nose; like he does every night. just the way he likes it.

steve reached out to hold eddie’s hands as they both settled, looking at eachother with flushed cheeks. steve loves that they’re both still so smitten, so far into their relationship. three years together, and steve still giggles everytime eddie bites his lip and says “baby” like he’s wounded every time steve takes off his shirt.

“i like this one.” steve said, tapping his pointer finger on the new ring eddie was wearing, where their fingers were interlocked, “it’s more smooth than the devil horns, doesn’t poke me when we hold hands.”

“i’ll keep that in mind.” eddie smiled, “i think it’s cute, reminds me of you.”

“why?” steve glanced up at eddie, taking his gaze off the sparkly gems encrusted in the skulls face.

“it’s pretty.”

see, steve’s blushing again. it’s almost intimidating how much power eddie can have over steve with just a few silly little words like that. but, wow… even after all this time, eddie still thinks steve is pretty.

even after all this time, he saw something pretty and it made him think of steve, so he bought it.

steve feels so giddy.

“hmm, you’re sweet.” steve smiled, ducking his head to look at all of eddie’s rings again, “still, this one is my favourite.” he said, sliding his finger over the dark silver ring with a black stone in the centre, one he’s always known eddie to wear. eddie never takes it off, actually. calls of his luckiest of charms (apart from steve)

“yeah?” eddie smiled, twisting said ring around his finger with his thumb, “it’s real pretty, huh? kinda gothy too.”

“yeah.” steve sighed.

“it’s given me all the luck, you know?” eddie said, and steve does know because eddie says this every time steve mentions how much he likes this ring of eddie’s, “i found it the day of my first paid gig, wore it the day i got my first A for history, i wore it and it helped me live, i wore it and it got me you.”

“you’re such a sap.” steve rolled his eyes, sarcastically of course.

“says you.” eddie nudged steve and chuckled, fiddling with the ring in question. “i think you should wear it.”

“what?” steve asked, stunned.

“yeah, you should wear it.” eddie nodded.

“what, do you think i need luck?”

eddie laughed, “no, baby. it’s your favourite, and i want you to wear it… like my necklace. you’re my lucky charm now anyway.”

steve blushed and shook his head, “ed’s, i can’t.”

“yeah, go on.” eddie pushed, a little more enthusiastic now, propping himself up on an elbow, “you wear it, everyday, just for me? i have to take it off at the shop half the time anyway, remember?”

“you really want me too?” steve asked with wide eyes and a thumping heart, “are you sure?”

“the most sure.” eddie smiled, pulling off his ring and holding it up for steve to push his finger through. “it will look so good on you, sunshine. carry a little bit of your freak boyfriend with you.”

steve rolled his eyes and smiled again, lifting his hand to poke it through his pointer finger. he likes wearing rings on that finger.

“nah, other hand.” eddie said, pulling the ring back untill steve huffed and complied.

with a smile, he held out his other pointer finger for eddie to put the ring on.

“nope, not that finger. it won’t look best there.”

steve deadpanned his boyfriend and eddie gave him a toothy grin in response. steve stretched his middle finger out before flipping his hand to show it to eddie. and eddie fake gasped and shook his head at steve.

“how dare you?”

“put it on, doofus.”

“nah.” eddie clicked his tongue, “wrong finger.”

steve huffed and extended his ring finger, and eddie smiled, pleased, and slid the ring on. steve flexed his hand, looking at the new addition, when eddie wrapped both palms around steve’s and kissed the knuckle behind the ring.

“what do you think?” eddie asked, a little timid.

“looks great, ed.” steve smiled, laughing to himself, “people might think i’m married though.”

“yeah…” eddie smiled, “that’s the point.”

steve glanced up at him and shook his head, “you want people to think i’m married now?”

“no.” eddie nodded. “i want them to know you’re married.”

“i’m not married, though.” steve chuckled.

“not yet.” eddie shrugged, hiding the bottom half of his face behind steve’s hand as he blushed, “but… maybe in june? robin said you’ve always wanted a june wedding.”

“har har.” steve grinned.

eddie smiled softly, kissing steve’s palm, “how about the seventh? your favorite number.”

“what?” steve furrowed his brow.

“our wedding.” eddie said with a nervous laugh, twisting the ring around steve’s finger, “what do you think?”

steve looked down at the ring, then at eddie, then at the ring, then at eddie, then at the ring again, and then eddie, and-

“oh my god!” steve sat up, looking down at the ring before turning fully to face eddie, who was slowly sitting up himself, “are you- is this…. you wanna marry me?”

eddie smiled, nodding his head as he reached out for steve, “course i do, baby, i love you. and i know it’s not exactly legal, but it won’t make it any less real.” he shrugged, taking steve’s hand in his own, “do you wanna marry me, stevie?”

steve gasped and flung himself into eddie’s arms, holding him so tightly, “yeah, yeah i wanna marry the shit out of you.”

eddie chuckled and smoothed his hand over the back of steve’s head, kissed his temple and pressed his nose there, “i wanna marry the shit out of you too, sunshine.”

steve sobbed, hiding his face in the crook of eddie’s neck, taking in the warmth of him and the thick smell of his after shower musk, “i love you so much.”

eddie cradled him closer, “i love you so much too, baby.”

steve pulled back and looked at the ring again. his most favourite ring of eddie’s is now his most favourite ring of all time because it’s a promise. a promise that eddie’s gonna love him forever.

eddie’s giving steve his lucky ring because he’s got everything he’s ever needed. he doesn’t need good luck like that, so long as he’s got his stevie. and holy shit, steve is never leaving this man, no matter what. steve loves him.

he loves him so much.

almost as much as he loves this damn ring.

“oooo!” steve heard a little shriek from somewhere in the room, and he whipped his head around to find it.

“oh, that’s just rob and nance.” eddie supplied, reaching back over for the phone that he apparently didn’t actually hang up, “hey- yep. please stop squealing into the phone, robin- i know your best friend is engaged, but please, i’d like to be able to hear him when he reads out his wedding vows.”

steve snatched the phone off of eddie and couldn’t help the grin when he heard robins excited wails, “hey, robbie!”

“oh my god, i’m so glad he finally did it!” she squealed, “i’ve been trying to convince him for the past two years that you’d definitely be down to marry him-“

“he’s been wanting to propose for two years-“

“oh my god.” eddie groaned, hiding his head in his hands, “you can’t go two minuets without embarrassing me, rob?”

“two…” steve’s stomach was in knots, and it was flipping, and there were butterflies all over. he grabbed eddie, sliding his fingers through damp curls and pulled him in for a big kiss, “i fucking love you-“

“stop kissing when i’m on the phone with you, i don’t wanna hear it, dingus!” robin wailed, “im hanging up now but just so you know i’ve already planned your bucks party! okay, byeeee.”

“love you, bye!” steve called before tossing the phone away and kissing eddie again.

“fuck, you don’t know how happy i am that you said yes.” eddien smiled and kissed him more, locking his fingers between steve’s and rubbing his pinkie over the engagement ring.

because they’re engaged now.

and steve’s getting married.

steve’s getting married to eddie, his fiancé.

life couldn’t get much luckier than this.

I hc that Eddie proposes to steve by just taking one of his rings off and giving it to steve

[gwen-de-rolo]

i was going on with my day normally and then i paused and my mind went "what if Evie was in trouble and Mick went bonkers" so of course i had to come here

i got my teeth pulled out so maybe not grwat cohereence

but you are onto something here buddy boy

mick would probably riot. yoou know that thign i sent you in pms like ages ago when you asked about angsty evie lets imagine him during that. ff you. werent around for that basicalyy evie fgets kidnapped

There's definitely a mimetn where he wants to blame cooper and he sorra does behidn the sccemed. proph definitely hears it.

then fickler pulls them out bc well conflict of interetcst. too much emotuon in the situation with the team and obcviously coop is now a parent of the victim so he cant exactlyy be investiagting at the same time. so th4ey obviously obviously just jump onto the backs of whoever's investigating, fuck it we'll do the current cm team bc it's my story and it lines up. ok? ok. so emily feeds mick(mainly mick bc let's face they're both gay and mick has apologised for his behaviour in t'he fight' and gone on double dates with emily)so she feeds him info and stuff and the main cm team is like what the shit is going on, mick realises oh shit evie the main tagret

os the cm team is like eyy cmsb you wanna help. fickler's like nooooo but hell hath no fury like the cmsb team scorned so coop basically goes hwacha hwavha on fickler. and mick, prophet and gina go with the cm team to find the kidnappeds or whatvere you calle them and tis a loooot like stratys the episode strays the one where the girl got kidnapped okay so its almsot a traffickling ring ked by like the team;s worst enemty or smth idk man fill in the alknvs so :_)))))

mcik goes crazy trying to fins evei(not just evei but amin objective is evie)so yeah he treies not to especially cause prohetphe is there oooo babybgirl so he doesn't kill eveyrone but he does kill mroe than normal you feel

so they save evie and yeah and eyah and cooper is not tvery otu tehre with his eothiosn so evei goes mainly to proph and mick's hosue and then mick goes a little more bonkers and basically yells and coop and stuff for not yknow. yknow.

so yeah.

he probably also yelles at fickled for not giving them the assignment bc they couldve save dwayyy more girls so everyone feels mick's wrath. during this case, they're scared to let him interrogate anyone one-on-one because whoopseie he threew somone into a wall the first time so ohno and then he yeah he was basically proph in theat one episode wwith the lawayer and the girl and the sex mursder so yeahah

i'll write later when iwm s can swirite betetr

[yuri-for-businesswomen]

I didn't come with ill intentions and i gave you 0 reason to believe so. If you believe otherwise that's your prerogative.

The reason why I'm so adamant about this is because i've noticed this pattern of downplaying the harmz down by women in radfem spaces as if we, survivors, had any say in the sex of our abuser/rapist. I understand you wanna categorize sexual violence and how it plays out differently given who enacts it. However, from my experience, *every single time* this has been done by a radfem, it always ends up with downplaying what happened to us, saying that we should feel safe with women because men are a bigger threat I've had feminists who were involved in DV support groups say to my face "ok but its not like its a guy it doesnt really count" etc and yh whatver do whatever you want, say whatver you want, i just wanted to let you know that i didn't start this conversation to annoy you or whatever.

okay i am really sorry you have made this experience and if my posts came across this way, that was not my intention at all. i never said rape only counts when there was penetration, i said i consider it rape when there was no consent for a sexual interaction, which means there was force or a direct threat enacted. the sex of the offender and victim does not matter for this definition.

i just wanted to differentiate from phenomena like the prevalence of female wardens in juvenile detention centers in america who have consensual sex with the prisoners, which is still sexual abuse due to the stark power imbalance. or a grooming victim having consensual sex with their groomer. specifically because i think that these experiences often go underacknowedged because there was consent, but for victims its important to communicate that what happened to them was still abuse. this also makes it easier for potential victims and bystanders to identify these patterns.

[orphankin]

my friend hosted a bad fanfic drinking night so I wrote this specifically for that. please don't think this is genuine or that this is how I write. I will explode. anyway it's about Solas and the Herald of Andraste

Author bio:

Hi! :3 im the future best writier in America! I don say the world because of rr martin teehee. Heres a little something bive been workin on :) its about solas in high school! au. I don’t really know that much about him as a character but hes got like that dad teacher vibe goin on so I wanted to know what hed be like if he was son student instead! Here is is , my masterpiece

Soals: this isn’t my first day in high school, just so you now. Im actually in my third year, so ive prety much got this down pat. Every high school has its clicks. Weve got the mages and the red crystals that walk around. They’re scaryi on the football team. Weve got French club and the guildmaskers . hell theres even at emple just aross the way. But most importantly we have the herald of andy. Theyre sooooooo dreammy ~~~ every time thy walk pasty me int he hallway, I nearly FAITN . everyones had a hrush on them since forever but today is the day I make my move ,’;)

Salas: hey hot stuff hows it goin?

Hearld of andy: woah isn’t that a bit forward?

Solas: oh sorry itsj ust that youre on fire so I wanted mto make sure youre ok

Herald of andy: omg am i? -screams_ holy shit thanks for telling me im glad I put that out

Solas: yeah im glad youre safe! But maybe I should come over to ours later to make sure youre eally oka?

Herald of andy: um well imsupposed to have football practice after school

Soals: yeah but like youre prefect so I mean. Do you really need to practice?

Herald of any: oh I guess youre right@ ill meet you atmy place then/

Saolas: hell yah babey cant wait! *kissy fasce*

~~~

Back at their palce

Solas: omg your castle si sooo nice thanks for having me over

Herals of andy: yeah no problem

Soals: so let me check on that wound, hot stuff

Herald of andy: oh yeah! -removes jacket-

Soals: so youre just a litle singed on the jacken here but I need ot see yhour skin so make sure

Herald of andy: oh~ okay -blushes- -takes off shirt-

Solas: wow youre so warm. Maybef rom the burn

Sherald of andy: and youre like greally cold _gassps- at finger touches fromc old

Solas: if only I had someone who caould wrap something around me to be less cold -shivers-

Herald of andy: I mean my cloths are right there..

Solas: hee hee oh ya ok thanks! -peace sign fingers-I don’t know actually if this isenough im relaly cold -shivers but pretend this time-

Herald of andy: oh I mean I guess I can get closer . for the inspection too right?

Solas: omg yasss pelase do -puppy dog eyes-

Herald of andy: -puts check on bald tattood head_ actually this is really nice maybe? Do you tihnk?

Solas: yes omg I feel like im everything you need, do you tink? – casts spell-

Herald of andy: woah ! what speell dod you jsut cast?

Solas: oh uh iltll help you on the test omorrow! Tee hee

Herald of andy: oh I guess that s liek really cind of you actually omg thank you I was worred taht I wasn’t conna do well tomororow

Solas: well ic an help you sudy too your hormwork if you dlike?

Herald of andy: oh sure! Its in m room tho, I don’t know if that’s like weird or anything

Solas: -blushes- blushes ahah no its okay! Im already in your cloths so like whatver you know?

Herald of andy:hee hee -picks up solas and takes in to room- alryugiht! Heres it is. Do you oike?

Solas: omg its so spaceous, and what  a big bed you have!

Herald of andy: omg are you like a wolf or something? Aha grandma jokes

Solas: -bluishes- I mean I am wearing your clothes

Herald of andy: well we should fix that then shouldn’t we

-both start takin goff each others cloths and panting real hard-

Hearld of andy: are you sure you didn’t cast like a horny hot dog spell on me?

Solas: if I did, do you mind now?

Hardl of andy: oh I guess not, I just really need you inside me rn

o.O fade to black yuckkos!!!!!

~~~

Next day at wcool:

Solas; hey! Herald of andy! Omg last nigthw as so fun

Herald of andy: -is with friend group- um who are you?

Solas: we uh -whispers- did the nasty last night?

Herald of andy: uh I don’t remember anything about yesterday. Im gonna go now

Solas: shit! I think I made that spell too strong, they don’t remember antyhing abotu yesterday. But our special night! I guess ill just hve to di t again

_finds herald of andy in the lucnh room-

Solas: so uh youre one fire

Herald of andy: no I don’t think I am

Solas: -casts a spell- no like you are

Hearld of handy: um why is my jacket so cold

Solas: -shiti wrong seplle!- uh I mean I could wamr that oup for you if youd let me wear it later tonight -wink-

Hearld of andy: sorry I have tennis practice

Solas: aren’t you the best tho?

Hearld of andy: not in tennis! Only if football

Solas: well ahwat if we played frotball instead?

Herald of andy: um that sounds gross I coulld never play frottball with you

Solas: we’ll see baout that – winks-

-later at tennis court-

Solas: wow! Look at hour strong they are! I wish I woas that ball – blushes- oh their strong arms could do som uch to me! -cheers herald of andy on- whoo hoo go yeah!hit that thang!

-after rpacetice-

Herald of andy: wow it was actually so nice taht you came to practice omg thank you, no one else cheers for me even tho iave got a lof of friends

Solas: ill always be there for you bb

Herald of andy: hey do you cthink you can warm of me jacket for me?

Solas: oh totally! -grans hold tightly-

Hearld of andy: oh haha I meant back at my ;ace ;p

Solas: -blushes- ok~~

-at hearsld of andy house again-

Heralds of adny: -picks up solas- ive got you now bitch.

Salas: is chocking- whats the fuck?

Hewarld of andy: I asked me frinds what happened yesterfday and they said that I skipped football practice for some tiny little eplf dweeb. What did yo u do to me! Why cant I remember?

Solas: we sahred a really spaceal ngith together ok? You really enjoyed yoruself and said youy wanted more!

Herald of andy: then why don’t I remember it! Why would you make me forget it! No you’ve got too fair! -atatacks-

Soals: woah… the full puwer of the herald! – cums-

Herarld of andy: oh my maker fucki! Tahts groosss!!

Solas: are you sure you don want to play frotball? Now?

Fade to black~~~

 ~~~

Beginin=g of sendior year

Salas: hey herald of andy..

Herald of andy: what do you could passibly want?

Solas: I juwast wanting to tell you that

Herald of andy: I DON’T WANT TO HEAR IT -they said while being loud-

Solas: -says while bing quite- im pregnant..

Herald of andy: what?? That’s not how frotoball works you can t be pregsnat

Solas: well I just am ok??? And……………………………… I miss you

Herald of adny: I don’t think that s my problem actually

Solas: - starts crying-

Andy: herald, what are you doing?

Herald of andy: andy?????? I thought your voice went out and that’s why you sent me to high school cause you couldn’t talk cause you’re voice went out??

Andy: thatw as last year herald but im back now and you better talke care of that kid in solass belly

Herald of andy: again tahtws not how frottdogging works like he cannot be pregnant. He just cannot be anywhere close tot hat state of mind of or body like don’t test me or ill sotp being your hearld

Andy: well I don’t need you anywmore anwyay cause my voice went back in babey so you know what im gonna do? Im gonna be the pasrent you referuse to be. Come to me solas

Solas: yes daddy 0runs into arms crying-

Andy: me and my boy girlfriend soals are gonna take a trip to Canada for our honeymoon and youre NOT INVITED

Herald of andy: well im gonna go marry football nd YOURE NOT INVITED

Andy: well were gonna play frotball and its bonna be so much better than you gould ever

Herald of andy: ew in front of the child? Ew

Solas: its not like theyre here yet!!! Stfu byu the maker fuck

Herald of andy: -is making out with a football-

Andy: -grabs solas and burst thoruight the ceiling flying away to quebic-

Football: -cries, is incomfortbale-

[yellowshibe]

when am i gonna learn that opening up to people never works out cause i finally say what i wanna after a billion messages or 20 minutes of talking but at that point they're already so OVERwhelmed they just give me a lackluster yeah. i need to save the self analyzing for therapy but idk intimacy is being known so like....Wtf.....wtf!!!!! doesn't anyone i know know how to validate someone and like active listen lmfao. come on people. y'all can do this

[sallytwo]

Any survival tips for cadet life? 😭

Ok I'm answering this dead serious. like 100%

do not stick out. don't be the best in the group and DO NOT be the worst in the group just be there. the more you're recognized the more room you have to fuck up.

its literally just a game. like just follow the orders and act out your part yes it's impractical and stupid but IT'S A GAME!

mio enegery caffiene drops add them to your water before going to bed every night and drink it as soon as you wake up :thumbs_up: if you put 4 in its equivalent to an energy drink.

have something in your room that makes you happy idfk like i realized they don't care if i decorate my desk and just have some mementos and stuff that make me happy and i snuck in a plant and then dont care. what ever !

if you have inspections in the morning put your mattress pad on your desk its 100% easier to roll up in the morning and then you're not sleeping on the ground

find stuff outside cadet lief that you can engage with i mean like my normal irl friends stopped TALKING TO ME when i became a cadet. but you do need a connection to the outside world in whatver form that may take. or you will become a regimental zombie and go insane.

if people invite you to do stuff go out and do it. unless you are going to have a miserable time in which case take time for yourself and chill af. but there is a fine line to balance here.

LEARN THE DIFFERENCE... BETWEEN A GOOD REFRESHING NAP... AND JUST LYING IN YOUR BED IN THE DARK NOT SLEEPING... thats how you get depressed.

if its cold outside close the windows when you enter your room and open them when you leave for class/obligations. because then you air out your room and get fresh air in your room when youre gone. it makes sucha huge difference.

spraying cleaner in front of a fan will make your entire room smell nice. also.

find some fun things to do or at least some things to do that get you outside of tha company and stuff. even if its random af just do it man.

if you dont know whether or not to salute someone just do it. maybe you'll look like an idiot if its just a 3/C but if its a reggie and you DONT salute them... brother you're in big trouble !

having nice soaps or lotions or stuff is sooo nice i got these nice solid cologne and they make my day like ten percent better it makes such a difference.

loyalty comes above a lot dont be a snitch dont be a narc but know when sticking your head out for others is gonna get YOU fucked over. also dont be overly loyal to people who arent loyal back.

do not ever get involved in company drama. if it comes down to it just sit in your room all day DONT GET INVOLVED IN DRAMA WITH OTHER CADETS

when marching you shouldn't be able to see the person to your right's shoulder

dont date other cadets /srs

if you are going through a period where youre kind of miserable and depressed and dont want to be here and just want to drop out and go home DON'T CHOOSE THIS TIME TO REPLAY NIGHT IN THE WOODS. IM SERIOUS ON THIS ONE.

okay cadets for life. anon i love you. we can make this together brother.

[prettygirlgerard]

hey i hope u dont mind this internet stranger but i just wanted to do a little queer rant and had nowhere to put it . i finally listened to hesitant alien on a car ride home from the beach the other day and my LORD when i got to the end. if there was ever an album that was just like a big warm hug from a person that feels the same way you feel and with the same vigor that you do, and knowing there are thousands of ppl you will never even know the names of listening to that same album that feel the same way. its like we’re all the stars in the sky. and especially listening to these songs in 2022 seeing gerard as free and confident as they are now its like wow. yes i am queer living in a shitty bigoted country/state and yes everything will rly b ok . i just felt like that if there was anyone who could understand how it feels to be a queer brown high schooler with pronouns living in florida it would be a queer brown high schooler with pronouns living in texas lmfao (side note abt florida - i was at mcr sunrise for my birthday!!! i was there when they brought the trans flag onstage!!!!!!!!!) sorry this got so long but every time u post smthin like texas is my drugstore perfume im always like …. youre so real king 💯💯💯 know that there is an anon on your funky little gway themed tumblr dot com blog that is with you

oh my god REAL literally okay yeah this made my day. like you guys Texas is my drugstore perfume it’s my Hesitant Alien like. Yeah you described how that album feels better than I can literally a big hug we are all stars in the sky…Oh there are so many of us auygggg whatever whatver you get it you get it…. Tysm Anon ☝️😭💖💖💖💖

[hoe-imaginess]

just Kakashi things

“random and somewhat simpy Kakashi hcs pls” as requested in a commission

You have to be able to make him laugh. Like. You don’t have to be a clown who’s got the jokes 24/7 but just... PLS... a relationship with inside jokes... he loves it. Please let there be inside jokes. Please let him come home after a long day at work and you say that one thing that always gets him chuckling and agh it feels so nice to let loose after he’s had a hard day 

He’s still a shinobi and tends to have a ‘mind over heart’ rationale about the world, but you’ll became such a huge part of that world at some point. So much so that he doesn’t make decisions/mull over tough situations/plan something long-term without thinking of how you fit into it

Like oh. He needs to leave for a few weeks and go help out a neighboring village??? But you’ve been having a hard time recently with work/school/whatver, so he’d hate to leave you while you’re struggling... maybe another jounin can take over for him 

Sort of morbid but Kakashi knows he’s really falling for you when he... yikes... starts having nightmares about you

He wakes up in a sweat trying to shake the dream away, while his heart is pounding so fast in his chest he thinks he’s going to pass out

That’s when he knows his feelings for you are getting real because oh shit you’ve become so important to him that his dumbass, self-sabotaging mind is automatically wired to assume something important to him is going to be snatched away... like most things in his life have been

He has nightmares/bad thoughts about the person he’s starting to fall for because he thinks you’re too good for him, and that the world is gonna ruin this for him like it ruins everything else—he has these fleeting, anxious fears about chasing you away, or something awful happening to you, and him being unable to save you... But he can put those bad thoughts away with practiced composure for the most part throughout the day

But that’s why they come full throttle in his dreams and ugh they’re horrible. He’s shaken up about his nightmares constantly. And if you’re next to him seeping while he wakes up from one of these nightmares, he has to actually get up out of bed and walk around for a while because sure... holding you and touching you might make him feel better but no—he just needs to be away from you because shit kjhskjashdfas you’re really getting to him 

Why did I just make this all about Kakashi’s nightmares

Wait I’m not done

Maybe you can help him through the nightmares. A supportive routine.  He has nightmares anyways. That bad PTSD from war and killing and grieving. You’ll have to be prepared to help him calm down when they’re so severe that he wakes up in a full-blown, physical panic. He hates having to put you through that (especially if he accidentally elbows you during a bad one) but it may be necessary sometimes ):

Hence why he is also really worried about sleeping in the same bed as you in the beginning of the relationship^^

More on the angst that is Kakashi Hatake’s life...

The L word. L. O. V. E... it’s kinda difficult for him 

Kakashi when he’s reading Icha Icha and the main characters finally profess their love for each other: !!!!! yes!!!! kudos!!! like comment reblog!! <3

Kakashi in real life when you say I love you for the first time: Oh. Hah—I. I. I gtg. We’ll talk later.

I mean he’s FLOORED and he cannot handle it. You love him? You LOVE him? Nah. That can’t be right. He’s a bastard. He’s not that great. But you are. You’re AMAZING, and you love him???....

Oof the insecurity of this man 

NAP DATES. Kakashi’s favorite type of dates

Please just let him come crawl over you while you’re reading a book on the couch; let him put his head on your chest or nuzzle up in your neck and just... schleep 

Please run a hand through his hair too

Spoil him

His sleeping habits are absolutely FICKLE though okay

One night he’s on the other side of the bed, just wants his own damn space. Please it’s the middle of summer, just let me sleep on his side. Don’t crowd him. Too hot under the sheets

Then sometimes you’ll wake up and he’s got one leg wrapped around yours just holding it in a vice grip 

Then sometimes he’s just on top of you during the night. Not letting you have a damn inch of your own space

Ok but imagine that you’re a good cook and you make your specialty dish for Kakashi and he’s like oho no it’s okay I’m not very hungry 

But then he tries it and he’s like—alright wait a damn minute 

Now he’ll sheepishly ask if you can... ya know... make that one thing for dinner again... it’s fine if you can’t!! But...

You: I could, but I don’t have all the ingredients—

Him: Say less *jumps out the window to make a quick grocery run*

You: But... I didn’t give you a grocery list

His feet are ticklish and don’t let him convince you otherwise. He may steel himself for the foot tickles and go a few seconds without laughing but PUSH THROUGH bc he will eventually start squirming and pleading with you to stop

Mask-off kisses are very rare and quick; he’ll pull the mask down real fast, give you a little smooch, then snap it back on and walk away

Other times he still does over-the-mask kisses. Just feels like a little nuzzle on the cheek or forehead but it’s cute and warm and nice <3

Ok but also know that kissing anywhere near his neck or jaw absolutely kajshfkjahfsk kills the man. Immediate boner. He’s so embarrassed by it

That means keep doing it please

Hand-holding? No thank you. He will hold your thigh

I mean like... he’s not gonna grab your thigh out in the middle of the street but when the two of you are relaxing on the couch, he’d much rather just... hold that thigh in a lil grip rather than hold your hand. He likes the soft skin mmmm thighs

[racketballz]

am i the only one who think the greens would not be married? like, i think they would have a ring or something that means they relatioship whatever but i dont think buttercup is into marriage and butch doest care at all? like he just want to be w her and that the only thing that matters lol i actually think they would be so close that they didnt even remember to make it official...yknow what i mean?

i can exactly see it like butch being "what are we?" and bc be "uhhh...idk? very close friends?" and he be like "ok" like whatever if we can continue being like that im okay w it

or bc want to say it but she keep it too yourself bc she feels weird abt it so it never happens

I think a lot of people think that as someone who really doesn’t like marriage too much I’m like yeah I don’t care I think not that I think it’s anything more or less romantic or whatver than like an actual betrothal tho I’m just indifferent about the concept especially in fiction which is why I want everyone to have the worst wedding ever ya know…..for character building :)

[666yvv]

im just gonna keep telling you weird stories that've happened to me. Oh one time I impaled my foot on a power chord but i have a super high pain tolorance and i only noticed when i looked now and was bleedin all over the fuckin floor. So i yelled BLOOD and my dad went WHOS and i went I THINK MINE and he ran in and screamed and my mom had to pull it out of my foot. i got electrocuted like a cool bitch. i have a cool scar now tho :D

wHY do u sound enthusiastic about it but BRO-

I AM SO LOST FOR WORDS

im sHOCKED (hehe pun) BUT SERIOUSLY whatver the fuck just happened got me all "excuse mewhAT-"

ok firstly thank god ur okay second wdym "i have a cool scar now" U JUST GOT ELECTROCUTED

[maschotch]

morcia?

i have a couple different levels to this answer bc there's "how i view the characters' relationship" and "what the show should've done"

i really am partial to moreid so i'm not super obsessed with morcia romantically? i think they're cute and fun and they've definitely fucked but its more of a friends with benefits thing. they're both pretty casual about it and its just another way to express their love for each other. they're sexual people so it really is no biggie. just friends fuckin :)

that being said i don't want to understate their relationship. they are best friends. they're closer to each other than anyone else on the team and they care for each other no matter what. definitely had threesomes w their respective significant others kjshdlsg

ok... as for the show itself and how they should've handled it? idk if its racism or fatphobia but them not having a relationship in the show is some fucking bullshit

again. i know i just posted ab how morgan/reid are endgame. but in terms of "okay this is something that a tv network would allow and the writers would actually do" moreid is pretty low bc homophobia which like whatver idk what i expected. but morcia?? they are constantly flirting and constantly saying how much they love each other and they have such a pure connection that's explicitly written but they just?? don't ever let them get together??

not that you cant have a unique and personal and special relationship with someone in a completely platonic sense, but they're not exactly breaking barriers here lmao like congratulations you discovered people can be friends. it just seems like something the network actually could've gotten away with implementing and they just.. didn't. which is not what either character deserves and its definitely due to different levels of bigotry

[woodcutchimera]

cannot stand ppl who treat psychedelics like its magic omfg my friend gave herself social anxiety by thinking she could tell what people around her thought of her during an acid trip like she told me about it and i was like ok cool you got some perspective great then like months later she was like yeah i realized that everyone thinks im crazy and insane and embarassing or whatver and i was like hmm okay this isnt healthy. but i cant convince her that its literally impossible for her to just know how other people view her bc shes always like well you dont understand other people. which i guess is true. but yeah i hate how some people are like omg u will realize some unalienable truths while on psychs like girl its just drugs it made me think i was shrinking and getting brain damage but im not. now i gotta help a grown woman navigate social anxiety