#they have some of the sweetest moments too like theyre just so so precious
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maschotch · 3 years ago
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morcia?
i have a couple different levels to this answer bc there's "how i view the characters' relationship" and "what the show should've done"
i really am partial to moreid so i'm not super obsessed with morcia romantically? i think they're cute and fun and they've definitely fucked but its more of a friends with benefits thing. they're both pretty casual about it and its just another way to express their love for each other. they're sexual people so it really is no biggie. just friends fuckin :)
that being said i don't want to understate their relationship. they are best friends. they're closer to each other than anyone else on the team and they care for each other no matter what. definitely had threesomes w their respective significant others kjshdlsg
ok... as for the show itself and how they should've handled it? idk if its racism or fatphobia but them not having a relationship in the show is some fucking bullshit
again. i know i just posted ab how morgan/reid are endgame. but in terms of "okay this is something that a tv network would allow and the writers would actually do" moreid is pretty low bc homophobia which like whatver idk what i expected. but morcia?? they are constantly flirting and constantly saying how much they love each other and they have such a pure connection that's explicitly written but they just?? don't ever let them get together??
not that you cant have a unique and personal and special relationship with someone in a completely platonic sense, but they're not exactly breaking barriers here lmao like congratulations you discovered people can be friends. it just seems like something the network actually could've gotten away with implementing and they just.. didn't. which is not what either character deserves and its definitely due to different levels of bigotry
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weare0ne · 4 years ago
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𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘂𝗺’𝘀 𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗲𝘅𝗼
𝗍𝖺𝗀𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍- 𝗅𝗆𝗄 𝗂𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎’𝖽 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗃𝗈𝗂𝗇 ! -> @bigbrainenergytingz
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suho (sureum):
you KNOW the nation’s leader takes care of his girl
she IS baby in his eyes and it will remain that way even when she's an old woman
they're close and she's lowkey his favorite (because she laughs at his jokes)
she relies on suho a lot and he does all he can to support her and care for her
it's hard being the only girl in EXO of all groups because they're literally royalty
so suho HYPES HER UP
was super clingy when he enlisted (she visits them all when they do) but god it’s CONSTANT texts shes crazy
lots of love with them
sureum things !
-> suho making sure she gets water first at concerts/shows/schedules
-> areum rubbing his back reassuringly when they clown him (even tho she does it too)
-> each other’s biggest cheerleaders
-> walking/biking together
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xiumin (xiureum):
they have a really chill friendship and cute ass moments
she's his fan and they have lots of inside jokes
she was nervous around all of the members when she joined the group, but she found xiumin very approachable
she's Tiny and xiumin thinks it's so cute and looks at her with big, big love
Must Protect Them because they're so sweet and wholesome
areum didn't like coffee until xiumin made some for her .. to this day, she only drinks it if he makes it
SHE KNOCKED HIM OVER WHEN HE CAME BACK AFTER HIS ENLISTMENT SHE MISSED HER BAOZI
cuties !! best boy and best girl !!
xiureum things !
-> cleaning together, because theyre the best at it
-> café dates
-> picking each other for everything just to spite the others
-> maknae and fake maknae
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lay (layreum):
no one, and i repeat NO ONE, should ever say that lay is no longer apart of exo
areum gets scary sometimes. she has and will still yell if someone dares to say that
she is the biggest fan of his solo work !! number one lay zhang stan
she thinks he is SO MF FUNNY. BUT whenever he says something dirty she hits his arm
he thinks she's adorable and always pats her head and tells her that she looks nice
before lay went to china they always had fun and went out together
always says hi to lay whenever exo is on a show or something and always mentions him in speeches
she's gone to china multiple times to visit him- he's one of her best friends, and she misses him so very much
layreum things !
-> random sightings of them walking around in the city
-> hugs and hugs and hugs
-> areum thinking lay is the funniest person to exist
-> lay being a smiley doofus because areum is so sweet and precious with him
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baekhyun (baekeum):
they tease each other constantly and are always very involved with each other's lives
he got sad when she turned down the offer to be in superm, but he understands her desire to develop her solo career and be devoted to solely exo
makes it KNOWN that they all love their girl to death and that exo wouldn't be exo without her
so much pda !! they cling to each other a lot and there's lots of cheek kisses
they clarified, though, that they're purely best friends and baek told everyone sternly that it's not kind to be jealous or rude to areum just because they love him
vocal LEGENDS and he always hypes her singing
SHE hypes his solo career- name a bigger baekhyun stan. i'll wait.
besties, legends, the best
baekeum things !
-> being clingy and holding on to each other a lot
-> laughing fits and being a comedic duo
-> baekhyun being her actual embarrassing big brother
-> always going out of their way to promote each other
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chen (reumchen):
the godmother of his baby
chen is the nation's dad, and he dads areum all the time
she got SO pissed when people were blacklisting him for his marriage and the baby
jongdae’s like. a dad figure for her but also her big brother
she’s VERY defensive of him and vice versa- he HATES areum hate
really really close with his wife too!! they’re besties nd hang out
they play around a lot and have background moments that fans notice and it’s SO funny
she makes sure to visit his wife and daughter a lot since he’s enlisted :(( tears were shed nd she misses him
reumchen things !
-> chen ruffling her hair
-> randomly harmonizing or singing
-> yelling when they talk it’s a problem
-> chen being a protective father
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chanyeol (reumyeol):
chanyeol has been in love with her since he met her like. for nine years now. he’s been in love with her
chanyeol is a PUPPY he is SOFT he is A BABY when it comes to areum and E V E R Y O N E can tell that she’s the love of his life
SHE. DOESNT NOTICE. AT ALL. even lee sooman HIMSELF is like “get it together smh areum just love him already”
meanwhile shes like !! wow chanyeol is the sweetest he’s such a great friend !!
but he loves her so much he’d take friendship over just not having her in his life
yeah he’s pure asf when it comes to her .. for the most part hehe
they’ve gone on so many dates and hang out SO much it’s maddening
she’s the one who started calling him loey
and yes she cries/gets sad SO MF MUCH EVERY DAY because her best friend is enlisted and she can’t imagine spending that much time without him
reumyeol things !
-> cuddles and affection (a LOT more off camera)
-> areum refusing to leave him in the studio at night and falling asleep while he’s working
-> chanyeol being WHIPPED and going everywhere with her/helping her whenever he can
-> so many collabs/covers
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d.o. (kyungreum):
the most popular ship (aside from reumyeol)
wbk kyungsoo is a gentleman and he showcases it when it comes to areum
protects her in public situations
he always makes her laugh and the way he laughs at her is !! so mf SWEET !!
they also were in be positive/positive physique together and had those kiss scenes 😳
chanyeol is convinced he’s secretly in love with her and vice versa
BUT the truth is that they’re just friends. the kiss scene made them laugh nd weirded them out but it looked good because it was ACTING
these nerds are just besties they have long talks and it’s 🥺 she cried so much when he enlisted and visited him and texted him lots
kyungreum things !
-> escorts her at events, gives her his coat to cover her, making sure she isn’t harassed in public
-> very comfortable with each other, especially after their kiss scenes
-> kyungsoo teaches her to cook
-> areum gives him advice about ✨girls✨ or helps him out when he needs it
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kai (kaireum):
jongin and areum .. think of the SEXY ! on stage anyway
IRL THEYRE SUCH LIL PISSBABY NERDS. they’re just. teddy bears. softies
when they dance together it’s BEAUTIFUL it’s AMAZING it’s SHOW STOPPING their charisma on stage!! unparalleled!!
she’s said that kai’s voice is her most favorite in the group and that it has a pretty color to it
adorable playful sleepy buds
he wishes she had chosen to join superm with them :( but like baek, he gets it
she’d rather him wear crop tops than her (she hypes him in them when he gets shy)
she went undercover as one of the backup dancers in mmmh because he wanted her to and it was ICONIC especially because fans were just freaking out trying to put the pieces together
kaireum things !
-> linking pinkies
-> helping him to keep his relationships PRIVATE + areum shipping jenkai (which is still currently happening idc)
-> jongin being her stylist
-> LOUD HAPPY LAUGHS
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sehun (sereum):
sehun never fails to make her laugh
but quite frankly even tho she is the youngest HE is still the maknae because he Just Is and everyone can agree
he will pout if she’s getting treated like the maknae he’s lowkey salty because he was SUPPOSED to be the maknae however he still loves her and they’re iconic siblings
they exchange lots of looks and gossip like crazy
areum LOVES dogs she loves the group’s pets but pretends to not like vivi because sehun has made him spoiled
they just sit and clown everyone and don’t give a single shit about it
they know all of each other’s business and even tho sehun thinks she is THE Dumb Bitch she’s HIS dumb bitch
if areum has to act cute or sexy he bursts out laughing
sereum things !
-> they expose each other on the daily
-> exo’s resident sassy mfs
-> lots of public dates
-> sehun shipping reumyeol but also thinking they’re dumb and he is very tired of it
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what-if-nct · 2 years ago
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hiiiiii today's reminder is in two parts because the nct channel has fed us well today
1. the beatbox dance practice vid: pls why are they so cute giggly goofy dream is my absolute favourite. Jaemin twerking, an absolute king. Mark looking scandalised when Renjun took off his jacket. the rap line always unquestioningly following whatever Jaemin does in that one bit when they're walking by the back. Haechan looking very seriously into camera and asking "why am i so sexy". all while dancing like that? i adore them
2. the boxing video: tomorrow I'm gonna see Kun throw some fists and I already refuse to apologise for the person i will become when that happens. Shotaro tearing up (???) because Yangyang teased him, my absolute precious angel. Doyoung looked so fucking good i think i just have a thing for people throwing punches tbh it's always hot as fuck. also i love Jungwoo but he was reminding me so much of my baby sister picking fights for no reason that i got genuinely kinda annoyed at one point and had to stop and come back to it. also everyone in the background throwing salt in the fire, NCT is full of messy bitches. i know we joke about Kun just chilling and having a good little chuckle in these NCT show videos but it was a true joy to see him laugh at their fights and stir more drama.
in conclusion i love them your honour
Hiiii, I wasn't paying attention to the dream video for a second literally the first few seconds when I looked back at my tv I saw a little tushy sticking out behind Jeno didn't even need to do process of elimination or try to remember who has orange hair. It could only be one person. Only one person would randomly start twerking and I love him. Put him on the twerk team with Yeonjun and Kevin Moon from tbz. But I love their goofy dance practice videos the most. Renjun spinning the jacket over his head was the cutest thing ever. Also just realized Chenle isn't Renjun sized any more swear he was just as tiny. When did he grow? He's suppose to be Renjun sized.
I swear I say this everyday but oh my god I love Jungwoo, yes yes he was soooo annoying but its funny. He's so cute, he's literally just like a wound up puppy play fighting. He's so dramatic. But also I can't tell who was telling the truth Jungwoo or Doyoung. Imma be biased and blindly believe everything Jungwoo said. And poor Shotaro just felt left out and yeah if someone calls you out of the blue and you drop everything for them and then they're like guess you were bored like sir... What. But Kun softly assuring Shotaro his feelings were valid was sooo sweet. His tone was so fatherly and warm. But Yangyang not having a single thing to say about Taro and only singing him praises to the point Shotaro was in tears. sweet babies. Theyre so precious. And Shotaro is just a little angel something about his face and voice just makes me so happy. The sweetest baby angel. He was so cute when he said do you hate texting me. My heart. Okay for Taro, I will fight Jungwoo. Dont make my baby sad my other baby. But when Jungwoo said think carefully don't listen these people. I've never laughed so hard oh my god. I've come to a verdict, I love them too.
Also when Hendery asked if they could hit their opponent. Honestly that's what I was hoping for to see them go Teen Top on each other. Chunji took out like five members with a jump kick. They were always fighting it bled into their mvs. Like when they fought on the beach or when Chunji pushed ljoe into Changjo so hard the lockers went back in the locker version of Miss Right. I love Teen Top. Also B1A4, I remember when Sanduel was beating Baro with those leeks. Haechan always reminded me of that moment. Seems like something he'd do. Back when the moment you heard Brave sound you knew the song was gonna be good.
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rqs902 · 6 years ago
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qcyn ep 10 aka an episode that really made me happy!! but also really made me miss season 1..........
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WU CHENGZE AND CHEN SIJIAN AND XU FANGZHOU OMGOMGOMG IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!!!!!! OMGOMGOMG THAT BOTTOM ROW AHHHH I WAS SO SURE THAT CHENGZE WASNT GONNA MAKE IT BUT OMGOMOGMOG YESSS AND THANK GOODNESS SIJIAN OMGGGG YESSSHSHSHS AHHHHHH 
phew thank goodness lin mo made it tho, now i feel like there’s not much left for me to do cept wait for this show to end bc im pretty sure thats as far as he’ll get, and im so so relieved he made it to the top 20 thats all i was asking for, i just wanted him to be able to participate in every stage. so now im just excited for when he gets out what mr tyger will do!
man iqiyi really skipping even 14-19 man..... 
wowowowow long lost xixi spirit of the knght footage that we never got to see T__T
LOOOOL LONGHAN THE POOR CHILD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HIS INTERACTIONS WITH YIXING ARE GOLD
awwwww huaiwei’s feeble “are yall not gonna clap” was so sad... but also i was kinda expecting his fall with the 2 vote restriction bc huaiwei is hilariously fun and everyone likes him, but hes not as much bias material.... lol shi zhan awkwardly stuck between two crying people lol
HAHAHAHHA CHEN SIJIAN ‘why cant we just talk to each other’s face to face’ HAHHAHAHA I LOVE HIM 一點都不說唱 HAHAHHAAH
lol zhenning exposing shi mingze is the content im here for! mingming is the cutest bub omg 
LOL WTF IS THIS THIS EDITING IS SO EXTRA HAAHAH
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wow a rare zhan yu teardrop mole sighting!!
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lol how much u wanna bet it was rigged that the first one was for wenhan from yangyang
aw huaiwei and yueyue....... ok but is he really telling them that they shouldnt go to the hospital if they get third degree burns?? bc as a future healthcare professional im gonna to strongly disagree on that one........ please take care of yourselves and your health first.........
HAHAHHAA I LOVE XIXI AND JUNJIE’S FRIENDSHIP HAHAHAH the fact that sijian was like “lol its junjie” as soon as xixi got called out ....oh my goodness this is the sweetest thing oh my goodness 
aw zhenning being so caring towards wang zhe.... but luckily wang zhe did really well in maze :) 
i hope we get to see more of these letters in the extra clips.... im waiting for jia yi’s letter to lin mo ;_; i see that mr tyger group hug ahhh also was that lin mo that wenxuan was hugging at the end bc their friendship is really aw too
OH MY GOODNESS IS THAT SUN ZELIN IN A CF/?!?!?!! OMGGGGG MY CHILDDD HAHAHHAHAH OMGGGGG YESSSSS CHEN SIJIAN TOO!!!! WOWWOWOOW AMAZING!!
aw junjie looking for happy for his friends even tho he likely wont make it this round.....
aw shi mingze and zhenning aww look at zhenning rising to the top, he really became people’s one pick after retreat huh hahaha 
man this might sound kinda mean (im really not trying to be) but what are the chances jia yi will keep falling and fall out of top 9 so mr tyger can continue as 5.... LOL im sorry i love the child but tbh i dont think being in top 9 will be worth his time as much as being reunited with his favorite geges......
aw poor mingming so nervous.... reminds me of quanzhe from last season that one time iqiyi kept panning to him during elims....
i wonder why there’s a bunch of them missing from the special class / the charity activity this time..... are they all in the hospital again???? like lin mo, jia yi, wenhan.... would zhan yu be with them to watch over lin mo and jia yi? 
lol why does bo yuan know the maze choreo, did he learn it in like 30 seconds?? gu landi with his saxophone!!!!!!!!!!!
ok can we pls talk about how ymm is in such disbelief that he went up so much?? i really hope this helps him gain more confidence....... AND OMG HIS SMILEEE 
omg chen youwei bringing up yi xiao.... aw this just makes me think of when youwei kept chanting jin fan’s name during the first elims.... and now wang yi and li yuzhi are left watching from below..... omgosh wu chengze is crying so hard.... do you think its bc his bff sun zelin ranked beside him last time but this time..... he’s not gonna be able to continue with him? (omg im just thinking about how sun zelin talked about chengze high-fiving him and going out of his way to wish him good night every night before bed... their friendship is...... so important......) honestly im gonna miss sun zelin and his silly humor and his adorable personality... he recognized he wasnt as skilled but he still tried really hard and dreamed big and im proud of how far he made it! 
wait i have a question, if ymm has this many solo stans then who else were they voting for with their second vote if not wen yechen??? MINGMING’S SMILE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS OH MY GOODNESS omg cutting to a crying shi mingze their friendship is so important MINGMING YOU DESERVE THIS 
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA YAO MINGMING KEEPING IT REAL HAHAHHAHAHAA SO REAL IM CRYING HAHAHAHAHAHA BO YUAN’S FACE HAHAHA AND THEN YIXING HAHAHHA
wow waiting for them to announce who ranked #1 is just as suspenseful as it was on “all for one” -- aka not suspenseful at all........... ITS WENHAN OK WE GET IT NO ONE THINKS ITS GUAN YUE IM SORRY
lol i just looked up bo yuan’s birthday and hes like 9 months older than lin mo but now that hes eliminated does this make lin mo the oldest trainee on the show..... 
omgosh im gonna miss the sound of feng junjie’s voice screaming
omgosh zhan yu helping lin mo lift his box out aw!! aw zhan yu and jia yi working together.... aww them all working together
aw zhenning and shi zhan friendship!!!! LOL THIS IS SO CRINGE HAHAHHAHAHA wow i just realized the S symbol reminds me of a sadder looking yoyo class symbol from “all for one” lolololl 
ooo at least we’ll get another junjie ep of YAA!!!! and sun zelin too!!! SHI MINGZE YOYO POWERS/??!!? omg reminds me of bi wenjun ;_; i miss our yoyo prince ;_; omg they reused the puffy suits from last season LOOOLLLL wait but im sorry xixi i cant look at that colorful one without thinking of lou zibo ahhhhhhhhh I MISS ZIBO TOO and qian zhenghao in the tiny alien one omg that was such a iconic moment!!!!! and qin fen in the overblown monster one ahhhh I MISS SEASON ONE IM SORRY I FEEL LIKE ITS LATE ENOUGH IN THIS SEASON THAT I CAN SAY THIS WITHOUT FEELING LIKE IM BEING BIASED BUT SEASON ONE WAS BETTER ---- but i still love many of the kids from this season, its not their fault this season has just been generally more frustrating and less focused on all of their friendships. but season one just seemed generally more enjoyable, fun and lighthearted, yet emotional in a positive manner
LOL theyre all so obviously reading off a script this is pretty funny WHY IS HANYU SO CREEPY HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA 
FENG JUNJIE 28 NOOOOO ahhh i thought shi mingze would make it too........ man wang yi 38?? i thought he’d be higher.... man chen sijian’s literally the only rap line trainee left wtf............ wow wang jiayi really dropped so much throughout this show.... 
wait i wanna hear the full version of shi mingze’s speech, i feel like he mightve said more about his friendship with mingming... i guess now that i think about it, mingze having ranked rather high last time was rather impressive considering iqiyi hasnt given him much time to shine......
ooof ok im kinda hoping 20 will be gu landi or shao haofan bc their vocals really would’ve earned it. omgosh gu landi asking chen tao if he can sit next to him ahhhh so cute
im yao chi praying for gu landi... but i feel like its gonna be chen tao bc freaking wenhan’s “gwi ze” LOL
yep
not surprised
man the audience be sleeping on gu landi’s talent..... 
omg this is my new favorite friendship omg gu landi is so supportive towards yao chi im crying.... 
lol they keep saying the top 9 is 換��� but literally i feel like the only new person is zhenning...???? 
OH MYGGODNESS DID THEY JSUST CALL FENG JUNJIE IM SSHAKINGN!!! MASD;ALSKD;LAKSD;LK;LS;AKLDK YEASSSSSSSS!!!!!SKJSALDKJSALKYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THANK YOU THANK YOU THAKN YOU OH MY GOODNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS IM SO PSODKALSKDJLAKJDSLK DSALKJSALASD IM IN DISBELIEFASLDKJALK IM LITERALLY CRYING SO HARDR IGHT NWOWWWW AHHHH OMGOMOGMG THIS IS THE BEST NEWS IVE HEARD ALL DAY OMGGGJGGGGGAHHHHHHHHH THNAK GOODNESS AHHHHHHH LAKJSDLAKSDLKL HE CAN STAY WITH XIXI TILL THE END THANK GOODNESS OH MY GOODNESS IM SHAKINGG 
hahhahahahhaha fjj: i didnt imagine i would be picked by the old men... yixing: i can tell :)  LOOOOL JUNJIE YOUR FACEE HHAHHAHAHAHA
wow today is a such good day wow feng junjie made it wow im so grateful wow this is a great day wow life is great isnt it 
ahhh im wu chengze chanting wu zelin sun zelin wu zelin sun zelin 
aw lin mo and wenxuan are really so close....
just dont say wenhan LOL
lol the old men really like zhou shiyuan so im not surprised... he does deserve it tho!
oo good for haofan! 
honestly they prob made sure the old men didnt pick yechen, zhan yu or bo yuan again... sadly..... but also sad they didnt notice gu landi....... omgosh look at zhan yu pumping his fists in the air even tho he knows its over... this is his “pretending to be mature gege” side, trying to appear positive for his bros... i wanna see lin mo and jia yi’s full thank you speeches and see if they mention his again T_T
WANG JIAYI TELLING HUAIWEI ITS OK TO NOT BE STRONG IS SO IMPORTANT. ahhh hes really a caring friend
oh gosh seeing the top 20 choosing their final songs makes me think back to last season and im getting freaking mack daddy flashbacks and im shuddering in fear LOL “ITS OKAY” WAS AND STILL IS THE SUPERIOR SONG IM SORRY ITS JUST A FACT
LOL THEY TEXT THEM!??! on the bright side, this just reminded me that top 35 will still get to be in ep 11 so yayyy we get another zhan yu stage!!!!!!
lol this earth ad is even more cringey.................. the ending credits.... i see lin yuzhi! and xixi got a cool shot :D im surprised lin mo didnt get any shots haha and that they didnt show mr tyger at all during the hugging portion at the end but oh well i guess..... 
tbh this was a minimal lin mo exposure ep but its ok, im still grateful that he got a few random closeups (which is more than i can say for some of the others) and now that hes safely in top 20 i honestly think my work here is done LOL. there’s not much more lin mo fans can do for him. theyve gotten him onto all the stages and i dont think any amount of work will get him into top 9... and ive said before i dont even really want him in top 9 bc id rather he stay with mr tyger and help them stay relevant bc theyll need his help to do so, especially since jia yi will probably make top 9. 
(from here is where i go into a rant about season 1 vs season 2.... LOL)
lets be honest, ranking 16 is too low for lin mo to make it lol....... last season the only kid who made top 9 who wasnt already in top 9 by ep 10 was yanjun... and yanjun had been on a steep upward trend leading up to the last ep (lin mo went from 17 to 16... theres minimal momentum there lol) and then bi wenjun going from 12 to 10 was the other surprise. xikan going from 18 to 13 was impressive, but he still wasnt one of the contenders for the 9th spot. i think at the end it was bu fan, qian zhenghao, bi wenjun and you zhangjing right? out of those 4, the lowest ranked in ep 10 was bi wenjun at 12..... so going from 16 up to 9 would be really really unlikely, unless lin mo somehow makes an even greater impression on the audience during the mentor collab stage than yanjun did last year.... which i think will be impossible bc literally the entire audience fell in love with yanjun during the “zero” performance in last season’s ep 11 lol it was crazyyyy.... but anyway i think ive reminisced about last season enough this rant.... can you tell i really miss it? honestly ive tried to stay as positive as i could throughout watching qcyn and i gave iqiyi the benefit of the doubt from the beginning that “oh maybe it just doesnt seem as great as the first season bc we havent gotten to know the kids yet, the show’s just started, we’ll learn to love it later” ---- but we’re on ep 10 now and i just.......... i still dont think i got to know the kids as well as i did last season and its not their fault, theyre not any less lovable kids (some of them i really like!!! more than some of the kids from last season!) but this season’s editing is really just disappointing. i really miss last season and it was honestly so much more enjoyable to watch..... i thought about this the other day, if lin mo had been eliminated during the last round, would i still be watching this show? and i thought about it and i honestly think i would... because i really like some of the other kids like mingming, junjie, xixi, jia yi, guan yue, chen sijian, etc. but i really dont think id be as eager to stay up to date with it. ive fallen behind on yaa and dont even look forward to watching fanafan anymore bc lin mo hasnt been on any of those (no, i dont count the yaa ep he literally only got 1 second of screentime in) these side shows are fun, but not as fun as fanafan from last season. they feature the same kids over and over again (literally yuehua trio was the ONLY kids on fanafan 2 weeks ago and then they were 1/3 of the ep last week too??? and hmm how come there are kids who have been on yaa multiple times yet there are also kids who have never been on it at all???? that’s just so unfair.....) without fanafan from last season, would you zhangjing have made it into top 9?? fanafan was the medium thru which he really showed us how hilarious and fun and lovable and sweet and sassy he was (whereas on the actual show he showed us his true, undeniable talent) and im just here wondering, if qcyn’s fanafan had featured ye ziming half as much as they had featured you zhangjing or his partner in crime yanjun (who both ended up making top 9), would he have at least made top 35? or how about chen sijian and wu zelin? or feng junjie?? or su yuhang?? where would they be now? why hasnt lin mo been on fanafan at all??? if given the chance, would people actually be appreciating zhan yu’s hilariously weird and crazy personality that we NEVER got to see?? sigh.......... 
OKAY WHERE ARE ALL THE EXTRA CLIPS IMMA FIND YALL
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elvencantation · 8 years ago
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Tag, I’m it
oh my god this has been in my drafts unfinished for so long i forgot who tagged me!! thanks @hongbins-wife 💜 ilu
Your top 10 biases?  
Listen, I stan so much groups. I only know my 3 ult biases, the rest is downhill. But If I had to choose it would be:
Hongbin - VIXX
Yixing - EXO
Jimin - BTS
Youngjae - GOT7
Key - SHINee
im gonna do bias wreckers now i guess!
Leo - VIXX (and N)
Tao - EXO (yes I know he’s not in EXO anymore) if you want one still in EXO it’s Baekhyun (my first EXO bias)
I don’t really have a bias wrecker for BTS, it’s just Jimin
okay here i’m torn between Mark and Jinyoung
Onew - SHINee
First group I listened to/liked? VIXX!!
Do you prefer boy groups or girl groups? I’m mostly into guy groups, cos @poorunfortunateseouls has gotten me into KPOP and into most of the groups I like. Also I think if I started stan-ing girl groups I’d actually die. I’m too gay for that shit. also their choreo isn’t as interesting :(
Favorite female group? Idk? but my ult bias for female groups is Amber
Favorite male group? VIXX. It will always and forever be VIXX.
Favorite female solo artist? see above!
Favorite male solo artist? fuckkk…. torn between Tao and Lay…
Top 3 Groups? VIXX, EXO, BTS
Favorite Kpop Song? I just downloaded six new songs last night, so right now it’s torn between EXO-M’s Transformer (Tao gets so many lines kill me) and SHINee’s View
Favorite happy Kpop song? Oh my god…. Ummm Just Right by GOT7? Or Love Equation by VIXX
Favorite Kpop sad song? Oh gods this is hard. Ummm… Error? I just downloaded ZTAO’s The Road and that’s pretty sad too….
Favorite Kpop smut song? Lose Control is p damn smutty
Favorite Kpop song of 2017 so far? How can I choose? I just got into KPOP this year!
Favorite debut? I have no idea (waiting for Acrush to debut kill me)
Favorite debut of 2017 so far? above!
Favorite mv of 2017 so far? help me that’s too hard. i reacted to Not Today and Never Ever with @poorunfortunateseouls and those were amazing. But other than that idk what came out this year? Lose Control and Black White also both murdered me?
Favorite mv? HYDE BY VIXX
Favorite album/mini album? ummm… I have no idea
Favorite album/mini album of 2017 so far? im so bad i download songs separately i dont have money to buy shit XD
Your ultimate bias? i can’t fucking choose don’t make me
Favorite GIF of your ultimate bias?
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how about NO?!!
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bias and wrecker in one gif kill me
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did it again. don’t blame me. look at tao’s hair?!? theyre so fucking precious kill me
Favorite picture of your ultimate bias?
im not gonna do this cos i already did three gifs XD
Favorite thing about your bias?
jimin - an actual goddam angel, so sweet, such a fucking tease onstage
hongin - also such a fucking sweetheart, cringes as much as i do on the inside
leo - okay he’s been battling hongbin for my VIXX bias and i just can’t? like, he’s so shy and precious and his high notes make my soul soar and i could go on foverever i fuckign swear
lay - DIMPLES GALORE! loves his fans so much its amazing. also one of those who is precious but turns around to become a sex god i dont get it
Was he your bias from the start? lay was not… baekhyun was my first EXO bias. jimin has always been my bias, though Erin thought it would be V
Have you ever changed biases more than 3 times and in what group?
I changed once, from Baek to Lay. I’m teetering with Leo and Bean but other than that not really
Favorite Ship?
eh i dont really like shipping them since its usually romantic and theyre real people so that squicks me out
Do you ship the “mom & dad” in your favorite group? oh my god i love leo and n’s relationship. but once again, i only ship platonically
Who’s the mom and dad in your favorite group?
see above
Who do you end up liking more in groups; Leaders, Maknaes, mood makers, vocal, rap, “mom”, “dad”, English speaker, drummer, guitarist, pianist?
singers usually, ad visuals
If your bias got a girlfriend/boyfriend how would you feel?
i’d be happy for them, and hope they could have some privacy
How would you feel if your bias came out gay/lesbian/bisexual/etc.?
holy fucking shit i might die. i’d be kinda scared for them tho, the society they’ve grown up in and live in is extremely homophobic. but id be really proud and extra supportive
Do you think any kpop idols are gay/lesbian/bisexual/etc.?
its none of my business
If so; who? see above
Favorite kpop blog?
how the fuck do I choose?? @for-the-love-of-lay is my bae and @hongbins-wife is the fucking sweetest
@xiaomitaozi thank you for everything tao and @huang-ztao as well!
Favorite kpop scenario blog?
@nunchiwrites and @remembeo like HOLY SHIT THEYRE SO GOOD CHECK THEM OUT
Favorite kpop smut blog?
ahhhh i dont follow smut blogs so idk
Favorite Kpop fanfic? too hard
Favorite show with kpop idols?
no idea
Do you prefer saying “Oppa” or being called “Noona”? neither really?
Is it cuter when KPop Idols know your language or don’t know it and try to speak it?
either way! like, Rapmon and Key speaking english fucking ruins me, but stuff like Suga’s “Infires” and other english shenanigans are love
BIGBANG: “Bang Bang Bang” or “We like 2 Party?” (the only big bang song i know)
iKon: “#WYD” or “Rhythm Ta”?
Monsta X: “Perfect Girl” or “All in”?
BTS: “Save Me” or “Fire”? (murder my fucking heart why don’t you)
EXO: “Monster” or “Growl?”
Astro: “Breathless” or “Hide&Seek”?
Red Velvet vs. EXID: “Ice Cream Cake” or “Up & Down”?
4Minute: “Crazy” or “Hate”?
NCT U vs NCT 127: “The 7th Sense” or “Fire Truck”?
Got7: “Just Right”“Just Right” or “Fly”?
Amber vs Ailee: “Borders” or “Insane”?
FTISLAND: “Take Me Now” or “Pray”?
History: “Queen” or “Might Just Die”?
KNK: “Knock” or “Back Again”?
Day6: “Congratulations” or “Letting Go”?
Block B: “Her” or “Toy”
ZICO: “I am You, You are Me” or “Boys And Girls”?
B.A.P: “Feel So Good” or “Young, Wild & Free?”
Seventeen: “Nice Very Nice” or “Adore U”?
Taeyeon: “I (feat Verbal Jint)” or “Why”?
G-Dragon Vs. Taeyang: “Who you?” or “Eyes, Nose, Lips”
BTS: “The Most Beautiful Moment In Life Series” or “Dark & Wild”?
Day6: “The Day” or “DAYDREAM?”
BIGBANG: “A” or “M”
Monsta X: “The Clan, Pt.1 ” or “Rush”?
Seventeen: “Boys Be” or “First Love&Letter”?
EXO: “Ex’ACT” or “Love Me Right”?
Astro: “Spring Up” or “Summer Vibes”?
Vixx: “Chained Up” or “Error”?
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headcanons for hinata who had a really big crush on ibuki
heres ur headcanons hinata! i hope u like them, and if u want something changed let me know and ill get it done! - mod kiibo
- hinata never really expected to like ibuki as much as he ended up liking her. in fact, at first he thought she was a bit weird and just too all over the place. the more he got to know her, though, the more he realized that he actually really liked those things about her and that he wanted to be with her
- the two of them spend a lot of time joking around and giggling. hinatas not even really sure if ibuki likes him, but when they spend time together hinata finds that he has a huge blush on his cheeks. every single time
- once the two or them start getting closer, hinata actually goes and writes lists detailing all the reasons why ibuki is so precious to him. he likes to save them for a rainy day, plus he really likes reading through them and remembering all the reasons why he likes her so much
- speaking of rainy days, hinata likes to use these lists whenever he notices that ibukis feeling upset. along with spending time with her and checking to see if shes ok, he likes to leave his huge lists somewhere where he knows ibuki will see it and says its from an anonymous person
- hinata has tried to confess to ibuki multiple times, actually. usually, it goes one of two ways. one of the ways it tends to go involves hinata telling ibuki "i love you," and then getting nervous and saying that he was just joking around. ibuki just tends to stay quiet for a few moments before laughing a bit awkwardly
- the other way his confessions tend to go involves hinata telling ibuki that he loves her, and ibuki starts smiling big and wide, before pulling hinata into a hug and saying "aww, i love u too! ur one of my best friends, why wouldnt i?" and hinata is always too embarrassed to correct her
- whenever ibuki wants to touch up her hair dye, though, hinata is always more than willing to help. in fact, he really likes helping her put the dye in her hair so that he can feel how soft her hair is while actually having an excuse for why hes running his fingers through her hair. plus, ibuki even thanks him for it!
- for special occasions, such as christmas and ibukis birthday and white day, hinata tries to get her the biggest and sweetest presents out of everyone he knows. and theyre always things that are really cheesy or things shes been telling him she wants for the longest time. and she wont stop thanking him and tells him "i love u, bro" and hinata is embarrassed but really happy
- hinata really likes watching romance movies with ibuki, as long as theyre actually well written and not just some overly cheesy romcom. he always kinda wishes to himself that the two of them could be like the people in those movies. at least he gets to sit and enjoy watching the movies with her
- the day hinata decides to actually confess to ibuki, he has to make sure he clarifies himself that yes, hes in love with her, and he means that as more than a friend, and hes completely serious, and he wants to know if she could ever love him back. his heart is beating fast and his whole face is red waiting for her response to see whether his heart will break or not
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Mother’s Day Gift Guide: Gifts For The Regular Mom, The Cool Mom & Everyone In Between
What greater holiday is there than a day that celebrates the strong, beautiful women who raised us? Go ahead, try to think of one, Ill wait. 4th of July you say? Okay. Anyway, Mothers Day really does serve as a reminder that we should be really really nice to all the moms in our lives because we too may be mothers some day and we dont want a bitchy daughter who doesnt appreciate us.  So its good karma to get them a gift, right?  A betchs mom is the most important lady in her life. Shes given us endless words of wisdom on fuckboys, shes reluctantly allowed us to borrow steal her clothes, and she always picked us up from school when we were feeling sick.  Shes molded us into the betch we are today, and for that we are forever grateful.  To show her how much you love her, were giving you a list of all our favorite brands/gift ideas that are perfect for every type of mom in your life. Welcome to the Betches Mother’s Day Gift Guide 2017.
FOR THE MOM WHO STILL GRABS CANDY FOR HERSELF AT THE CHECKOUT COUNTER
Hats off to this mom, she still answers to her sugar cravings and DGAF. Elevate her candy standards with Sugarfinas Sweetest Mom Candy Bento Box and watch it disappear within 20 minutes of her opening it. If shes into the juicing craze like any betchy mom, feel free to gift her a bottle of Pressed Juicery x Sugarfinas green juice gummy bears. Its the perfect candy she can eat while convincing herself that shes healthy AF. These are the chicest and yummiest candies ever, and Im sure this mom wont mind if you steal a few for yourselfmaybe
FOR THE ZEN AF MOM YOU CAN ALWAYS VENT TO
This mom is amazing because she has the patience to listen to us talk shit about irrelevant shit for hours and somehow make us feel 10 times better in the end. Philosophy is a fave brand of ours, not just because of their amazing products, but also because of their values. Its the wellness brand version of the mom who always sends you inspirational articles and makes sure you never leave the house without food in your stomach. To reward this woman for putting up with your crazy ass, give her the Moments of Grace boxthe perfect set of shower, fragrance, and moisturizing products.
FOR THE MOM WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A HOUSE A HOME (AND WONT LET YOU EAT ON THE COUCH)
This mom might have come off as a little strict and slightly neurotic due to her strict house rules you lived under as a young betch, but you now understand it was all worth it for the image of a perfect home. Shes classy, shes elegant, and shes not afraid to tell you to fuck off when you deserve it. Giving her a Venus Et Fleur box is not just giving her clich flowers for Mothers Day, its giving her a centerpiece for her precious home. These are the most beautiful flowers and they last for an entire year. There are several colors to choose from so you can def find one to match the living room couch. PS, theyre having a pop-up shop at Saks specifically for Mothers Day, so go with your siblings and get her the most Instagrammable flowers ever.
FOR THE MOM WHO WANTS TO BE INA GARTENS BEST FRIEND
This mom spends half her life watching the Food Network and the other half begging her husband to agree to redoing the kitchen. As such, she takes great pride in all her kitchen essentials, and each time you come home theres a new blender or toaster. Although you have barely any space for a wooden spoon in your apartments kitchen and deem it acceptable to microwave water for your tea, this mom would rather be caught dead than without at least 25 different spatula options. Cuisinart is the perfect place to find the best and newest kitchen products that this mom will die over, like the QuicKettle and the PrepExpress. If you get her any of their products, I foresee massive amounts of free food in your future.
FOR THE MOM WHOS NOT AFRAID TO BLACK OUT AT FAMILY DINNERS
This mom is always invited to hang with you and your friends whenever shes in town. As a betch who can single-handedly create a party out of thin air, her Mothers Day gift needs to suit her hostess needs. Kim Crawford Wine is the perfect bottle to whip out on any given occasion, and with summer around the corner, it is officially ros season. Their website has tons of amazing recipes, including fros, sothis mom will def exploit a bottle of Kim Crawford ros for all its worth. If she also happens to be an Insta whore, were sorry in advance.
FOR THE MOM WHO GIFTED YOU YOUR WITTY SENSE OF HUMOR
This mom has passed on her good genes of having no filter and always has the entire family in tears at Thanksgiving dinner (like, the good kind). We were always afraid of what kind of backhanded bitchy comment she might make at our frenemies when we were younger, but we loved her anyway and secretly enjoyed it. If shes begging you not to get her anything this year, at least get her the perfect card from Shop Betches.
FOR THE MOM WHOS PUTTING OFF BOTOX FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE
This mom has had perfect skin her entire life and is now in overdrive doing everything she can to keep it that way.  Washing her face isnt just something she does a couple times a day, its now an insane obsession. To make sure this mom is getting the most out of her incessant face cleansing, get her the Soniclear brush from Michael Todd Beauty. The antimicrobial brush stays cleaner and fresher for longer, and cleans deep into your pores.  Lets be real, youre probs going to get one for yourself as well. Also, since shes probs big into blending, you should get her the Sonicblend brush to apply her makeup flawlessly.
FOR THE MOM WHO WON’T LET YOU ANYWHERE NEAR HER KITCHEN
This mom has a panic attack whenever there’s too many people in the kitchen (which for the most part means if there’s anyone in there besides her). She’s a firm believer in “a place for everything and everything in its place”, which as a betch you can only relate to on the level of your apartment’s bar cart.  Joseph Joseph has the perfect modern organizational kitchen shit that will perfectly encourage this mom’s obsessive compulsive habits, but at least the kitchen will look sleek AF so who cares. We love their Nesting Bowl Sets and their super chic Worktop Savers.
FOR THE MOM WHO ALWAYS FALLS ASLEEP WITH HER IPAD ON HER FACE
This mom can’t get enough of her Facebook feed and loves to send you videos of dogs at all hours of the night. She probably thinks she’s squinting at all her screens because she’s old, but really it’s because no ones eyes should not be staring at this shit all day. Felix Gray glasses are v trendy-looking and protect your eyes from the blue light emitted from all our electronics’ screens, so mom won’t have to fight through the headaches to continue scrolling through Insta anymore. Our offices fan favorites are the Turing and Nash frames.
FOR THE MOM WHO JUICED BEFORE IT WAS COOL
This mom has been a juice drinking yoga freak since before you were born, and she’s always looking for new ways to show the world that she’s healthier and has more of her shit together than anyone else. Daily Harvest delivers fresh soups, smoothies, chia parfaits and overnight oats to your door on your schedule. This way, mom can get her fav smoothies delivered at 3pm just in time for her to consume before her 5pm spin class. If you didn’t think eating healthy could be convenient, neither did we, but here we are.
FOR THE MOM WHO HAS EVERYTHING YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED
This mom may seem like a hoarder, but in reality she’s just a collector of random shit that will impress people. Totally different. Also, we are not ones to talk about hoarding as evidenced by our closets. Anyway, Tovolo is the perfect place to shop for this mom because while it’s super fun for us to look through all the fun kitchen gadgets they have, it will be that much more fun for her because she’ll know exactly what to do with whatever you get her. “OMG, skull ice molds?! This will be perfect for Debbie’s divorce party!”  We love their Clear Ice System and Stainless Steel Cocktail Shaker.
FOR THE MOM WHO ALWAYS LOSES SHIT
As a young mom, this one relied on her children to remind her of her dentist appointments or whenever she accidentally left the stove on. Though shes the most scatter-brained person you know, shes so lovable youve never (really) faulted her for it. Plus, her lack of having her shit together taught you how to be a proactive, multitasking betch. To make this moms life a little easier as her brain is only getting worse with age (sorry but its true), get her Tile for Mothers Day so you never have to get another phone call about her missing keys again. All she has to do is attach the little Tile to whatever it is she loses every day and connect it to her phone through Bluetooth and voil, when she needs to find either thing she can make em ring (I did not do that on purpose but I apologize).
FOR THE MOM WHO REALLY WANTS TO LOSE 3 POUNDS BUT HATES THE GYM
This mom might sound very familiar because she is all of us. She would much rather spend an hour at book club talking shit than hitting the gym, but the thought of showing up to Southampton for the summer in her current state is freaking her out. Do her a favor and buy her HUM Nutritions Skinny Bird, a natural weight loss supplement. If youre feeling really generous, they also have a Turn Back Time supplement that helps with skin cell protection. Time to pop some pills!
FOR THE BRAND NEW MOM
This mom has been MIA because she is now with child and a real human and also struggling to get more than 4 hours of sleep at night. Brighten up her day by getting her little Betch In Training a baby onesie from Shop Betches.
FOR THE MOM WHO IS ALWAYS ON THE GO
This mom has always been your business betch inspiration, as youve admired her for balancing her work and home life so well. Despite being super important at her company, she somehow found the time to proofread all your high school papers and prepped you for every job interview youve ever had.  Soap & Glory is the perfect cheeky and empowering cosmetic brand that this mom absolutely NEEDS in her life. Since shes always running from mandatory family breakfast to business meeting, get her some of our favorites like their Rushower Dry Shampoo and their Hand Food hydrating hand cream.
FOR THE MOM WHO ALWAYS KEEPS IT SIMPLE
This mom is a woman of few words, but always knows what to say. You can find her in the yoga studio in the morning and hosting a charity dinner party by night. Shes the one who taught you that doing things for others is like, important. Not one for flashy things but a lover of the arts, this mom would love a piece from Adam Marc Jewelry. Our favorite pieces are the Kim Star Choker and the Rafaeli 14k Gold Bar Necklace. Use code BETCHES20 for 20% offyour mom will never have to know you didn’t pay full price.
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Mother’s Day Gift Guide: Gifts For The Regular Mom, The Cool Mom & Everyone In Between
What greater holiday is there than a day that celebrates the strong, beautiful women who raised us? Go ahead, try to think of one, Ill wait. 4th of July you say? Okay. Anyway, Mothers Day really does serve as a reminder that we should be really really nice to all the moms in our lives because we too may be mothers some day and we dont want a bitchy daughter who doesnt appreciate us.  So its good karma to get them a gift, right?  A betchs mom is the most important lady in her life. Shes given us endless words of wisdom on fuckboys, shes reluctantly allowed us to borrow steal her clothes, and she always picked us up from school when we were feeling sick.  Shes molded us into the betch we are today, and for that we are forever grateful.  To show her how much you love her, were giving you a list of all our favorite brands/gift ideas that are perfect for every type of mom in your life. Welcome to the Betches Mother’s Day Gift Guide 2017.
FOR THE MOM WHO STILL GRABS CANDY FOR HERSELF AT THE CHECKOUT COUNTER
Hats off to this mom, she still answers to her sugar cravings and DGAF. Elevate her candy standards with Sugarfinas Sweetest Mom Candy Bento Box and watch it disappear within 20 minutes of her opening it. If shes into the juicing craze like any betchy mom, feel free to gift her a bottle of Pressed Juicery x Sugarfinas green juice gummy bears. Its the perfect candy she can eat while convincing herself that shes healthy AF. These are the chicest and yummiest candies ever, and Im sure this mom wont mind if you steal a few for yourselfmaybe
FOR THE ZEN AF MOM YOU CAN ALWAYS VENT TO
This mom is amazing because she has the patience to listen to us talk shit about irrelevant shit for hours and somehow make us feel 10 times better in the end. Philosophy is a fave brand of ours, not just because of their amazing products, but also because of their values. Its the wellness brand version of the mom who always sends you inspirational articles and makes sure you never leave the house without food in your stomach. To reward this woman for putting up with your crazy ass, give her the Moments of Grace boxthe perfect set of shower, fragrance, and moisturizing products.
FOR THE MOM WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE A HOUSE A HOME (AND WONT LET YOU EAT ON THE COUCH)
This mom might have come off as a little strict and slightly neurotic due to her strict house rules you lived under as a young betch, but you now understand it was all worth it for the image of a perfect home. Shes classy, shes elegant, and shes not afraid to tell you to fuck off when you deserve it. Giving her a Venus Et Fleur box is not just giving her clich flowers for Mothers Day, its giving her a centerpiece for her precious home. These are the most beautiful flowers and they last for an entire year. There are several colors to choose from so you can def find one to match the living room couch. PS, theyre having a pop-up shop at Saks specifically for Mothers Day, so go with your siblings and get her the most Instagrammable flowers ever.
FOR THE MOM WHO WANTS TO BE INA GARTENS BEST FRIEND
This mom spends half her life watching the Food Network and the other half begging her husband to agree to redoing the kitchen. As such, she takes great pride in all her kitchen essentials, and each time you come home theres a new blender or toaster. Although you have barely any space for a wooden spoon in your apartments kitchen and deem it acceptable to microwave water for your tea, this mom would rather be caught dead than without at least 25 different spatula options. Cuisinart is the perfect place to find the best and newest kitchen products that this mom will die over, like the QuicKettle and the PrepExpress. If you get her any of their products, I foresee massive amounts of free food in your future.
FOR THE MOM WHOS NOT AFRAID TO BLACK OUT AT FAMILY DINNERS
This mom is always invited to hang with you and your friends whenever shes in town. As a betch who can single-handedly create a party out of thin air, her Mothers Day gift needs to suit her hostess needs. Kim Crawford Wine is the perfect bottle to whip out on any given occasion, and with summer around the corner, it is officially ros season. Their website has tons of amazing recipes, including fros, sothis mom will def exploit a bottle of Kim Crawford ros for all its worth. If she also happens to be an Insta whore, were sorry in advance.
FOR THE MOM WHO GIFTED YOU YOUR WITTY SENSE OF HUMOR
This mom has passed on her good genes of having no filter and always has the entire family in tears at Thanksgiving dinner (like, the good kind). We were always afraid of what kind of backhanded bitchy comment she might make at our frenemies when we were younger, but we loved her anyway and secretly enjoyed it. If shes begging you not to get her anything this year, at least get her the perfect card from Shop Betches.
FOR THE MOM WHOS PUTTING OFF BOTOX FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE
This mom has had perfect skin her entire life and is now in overdrive doing everything she can to keep it that way.  Washing her face isnt just something she does a couple times a day, its now an insane obsession. To make sure this mom is getting the most out of her incessant face cleansing, get her the Soniclear brush from Michael Todd Beauty. The antimicrobial brush stays cleaner and fresher for longer, and cleans deep into your pores.  Lets be real, youre probs going to get one for yourself as well. Also, since shes probs big into blending, you should get her the Sonicblend brush to apply her makeup flawlessly.
FOR THE MOM WHO WON’T LET YOU ANYWHERE NEAR HER KITCHEN
This mom has a panic attack whenever there’s too many people in the kitchen (which for the most part means if there’s anyone in there besides her). She’s a firm believer in “a place for everything and everything in its place”, which as a betch you can only relate to on the level of your apartment’s bar cart.  Joseph Joseph has the perfect modern organizational kitchen shit that will perfectly encourage this mom’s obsessive compulsive habits, but at least the kitchen will look sleek AF so who cares. We love their Nesting Bowl Sets and their super chic Worktop Savers.
FOR THE MOM WHO ALWAYS FALLS ASLEEP WITH HER IPAD ON HER FACE
This mom can’t get enough of her Facebook feed and loves to send you videos of dogs at all hours of the night. She probably thinks she’s squinting at all her screens because she’s old, but really it’s because no ones eyes should not be staring at this shit all day. Felix Gray glasses are v trendy-looking and protect your eyes from the blue light emitted from all our electronics’ screens, so mom won’t have to fight through the headaches to continue scrolling through Insta anymore. Our offices fan favorites are the Turing and Nash frames.
FOR THE MOM WHO JUICED BEFORE IT WAS COOL
This mom has been a juice drinking yoga freak since before you were born, and she’s always looking for new ways to show the world that she’s healthier and has more of her shit together than anyone else. Daily Harvest delivers fresh soups, smoothies, chia parfaits and overnight oats to your door on your schedule. This way, mom can get her fav smoothies delivered at 3pm just in time for her to consume before her 5pm spin class. If you didn’t think eating healthy could be convenient, neither did we, but here we are.
FOR THE MOM WHO HAS EVERYTHING YOU NEVER KNEW YOU NEEDED
This mom may seem like a hoarder, but in reality she’s just a collector of random shit that will impress people. Totally different. Also, we are not ones to talk about hoarding as evidenced by our closets. Anyway, Tovolo is the perfect place to shop for this mom because while it’s super fun for us to look through all the fun kitchen gadgets they have, it will be that much more fun for her because she’ll know exactly what to do with whatever you get her. “OMG, skull ice molds?! This will be perfect for Debbie’s divorce party!”  We love their Clear Ice System and Stainless Steel Cocktail Shaker.
FOR THE MOM WHO ALWAYS LOSES SHIT
As a young mom, this one relied on her children to remind her of her dentist appointments or whenever she accidentally left the stove on. Though shes the most scatter-brained person you know, shes so lovable youve never (really) faulted her for it. Plus, her lack of having her shit together taught you how to be a proactive, multitasking betch. To make this moms life a little easier as her brain is only getting worse with age (sorry but its true), get her Tile for Mothers Day so you never have to get another phone call about her missing keys again. All she has to do is attach the little Tile to whatever it is she loses every day and connect it to her phone through Bluetooth and voil, when she needs to find either thing she can make em ring (I did not do that on purpose but I apologize).
FOR THE MOM WHO REALLY WANTS TO LOSE 3 POUNDS BUT HATES THE GYM
This mom might sound very familiar because she is all of us. She would much rather spend an hour at book club talking shit than hitting the gym, but the thought of showing up to Southampton for the summer in her current state is freaking her out. Do her a favor and buy her HUM Nutritions Skinny Bird, a natural weight loss supplement. If youre feeling really generous, they also have a Turn Back Time supplement that helps with skin cell protection. Time to pop some pills!
FOR THE BRAND NEW MOM
This mom has been MIA because she is now with child and a real human and also struggling to get more than 4 hours of sleep at night. Brighten up her day by getting her little Betch In Training a baby onesie from Shop Betches.
FOR THE MOM WHO IS ALWAYS ON THE GO
This mom has always been your business betch inspiration, as youve admired her for balancing her work and home life so well. Despite being super important at her company, she somehow found the time to proofread all your high school papers and prepped you for every job interview youve ever had.  Soap & Glory is the perfect cheeky and empowering cosmetic brand that this mom absolutely NEEDS in her life. Since shes always running from mandatory family breakfast to business meeting, get her some of our favorites like their Rushower Dry Shampoo and their Hand Food hydrating hand cream.
FOR THE MOM WHO ALWAYS KEEPS IT SIMPLE
This mom is a woman of few words, but always knows what to say. You can find her in the yoga studio in the morning and hosting a charity dinner party by night. Shes the one who taught you that doing things for others is like, important. Not one for flashy things but a lover of the arts, this mom would love a piece from Adam Marc Jewelry. Our favorite pieces are the Kim Star Choker and the Rafaeli 14k Gold Bar Necklace. Use code BETCHES20 for 20% offyour mom will never have to know you didn’t pay full price.
Read more: http://ift.tt/2qVMVNL
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