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at last....yakumo with CHIKEN
#i have finally achieved Goal. i drew yakumo with a happy chickcen#legitimately there were several moments of me redrawing yakumo's eyes and yelling#nO! THEY'RE NOT UWU ENOUGH (makes the irises bigger) WAIT . TOO UWU (makes irises more oblong)#WAIT!! NOT MONSTROUS ENOUGH (narrows the pupils) SHOULD NOT HAVE MORE EYELINER THAN FOXY GRANDPA (shrinks the lashes)#did u know that chickens like to sleep on tall things? the higher they are the safer they feel? (according to my cursory internet search)#so i imagine when yakumo finally grew taller than the chickens' roosting spots#some of them started just napping on yakumo any time he came to clean the coop#and he'd be so scared of waking them up that he'd try to do his chores in the tiniest movements ever#several hours later grandma checks in on him bc hmmm! he's taking longer than usual!#sees him covered in birds+bird poop and he's aaaallllmost done cleaning with his restrained broom sweeps#(birds don't stop pooping just cuz they're sleeping u see. how productive)#that's a cue for grandparents to move the roosts higher . bc yakumo doesn't have the heart to shoo the birds off him#he needs to get things done! becoming impromptu bird bed for 3 hours a day is not sustainable!#it's all for the good of chiken anyway. happy chicken happy life#nu carnival yakumo
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Gojo is cruel in the way of liking when you shake when he’s finished with you. after the first time you shook all over when he made you cum, he’s made it a personal mission to have you trembling for him every single time, and today is no different.
“Aww, just one more for me, please?” He asks you, voice condescendingly sweet, whispered into the shell of your ear. but your head is fuzzy, filled only with static, with overwhelming pleasure taking over your entire form. he’s three fingers deep inside of you, crooking them over and over again until your knees tremble.
“I-I can’t,” you swallow, eyes clenched shut. your head is thrown back into the pillows, mouth dropped open in a silent gasp when he starts rubbing against that sweet little spot inside of you. “Not again, no more.”
“But it’s my birthday.” Gojo pouts before he grins, wide and evil. He’s got this glint in his eye that tells you that one more will never be enough, not until he has you shaking again. he hovers over you, his back hunched, glasses thrown somewhere on the floor, his eyes rounded and lit aflame.
“You said you’d get me anything I wanted for my birthday. And all I want is this.” he emphasizes the last word with another crook, another incessant press of his fingers inside of you. you can’t even warn him that you’re coming again when it floods you, entire body trembling as salty tears leak from your clenched eyes. your mouth drops open, a cry tearing out, your hands scratching burning lines down his shoulders and biceps.
“How many more until you’ve reached 34?” he asks once you’ve finally come down, head lolled to the side on his pillow, dazed. you side eye him, swallowing thickly as you think back on the agreement earlier. he makes you shake until he’s reached his age, only agreed to let up if you become too overwhelmed. but you swallow once again, lazily turning to look at him as you paw at his shoulders, bringing him down for a kiss.
“We’re only halfway there, I think. Lost count.” you whisper, breathy, pecking him once, twice, until you’ve lost count. Gojo pulls away when he feels you start to clench around his fingers again, smiling softly at you.
“We’ve got the rest of the day ahead of us. I think we can make it, don’t you?” he asks with a tilt of his head, grin devilish. you wanna protest, tell him that you’re through for the day. but he rests the heavy weight of his still confined cock against your leg, makes you feel how it throbs and pulses when it touches you. you don’t say anything, only nod slowly, pulling him down for more.
“That’s my baby.”
#this……..*****#but I wanted to write something for his bday!!!!#bc I lob him!!!!!#I feel like poop tho my dr says I might have a viral infection#I just wanna sleep but I’m trekking through it and doing my makeup today ☝🏼#also I think I’m finally gonna write that krampus bkg thing I talked about like. weeks ago. sorry I’m moving so slow 😔#—new treat in the streets! 🍫#gojo treats! 🍬
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At some point or another I’m going to have to make a seagull appreciation post, because now why on Earth would someone declare their hatred for them right after I say they’re my favourite birds :’’(
#“theyre noisy and mean and steal my food and poop everywhere” gill issue#i love them for their self important yet horribly nervous behaviour#have you seen a black-headed gull? they pretty much look like this O_O all the time#theyre silly and fun and i love watching their little antics#i love watching them get their bigass wings into a comfy position or sort of nervously half-spreading them when someone approaches#i love seeing them move in the sky with the air currents and how they need to make extra turns to get down because their wings are just-#that big!#i also really love common pheasants#theyre an invasive species where i live but peculiarly my environmentalist brain lets them slide#i cannot find a single reason to hate them. they are delightful as well#i always get really happy when i hear their calls
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Due to the nature of his work, Copperhead isn't active every night. He may spend a week hunting somebody down before delivering the coup de grâce, leaving him with a little free time before picking up his next contract. Copperhead often spends his free time caring for the various snakes and other reptile species that come into his care; sometimes these are animals belonging to former victims but often they are creatures which have been neglected or improperly cared for in some way, the serpent metahuman carefully nursing them back to health before making sure they end up in good hands.
#🐍 || musings#🐍 || headcanons#Sorry for the random headcanon post asdfghjkl just fed the new baby and I am emotional about it😭#Had him for about 2 weeks now and have been petrified I'm ill-treating him or doing something wrong#He's had his second meal and took it very nicely <3#So I can finally relax and focus on today's asks!#I had to move him from his horrible 4lt RUB to Ror's old faunarium as you know#But I kept hearing conflicting information that it'll be a big change which'll stress him#The trouble with RUB's is that they are so hard to thermoregulate#Sweet baby HATED the excessive heat but the faunarium offers a much better gradient#He's pooped and eaten and all is looking healthy so I can look into getting his next upgrade :')#I'm sorry for the random snake rambling you guys have no idea how relieved I am rn asgsff#He's such a sweetheart and I'm terrified of doing anything to hurt or upset him the sweet little puppy-faced guy <3#But YEAH Copperhead is knowledgable af when it comes to reptiles and their care cuz he's kind of one himself#Stuff like improper humidity and care upsets him#He'd absolutely keep babies in his poncho to make them feel safe
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Last month, I started taking the dog with me on the first 1-2 miles of my run twice a week. At first we both kind of sucked at running together, but we have gotten much better at it and he has built speed and stamina so quickly. Anyway, this evening I took him out for a poop walk in the rain (N is normally the one to walk him but her body was tormenting her more than mine was) and he kept trying to run. Every time he'd stop to pee on something or whatever, he'd then take back off at a sprint again. He was like "it's Her taking me out, so this must be a run." I'm the Run Person to him
#when we moved in together we were each responsible for the care of the animals we brought to the household#though I'd do little things like letting the dog in and out and drying his feet or filling the water bowl and#she'd do little things like taking Henry's poop out of the tank so he wouldn't step in it if he pooped while I was out#but in this lizardless season I have temporarily taken over cat care#while she retains primary responsibility for dog care
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i am once again apologizing for my lack of activity/responsiveness
my childhood cat passed away a few days ago which has just been more stuff on top of everything else for me to deal with to stress me out and upset me
i'll try to get back to stuff. Eventually. as soon as i can</3
#mar.txt#still very much upset about losing him,but it's kind of faded for numbness now#still not holding up great though especially considering how sudden it was#he was all fine and healthy and then just suddenly started to rapidly go downhill and within like. two days he was gone#he was so weak. couldn't move almost at all,his meows were barely just meow-sounding exhales. the last two things he did were#getting my attention so i would come to him,then attempted to crawl onto my lap and despite me being less than a foot away he couldn't make#it. so i brought him onto my bed on my lap with me. and then at some point later after another sudden onset of diarrhea (which seemed to#take absolutely all of his remaining strength) and i'd brought him back to my bed after cleaning the poop off of him he got my attention to#move his head so he could look up at me. and that's how he passed. looking up at me.#despite everything,he was purring. so weak and faint i could hardly feel it,but. he was purring,maybe until the moment he finally passed.#he was obviously suffering. and we couldn't afford to get someone to put him down so we just did what we could for him.#i'm glad that,at least,he was happy in his final moments. he wanted to be with me and i'm glad i could give him that. i HAD needed to go out#that day but i opted to stay home because i was worried he'd pass while i was gone. sure enough if i had gone out he would have.#i'm glad i could give him the comfort and company he wanted in his final moments. i'm glad i made him happy enough in them to purr even#despite how weak he was. i'm glad he didn't pass alone and possibly in pain.#ive lost a lot of pets in my life. but amos? he's only like. three years younger than me? we practically grew up together. ive known him his#entire life. no amount of being told it hurts to lose a childhood pet will ever compare to the reality of it happening.#i buried him outside my window. so he's close to home.#vent post? i guess?
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The thing they don't tell you about improving your nutrition and eating more veggies is that you WILL be pooping more.
#I used to poop like once a day if that#Now it's like. Several small ones over the course of the day which I KNOW is a good thing#Keep those guts moving.#But have u considered I am sick of pooping and I don't like having to do it in a public toilet#Hank talks
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I have packed… so much… and yet… I have so much… still unpacked… how can this be…
#ramblings#I’m quickly transitioning from ‘I’m getting so much done early!’ to ‘oh god I’m running out of time’#also I’m just gonna blame this on my covid shot but I’m pooped rn#in case you weren’t aware I’m moving next weekend#and I have been packing for so goddamn long#it’s very hard to pack in a small ass space I’m realizing#also my mom keeps trying to pawn things off on me and I know she’s doing it out of love but I’m like holy fuck you’ve got to stop#I barely know how much space I’ll have I don’t need seven billion things#it’s a bit infuriating because one sec she’ll be bitching how I’m such a hoarder then the next moment she’s still trying to give me shit#I did take a mini wine rack because that will be nice to have#but apparently that means I need seventy million more things
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kicking my feet and giggling (<- just got apologised to)
#guys i have worth??? im actually a human being deserving of basic respect and SHOULD be apologised to if i am not given that??? holy shit#ok but like i actually was pretty mad and i just wasn't going to talk to them when the weekend ended but to think they'd actually apologise#guys i am a friend worth apologising to omg this is so nice#(<- was fuming over how i was a “friend” not even worthy of her basic decency and respect an hour ago)#LIKE IM STILL MAD#okay i actually cant vaguepost to save my life but basically this girl whos a friend i recently got close to and formed a friendgroup with#shes really fucking whiny and ive been tolerating it for so long but on friday she was extremely whiny and rude whenever i just asked a#simple question#and it's really draining and humiliating to be spoken to like poop on the sidewalk in front of other people#but anyway other than that i was really upset because during pe i wanted to show her my hip injury cuz i thought it was funny#(it wasn't diagnosed yet i just felt my joints moving weirdly)#and like that involves her putting her hand on my hip#so i asked her to do that then she started whining about how she doesn't want to touch me and that i'm weird for asking ppl to touch me#then she started telling like the 3 other ppl around us i was weird and wanted ppl to touch me#then this other cool girl overheard and looked at us funny i guess cuz then the friend said 'haha now [cool girls name] is also laughing'#i was so fucking embarrassed and humiliated i still want to tear up thinking about it#like are you actually my friend wtf i don't even need enemies w a friend like you#i wanted to cry so bad then#ugh i hate it#like you couldve just said no thanks bro what is ur problem#this just made me realise how much i hate how she talks to me sometimes#and i know i need to stop surrounding myself with negative vibes in order to feel happy#but its still so frustrating#we were doing so well the other day and google meeting everyday#then this happened and then she got mad and started ignoring me on the way home#bro idk i hate ts i should just stop making friends#rant
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hey i just submitted my application for a job at a media company that i really really like and i really really want it but i’m probably not gonna get it so i’m gonna be so stressed until they email back
#this is btw the first time i actually applied for a job#all my other jobs i got through friends or family member#so i’m about to poop my pants#i’m scared#what if i did it wrong#i didn’t do it wrong#i was preparing it for like two weeks#also i made a kinda bold move#i edited my cv to have the same colour scheme as the ad for the job#but now i think it might have been a little too much#we’ll see i guess
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I'm trying to find ways to slowly ease my way into taking walks (debilitating social anxiety) so I was going to download pokemon go again but my phone is too old :(
#im actually very upset abt this lol#all of the other tricks ive found rely on having a dog to walk#and like i would love to get my own dog but i absolutely cannot afford one lmao#so i guess i just. still can't go on walks#nobody seems to understand just how impossible it is for me to walk down the street when im not trying to get somewhere#like just going for a walk for fun/to look at nature feels like im being killed#people are LOOKING at me and when someone even so much as glances at me while im walking i instantly feel like I'm doing something wrong#or like they're going to misunderstand my sort of odd behaviors#i can't walk slow because they'll think im a stalker. i can't walk fast because ill get out of breath and they'll think im disgusting#i can't keep a normal pace because im too nervous and i just spend the whole time tense and hate myself even more when i get home#like. what the hell am i supposed to do lol#getting a dog is the only way i think i could stop myself from spiraling like that bc of COURSE im walking slow and leisurely.#im walking my dog. my dog wants to smell and has to poop or whatever#im no longer a freaky fat stalker im just some guy walking my dog#this became more of a vent than i was expecting lmao but if anyone has any actual tangible tips for how to go on walks i would appreciate it#when i had to walk 2 miles to class i used to take a small part of an edible right before i got on the bus lmao and that worked WONDERS#but i don't want to have to do that just to walk around my own neighborhood when i eventually move out#i just want to be normal lmao i want to go out and find bugs and look at leaves#i guess i could walk in the woods but what if i get lost#i want to be able to look at stuff. i want to be able to stop and look at a plant while some person passes by me#without feeling like im going to blow up or like they're going to hit me or like IM going to hit THEM#im used to anxiety but i always feel so erratic in public places. when everyone wore masks i was a little better#i still mask most of the time but it doesn't help anymore bc now im like one of the only people that does it#so now instead of blending in AND having my face covered i just stand out more#my face is still covered so it still helps but its like barely a net positive lmao#i want to be able to look around without worrying that someone is looking at me from their window and thinks im a stalker#truly how the hell am i supposed to do that without a dog lol
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It's so frustrating when you look for "affordable" ways to live it's all
"get a roommate"
"live at home with parents"
"live in a tiny home that costs a billion dollars and needs a property to be set on"
"get finical aid that no one can actually get because there's so many hoops"
"live in a million dollar van"
"live in a absolutely desecrated fixer upper home that has holes in the floor roof and rats the size of a small dog and is unlivable "
"work three jobs don't use your lights and eat one meal a week you don't need your meds either"
"find a shitty run down appartment that MASSIVELY over charges will continue to bump rent up after You've stayed so long there and has a six month mim wait period"
I have no fuckin hope of ever bettering my life or gaining freedom and independence
#i really don't know why I'm even bothering I'm so tired#I'm not asking for much i lit want just three rooms a place to sit a place to cook and a place to shower/poop#and i want to have food and medicine and lights on at night and heat in the winter#maybe that's too much to ask for maybe i need to lower my wants n needs#maybe i need to just find a fucking tree to crawl into and die#i just cant keeo doing this#life only gets worse and worse IT NEVER GETS BETTER IN THIS HOUSE#i need to map out and plan what i want my future to look like and start makoysteps to it get a better job get a place of my own#figure out how to get a job n place across seas so i can support myself there get a visa. and the ability to legally be allowed to work n#live there find a job that pays enough to live and insurance and leaves me with enough energy to continue house work and then energy to#enjoy being alive#i have to start moving on if i don't put the steps into it I'll be stuck here forever but GETTING A HOME WOULD BE STEP ONE AND IMPOSSIBLE#i can't keep doin this though
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Valentin & Mitch | 559/?? | ↩ 2077
Babies in love... but they don't know it yet 🤏
#Cyberpunk 2077#Mitch Anderson#Valentin Da Silva#Aldecaldos#OTP: High Voltage#MLM#Screenshot#Virtual Photography#OUUGGGHHHH.... 2077 babies#👉👈 since there's a lot of new people-- gonna re poop some Lore tm in there#its a sloooow buuuuuuurn#Mitch and Scorps are the one who saves Val's ass in the dump instead of Takemura#my canon differs from the game's events and they have a lot of bonding moment#where they keep saving each others asses in turn#and they grow feelings for one another#Val is the first one to fall and realising its Love#Mitchs feelings comes later when he saves Valentin from the Wraiths HQ during my ~edited~ Riders of the Storm event#and he's like hgfhh I cant lose that boy#so they pining and neither makes a move but everyone around them sees it#and fast forward to the Star Ending during Mikoshi where Valentin finally makes the first move as a first kiss last kiss kinda joint#kissing him just before he fucks off in the panzer hgfhhgf#oUUUUGGGGGGGGGGH#it's been 2 years and I still didn't put it all down somewhere HAHGFH#writing is so overwhelming for me so I just-- OUGH#but yeah it's all roting in MY HEAD
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i haven't been handling the chicks much bc they were teeny tiny and there's not a good place to do it expect for when Cats asleep. I pulled them out (they're just over a week old now) for half an hour bc socialization and damn. They've only grown a few wing feathers but they've doubled in size. I'd been filling their jar lid with food 3-4 times a day bc I thought they were too small for anything else. They are def ready for the 2lbs feeder
#my goal is to spend at least half an hour each day handling them so they're used to it#it's mostly. watching tv on my chest (which they eventually relaxed for) but i reckon itll eventually become a few hours#assuming. alfred doesnt come out#like a few hours when they're more fully feathered. the only issue is the poop#im hoping to let them run around outside the brooder eventually but the cage is 8sqft. they have some room before being moved outside
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dragon's okay btw he just had a 280 dollar shitting and vomiting event. making my life flash before my eyes etc. vets just cost obscene amounts to look at your cat for a second and say "Yeah he looks about alright"
mr dipshit right after a vet visit HE CAUSED!!!
#not to tmi it but. he barfed‚ then shat on the floor just Casually no resistence. and made no effort to move away from his own poopflow.#so he just Laid There for a second while i held his tail up to offer him the bare minimum dignity of not getting it covered in poop.#and then eventually moved him away when he was Done With That y'know. bc he wasn't planning on it evidently#and that whole time he was just drooling and wheezing. having like a whole freakout#for about 30-45 minutes of the carride he offered 0 resistence for the situation and was just completely limp and out of it.#then just sort of. slowly perked up. Realised he was in a car. and was Offended to put it lightly.#not that he's ever a hassle he was just kinda crying and wiggleworming a bit to look around confused. teenage boy who just woke up style#but yeah. basically fine by the time we got there so they just said Lol looks fine! That'll be 280 dollars.#and i died inside. amen#what Doctor Behaviour. sorry to be mean with it but Call Me Unsurprised y'know
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i have invented a reason to go on a long drive to tractor supply co tonight 😌
#nyx i really do think it’s a litter texture issue bc she is now just barely getting her butt in the litter box#and has now pooped on the mat outside#so we will try the cheapest option next (wood pellets) (god i hope she like#wood pellets)#and after that normal clay litter i guess#mackintosh#they’re gonna have baby chicks…#i want birds again So Bad but i am moving from one apartment to another :(
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