#life-formula

[voxtablr]

As shown below, Monculus cooked Gobbleygourd's Gobbley-Gobbley Ass last week!

So, now, dwumrohl please (heh, heh! Wublin Island joke!):

Please, before voting, read the bios for both contestants first! (Anything in Bold Lettering is a link.)

Back when the Monster World was new, the Colossals pioneered a special process called Life-Formula: the imbuement of vitalizing energies into sculptures of fantastical creatures, plucked right from giant spirits' imaginations. In this way would the nascent reality be populated, and the Monculus was among the very first prototype Singing Monsters awakened by the so-called 'spark of life'. Fashioned from Bubblerite, the versatile building material favored most by the Colossals, its moving parts are manipulated by the rare plasmic form of Krystillium, the first-ever Crystal to be created. Initially pocket-sized, it can grow to imposing heights to sputter out its hauntingly beautiful refrain.

At the turning of the year, Monsters of all kinds set aside time to reflect on the year that's passed and observe the renewal of the Crescendo Moon. That's when the Seasonal Carillong loves to 'chime in!' This charming Mon-drake (or Monster-dragon) seems to be magically suspended in a state of jubilant youth and never appears to age. No matter what dimension it inhabits, it is never separated from its beloved Chimekeeper, a golden instrument of musical and chronomagical power. Each different color bell of the tintinnabulum is said to have its own special significance, and the Carillong takes its duty of ushering in the new year very sincerely.

[giulianatheordianycatgirl]

Bruh

[daisywords]

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.

[floppersblooderakamonsterinamoik]

Betrayal Resistance announcement (+Mariyana Uyida, new burp animations and sounds)

Island name: Betrayal Resistance

Island number: 26

Island info: There's an abandoned resistance with betrayal training, fighting battles, blood-armored weapons and armors. This is Mariyana Uyida, The Leader of Betrayal Resistance. She's a sorceress of her powers of Mariyana Uyida's body. If Betrayal Resistance have defeated, almighty celestials bring pride and joy to jailed monsters and bring them to peace. Don't do anything in abandoned resistance! If you do it with magic, Betrayal Resistance will live again!

New wubbox burping animation (LMAO just like mammott or epick entbrat) PLS DON'T LAUGH AT "NEW WUBBOX BURPING ANIMATION" LMAO

New character: Mariyana Uyida

Appearance: TikTok, Tumblr and more

[p1astriiiii]

something inside me is healed

[mistressemmedi]

James Vowles is about to sell Logan to One Direction just so Williams can finance the spare chassis

[55anana]

bwoah

[hualianschild]

love how he finally resigned to the fact that his crush is weird THAT'S A GREEN FLAG RIGHT THERE

[leclerc-apologist]

If tiktok is getting banned I need to post this max edit for posterity

[acrosstobear]

i don’t care if these bitches don’t like me

LANDO NORRIS — Nov 13, 1999 —

[Insp.]

[voxtablr]

As seen last week, Monculus kicked Whiz-Bang's sorry little ass, so here is the next battle!!! (Down below!)

Before voting, read the monster bios for our Contestants! (Yes, this will be in future ones, too, and the bold lettering contains links.)

Back when the Monster World was new, the Colossals pioneered a special process called Life-Formula: the imbuement of vitalizing energies into sculptures of fantastical creatures, plucked right from giant spirits' imaginations. In this way would the nascent reality be populated, and the Monculus was among the very first prototype Singing Monsters awakened by the so-called 'spark of life'. Fashioned from Bubblerite, the versatile building material favored most by the Colossals, its moving parts are manipulated by the rare plasmic form of Krystillium, the first-ever Crystal to be created. Initially pocket-sized, it can grow to imposing heights to sputter out its hauntingly beautiful refrain.

If you hear the cheerful gobbley-gobbley-goo of the gobbley Gobbleygourd, prepare your tummy: you're about to feel stuffed! This overzealous Monster was so thrilled to find new friends moving in to Fire Haven that it seized the opportunity to finally kickstart the Seasonal Event of its dreams: Feast-Ember, a time for sharing in nature's delectable bounty. From Smunkin Pie to savory Turkey, crunchy Big Salad to toasty Bread, Gobbleygourd will see to it that you sample a healthy bite of each dish. Much like an excitable relation who's always coming up with new holiday traditions, the Gobbleygourd might seem a bit... intense in its Feast-Ember celebrations - but you can't help but play along!

[cadillacjohnf1]

The absolute disgust on Nico's face whenever Danica Patrick speaks is killing me rn:

[formulanni]

The exit

Tag list: @st-leclerc @rubywingsracing @saviour-of-lord @three-days-time @the-wall-is-my-goal @albonoooo @ch3rubd0lls

[floppersblooderakamonsterinamoik]

Riley Andersen in My Singing Monsters + New Mariyana Uyida announcement and more (CW: MOST HATED FLAG, CYBERBULLYING CHARACTER)

卐 Riley Andersen 卐

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Element: Nazi 卐

Class: Satanic

Islands: Nazi Island 卐, Betrayal Resistance

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Her shirt:

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Personality: Shooting people, killing babies, sending nudes, murdering people

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answer: this is not fire, this is HORRIFYING FUCK

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Whatever, who is she? WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE???

BBB is announcing Mariyana Uyida with raw zebra. WHAT THE FUCK I'M ASKING THIS SHIT??? WHY BBB IS ANNOUNCING MARIYANA UYIDA IN LIFE-FORMULA 2024 UPDATE WHAT THE FUCK???

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Mariyana Uyida

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Element: Blue Dragon

Class: Evil

Islands: Betrayal Resistance (if she invades all the main islands, bbb is gonna remove her from the game)

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here some images

i hate her so much

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(fhool'djuu will disappear after mariyana uyida announcement)

I HATE MARIYANA UYIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[thehungarythrophy]

we got the front pic 🙂‍↕️

[yyenky]