#life with winchester

[lachelledavies-winchester]

"All right, I can accept the Colossus of Rhodes calling me a dwarf, and I'm fine with the appellation 'Bobby with boobs,' but you'll be four inches taller than me and you're a man, so if we're going to nitpick, between us the dwarf is you."

"If you really have to make this big effort to nitpick," they teased her again as Bobby watched them silently at the head of the table as they wandered from one speech to another.

"Dean, it is the birth of society as we know it today." Sam was explaining something to Dean, but he kept looking at him with puzzlement. 

"Corrupt politicians, cheating, divorce and prostitutes?"

"Mass production, engines, transportation: improvement of people's lives on the one hand but at the expense of the workers, the environment, art." he was given rope by Lachelle, who had figured out what to do after the giant's wink.

"Are you done being smart-asses?" blurted out the other, making a loud voice and prompting them to laugh after holding back so long. 

He mumbled something about shooting monsters and kicking demons' asses, and the two laughed even louder, then the older man's voice interrupted the racket his scions were making. All three of them looked at him lovingly; he had never realized how important he was to them.

"I'm glad you guys are getting along," he interrupted them. He thought hard to search for words but it didn't come easy to him. "Someday I won't be here anymore," he tried and they interrupted him by getting up from the table and starting to put away plates and cutlery. "Balls." he blurted out, stretching his neck toward the kitchen. "I want you to promise me to take care of you when I'm gone. And I'm not saying this because I'm going to commit suicide, but because it can happen and knowing that none of you will be alone when it happens makes me feel better." 

No one answered him, but he knew them well, knew they would do everything possible to accommodate him, had confidence in them.

Lachelle picked up a tart from a doorframe in the kitchen and made the mistake of doing so in front of the serial devourer of sweets, who from that day on made sure to always clean out the bottom of the cabinet leaving them often without dessert after lunch. They brought the slices to the table, the talk varied, but the woman could not come out of that hurricane of teasing, and this time it involved Bobby as well.

"Rather than go to the dentist, she had Rufus pull out a bad tooth."

"I was seventeen years old, and the dentist you wanted to take me to was creepy and slimy."

"I didn't hear anything, Rufus is really good." Bobby continued, imitating the slayer's shrill voice. "Five shots of 30-year-old whiskey, she came home like one of her musicals," he added, causing everyone to burst out laughing. 

"You always complain that I fight with Rufus. If there's one thing I can say about him, it's that he taught me to drink properly-and to go to the dentist so I wouldn't risk more infections."

[drulalovescas]

Dean didn't reciprocate is such a funny take because what's all this then???????

[cas-dyke]

now that it’s pride, don’t forget to leave cookies out for the freaks who started the whole gay thing

[sunflowernovak]

look at my doctor dawg im gonna die

[daftmooncretin]

last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”

Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.

[lonesome-dreamsss]

his handprint may be burned into your skin but it's still the gentlest touch you've ever received.

[mischieviem]

Yippee more natural soup

[bloodydeanwinchester]

oh my god look at him he is so friggin cute.

[deancasforcutie]

"Now you live in a secret bunker with an angel and Lucifer’s kid", AKA queering domesticity par excellence

[ananke-xiii]

I just love this scene. A lot.

May I? No. vs Gimme! As you wish.

[angeloftuesdayy]

This episode was so funny. But really, it was sooo urealistic that they didn't immediatly started making out in that elevator

[miiilowo]

mom said it's my turn on the ponynatural (+rambling about their cutiemarks in the tags)

[virtu4l-di4ry]

yall want complex characters and then hate him

[normalbrothershow]

sam memory fuckery is so crazy actually like...

he was alone in a timeloop and spent extra 6 months of life and had to remember it, interwining with his "real life", but only He remembers. trials sam suddenly remembering seemingly little childhood events, but they make him find out things that change his self view and make him question his own beliefs and thoughts. soulless sam being erased in his mind at first, but then he suddenly Has To remember, knowing he didnt actually live through those events, but has to claim them as his own actions and life anyway. 160+ years worth of memories from the cage (first erased and then thrown back as well), knowing lucifer is able to alter memories/dreams in any way he wants to. are sams current memories actually his real ones, or did he mix them up along the way, remembering a made up version of them? he has over 200 years worth of memories before even hitting 30. sam finding out how many of the people he knew in the past had actually been azazels demons, that its not things that just happened by chance, but that those friendships/relationships/mentorships were demons acting in a play. that these memories were made for him. that he didn't know about that for Years, and now he has to work every single one of them over in his head. when he remembers someone from his past, does he wonder if they were human or were they just another of azazels demons? was that random event planned and directed for him? is this good memory actually a bad one? who even is he, at this point?

[drulalovescas]

I'm totally normal about all this

[caught-a-dragonfly]

Red Alert