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Remember kids!
There's no shame in admitting that you can't do something alone. One of the greatest strengths of humanity, is our ability to work together, after all. Teamwork makes dreamwork, as they said on anicent Terra.
especcially if said teamwork is blowing your dad up with a virus bomb
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Alright kids, iā€™m going to need You all to listen extra closely to todayā€™s lesson. Really take this one to heart, okay?
Sometimes, life hurts. It hurts a lot. Greater than You thought would ever be possible. Like the Universe has it out for You specifically.
When life hurts so bad, You might Think this pain is all there ever Will be again. Pain like that, has a habit Of giving one ideas. Not good ideas, mind you.
And some times, you might even begin to follow through on themā€¦
It is times like this, that I want you to remember, that you are never truly alone. Donā€™t face the horrors of the cruel Universe alone.
And if you know of one who feels this pain, do not let face it alone.
And to whatever you May face, i say this: Do not yield. Do not give in. Stand. Fight. With all you have.
The night is scary, cruel and dark, But Dawn will come, soon enough. All I ask, is that you stay strong, and stay alive until then.
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Remember kids!
There is no such thing as a ā€œbad reasonā€ to stay alive and keep yourself going. However small or superfecial it may be. Any reason to keep going, is a good reason to keep going.
Especially if that reason is getting revenge on your degenerate snake dad.
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Remember kids!
We arenā€™t perfect. Itā€™s okay to fail and mess up. As Long as You own up to your mistakes and do better next time
Except if the mess-up in question is your dad turning half Of your brothers against You and stabbing You in the back. Donā€™t ever forgive him for that.
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Remember kids! Perfection is an unobtainable ideal, and only serves as a reminder that we Can always improve.
If anyone tells You otherwise, they are, at best, an idiot, and at worst, an actively malicious agent Of that disgusting thing my father would Call a god.
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Remember kids!
While itā€™s important to sustain the body, it is just as important to sustain the soul. Food and water lets You survive, But art and beauty makes life worth living.
Unless the art that sustains your soul involves several actual corpses, blood and other absolutely vile things. In that case: get help. (Or a virus bomb)
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Remember kids!
You donā€™t owe anyone your love. That isnā€™t to say You should respect others and treat them Well. But itā€™s okay to distance yourself from toxic people.*
Like your rape-snake Daemon father, who tried to twist your flesh, and turn You into an abomination.
*read: Virus bomb toxic people
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Remember kids!
There is nothing wrong with slowing down every once in a while. Life Can get overwhelming, and You need a break. Take life easy some times, But take it none the less
Unless the thing youā€™re doing is building a lure to Virus bomb the shit out your snake-daemon dad
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Remember kids!
It's important to stand up against injustice and the unfair treatment of others. If we have to power to stop such things, but simply stand idly, then we are no better than those that commit these acts of evil
Especially if that act of evil is your fucked-up daemon snake dad twisting your flesh into an abomination
(keep it real Vistario)
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Remember kids!
While patience is a virtue, (and one worthy Of practising) it also requires You to be capable of acting when the time comes. One must learn to strike the balance between not acting too boldly, and not acting enough
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Remember kids!
Itā€™s often stated that the quickest way to someoneā€™s hearts is through their stomach. This is untrue
The quickest way to someoneā€™s hearts is through their ribcage. Just remember to put proper Force behind the attack.
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