#lidt

[garfield-lasagna-maker]

Why did they give the santa outside the German lidt factory the biggest bj lips known to man?

[messinheaven]

Things to do once this hell of a school is over part two:

speedrun learingv German and biology

sign up for a dance school

sign upfor a music school

create more critical works (the life manual for girls)

find a way to go to GB, maybe work there???

read more

make movies (blacknwhite, soap opera and trudne sprawyyyy)

try to find a commission for a commercial

[pastelfarvet]

Hver gang jeg bliver tatoveret bliver alt i mit liv bare lidt bedre

[hvadfandendotjpeg]

Danske reaktionsbilleder, bind 1...?

[useless-denmarkfacts]

Rigarkivet fra Alletiders Jul er med i fictional-library-tournament og det vil være en national skandale hvis de taber til et par computerspil i deres første runde.

RIGSARKIVET ER FAME DA IKKE FIKTIVT HVAD FAEN

[litteraturhistorikeren]

Om en uge rejser jeg til Belgien, og jeg glæder mig. Jeg føler mig lidt stuck in limbo lige nu, det her mellemstadie før det næste kapitel kan af og til føles frustrerende. Jeg er rastløs, vil gerne i gang med noget igen. Jeg forsvinder så nemt ind i mit drømmeland, når jeg befinder mig i et mellemstadie, som jeg gør lige nu

[gamat3000]

[thatoneluckybee]

...was anyone going to tell me that "rolling your eyes" was just. looking up briefly while someone is speaking or was i supposed to know that—

[greaseonmymouth]

til solen står op (2361 words) by nerakrose Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Afdeling Q | Department Q (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Assad/Carl Mørck, Assad & Carl Mørck Characters: Carl Mørck, Assad (Afdeling Q), Marcus Jacobsen Additional Tags: Aftermath of Violence, Police Brutality, All Cops Are Bastards, Whump, Forced Outing, Eventual Happy Ending, Assad Whump, WIP Tags Summary:

"Der er to tusind klagesager mod politiet hvert år. Vi vinder dem allesammen. Er det fordi vi aldrig begår fejl eller fordi vi beskytter hinanden?" - Carl Mørck, Journal 64

[aew-regression-cove]

internet back!!! :3 — I have a few things backlogged that I wanna watch/rewatch now internet back!!! (੭˃ᴗ˂)੭

X-Men dofp (Rogue cut)

Enchanted

Top Gun + Top Gun Maverick

Alice in Wonderland (Tim Burton)

X-Men First Class

Hercules

Twilight

Into the woods

The Day After Tomorrow

Warm Bodies

Bram Stokers Dracula

[hoennislands]

TIME OFF REQUEST APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[novaraptorus]

you jnkw whag rbey sag! "noooo dint fjkinvg do tbag please"

[pastelfarvet]

Skal vi ikke se outfittet ? Måske det er til en 12er.

Ha, det er sjældent jeg lige poster reelle outfits herpå hvor alle kan se, og især når det er op til jeg skal være omgivet af mange mennesker, men kan være der kommer noget op senere.

[thewickerking]

its almost been 6 hrs. Mmmm yummy midol in me tummy soon

[seachic]

not my horoscope and my spotify mix lining up like this when i'm dealing with high stress 💀

[tatsugiriroll]

sometimes i want to get a tiktok just so I can put out there that NO, Patrick Star would NOT eat his best friend forever Spongebob SquarePants in the real because they live in BIKINI BOTTOM, a city with an established economy and various food sources.

In nature a predator will ALWAYS choose to conserve energy over expending it. this is why they target younger or weaker herd members in the wild. HOWEVER when placed in a civilized setting there is CALORIE-DENSE FOOD READILY AVAILABLE FOR SIMPLE PURCHASE!!!!! Patrick may be stupid but he is ALSO LAZY and would RELIABLY choose the simplest and most energy-efficient food source.

“Well what if there wasn’t food for purchase” well then you are JUST trying to get EDGE POINTS and I must bid uou FUCK OFF SIR