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Horny for straws?

Earlier, at The Round Table Pub, a man was seen stroking a straw in a sexual and suggestive manner.

Seriously? What the fuck is that about?! Is he horny for straws?!

Anyways, he was also spotted licking his lips and looking hard at the straw. A witness who happened to walk past this weirdo heard him say to the plastic: "I'm going to save you for later. All the things I'm going to do to you when we're home."

Quite clearly, this guy is a complete creep, who can't get any men, so has to resort to using straws to do the job. Funnily enough, I don't think they're thick enough. But, the less said about THAT, the better. Er. What. A. Freak.