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avalongossipblog-blog · 12 years ago
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Kit Threatens Druidboy
A source has approached me today informing me that Elizabeth Kit, business management student and King's Royal waitress, has made threats to the owner of this blog. Countless sources has over heard her saying such statements as "you wait till I get my hands on them," "I am going you kill them," and "I have got a gun with their name on it."
This vicious threats show strongly that Elizabeth has some sort of psychotic issue. This has been displayed when she had been partying away at one of the student dud parties. 
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avalongossipblog-blog · 12 years ago
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Horny for straws?
Earlier, at The Round Table Pub, a man was seen stroking a straw in a sexual and suggestive manner.
Seriously? What the fuck is that about?! Is he horny for straws?!
Anyways, he was also spotted licking his lips and looking hard at the straw. A witness who happened to walk past this weirdo heard him say to the plastic: "I'm going to save you for later. All the things I'm going to do to you when we're home."
Quite clearly, this guy is a complete creep, who can't get any men, so has to resort to using straws to do the job. Funnily enough, I don't think they're thick enough. But, the less said about THAT, the better. Er. What. A. Freak.
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