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gallaghersgal's lip gallagher x reader masterlist. *indicates smut
general lip ramblings and reblogs can be found here. anything under 100 words will not be on the masterlist. fic recs can be found here. <3
[ SERIES ]
borderline.
you've been best friends with lip gallagher your whole life. how will senior year play out as you navigate college applications and complicated feelings?
[ FICS ]
i really like you
what will lip say when debbie asks him, "what is it you like about her?
who's naughty and nice *
prompt - decide who has been the naughtiest and the nicest and give each other rewards & consequences accordinglyÂ
birthday girl
you see the cute boy from your classes while out at the club for your birthday
full *
lip has a thing for filling you up, and he's far from shy about it
bunny's birthday *
my birthday fic for my dear wormy. hot dad lip & breeding kink <33
fever pitch
the basics of my mlb!lip au, in headcanon format!
[ BLURBS ]
safe space
college dad lip
late night calls (college dad!lip)
surprising you (college dad!lip)
frat party (college dad!lip)
heterochromia (college dad!lip)
rough sex *
professor!lip *
aftercare *
college domesticity *
summer love, and exhaustion
leaving for class but lip stops you
gentle parenting your bf
protective + jealous (frat!lip)
pregnant reader
needy after work *
'yes ma'am'
walking you home (frat!lip)
begging (frat!lip)
treat you better (frat!lip)
overstim (sub!lip) *
massage *
birthday blurb
brat taming *
needy (college dad!lip) *
halloween + sfw pt2 + nsfw pt2 *
speaking italian *
ta lip + anotha + anotha + anotha *
angry & protective (frat!lip)
picking you up from a party (sorority!reader)
against the window *
father's day
"don't pretend to be so innocent" *
afterparty *
bickering over your date (mkverse)
caring for liam (college!lip)
little league freddie (dad!lip)
eyeblack designs (college baseball!lip)
© gallaghersgal, 2024. dividers by @cafekitsune. updated 11.02.24
#masterlist.#lip gallagher x reader#lip gallagher smut#lip gallagher fluff#lip gallagher imagine#â lip gallagher
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zeke tyler dating headcannons (the faculty)
psa i have not written anything like this since middle school. please but pitchforks down if they are raised đ
these are pretty much all dating headcannons and little blurbs i am more than willing to expand on any one of them
warnings: mentions of drug use but pretty innocent other than that AND this is not proofread. i was too excited.
there is only one other zeke tyler headcannons work on this app so this is completely inspired by that person
enjoy whores đ„
- his girlfriend (you) is so fucking cool. im thinking kevin and michelle dynamic from dazed and confused.
- very big on PDA. i mean very. heâs not afraid to make out with you in the courtyard. he wants to show you off, because why wouldnât he, youâre stunning, he wants everyone to know the coolest girl in school is his.
- Always holding on to you. if youâre walking in the hall, his arm is around your shoulders or leading you by the small of your back.
- loves to smoke with you. sharing a cigarette just feels so intimate. plus you just look super hot when you do it
- loves your style, especially the showier clothing. âwhatâs this?â heâd ask, running the hem of your new crop top between his fingers. âyou like it?â you look up at him, your hands on his shoulders, his on your waist. âi love it.â and kiss you in the middle of the parking lot akskdkdjdk
- youâre his main product tester. you spend hours trying small amounts of it (stay safe kids) and telling him what thereâs too much or too little of. when heâs ready for you to try his next batch, youâre passed out on his garage couch. he eventually slides in behind you when heâs all finished.
- your parents donât like him. at all. you know theyâd love him if they knew how smart he was, but he wasnât exactly in his good graces after he ran into your garbage can with his car the first time he came over for dinner.
- he is the king of sneaking in, and sneaking you out. since your parents arenât fond of him, they donât really want you around him - they think heâs a bad influence. he climbs the terrace with ease, same cheeky smirk on his face when you turn at the soft knock to se him at your window.
- definitely spends many nights at your house. you have some of his clothes hidden in your closet for when he stays over.
- probably had long hair when he was little, then cut it himself when he was ten. heâs been cutting his own hair ever since, wonât let anyone else cut it. UNTIL you come along
- uses 3in1. sorry. he has shit to do, canât be bothered to take his sweet time in the shower.
- once he lost track of the last time he washed his hair, you just did it for him in the sink. he loved how your nails felt on his scalp, so after that it becomes a frequent question. âWash my hair for me? Mâtoo tired.â you always comply.
- best friends with your younger sibling. if you have a little brother, you often just leave them to play video games together. if you have a younger sister, heâll be sporting a tiara at her tea party. they ADORE zeke. you make him promise to never bring any of his PENS when your sibling is around. wouldnât want a Fiona Gallagher Liam incident!!
#josh hartnett#josh hartnett x reader#zeke tyler#zeke tyler x reader#the faculty#zeke tyler headcannons
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The New Cue #357 February 12:
Everything Everything's Jonathan Higgs
"We were weirdos then and weâre weirdos now"
At the beginning of next month, Everything Everything release their seventh record Mountainhead. Itâs another brilliant album from one of the UKâs most imaginative and forward-thinking guitar bands, a quartet who never tread water and have been consistently honing, reworking and outdoing whatâs gone before for over 15 years, always coming up with a new version of themselves without ever losing what makes them special. The pillars of their music tend to be a mix of danceable synth-y grooves and inventive art-rock, intricate arrangements constructed around big pop hooks and surrealist lyrics, frontman Jonathan Higgsâ vocal delivery emotive and exuberant at the same time.
Higgs is at the centre of it all, a creative dynamo who seems to sum up their idiosyncratic approach and who has the ability to inject emotion into the bizarrest lyrics, lines such as:
âAnd no reptiles! Just soft boiled eggs in shirts and ties, Waiting for the flashing green man Quivering and wobbling just like all the eggs you knowâ
That one is taken from Get To Heavenâs epic standout No Reptiles.
Or this, which somehow sounds poignant when Higgs sings it on the electro-pop banger Arch Enemy:
âFatberg you smile, with your grave wax eyes, will you consume me?â
Or how about this oddball corker, from the euphoric electronica of Raw Data Feel closer Software Greatman?
âMaybe I see Klingons on the starboard bow Maybe, Iâm a cat inside a sacred cow
Higgs is at it again with this zinger from their excellent recent single Cold Reactor: âI sent you the image of a yellow face To tell you Iâm sad about the emptiness thatâs all around meâ
That song, released in autumn last year as the first single from Mountainhead, has become Everything Everythingâs biggest radio hit yet. Itâs spent weeks on the Radio 1 B-list, a very uncommon position for an indie band whose members are all in their late 30s, but its success that sums up the vibrancy and relevance of Everything Everything in 2024. Even better, it probably meant Radio 1 have had to get their heads around this blurb from Higgs on what the new record Mountainhead is about:
âIn another world, society has built an immense mountain. To make the mountain bigger, they must make the hole they live in deeper and deeper. All of society is built around the creation of the mountain, and a mountain religion dominates all thought. At the top of the mountain is rumoured to be a huge mirror that reflects endlessly recurring images of the self, and at the bottom of the pit is a giant golden snake that is the primal fear of all believers. A âMountainheadâ is one who believes the mountain must grow no matter the cost, and no matter how terrible it is to dwell in the great pit. The taller the mountain, the deeper the hole.â
Well, you donât get that with Catfish And The Bottlemen. A few weeks ago Niall â that is me, I am The New Cueâs resident Everything Everything nut in case you hadnât guessed â spoke to Jonathan over Zoom about the mad concept around the new record, the dynamics of being in a band in 2024, his favourite Liam Gallagher tweet and more. Iâve made this playlist of my favourite Everything Everything songs to listen whilst you read,
Hello Jonathan. I love the new record, it feels different to Raw Data Feel, a bit looser⊠Yeah, itâs got a lot more freedom and it sounds more like a band playing a lot of the time rather than the rigid, more computerised stuff that we were doing before. We made an effort to make it feel a bit more real and laid back.
Was there much overlap? No, partly because we put everything we made for Raw Data Feel on that record, we didnât leave anything in the banks. We did the opposite with this, we actually went back and looked at some old demos and brought them back to life because we were looking for some kind of angle that we werenât going to stumble across, we wanted to go back to our youngest selves and go, âWhat was that thing we were doing?â.
Thatâs interesting, how far back did you go? I think itâs sessions for A Fever Dream, or it might be Re-Animator, so five or six years ago. Some of the songs on this are from that time, or at least elements of them are or a little demo was made and then thrown away and then we went back and said âLetâs explore this and breathe new life into it.â
When youâre seven records in and you start to look back like that, does it feel like different versions of the band? Yeah, definitely. Thereâs definitely been eras, weâve never got stuck in one way of doing things. Thereâs an evolution, for good or for ill, since our first songs to now. I can find myself very quickly thinking in those terms when I hear a song from then, Iâm like, âOh yeah, I was trying to do thisâ and that stuff changes over time and Iâm glad it does because otherwise, you just make the same record again and again and no-one wants that.
Yeah. Without naming any names, for some bands it ends up becoming a process of survival and maintenance. Yeah, thankfully, weâre not in that position. I know what you mean, this idea of being a nostalgia act does not appeal very much, partly because we were at our peak three albums in so we can go back and feast on Get To Heaven-era but I have no interest in going back to Man Alive and trying to recreate that partly because we were weirdos then and weâre weirdos now, it wasnât the glory days by any means. Iâm immensely proud of what we did back then but Iâm not going to try and retread it. This is an odd thing to say having just said that I went back to some old demos and put them on our new record, but those demos were rejected for reasons that I find interesting now. And I donât feel that we need to play the games we were playing them because weâre so good at writing successfully now, I think.
Something like Cold Reactor, I didnât labour over it and I knew as soon as it was done, it was great and I knew that would that would carry us through. It allows you to feel a bit more relaxed about creativity rather than âMust get that radio single or weâre doomed!â, which obviously is the burning hot coal under our butts most of the time because itâs easy to take that stuff for granted, popular songs, but youâve got to actually write them and theyâve got to actually be popular otherwise no-one cares. Basically, every album usually comes down to one, two or three songs and if none of them have any interest, then people just go, âDid an album even come out?â.
Cold Reactor is a good example of the band right now, it seems to sum up all thatâs great about Everything Everything and itâs become this mad radio hit. I know! Weâve watched a lot of friendsâ bands struggle in this period weâve had, 15 years now. There is a tendency to rest on your laurels or try and repeat the thing and itâs very difficult to not do that. Sometimes, Iâve done it myself when Iâve sat down and written a song and then I get to the end of it, I go, âWell, we did that better with X song on Arcâ and itâs like, âI could do this and our fans will really like it because it sounds just like us, it sounds just like Arcâ and then weâre like âNo, into the bin with you, letâs try and take that same sensation but do something new with itâ. That often comes down to the production. I think if you were to strip all of our songs of their production, then you could probably find something Iâve written now very similar to something Iâve written.
Thereâs a simplicity to a lot of the songs on the new album, nothing is overloaded and it makes the more outlandish stuff more potent. Thatâs been a big thing to learn over our careers. Youâve got the ability to do outlandish stuff, and youâve got these players who can play really well but that isnât enough to just present all of those things at once and expect people to go, âWow!â. Some of them will, and thatâs how we made our name, the prog dads, as we used to call them, that came to our shows in the very early days and just stand there and go, âyes, this sounds like Yes!â, and thatâs fine. But that I felt like it wasnât really a challenge. It felt like being a music student still, trying to dazzle each other with complexity and emotion slowly rose through all that and they all just fell away. I was like, âNo, that is the hardest thing to communicateâ and thatâs the challenge. Thatâs what the greats do is, they get your emotions and you canât manufacture that and you certainly canât bamboozle that into people, you have to start with a strong, simple, true, or as close to true as you can manage, emotion and then you can start having fun with it. I think thatâs the thing that took us the longest to learn.
Everything Everythingâs work has grown more emotional with every record. Youâve got these big concepts around them but that disguises the fact they feel a bit more personal and vulnerable each time⊠I think thatâs what happens to humans. Twenty-three-year-olds are a strange breed to look to for sustenance when it comes to art, thereâs a rawness to being that age, itâs an age of discovery. And that stuff is very exciting but thereâs no real reason why someone older would create like that or go to that well, it actually gets quite sad when people try to go to that well. Now Iâm older and Iâm more of an emotional person and Iâm less about fireworks and more about volcanoes! I donât know how to put it, thereâs something much deeper now when I create than when I was a young punk.
On that note, rather than me crowbar into an incredibly long question, why donât you sum up the concept of Mountainhead? Itâs extremely simple, a one metaphor fits all type-deal. I knew I wanted to sing about capitalism but not put too fine a point on it. I mean, itâs not a very subtle metaphor. But I knew there were certain elements of it that I wanted to get across, namely the Sisyphean sort of feeling of it being pointless and also, the fact that thereâs this trade-off between building the mountain but having to live in the dark, which was a big touchstone for me when I read Capitalist Realism by Mark Fisher, this sense that our lives are getting worse in some ways, that the more we progress weâre becoming more isolated and weâre shutting off large parts of our humanity in the search for this goal of ever expanding and growing our economy and trying to climb the ladder. Itâs simple enough that you canât really fault it, Iâm not saying this is exactly how we live, thereâs not enough to it for it to fail. Itâs something everyone gets straight away.
A lot of the lyrics touch on that theme but which of the songs is the most personal to you that veer away from the concept? Probably The Witness, thatâs definitely not really related to the concept. Thatâs pretty personal. Thereâs a line in there about this⊠I shot this bird with an air rifle when I was a kid. I walked into the shed and I saw it, this cute little chaffinch or whatever and it just sat there looking at me and then I picked up the air rifle, I knew where it was and I killed it.
You bastard! I know, Iâm telling you this now cos I felt bad, Iâm not saying it was a good thing! For some reason that came back to me. During the very early sessions on the album, weâd all gone away somewhere and when we got back, Alex went up to his studio at the top of his house and a pigeon had got into the room and thrashed and thrashed to get back out for four days, thereâs like blood all over, feathers everywhere. I was like, âGuys, this is a sign⊠weâre gonna call it The Pigeon!â. Obviously we didnât but birds do get into it - Canary obviously is a song there - and this thing about that bird and it flew into my head. Thatâs very personal. But then the rest of the song is about some fucked up stuff that happened to me in the pandemic that havenât properly been able to talk about in these situations because itâs a bit too personal, basically. A lot of Raw Data Feel was about trying to deal with that as well. I shouldâve called it Raw Data Deal. Thatâs the only moment Iâve given over to that thing on this newest album, the last song. I havenât actually been able to listen back to it because it makes me too emotional when I think about what itâs really about. But thatâs not for public consumption, itâs not needed.
Fair enough. Tell me about the dynamic between the four of you, because that seems like a really important point in your longevity. Apart from a very early line-up change, itâs been the four of you the whole way. Yeah, itâs great. Weâve settled into our roles over the last 15 years. Alex [Robertshaw, guitarist and keyboards] is very much the producer now and by way of that, heâs ended up writing a lot of the guitar and keyboard parts, which I would usually write more of in the past. Iâve become completely consumed by the emotion of getting the message across in the lyrics and stuff like that, as well as obviously writing songs. But in terms of how they sound, Iâm less and less involved or concerned, thatâs Alexâs playground more. Mike [Spearman, drummer] and Jez [Pritchard, bass] are very good at taste-making. Me and Alex do 98% of the composition and then those guys are much more like, âWell, I feel like this is a good way for us to go or this is better than this one,â things you canât really tell when youâre the creator and you think everythingâs great. Theyâre also really good at the whole business side of the band, which is the less romantic end but incredibly important. So talking to accountants and theyâre having meetings with the labels and Mikeâs producing the videos, getting organised, all the stuff that me and Alex being ïżœïżœïżœthe creativesâ are terrible at because we have the luxury of being terrible at them. Those guys fill in the gaps and theyâre really, really good at that. Jez is really good at meeting people and all that kind of shit, so it works really well. Youâve got at least one person covering every possible angle. Iâm doing a lot of the visual stuff now. Iâm designing a lot of the visual side of the band, basically most things that weâre tweeting or videos is all being done by me. As a unit we could basically do this by ourselves... if someone gave us loads of money, which is how we operate.
My last question is a random one but itâs been on my mind. On Christmas Day, you dug up a four-year-old Liam Gallagher tweet where he called the producer Dave Sardy âDave Sardineâ, and I wanted to know how your Christmas Day mind had been drawn back to that. Haha! Well, when it happened someone tweeted it to me and I thought was funny and I retweeted then. Then recently, I remembered it and I went to see if it was still there. It was and I was like, âIâm gonna save that for Christmas Dayâ - it wasnât related to what I was up to. Itâs just like, right, âChristmas Day, time to tweet my favourite tweetâ. It will always be my favourite tweet because itâs how angry he is about Dave Sardine. Itâs so good.
The full article is available on substack.
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Charting the rise of Oasis in summer 1994 via archives of Music & Media (pan-European music industry magazine in the 90s). Issue dates from each clip left to right: 13 August; 27 August; 3 September; 17 September; 17 September.
Radio reports in industry magazines tell the story of Oasis climbing the UK charts and breaking into Europe in late summer 1994. Music & Media in the 90s was the European version of Americaâs Billboard magazine. While the record charts were the focus, each issue also included a section in new releases (both singles and albums) as well as station reports. Each week radio stations would report their lists to the magazine and include what songs they've added to their rotation. The way I understand it, A lists are played more than B lists, which are played more than N lists.
I went through the August-September 1994 issues of Music & Media searching âOasisâ for any relevant clips.
Note: Keep in mind all dates reflect the issue that the content was in and that there was a slight lag (generally 1-2 weeks) in industry news outside of the UK.
Following Live Foreverâs release
The third Oasis single, Live Forever, gets added to the BBC1's N list on 6th of August upon its release, due to consistent interest in each single since Columbia (White Label Demo) in Dec 1993.
The single also makes the B list for Virgin 1215 AM London. The next week, Forth RFM in Edinburgh adds the song to its A list. One week later, the song gets a small mention in the New Releases review section of the magazine:
Is it a fata morgana, or is Oasis for real? We've had so many over-hyped British bands now, that we prefer to take a back seat. But then again we haven't heard such good pop since the La's.
Two weeks later, 27th of August, Live Forever reaches no. 10 on the UK singles chart.
The magazine reports this in a small blurb describing them as "Scottish band Oasis", possibly due to the concentration of the bandâs support being in Scotland. Radio Clyde in Glasgow adds the song to its rotation. MTV Europe also adds the video to its new videos list.
At the start of September, Definitely Maybe gets a review in the new album releases, where Live Forever is called âa masterpiece.â I should add industry mags are typically dry and not prone to hyperbole.
Radio Clyde's head Bobby Hain writes that Oasis has become "local favourites" since performing at T in the Park festival a few weeks before.
At the same time, Live Forever gets added to more radio playlists. Red Dragon FM in Cardiff adds the song to its B list. In Europe, Radio 21 in Brussels, Het Station in Hilversum (Holland), and Polskie Radio 2 in Warsaw (Poland) add it to their A list.
By the 10th of September MTV Europe adds the Live Forever video to its Buzz Bin. This week Sveriges Radio in Stockholm (Sweden) adds the song to its A list, with Radio Stella FM 106 in Helsingberg following the next week.
But it takes until the 17th of September for Oasis to get a full length article in the magazine, entitled "Oasis Is No Mirage Of the British Hope and Glory" (above). It mentions the skepticism in Europe of British bands that donât live up to the hype. But argues Oasis is the real deal. It singles out Sweden as the first European market where the band has broken out from the UK. It calls the bandâs songs âretro pop,â lists some influences from Neil Young to T-Rex, and leaves with the idea Oasis seems like a âuniversal bandâ that can translate to other countries.
The case study of Sweden
The band plays the Hultsfred festival in Sweden 13 August 1994. This is also the site of the classic Gallagher interview where Noel claims their music will stand the test of time. Thereâs also bootlegs of a radio broadcast of the show, but itâs not clear if it aired live at the time or was simply recorded and broadcasted later in 95.
Noel and Liam both bragged about making headlines in the country for starting a bar brawl after they played this festival. Did this play a factor in the bandâs early chart success there?
Notably mentioned by Music & Media, by the 3rd of September, Swedish radio stations are already picking up Live Forever, while most of Europe is still working through older singles.
Sweden becomes the first country outside of the UK for Definitely Maybe to chart (even a week before Ireland), entering the chart at no. 14. The album reaches 4 by 17th of September (to compare the album is at 9 in Ireland the same week).
Along with sales elsewhere, itâs enough to pull the album to 10 in the European charts.
Did the bar brawl help album sales in Sweden?
When looking at Oasis gigs in August/September itâs not surprising Sweden is the first to chart. They play Paris in June and New York in July. But Sweden is the first place outside the UK they have two gigs in less than one month. The festival gig in August and another one a few days after the first album is released.
Now I know controversy sells is a 90s maxim and Oasis used outrage to their advantage. But I remain skeptical of the claim they made front page headlines from the bar brawl. It seems to me thatâd be a clipping you could find online if it happened. I donât have access to Swedish papers to directly verify the pages (if anyone has access, lmk!). But I could do a quick search of archives of two popular newspapers, a morning newspaper and an evening one, to see "oasis" mentions in 1994:
While âoasisâ gets mentioned a few times before August (some nonband mentions including a guy named Kenny Oasis drive earlier mentions), itâs steady afterward in reference to the band.
The results of a search for âoasisâ in Dagens Nyheter in 1994 includes a thumbnail of the page and the relevant excerpt to check context. Below are the excerpts visible for August/September and a rough translation (any Swedish fans out there correct me if Iâm wrong).
The 11th of August has a short article on page 20 about the Hultsfred festival they were set to play on the 13th.
On the 15th on page 24, the band gets mentioned in a review of the festival:
NÀr Oasis spelade vid sextiden var det vÀldigt mycket folk i SaharatÀltet
(When Oasis played at six o'clock there were a lot of people in the Sahara tent)
On the 18th in the entertainment section of ads, Definitely Maybe as a pending Oasis album is mentioned. Thereâs also an ad for another show with Oasis on the bill with Pavement at the top and Jeff Buckley. This is most likely the 2 September show at the Gino.
On the 24th, Liamâs face makes an appearance on page 21 along with other band/artist photos. The photo caption reads âLiam Gallagher i Oasis renodlar det som andra pĂ„börjat.â (Liam Gallagher's Oasis refines what others have started.) with a photo credit to âmatthias bardĂ„ Filmisktâ so good bet itâs from the Hultsfred festival.
The 31st of August shows the closest Oasis gets to the front page at the time. On page 2, Live Forever is mentioned in a list of things to complain about (an opinion piece? satire? itâs not clear): Yvs över exportaktiernas uppgĂ„ng, yvs över Oasis âLive Foreverâ, men herregud, att yvas över ett land, ett stycke mark, det Ă€r vĂ€l. (Howl about the rise of export shares, howl about Oasis' "Live Forever", but oh my god, howl about a country, a piece of land, that's fine.) The mention does suggest the song is already recognizable to Swedish readers by the time Definitely Maybe is released.
Oasis at the Hultsfred festival is still being talked about 2nd of September (page 77):
Beatles anses vara en inte oviktig förebild för Oasis. Och det bekrÀftades i Hultsfred.
(The Beatles are considered a not unimportant role model for Oasis. And it was confirmed in Hultsfred.)
On page 75 the same day, an ad for the Gino show that night. But Oasis is now top billing (no Pavement).
Same issue, the show gets mentioned on earlier pages (page 20) in context of the bandâs climb:
Oasis klÀttrar raskt och spelar dessutom i Stockholm i dag, fredag.
(Oasis is climbing fast and is also playing in Stockholm today, Friday.)
The rest of September, Oasis gets 8 mentions in the paper on pages 20-29.
Now without access to each article in full, I canât be certain there is no mention of the bar brawl in all of this. But these excerpts do suggest that itâs a nonissue at least in this paper. Their festival show is well attended, people remember it, another show is set for a few weeks later and is advertised as the postfestival chatter ramps up the album release excitement. They return a second time for more buzz and the album hits the top 5 a few weeks later. But obviously thatâs boring so bar brawl narrative it is.
#oasis#live forever#definitely maybe#music and media#sweden#oasis by the numbers#1994#dm era#tjad posts#diving into the stacks#music industry#controversy sells is kinda a 90s maxim#so i was curious whether the bar brawl was driving interest#but they play two shows outside of the UK in august: hultsfred in sweden and one gig in holland
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Oasis â Cricket Bat Used By Noel Gallagher on Liam Gallagher
The legendary cricket bat used by Noel Gallagher of Oasis to attack his brother, Liam, in a famous incident during the recording of the second Oasis album, âWhatâs The Story, Morning Glory.â As detailed in numerous articles and books about the band, Liam Gallagher brought a group of inebriated people heâd met at a local pub to the bandâs recording sessions for âMorning Glory,â infuriating Noel. Noel forced the people to leave, which caused Liam to âlose itâ and attack Noel and his guitars, and Noel retaliated using this cricket bat. We obtained this bat from celebrated British music writer Paolo Hewitt. As detailed in his letter of authenticity, Hewitt is the author of sixteen books on music and music related subjects, including the authorized biography of Oasis, âGetting High: The Adventures of Oasisâ (the cricket bat incident is detailed on page 320 of Hewittâs book, a copy of which is included.) Noel Gallagherâs blurb on the book cover says it allââPaolo is the only person to speak about what it was like on the road with us because heâs been there. Heâs been there, heâs seen it, heâs done it.â During interviews for the book, Noel Gallagher pointed out the cricket bat to Hewitt, and convinced it was destined for the trash, he took it home. This is a truly a unique artifact from one of the most successful British bands ever, with full authentication, and our lifetime guarantee of authenticity.
#they sold the cricket bat along with a certificate of authenticity because of course they did#1990s#oasis#oasis band#the oasis cricket bat
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Quarter Notes: Blurbs & Briefs from Sound Bites
- In this edition: Oasis; Stephen Stills; Grateful Dead; & Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band
OASIS WILL DEFINITELY MAYBE PLAY IN 2025: After a 15-year public pissing match, Liam and Noel Gallagher plan to reunite as Oasis for a 2025 tour of the U.K. and Ireland.
âThe guns have fallen silent,â they said. âThe stars have aligned. The great wait is over. Come see. It will not be televised.â
STEPHEN STILLS ENDORSES KAMALA HARRIS FOR PRESIDENT: Stephen Stills endorsed Kamala Harris for president and pledged âto lend any assistance I can to the campaign.â
âI am greatly encouraged by the extraordinary energy and vibrancy that has followedâ the Democratic National Convention, Stills said in a statement.
GRATEFUL FOR DEAD LESSONS: âGrateful Dead Hourâ host David Gans will teach Did It Matter? Does It Now? The Music and Culture of the Grateful Dead. The eight-week course begins Oct. 3 at Stanford University.
SPRINGSTEEN WILL NOT RETIRE: Bruce Springsteen told an audience in Philadelphia he and the E Street Band will not retire.
âWeâve been around 50 fucking years, and we ainât quitting,â he said. âWe ainât doing no farewell tour bullshit. No farewell tour for the E Street Band. Farewell to what? A thousand people screaming your name? Get the hell out.â
8/27/24
#quarter notes#oasis#liam gallagher#noel gallagher#stephen stills#buffalo springfield#crosby stills nash and young#kamala harris#grateful dead#david gans#jerry garcia#bob weir#phil lesh#bill kreutzmann#pigpen#ron pigpen mckernan#mickey hart#tom constanten#keith godchaux#donna jean godchaux#brent mydland#vince welnick#bruce hornsby#bruce springsteen#bruce springsteen and the e street band
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⥠ao3 | ⥠my other blog
⥠please note: most of my fics are nsfw, so please read with caution.
⥠asks are open for nsfw blurbs like those linked below! :)
* - indicates sexual content
⥠Graham Coxon â
please, dear -
gra fingers dear y/n in front of a mirror to show her how utterly delectable she looks when she cums. *
thunder in your ear -
gra decides to tease y/n underneath the table cloth, though she soon has him whimpering with his cock in her hand - just hoping none of their friends get an inkling as to what theyâre up to. *
â§ïœ„ïŸ: *â§ïœ„ïŸ:*
⥠Liam Gallagher â
highly commendable -
liam has y/n begging him to use his mouth on her, though he canât resist teasing the poor birdie. *
â§ïœ„ïŸ: *â§ïœ„ïŸ:*
⥠Damon Albarn â
like a virgin -
damon has y/n on his lap to tell him what she wants him to do to her â though sheâs far more clueless than he had expected. heâs willing to change that. *
sometimes -
poor damon canât help but to settle between y/nâs thighs â so eager to please her with his mouth. *
â§ïœ„ïŸ: *â§ïœ„ïŸ:*
#masterlist đ§Ą#graham coxon smut#graham coxon x reader#graham coxon blurb#graham coxon imagine#damon albarn smut#damon albarn x reader#damon albarn blurb#damon albarn imagine#liam gallagher smut#liam gallagher x reader#liam gallagher blurb#liam gallagher imagine#blur smut#blur x reader#blur imagine#blur fanfiction#oasis smut#oasis x reader#oasis imagine#oasis fanfiction#britpop x reader#britpop fanfiction
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âi know youâve been dying to take me outâ || 90s liam
pairing: 90s liam gallagher x reader
word count: 524
warnings: none
prompt: a saturday morning in a record shop with reader and her casual friend liam who works there
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It was a sunny Saturday and morning was growing into noon. Out of instinct I had walked into the local record shop. The hanging lights were turned off, but large rectangles of sunlight laid across the rows of vinyls in front of me. Specks of dust danced in the light from the windows. In one of the boxes of light stood Liam, behind the counter. That was more or less all I knew about him. His first name was Liam and he almost always stood behind the counter, or sometimes sat on top of it with a hunched back. Oh, and the fact that he always seemed startled when I came in.
âWhoâs that?â I asked, nodding my head at the record in his hand. There was a whole stack of them next to him on the counter as well. Liam lifted his hanging head and his eyes lit up slightly with excitement and a tinge of nerves. I saw right through him.
âNew local band⊠Pretty cool.â
He had a tendency to shorten his sentences considerably, for whatever reason.
âWhat do they sound like?â
I made my way up to the counter and placed my elbows on it, laying my chin in my palms and resting all my weight on one hip.
âUm.. Kind of punk.. but softer.â
I nodded and watched him in silence as he resorted to inspecting the vinyl again, seemingly reading the same text over and over again. His skin and hair looked particularly soft and warm today in the late morning sun. He was wearing an Adidas crewneck that was so large on him that the shoulder seams ended mid-bicep. I could see some hints of his regular blue jeans from my side of the counter.
âPlay some!â
He looked up again and the pale blue colour in his eyes appeared almost white in the sunlight. He waddled a few steps over to the record player and another long moment passed of near silence as he fumbled with the vinyl. Then a loud guitar pierced through the quiet and Liam turned around again, meeting my eyes. I gave an impressed smile and he nodded with a smile of his own.
âTheyâre good!â I said over the loud music and Liam nodded again. We laughed together at something, I donât know what.
The first song ended quickly and Liam turned the volume down as the second one began, with a similar guitar.
âTheyâre really good!â I repeated and Liam agreed quickly.
âTheyâre playing tonight actually⊠at The Seven Stars..â he remembered. A small grin grew on my lips. âIâm obligated to promote them, you see,â he added hastily.
âIâll be there,â I giggled and began wandering away from the counter. âI know youâve been dying to take me out for a long time anyway,â I mumbled, smirking down at a record I had mindlessly picked up.
âFuck off,â Liam muttered and laughed somewhat nervously. I glanced up at him and noticed the new red colour in his cheeks.
âDo you have that new Stone Roses compilation album then?â I asked after a beat, putting him out of his misery.
#short but#nervous infatuated liam <3#britpop#90s#oasis#liam gallagher#liam gallagher x reader#fic#imagine#au#blurb#prompt#smut#fluff#angst#y/n
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Followers Celebration!
Hey everyone, itâs your favourite aspiring wildfire here (if Iâm not your favourite... RUDE)
Thank you so much for following my blog and interacting with me, it really makes my day and I love you all so much. 300 may not seem like a big deal to everyone, but it is to me. So thank you.
Because I am happy and I wanna make you happy too, this is what Iâve come up with:
THE COMPLIMENTS COLLECTION
How will this work?
1. You must send me an ask (anon or not, preferably not anon) about any of these next topics and I will give you a compliment.
 --- Categories! (I feel like such a dork wow)
** You can send in a blog, either yours or someone elseâs and Iâll compliment that blog
** A 5SOS blurb (fics would take me a while)
** Any visual creation youâve made (moodboards, lyric edits, etc. - 5SOS, Lana Del Rey, Marina, OASIS)
** A song (any kind of song. If youâve met me, you know what kind of music Iâm into. Nevertheless, there are songs that I like on my blog and my tags)
2. Please be patient with me. The only reason I didnât do a blurb celebration or ships is that I get overwhelmed really fast. Work has been super stressful lately and I love complimenting peopleâs work, I love finding the good in everything.
Thank you so much for following me. Iâll tag people so this doesnât flop, and if it does, weâll tell no one. Okay? Cool.
@brown-eyedshell @thew0rldneedsmcreycghurt @myloverboyash @hopeless-renassianceluke @dukesnumber1 @rip-lukes-balsamic @angelbabylu @cal-pal-cuddles â @ashtons-favorite â @1dthewantedlove â  @problematicprincessa â@heartbreak-5sos â @bloodmoonashton â @lilacsos â @irwinkitten â @singt0mecalum â @sublimehood â @sugarcoated-pain â @5sosnsfw â @cal-puddies â @lashtoncurls @dweebluke @rosecoloredash @hotmessmichael â @bae-del-rey @notasinger @calumspeachy @ashtonsunshine @wonderland-irwin
#5sos#luke hemmings#michael clifford#ashton irwin#calum hood#5 seconds of summer#lana del rey#ldr#marina#marina and the diamonds#oasis#noel gallagher#nghfb#liam gallagher#blurbs#writers of tumblr#tj celebrates!#the compliments collection
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Lip fluff rec where you come over in a bad mood (nothing happened, just a lot of small inconveniences) and lip isnât home yet so you talk to Ian and Mick (or someone else, idc) and when Lip gets home you IMMEDIATELY light up and are in a better mood??? I hope this makes sense lol
hiii!! sorry for letting this rot, i just couldn't seem to write a full blurb that did this prompt justice! but this has me so :,)
this is really mkverse coded, imo. walking into the gallagher house and dropping your bag at the door because you have early release period and get out before lip, but the two of you have plans after school. i see this being veronica and fiona, with fi getting ready for work & there to babysit liam for her đ„č
sitting on the edge of the tub and complaining to the two girls about every little wrong thing from your day. they laugh it off with you, but you're still visibly annoyed,, until lip pokes his head in the bathroom door with some snarky comment. you stand to jab at him but your face immediately lights up, and he smiles in return while the two of you playfully fight. the girls share a look because 'how are these two sooooo oblivious!?!'
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This interview isâŠa lot. Iâve seen blurbs from it but never read the whole thing before. Anyway, highlights:
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Liamâs comments about being âforced to marryâ Patsy are interesting because that wasnât the story at all at the time if their engagement when he out of no where proposed to her in a hotel before Knebworth⊠and to say all this then both remarry only a couple years later lol
Interesting bit on Bonehead here. I wonder (because I believe heâs sober now) if he had a bad problem with alcohol. This would seem to insinuate that but then again they probably werenât in a great place with him in 2002.
I just found this funny lol. But if itâs about a bird who can sing and play guitar, perhaps itâs not about Nicole after all? Is Song Bird Liamâs Wonderwall?
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Writing Roundup 4: August 2021
Roundup 1, Roundup 2, Roundup 3, Masterlist
I managed to get sick and donât want to use my brain tonight, so hereâs another writing roundup instead! All speedwrites linked by day below with a couple extras at the end.
01Aug: Ian and Mickeyâs girls have reached a difficult age.
02Aug: Ian hears Mickey arguing with a neighbor, and comes to the wrong conclusion. Later, he tries to make up for it
03Aug: Mickey and Carl: destructive duo. Ian: longsuffering husband and brother. Includes injury/blood and a creepy neighbor
04Aug: Return of the X-Men AU!  Ian and Mickey put their mutations to use in new jobs. A personal favorite. Includes violence/injury/blood, description of attempted sexual assault.
05Aug: the things he did.  Mickey opens up to Ian about details of his childhood and the abuse he suffered. Includes Terry, discussion of serious child abuse
06Aug: Ian cooks for Mickey. Pure fluff. Includes extensive description of food
07Aug:Â Lip sees Mickeyâs tattoo for the first time.Â
08Aug:Â My first pwpđ
. Jealous/possessive Ian, bondage, overstimulation, NSFW
09Aug: Ian hits it off with a client, and Mickey gets insecure
10Aug: If thereâs one thing Mickeyâs poker buddies know, itâs that his husband has him totally whipped. But when the man finally shows up in person, he isnât quite what they expected.
11Aug: Ian makes a temporary, but drastic, change to his hair.Â
12Aug: oh look more smut. Bottom Ian, NSFW
13Aug: When confronted with news about Kash, Ian and Mickey talk about what the past. Includes discussion of sexual abuse of a minor
14Aug: Ian stops eating, and Mickey notices. Includes discussion of eating disorder, food, mental health
15Aug: Stupid-ass Condiments(âHeh heh, ass condimentsâ.  âShut the fuck up, Gallagherâ). The cursed (almost) mayo lube fic. NSFW but not super explicit
16Aug: Ian has been in a downward spiral for days. Debbie watches Mickey take care of him. Includes bipolar disorder, depressive episode, food
17Aug:Â Mickey, Sandy, and Tami get drunk and play Fuck Marry Kill, Gallagher styleÂ
18Aug:Â Ian and Mickey go out with some of Ianâs old EMT friends, and end up working it on the dance floor
19Aug: Ian gets left in charge of a paralyzed Terry while Mickey runs an errand. he canât resist telling him what he thinks. Includes Terry, homophobic comments
20Aug:Â Clingy Ian has an ulterior motive
21Aug: Immediately following Ianâs conversation with Lip after his fight with Mickey, Ian and Mickey have a heart to heart.
22Aug:Â Mickey couldnât pin down when it had happened, but apparently âbabyâ was a thing Ian called him now.
23Aug: Ian and Mickey fight over buying cigarettes. As usual, itâs really about something else.
24Aug:Â Ian and Mickeyâs girls are growing up, and so is Yev
25Aug: Ian and Mickey go on a double date with Tami and Lip. Mickey and Tami get on great, and the brothers bond over their good fortune.
26Aug: Mickey is having a shitty day. Ian takes care of him.
27Aug: Mickey finds out Ian isnât a gold star gay anymore. It makes Ian a little insecure.
28Aug: PURE FLUFF. Mickey and Ian spend the morning with their little family
29Aug: Mickey and Ian meet at the Olympics
30Aug: Mickey comes home from the store to find a surprise waiting for him--Mandy, back in Chicago for an overdue visit
31Aug: Mickey and Ian go furniture shopping
Bonus #1: extra headcanon ficlet where the Milkoviches are alien warriors trying to take over Earth. Ian is part of the human resistance. Includes violence.
Bonus #2: tiny headcanon blurb about Liam and Yev being close, and Ian being sappy about it
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MASTERLIST
Damon Albarn
DILF Damon Albarn Headcanons
Dave Rowntree
Dave Rowntree Headcanons
Liam Gallagher
Liam Gallagher x Karaoke Loving Reader (blurb)
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v. the last 45 seconds of your life
a series of blurbs // a certain time and place
(read the full series in my masterlist!)
v. the last 45 seconds of your life
the one where everything comes to a screeching halt.
wc: 3,273
warnings: unironic love of oasis, some bad words, & that feeling when your heart breaks
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âOh my god please donât tell me heâs singing Champagne Supernova, again?â She groans as those familiar first notes blare through the speakers.Â
 Shawn shrugs and turns his attention back to Brian who is taking his spot on the dingy little stage in the dingy little karaoke bar Shawn had brought the lot of them to.
 âThis is really what you wanted to do before you go back on tour?â She asks, folding her arms across her chest, âKaraoke?âÂ
 He snakes his arm behind her shoulders and pulls her closer, âyes, karaoke. But I also wanted to spend some time with my two best friends before leaving again.âÂ
 She steps on his foot, marring the white of his Adidas, âbut Brian is going with you, dickweed. Iâm the only one who gets to stay behind.â She crunches her heel into his foot a little more.
Shawn winces and puts his head on her shoulder, âonly by your own choice,â he singsongs, âIâve given you more than enough chances to come with us.âÂ
 âI have a job,â she starts.Â
 âThat you hate,â he finishes.Â
 âI have responsibilities.âÂ
 âMasturbation and remembering to water your plants arenât responsibilities.âÂ
 âI have an apartment.âÂ
 â...that sucks.âÂ
 âHey!â She jabs his ribs with her elbow, this only causes Shawn to squeeze her tighter and more into him. He feels this weird sense of instant calm when their bodies are pressed together. It can be in any stage (although he was partial to when they were horizontal), no matter what, when, or under whatever circumstances, they just fit together.
 âI have a life here,â she begins, her voice more somber, softer. Sheâs trying to put him at ease, âI canât just pick up and leave that to be able to hang out with you all the time.âÂ
 Shawn lets go. He has to constantly remind himself that heâs the one thatâs in love with her. Sheâs right, she does have her own life at home in Toronto. He wishes so terribly that he can whisk her away for all his own but he also realizes how incredibly selfish that is. Someone like her needs to be shared with the world, the world needs someone like her. She doesnât get to be his world.
 âHowever that doesnât mean you canât, like, fly me out to all these really cool places,â she eases the sudden tension and turns to him.Â
 Shawnâs face is drawn and she knows that look. Itâs the one that makes her believe he feels the same way she does, the one that gives her the tiniest glimmer of hope at the end of this tunnel, that all this wading around in bullshit isnât just for sport.Â
 âYeah,â is all he can manage, âIâm gonna get a drink Iâll be right back.âÂ
 Except he doesnât go to the bar to order a drink. Shawn diverts past Old Man Mellino in the corner bar stool and heads straight for the bathroom. By the time he reaches the stall heâs already crying. Heâs thankful heâs alone, because Shawn has always been a loud and ugly cryer. It just sort of all bubbles up in his chest and he ends up choking on air. His chest and heart feel like theyâre caving in, and he can feel every single hairline fracture in his heart just before it shatters once and for all.Â
 How could he expect her to give it all up for him when he doesnât even have the balls to tell her how he feels? How could he expect her to put her life on hold just to be with him. Itâs simple - he canât.Â
 It takes Shawn a good ten minutes before his hands stop shaking. He wipes away the smear of tears on his face with the backs of his hands. He feels like a child, sitting in a bathroom stall and crying. This was like third grade all over again. But he couldnât help it anymore. It was almost becoming intolerable to be around her without her knowing the truth, but in the same breath he couldnât bare to not be around her. Heâd usually been confident with girls and his feelings, if they didnât feel the same way or just wanted an easy fuck heâd get over it with a pint of ice cream and move on.Â
 She was different (but arenât they always?).
 Shawnâs feelings for her were catastrophic. It scared him every day of his goddamn life. He never thought in his mere twenty years of existence that he could ever be so hopelessly hopeless for someone. His emotions manifested physically for her. He felt pain when she was away and a lightness that nothing else could ever measure up to when she was around.Â
 The days were getting harder, the tides seem to crash harder and time felt like it was running out. He was exhausted, and not from the months of travelling or touring. It was her, it was this big gaping hole in his chest that was her. It was this secret that heâd been carrying with him for almost two years now that ate him up at an excruciatingly quickening pace.
 Her rejection was his greatest fear; the response of âI love you too, but I just donât love you in that wayâ. He knows it would gnaw at him for a lifetime, because heâd spent a lifetime trying to find her. Shawn didnât believe that your missing pieces would be filled by another human being, he believed that certain people were brought into your life to help you mend those broken pieces. She did that for him, in all the ways he couldnât even place but knew existed. He couldnât explain it; he felt whole with her, and not because she completed him but because she helped fix what had been broken.
 Itâs been some time now and Shawn supposes he should get off his ass and go back out there. He leaves the stall and looks at his sorry face in the dirty bathroom mirror. He looks worse for wear, with his eyes all puffy and red, cheeks blotchy and the collar of his shirt damp from cleaning up his face. The bathroom door opens and Old Man Mellino stumbles to the sink beside Shawn. He smells like well liquor and adult diapers.
 âThose are woman tears,â he slurs, his breath toxic with booze.
 Shawn furrows his brows, âexcuse me?âÂ
 The old man slings an arm around Shawnâs shoulders, âthe tears you cry over a woman. Recognize them anywhere. Whatâs this dame done to yah?â
 Shawn recockens if this guy gets any closer heâll barf from the stench, ânothing, thatâs the problem,â he says, wanting to get out of this conversation as quickly as possible.Â
 âDoes she know how you feel?â Mellino mutters.
 Silence.
 He chuckles, âIâll take that as a no then. Look at you! Young, bright, handsome, the whole world ahead of yah! Whatâd yah got to lose?âÂ
 Shawn shrugs, âher.âÂ
 âNow you look at me, boy,â he grabs Shawnâs shoulders and turns his body to face him, âIâve lived a thousand lifetimes in my years and if thereâs one thing Iâll always do over and over again, itâs telling the woman that you love just that. Nothing more, and nothing less. You donât have to be showy or make some grand romantic gesture. Just be honest, be you.âÂ
 Shawn sighs, but not too deeply as the reek of the old man is really starting to burn his nostrils, âI suppose youâre right.âÂ
 âWell I am. Now go get her!â He says, slapping Shawnâs ass and then stepping into one of the stalls.Â
 Shawn leaves with a new found confidence. He guesses he has about forty-five more seconds before it wears off so he plows through the crowd and back to her. She spots him immediately and waves her hand over towards him.Â
 âHeyIâveGottaTalkToYou,â he says quickly in one breath.Â
 She laughs, âyeah? Whatâs the rush? And where are our drinks?âÂ
 âNo time, ran to the bathroom -âÂ
 âWas it the Taco Bell we had for lunch? I know sometimes it upsets your tummy.âÂ
 Twenty more seconds.
 âNo I just really need to tell you something,â Shawn blurts.Â
 His heart is racing, and heâs almost sure heâs going to pass out. The ringing in his ears is so loud it almost drowns out Brianâs sloppy rendition of Wonderwall.Â
 Ten more seconds.
 âDamn, okay. Sounds serious. Did you have an epiphany while on the shitter?âÂ
 Five more seconds.
 âNo, I just. I really have to tell you something important.âÂ
 Shawnâs vision blurs and all he can see is her.Â
 âWell, get on with it then if itâs so important.âÂ
 Three.
 Two.
 He takes a deep breath.
 One.
 âIâm in love you.âÂ
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 Sheâs pretty sure if she has to listen to Brian sing another Oasis song sheâs going to scream. Liam and Noel Gallagher do not deserve such disrespect.Â
 âGet off the stage, loser!â Someone yells, and she has to stifle her laughter by biting her bottom lip.Â
 Shawnâs acting weird tonight, she thinks. Well, weirder than usual. Heâs distant but clingy; wonât talk to her but wonât bloody let go of her either. Heâs never usually this way before he leaves for tour. Itâs the last leg at barely two months. Itâs not the longest theyâve ever been apart, not by a long shot. She watches him walk away and disappear into the sea of people crowding the bar area. She turns back to Brian on the stage, who is full on air guitaring along to Champagne Supernova, and even throwing on his best Northern accent to sing along with.Â
 She has this gnawing feeling in her stomach. This sort of nauseous anxiety that builds and builds the longer that time passes. She can feel it in her heart too, in the way that it rapidly beats and causes her to miss a breath or two. Itâs not a panic attack, at least not the ones sheâs used to. Her hands get clammy and she scans the room over and over for Shawn but doesnât see him.Â
 Brian finally finishes his song with a round of boos and hops off the stage and towards her.Â
 âWhatâs got you so sweaty?â He asks, dabbing at the clammy skin at her hairline and wiping her sweat on his jeans.
 She shakes out her arms and hands, âI donât know - I just have this weird feeling?âÂ
 Brian raises an eyebrow, âo...kay. Do you mind elaborating? Iâm not Shawn, I canât read your mind.âÂ
 She glares, âforget it.âÂ
 He grabs her by the shoulders and shakes her a little, âtell meeeee!âÂ
 âItâs stupid.âÂ
 âYouâre stupid.âÂ
 She eyes him.Â
 âSorry, force of habit,â Brian replies, âBut seriously, whatâs got you so shaken up?â He puts a reassuring hand on her arm.Â
 She thinks about all the ways she can list out whatâs got her going;
  It started this morning when she woke up in Shawnâs arms and accidentally on purpose snuck a glance at his phone. There was a text from some LA model with the message âexcited to see you this week!â. Sheâd wiggled out and stalked off to the bathroom, making sure to slam the door on her way out.
 Then Shawn suggested they go out for breakfast instead of staying in like usual on Sunday mornings. They had a tradition of making waffles in her Death Star (despite never actually seeing any of the Star Wars movies) waffle maker and eating almost an entire pound of bacon between the two of them. It was always one of her favorite days of the week. When theyâd gotten to the Diner, she counted exactly fifty words spoken to her the entire time, despite the fact he played footsies with her throughout their meal. He just stared blankly at his phone. She wondered if he was talking to some LA model.Â
 By the time afternoon hit she had been sufficiently annoyed with Shawn. She kept tripping over his feet when they walked around the city and bumping into him, once even spilling her coffee on her new shoes. They werenât in sync like they usually were. Something was catastrophically off.Â
 At dinner with friends he was just as weird and distant, and she spent most of the time chatting and laughing with Brian while Shawn still stayed glued to goddamn phone. She was past the point where it annoyed her and was well on her way to just being plain old pissed off. It wasnât that she was jealous about another girl (she was) or cared if they were screwing around (they werenât), she just hated feeling like there was something he wasnât telling her. Which is fucking rich consindering the secret sheâs been holding from him.Â
 It didnât take her long to realize after they met that Shawn was going to be that person for her. She tried to tell herself that she would feel this for someone else one day, that maybe if she packed it down for long enough it would go away. And sometimes it did, she didnât spend every waking moment of her life weeping about being in love with Shawn. She had mostly good days, days where she thought about him fondly and missed his warmth. Most of her time was spent avoiding diving in any deeper, sitting at just the edge and sometimes dangling her feet to test the waters. They were always too cold to dive in.Â
 âItâs nothing, really Bri. Just getting emotional about him leaving again, thatâs all,â she sighs, âabout both of you leaving, actually. Whatâs a girl to do with herself?âÂ
 âDo you really want me to answer that question?â Brian raises an eyebrow.Â
 She shakes her head, âabsolutely not.âÂ
 He swings an arm around her, âwhatever youâre feeling, just let it go.âÂ
 She supposes she takes too much time to think about it and it makes her heart race. She knows full and well that sheâd never be able to live the same lifestyle Shawn will. Sheâs the here and now and itâs convenient. Sheâll never be the one who goes to premieres and parties and events with him. Heâll save that for some LA model. Sheâs accepted that a long time ago - that sheâll never fit in with his lifestyle. Sheâll only ever be the here and now.Â
 Letting go is such a hard concept. It sounds so fucking easy but is so fucking not. Itâs not like dropping a coin into a fountain, itâll come in waves and some days will be better and easier than others. Letting go is something you have to do slowly, but once you make the decision to do it you canât go back, you just canât.Â
 Sheâs so tired of the emotional push and pull; the fullness of feeling so fucking amazing when sheâs with him, almost immediately followed by the emptiness of longing and wanting something sheâll never have. Her emotions are a constant change of the tides rolling in and out and her sea is tired. Itâs self induced, too. She has no one to blame but herself for feeling this way and sheâs pretty sure sheâs finally accepted that at this point. She doesnât hold any ill-tidings for Shawn for not feeling the same way she does. Heâs never once used her, or put his needs in front of her own. She supposes thatâs why this whole letting go thing is so fucking hard. That plus literally everything else about Shawnâs personality that screams at her to stay, to keep maybe-ing, makes it so fucking hard to let go.
 âThanks Brian,â she hugs him tight, âIâll work on it.âÂ
 He gives her a squeeze, âwow, for once I actually said the right thing.âÂ
 She slaps his chest, âjust something I think I needed to hear someone say out loud.âÂ
 âIâm going to pretend I know what that means and go pick out another song.âÂ
 âPlease donât make it an Oasis one!â She yells after him.
 âNo promises!âÂ
 She laughs to herself and sighs, picking at her thumbnail. She knows going into this head strong that itâs going to be a hard one. She knows that itâs going to take days, weeks and maybe even months of pain before she reaches the other side of that tunnel of letting go. Him being away will help, it means he wonât randomly show up on her doorstep late at night with a box of cupcakes and a sappy look on his face, it means she wonât get text messages all day long at work of him complaining about how bored he was. She was thankful for the upcoming distance in her quest of ridding herself of the feelings.Â
 She didnât want to find it in someone else. No, that wouldnât be fair. Because what she felt was real, that much she knew, and she didnât want to dishonor that by trying to project those feelings onto another person. She looks around the bar and spots all the couples and for the first time in a long time her heart doesnât sink, instead, itâs relieved. She doesnât feel the tugging weight of longing to have that with Shawn, at least in this one fleeting moment.
 The music starts and Brian is singing Wonderwall. She groans, and continues to wait for Shawn to come back. She spots him and waves a hand for him to come over. He looks...stressed. And her heart sinks when she sees the red rimming his eyes and just knows heâs been crying. Thatâs the thing about her, she just always knows. She also knows he doesnât like when she calls him out on such things, so she lets it be.
 âHeyIâveGottaTalkToYou,â Shawn states in a single breath.Â
 She chuckles, âyeah?â She can see his breath coming out in small pants, âWhatâs the rush? And where are our drinks?âÂ
 He shakes his head like heâs trying to clear something out of it, âno time, ran to the bathroom -âÂ
 âWas it the Taco Bell we had for lunch? I know sometimes it upsets your tummy,â she interrupts, placing a hand on his abdomen, she can feel the muscles clench beneath her palm.
 He clenches his fists and she starts to worry, âno I just really need to tell you something.â
 Shawn is pale and for someone who is already only two shades darker than an eggshell, thatâs saying something. His pupils are blown out wide and heâs visibly shaking, but trying to hide it by clenching and unclenching his fists. Sheâs never seen him this way before and sheâs terrified of what heâs about to say.Â
 âDamn, okay. Sounds serious,â she says as calmly as she can, trying to dampen her own rising nerves, âdid you have an epiphany while on the shitter?âÂ
 âNo, I just. I really have to tell you something important.âÂ
 She can feel her heart in her throat. Itâs amazing, she thinks, for as out of tune as theyâve been all day, now is the moment that they realign. She places her hand over his heart and feels it beat along with hers - perfect synchrony once again. But she drops her palm and remembers let go, let go, let go.
 âWell, get on with it then if itâs so important.âÂ
 Something flashes in his eyes and his pupils contract just to blow out again and she swears sheâs watching his entire existence flash before his eyes as he takes a final breath and finally fucking works up the strength to say;
 âIâm in love you.âÂ
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and sheâs done! i hope everyone enjoyed this lil ride on my first shawn series. i doooooo have a sequel planned if itâs wanted, let me know! :)
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masterlist
Let me know if there are any complications!
Riverdale
Sweet Pea
Pregnant pt. 1
Pregnant pt. 2
Pregnant pt. 3
Unspoken Feelings - Youâre really excited for a date, but Sweet Peaâs comment about it makes you worry. You cancel, and Toni doesnât appreciate Sweet Peaâs rudeness.Â
I Came, I Saw, I Left -Â Your plan to confess your love to Sweet Pea doesnât go quite as planned.
Feelings - Sweet Pea doesnât like the thought of you going on a date with anyone but him.
The Morning After - The cuddly morning after a rough night with Sweet Pea.
You Drive Me Crazy - Your love/hate relationship with Pea seems to bring you both to the edge.
First Kiss - Your first date with Sweet Pea goes very well, especially when it is concluded with a kiss with the man himself.Â
Donât Listen to Them - You believe in saving yourself for marriage, and although Sweet Pea understands this, the other Serpents donât seem to.
Mornings - Just a lil blurb describing a morning with Sweet Pea.
New - Youâre a new student and you get a âwelcomingâ from Sweet Pea.
Friends With Benefits - Youâre just friends with benefits with Pea, but you want something more than that.
Dating Would Include
Dating a Short Girl
Dating a Thicc Girl
Fangs Fogarty
Dating Would Include
Protective - You bring Fangs along with you to a party, and there he gets very protective of you.
Baby Bump - When Fangs is in the hospital after getting shot, youâre right there with him. In an attempt to wake him, you begin to talk to him about your baby, but Sweet Pea, your brother overhears you.Â
Archie Andrews
Needy - Archie messages you in the middle of the night, explaining how much he misses you.
Pity - Your boyfriend cheats on you at a party, and now you have to deal with the pity of Archie Andrews. Your crush on him seems to make up for it, though.
Cheryl Blossom
Cheryl Blossom and the Fortress of Trust Issues - Cheryl is worried about the way she feels about you.
Dating Would Include
New Girl - You are new, which sparks something in Chuck and Reggie, causing them to bully you. You catch Cherylâs eye when you stand up for yourself.
Toni Topaz
Thatâs Not What I Meant - You and Toni get into an argument, and you need to find a way to make it up to her.
Drop It - You want to come out, but donât know how. You realize, though, that Toni wasnât the best person to ask.
Reggie Mantle
Dating Would Include
Supernatural
Dean Winchester
Hurt - You get injured on a hunt and Dean takes care of you.
Johnny Cash - Based off of the song âHurtâ by Johnny Cash; Dean is worried youâll get hurt because that is usually the fate for the people around him.
Sam Winchester
Dating Would Include
Shameless
Carl Gallagher
Hello? - While babysitting Liam, Carl seems to take an interest in you.
To All The Boys Iâve Loved Before
Peter Kavinsky
Is That A Coping Mechanism?  - The cliche story line of hating-but-not-actually-hating-someone.Â
#masterlist#my masterlist#riverdale masterlist#supernatural masterlist#shameless masterlist#tatbilb masterlist#jennaâs masterlist
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highly commendable â l.g
⥠pairing â 90s liam gallagher x fem!reader
⥠summary â liam has y/n begging for him to use his mouth on her, though he canât resist teasing the poor birdie.
⥠includes â sexual content, oral (fem receiving), li being a tease, dom/sub dynamics
⥠a/n â a liam smut was requested by two lovely anons, so thank you, doves! if it seems a little rushed, i apologise! ps, li calling the reader birdie is just *chefâs kiss*
â§ïœ„ïŸ: *â§ïœ„ïŸ:*
His lips were all kiss-bitten and slick with spit, mouthing sloppily along her neck that craned for his attention.
He was spoiling her, giving poor y/n all she whined for and she soon grabbed at the fabric of his t-shirt, cotton stretching in fistfuls â so desperately needy for those hands of his.
Liam clicked his tongue after pulling away from the bruising upon her neck.
âNow, now, pretty girl-â he muttered, a soft smirk lifting at the corner of his mouth, speech so teasing, it had a sudden surge of warmth fluttering throughout her cheeks. âwhatâs all the rush for, eh?â
Y/n was whining â Liamâs own hands enveloping around hers to release her desperate grasp upon his shirt, but she soon had her fingers weaving through his hair and tugging with a roughness that had him grunting.
âLiam, please,â she murmured, her lips pouting downwards and eyelashes fluttering up at him. âneed it so bad.â
âNeed what, love?â His speech was so teasing, utterly intoxicating when it came to y/n and she couldnât help but inhale sharply. She cowered from under his gaze, ever so bashful when Liamâs hands kneaded the flesh of her chest from over her shirt so lazily. âCanât get all shy on me now, birdie.â
The roundness of her cheeks were searing, almost as boiling as the gaze his hooded eyes had on her â flickering constantly from her heaving chest to the pout upon her lips.
Liam watched her carefully, knowing full-well what she needed â widened eyes settled on his mouth, lids fluttering when he knowingly flicked his tongue against that puffy bottom lip of his.
âYou want my mouth, eh, pretty girl?â He cooed, taking her chin between a thumb and forefinger. âGowan, use your words.â
âYes, please,â she whined out, nodding her head, abashed, fingers still absentmindedly running along his scalp then to his neck. âgive me your mouth, Li.â
âNow, that wasnât so hard was it, little bird?â
He kissed her â once, twice, three times, then in quick succession, he had her t-shirt bunched around the curve of both breasts, tugging crudely at the band of her bra and thumb swiping over the little bow that lay pride and place between her tits.
The weight of her breasts spilled out of the cups, so heavy in his palms and nipples achingly stiff when he rolled his thumbs over each one.
The poor thing was getting restless, thighs unable to clench and squeeze together because of his perch between them; resulting in her crooning and begging for him to hurry, to go lower and satiate the obscene throbbing of her desperately engorged clit.
Liam was mouthing at her tits, lolling his tongue over and over the peaks of both nipples before suckling them between his lips.
He soon pulled away with a lewd pop of his lips â brows raised and coming to a furrow at her constant squirming; mocking her.
âSweetheart, you wanted my mouth and I gave it to you-â he spoke, punctuating his sentence with a quick click of his tongue. He knew what he was doing, hell, he could practically see her arousal pooling into the crotch of her underwear, completely saturating the fabric that sat snugly over the length of her slit â the darkened patch so inviting, though heâd have to make her beg first and foremost. âdonât see what all the fuss is about.â
âStop teasing me!â Her eyes glistened with tears, just begging to slip past her waterline from all the pent-up frustration. And Liam chuckled at her pathetic state; she was ever so easy to tease into oblivion. âIâll do anything â whatever you want, just, please!â
Y/n pushed at his head, in some sort of attempt to have him lower himself to where she needed him so desperately.
âAnything, eh?â Rough palms spread her thighs wide, settling himself on his stomach and pressing a sloppy kiss to the fullness of her plush thigh. âcheeky girl.â
Full lips puckered continuously upon the inners of her thighs, the hot flesh becoming slick with his spit and faint outlines of his teeth.
He was going ever so slowly, teasing her still and the minimal stimulation had a soft haze blanket her vision, y/nâs hands still tugging and pushing at his hair just to get him to use his mouth â properly.
She thought Liam mustâve got a little tired of the show he was putting on, because in haste, he flattened his tongue and licked a thick stripe along the length of her slit, swallowing soon after just to get a good taste of her arousal.
Those puffy lips of his, wrapped snugly around the peak of her clit, suckling the engorged flesh and grazing it with the tip of his tongue.
Y/n was whining, crying out incoherent babbles â hoping that her messy mewls were enough to commend him greatly.
He was completely devouring her, giving her what she absolutely craved â teasing her opening with the tip of his tongue before pushing it deep inside, thrusting his jaw and flicking his appendage, nose bumping crudely against her clit.
âThis what you wanted, eh, birdie?â His words were muffled against her soaked pussy, the vibrations had her toes curling.
âBut-â He pulled away to her dismay, lips smacking together before swallowing obscenely. âdonât think you deserve it, sweetheart. Still have to give me what I want.â
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