#lgbtq sh

[nancylou444]

Canon LGBTQ+ Character of the Day

Magnus Bane (The Mortal Instruments/Shadowhunters)

[flowers4them]

huh how did i reach 6 followers

you know what heres some more garlic bread, enjoy

[lezkissgifs]

Rap Sh!t S02E07

[chaotic66hummingbird]

F1nn5ter

[sonnetforbonnet]

Don't Stream on Max, Stream Scavengers Reign on Netflix!

Hey, Don’t Stream On Max folks! If you have Netflix, stream Scavengers Reign! Show Max just what kind of success they’re missing out on! Who knows, maybe Netflix will renew it for a S2?

@saveofmdcrewmates @adoptourcrew

[thebean-17]

[everyoneisgayandtrans]

[star-boys-bl0g]

𝐀𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞

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𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬/𝐓𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬

𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠

𝐃𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐛𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐫𝐝!!

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

𝐇𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐀𝐤𝐢𝐨, 𝐈 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐝𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 (𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞) 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲, 𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐓𝐮𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐤𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐈 𝐝𝐢𝐝! 𝐈 𝐚𝐦 𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐚𝐲 (𝐦𝐥𝐦) 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐜, 𝐈 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭, 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤, 𝐩𝐨𝐩 𝐩𝐮𝐧𝐤, 𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞, 𝐞𝐦𝐨, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐤𝐩𝐨𝐩. 𝐈'𝐦 𝐞𝐦𝐨/𝐚𝐥𝐭/𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞. 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐭. 𝐈 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 (𝐈 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐧 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐩𝐚𝐝)

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ 𝐌𝐲 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

𝐒𝐞𝐥𝐟 𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦, 𝐍𝐢𝐜𝐨𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐂𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐞, 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐒𝐞𝐱

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ 𝐌𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬/𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐛𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙

𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐬𝐦, 𝐁𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐀𝐃𝐇𝐃, 𝐎𝐂𝐃, 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐏𝐓𝐒𝐃, 𝐂𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐀𝐧𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲, 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐀𝐮𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫, 𝐇𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐦𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐮𝐞𝐬

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

𝐇𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐲!

[uncanny-tranny]

People who compare transition to self harm or use real people they know who've self-harmed as a metaphorical comparison to transitioning aren't making the gotcha they think they're making - they're just showing that they don't have the compassion or maturity to engage with either topic at even a conversational level.

And, frankly, it's infuriating as a person who does see those who self-harm as my equal who doesn't need to be used as a cudgel against another group of often vulnerable people.

[isukdik6969]

⚠️ ⚠️WARNING ⚠️ ⚠️

This post contains bad graphic scenes and inappropriate language. Viewer discretion is advised.

NSFW

Kermit, the stripper.

By: isukdik6969

Once upon a time, there was a stripper named Kermit. He loved his job and never wanted anything more. And one long day of pole dancing for rich millionaires and getting gang banged by a gang in a back alley, he did his daily checking for STI'S at the doctor's office, he finished up then gave the doctor some head. He took the bus ride home but there was no seats on the bus and he couldnt stand up on the bus with his stripper heels, so thankfully a nice horny man let Kermit sit on his lap, and all through the bus ride they had sex without anyone noticing. At this point Kermit's ass was hurting and dripping with cum and sex lube, but when Kermit got home from his job at the strip club, he grabbed a metal fork and began to eat some Kraft dinner he made in the morning. Suddenly, he heard a little voice in his head say, "Stick the fork in the outlet." Kermit had always trusted the little voice in his head, so he started to do as the voice said without knowing the consequences of it.

Kermit was about to stick the fork in the outlet when *RINGGGG* His phone rang. Kermit picks up his phone and answers "What do you want whore"Kermit says angrily. Ms. Piggy replies with "I did nothing wrong, but I wanna get back together." Kermit screams at Ms Piggy, "SLEEPING WITH UNCLE DEADLY IS NOTHING WRONG???!!! "Kermit hangs up and continues sticking the fork in the outlet saying "that lying, cheating, littl-"He gets cut off by a large zap noise. A few minutes later, Ms Piggy heads to his apartment to try and seduce him so he will get back to her. Ms. Piggy knocks a few times on the door and gets no response, so she gets her new bf -Uncle Deadly- to break down the door. She finally gets inside, and it's like a ghost town. She walks further in and checks every room.

Finally, she gets to the kitchen and steps on something cold she looks down and sees Kermit's lifeless corpse on the floor. Ms. Piggy gets angry because his stripper heels tracked so much dirt from the outside that it was ruining her brand new high heels. Then she heard something, her new boyfriend saying "Can we leave this place im hungry" She says to her new bf "No worries about food, babe, were having frog legs for dinner", So after Ms Piggy and Uncle Deadly had a threesome with Kermit's fried corpse. They feasted on Kermit, and thanks to him being electrocuted, they didn't need any preparation for him. They finished eating what they could of Kermit and sold the rest of him for 5,000,000$ on eBay

Then Uncle Deadly told Ms Piggy somthing that left her shocked he said " I'm sorry Ms Piggy but I wasn't in love with you, I was in love with Kermit, I was using you to get closer to him. But now he is gone, so I shall be gone too. " Ms Piggy started crying and trying to stop Uncle deadly, but she was too late. He had already cut his dick and balls off and was bleeding out. ~One hour later~ Ms. Piggy was out on the streets trying to find a new boyfriend. After a while, she got really tired and went back to Kermits' large stripper apartment. She had been so sad that she said "Fuck this shit, imma start dating women" So Ms Piggy had started sissoring Camilla aggressively. They lived together for a few months and then Kermit and Uncle Deadly (who were now together as a gay couple) haunted them and eventually killed them. And nobody lived happily ever after, but they did all die gay, so I guess that counts.

The End 🫶🫶🫶

I honestly only wrote this for comedy, and if yall want, I will write real smut, just ask. Hope you enjoyed the torture and there may be misspells.

[nancylou444]

Canon LGBTQ+ Character of the Day

Alexander Lightwood (The Mortal Instruments/Shadowhunters)

[flowers4them]

food for the warriors

[your-queer-dad]

hey dad!

(tw sh)

you won’t believe but i accidentally r3lapsed yesterday 😭

i found my other blade since my bf flushed my main one down the toilet and i was like “hm the other one was dull this one probably is too” and i was wrong

very surprised actually

idk if i should count it since it was accidental or not-

anyways i’m kinda scared

school starts in 2 days for me and i’m a bit worried. i wasn’t worried before but now i am? idk. i have the exact same classes as my boyfriend so im really happy and i know he will be there for me every step of the way. oh yeah! i started reading school bus graveyard on webtoon today and may or may not have finished it. it was so good but i have to wait for more episodes now :(

but yeah my bio parents are those types of parents and i have to go to sleep at 9:00 when school starts and get off my phone at 8:00 right now i get off at 9:00 and sleep at 9:30. i have to leave my phone downstairs and i don’t really trust them with it.

i move rooms in a couple weeks since my brother is going to college! i’m making a hiding place at the bottom of my new closet and i’m theming it like white space from omori :3

i hope the new room is everything i could ever wish for 🤞

i am preparing for school by making post cards on what to say when teachers ask stuff like “what’d you do this summer” or smthn and i don’t stutter

anyways, bye dad!

sincerely, 🦋 <3

Hey kiddo! I'm so sorry that happened to you, and whether it counts or not completely depends on how you feel about the situation. I'm really glad you have your boyfriend there to help you and I'm so proud of you!! You got this kiddo!!

- dad x

[muff1nqwq]

I made a few styros on my arm!! Pls welcome: Bob, Rob, Sob, and Stevie :DD

Anyways STORYTIME!!

My dad asked what 'cisgender' meant and I didn't rlly know how to explain it in French and I said smth like "when ur born ur gender, for example when ur born a man. Like I'm cis" and then my dad went "oh... Ur not getting top surgery, aren't u?" And I was like "no" and he was like "good"

And I just realized what he meant by that

How do I tell him that I'm a cis girl and not a trans boy :')

+ he doesn't know that I'm bi

i came out as the wrong lgbtq term T-TTTT LMAO

( not that there's anything wrong w being trans fyi )

But istg I can't communicate properly :')

[mr-mr-mr-mr-mr]

MY BOYS ARE ENGAGED!!!!

References I used for the final product 🥹

@albanenechi for the first one ♥︎

Follow them 🫵

[yippee-dnd]

jellyfish family!!

[[[CW IMPLIED SH]]]

lesbians that adopted their child

fun fact jellyfish reproduce asexually (hence the adoption)

click for better quality!

species from left to right:

australian spotted jellyfish

mauve stinger

lion's mane jellyfish (longest in the world!)

genasi are jellyfish

hong-ka's alias is Ash

their last name is quagcnidae, a merging of the prefix of 'quagmire' and the scientific word for jellyfish stingers!

i love this family so freaking much

Image ID: Three elven jellyfish mermaids stand posing for a family photo. From left to right: A darker-skinned, blind woman with sand dollars braided into her brown hair wears an off-shoulder light blue top, has white freckles and eyelashes, and has the translucent jellyfish bottom of an Australian spotted jellyfish. In the middle, a light-skinned, orange-haired, and green-eyed jellyfish mermaid cheerfully smiles up at the left mermaid, wearing dark green semicircular garments with brown accents. They appear to have sh scars on their arms and have the pinkish-red and spotted body of a mauve stinger. On the right, a taller, also light-skinned jellyfish mermaid stands smiling down at both of them. She has a sleeveless turtleneck top with a sheer red mesh covering connected by two rusty cuffs on her arms that pull at her skin. Both mothers have poliosis or a white forelock. The leftmost mother and child both have a tooth gap. From left to right: Salina (she/her), Fen(land) (they/them), and Hong-ka (she/her). Their last names are all Quagcnidae. End ID.