#levi colwill x y/n

[saleeba]

Arguing with Levi over something stupid and ur honestly tired of the whole thing so you just him with “Whatever you say beautiful” and he just turns his nose up and starts stumbling over his words

summary ♡ what the request says! 

pairing ♡ levi colwill x gn!reader

content ♡ fluff, attempting to settle a classic british debate, cursing, reader is so over levi 

a/n ♡ this is most probably not the argumentative scenario that anon had in mind but i fell into my silly guy tendencies >_< tysmm anon for requesting this & i hope u enjoyyyy <3<3

it’s been over forty-five minutes of the same aggravation from your boyfriend, or at least you assume so — you stopped keeping tabs a while ago, so incredibly tired of arguing with him over something so silly. sunday afternoons were supposed an agreed time for relaxation but today’s snack time was far from that after levi clocked the way you prepare your scones.

“it’s clearly jam first; you spread that shit with a knife then dollop the cream on top,” levi’s hands move maniacally, mimicking the same actions that he’s describing. “how would cream first make sense?”

“i dunno, babe. spread the cream then dollop the jam?” between brief chews of sweet cream-first scones, your words come across as way too nonchalant for the chelsea boy and a shrug from your shoulders to pair with them makes him even more incredulous. 

“that’s fucking disgusting.” 

an exasperated groan leaves your lips as you push back the stool that you’re sitting on at the island and reach your destination of the fridge, routing through tubs and packets for a refreshing bottle of orange juice.

“levi, if you don’t like it, don’t eat it.” there’s silence from levi as the sound of juice pouring into glass fills the atmosphere, and you can tell the cogs of pettiness are turning in your boyfriend’s brain. it’s the way his eyes narrow at you (you swear that if he were a cartoon character, he’d be shooting lasers at you right now) and his bottom lip juts out just the slightest, thinking about how to get one over you since he actually does want to eat the sweet treats that you had gotten up extra early to make.

“no, no, i have to show you how to do it properly, yeah?” a little point of the butter knife in his hand at you and the boy’s now giving you an unsolicited demonstration of how to layer that jam-cream combo. “so, what you do, yeah, is put the knife into the jam jar and the–”

you seriously can’t take this anymore, fearful that your eyes may get stuck in your skull if you roll them one more time.

“yeah, yeah, whatever you say, beautiful.”

and it takes just that to have your boyfriend drop the butter knife in the jam, falling over his words as he struggles to get them out and make his case. it will always be the way you say that word and more so say it to him, about him, that will run his mouth dry of anything against you.

“uh, yeah, well… look, uh–” 

a playful smirk from you has his heart squeezing in the best way. 

“are we done here, levi? because i would really like us to stop arguing over fucking jam and cream and go cuddle on the couch now.” 

you call the shots every time and levi can’t help but drop his case entirely, following you like a lovesick puppy to the sofa where you’ve taken the plate of scones along with their matching condiments, laying them out on the coffee table for him.

“show us how it’s done then, pretty boy.”

[lilirari]

𐙚 ‧₊˚ ⊹ ( ⚽ ) . . . FAKE TEXTS !

ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ ꩜⋆ i should be studying for my physics exam right now but i just had the sudden urge to make these texts for these silly bri'ish men ehe.. also i made declan's contact name as 'girl dinner' bc his last name is rice and that's basically what (asian) people have for dinner ahaha i'm so funny 👩🏻‍🦯 anyways hope you guys will like it ! i'm willing to take requests for fake texts so if you have anyone in mind (be it a f1/f2 driver or a footballer), you can send their names in my asks ! ^^

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[jude5bellingham]

imsg ౨ৎ levi colwill

pairing: levi colwill x reader

notes : popipo pipo!

[formulalfc]

hey babe! Wanted to ask if you write stuff for levi colwill? I would love some rambles about him. Don‘t have to write anything if you don‘t want to. Thx anyway💕 Hope you have a good day🌼

YESSS I'VE BEEN BEGGING FOR LEVI REQUESTS FOR WEEKS, got slightly carried away with this xoxo

to me, he seems like the kind of guy to be an absolute tease, like he knows that he's hot and he uses it to his full advantage. you guys are out to dinner with his family and he is being the absolute worst. you guys are sat on one side of the table while his parents are on the other. he has his hand dangerously close to your heat, finger stroking your upper thigh in what would feel like a soothing gesture if you weren't sitting opposite his parents. every few minutes he whispers something in your ear, playing it off with a cough. "can't wait to get home baby", " i can feel how hot you are", "be my good girl and wait until we've finished eating." you're trying to distract yourself by finishing your food, but it's proving difficult as levi's parents seem interested in asking you questions about your recent work project. you manage to get through their questions with some help from your boyfriend, who was trying to hide his smirk behind his drink. by the time you guys have got in the car to go home you're practically dripping through your panties, telling levi to put his foot on the pedal or he isn't getting head for a month. you get a reply of yes ma'm as you bunch your skirt up pushing your underwear to the side so you can touch yourself. his jaw slacks as he watches you, he was regretting teasing you right about now.

inbox is open send me some ramble requests <3

[formulalfc]

levi colwill and physical touch :3

is the kinda guy to have a hand on your thigh whenever you're sat down, he makes sure you're sat next to him whenever you're out anywhere. when you're walking around he has his hand on the small of your back that he can slide around your waist when he feels like it. feel like he also will just stand behind you and rest his chin on your shoulder when you guys are standing waiting for something. he just likes being near you, he doesn't have to be completely wrapped around you but as long as he can feel the heat from your body he feels calm.

inbox is open send me some ramble requests <3