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S1E11: The Juror #6 Job
This episode was fun. Was nice to see Parker out of her comfort zone, and was funny to her forgetting Alice.
Eliot to Sophie about Parker: "You need to talk to her. This is not the first time she's gone loco"
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Parker and her interaction with other jurors lol
Parker: What'd you have for breakfast? You smell like gravy.
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This reminds me of Bull!!!! The earpieces and tech of the juror duty!
(I actually really liked the concept of Bull, but just hated Bull’s arrogance, anyway I digress)
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Aww and Sophie and Alec sticking up for Parker when she comes to them for help
Sophie: you know, she's never done that before. Nate: What, stormed out? Come on. Sophie: No, asked for our help. (walks out) (Nate looks toward Parker, then back at Hardison) Nate: What? Listen, there is a reason we put her in a jury trial. (Hardison mutes game) Hardison: You know, man, when I was a, when I was a kid, I was like 8 years old, I had a foster mom who was Jehovah’s witness. She used to dress me up in a suit and a bow tie and take me door-to-door to spread the word. Black neighborhoods, white neighborhoods, didn't matter. I would kick, I’d scream, or whatever, but she would say "Alec, you need to learn how to talk to people." See, everything I learned about people, I learned ringing doorbells and-and-and being in a bow tie. Parker never had that. I mean, jumping from a skyscraper, she's cool. But making small talk? It’s-it's like pure terror. Just cut her some slack.
:)
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GOOD ELI! TAKE YOUR BEER BACK!!!
Eliot: Tell you what, this is not happenin', bubba. You ain't takin' my beer.
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And Eli and Parker team up! Yay! ha cute!
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Hell yeah Parker was telling the truth! Take that Nate!
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Hardison: Hello. (looking at monitors) Earnshaw just ran a credit check on Alice White. Parker: Who's Alice White? Nate/Sophie: You are! Parker: Whoa!
Ha ha love this gag
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Eliot and Alec are well funny!!!
Eliot: It's your turn to be in the dumpster. Hardison: No, man, no. I-I have-I have peanut allergies. What if somebody threw in some extra crunchy Skippy? Then, you know, it's just a (wheezing) all up in my vocal area, man. Do you want to give me mouth-to-mouth? No, none of us want that. Hell no.
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The apple and orange persuasion sketch HAHAHAHAHHA
This is my favourite thing. EVER!
Sophie: Okay, today did not go well, but that's all right. You know, we learn when we fail. We're gonna-we're gonna go back to basics, and we're gonna do a little role-playing. Gonna start with-with persuasion techniques. So, Eliot (tosses him an apple) has an apple. Alice (tosses her an orange) has an orange. Eliot: I love apples. Apples are my favorite fruit. Parker: Good for you, sparky. Eliot (to Sophie): I-I don't have to sit here and take this crap. Sophie: Go on. Just do it for me. Eliot (to Parker): You have an orange, all right? Now, convince me that I want the orange, not the apple. I'm gonna take a bite. (slowly brings the apple to his mouth and takes a bite) Parker: I put a razor blade in that apple. Eliot (spits out the apple): Are you serious? Parker: Maybe. But do you know what doesn’t have a razor blade in it? This orange. (smells the orange) Don't you want it? (tosses the orange at Eliot and leaves) Sophie: You fell for that? (exits room)
Hahaha poor Eliot! Don’t blame him though! Parker could and would!
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Parker and the stealing forman trick! Wowee!
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Parker: Wait! Wait a second. That was a secret. You just told me a secret, right? That's something friends do.
Peggy: Well, I guess so. You're the nicest one here.
Parker: Really? I mean, thanks.
Aww P ❤
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Alec pretending to be a lawyer!
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Awwww man I love Parker! She's so cute!
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Nate: Now, listen, this is the middle game. This is where we trade pieces. We look for weaknesses. You have to buy Sophie a little more time to maneuver. Alec: I literally cannot make this slower or any more boring. Okay, y-you know why they say justice wears a blindfold? So you can't see that justice is asleep.
then
Hardison: Slide 162. This is-this is good stuff. Dr. Goldfarb, hi. Can you tell us how the chemicals work their way into the neurotransmitters? Judge (bored): Is this going anywhere, counselor? Hardison: Oh, I assure you, your honor, the next hundred slides are essential.
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HAHAHA Donnie! That was BRILL!!
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AWW and I love Encouraging Nate and Sophie! They really are the parents!
Nate: A jury is 12 people. Just talk to them. You've been doing it your whole life. Just put on your bow tie and ring the doorbell.
Sophie: Actually, Peggy is disgustingly normal. But the rest of them, they all have their own Alice White. You just, you just happened to give yours a name.
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This whole scene!!!
Nate: Okay, we don't have court today, but we do have some work to do. Eliot: Am I gonna like this work? Nate: Uh, not the first part.
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ANd Nate in character! hA!
Nate: Are you kidding? I've been off the grid for years. Don't get me wrong. Electric car's a good way to start, but you can make fuel from your own bodily waste. Do you compost? The feeling when-when you close the digestive-to- internal combustion cycle, glorious.
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Hardison: Oh, incident. Okay. (referring to file) Would that happen to be the incident on flight 732 out of St. Louis, where you-you fondled a flight attendant's buttocks? Or would that happen to be the incident on flight 1433 out of Chicago, where you drank 17 tiny margaritas, you took your pants off, you stood up on the drink cart, and you sang, quote, "I'm a sexy monkey"?
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THE SWITCHING MONITERS THING! BRILL Hardison!!!
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And this whole interaction was just *chefs kiss*
Parker: Oh, sweet mercy, cooked flesh. (takes a bite of burger) Can we have fast food every time we make the bad guys go away? Nate: Did you realize what you just did? What you did? You won a jury trial without cheating. Hardison: Without chea--I hacked a government no-fly list and used it to humiliate a witness. Nate: Excessively. "Cheating excessively" is what I meant. But, I mean, think about it, I mean, if you applied yourself, Hardison, you could be anything you want. Hardison: You know what? I could. I could. You know, next week, I think I’m gonna be an astronaut. Nate: Well, that's not really what I meant. I meant if you studied, you’d-- Hardison: Yeah, if I--Who needs to study? You know, I’m gonna be a surgeon. A surgeon – ER. Surgeon. (Parker gets a text and checks her phone) Parker: Hey, it's Peggy from the trial! She wants to have coffee next week. Alice made a friend. Eliot: I'm gonna tell you one more time. You made a friend, not Alice. Parker: Oh, cool. Well, think she'd want to steal a painting with me? Sophie: Start small, Parker. Try coffee
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apples and oranges
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by queenbaskerville
“There is not some kind of evil conspiracy lurking behind the curtain of every routine civic duty,” Sara snaps.
“That’s what they want you to think,” Mozzie shouts back at her.
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S1E11: The Juror #6 Job
Words: 1385, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of for my whole crew
Fandoms: White Collar, Leverage
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M
Characters: Sara Ellis, Neal Caffrey, Mozzie (White Collar), Alex Hunter, Peter Burke, Elizabeth Burke (White Collar)
Relationships: Sara Ellis/Alex Hunter, Elizabeth Burke/Peter Burke/Neal Caffrey, Neal Caffrey & Mozzie
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Crimes & Criminals, Team as Family, Season/Series 01, Episode: s01e11 The Juror Number 6 Job, Dialogue Heavy
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