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tortoisebore · 11 months ago

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i have one more scene of this fuckindf chapter to write!! omfg!! i am going to scream and cry out of pure elation when this thing is finally done!!

i am actively trying not to claw my eyes out rn so please enjoy this tiny little one-sentence snippet while i finish writing this last scene!!

#hey sharpshooter #the end is nigh #let’s not talk about how much editing the last 300 words i have written will need #let’s ignore that for now #let’s pretend that doesn’t exist #how is this chapter 22000 words and not even finished yet #so many things are happening #too much is happening

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azuronel · 1 month ago

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my predictions for the end of book 7

EDIT: part two here

#please yana let this happen it would be so fucking funny #twst #twst overblot gang #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #leona kingscholar #vil schoenheit #idia shroud #azul ashengrotto #jamil viper #riddle rosehearts #I might just write this fanfic anyway if it doesn’t happen #which it probably won’t? the teams pretty good at throwing curveballs at me #either way. just needed this image to exist #how are we feeling about how I did azuls skin?#I wanted it to look more like his merform-the humanization potion can only do so much kinda thing #and MOST of his outfits have him fully covered #so if we ignore his beachwear we can pretend as though this is true

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hisbuni · 2 months ago

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𖨂 older boyfriend! cooper with his younger girlfriend . . . reader is early twenties. eighteen plus.

older boyfriend! cooper who hates how woman around his age look at you when he introduces you to them. especially ones that hit on him. their eyes looking over the two of you with a judgmental look.

older boyfriend! cooper who constantly hears his mother praise him for feeling so deeply for you.

older boyfriend! cooper who takes a lot of pictures of you and riley together. even going as far as getting his favorite one developed so he can have one in his wallet.

older boyfriend! cooper who, if a little grumpy that day, riley will say “grump alert” with a playful roll of her eyes, secretly hoping you’ll get him in a better mood like you always do.

older boyfriend! cooper who doesn’t always communicate verbally compliments or praises to you. his soft touch’s and lingering kisses giving you enough acknowledgment.

older boyfriend! cooper who call you and riley his girl’s a lot.

older boyfriend! cooper who gets confused sometimes with the latest technology and needs some help by you.

older boyfriend! cooper who gives the most thoughtful birthday gifts. them always being exactly what you and riley want!

older boyfriend! cooper who’s cock is so unbelievably fat that it hurts a bit every time he slides into you. he knows it, but doesn’t care a lot of the time, just slamming into you.

older boyfriend! cooper who has dreamt about your round lips around his cock the same day he met you.

older boyfriend! cooper who no matter how big and hard he acts just can’t seem to stop whining when he’s fucking your face. catching himself sometimes, trying to cover them up with harsh groans.

older boyfriend! cooper who does nonverbal communication when he’s deep inside of you too. rubbing your sides softly as he ramps his cock into you.

older boyfriend! cooper who makes up for his absence by fucking you into the mattress until you forget all about it.

older boyfriend! copper who can easy say he’s fuck you on his table more times than he can count.

older boyfriend! cooper who gets lost when he’s deep inside of you. forgetting how much of a “monster” he is.

older boyfriend! cooper who likes to hear you praise him on how good he’s fucking you. especially if he can tell you’re barely holding yourself together. words slurred together, whining, sloppy pussy crying right along with you.

older boyfriend! cooper who’ll tell you he’s the butcher while he’s balls deep inside of you. you’ve taken his cock so well he believes you can handle his secret just as well.

#. ( cooper adams )#unfinished but here :)#let’s pretend his other kid doesn’t exist #cooper adams x reader #trap 2024 #cooper adams #trap cooper adams

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stillwaterinc · 1 month ago

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i have nowhere to put my batman thoughts so they’re going here

jason comes back as the red hood, planning to take out his little replacement or at least hurt him bad enough that he drops the suit and lets robin die but suddenly, a month before his plan is to start, robin disappears. and so does the joker.

what? jason looks, he scours security cameras and internet forums, even weasels his was into the gcpd’s files and…

nothing. there’s nothing.

no bodies reported, joker’s not in arkham or black gate or any other prison, he hasn’t finally been given the death penalty he just. disappeared.

he can’t find anything on robin either, or tim drake, for months until he stumbles upon a nearly perfect patient file in some hospital records.

nearly. it’d be perfect to anyone else but jason, even years later, can recognize bruce and barbara’s finger prints all over it. it’s a cover. a cover for what though? he reads through the file, tim drake’s file, presumably and finds… well.

someone clearly tortured the kid, and with the meds he was being prescribed it got to him. it would’ve gotten to anyone.

jason shudders reading the initial injury report. electric burns, lots of them, are what catches his eye the most but there’s all kinds of stuff. what catches his eye the most though is the lacerations that had to be stitched either side of the kid’s mouth. shit.

he doesn’t get the full picture, not yet, but pieces are starting to come together. the joker has been missing for a while, just a little longer than jason’s replacement has been in the hospital for some violent injuries.

the joker is missing.

tim drake is in the hospital.

something happened, clearly. the joker did something to tim, something awful, something bad enough that the joker disappeared and the kid’s been in the hospital for weeks.

bruce didn’t make it in time, only this time robin wasn’t dead, he’d been broken.

someone had gotten to robin, to tim drake, before jason could, had gotten to him so badly that even after he was released he wasn’t robin anymore.

not because he didn’t want to be, a few bugs here and there in the manor let him know that much, but because bruce wouldn’t let him.

it comes out, in one of these arguments, that time killed the joker. shot him dead. and jason almost wants to congratulate the kid for it, or wants to strangle bruce and ask him how the hell he let robin, who’s just a kid, tim, who’s just a fucking kid, get anywhere near a position where he had the means and desire to fatally shoot the joker.

because that’s it, isn’t it? the reason jason’s like this, doing this, is because of the joker. jason knows how to use guns because of the joker. he’ll never go to college like a normal kid because of the joker. and now tim.

tim wants to be robin, asks for it, begs bruce to let him back out in the suit and jason nearly finds himself agreeing with bruce. the joker’s gone sure but what if someone else tries the same thing? what if someone tries worse? being in the suit’s already gotten tim this much pain, why risk more?

it hits jason, one night, that he stopped being angry at tim a while ago. a long while. he can’t be angry at bruce either, because the joker is dead. there’s no one to enact vengeance for his death on anymore.

anyways most of my posts are about incest please don’t follow me for batman content

#alternatively i’d love for jason to see bruce without a robin and ask him if he got another birdie killed in that suit #because i think that would hit immediately post joker jr bruce directly in the sore spot #joker jr #joker junior #tim drake #tim drake is joker junior #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #batman #babs is in one line of this sorry my love i couldn’t decide between comics continuity and timm-verse continuity for you #bruce timm #batman the animated series #dcau #kind of #it’s a mix of comics and dcau #bc i really like the idea of a joker junior reveal #but i feel like a lot of people don’t include that bruce didn’t let tim keep being robin after joker jr happened #like a lot of the time people have him continuing on as he did in the comics to be red robin #which i love #but i feel we brush over the potential of only bruce babs and tim knowing why tim isn’t robin anymore #bc they make sure no one else knows what happened (until terry but shhhh he doesn’t even exist yet)#(and we’re pretending that there wasn’t a mind control chip in this version bc i don’t want the joker coming back)#the water ripples

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jubileepizza · 8 months ago

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On my miracle day propaganda again because who else is imagining what would happen if nobody could die and exploring the subsequent global fallout in a way which is both chilling to the core but also so incredibly believable. Antibiotic resistance, disease spread, food shortages, living in a body which has been exploded into pieces. New meanings of life and death under these conditions. What do we owe the dead? What, if anything, do the dead owe the living?

Covid demonstrated the rampant ableism easily deployed and excused in society already - and miracle day explores this to a horrific (and horrifically believable!) extreme. How quick are we to alienate people into new categories of outcasts - and what about when those people are your family, friends, neighbours? How far from reality is the return of concentration camps, and how willing would the general modern population be to turn a blind eye?

Yeah it’s got too many Americans and sunny beaches but it frustrates me how many people point blank refuse to watch it. If it was a standalone series completely separate from torchwood I’m convinced it would have had a much better reception.

#torchwood #torchwood miracle day #plleeeeaaassseeee pls I’m begging you guys give it a chance it you haven’t already #you just need to mentally distance it from s1-3 - let it exist as it’s own separate thing and that way you don’t have to make comparisons #because yeah it doesn’t feel like torchwood and its so Americanised but don’t you all pretend like you don’t watch any American shows ever

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tsuchinokoroyale · 10 months ago

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The way my hand is perfectly made to hold her evil little head… I was born to love you the way you were born to love me…

#she is my darling baby girl and I love her so #I have no favorites amongst my kids they all fulfill their own separate niches #blue is my cat who is like a dog Eva is my cat who is a cat barnaby is my dog who is a dog and beau is my dog who is just a lil guy #blue is my sweet handsome cuddle bug who will purr just from looking at me and lets me know I am loved #barnaby is my devil child who sings and grumbles and slaps me to get me out of bed and play to keep me active and engaging with fun #beau is my nervous boy who is allergic to leaving my side so he’s like my +1 for daily existence and makes sure I’m never alone #and Eva is my little princess who pretends like she doesn’t care but actually cares soooooo much who asks me to seek her attention…#she does get priority attention since she asks for it the least so when she does yell at me for pets it is my duty as dad to oblige…#gpoy

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shrinkthisviolet · 23 days ago

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Hey do you think maybe the reason Jesse never time-travels or even talks about it as something she wants to do is because…she knows that if she causes significant damage to the timeline (all too possible for a first-time time-traveler), her former captor (Hunter Zolomon, the Black Flash between 2x23 and 3x23) will be the one who comes after her 👀

#probably not #seeing as the show likes to pretend her trauma doesn’t exist after she’s rescued #(look at how weirdly eager she is to have the same powers as zoom. even as early as SEASON 2 she WANTS speedster powers??)#but let me DREAM #jesse quick #jesse wells #hunter zolomon #the flash

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mithliya · 1 year ago

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white ppl can be so funny.. “as a white person, i’ve never noticed racism” yes girl we know and yet poc face it regardless

#let’s pretend there wasn’t a mass shooting that targeted racial minorities in germany #or like there aren’t neo-nazi villages #as if east germany doesn’t exist #god i could go on forever but lol at pretending germany managed to go from genociding ppl to a racial utopia in less than 100 years.

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siilvan · 1 year ago

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i am once again disappointed but not surprised at the COD fandom only caring about “sensitivity” when it’s convenient for them

#telling people it’s morally wrong to simp for makarov #whilst simping for graves or valeria #or ANY character in this damn series #just shows that you only give a shit about ‘sensitivity’ when it doesn’t inconvenience you #‘but he’s bad :(’ my brother in christ. let’s talk about western militaries #price nikolai and gaz literally kidnapped and tortured an innocent woman and child #the UK and US militaries have DEVASTATED vulnerable countries #y’all wanna talk about sensitivity?? then acknowledge how even the ‘good’ characters like the 141 are shitty!#none of these characters are good people!#i cannot stress this enough. eliminating characters because they’re ‘problematic’ eliminates the entire cast. every single one of them.#MAYBE farah would be safe?? i’m not knowledgeable enough to say for certain. but everyone else— 141. los vaqueros. laswell. alex. nikolai. +#valeria. graves. every last warzone operator. EVERY single character is ‘off-limits’ with that logic.#COD fandom is also horribly racist despite pretending it’s not. notice how people only talk about this when it’s white folks being impacted #no one gave a shit when a middle eastern woman and child were kidnapped and tortured. or when fans were romanticizing cartel violence.#or how the SAS CIA and Delta Force have histories of terrorizing vulnerable people; especially in the middle east and asia #i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again before anyone accuses me of smth false:#sensitivity is important. it can co-exist with letting people enjoy problematic things. the source itself is problematic —#ergo. everything that comes from it (even the ‘good’ things) is as well.#you can’t cherry pick which characters people are allowed to be critical of. you can have your faves and have the ones you dislike #but don’t act like you’re doing something noble when your sensitivity is biased.#sylph.talks

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heireign · 26 days ago

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WHAT TAROT CARD ARE YOU ?

JUSTICE — what would you do to ensure justice? you know full well i don’t speak of lofty ideals and courts and magistrates, dearest. what would you do to those that hurt you? if I dropped them in your lap, what would you do? what kind of pain could you possibly inflict upon them? you are right to do so. you are right to want to do so. ignore the screaming, dearest, you are the hand of justice now, and they hurt you. do not look too closely at their faces, dearest. you are within your rights. you spell out your own rights, now. are you happy about it? are you certain that this is the right person you hold by the hair? does your anger hurt less now?

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tagging: @lenfear , @wulfmaed , @oflorien , @belayadeath , @sanctamater , @lcerys , and @zalarys

#DASH GAMES //#her concept of justice and her concept of what makes things even is entirely ? it has its basis in what she considers fair and the black #and white nature of her own morality like it’s #her conceptualization of justice is set wholly in courts and the legality of the situation and the importance of one’s sworn word in the #society she was brought up in #like IT IS based in ideals - it IS based in court #and like there has just 😭 been so much. there’s so much - she can’t punish everyone who’s attempted to diminish her or hurt her in any #sort of way because it’s all blurred into one consistent stream of things that she has ? she needs to let go of - she can’t respond to #every little thing when the allegations flung at her most post the birth of her children are that of high treason #like there’s so much simmering anger that she just buried deeper and deeper until she can pretend it doesn’t exist #she doesn’t hurt alicent she doesn’t hurt helaena she’s even reluctant to attack KL after Luke’s death due to her fear of kinslaying like #she has her limits and that still is ? The people she would perceive as innocent and people like Alicent who ? in the book viserys loved an #in the show who she herself cared for like it’s #‘ does your anger hurt less now ? ‘ no! it does not #because the price she’s paid to successfully reclaim what they stole from her is ! too! high !#the price she never wanted to have to pay which she said at the start of it was too high of a cost was paid anyway and she’s fundamentally #fucking miserable because of it #like visenya is dead luke is dead jace is dead and viserys is missing and likely dead and all she has left is joff and aegon #and like the notion of the opposition to her succession was something she expected at that point. But what hurts the MOST is the way they #went about it. What hurts the most is what happened as a result of the shock she experienced from it #like she miscarried from it and she lost visenya - and the subsequent confrontations afterward led to the losses of her other children and #it’s like ??? they could’ve called a great council - they should’ve called a great council but no one did #what hurts is the fact the excuse is the vows sworn to her were ‘ stale’ and thus the people who turned their backs on them didn’t need to #uphold them so they could go about oathbreaking with their honor in tact when it’s like ? ( to her ) it feels as if she wasn’t even worth #the grace of them being honest with themselves on what they were doing #like it’s ?

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calsvoid · 3 months ago

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yeah kurt is blaine’s one true love but have you forgotten that blaine could’ve been sebastian’s

#glee #seblaine #blaine anderson #sebastian smythe #btw i dont believe in one great loves except in fiction #and even then it’s not really real in stories #there’s always another story that could be told from the story #isn’t that what ao3 is all about #but the point is that they see it that way #blaine is the exception sebastian pretends he doesn’t have #love at first sight and true love and unconditional love and love at all #i like to think that the what could’ve been doesn’t make him more pragmatic #the existence of all those sweet concepts don’t mean much to him but they’re /real/ now #a great love story if only they had let it be #it sorta was anyway #as always talking more in the tags than i do in the post

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solokabuto · 1 year ago

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nasu can squeeze in every fsn bitch under the sun into every damn fate property he makes but somehow can’t put a SINGLE NON EGYPTIAN AFRICAN SERVANT IN ANYTHING???? NOT EVEN YASUKE??? Y’KNOW ONE OF ODA NOBUNAGA’S RETAINERS???