#let’s be honest here

[ballisters-lawyer]

You can’t tell me that Ballister didn’t think that he had just been with Ambrosius in this scene omggg

^ so here we se Ballister waking up and still being tired or sore or something, which would normally be because he’s just been running around and fighting off guards with a Rhinoceros, BUT, he doesn’t know that because he has just woken up after being knocked out. So it’s only right to assume that he is currently wondering why he’s sore

^ he looks over and sees a FRESH and HOT cup of coffee or tea or wtvr, and freshly lit candles. Like the last set of images where there would’ve been something that tells him that there would have reminded him he wasn’t with Ambrosius (the last one being his prosthetic that was under the blanket), this one is the axe handle, but he doesn’t notice, instead looking at the candles and mug. The candles and mug themself are very caring and sweet things to have, and we know that movie Ambrosius is very caring and attentive, so this is definitely something he would do, and Ballister knows that

^ you can see how Ballister relaxes and smiles comfortably, contempt with having assumedly spending the night with Ambrosius

^ then this is where Ballister kinda wakes up to himself and knows that he’s not with Ambrosius (this is more implied when he’s slowly sitting up and looking at Nimona, knowing Ambrosius wasn’t there and now just confused with what had happened)

This is so silly and I am going FERAL over Bal and Ambrosius, so expect to see more of them, including a fic that’s currently being written trehee

[amandapearls]

All my work colleagues that have read ACOTAR think Az and Gwyn are endgame. (Btw NONE of my work colleagues are in the fandom. They’ve only read the books because they like romance and fantasy).

I went to a book tour event for The Prisoners Throne this past week to meet Holly Black and started talking to some of the girls at the book event—-turns out a lot of them have read ACOTAR. I asked them who they ship Az with and they ALL said Gwyn.

Causal readers ship Gwynriel. Stop lying and saying they ship Elriel because they don’t. NONE of the causal readers I’ve met ship Elain and Azriel. However, one of my work colleagues did say that she thought Az and Elain would be cute together, but after reading Azriel’s bonus chapter she thinks Gwyn is endgame for Azriel.

[chriss-club]

the second there’s a rumor of someone leaving, george has that kick button on speed dial

(all cred to og posters on twt)

[somewillwin]

BOPPY

[getosugurusbangs]

guys…. i was listening to speechless by lady gaga, just minding my own business. and as i was paying attention to the lyrics, i realized how very satosugu the song is 😔

[eirianerisdar]

The newest chapter of Icarus was brilliant as always, however you will be hearing from my lawyer after that Danica jumpscare

HAHAHA I was like

The one thing that would throw a wrench in the works about Jenson and Nico being happy they’re flock is Danica being an arse

I have to admit writing jenson then Nico verbally eviscerating her was very satisfying because sometimes I wish they’d do that in real life

[whump-queen]

Goretober Day 2 ~ Sliced

for @the-wind-anon (tags below)

Not me combining @coyotehusk’s Goretober with @emmettnet’s wiptober to post this wip from nearly a year ago

General taglist:

@whumpshaped @whumpsday @emmettnet  @a-whump-sideblog  @whump-it-like-its-hot  @wolfeyedwitch  @whumper-soot  @unorganisedalienrubbish  @hidden-dreamland @whumpedydump @lonesome--hunter @ashh-ed @whump-in-the-closet @oriantthegiant @banditosong @anonymustyou @feralwhump @jieunie-23 @whumpasaurus101 @morning-star-whump @whmp @captain-bo-bob-bobby @the-beasts-have-arrived @spooky-scary-vampires @burningkittypoet @veyroswin @painsandconfusion @skittles-the-whumpee @demondamage

Art tag: @burntcoffeewhump @suspicious-whumping-egg

[bagel-with-creamcheese]

Doing a “hear me out cake” with my friends. The theme is “as out there as possible” but I’m starting to fear I may have gone too out there. Their’s are gonna be like anthropomorphic animals and mine are: the red game piece from the board game trouble (as he’s depicted on the box), tall-nut from plants vs zombies, the robot from portal, the house from monster house. (Just to name a few)

[snicker-doodles]

wait how far did they go to the point that furong’s sister has to warn mo fang off her brother? reputation? disrepute? ma’am, what did mo fang do to your brother?! omg the shit that happened off screen must’ve been insane lol

They’re really making it hard for me not to ship these two, ugh, I really don’t wanna ship another tragic couple but *cries*

And the fact that these two are really close friends and are actively shipping mo fang and furong so hard lol

What is this behavior? why are they together for this live? loooool

[messrmoonyy]

Someone ring the alarm bells it’s September 2024 and messrmoonyy wrote a couple hundred words in a Tess draft

[froggie-bolt]

More of dadshiro for the 02 team

[baatarthefirst]

Karim: After she refuses, I will have Janai arrested.

Miyana: We won’t have enough people.

Karim: We have a mage and six generals.

Miyana: She has an Amaya.

[silverscreenlipstick]

if sirius would’ve lived in the 2010’s i just know that he would’ve been obsessed with the 2010 version of alice in wonderland and would’ve gotten a Cheshire Cat tattoo.

[highkeyanerdbutyolo]

Jjk 236 spoilers!

I don’t know how to express how devastated I actually am like

Do you understand that the last time I was this emotionally distraught was in HIGH SCHOOL.

It’s genuinely sad that I have to keep telling myself he’s a fictional character do you know how badly I want to hold this man in my arms and run my fingers thru his hair and kiss his face???

[tectoniccyborg]

If it’s dark, look out

[captain-lovelace]

Having thought about it for a couple of days I think the disproportionate degree of uproar about egg jokes being invasive or whatever seems overwhelmingly like a case of people interpreting trans women in the worst possible way