#let them be silly people who pulled pranks and stuff

[xenomorphicdna]

Oh yes absolutely

They were capable of love and happiness and absolutely did indulge in the simple pleasures of life- how could you not

The kids made drawings of their Iterators?? GUYS THIS IS SO CUTE WTF

And do you think there were days where the school kids got to speak to their iterator? Do you think they would wave and talk to the overseers??

Do you think the Iterators birthdays were celebrated?

Do you think the kids sometimes would dress up and play pretend to be iterators ??

And you know I hate how ancients being cruel to their Iterators is so common,, "we have parental obligations" clearly SOME of them saw the iterators as their children, clearly they had to have cared.

There's so many interesting dynamics you could do why does it end up as cold hearted hatred so commonly

Look at some of the goodies in the tags too

sick of the bits of the rw community who are like “oh moon was probably a prick before she collapsed, she’s only nice because she suffered” or “oh the ancients were all terrible people and lived miserable lives because they wanted to ascend” like. where’s your joy where’s your whimsy. what’s stopping you from thinking up a happy little scenario. do you have to make this story as hopeless and grim as possible. why must you see the night and refuse to light a fire. hope persisting in tragedy is all the more beautiful open your eyes man

[qirongshusband]

SFW Headcanons for Male!R being a normal person in the JJK world and just encountering Yuji every so often during normal day stuff and slowly becoming good friends with him.

୨ . ࣪ my best friend . ୨ . 🌅

Note ~ I sobbed at the end.. there’s your tragic ending though I hope you like it(*´-`)..(I screamed and cried.)

MENTIONS — Male!Reader, close friends with Itadori, Blood, Death of !Reader, shibuya incident mentioned, grieving, depression.

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— !YuujiItadori who meets you at a movie theater for another human earthworm movie! He thought it was cool to see someone around his age enjoying the same stuff as him since Nobara n’ Megumi were either too busy or didn’t want to watch a ‘weird’ movie like that..

— !YuujiItadori who makes sure to get your number so you guys can hang out more and maybe introduce you to his other friends!

— !YuujiItadori who calls/texts you daily to ask to hang out and even asks you about your day and what you did, sometimes when you were free he’d even offer to get you guy’s food, his treat!

— !YuujiItadori who considers you a best friend only after a short time of knowing him, you both know a lot about each other since the both of you would everyday and hang out with him almost everyday when you guys got the chance, you even hang out with his friend group too!

— !YuujiItadori who is a really nice guy and a great listener, if you’re having a bad day or need help with something he wouldn’t mind helping one of his best friends out. And if you were feeling bothered by something he’d insist you talk to him or at least let him listen to your struggles so he can try to cheer you up or help you out, you are his best friend after all that’s what a friend is for!（╹◡╹）♡

— !YuujiItadori who tries to get your mind off of hard things especially school, he wasn’t that bright but even if you needed some help with work or anything of the sort he sure would try!!…or use some cheating AI app and say some dumbass shit like “hey man..it gets the job done okay?” With a silly laugh.

— !YuujiItadori who tells you how much he appreciates you and how he likes hanging out with you A LOT, how you’re a chill guy and a funny one at that as well!

— !YuujiItadori who DEFINITELY made you both create a secret handshake only you two know about since you guys are such good friends!

— !YuujiItadori who would probably tease and pull a little prank here and there, nothing serious he would probably slap the back of your neck(not hard ofc!!), the ‘made you look!’ classic, play fight with you, etc. he would DEFINITELY steal a fry from you when you were looking and be like “woaaaaah..who did that..not me!! You’re definitely seeing things man..” as he’d do the crazy sign, you knew he was joking and he made you laugh so you never had a problem with him.

— !YuujiItadori who defends you if someone tries to start with you or is mean to you, he doesn’t like when people are rude to his friends, especially you. You both are close and doesn’t get why someone would be rude to you.

— !YuujiItadori who accepts and understands anything you are/do, he isn’t a judging guy. As long as you aren’t like those really mean judgmental bullies or just a strange weirdo he could care less. You’re his friend nothing would change that no matter how you are.

— !YuujiItadori who invites you over to his place so you guys can stay up late and eat a shit ton of snacks you both are sooooo gonna regret later..

— !YuujiItadori who invites you over to his place so you guys can hang out, play video games, and watch horror or scary movies then laugh about them later and make fun of each others reactions. He’d definitely wear some corny cheesy PJ’s of his favorite movie/video game, or wear a “I paused my game to be here” shirt as a joke..

— !YuujiItadori who rants to you about his interests and comics he’s into, like DBZ, Naruto, Bleach, Etc..he loves reading manga and you like listening about it you think it’s cool on how he knows a lot of characters and plots that are interesting to hear about. He even recommends you some stuff to watch/listen to and you both end up chatting about it for hours!

— !YuujiItadori who probably makes you guys wear matching shirts for shits and giggles, it would say some dumb or corny shit that would probably annoy you..not ACTUALLY annoy you but probably make you wanna punch his chest and question why you’re his friend sarcastically, he knows you enjoy being his friend and that you two are extremely close.

— !YuujiItadori who isn’t able to come with you on Halloween due to a mission he’s sent on but he doesn’t tell you that because he doesn’t tell you anything about sorcerers or curses since you can’t see or know about them..but implies you guys can hang out the next time he’s free! He uses the excuse that he has to help Megumi with some personal stuff and he’ll definitely hang out with you as soon as he can.

— !YuujiItadori who isn’t able to control the curse inside him, Ryomen Sukuna. As Sukuna is going on a rampage killing off innocent people and stuff like that he notices you, he knows you’re close to Yuuji..he kills you in the most gruesome way making Yuuji watch as his own best friends body was being sliced, punctured, beaten by something he SWORE he could control.

— !YuujiItadori who is finally able to get to be in control of his body but it’s already too late, you’re gone. Your body is cold and he’s ruined. You were his best friend, a guy he could go to for ANYTHING. He’d try to shake you awake and try to look around for a medic or anyone that could help but everything around him was either burnt to a crisp or dead. Gone. It was pitch black but the moonlight dimly reflected on your body and he saw all the blood..the wounds..how your lifeless eyes were looking at him even though you were dead.

— !YuujiItadori who has a complete break down, who curses Sukuna meanwhile Sukuna is mocking and laughing at him. Mocking the words you were screaming out as Sukuna killed you, “Itadori! Please stop! I thought we were..friends..what are you doing?! STOP!!” He kept mentioning the way you screamed and other gruesome details. All Itadori could do was scream and cry holding onto the corpse that was once your body full of life.

— !YuujiItadori who was depressed for days, weeks, and perhaps even months. He couldn’t get over you..he would seem less happy and when he’d see things that you guys would talk about he’d slightly tear up or frown. Remembering all the memories the both of you shared, how you would always talk to him and hang out with him. He’d miss the times you both would spend with each other.

— !YuujiItadori who would text your phone number daily until it went to green and not delivered, someone else had your number now and he was completely devastated. The one last thing he could contact you with was gone, he’d even try to visit your gravestone and try to talk about the good times you both had. How you were his bestfriend and how he missed you so much. How he wish he could do a better job at controlling that damned curse inside him. He swore on everything it would NEVER happen again.

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[ticklishraspberries]

Prank War (Derek/Spencer)

Summary: After a prank, Derek decides he's had enough of Spencer's shenanigans. (For the first of @august-anon's weekly Tickletober prompts!! I hope you all enjoy, thanks to everyone who voted for this ship!!)

With such a serious job, it was no wonder that the Behavioral Analysis Unit often found themselves engaging in childlike behavior to lighten the mood around the office.

It was evident in the way Peneleope dug up their old school photos and showed them off to the others, teasing comments ready on their tongues about Emily’s goth fashion. Or, the way Emily could be found braiding JJ’s hair on the jet, or how everyone still whined and pouted when Spencer beat them at various board and card games.

However, Derek and Spencer got up to much more ridiculous things than that. It had started small, with stolen pens and rearranged desks. Then, Derek tied Spencer’s shoelaces together while he was asleep on the jet, resulting in a very ungraceful face-plant. Spencer retaliated by replacing the sugar in the bullpen with salt, which ended up inconveniencing more than just Morgan, which he only felt a little bit bad about.

The tension between the two agents was high, always having a suspicious look on their faces when they were together. Their interactions were laced with mischief, an underlying buzz of anticipation.

Derek quickly got fed up with their little game, because Spencer’s pranks were becoming increasingly irritating, and he refused to admit defeat over salty coffee and stolen belongings. It was so ridiculous, so childish—and yet, he didn’t want to give up, to concede that Reid had won. Fighting dirty seemed like a more appealing option.

No one seemed alarmed when Derek essentially pounced on Spencer one evening, the jet having been otherwise quiet. Spencer had been engrossed in a novel, and let out a startled shriek when he was attacked, and Morgan hadn’t even moved his fingers before Spencer started babbling.

“Wait, wait, Morgan, we can talk about this! I’m sorry!” he cried, trying desperately to push the other man away, but it was no use.

Derek just chuckled, easily dodging Spencer’s flailing limbs. “Oh, it’s way too late for apologies, pretty boy,” he said, hands finding the doctor’s sides and squeezing.

Rossi snorted to himself, Hotch pinched the bridge of his nose, but there was a fond smile fighting its way onto his face. Emily gave a fond roll of her eyes, and JJ pulled out her phone, snapping some photos to send to Penelope.

The case they’d been working on had ended happily, as happily as it could have. There had already been a light, positive vibe in the air that evening, and it was easy to fall into silliness. People would probably expect that the worst cases led to them needing to be cheered up, but those things were…Well, the things that they worked with were impossible to “cheer up” from. Those rough cases, those were the ones that left everyone silent, trying to lose themselves in music or books. A hug was sometimes welcome, but laughter…Laughter needed to wait until the dust had settled.

But the case had ended well, and so, Spencer’s high-pitched giggling was a welcome sound.

“Morgan, please,” he gasped. Derek’s fingers had found a sweet spot just at the bottom of his ribs, and he wouldn’t stop tweaking it. “I’ll do whatever you want, please!”

“Hmm…” Derek said. “What if all I want is my revenge?”

Spencer whimpered before dissolving into laughter again as Derek switched to spidering over his belly. “I’ll do all your paperwork for a week!”

“Make it a month.”

“I’ll pretend I’m not hearing this,” Hotch said. The smile had finally broken through his defenses.

Derek chuckled, JJ snapped another photo, and Spencer curled desperately into a ball to escape his touch. With the promise of that month of paperwork, Derek seemed willing to concede. He just had one more requirement for his mercy.

“And, you gotta stop with this prank stuff, alright?” Derek said, giving him a couple quick pokes.

Spencer giggled and batted his hands away. “Yes, yes, alright!”

And with that, he went back to his seat, a smug smile on his face.

Spencer, pink in the face, straightened his tie and fixed his hair, before resuming the book he’d been reading. Conversation resumed as normal, the flight continued without incident.

The ridiculousness had ended, but it would likely return soon. If not in the form of a prank war or tickle fight, it would be a night of karaoke at a bar, or watching baby animal videos on Garcia’s computer. With a job like theirs, the moments of laughter were necessary. It kept them all afloat, alive. They always managed to find some light at the end of the tunnel.

[the-s1lly-corner]

This is a silly request you don't have to do it or don't have to do it now

TADC crew having to take care of a very sleepy kid reader

Like this kid just falls asleep in the most random places that are sometimes dangerous probably giving people parental/sibling panic as they try to get the sleeping kid out of danger as the kid is oblivious to the world around them

TADC cast x very sleepy kid!reader (platonic!)

UEUEUEUE gonna answer a few requests then imma go ahead and start cooking tonight's dinner yahoo!!

Sorry that stuff has been slowing down a lot lately, between being sick last week and getting a ton of baking orders to deal with after recovering, I've been a little pressed for time and energy <\3

CAINE:

Good news for your safety, reader! Caine keeps all his eyes on you and watches you like a hawk! hes already pulling you to a safe place to sleep when you so much as yawn; perhaps even getting a digital cloud to hover around so you can sleep on it.. hell even if he cant get a cloud he might summon a bunch of bubbles to carry you around

Baby harness

He carries you in one of those/j

POMNI:

Easily one of the most panicked when she sees you curled up and sleeping in the middle of a chaotic IHA, tries to scramble towards you. You know those tropes in cartoons where a character has a fragile person/object they're trying to protect at all costs and it leads to the character doing the protecting getting all beat up? That's basically you and pomni, I think

You wake up and ask why she looks like she just got zapped by lightning

RAGATHA:

Always keeps you within arms length when she realizes just how sleepy you are all the time; perhaps even offers to carry you when you're feeling a little tired. Really with ragatha theres a little risk of you falling asleep in a random area. I think the only reason you may end up in a dangerous situation is if she needed someone else to look over you briefly

Just know that if this ever happens she will never let the one who was meant to be responsible for you live it down

Cough cough jax or maybe even zooble

JAX:

Unlike the above, if he were responsible for you in a general sense he would feel far more panicked than if he was playing babysitter. That's not to say he wouldnt panic if he was put in charge of you by someone else and you fell asleep somewhere. No he still would... but he feels a new level of guilt if youre *his kid*

As mentioned in the reader w/ crutches post he has a habit of zooming off and doing his own thing especially if it's for a new prank idea he came up with

So theres a chance he sometimes impulsively runs off. Like he gets better at it overtime as he becomes more responsible, buuuut...

Shakes you awake and tries to walk you to your room

Lightly scolds you but really I think hes more so beating himself up... just redirecting the blame.. again, jax is still trying to be more responsible with things.. not perfect yet, of course

GANGLE:

KINGER:

Keeps you at arms length AND in his sight at all times because 1. Hes a father and 2. Hes so so scared that something is going to happen to you, especially given your sleepy nature. Offers to let you snuggle into the soft fluff of his robe when you're feeling a little tired. You have probably fell asleep standing up while leaning into the fur. Very silly

This poor man nearly has a heart attack when he sees you asleep and in harm's way, but oddly enough I think it would make something "snap" in him and he immediately comes to your rescue. If he gets hit or struck by anything he just. Takes it and keeps going

Dad powers, I guess

Very determined to get to you probably doesnt let himself feel his feelings and panic until long after the events of the IHA are over, I think... starts fretting over you

ZOOBLE:

If you're their kid/sibling then they might just take you with them when they decide to skip a IHA, since zooble seems to not enjoy them in the pilot. So good news here, you're unlikely to be in any real danger when zooble is looking after you! When they're not doing a group thing and in the common area, they just stick to their room.... so they probably let you sleep in their bed!

Good ending here folks

Forgot to mention this in ragathas part but I think both her and gangle try to figure out why you're so sleepy, and perhaps try to find a solution aside from simply letting you sleep it off. I mean obviously neither of them would ban you from napping, buuuut

...well it's a digital body, could there really be any deeper stuff going on aside you just being tired?

Anyways

Her comedy mask literally pops off and breaks when she sees you just sleeping in the middle of the floor during all the chaos. Tries to get you out of harm way but it ends up in her also getting hurt, similar to pomni

[cutedice]

Luffy, Usopp + Buggy w/ an so (gn) who is SO INCREDIBLY SILLY

Like the so is basically a jester. a little fella. just mindless entertaining fun 24/7 with this guy.

((Anon. You are my new favorite anon ever.))

When the S/O is Silly!

Characters: Luffy, Usopp, Buggy Warnings: None, fluff.

Everything is GN!

LUFFY

- He's all for the goofy behavior.

- Seriously, if you can make him smile he's 100% already vibing with you and you make him smile constantly.

- He's always ready to play with you or just listen to you tell jokes.

- People already compare him to the sun, and he never really understood that until he met you.

- He also 100% has a prank war going with you. It's endearing at first but now it's an actual war and the other Strawhats have been picking sides.

- So far you're winning, much to his annoyance. But, he can't pout for too long when he hears your laugh and looks over to be met with such a warm expression on your face.

- If you want an easy way to get to him when he is in a mood, physical comedy gets him a lot. He's a sucker for slapstick. Slip on a banana peel for the man.

- He'll always make sure you aren't hurt afterwards, so no worries! He just... has to stop laughing first.

- You can pout at him all you want after, but it won't do much.

- "C'mon, (Y/N)! You just- and- and the noise you made--" and he's hunched right back over losing his mind.

- Come on, how could you stay mad at him? Well, you can't! Because he finds it so funny, he tries to replicate it so you can see what he saw.

- Ends with you both lying on the deck, cheeks red and heads fuzzy from the lack of air, but genuinely enjoying each others company so much.

- Luffy wouldn't trade the feeling for the world.

USOPP

- Let's be real, he appreciates comedy. And, while he loves childish jokes and acts he also enjoys most other forms (except Robin's).

- But he loves yours!

- He makes a lot of self deprecating jokes at himself, it's his fall back and, while he doesn't do it enough to be concerning, he also doesn't hold back.

- But, none of those jokes last long when you're around!

- Cheesy pickup lines always get him to laugh. Sometimes you might get a blush or a bashful turn-away, but he's always laughing and fighting back chuckles.

- He loves hearing you add onto his tall tales. Commit to this man's bits!! He will love you!

- Get's even more entertaining if you act it out with impressions, play it up with him! Be nerds! Drama kids!

- You can't play any acting game together because you just wind up laughing too much to participate.

- One of his secret favorite things you do to make him laugh is when you sit in his little corner with him and purposely put something together wrong.

- "Y/N, pfft, I- I asked you to make a cube! How- how'd you make a triangle? Where- where's the other piece?"

- This situation is a win all around because it makes him laugh, he gets an ego boost in helping you, and if you really don't know how to build stuff or don't want to then he'll never know!

BUGGY

- As a clown himself, Buggy has been known to appreciate the finer forms of comedy.

- So, needless to say if you throw a pie at someone you're already a star in his book.

- Okay, he might be a little more mature than that and the pie might have to be well timed, but a well time pie throw is still a win! Really, if your timing is pretty good you'll land most jokes with him.

- Not to say everything needs to be timed. Sometimes silly things just happen with him.

- He's a walking shenanigans magnet and if you can double down on that and make it a positive thing for him he'll adore you.

- Plus, you so graciously taking the butt of the captain's jokes and pranks has the rest of his crew and Alvida praising you (mostly due to their mild annoyances to them).

- Buggy does pull pranks by the way. Constantly. But, he always, without fail, get's flustered when you catch him trying to set one up or mid-lie.

- Full body, red faced, you swear you can hear steam coming out of his ears. But, he always ends up laughing with you afterwards. It's funny once he looks back on the scene after a few minutes of denial and he can admit that much at least.

- And, you never laugh at him. Well, not in a bad way. He gets defensive, he's got a sensitive ego and he's greedy; but you only see him as... well, your fun partner in crime!

- That's right. If you've got the confidence to go head-to-head with him then you're officially his partner in crime! You don't really get a choice in this, he'll drag you along with his plans.

- Of course, he takes all the credit for any joke he might pull on the crews. He doesn't want you to get in trouble. Plus, he gets mild entertainment watching them treat you like your innocent.

- It's like having a spy on the inside as you come back to him with everyone's plans and schedules, and you two have a late night planning session.

- "So, if Alvida and Mohji are on the island that leaves--" he turns to face you for some help only to see you mid air plane throw at his head.

- You maintain eye contact for a moment before he grins and suddenly a hand is on your side, tickling you into surrender. "Hah! Try and best me again I dare you!"

[knyontop]

im in my creepypasta phase right now and my demon slayer phase >:) and I made this little characters who are like 12-14 and their silly little twins who fight or kill in a double like daki and gyutaro! And I was wondering if you could just do silly little HCs of Slender,ben,Jeff,masky,and hoodie reacting to the twins pranking everyone in the manor and they catch them?>:3

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I will do F!Reader and M!Reader for this!!^^ sorry to

NB people!☹️☹️💕

Creepypasta x M!Teen!Reader and F!Teen!Reader

Ft: Slenderman, Masky, Hoodie, Ben drowned, Jeff the killer, and F!reader

And M!Reader.

Slenderman:

・He is impressed withboth of your skills, and you both intrigue him.

・But when you all do your pranks his dad side comes out.

・He gets your both dumb teens but this dude is a grumpy old man.

・He might chuckle a little bit, some of the pranks you both pull are amusing.

・But he has to be a party pooper.. sorry kids!

・He finally caught you both in the act and he actually found this one an interesting one..

・You both some how managed to steal Bens hat and try to hide it in his office. 😭

・But he knows how special Bens hat is to him and you both know it to! But your both kids

So he just scolds you both and makes you two apologize to ben and give it back.

・And as for punishment you both had to have a sleepover with LJ.. (I hate that clown sm)

“Children, why do you do these things?”

Masky/Tim:

・Same with Slender on the prank stuff, he finds some of them funny but also finds

Them annoying at times😭

・I mean hes a grumpy old man who wants to get his work done so Ig it makes sense-?

・Still hes a partypooper. >:/

・So he caught you both putting hello kitty stickers on his mask when he went out to smoke..

・He was amused but also annoyed.

・He kinda had to take a second to process everything.

・When he realized what you guys where doing he sighed and was like “Really?”

・He took you both to slender and let him deal with you guys because he was to tired to

Deal with you two.

・He already deals with you both half of the time give the poor guy a break😭

“Are you two serious?” He sighed. “Lets go to slender..”

Hoodie/Brain:

・He doesn’t really care THAT much. That much.

・But sometimes he can get frustrated with you two.

・Hes found some of them funny, like he might have actually laughed. Unlike Masky/Tim.

・But he likes to make things quick and you both make that hard.

・He was going to go and grab his gun for a mission but he found you both replacing the bullets with..

Blueberrys..?

・He was standing there like:🧍🏻‍♂️

・He then snatched the gun away from you both and said “This is not a toy.” In a low kinda deep

Voice.

・He then turned to F!Y/N and was like “I thought you where smarter then your brother.”

・ANYWHOOOOO

・He kept your prank a secret but gave you both a little lecture.

・Hes like the cool uncle.

“You both stay out of my stuff, there not toys, but pretty cool prank.”

Jeff:

・Hes one of the ones who find your pranks hilarious.

・Like when he saw Maskys mask with a whole bunch of hello kitty stickers on

It he died.

・He ruffled yalls hair and was like “Good job kiddos!”

・BUTTTTT

・All of that changes when hes the one getting pranked.

・There was a time where you both put some of sallys pink clothes with

His WHITE hoodie in the washer. He did not find this one funny.

・He was mad because he has an attachment to his hoodie,kinda like how Ben is attached to his hat.

・One time he walked into Toby’s room to tell him that he has to go on a mission and he saw yall tying his shoes together he had to hold in his laugh and he gave yall a thumbs up and left the room.

・He covered for both of you!

“Yeah no it wasn’t the two brats.”

Ben:

・He also finds both of yalls pranks funny as shit.

・I mean how could he not?

・He was impressed with the jeff hoodie thing, like how are you guys even alive?

・And he doesn’t really care THAT much if you guys prank him.

・Except the time when you guys came to the mansion and didn’t know that

Hated and had a fear of water.

・You both dunked a whole bunch of water over his head.

・HE WAS PISSEDDD

・That made you both have a rocky start with him, buttt he knows that you two are just kids

So he lets it slide.

・He isolates himself for sometime, you both felt bad so you went to try and

Talk to him, surprisingly he answered. He heard you both out and he sighed.

・Then some time goes bye, you both are good with him! But he walked in on you guys trying to

Do something with his GAMES!?

・He wasn’t mad just scared of what was going to happen to his games.

・He goes like “What are you guys doing!?” And startles you both so you drop them.

・He screeches like a little girl and then makes sure there ok.

・There ok, thankfully. He then looks down at both of you for some reason hes not mad..

He ruffles both of your hairs then shoves you both out of his room and then says,

“If I catch you guys messing with my games again You might meet with a terrible fate.”

・Ofc he was joking! (or was he)

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SORRY IF THERES ANY MISTAKESS!! (◞‸◟)

[6okuto]

Listen… you said we could ask for more hcs pt.2…………………….

RAAAAAAAAAAH

Ais? PLS? YOUR WRITIJG IS SO GOOD I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE TIME

AIS HCS (2)

gn!reader | (part 1) anon you GET ME! BUAAAAHHH AND OMGG THANK U... that's so crazy actually i hope u guys think about me today i will b thinking about all of u😙🫶🧡 YIPPEE!

so stupid /affectionate. takes photos of you and says "now a silly one." or starts taking selfies without telling you

will do cheesy romantic things with you because you ask. he can tease you all he wants, and he wonders how he's found himself swaying to a song with you in the kitchen,, but then you hold him a little tighter and he's like ah. that's why

tells you to be careful with his horns. not in a they're sensitive way but in a please do not get in a position where he could poke your eye out way. rest your chin in between them if you want though

asks you to pay for lunch. when it's actually time to pay he's like "what the hell are they doing over there?" so he can pay first. you guys fight to pay semi-regularly. You are the people who made me want to scream and cry when i worked retail.

do his make-up. i dare you. what. you don't want to stand in between his legs with his hands on your hips while you try to do eyeliner Be serious. he'll be your test subject for new looks

or let him do your make-up. you can match w some red eyeliner :)

doesn't do any little video trends with you without being a little annoying/difficult but he Will do them and do them extremely well in the end. everyone's jealous of your relationship

if you're having trouble sleeping and try to not move around a lot in case you wake ais up,, it's too late. bro is awake. he sighs and nuzzles into you before being like,, "if you can't sleep, you can wake me up you know." or "how long were you going to go before waking me up?"

^ late night snack runs.. he'll stay up as long as you do. hanging out in a mcdonalds parking lot at 2am eating chicken nuggets who gets me

pulls your head to lay on his shoulder if he sees you getting sleepy. rests his head on top of yours

silently comes and lies down with you if he's in a bad mood. you don't have to talk or really do anything, just being around you helps him feel better. he won't complain if you coddle him a little though :) you offer to get him some snacks or cuddle him and he smiles against your skin. "i'm starting to think you have a crush on me or something." you roll your eyes and flick his forehead but he just lets out a breathy laugh. "yes please."

cannot fucking play horror games/movies around this guy like why are YOU jumpscaring me Where is my safe space. he relishes in you clinging onto him / holding you from behind, but he also respects you scaring him back if you're more immune to horror

don't start a prank war with this guy because that shit isn't ending. he excels in annoyingly inconvenient pranks Don't Do It.

tells you about the dogs(/animals) he saw while out during the day. modern au he sends you pics either wordlessly or guessing their names. "meet nacho cheese" "why would u say that" "that's obviously his name? have some respect"

ohh. people watching...this sounds silly. but like i'm thinking about how he doesn't like being lonely/isolated but Is and how he has to watch others enjoy themselves and stuff. so you hanging out together and talking and guessing random people's life stories is just like. a casual thing but reminds him He Has Somebody to do that with now

why'd i say that

you know how he was in the rafters at the beginning. yeah he's asking if you wanna join him up there. you're like You do that Regularly? not just trying to intimidate me? and he's like 🤷‍♂️ it's comfortable enough.

promises he won't let you fall and keeps a steady hold. See? it isn't so bad.

modern au tattoo artist ais who gets me. anyone. anybody. helloooo? guys please i'm gonna pee my pants

🏷 | @lost-lonnie @screaming-wea-sel @dreamtydraw @respitable @semifilms @hexcoeur

[landofzero-archive]

Perplex - Prank Intersection 8

Season: Spring

(Location: Starmony Apartment Hallway (2F))

(Early morning. Rinne Amagi’s prank filming day)

Rinne: Fuaaahfu…… Oi, Yuta…… What time is it?

Yuuta: About 4 o’clock. It’s still dark out, so it’s still the middle of the night.

Rinne: Seriously, it’s only natural that I’m tired…… Whose bright idea was it to do a wake up prank? They’re costing me my precious sleeping time.

Kuro: You’re the one who suggested it……

Yuuta: Yeah. Rinne-senpai’s the one who told us to meet at 4am.

And yet he was the last to arrive and he was late. Are you gonna have self-awareness about your work from now on?

I specifically asked Kiryu-senpai to be the photographer. Do you understand that?

Rinne: Don’t get so worked up, Yuta. If you speak too loudly, the Vice Prez might notice, won’t he?

Yuuta: And whose fault is that……

Rinne: Hm? Actually, Narushii hasn’t come yet, has she?

Kuro: Yeah. Narukami declined since lack of sleep would be bad for her skin.

We don’t need that many people for a little wake up prank anyway.

Rinne: True. But, Narushii is also missing out.

It’s a great opportunity to see the Vice Prez’s silly face. Right, Yuta?

Yuuta: You’re the only one happy about that, you know.

Rinne: Nah, the Yuta that pranked the Vice Prez is just like me!

The prank is a variety show where you make people look like idiots and then laugh at them♪

Yuuta: Haah…… It’s no use. Being with him just makes me stressed in the end.

Kiryu-senpai, let’s get this over with.

Kuro: Yeah. I also want to get a few more hours of sleep in. So, you all line up there.

Rinne: Alright, Yuta. Let’s link arms and get going. We’re fellow accomplices, after all♪

Yuuta: Nope. Stop yapping and get prepared.

Rinne: How cold. The dynamic duo is immediately at risk of breaking up……

Kuro: And let’s go. Three, two……

Rinne and Yuuta: “Good morning everyo~ne!”

Rinne: “Y’all in front of the TV, don’tcha know how late it is? It’s 4am.

There’s only one prank we could be pulling so early in the morning!”

Yuuta: “Yep! It’s the class wake-up pra~nk♪

Oh? Are you bored of watching simple wake-up pranks?”

Rinne: “As a matter of fact, our target ain’t some run of the mill idol.

What a surprise! The target this time is Ibara Saegusa of Eden.”

Yuuta: “When it comes to Saegusa-senpai, even within Eden his private life is especially shrouded in mystery.”

Rinne: “He’s in high demand as a talented CosPro idol. He’s a real super star!

He’s also the vice president of our office, so he might get peeved if we prank him but……

That doesn’t matter! Today I’ll be showing you the Vice Prez’s most private moment without any mercy: his sleeping face!”

Yuuta: “But it’s not interesting just charging in to wake him up, y’know~

So this time…… Ta da~♪ There’s the bonus of throwing a water balloon at Saegusa-senpai!”

Rinne: “It’s also washing his face, so it’s killing two birds with one stone. How about waking up with some nice cold water, gyahaha♪

Btdubs, besides me and Yuta, Dora-chan is also here as our photographer♪

Isn’t it extravagant to use an idol as the cameraman!?”

Kuro: “You’re the one who begged and forced me……”

Rinne: “My bad, my bad. Besides being the cameraman, Dora-chan helped out in a lot of other ways.

There’s other idols rooming with the Vice Prez, so he talked to them and got them to go to other places for today.

Well, none of ‘em are from CosPro so it would be hard for us to do the behind the scenes work. Rinne-kun also worked his hardest, y’know.”

Yuuta: “C’mon, don’t go on forever about the behind-the-scenes stuff. You’re getting too vivid about it.

Or rather, Rinne-senpai had absolutely nothing to do with it. Why are you acting like you did?”

Rinne: “That’s because I’m the one who came up with the project. Any success from it is also my success♪”

Yuuta: “Uwah…… you’re so irrational. Maybe I should jump ship after all.

Juuust kidding♪ Now, let’s end the introduction and go straight to Saegusa-senpai’s room, where he’s all tucked away!”

(Location: Starmony Dorm (Ibara, Mitsuru, Midori, Tsumugi's Room))

Rinne and Yuuta: “(Whispering) Pardon the intrusio~n.”

Yuuta: “Uwah, it’s so dark~. Kiryu-senpai, please watch your step.”

Rinne: “If you were to fall loudly and wake him up, everything would be ruined.

So, where could our Hebi-chan be sleeping? Is it this bed? Or this bed? …… No, he’s over there.

Oioi, take a look at that bed, Yuta, Dora-chan. There’s someone sleeping in it wrapped up in a thick blanket.

I never thought the top idol Ibara Saegusa of Eden would be the type to sleep all snuggled up like that.

He’s surprisingly cute in some ways, isn’t he, Yuta♪”

Yuuta: “Yeah it’s actually kinda cute……

But this is no time for yapping. C’mon, Rinne-senpai!”

Rinne: “Let’s do it. Let’s get right to the main dish then.

—That’s why you’ve all gotta see it! The top idol, Ibara Saegusa’s, adorable sleeping face will finally be revealed!

Now, let’s get a peek! A happy morning’s come, ‘venomous snake’-kun♪

…… Wh- huh?”

Yuuta: “Is that a mannequin!? That’s not the Vice Prez at all, Rinne-senpai!”

Rinne: “OI OI OI, what the heck’s going on? You for real confirmed that Vice Prez was snoozin’ in his room, didn’t ya?”

Kuro: “Yeah. Actually, there’s been some strange noises for a while now.”

Yuuta: “Maybe…… The sound we heard was from the mannequin?

Eh, this……!?

IS THAT A BOMB!?”

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[brawlina]

HC REQUESTS YOU SAY???? any friendship headcannons for bea???

- @starrr-cringee

Yay, my first ask!

Here's my friendship headcannons for Bea!

GENERAL

Bea isn't the most extroverted or outgoing person, but she's never struggled with making friends. Shes got pretty positive relations with almost everyone, barring a few haters.

Making puns is an excellent way in piquing her interest. She likes having pun-offs with her friends. She doesn't always win, but she doesn't mind as long as she has fun!

Bea doesn't like being patronized, so brawlers who do that are a little lower on her like list. There doesn't seem to be a hate list yet.

BRAWLER SPECIFIC

Max was Bea's first friend in the park, having joined it together. Bea sometimes finds Max's energy exhausting, and Max doesn't get all her babble about bugs and stuff, and they both have terribly busy schedules, but they always try to say hi and catch up whenever they get the chance.

This friendship with Max is why she got tapped to act as a villain for the 'Max Force' series (In my headcannons, skin collections are like special stories and events made to drive up more hype and business for the Park and its properties.)

Bea was actually pretty intimidated by Rosa when they first met. Rosa was her superior in both the Biodome, the brawling scene, and just in everything physical. But once she discovered Rosa's silly and nerdy side, they immediately became close.

It really wasn't a surprise to anyone (except maybe the two of them) that they ended up as a couple.

She didn't think she'd get attached to Sprout so much when she and Rosa made it, but now they think of it as their son. It even calls them mother sometimes.

Bea adores Spike a lot. She's always happy when he comes around looking for Sprout and just finds him to be a nice lad.

Bea is less enthused about 8-BIT and Tick. They're both fine robots , but sometimes she can't help but worry that 8-BIT's temper and Tick's chaotic energy will rub off on Sprout. she really is a mother.

She likes Carl. Even though she knows very little about Geology, she doesn't mind sitting down and listening to him ramble about all the kinds of rocks before having a little punning contest.

Bea and Piper have a nice little trade deal going on where she supplies Piper with honey her bees make, and Piper gives her some of her baked goods. There is more to their friendship than just that, but sweets just make the world go round.

Speaking of honey, she has a deal with Nita to keep giving her honey so she and Leon don't break into the Biodome and mess their research up. This worked pretty well, though its been less effective since the Candyland area opened up.

Bea empathizes with Meg in being underestimated for their diminutive statures and in having more popular co-workers. She likes to cheer Meg up and remind Max to keep her younger teammate in mind. (Meg is a teen genius in my headcannons. But I'm not yet sure exactly how old she is yet)

Chester is one of the few people she doesn't like very much because he tried to pull a prank and nearly broke something in the dome.

Eve and Bea have a tentatively okay relationship. Eve is not over Bea capturing her in a jar (even though she apologized for it) and she will never let Bea near her babies. They can still work together for Brawls, though and Eve doesn't mind being around her in the safety of her own ship.

Bea and Angelo have a weird friendship. Originally, Bea just wanted to learn why and how Angelo turned into a mosquito, when Angelo suddenly started venting and gossiping with her. Shes not one for gossip, but it seems to make them happy and they sometimes tell her what its like to be a mosquito.

Because of her relationship with Angelo, Willow seems to be cool with her too.

[ln-stories]

Mammon's mc!

This is the second drawing and headcannons of my mini series with the obey charachers with their custom sheep mcs. Previously i done simeon's mc, after alot of consideration i decided to do Mammon next with his own custom sheep mc!. If you wanna check previous stuff check my page and thank you for reading and im accepting requests for the next obey me characher!

(Apologies for any grammar mistakes)

Second Mammon's MC

Warnings: spoiler alert for the series lessons

Headcanons:

This mc (she/they)

Personality: confident, skillful (plus knows karate), a dumbass sometimes like Mammon, small anger issues, chaotic good vibes. 

1) This mc is the exact opposite of simeon's mc since she is the largest one in this series. Height is around 5'3 on two legs

2) She is very fluffy and glittery giving magical girl vibes on her looks

3) When The mc arrived at the devildom, she was shocked but was feeling like she could take the demons in a fight if they didn't return her back. (spoiler alert: those karate classes she took back in the human world didn't work much on The demon prince Lucifer XDDDD)

4)Later on she was assigned to Mammon to guard her and guide her through the devildom. Let me tell you reader this didn't go as planned as you saw in the earliest chapters of the story. This mc is much more fiesty as well so this didn't help much the situation either.

5) Slowly mc is trying her best to adapt her new lifestyle while also go ham on Mammon everytime that he tried to steal something from her room to sell it off.

6)Mammon was forced to make the pact the mc after the "Goldie incident". He is now listening to her more. Thought they still don't trust eachother at all.

7)After the TLC showdown event, Mammon was never felt such frustration for not being there to save mc on time to the point he started regretting all the time he has been completly scammy and ditching them on random occasions. 

8) Both of them made peace with eachother and started to actually putting effort to their friendship. (Occasionally ofc Mammon would be a tsudere as per usual XD)

9)They started hang out more and more, slowly lowering the iQ of the Mc as Mammon was pulling them into pranks, and other dumb situations. MC didn't mind it one bit though. Sometimes it's ok to be a little silly.

10) Mc teaches Mammon karate whitch is probably hilarious cuz Mammon would show the brothers what he learn just to not mess with him and embarrassed himself everytime he either falls down the stairs or he trying to punch metal and instantly regret it.

11) obviously Mc is Mammon's "first" as mammon call it. They are absolutely jealous when other people try to get close to them, especially the purgatory squad that just want to get to know her better. It's a big no to him. (closest friendships: Mammon, Levi, maybe Beel too?)

12)At this point Mammon and mc are besties. Mammon is not the best when it comes to sharing or gifting but for the mc he will even use Goldie whitch is a really rare occasion.

13)Movie nights and hellsauce noodles are regular thing when they hang out. It's like a comfort for both of them. (both cheap and fun!)

14) At the lesson 16 Mammon felt like he lost some centuries of his life just by mc not moving in his arms. He didn't felt like he lost just a friend. He felt like he lost the first person who actually gets him in a deep level. (oop mc is alive and so is Mammon's sanity!)

15) After a while Mammon felt like he became mc's right hand man, doing pranks, hanging out everyday, sitting down together at lunch and prank lucifer from time to time for good measure. (bad idea)

16)Lucifer himself sometimes tried to seperate you two because they were lowering the IQ of the whole house of lamentation as the other brothers joined in the dumbassery for fun.

17) Mammon is getting better at karate? Ye! He even humiliated a lower demons for trying to harm mc. Mc found was crying with tears of joy because she teached him well.

18) The mc showed the human realm to Mammon and the brothers. Let's say Mammon loved all the new flavor cheap noodles packets that got from the human Realm.

19) The mc loves to wear earrings so the final gift that Mammon gave her before RAD ended was an earring with his symbol to always remember that he will always be next to her whenever he needed her. The mc treasured it for life.

20) After RAD ended Mammon and mc were visiting their realms back and forth whenever they could, mostly Mc visited devildom thought. Mc made had mostly befriended all the brothers but the purgatory hall squad aren't as close as she wanted to admit. 

Thank you for reading! request are open for next obey me characher and custom mc!

[hello-im-not-a-possum]

Fusing these into one prompt in order to make a stronger plot. (Also forgot about this in the drafts, oops)

Boris headed to the breakroom to grab his lunch so he could enjoy it with coffee and a good book. It was a slow day so he figured he'd have the luck of getting to enjoy a nice leisurely lunch followed with a nice dessert alongside a mystery thriller novel about a quirky cast of characters trying to figure out which one of them was the killer in a snowed-in mansion they couldn't leave before the killer picked them off one by one.

A story of which his imagination couldn't possibly use against him while the snow outside the studio was slowly yet steadily piling on higher and higher.

The wolf took his five lunch bags and an entire cherry cream pie out of the fridge and was *just* about to sit down on the couch before being stopped by Bendy.

"Watch where you sit ya big lug! You almost squashed the kid!" the imp scolded him in a harsh whisper as to not wake up the sleeping child.

"Oops! sorry Bendy! Sorry Snowy." Boris whispered back. "Hey uh.. maybe next time don't give him a blanket that looks exactly like the couch?"

"There's no other blankets, Boris! Trust me, I would if I could." Bendy rolled his eyes. "Just go eat at the table instead." He shooed the wolf away. "Your chewing is way too loud anyway and you whine and whimper when you read horror novels."

"Alright, alright I get it!" the wolf huffed. "No need to get so pushy."

The wolf left with a final huff while the imp fell back on the non-occupied part of the couch with a sigh.

"Gosh it sucks being the responsible one having to babysit someone..." He grumbled in annoyance, his day mostly spent keeping coworkers away from the sleeping imp as opposed to pulling pranks that he was really looking forward to on slow, boring days like this. "You owe me for this one, kid."

Almost as if it was a sign from the universe nodding at him to 'just let off a little steam in a harmless prank', an almost brand new, quality marker rolled out from under the opposite couch, just ripe for the taking...

Drawing on sleeping people's faces was one of the most traditional harmless pranks and this wasn't even a permanent marker! And besides, he and the others were made out of ink anyway, so a little marker wouldn't even last too long, he could just make a silly doodle, take a picture, laugh at it, and no one would know. He looked around, nobody there, just him, the sleeping kid, and the tempting writing utensil.

He picked up the marker and uncapped it, to him, the smell of the ink coming from it was sweeter than any flower he'd ever sniff, especially when it was hard to use flowers in pranks. He didn't know what to draw as his 'canvas' already had plenty of marks on it, he didn't know how to incorporate them seamlessly into whatever he'd draw, but then he had an idea!

A good ol' game of 'connect the dots'...

Alice wrung ink out of her hair into a bucket before heading up to the break room. She was used to the stuff's annoying tendency to make slow days "more interesting" but that didn't make having to deal with it and it's whining any easier.

Oh well, at least there was always a nice cup of coffee and interesting chatter- ...Or her coworker childishly scribbling on the actual child's face while he was asleep, that works too.

Ink threateningly dripped from the ceiling, warning the imp that if he were to continue his foolish shenanigans, it would strike both him and the angel who didn't stop him. While Bendy was oblivious to this warning, Alice could see it just fine and she did *not* want to deal with angry magic ink today.

"Bendy..." She whispered and nudged the imp, pointing at the dripping ceiling.

He looked at it, looked back at her, shrugged, and continued doodling.

"Bendy, put the marker down." The irate angel whisper-growled at him, which only tempted the imp further, continuing to play 'connect the dots' with the sleeping imp's freckles, but now drawing faster out of spite. "Bendy."

While she tried her best to keep her voice down while the smaller imp was still sleeping, it took every fiber in her being not to throttle her coworker who was being far too obnoxious for her liking at the moment.

"What? It's not like anybody's gonna get hurt" the imp rolled his eyes. "It's just *the* most harmless prank in the world and a minor ink leak, I know the difference between a danger leak and a safe leak-"

The pipe groaned and broke above them, showing them both in ink while they let out a shriek of surprise.

"Ssshhh!" the wolf poked his head into the room when he heard the two people hollering. "There's a sleeping kid in there!" he stage-whispered to the ink-covered toons who gave him a deadpan look in return.

[mysticalbookkeeper]

A Walk in the Park

Id was sitting on a bench in the blue forest, watching ducks in a pond. As annoying as it could be when things constantly and endlessly got pulled to the island, Id had to admit, it did have its perks. There was never a pond, or an ice cream truck before, or…

Id’s thoughts wandered to the newest addition on the island as of two months ago.

The first time he met Lilac, he was his usual self, all goofy and silly and being the true evil villain he was.

But when she defeated him, and would somehow show up in the places he appeared in, Id actually spoke more calmly, rather than just doing his usual monologuing he reserved for the other islanders when he was trying to look all evil and stuff.

Id was still daydreaming, when a voice startled him, almost causing him to teleport away.

“Hi Id! What are you doing here?”

He turned to Lilac and tried to save face.

“Hey Lilac, trying to cook up some evil plans for the lovely townsfolk in Rook, what are you doing here?” Asked Id.

Lilac grinned. She was the only one who knew all Id really did was play harmless pranks on people and act like he was evil.

“I was actually coming to find you and I’m glad I did.” Lilac said. Id felt his face turn red.

“Oh…why?” He asked.

“Well, I was wondering, if you weren’t too busy with your evil plans, if we could just spend the day together?” Lilac asked.

Id felt his heart race in excitement. “R…really?” He asked.

“Yeah. I was actually asked to come this way to get some materials for Joxxi, but it can wait. They’re kind of occupied with other villagers right now because a certain someone decided to allow a bunch of goblins into the town.” Lilac smiled knowingly at Id.

He chuckled nervously, before shaking his head. “Ah, sorry. I-I’ll get that cleaned up right now and…”

“Relax, no need. It’s already being taken care of.” Lilac said.

“Oh.” Id said, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly.

“So…?” Lilac gave him a hopeful look.

“Well…if you have nothing else to do, then I guess it’s alright.” Id said.

“Awesome! C’mon Id! Let’s go for a walk!” Lilac said, grabbing the man by the wrist and dragging him along the path.

Lilac and Id walked side by side, as they gazed around the forest.

A squirrel ran in front of them and Lilac wondered if it was going to a secret area. She decided she would check it later when she came back. For now, she just wanted to hang out with Id. Ever since she came to the island, she wasn’t sure how it would turn out. She figured it would be just like any other adventure she had in other worlds. That was before she met Id. Ever since, she’d been hanging out with him a lot and together they went on many adventures on the island.

“So how have you been Id?” Asked Lilac.

“I’ve been good. Not much has happened. Other than the whole goblin thing. What else would you like to do while we walk?” Id asked.

Lilac shrugged. “Just walk. I’m in no rush, so we have the whole time to ourselves.”

Id nodded. He fumbled around. He never had a regular conversation with anyone. Not anything that didn’t involve him monologuing, or dragging someone into one of his pranks.

“Rather nice day, isn’t it? Nice and dry after that rain a few weeks ago.” Lilac said.

Id nodded. “Do you not like rain?”

“I love rain! You’ve obviously seen me splashing in the puddles around one of your regular hang out spots by the lake.” Lilac pointed out.

“Ha ha. Usually I leave that spot after meeting someone, and leave a sign, but…well, I guess something kinda draws me back.” Id said, looking at her.

“Must be a really nice spot. It’s definitely got lots of cool frogs and some nice fish.”

Id chuckled. “I…I was referring to you a…actually.”

“I know. I’m just messing with ya.” Lilac grinned.

Id smiled. “I…” he hid his face under his top hat.

Lilac looked at him and cocked her head.

She waited as Id tried to gather the words he wanted to say.

“Lilac, I…like you.”

“Oh?” Asked Lilac, still smiling, yet her heart flipped a million times over in glee.

“Y…you’re so nice and…and strong and…I…I’d like…to be your…”

Lilac continued to patiently wait, knowing Id had a tougher time with sharing his true feelings.

“Your friend. If you think that is okay?” He asked.

“Of course I do. I was gonna ask the same thing, but I’m glad you did. Thank you Id. That means a lot to me.” Lilac said.

Id rose his head, but his face was still beet red.

“Y…you’re welcome. And thank you as well.” Id said. Lilac smiled. She stepped closer to the bashful Id and gently took his hand in hers. Id turned even more red and grinned. He felt his heart jump up and down and melt and soar all at the same time.

They watched ducks pass by and swim towards the far end of the lake.

Frogs croaked in the cattails, singing their ensemble.

Dragonflies buzzed overhead and flocks of birds flew through the afternoon skies. It all seemed magical, like a fairy tale story.

And luckily, there were no monsters on their path as they were kinda forced back into the bush. Sometimes, unfortunately, they did tend to jump unsuspecting wanderers, but none of them seemed to want to cause any trouble right now.

Id saw a bunch of flowers and picked one. A purple flower with a few pedals spread out from a yellow centre.

He hid it behind his back and gently tapped Lilac’s shoulder. She looked at him curiously. He showed Lilac the flower.

“Oh, thank you.” She said, accepting the flower. “It’s beautiful Id.”

“Yeah. It’s a flower that is common around the island in a few spots. They prefer the company of other flowers like them, and it made me think of you. Also the fact that it’s purple.” Id said.

Lilac gently put the flower in her pocket and gave Id a hug.

“Thank you. This is a lovely gift Id.” She said, her voice barely above a whisper.

Id grinned and felt his heart beat at a hundred miles per minute.

“Y…you’re welcome.” He said as he returned the hug. They hugged for a while, the sounds of the animals and bugs singing around them, as if singing a song for them.

“Well…” Lilac said, gently releasing Id from the hug, but holding onto his hand. “Shall we continue?”

Id nodded. The two resumed walking, both of them feeling bubbly.

“Hey Id, want some ice cream?” Asked Lilac.

“Umm, sure. I’ll pay.” Id said. But Lilac gently shook her head, smiling and walked up to the cart herself.

Id followed her and watched as Lilac ordered for them.

“What flavour do you like Id?” Asked Lilac.

“I like chocolate.” He answered honestly.

“Alright. I’d like a chocolate cone too please.” She told the kin running the stand. He placed their orders.

“Alright, that will be six gold.” Said the kin.

Lilac nodded and handed the kin the coins and he handed her their cones, one was mint chocolate chip and the other was chocolate. She passed the chocolate one to Id and he took a bite and Lilac took a bite of hers as well.

“Thank you Lilac.” Id said.

“Anytime Id.” Lilac replied, smiling.

They continued walking and eating.

“Hey Id. What’s your favourite animal?” Asked Lilac as they walked.

“Pardon?” Asked Id.

“What animal do you like best?” Asked Lilac.

“Uhh…gee, that’s a tough one. Umm…I guess…frogs and…puppies. I do like cats. And ducks are kinda cool as well.” Id said.

“Cool. I like dogs and cats. And whales and dolphins. Ducks too.” Said Lilac.

Id nodded.

“Oh, also frogs and turtles and tortoises. They’re cool too.” Lilac said.

Id nodded. He took another bite of his ice cream.

Lilac looked at the lake. “What will you be doing tomorrow Id?”

“Oh, well, as I said, I’m cooking up some new evil schemes for the townsfolk.”

“May I know what they are?” Asked Lilac.

“Ah, I would sure love to my dear, but I’m afraid I must keep it a secret. Even my greatest allies cannot know my dastardly plans in case they might leak it.” Id said, his voice raised a little as if speaking to a crowded room.

Lilac grinned. “Ah come onnn, I won’t tell. Promise.” She said.

“I’m afraid not. But I can tell you it does involve something similar to snakes. But not quite.” Id said.

Lilac grinned. “Ah, I see. Disappointing. Hopefully I’ll get to see your evil plan unfold tomorrow then.”

“Well…you live in town, so…maybe?” Asked Id.

“Maybe, but you know I help Gorgax run the library now. So chances are I won’t get a chance to see your latest evil scheme. But I’m sure I’ll hear all about it.” Lilac answered.

“Well…maybe I should hold off until your day off.” Id said. “When will that be?”

“Id, you don’t have to do that. If you really wanna do this evil scheme, then I won’t stop you. You can tell me all about it when I get off work.” Lilac said.

“Aww. Okay.” Id said a little disappointed.

Lilac took a bite of her ice cream. An idea came to her.

“You know…you could do your evil scheme with me.” She suggested.

“I…I don’t know. I got in trouble last time I did that and I don’t want to get you into trouble.” Id said.

“I’ll come outside on my first break. You can do it then.” Lilac said.

“Will that be okay with you?” Id asked, eating more of his ice cream.

“Definitely! I haven’t gotten a famous Id prank for a little while. It will be nice to get pranked again.” Lilac said.

Id smiled. “Well…alright.”

Lilac returned the smile and finished the rest of her ice cream, having eaten the waffle cone as well.

Id finished his shortly after and the two continued on.

“Lilac, look.” Id whispered and pointed to a patch of flowers nearby.

On the petals were butterflies of different colours, just lazing about.

The two silently crept close and looked at them.

“Whoa. That’s so cool!” Lilac whispered.

“Isn’t it? These guys got pulled to the island a long time ago. Probably from where you came from originally.” Id said.

Lilac nodded. “Probably.”

They continued looking at the butterflies. One of them flew up and onto the bridge of Id’s nose. It gently tickled him as it sat there, fluttering its wings gently, as if saying a gentle hello.

Lilac giggled. Another butterfly flew up to her and landed on her nose and Id giggled as well.

The one butterfly on Id began to flutter down and fluttered to his cheek, before walking along it, down to the back of his neck. Id giggled and blushed as the butterfly crawled on him. Lilac giggled too as her butterfly did the same thing, crawling underneath her hair. The two butterflies rested on the back of their necks.

“Guess, we were warm to them.” Lilac said.

Id nodded. The other butterflies seemed to notice their companions gone and flew towards Lilac and Id, resting on them, trying to find a warm spot to rest before their next flight.

Id rose his chin as one crawled down it, going to the side of his neck and he giggled.

Some of the butterflies rested in Lilac’s hair and another one travelled down to her left hand and rested on it.

The two just sat and watched the butterflies gently resting on them.

“This is new.” Lilac said.

“What do you mean?” Asked Id.

“Well, normally this stuff doesn’t happen to me, except maybe on occasion, and it was only one butterfly. Never this many. Guess they’re really friendly here.” Said Lilac.

Id nodded. “It happens to me a lot, but of course, I live here and have lived here for one thousand years, so I’m kind of used to it.” He said.

Lilac nodded and the two continued to sit in silence.

Lilac looked at the sun in the sky. It was still pretty early in the afternoon, though Joxxi did need those parts that day.

“Hey Id, when we’re done our walk, can I ask a favour?” Asked Lilac.

“Sure, anything.” Id said.

“Could you teleport me back to the town when I gather the supplies? Just to the outskirts, you don’t have to take me into town.” Lilac said.

“Well…okay.” Id smiled at her. He giggled when a butterfly crawled on his neck and rested on the bottom part, getting the warm spot in between the neck and shoulder.

“These guys are really cute, eh?” He asked, watching more crawl around on him, moving to different spots.

“Yeah. Butterflies are my favourite bugs. What with the patterns on their wings and what not.” Lilac said.

Id giggled. “Yeah.”

He giggled more when he felt another butterfly join the first one on the back of his neck.

They sat for a little longer.

“Well…guess we should be heading.” Id said.

“Yeah. Sitting here is getting to be tiring.” Lilac said and she stood up along with Id. But the butterflies stayed put. Some did flutter off of them for a short moment, only to land back on them.

“I guess…they’re coming with us?” Asked Id.

Lilac laughed. “I guess so.” She said as the one on her hand climbed up her arm and rested on her shoulder.

They began to walk and the butterflies held firm.

Lilac and Id continued walking, feeling a little weird with butterflies on them.

They saw a bench and decided to sit down for a bit, careful not to crush the butterflies on them (not that it mattered as the butterflies seemed to all hang on their necks and front torsos).

Id looked at the lake and watched the water rippling. Lilac looked at it as well, then turned her gaze to Id, a sly grin creeping on her face. She scooted a little closer to Id. He looked at her, a curious look on his face.

She continued to grin slyly at him. She leaned gently forward and Id leaned back.

“Uhh, Lilac? What are you…”

All of a sudden, her arms sprang forth and she began to tickle his armpits. Id laughed and all the butterflies flew off of him, but remained close by.

The butterflies on Lilac flew off too and they all hovered nearby as Lilac continued to tickle Id.

“L-Lilac! No! Stop! W-what if s-someone sees us?! I-I can’t let a-anyone else…see me…at my weak point!” Id laughed.

“Then why aren’t you stopping me?” Asked Lilac slyly.

“I am!” Id protested.

Lilac did stop and Id tried to hide his disappointment, when she grabbed his hand and gently lead him to the grass behind the bench and tackled him down and resumed tickling him.

“Ahh! No! S-stop! This is worse! You have me pinned!” Id shouted.

Lilac tickled under his armpits for a little while, before moving to the sides of his stomach.

Id howled with laughter.

“L-Lilac! Stop! I’m begging you, please!” Id shouted.

“Evil doers don’t beg~.” Lilac said in a sing song voice.

“F-fine! Then I demand that you stop! P-please! Tickling is not allowed here!”

“I didn’t see a sign that said so!” Lilac continued, moving to tickle under his chin and right armpit.

“Stop! Stop!” Id shouted. Though his arms were free, he did nothing to stop her.

“Not yet~. I wanna keep going.” Lilac said.

Id laughed and allowed Lilac to continue tickling him.

“Ah—okay! Okay! I’m…I’m out of breath!” Id gasped.

Lilac did stop and chuckled mischievously as Id caught his breath. She laid down next to him and snuggled up next to him.

“Ah, shouldn’t we get going?” Asked Id.

“Ohh, we still have time! Let us just rest a little.” Lilac said with a wave of her hand…that went to tickle Id’s neck a little and he giggled.

Lilac giggled as well and stopped, moving her hand back down to his chest.

“Isn’t this…what couples do? Not that I don’t want you to stop, just…”

“I read that friends do this kind of thing too. It’s called platonic cuddling.”

“Well alright then. Then…maybe…we could do this tomorrow? After my evil scheme is done?” Id said.

“Mm. Yeah. That would be nice.”

“Alright. I’ll have to see if I have room in my schedule, but I think I can squeeze it in between my practice monologuing and my next evil schemes.” Id said.

Lilac laughed and rested her head underneath Id’s arm.

He smiled down at her. The butterflies rested close by, resting on the bench they had just been sitting on.

Id gently removed his hat and set it to the side and looked at the sky as he heard Lilac gently doze off a little. Id cast a glance at her and his heart skipped a beat again.

He gently ran a hand through her hair and smiled. He never had a friend before. Granted, he never really hung out in town before except to cause trouble for the locals. But having a real genuine friend felt nice. Comforting. Id wished he and Lilac could stay that way forever, but he knew they would have to get moving soon. But for now, he decided to allow them to rest and enjoy the moment.

He returned his gaze to the sky and watched as the clouds rolled by, being gently blown by the wind.

Id felt a tickling on his nose and giggled, before his eyes fluttered open and saw one of the butterflies on his nose, seeming to have woken him up.

He looked at the position of the sun and saw it was still high in the sky, but starting to lower, signalling it was still early afternoon.

He looked at the dozing form of Lilac who had propped herself on his chest. He sighed, smiling. He didn’t want to wake her up, but he knew she had a job to do and didn’t want her to end up late. He looked at the sky and continued to lay down, allowing Lilac to doze for a few more minutes. A butterfly flew over to her, but Id scowled and shook his head at it.

“Let her have a few minutes.” He hissed, careful not to wake her.

“Hey. Hey Lilac.”

Lilac gently woke up, looking at the lake before gently sitting up and looking at Id.

“Morning sunshine. Have a good sleep?” He asked.

“Yeah. I guess we better get going huh?” Lilac asked.

“Yeah. Come on, before I end up getting you in trouble with Joxxi.” Id said and stood up, and offered his hand to Lilac. She smiled and took it, and Id lifted her up rather quickly and she almost stumbled. Id laughed and Lilac playfully scowled at him.

“Ah come on, don’t be like that.” Id said as he and Lilac walked off.

“One day Id, you might not get so lucky and I’ll get you.” Lilac said, shaking a fist at him.

“Ha! No one has been able to foil me yet. What makes you think you’ll be lucky?” Asked Id.

“Oh, I have some tricks up my own sleeve. Just you wait you foul villain.” Lilac answered.

Id laughed.

They soon reached the other side of the park, where the supplies Lilac needed were and both Lilac and Id gathered them up.

“Alright, ready Freddy?” Asked Id.

Lilac looked around, making sure they had what they needed, before nodding.

“Yup! Teleport me away!” Lilac said.

Id chuckled and stood close to her, grabbing her hand with his free hand and teleported them both.

They stood on the cobblestone pathway that lead straight into town.

“Thank you Id. Today was the best day ever.” Lilac said.

“Anytime. But be careful. You never know what might happen next, during my latest evil schemes.” Id said.

Lilac grinned. “Well, then I might just have to foil you when that does happen and put you in your place.”

“We shall see, won’t we?” He asked.

“We shall.”

Lilac and Id set their items down and Lilac hugged Id. He returned the hug, making sure no one else was around to witness this and relaxed once he was certain there was no one else.

Lilac soon let go of Id and picked up the stuff. Id decided to make it easy for her and teleported away and came back with a wagon.

“Here. So you don’t have to carry such a heavy load.” He said.

“Thank you Id.” Lilac said and Id helped her load the stuff into the wagon.

“Anytime. See you tomorrow Lilac. You’ll see…you may have been spared of my evil schemes today, but tomorrow, you’re going to get the biggest surprise of your life! Hee hee hee. I’m so excited!” Id giggled.

“Awesome. Can’t wait. See ya tomorrow buddy!” Lilac said.

“Hey! Calling others buddy is my thing!” Id protested, still smiling.

Lilac laughed.

Id teleported away, leaving her by herself.

Lilac calmed down and sighed, a big smile on her face. She couldn’t wait to see what Id cooked up for her the next day.

Once night fell and Lilac had dinner at her home in Rook, she watched a movie (Prince of Egypt) with popcorn and soon headed to bed, having brushed her teeth and hair.

She put on her pyjamas and took out the flower that Id gave her from her jean pants pocket and smiled. She went downstairs and grabbed a glass bottle from her cupboard and filled it with water and placed the flower gently inside and carried it back to her room.

She placed the flower on the windowsill and looked up at the moon.

“Good night Id.” She said and went to climb into her bed and turned off her bedside light and immediately dozed off.

A butterfly, the same one that had landed on Id had decided to flutter in through the open window and landed on Lilac’s cheek.

“Good night Lilac.” It whispered the message Id asked to give it into her ear. Then the butterfly flew off and back out into the night to return to its friends.

[mirrortouchedsea]

thank you two people who liked this post. also thank u @transactinides for drawing my silly as an emoji (its a blue clownfish). explanation under the cut because i've been rotating them all day.

Starting with Nagisa because that's where it starts. My producersona (idk if i want to just use my name or what. so i'll just call him my sona or smth for now) used to work at the natural history museum near ES as an educator and that's how they met Nagisa who often came in during slow periods and they would talk about geology and anthropology and all sorts of stuff and very quickly became good friends. Now museum work as we all know does not pay very well and they ended up complaining to Nagisa about this a few times and Nagisa went. Well let me ask Ibara if he can give you a job.

So Ibara reluctantly agrees because they still need a proper producer for Crazy:B and why not put someone with no experience in the field with them since they're both 1) new and 2) not entirely expected to stay together as Crazy:B past the summer. So they get hired in like the middle of the main story during all of the drama that the bees are starting to stir up and it's a Mess and they cuss out Ibara privately for weeks for this.

However they manage to get things to work out with minimal damage and the sona has formed some sort of bond with all of the bees after literally. whatever the fuck the main story was. Knocked some sense into all of them. They sometimes get frustrated with Rinne (and Niki when he's feeling mischievous) because there is no making him listen when he doesn't want to. Taking odd jobs without consulting them first and also playing dumb pranks or being intentionally stupid until they catch on to the joke. There is a mutual respect and understanding between the two of them for what they do for Crazy:B though.

Being Crazy:B's producer obviously means that they keep up with their other projects and help out sometimes. Which means they're more aware of what Double Face is doing than some of the others at CosPro and they worry so much for Kohaku and are like. Constantly checking in on him that nothing is wrong. Absolutely dotes on Kohaku too with little homemade gifts and affection. Has threatened Madara more than once about if Kohaku ever gets hurt (was very glad to see Spring Evening's Respite where Kohaku was trying to bring his two units together and that he was genuinely happy with Double Face. This does not stop them from worrying).

When they're alone, Niki and the sona just banter and hang out. Niki does like to tease them about everything but its always lighthearted and they feel like they can breathe around Niki while eating something comforting. They always have new stories and recipes for Niki from whatever dumb bullshit they get pulled into for the company and are trying to expand their palette so Niki always makes them a new dish to try every week.

The sona views HiMERU as the voice of reason within Crazy:B most of the time. Always someone who is calmer than the other three but inevitably gets sucked into shenanigans (the two of them are in the same boat there). However, like Rinne, they were briefed on HiMERU's whole. thing. there's details left out obviously but they are so intent on finding out what happened and that puts Oremeru on edge even though he knows they wouldn't reveal it to the public if they found out, its just that he wants to tell people on his own terms and also to stop having to tell Kaname's doctors to tell the sona to go away/they dont know what the sona is talking about.

Met Hinata at a general CosPro meeting with all the unit leaders and just instantly felt protective of him. Wants to support Hinata so bad despite not being 2wink's dedicated producer. Often helps set up Crazy:B and 2wink collabs and always has new stories for Hinata as well about their days in the museum (some of them may or may not be made up). Their specialist little guy.

Arisu and the sona met while the sona was getting a pastry or something at Cinnamon and dropping off some job information for Niki since he was at work and they just hit it off and became best friends after like. Three meetings. They make Niki's shift hell and for the sona its partially payback for how much he messes with them outside of Cinnamon. All three of them are still good friends though its all in good fun.

would you guys hate me if i talked a bit about my self insert here.

[semmie]

𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬

𖤐 — wiping Ace, Leona and Malleus’ kiss away as a prank.

credits. Inspired by this post of the sweetest @hettyoon !! <3

reader. Gender-neutral

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Ace Trappola

“Bye babe! Gotta run.”

“Mhm, have fun with basketball.”

After giving a dismissive wave to your boyfriend, the back of your hand wiped against your cheek— wiping the kiss Ace pressed away.

Crap, you got too excited to fool around that you forgot he was heading to a club activity, and that you doing this would definitely cause him to be late.

You quickly turned around to explain that it was nothing but a prank, however, Ace was already in your face.

The well-known annoyed pout sits on his lips with furrowed brows and narrowed eyes. His gym bag was set down onto a nearby class desk, a little harsher than needed.

“I saw that.”

“Ace– I’ll explain later. You’ll be late for club!”

Ace ignores your words and grabbed a chair, easily turning it backwards with one hand so that he’s straddling the seat and arms resting on the backrest.

After betting that Floyd is probably late again today, he ends the club activities conversation there and starts interrogating you regarding your action earlier before suddenly remembering something.

“Ah- ahh, I know! It’s the uhhh, that one prank, right?”

Now, Ace is fairly active on social medias and knows his trending stuff. He was the one who joined Cater’s conversations most when it comes to the internet, too.

Huffing, the boy speaks of how he didn’t expect you of all people to join in on such a prank. Jokingly saying that he thought you two were heading for a breakup.

Who knows maybe Ace himself has thought about doing it too but you got to it first

After that, he’d press even more kisses to your face before finally leaving, making you giggle and make attempts to swat him away.

“Don’t wipe them off now, okay! Or I’ll only give you more.”

Leona Kingscholar

You actually had a debate with yourself about whether you should commit to this or not, because Leona Kingscholar isn’t one to smother you with kisses everyday.

He’ll do it at least twice a day though, but they aren’t easy-going kisses such as on your forehead when you two meet for the first time in the day or a quick one on the cheek before letting you head into class.

Pecks from Leona usually happens when you both are relaxed, cuddling, and most definitely away from a third pair of eyes.

In conclusion, quick kisses from Leona are rare and you’re not sure if this silly little prank would stop his supplies of kisses for you (of course he wouldn’t stop it forever, it’d be hard on him too. But perhaps for a few days to teach his herbivore a lesson).

Nonetheless, when you’re safe and content in his arms, on his bed, receiving a soft kiss on your cheek— you wiped it away.

You could feel his body tense, stunned by your action. You always grin sheepishly whenever he kisses you, what the hell is this?

Would question himself if he did something wrong

You tried playing it off by snuggling deeper into his chest, pretending to be asleep— but he knows you’re not, so he calls out while avoiding your snuggles, moving to sit up.

“Oi. Up.”

Cracking one eye open, his expression was a mixture of annoyance and very well concealed hurt. This quickly made you sit up as well and apologize, explaining to your lover that it was nothing but a small prank. You’re sorry, you won’t do it again.

After convinced, Leona let out a heavy sigh—although clearly relieved—before trapping you in his arms and pulls you down with him onto the bed.

“You better.”

Malleus Draconia

Mans is stunned. Shocked. Confused. Flabbergasted.

Would try to think of a reason for you to act this way but would also definitely feel hurt the instant you wiped his kiss away.

Malleus think back to every recent event he had with you (he remembers them very clearly) and tries to find if there were any loopholes.

Having found none, the most logical way is to ask.

“Child of Man, have I upset you in some way?”

How you wish to break character right there and then and give him back lots of kisses to make up for your mean prank, but you’re a little mischievous.

“Hm? Nothing. Why?”

You don’t look mad…you don’t look annoyed…your face was painted with (feigned) curiosity, so this shouldn’t be a trick question.

“You…wiped away my kiss just now.”

The crowned prince was too cute for you to keep going on. You broke out a small laugh before scooting closer to the fae, holding his face in your hands before smiling up and give him a kiss on the lips.

Malleus, although confused, very much welcomed your kiss and returned the sweet action, stroking your cheek and holding your nape.

Tried explaining the prank to him after but he still couldn’t wrap his head around it, so you left it at that— giggling and patting his shoulder, telling him he shouldn’t mind it and continue on with your gargoyle-sighting date.

[gangrenados]

Vampire alphabet with Dick Grayson

This is mainly based on the "DC vs vampires" run, so that why this version of Dick might come off as evil or even yandere-ish in some parts.

A - Accident - would they turn someone to save their life?

Yes if that means they'll join the vampire clan and serve to it. If they say they won't, well, Dick'll either kill them or make someone else do it for him.

B - Bite - how do they bite? Sensually, aggressively? Do they make it hurt or try to be gentle?

It depends. If he's fighting and his prey is stubborn then Dick will sunk his fangs aggressively into their skins, wanting to put them in place and harm them for being an annoyance.

If it's his partner or someone he wants to seduce, then it'll be more sensual with light and intimate touches, as well as gracing his fangs over thir skin so that they can get them them riled up and give themselves to him.

C - Control - do they take advantage of their powers?

Yup, he's a menace.

D - Dangerous - how scary they can get? How bad things can they do? What’s their ethics?

At first sight Dick looks like the seductive vampire, the charming and mysterious type that will steal your breath and sneak it's way into your heart.

And well, he can play that part really well, but there's also the side of him that's playful (in sick way), intoxicating and manipulative. He let's that part get the best of him, making him act like a sociopath with a huge ego.

The bad things he has done?

-Killed and brainwashed a bunch of high ranked superheroes and villains (including the jl members)

-Killed a bunch of heroes who didn't wanted to join his side, including his own family.

-Murdered his entire family (yes again, he ripped Bruce's heart out from the back and broke Tim's skull by stepping on it, also made Jason commit suicide, hello??)

-Caused a mass genocide amd with it whipped out like 90% of the human race.

-Mass destruction of ecosystems.

E - Exchange - do they opt for blood bags or animal blood, if possible?

Dick would lean towards blood bags, although he prefers the "fresh" blood. But he's not opposed to drink from them if the situation makes him to.

F - First bite - on what occasion would they bite you for the first time?

I already made some headcanons about it!!

G - Growl - are they more on the “civilized” side or do they enjoy hunting their prey down?

Dick loves the thrill of the chase, the adrenaline that it gives him and the satisfaction of seeing his prey laying death in front of him thanks to his own murder abilities.

Dick is subtle when he's chasing his pray, using the human facade to not draw much attention to him and wait for the best opportunity to attack.

Don't get me wrong, I do think he enjoys the most bolder and sadistic side of playing with your food and torturing it both mentally and physically during the haunting.

H - Hate - how do they feel about their kind? About themselves?

To Dick his kind is the most competent and worthy race out there, he wants to put the vampire race on top of everything else and make those other weaker races submit to them (even perish in the case they dare to refuse to follow him)

Dick doesn't feel remorse or even a pinch of guilt, he feels like a savior, the ultimate leader of a noble cause that only looks forward to better the lifestyle of the vampire race. He feels entitled, proud and hungry for more.

I - Intimacy - how fast would they let you close to them? Would they want to share with you what they are?

J - Joke - would they do pranks on other people with the use of their powers?

I can see the normal version of Dick pulling some dumb pranks on his family and friends, like sneaking up on them and scare them, appear out of nowhere. You know the silly stuff.

L - Life - do they wish they were human?

Are you kidding? Dick see humans as weak, stupid, unworthy. Their nothing but cattle and a source of food for his own kind, there's no way he wants to be like them.

You can say this is the "vampire disease" talking, since it seems like once you're turning all your emotions, thoughts and your whole personality in general is taken over and drastically changed to benefit and prosperity of the parasite.

And since Dick is on top of the chain, his brain is the most affected among all the other vampires. That's why his kind and sweet personality was overtaken by a ruthless and cruel one.

I do think that if the infection didn't had this kind of symptoms and Dick had the change to still be himself, he would miss certain aspects of being human, not all, but some like the fragility of mortality and how it made doing certain things a risky act.

K - Key - what’s the way of making them open up to you?

Probably submission, if let him have control then he'll believe you trust him enough and will be more nice to you than the others who defy him.

M - Murder - would they kill someone while feeding? Have they ever done so?

Usually Dick kills the person right before feeding off of them, it's easier and it makes drinking their blood feel like a reward.

However, I think might have killed a couple of people during sex since he gets carried away and sucks them dry.

N - Nature - do they justify their doings? Do they consider them natural?

In his mind eradicating the human race is normal, he's just getting ride of a inferior kind of life. It's like when you kill a fly, do you ever care about the life you just murdered? Not really.

O - Odd - do they have any specific hobbies or habits?

With this new ability of flying and transforming into a bat, I think Dick would find a way to integrate those into acrobatics and create new routines that challenge what he was able to do before when he was human.

P - Pain - are they sadistic? Do they enjoy what they do?

It brings him joy to see the despair and terror in the eye of his enemies, it's quite amusing.

If we're talking about sex, then it's pretty much the same. Vampire Dick might lean towards those kind of kinks that allows him to inflict some kind of pain and control over his partner:

-BDSM

-Blood kink

-CNC

-Knife kink (ig you can raplace with a knife)

-dacryphillia (aka you get horny when you see your partner cry)

-degradation

-dumbification

-Breeding kink (cuz all the Dick's have a breeding kink and you can fight me on that)

There, i have a fic about the last one:

R - Roles - do they enjoy pretending to be normal people? How do they feel about leaving their life behind to start a new one?

I think Dick might find it quite funny to pretend to be human, play the part. It's an act, he's an actor and the world is his stage!

Apparently transforming into vampire chsnges your whole personality, so the old Dick can't even have a words on the turns his life has taken. He's death, trapped inside his body.

S - Scars - do they leave marks or try to make the wounds small and invisible?

I don't think Dick pays much attention to this one, his main two goals are feed and turn as much people into vampires as possible so the clan will grow.

Feeding scars tend to be more big and bolder than the ones used to turn people. They go from open mouth bites to deep and large wounds.

T - Turned - how were they turned?

I think the only canon source we have at the moment of Dick being a vampire is in "DC vs Vampires", however, they don't show this part which leads me to think that Dick was turned by a higher being in the vampire clan, like the Queen or that vampire leader that appeared in one of the agent 37 runs.

So wrapping this up, Dick was turned in one of his many missions as a secret agent, I mean, it happened and here's proof lol

He was enjoying this, no one can convince me otherwise. The man is a freak

U - Universe - what’s their biggest wish that they can’t achieve as immortals?

Honestly I'm not sure. Dick has godlike powers, is the leader of a powerful clan that has some high ranking members in the whole universe. So he can do almost everything.

V - Vampire - would they turn you?

Yup, i think i've established this many, MANY times in this alphabet. Dick wants to have more recruits, even if they can't serve as soldiers for the vampire cause. The more the merrier.

W - War - would they engage in fighting their own kind for the humanity’s sake?

He doesn't give a single fuck about humanity, in fact Dick started a war to erase it.

Y - Yandere - would they become dangerous to you (their lover)?

Yes, he's more ruthless and cruel then his normal version and I think vampire!Dick might have a thing for torturing (psychologically or physically) his partner whenever they disappoint him.

He's also extremely possessive of you, treating you like his property. This Dick will lock you up, use you like a baby maker and completely destroy your mental stability.

Z - Zombie - are they on their way to losing sanity?

Dick is cold and calculating, he's aware of all the risk and what he has to do to minimize them. He's self aware, so perhaps it's not sanity what we're talking about, but humanity.

He has lost the sense of empathy and finds joy in making others suffer.

[theminecraftbee]

hello it's me toby do you have any headcanons about boatem crew?

hello toby let me pull some out of my magic hat of various headcanons...

even before the candy factory thing, impulse baked, but he's now into confectionery too. since boatem is the nearest people to whatever thing impulse has tried out now, they're the people he gets to try all of his sweets, and the entirety of boatem just has way too many pastries and candies at every given moment. visitors ALSO get given sweets because they have to get rid of them somehow,

pearl is just. an animal whisperer. but it's like, to the point of annoyance. she's banned from grian's magical menagerie because if she walks in all of the animals, INCLUDING the charged creeper, all decide they want to go hang out with pearl. as you can imagine this immediately causes chaos. pearl still doesn't know why animals like her so much, either, although grian insists that she "just has one of those voices", a thing that pearl then points out he probably only gets because he's an animal too with those wings, and then grian points out that, excuse her, an animal? and then pearl says - well it devolves from there, really, but you get the point, don't you?

boatem puts little stickers on all of their clear windows to make sure that grian doesn't accidentally smack into them if he's not paying attention. they also have a lot of doors and extra entrances from roofs for similar purposes. grian denies that the stickers are helpful and yet it works as an effective prank to remove them because grian will just. forget where there are windows instead of holes in builds. and then. well.

mumbo has the remarkable ability to fall asleep anywhere, under any circumstances. it's like turning off a switch - one minute he's awake and stressing out, the next he's out like a light. so he'll just power nap mid-base building. now, the comical part of this is that... anywhere, under any circumstances, for about two hours. it has become a running bit to see if you can move a napping mumbo to another place in boatem without him waking up, with bonus points if mumbo, being mumbo, does not figure out someone moved him, and just thinks he forgot where he fell asleep or something.

scar is really good at tailoring things, as well as at stuff like embroidery. it isn't just the hats! he's mostly used it in the past for stuff like his own outfits and fixing up clothes when he inevitably tears them, but once, for example, grian, fellow tailor, latches onto the fact scar can do this, the entirety of boatem keeps on showing up to get help with their own outfits. they're all endearingly determined to wear something scar's worked on in some way, and scar just... can't say no to that enthusiasm...

jellie is basically everyone's collective cat at this point too, she has dedicated spaces in everyone's base.

it's a running bit between them that if they're too annoyed trying to build something they should just sacrifice the whole build to the boatem hole. see if that will help. mumbo is the only one who has actually attempted this, but even their pet hole in the world cannot, in fact, fit entire mountains.

the other running joke is that whenever someone DOES fall in the boatem hole someone inevitably goes "well geez, that's not very safe. someone should do something about that!"

and... yes that's the headcanons for now i was feeling silly and sweet ones today i think!