#let me be clear they do not want to accidentally stumble onto heists or secret plots.

[simplydnp]

I can’t get over Phil saying it’s awkward to watch a couple fight sir you put a glass to a door to overhear your neighbors???? Like you’re just as messy as Dan 😂

literally

i do think they both are choosy on what type of drama they like to be in on, and where/when. like in line for coffee, little drama is funny to get invested in. but through the wall? boring!! gimme that good shit. like, susan is sleeping with her boyfriend's brother. that is messy. that is peak dnp drama. nothing too serious, nothing too small, but just juicy enough to stare at each other like :o