#let Raph swear 2023

[eerycurlew53]

I’m bored and have a bunch of Raphael head cannons in my head that I want to get out:

• Raphael is an astrology girly. He has a collection of crystals and got master splinter to recount the day he was mutated to get his main three.

• Raph collects animal friends like they’re Pokémon. Cats, pigeons, frogs, rats, ect. Basically anything he can get his hands on.

• One time he rescued an egg he found in the sewers. To his surprise, it actually hatched. Gender? Baby alligator.

• He calls them his children and says he birthed them himself. Raphael even photoshopped them in ultra sound photos to ‘prove it’.

• The only reason he has a cat is because it was a start he used to feed. Master Splinter sighed and said he could keep it, because he couldn’t bare to see his son this sad after Spikes ‘death’-the pet turtle he’s had for around 10 years.

• Raphael also found one of those baby carriers you wear on your stomach at the dump one time. He puts the cat in it, who so happened to love it.

• He kept Spikes tank, bc he just couldn’t let it go. And had sewn a stuffed animal version of Spike, that sits on his shelf. Whenever he’s upset, he talks/rants to it because he hasn’t quite learnt to share his feelings yet.

• Mikey made him a comic called The Adventures of Raph and Spike to try and make him feel better.

•It consisted of real and fake adventures Raph and Spike have gone through from ages 5 until now.

• Raphael hugged him and straight up cried from it

• Raph knits/crochets. He’s made little hats and outfit for the cat.

• One time, for the fun of it, he made Mikey a dress. Mikey hugged him, because it’s a gift his grumpy brother made him. He wears it religiously.

• Leo asked him how long it took to make. He said a week or something. The brothers were simply impressed at the dedication to this joke gift that Mikey ended up loving.

[thecrossoverwriter15]

I'm Sorry I Wasn't Strong Enough - ROTTMNT ANGSTY Oneshot

After watching The ROTTMNT Movie, I had to write a little angsty oneshot. This is set in the Krang Apocalypse which means PAIN will be present in this story. I guess this is considered a spoiler, so yeah, if you haven't since the movie and don't want to be spoiled, CLICK OFF!!

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Now that that's out of the way, let's get into this! One last thing, GET TISSUES, we're going down that rabbithole..

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“And behold. From their perch atop New York City. The Krang ripped open the sky itself. What came out was terror and what rained down upon us was worst than death.”

It has been a few months since the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had destroyed the Kraang’s corrupt regime and future decimation, yet Casey still felt a sense of dread. Perhaps he was just struggling with the fact that he was in a whole new world, maybe it was just another crappy day, he didn’t know. While sitting on his new room Leo had given him, he contemplated on what to do about this strained feeling. Of course, Leo! He remembered, whenever he was struggling with a situation, he would talk with Master Leonardo. Talking with a friend or father usually helps with stress. With that, he decided to ask the brothers for a chat alone in the living room,

“Thanks for being here, guys,” Casey’s morose voice rang out. The four brothers sat on the couch, nodding with caring smiles.

“Casey, we’re always here for you. What’s going on?” Leo asked. Mikey jumped onto Casey’s side of the couch, asking in concern,

“Yeah, is everything okay?? If you ate a bad slice of pizza, I’m sorry! Oh my god, you did, didn’t you! I’m sorry! I swear, I didn’t mean-“

“No, no, no Mikey. It’s not that.”

“Whew!” Mikey sighed. Donnie rolled his eyes.

Casey took a deep breath, “Remember when I told you about yourselves in the future, but couldn’t finish when we arrived at Metro Tower?”

“Yeah?” Raph said.

“Well, I’ve been wanting to tell you what really happened. Just promise that it won’t affect our friendship, okay?”

“It won’t. We’re a family, a team. Whatever you say, we’ll understand.” Raph reassured.

“See…” Casey turned away and closed his eyes, “you die.”

Leo turned towards the floor in sadness, Mikey slightly gasped, Donnie’s expression turned to concern as his eyes grew and Raph gasped.

“W-what? How?” Donnie gasped.

“Donnie, when I said that you were the most innovated mind of all time? Well, you were. When Master Leonardo and I were trapped in a cave or in danger, you would use your brilliant ideas and tech to get out of it! You would use your tech to fix machines in the lair, or just make Master Leonardo trip on his own shell.”

Leo chuckled, “Just like Donnie!”

“Not helping, Nardo.” The Soft-shell groaned, before continuing, “So, what happened?”

Casey sighed as his eyes closed…

NEW YORK (2023)

“Casey, we need to retreat!” Master Leonardo shouted to the young Casey Jones who was finishing off a Krang monster. As the razor-covered hockey stick sliced through the monster’s guts, Casey turned around.

“But, we can take them!”

“Casey, listen to me. We’re outnumbered.” Master Leonardo started. The young teenager sighed and let his head sag in defeat, “I just want to save the world.”

The elder put his metal arm on Casey’s shoulder, “I know you do, but we have to focus on here and now.” Before tuning into his comn, “Donnie, can you find a way out of this?”

A particular Soft-shell turtle’s voice rang through the , “You bet I can! Meet me at the Lair. All of—“

Donnie’s voice went flat.

Leo’s heart started to race, “Donnie?”

Nothing.

“Wait, What happened? Where is he?” Casey asked with concern. When he got no answer, the teenager looked towards the broken city where Donnie last was. His face harden, he wasn’t about to lose another brother. Leo looked up at determined scholar with wide eyes, “Case?”

Casey Jones Jr. suddenly began to race towards the desolated carnage that was once their city.

“CASEY WAIT!” Master Leonardo shouted, just as a large explosion knocked him off his feet. He rolled a bit on the dirt, before conveniently hitting his head on a large stone. As his sight blackened out, he saw his scholar’s tiny slliouette racing towards the city on a mission of determination..

Casey had made it into the obliterated wreckage. Collapsed piles of brick, concrete and wood laid in rows on the earth. The building that were left had deteriorated, leaving cracks and a quite an unpleasant smell around the area. The air was unusually heavy, making Casey’s heart beat even faster. The teenager looked around, hoping to drive his attention away from the looming notion that something bad had happened to his brother. Maybe Master Donatello found shelter and hid, perhaps he fought off the Krang with everything he got, cracked a joke! Casey chuckled, Master Dee always played pranks on Master Leonardo and Michaelangelo. And he will when they get back, he just needed to find him. Casey’s thoughts scattered away when he saw the very thing he dreaded.

Leaning against a large stone and clutching his wound was Master Donatello. Each breath seems to be a struggle as his paling body produced more and more blood.

“No, NO NO NO NO!” Casey denied the sight and ran towards his brother and uncle, falling into his knees and clutching his face in his hands, “Hey, hey. It’s ok. Just deep breaths,” Casey whispered, hoping to comfort him despite the intense pain.

Donnie only looked at him, not having the courage to lift his hand to wipe the small stream of blood that dripped down the corner of his mouth. Speaking of blood, the hole in his stomach continued to pump out squirts of blood, staining his pants and broken plastron. Casey proceed to look down at the wound as Donnie pulled his hand away. The large hole was cut straight through the soft shell and plastron, creating a yucky mess of blood and other things Casey didn’t want to know about. His eyes diverted back to Donnie, sadness blanked them.

“Okay. No worries, Master Dee. I’ll call your brother.” He blurted out and yelled into his comlink, “MASTER LEONARDO! COME IN! MASTER?!”

Thankfully, Leonardo’s spunky voice answered, “Casey, Casey! Where are you?”

“I’m in the city with Master Donatello. He’s hurt really bad. He’s bleeding a lot and is turning pale.”

Leo’s heart almost stopped, “Listen to me, I need you to apply pressure on the wound. Make sure that he stays awake. We’re on our way.”

“Copy that.” Casey strongly replied, turning off his communicator and grabbed a towel from his bag. While he was unraveling it, Donnie painfully whispered, “Case?”

“Yes Master?”

Donnie let out a bloody cough and attempted to clear his throat, “I feel light.”

Casey looked up in fear, then back down at the towel, “Just keep talking. What’s it like?”

“I don’t feel any pain anymore.”

“I’m glad.” Casey replied. His voice was quick, “Look, Master Dee, I need to put this on the wound, so it might hurt.”

Donnie nodded. The teen slowly put the towel on the wound. With seconds, the towels begin soaking up the blood like a sponge. This was not good. With a growing panic, Casey began to scramble around, looking for something, anything to cover the hole. His eyes brighten as he found a needle and thread. He could stitch the wound, then they’ll find Master Leonardo and get Master Donatello to a Med Bay. When he crawled to Dee to tell him that he found something, his brows fused together in confusion. Donnie’s face was white as snow, his lips were a tint of greyish-blue. The blood that had soaked up was dry and dark. What’s worst of all, his eyes were party opened, with a relaxed expression on his face.

“Master Dee?” Casey asked, slightly shaking him. There was no answer. The teen tried again, “Master Donatello?”

When Casey went to shake him again, Donnie’s lax body fell sideways towards the ground, causing the boy to grasp his shoulders and neck. He gently set Donnie’s head in his arms, turning it so the turtle looked at him.

“Donnie, c’mon, this isn’t funny.” Casey said with slight frustration in his voice. Yet, the Softshell’s expression didn’t budge. Casey’s nose began to radiate a bright red as his eyes stung, “Please? Donnie?”

Once again, the lax body didn’t move. Casey was almost too scared to move him in case the stone cold arms cracked like glass. Despite the resistance, he gently set the body onto the floor, making sure not to move him too much. Once the corpse had been set on the floor is when Casey really started to break down. His broken and unclear voice whispered apologies and loving words as his mind accepted the loss. He couldn’t take it anymore and proceeded to rest his forehead against the still chest and hold the hand one more time. Desperate sobs and slight screams left his mouth just as Master Leonardo, Michelangelo and the Resistance arrived. Leo and Mikey’s eyes grew when they saw the sight, with Leo kneeling down. He set his hand on Casey’s shoulder.

He didn’t want to say anything that would hurt his young apprentice even more and softly asked, “Is he gone?”

Casey looked up, his eyes red and puffy. When he saw his master, he nodded with a whine. Leo’s eyes began to grow with tears as he wrapped his arms around his child, holding him to his chest, “I know. I know. I know it hurt, but you were so strong for him. You held it together. He knew it was time. I’m sure he was glad to be with you.”

Casey sobbed into Leo’s plastron, “But, he’s gone. He’s gone, he’s gone.”

“I know,” Leo’s voice cracked, “But you helped him. I love you so much and we’re going to get through this.”

“Leo, he was happy. He wasn’t in any pain.”

That sentence nearly made Leo break down. The two looked at the body and saw Mikey hugging the head into his shoulder. The Box Turtle sniffled, “He’s cold. I don’t want to leave him here.”

Leo sniffled once more and grabbed his cape, “Can you wrap him in this?”

“Of course. I think you should say goodbye first.”

The Red-Eared Slider let out a breath and sat down next to his brother, rubbing his head and holding his hand, “I love you so much. Don’t ever forget that Dee. I know you want me to continue and that’s just what I’ll do. I promise I’ll take care of Casey, April, Mikey and the rest and you go tell Raph about your crazy adventures. I love you.” and gave one last loving kiss on his brother’s head. Leo, Mikey and Casey all helped wrap Donnie’s body in the blanket like a baby. Casey sniffled as he covered the Softshell Turtle’s face and got up. Leo proceeded to put his arms underneath the body’s head and knees and carry him out of the area and into the light…

PRESENT DAY

Donnie let his tears fall as Casey finished the heartbreaking story. Mikey clung into him like glue while Raph and Leo listened. Casey sighed as he finished. After a few moments, Donnie sniffed, “I’m glad you told me, Casey.” and got up, walking to his office where he sat in the chair and cried for a long time.

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

That’s all folks. I said pain and I delivered. I really hope you enjoyed and thanks for reading. Now if you excuse me, I’m going to my room to have a mental breakdown on what I just wrote.

[splatsys-sizeshift-shenanigans]

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ROTTMNT ONESHOTS

Rescue Gone Awry - G/T, Soft/Implied Unsafe/Nonsexual Vore, nobody gets digested dw - During a mission to save non-mutated people and creatures from Draxum's lab, Donnie, Raph, and Mikey are captured one by one. Eventually, Leo finds the three... on the other side of an underground chasm. A chasm housing a large creature, and it's hungry.

Little Mishaps - G/T, Soft/Safe/Nonsexual Vore - Donnie has been refusing to take breaks from working on his tech, so Leo decides to take matters into his own hands, using one of Donnie's new inventions— a shrink ray— against him.

Corridors and Tapestries - Not G/T, mild unreality/dereality, mentions of death - The result of our Mikey attempting to lyric prank the Donnie AI on character.ai with the library rap and randomly gaining motivation to rewrite the whole scenario into a oneshot. We still don't know how this happened lmao

SPLATOON / COROIKA

Losing to the King - Coroika (Splatoon) post (TW; VORE, SWEARING)

Hide 'n Seek (Losing to the King part 2) - Coroika (Splatoon) post (TW; VORE, SWEARING)