#lesbianharrie

[theficpusher]

i'll take your pain by suspendrs | nr | 2212 It’s kind of romantic when Harry thinks about it, feeling all the pain of the person he’s supposed to love for the rest of his life. Sure, it’s rather inconvenient when he’s in class and his soulmate gets kicked in the balls, or when he’s sleeping and his soulmate knocks his head or his knee off something. It’d be nice if the function helped them to find each other, but Harry supposes he can live with knowing that they’re destined to run into each other someday. Or, soulmates have the ability to feel each other's pain, and Harry finds his after getting his arse waxed. (Or, the soulmate au crack fic I can't believe I actually wrote.)

Don't Talk Dirty to Me by Miadotfi | E | 2480 “So what’s wrong, Nan? Why did you call?” “Oh, I was just explaining it to Harry. Come in, darlings, let me show you my glory hole.” Louis’ entire life flashes before his eyes. He certainly didn’t hear right. His Grandmother didn’t just say “glory hole”. He steals a glance at Harry to see if he heard it too. Harry just keeps smiling. AKA The Glory Hole Fic

On the go by phdmama | T | 2734 From this post because I could not resist.

For the Love of Honey by LadyLondonderry | G | 2874 Louis looks like he's going to topple over, arms filled with planks and mesh. "What's this for?" Liam asks, rushing to take the weight away before Louis hurts himself. "The bees, Liam!" Louis motions vaguely around himself to where there are definitely no bees. Liam frowns. His large fuzzy eyebrows (good landing spots for bees) furrowing. "There are no bees here, Louis." "Not yet, there's not."

pink skin by jaerie | E | 4327 “Yes well, do you have an appointment-available-for-anal-bleaching,” he rushed the last part out, the words blending together in a nervous string. Louis paused for a moment before bursting into laughter that made tears collect at the corner of his eyes. “Is this a joke?” he asked through his laughter, “Did Niall put you up to this?” He was nearly doubled over on the couch, that certainly was original. “Um…” his laughter cut off abruptly when the voice on the other end seemed serious. “Isn’t this Adeeva spa…?” “Oh god, no, I’m sorry for laughing. I think you have the wrong number mate.” Or Harry is a camboy trying out something new and Louis ends up on the other end of the line

That's How I Know by allwaswell16 | E | 19798 Louis Tomlinson has just landed his dream job, coaching soccer at Augustus University. When he moves into a new house near campus, he meets his very fit new neighbor, English professor Harry Styles. Although their first meeting leads to an instant mutual dislike, the more Harry gets to know Louis, the more he likes what he sees. Or the one where Harry’s African grey parrot spills his dirty secrets to his very hot neighbor.

Ain't That A Kick In The Head! by lesbianharrie and wreckingtomlinson | T | 22432 “Well.” Niall unlocks his phone. “It wasn’t getting the traction I wanted on Snapchat. So…I tweeted it.” What. “You tweeted it,” Harry states, nearing a state of brain dead. “To your ten thousand followers.” Niall nods, handing Harry the phone. “You’re a meme, Harry.” “I’m a what?” “A meme. It’s like an internet—” “I know what a fucking meme is, Niall! Why did you make me into one?” Niall has the fucking balls to cackle at that while Harry looks at the mess his former friend created. Videos of him screaming at Tomlinson about Tide Pods and his ass are being quoted and combined with memes to a create a level of memeception Harry has never seen before. That isn’t even including the thousands of tweets of him falling up the stairs remixed with random Top 40 songs. ~ In which Harry’s a disaster gay who doesn’t know shit about soccer, Liam drinks too many blue raspberry Coolattas, Niall knows everyone, Zayn looks dead, and Louis is Not Happy about sharing his breakout moment with “Drunk Hawaiian Guy.”

If You Asked Me If I Love Him (I'd Lie) by allyasavedtheday | M | 26694 So Harry and Louis might have fucked up. The day of their wedding was the single most perfect moment of Louis’ life and every single day since where he’s been able to call Harry his husband has been nothing short of bliss. There’s just one teeny, tiny problem… Their families don’t know they’re married. * Or the one where Harry and Louis eloped but neglected to mention it to anyone. Meanwhile Lottie is getting married and the only way for them to not steal her thunder is by pretending they're just friends for the weekend. Featuring Harry and Louis as terrible liars who don't know the meaning of the word platonic and some Tomlinsons and Styles's who definitely don't believe them.

[thelarriefics]

FIC COVERS: Ain’t That A Kick In The Head by @maybetheyrefireproof & @lesbianharrie 

Word Count: 22,432

“Well.” Niall unlocks his phone. “It wasn’t getting the traction I wanted on Snapchat. So…I tweeted it.”

What.

“You tweeted it,” Harry states, nearing a state of brain dead. “To your ten thousand followers.”

Niall nods, handing Harry the phone. “You’re a meme, Harry.”

“I’m a what?”

“A meme. It’s like an internet—”

“I know what a fucking meme is, Niall! Why did you make me into one?”

Niall has the fucking balls to cackle at that while Harry looks at the mess his former friend created. Videos of him screaming at Tomlinson about Tide Pods and his ass are being quoted and combined with memes to a create a level of memeception Harry has never seen before. That isn’t even including the thousands of tweets of him falling up the stairs remixed with random Top 40 songs.

~

In which Harry’s a disaster gay who doesn’t know shit about soccer, Liam drinks too many blue raspberry Coolattas, Niall knows everyone, Zayn looks dead, and Louis is Not Happy about sharing his breakout moment with “Drunk Hawaiian Guy.”

Tags: Famous Soccer Player Louis, Non-Famous Harry, Dunkin Donuts

[blueraspberrycoolatta]

“why is simba rockin the good will hunting hair” – @lesbianharrie

[lesbeana]

hehehehehe i finally changed my url 🙈

[thevorelock]

brooooooooo 👀 i’m on my way!!! 🥰✈️

he awaits!!! 💚

[beardrry]

happy birthday!!! i hope you enjoyed your day!! 💫💖💐

thank u ana!! mwah 🌻💓💝

[lesbianhallieparker]

15 & 21!!

15. a question you get constantly asked: my mom always asks me what i’m going to do after i graduate which gets super annoying

21. a conspiracy you believe in: the denver airport is a satanic temple!!!!! look it up lol

[harrylovesmitski]

im glad the feeling is mutual thank u miss asli 🥺🤧 ily & pls go to bed soon so you can rest!! 🥰

ana i could write a thesis about how much i love you but i’m gonna hold myself back bc no one needs to see me soft like that.....first impressions were: iconic, beautiful, hilarious, Aquarius™️, amazing, sweet and just so so kind!! you’re chaotic but in the absolutely best way and you never fail to keep me entertained with your endless hair adventures :’) one day you’re gonna come to nyc and i’ll make it out to la and we can be chaotic TOGETHER and i look forward to it every day 💫

moots send me a 🥺for a first impression!! :~)

[hozierwife]

okay miss “if i had to see it so do you” 🙄😤

...touche.. FJDJSKDKDKD I THINK MINE WAS ACTUALLY WORSE, SORRY😳😗

[sunflowervolvimp3]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEYLA!!! hope your day is great!! sending all the good energies!!! 🥳💫💓💝🌟✨

THANK U MISS ANA!!!!!! i have had a nice day it’s been lovely 🥺 almost had an anxiety attack driving in vancouver but that’s okay

[notsohotcocoa]

laila im sorry pls forgive me queen 🥺🤲🏽 i thot it was funny 😔🤧 (i cant promise it won’t happen again tho 🙈)

i usually cannot read the word c**chie u caught me slippin 😤😤🔪

[harryslaurels]

hi winter!! here’s a little tag thing if you’d like to do it!! (no pressure ofc)🌻🌈 When you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and pass it along!

hi ana!!!! hope you’re doing well ☀️✨

• coffee, especially if it’s cold brew or first thing in the morning

• these days, bon appetit test kitchen videos

• bullet journaling

• grey’s anatomy episodes

• knitting

[inkslingerharry]

helloooo! lemonade & oak trees pls!!

hewwwwoooo thank you!!!! <33

Lemonade- Favorite summer memory?

i think like 3 (?) summers ago when i when on a roadtrip to michigan with my friends!!

Oak trees- What element of nature do you feel most connected to?

oooh... not to be a gemini but probably air bc i can be stuffy but light and breezy and both hot and cold and sometimes i’m moving sometimes i’m a little stagnant ya know!!

cottagecore asks

[eddiegirls]

lesbianharrie replied to your post “wrong, wrong, you’re all wrong. the gayest state is massachusetts bc...”

AND WE HAVE PTOWN

YES!!!!!!!!!

[thevorelock]

omgggg 🥺 pls give him a kith from me, he’s GORGEST!!! 💗💗💗

😙🐸 he received it telepathically and is now dreaming of meeting u!

[beemovie2007]

do you have any good blog recommendations?

i do! most of these people are pubwes or harries

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