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dannystheone · 2 years ago

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LEE KYLE LEE KYLE

hmmm maybe he’s tryna give one of his gay ass speeches and the 3 boys are fed up and want him to shush so ofc they use the most efficient method hehe

GAY ASS SPEECH PLLSKEFNEW

OUT OF ALL THE IDEAS I HAD REQUESTED TO ME THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST

ugh i love you anon LMAKSSK PLEASE

So the summer vibes are PERFECT today so I thought we could have a pool fic!!

WARNINGS: Feet tickles and kids swearing! also kind of a long intro sorry

Kyle's New Pool! (Lee Kyle/Multiple Lers)

Kyle got a new pool installed for the summer in his backyard, but he needs to set some ground rules first!

I hope you like this! :) also I just re-read the whole thing and totally forgot Clyde existed AAA sorry he'll be in the next one

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Energetic boys piled into the Broflovski's home, yelling and shouting with excitement. They were all eager to get a glimpse of what new installment was waiting in the backyard. Kyle had said his parents put something BIG for the summer back there, and to look for themselves to see he wasn't full of shit.

"Oh Gerald! There sure are a lot of them, I wasn't expecting so many guests!" Sheila Broflovski was pretty much plastered to her wall as boys from the fourth-grade class rumbled through her front door, including even a boy wheeling in on a motorized wheelchair.

"Just set out some more chips Sheila- OOF-" Gerald Broflovski was nearly run over by the entourage of shirtless boys as they threw open the sliding glass door in the kitchen and piled outside in the backyard.

"Look! There it is!" Craig Tucker called out. All the boys scrambled to the edge of the water. Kyle wasn't lying. His parents had installed a huge glistening pool in their backyard! The grass and playground they used to have were replaced with concrete, with pillowy lounging areas and table seating off to the sides.

"It's amazing! GAH! It's so hot out here! If I don't get in the water I'm gonna die!" Tweak Tweek winked an eye as Craig turned to him and started applying sunscreen to his shoulders, already blushing from the sun.

"Where the hell is Kyle?" Stan Marsh asked.

"Yeah, should we just get in without him?" Kenny McCormick questioned.

"TIMMEH!" Timmy answered.

"Guys! I'm right here! Isn't it cool?!" Kyle showed up behind the crowd of boys with a few boxes of Capri-Suns under his arms. The fourth-grade class cheered as Kyle set the boxes down on his patio table.

"Yeah, yeah, it's kewl, now let's get in the water already!" Eric Cartman pulled on his goggles and started pulling on his floaties to his upper arms. The boys followed suit by kicking off their flip-flops and throwing their shirts off.

"Woah, woah, woah, hang on fat-ass!" The fourth-grade boys froze and looked at Kyle quizzically. Kyle adjusted his green hat, despite wearing no shirt and green swim trunks.

"Before you get in the pool, there's some rules we have to follow! My dad said if we don't pay attention to the rules, he's not gonna let all of us use it anymore." Kyle explained. The boys looked at each other before they shrugged and continued taking their clothing items off.

"Okay well, what are the rules?" Tolkien Black asked. Kyle splayed his hands to get everyone's attention, but the boys chatted amongst themselves.

"Alright! Rule number one! ABSOLUTELY NO PEEING IN THE POOL! THAT'S DISGUSTING!! I'm looking at you, Cartman!" Cartman yelled out an "AYE!" before Kyle continued. "There is a bathroom located inside the house, first door on your right!"

Kyle looked around to see if he had everyone's attention. He had the attention of Butters, Jimmy, Timmy, and Tolkien, but everyone else was either setting up their toys in the pool or talking to other people.

"Guys! Don't put anything in the pool until I'm done saying the rules! This is important!" Kenny looked up from the pool as he slowly slid on a snorkel. Kyle sighed exasperated as he continued.

"Rule number two! No running around the edge of the pool or the pool area in general! It can get slippery and you don't want to fall! Rule number three! No diving headfirst into the pool, even in the deep area! You can hit your head and get hurt! Cannonballs are okay!" Cartman yawned loud and obnoxiously as the rest of the boys stood around and looked at their phones. Kyle could tell he was losing their attention already.

"Shut up Cartman! Rule number four! You have to put on sunscreen before you enter the pool! My mom is gonna set a timer for 80 minutes for everyone so we can get out of the pool, reapply our sunscreen, and then we can get back in!" The boys looked up at Kyle and groaned loudly.

"Dude we don't need sunscreen, the sun is good for you!" Stan complained. Craig was still helping Tweek apply his sunscreen across his back, so at least he was good. Kyle looked over at Stan with narrowed eyes.

"Dude do you have any idea how much cancer you can get from the sun?! Skin cancer is no joke! There was a study published just this year in 2023 stating that more than 2 people die of skin cancer every hour in the U.S.! 1 in 5 Americans will develop skin cancer by the age of 70! Do you want that to be you?!" Kyle pointed at Stan. Tweek fidgeted as he yanked the sun tan lotion from Craig's hands and started rubbing generous amounts all over his front vigorously.

"GAHAH! THAT'S NOT GONNA BE ME! CRAIG, HELP ME!!" Craig took the bottle back from Tweek and gently started applying more lotion onto Tweek's back as he shot Kyle a venomous glance. Kyle swallowed as he looked back at the boys.

"Dude, we'll put the lotion on. But every 80 minutes is a little much, we'll be fine." Stan shrugged. The boys nodded in agreement.

"Guys you're acting like I'm making up the rules. It's my mom-" Eric rolled his eyes and walked up to stand next to Kyle.

"Kyle, buddy, hey there. Listen, you're talking waaaaay too damn much. Let us into the pool and we can start having fun, okay? I'll deal with your bitch of a mom if she decides to give us crap." Eric clapped Kyle on the back as Kyle stared dumbfounded at Cartman.

"Bitch of a-?! Cartman this is my parent's pool that YOU'RE using, fatass! The least you can do is listen!" Kyle said angrily.

"I think we should listen to Kyle's rules, very much. His p-p-p-pee-parents are nice enough to let us use it on such a hot day." Jimmy spoke up.

"Well, sure! My dad said if I don't put on my suntan lotion every 80 minutes and get skin cancer, he'd ground me for sure!" Butters fidgeted with his hands. Kyle smiled at them both and turned back to Cartman.

"There, you see fat-boy? That's why anyone who doesn't put on sunscreen BEFORE getting in the pool isn't getting in at all!" Kyle exclaimed. The boys all stopped what they were doing and stared at Kyle and Cartman silently. Cartman cupped his chin in thought while Kyle stood next to him with his arms crossed.

"Hmm...ah, I see what you're saying, Kyle. Loud and Clear." Kyle had a triumphant face on before Cartman pointed at Kyle.

"GRAB 'EM!" Cartman exclaimed. All the boys in the fourth-grade class rushed Kyle. Kyle yelped as he was scooped up by the boys, wriggling and fighting to no avail. The boys carried him above their heads to the edge of the pool.

"GUYS! PUT ME DOWN!!" Kyle yelled out. The boys looked at each other and shrugged.

"You wanna be put down?" Stan asked a squirming Kyle.

"YES!!" Kyle shouted. The fourth-grade boys unanimously decided to set Kyle down.

By throwing his ass in the pool.

Kyle hit the water with a huge splash, causing the water to be disturbed and rippled. The boys cheered as they started jumping in after him and cannonballing into the pool. Kyle resurfaced and spit water out from his mouth.

"Pfft- GUYS! We can't be in the pool yet, we need sunscreen!" Kyle complained. Cartman waded into the pool as the boys started splashing each other with water and putting floaties and toys in the pool.

"Uh oh, guys! Kyle's still whining about the sunscreen! We better fix that!" Cartman exclaimed. Kyle turned to yell at Cartman when he felt hands grabbing his arms. Kyle turned back to see that Craig, Tweek, and Kenny started putting their hands on him. More kids were advancing as well.

"Hey! What the hell are you doing?! Get off me!" Kyle squeaked as he splashed in the pool, more kids grabbing his legs and arms and wiggling fingers into his bare skin.

"You see Kyle, I knew you were gonna make a big gay ass speech about what we should and shouldn't do before we got into your pool. As you always do such faggoty things before we're allowed to have any fun, I took it upon myself to tell the guys that if you start going off on a tangent and we need a quick way to shut you up, this was the perfect way to get it done." Cartman watched with glory in his eyes as Kyle started wriggling and giggling in the fourth-grade class's grip.

"Guhuhuys! Guhuhuys stohohohop!" Kyle giggled as what felt like hungry invasive fingers squished, kneaded, prodded, poked, spidered, and scribbled his skin. Jimmy, Tolkien, Butters, Stan, Kenny, Craig, and Tweek all zipped and wriggled their fingers into Kyle's skin while keeping his limbs spread apart. Being in the pool didn't help Kyle fight them off, and the water made his skin slick. Timmy watched with Cartman with a frown on his face.

"Uh...Timmeh?" Timmy asked. Cartman turned to Timmy, Kyle splashing in the pool behind him.

"Yes, Timmy?" Cartman asked. Timmy pulled up his phone and started recording.

"Timmy Timmy." Timmy said with an evil glint in his eye. Cartman nodded approvingly as he turned back to Kyle.

Craig held Kyle's arm away from his side and scribbled his fingers in his underarm while Tweek scritched along his ribs. Tolkien and Butters held onto Kyle's ankle and entertained themselves by stroking one finger up his foot and watching his toes clamp up. They did this over and over as it was entertaining each time.

Stan and Kenny held apart Kyle's other arm as Kenny gave Kyle little nibbles on his side and blew raspberries in his belly, which made Kyle buck and squeal. Stan scritched in Kyle's armpit while making conversation with Craig. Jimmy had Kyle's other foot all to himself. He held his ankle in the crook between his arm and his side in a headlock as he scrubbed Kyle's foot up and down with one hand. Kyle was quickly going ballistic already as 70 fingers played him at once.

"GUHUHUYS PLEHEHEASE!! THIHIHIS IHIHIS CRAHAHAZY!!" Kyle yelled out, the water splashing all around them. Kyle was floating on his back in the water being held up by the guys holding his limbs apart, so he had no leverage to squirm or escape anywhere. Kyle's eyes screwed shut as he felt fingers squish the pudge on his belly, to which he gave a loud reaction.

"Wow Kenny, you really like Kyle's stomach huh," Stan commented. Kenny shrugged and scribbled his fingers all over Kyle's tummy, reaching from the bottom of his ribs to the tops of his hips with his hands.

"Oh hey, I wanna help! Let me try!" Butters left Tolkien at Kyle's foot and went up to the opposite side of Kenny to add another ten fingers to Kyle's midsection. Kenny started scribbling his fingers in Kyle's bottom ribs while Butters dipped his fingers in Kyle's belly button and pinched his hips.

"GAHAHAHA!! NOHOHOHO!! STOHOHOP PLEHEHEASE!!" Kyle pleaded, his body getting tired with all the exertion from trying to get away from so many fingers. He was gonna have a killer six-pack in the morning.

"Aww, well he's just ticklish everywhere, isn't he! That's so sweet!" Butters beamed at Kenny while Tolkien decided to experiment and scritched his fingers underneath Kyle's knee while still pulling his leg apart. Kyle let out a loud cackle as he tried pulling his leg back.

"Hey, how's that working for you, T-T-Tolkien?" Tolkien looked up at Jimmy with a smile on his face.

"Oh, it's working great! He gets really loud when I get right here. You wanna try?" Jimmy nodded and grabbed a better hold of Kyle's leg, and started scratching his fingers under Kyle's knee. Sure enough, Kyle started pulling on both legs trying to reclaim them with this new technique.

"Hahaha, awesome!" Tolkien gave Jimmy a thumbs-up as Craig halted his tickling for a moment to stretch his wrist. Cartman pointed a finger at Craig as he sat on the steps.

"Keep going, Craig! We gotta tire the Jew out so he doesn't bitch for the rest of the night!" Cartman demanded.

"NOHOHO YOU DOHOHON'T! JUHUHUST STOHOHOP!! I'M SORREHEHEE!!" Kyle yelled out, as Craig responded in his monotone voice.

"I'm doing the best that I can. His pulling is hard on my wrist." Craig rotated his wrist before holding onto Kyle's bicep and going back to a hidden gem he found. Between Kyle's middle ribs and back where the skin joined, Craig scribbled in that one spot to make Kyle scream a manly sound. Tweek winked as he kept his tickling confined to Kyle's side.

"So anyway, Red Racer reaches the finish line right as Blue Racer does, so the judges have to go back and watch the footage to see who actually won the race. It was a nail-biter." Craig explained to Stan. Stan nodded as he listened, but mostly looked down at his super best friend getting the shit tickled out of him. He had a forced smile plastered on his face with his eyes screwed shut tightly, with an occasional pull or tug of his limbs. Stan couldn't imagine being in this situation, but he wasn't gonna be the one to stop it. What if Cartman ordered they all go after him next? He couldn't handle that.

"...Yeah, so what did the judges say?" Stan asked as he scribbled his fingers in Kyle's underarm. He noticed he didn't have to try too hard to keep Kyle's arm away from his side to reach this spot.

"We won't know until next week. I can hardly wait. Red Racer always wins every race, but it's the season finale, so it could have a different ending." Craig discussed calmly as if he wasn't tickling a wildly splashing boy with six other boys.

"Timmy? Timmy Timmy?" Timmy asked Cartman, still recording on his phone. Cartman thought about it for a moment.

"Hmm, I'm not sure. Let's see." Cartman cupped his hands around his mouth and called out to Kyle. "How you doing Jew? Ready to give up the sunscreen?" He called out. Kyle shook his head bravely as he continued to laugh out.

"NOHOHOHO!! YOHOHOU STIHIHIHLL NEEHEHEHEED TO WEHEHEHEAR IT!!" Cartman shrugged as he went back to lounging in the pool.

"You heard him, boys! He wants more!" The fourth-grade class worked diligently, their fingers more energized than before.

"GAHAHAHAD!! I DOHOHOHON'T WAHAHANT MOHOHOHORE!! PLEHEHEHEASE!!" Kyle laughed out earnestly as more spots were found on him, to in-between his thighs, to his hands, to his inner elbows, and the skin above his knees. His thighs were a winner, however. Jimmy and Tolkien pulled apart his legs and hugged his knee to grip and scribble their fingers in his inner thigh, causing Kyle to squeal and cackle loudly.

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Gerald and Sheila watched from the closed slider door, smiling gently. It was a rare sight to see Kyle acting like a kid for once with all his friends.

"He gets it from you, you know." Gerald held Sheila around her waist while they watched their son and pattered his fingers along her side. Sheila twitched as she bat Gerald's hand away with a blushing face.

"Oh stop it, Gerald!~ Save it for Saturday, honey~" Sheila cooed as the two shared a kiss, and turned for the living room as their son splashed in the water.

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"CHRIHIST!! SOMEONE- *hic* so-SOHOHOHOMEONE HEHEHEHELP!!" Kyle cackled out as he felt Tolkien's fingers invade his toe spaces and Tweek and Kenny took turns blowing raspberries in his hip divets. They were having fun with this, actually.

"Wow, Kyle has a lot more endurance than I thought. If I had endurance like Kyle I would be so happy." Craig commented. Stan started to get uneasy. Kyle started hiccuping a second ago, and his red cheeks were concerning.

"Alright Cartman, that should be enough right? I mean, look at him." The boys stilled their fingers for a moment. Kyle still giggled to himself and twitched from the air moving around him.

"Aww, the poor guys all tickled out. Aren't you buddy?" Butters patted Kyle's stomach, which Kyle jerked away from reflexively.

"Buhuhutters- *hic* doho-dohon't touch me-" Kyle snickered as Butters fidgeted. Cartman stood up from the pool steps and looked down at Kyle. Kyle's eyes winced having to look up into the sun-filled sky.

"Well, Kyle? What do you say? Are we forgetting the sunscreen?" The boys waited intently for an answer; their arms still wrapped around Kyle's arms and legs while the water waved around them.

"Fuck no, fat-ass! We can't forget it, my parents will find out! Please, just put some on and we can start playing!" Kyle pleaded. Cartman sighed and gave the signal for the boys to start tickling again. Kyle felt the boys' hands around him shift and place themselves on his body.

"Wait wait WAIT! Okay okay! I'll forget it! I'll forget the sunscreen I swear!" Kyle yelled out. Cartman turned back and pointed a finger in Kyle's face.

"If I hear a single word about sunscreen or rules again from you Kyle, you're gonna get it! Alright, let him go." The fourth-graders slowly released Kyle. Kyle rubbed his wrists as the boys saw their fingers onslaught over Kyle's torso, the pink swipes and scratches on his white skin. Kyle looked to the side as he rubbed his shoulder silently.

"Well, I still need to put on my sunscreen, or I'll get grounded!" Butters announced. Kyle looked up at him.

"Yeah, I n-n-need to put on mine too, a comic always has to look his b-best!" Jimmy added.

"Hey honey, mind helping me put some sunscreen on my back? I could use it." Craig asked Tweek.

"GAH! O-Of course! Skin cancer is no joke!" Tweek winked as Craig smiled softly at him.

"We're all gonna put ours on, too." Tolkien, Stan and Kenny nodded in agreement.

"TIMMEH!!" Timmy smiled and exclaimed. All the boys started getting out of the pool to put their sunscreen on and made sure everyone was properly covered. Kyle had a huge smile on that wasn't forced on his face.

"Thanks you guys, you're the best! Now we can play all we want in the sun without getting hurt!" Kyle exclaimed. The boys all cheered and cannonballed back into the pool while Cartman rolled his eyes.

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"Aw dude, sick!" Stan shouted upon seeing Cartman at the bus stop on Monday. Cartman's face was pink with white peelies all over his ears, neck, and cheeks. He had suffered bad sunburn from the pool with no sunscreen. He rolled his eyes as he crossed his arms in a huff.

"Whatever! Sunscreen is overrated and gay as hell! I don't peel, I'll just get tan after this!" Kenny and Kyle walked to the bus stop and stood next to Cartman. Kenny burst out laughing upon seeing Cartman, and Kyle let out a few sputters as well.

"AYE! You all better shut the fuck up! I don't need any damn sunscreen!" Cartman defended.

"HE LOOKS LIKE A FAT TOMATO!" Kenny cried out. Kyle and Stan both started laughing hysterically as Cartman yelled out at them.

"I'M NOT FAT! SHUT UP!" Cartman shouted.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, we get it, you big baby." Stan rolled his eyes as he clapped Eric on the back. Eric yelped as the sunburn on his back stung from Stan's slap.

"ACK! Don't do that, retard! I got sunburn-" Cartman called out, but shut himself up as his friends leered at him.

"What was that you said, fat-ass? You got sunburn?" Kyle said with a shit-eating grin as he slapped Eric's back. Eric let out a screech as he started running down the road, away from the bus stop. Well, as well as he could run anyway. The three boys easily caught up to him and slapped all their hands across his sunburned back.

"YOU GUYS- ACK! I'M SO SERIOUSLY- OW! STOP IT- ACK! STOP!- OW!"

After this experience, Cartman learned his lesson. He was never caught without sunscreen again, and abided by all of Kyle's rules before entering his pool.

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whatiwishfanfiction · 4 months ago

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Chapter Five is up!

Preview:

It’s rare that a fantasy comes true just as you’re fantasizing about it, but that’s just what happened when Once-ler’s wagon rolled over the next hill. Not only did the scene happen to be extraordinary, but it came at such a coincidental time of desperate wishfulness that Once-ler was ripped straight from his daydreams and his eyes filled with tears immediately.

PEACE! FREEDOM! INSPIRATION! it screamed all at once.

Such a heavy feeling of serenity and joy descended upon his soul that he knew immediately he was where he was meant to be. It took less than a second to decide this was home, and he would never change his mind for the rest of his days. A smile spread across his face, the kind that was so big it hurt.

The valley he overlooked was a forest, but not like the forest at home. He’d never dreamed a forest could be so different. Where the one behind his farm was small, dry, and gray, the one below stretched beyond the horizon, filled with the brightest green grass and dark blue water full of lily pads, duckweed, and cattails.

Wispy trees and bushes bloomed with pink, yellow, and orange silken foliage that filled his nose with sugary sweetness. Instead of being empty and boring, as if animals would rather be anywhere less desolate, it buzzed with bees, butterflies, frogs, and fish he could see even from his vantage atop the highest hill. A sense of adventure and endless discovery pierced his heart as Once-ler's wagon rolled deeper down into Heaven.

So this was how forests were supposed to be. Every choice he’d made up to that point had been right after all, if it had led him to this. When the wagon reached the bottom of the hill, the yodels died on his lips, and he threw his guitar in the back. “Come on, Melvin,” he said, leading the mule along. The forest only became more interesting from there.

Ho-li-ah Ho-le-rah-hi-hi-ah Ho-le-rah-cuckoo Fol-de-rol, laddie right Toor-a-lie-addy

“Wait, who’s singing? Oh, wow!” Once-ler stood in awe as he watched a trio of fat yellow and orange fish dancing atop a rock, using their fins as legs. They held hands, spinning with their eyes closed, occasionally kicking out their fins or breaking away to do an Irish jig.

“Bizarre,” he said, checking over his shoulder just in case it was some kind of trick. “Does anyone else even know this exists?”

A yellow butterfly soared past with wings the size of book pages. The dark spots on its wings looked like a cow's. It landed on a flower where a frog strolled by on its hind legs and started milking it into an acorn cap.

"Oh my goodness!" Once-ler hopped up and down. "I think I just stumbled upon a completely undiscovered habitat!" After his life at home, he'd begun to think there was no such thing as anything new or exciting.

"Magnificent," he said, tears filling his eyes as a swarm of orange swans flew over his head under sun-tinted clouds. They soared, then dipped, taking a dive alongside a waterfall that roared ominously.

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Follow me for the rest of the rewrite! (I'm going to post new chapters every week).

I can't wait to get to the part about the Lorax. I'm going to write him so much differently than the movie that made him a useless smart aleck. I always thought he should be more mysterious and fae-like. Gonna try to make it like something Tolkien or Holly Black would write. This story is really fun to write!

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mayisgoingnuts · 2 years ago

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opinions on lee!clyde and ler!tolkien?

Lee!Clyde: My tickle headcanons related to him are the ones who just appears from nowhere and I just... accept.

He's definitely the type of lee who gets all teasy and dramatic when he wants to be tickled, and if he doesn't get it will sit there and just stare the wall.

Clyde is sure nobody notices it, but it's obvious and absolutely everyone knows. Even Butters.

We stan Lee!Clyde here!!

Ler!Tolkien: I never saw Tolkien as a lee, so this is just p e r f e c t.

Being able to tickle him is almost as an achievement, since he WRECKS everyone. This is challenge for the tough ones only!

Everyone (mostly the main four) tell the new kids Tolkien's ticklish just to see him getting revenge and laugh. An asshole thing to assholes do.

Just like we stan Lee!Clyde, we stan Ler!Tolkien too!! >:)

#Tickle #Tickling #Ticklish #South park #Clyde donovan #Tolkien Black #Lee!clyde #Ler!tolkien #I would answer this earlier but my internet decided not to work yesterday

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lightblue-heart · 3 years ago

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Lista de livros que quero ler:

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Toda luz que não podemos ver, Anthony Doerr

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Entre olhos azuis, Satine Cunha

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As musas, Alex Michaelides

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A Filha do Rei, Kalyla Iunes

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Jane eyre, Charlotte Bronte

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Filha da floresta, Juliet Marillier

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O encanto dos corvos, Margaret Rogerson

O feitiço dos espinhos, Margaret Rogerson

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Morte na mesopotâmia, Agatha Christie

Hora Zero, Agatha Christie

O assassinato de Roger Ackroyd, Agatha Christie

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Um vento à porta, Madeline lengle

Um planeta em seu giro veloz, Madeline Lengle

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O bosque das coisas perdidas, Shea Ernshaw

A maldição do mar, Shea Ernshaw

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Spin of dawn, Elizabeth Lim

Os seis grous, Elizabeth Lim

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O chamado do falcão, Maggie Stiefvater

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A bruxa não vai para a fogueira nesse livro, Amanda Lovelace

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Dance of Thieves, Mary E. Pearson

The heart of betrayal, Mary E. Pearson

The kiss of deception, Mary E. Pearson

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Sandman, Neil Gaiman

Coraline, Neil Gaiman

Deuses Americanos, Neil Gaiman

Lugar nenhum, Neil Gaiman

Os filhos de Anansi, Neil Gaiman

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Trono de vidro, Sarah J. Maas

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Hush Hush “Sussurro”, por Becca Fitzpatrick

Hush Hush “Crescendo“, por Becca Fitzpatrick

Hush Hush “Silêncio“, por Becca Fitzpatrick

Hush Hush “Finale“, por Becca Fitzpatrick

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O nome do vento, por Patrick Rothfuss

O temor do sábio, por Patrick Rothfuss

As portas de pedra, por Patrick Rothfuss

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A nuvem, por Neal Shusterman

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A rainha vermelha, por Victoria Aveyard

Espada de vidro, por Victoria Aveyard

A prisão do rei, Victoria Aveyard

Tempestade de guerra, Victoria Aveyard

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Carrie, a estranha, Stephen King

It a Coisa, Stephen King

Doutor sono, Stephen King

Escuridão total, sem estrelas, Stephen King

Misery, Stephen King

O iluminado, Stephen King

O cemitério, Stephen King

Salem, Stephen King

A zona morta, Stephen King

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Malorie, Josh Malerman

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clubecascadenoz · 5 years ago

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Por Giovanna Curcio

Neil Richard Gaiman, conhecido como Neil Gaiman, nasceu 10 de Novembro de 1960 em Portchester, Inglaterra, é roteirista, contista e romancista, atualmente, mora nos Estados Unidos, em Menomonie, com sua atual esposa, cantora e artista, Amanda Palmer. Aprendeu a ler aos 4 anos de idade e desde criança demonstrou fascínio pelos livros se debruçando sobre obras de C.S. Lewis, J.R.R. Tolkien, Edgar Allan Poe entre outros grandes autores da literatura fantástica. Alguns dos livros que marcaram sua infância foram The Ka of Gifford Hillary e The Haunting of Toby Jugg do autor Dennis Wheatley e, também, seu livro preferido Alice no País das Maravilhas, o qual leu tantas vezes que sabia de cor.

Seu pai, David Bernard Gaiman, posteriormente, tornou-se responsável por relações públicas da Igreja da Cientologia, uma religião que ensina às pessoas que elas são imortais que se esqueceram de sua natureza e possuem como método de reabilitação, em âmbitos psiquiátrico e espiritual, a revivência de acontecimentos passados negativos, e sua mãe, Sheila Gaiman, era farmacêutica. Apesar da adesão de seus pais à Cientologia, ele não se considera um cientologista e não demonstra interesse quando o assunto se trata de religião.

Inicialmente, Gaiman ingressou sua carreira profissional como jornalista ainda na Inglaterra, escreveu seu primeiro livro, uma biografia da banda inglesa de rock e new wave Duran Duran, a qual levou três meses para produzir. Em seguida, traçou outra biografia desta vez de Douglas Adams, Don’t Panic: The Official Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Companion.

Seu trabalho ficou bem famoso quando começou a mergulhar no mundo das HQs, escrevendo para diversas editoras e sendo influenciado após a primeira leitura de uma HQ, A Saga do Monstro do Pântano do Alan Moore. Sua produção mais famosa é a série Sandman (1988-1996), narra feitos do personagem Morpheus, o qual seria a representação do sonho. Foi produzido concomitantemente com o seu primeiro romance, Good Omens (1990), em colaboração com Terry Patchett.

Dentre os seus livros de contos mais populares estão Smoke and Mirrors (1998), Fragile Things (2006) e Trigger Warning (2015). Além disso, Neil já escreveu uma grande quantidade de roteiros para produções televisivas e cinematográficas que fizeram e continuam fazendo bastante sucesso, por exemplo os livros Coraline (2002) e Deuses Americanos (2001) que posteriormente foram adaptados.

Neil Gaiman tinha o costume de se aproximar dos seus ídolos, como o Alan Moore, e isso fez com que se transformasse numa pessoa mais criativa, adaptativa, fazendo convenções pelo mundo, enquanto mostrava para quem admirava o que tinha a oferecer buscando sempre ideias e sugestões que o fizessem ser melhor como escritor. De caráter humilde e modesto, demonstrou carisma ao vir para o Brasil em 1995 e 2001 para divulgar Sandman, a convite da Conrad Editora.

O primeiro volume de sua obra, Coisas Frágeis produzida em 2006, conta com 9 contos escritos por diversos motivos distintos, a justificativa usada para esse nome foi a sua vontade de relatar as variadas coisas que dilaceram o coração humano, e ainda, faz jus ao título atribuído ao Gaiman de grande narrador dos tempos modernos. Golias, conto que aparece nesse livro, é um conto de ficção científica que acontece dentro do universo de matrix. É interessante a forma como a história se desenvolve no decorrer de um tempo fragmentado e, simultaneamente, frágil. Há quebras de acontecimentos e repetições narrativas que nos fazem afundar sutilmente numa lógica robotizada.

Algumas obras de Neil Gaiman:

Black Orchid, história em quadrinhos, 1988-1989;

Sandman, história em quadrinho, 1989-1996;

Good Omens (Belas Maldições), romance, 1990;

The Book of Magic, história em quadrinho, 1990-1991;

Smoke and Mirrors (Fumaça e Espelhos), livro de contos, 1993;

The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish (O Dia em que Troquei Meu Pai por Dois Peixinhos), livro infantil, 1997;

Stardust (O Mistério da Estrela: Stardust), romance, 1999;

American Gods (Deuses Americanos), romance, 2001;

Coraline (Coraline), romance, 2002;

M is for Magic, livro de contos, 2007;

Blueberry Girl (Menina Iluminada), livro infantil, 2009;

Who Killed Amanda Palmer: A Collection of Photographic Evidence, livro de contos, 2009;

The Sleeper and the Spindle (A Bela e a Adormecida), livro infantil, 2014.

#curadoria #curadoria de dezembro #neil gaiman #submission

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dannystheone · 2 years ago

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I love your South Park fics!! Can you give me some headcanons about Craig and those guys (including Jimmy of course)? Which of them are lees/lers, who’s the most ticklish, most ticklish spots, etc?

Hi anon thanks for asking! So I've actually already HC'd a few things for Craig's gang, but that was before I was able to HC for all of the boys a part of it. If you want to read my HC's for Butters, Tweek and Craig you can find it here

But now since I'm on season 20 I feel pretty good to do Clyde, Jimmy and Tolkien :)

Clyde:

-So Clyde thinks he's hot shit and he's super suave and good with the ladies right

-uh that all crumbles really quickly when he gets tickled lmao

-the most embarrassing reactions to tickling you can think of

-squeaking, squealing, kicking, snorting, high-pitched laughs, hiccuping, he goes into overdrive

-And the thing is, there are more ticklish people than him in the group, he's just dramatic LOL

-baby talk works wonders on him poor boy

-really any teasing works on him but super childish and stupid teases get him flustered (like equating the tickles to spiders or something)

-also well-taken care of nails sends him over the edge (bebe is his weakness)

-when he gets tickled long enough his ears blush and they get extra tickly

-he definitely gets tickled to tears quicker than you think

-also he was called the second chubbiest kid behind Cartman so fluffing your fingers around his pudge makes him squeal

-he lers if the other guys ler or he lers to just be a douche but he quickly recoils if you want to get him back

-his tickle spots are his armpits, his neck and his tummy :)

Tolkien:

-tolkiiiiiien

-fucking love tolkien when he was laughing at madea when she came to their school he was so cute ;-;

-I see him as more of a ler though cause I think he would be too smart to get caught in an obvious tickling situation

-but if he does get caught in one his laugh is really light and melodic

-one time he was getting tickled and his laugh was especially cute and his ler stopped out of nowhere, and tolkien opened his eyes to see his ler with this face 🥺

-he's not much of a defensive lee only because the touches are light so he just kinda twitches and curls around the ler's hand if it gets bad enough

-his tickle spots are behind his knees (killer) his thighs and one side is more ticklish than the other

-as a ler though he's pretty chill he doesn't use it for revenge or an advantage or anything

-I see him as pretty neutral either as a lee or a ler

-but as a ler he keeps it light, he's got more method and he pays attention to people's tickle spots

-he definitely laughs along with his lee their laugh is too infectious for him

-him and clyde get into tickle fights often, sometimes roping craig into the whole mess

-it's a good day in the group when tolkien has a smile on his face (which is like every day he's a happy guy :)

Jimmy:

-JIMMY!!!

-love the comic himself jimmy

-so when the gang gets into tickle fights jimmy is the narrator

-"wow what a great audience, it seems clyde stole craig's milk so clyde is totally gonna get the s-sn-sn-snot tickled out of him :D"

-of course he also throws hands himself lmao

-as someone who's in crutches he's a surprisingly agile ler

-he can target people's tickle spots really easily

-you remember the episode where he could spot the difference between the news and an ad with crazy speed

-think that but with people's tickle spots he's got infra-red in his eyes

-when it's his turn to lee though he gets nervous aw

-he starts backing up and saying that they can work this out with words no matter the context lol but he always gets got

-his crutches have to be taken away cause he will SWING with them

-but his laugh is goofy he's a silly guy

-I feel like he 'hic's between every laugh like *hic* haha *hic* hahaha *hic*

-his sides and his collarbones are REALLY bad for him

-he can't use his legs to defend himself so he's not afraid to punch people LMAO

I hope you like this!

#ask danny #south park #south park tickles #lee jimmy #ler jimmy #jimmy valmer #lee tolkien #ler tolkien #tolkien black #lee clyde #ler clyde #clyde donovan #tickle hcs

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skyburialatnight · 8 years ago

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Thoughts on the Adventure Zone

Watching/listening to people play DnD has become my new favourite thing over the past year, the Adventure Zone is no different.

Really this is just me gushing about how awesome TAZ is

Okay, so I watch 4 different DnD podcasts, which I’m slashing to make sure they’re kept out of the tag: TAZ, Cr/it/ical/ Role (CR), Hi/gh Rol/lers and Dice/ Cam/era Ac/tion, all of which are good in their own right, have their own unique strengths and most importantly I enjoy.

What I love about TAZ, which is its own unique strength, is how Griffin puts story over the game. Sometimes I find in other podcasts, there might be 20 odd minutes where we’re sorting out DnD rules or the how a certain spell is cast which slows things down. With TAZ, there are some rule keeping, but other times Griffin is like ‘you know what? sounds plausible lets do it.’

It has also translated into how he sets out the story, into defined, but smaller, arcs. My attention can either be all over the place or very concentrated, but when its all over the place, its hard to keep track of things, like plot, or characters. By having defined arcs, which are in different locations, with different unique plots and characters mainly contained to their own arc, it helps me remember everything thats important to the current arc and discard stuff that’s not.

And boy howdy the story arcs. I love seeing the group’s progression, but especially love seeing Griffin’s progression as a story teller. His stories are becoming more risky, darker, and more dire for the group, while still being plausible for the world, and still letting Magnus, Merle and Taako be the characters we know and love. They’re sharper and clearer cut, and the twists are done very well (and not always at the end of the episode when we expect it!) and while it may seem some twists are well loved twists, they are done in such a way that makes them seem fresh and unexpected.

The Eleventh Hour is probably my arc simply because of the reveal of the Groundhog Day loop. Because when Griffin was like ‘And you have all died’ I literally just closed iTunes and stared at the wall of my bedroom with my hands over my mouth thinking ‘oh shit. oH SHIT.’ like damn it was just that good.

With the Suffering Game, again that reveal of no healing was an oH SHIT moment. And what I like about the Suffering Game is the no-healing factor, and that it affects every PC and (so far) no one has a cure for it and its occurred for So Many episodes. In other campaigns, I presume, it would only occur for a short while, or in a single room, or would be cureable. It feels like Griffin has taken a step outside the normal DnD threats and instead of usual the threat of family and friends and the fate of the world being destroyed, its the certainty that you will not leave this place as good as you were before you entered it but how good is up to your dice rolls. Yes the liches are the enemies, but instead of fighting them directly, you fight what they have created. The entire arc seems like the Tres Horny Boys (THB) have skipped straight to the boss level, and are going through all the pre-game fights and minibosses before they finally get to the Big Boss.

And in his post here Griffin talks about the Suffering Game as the counter for THB being a such a high level that they have the potential to steamroll everything he throws at them (and even within the arc they have; see: taak0 using disintegrate). By taking THB down a few permanent notches, it allows Griffin to be more flexible with enemies and allow the players to have more of a challenge. I do remember Matt Mer/cer on CR saying that that is a factor that makes it tricky to keep finding things for his players to battles. The CR fandom jokes that their players will next be attacking gods, but for all we know, that’s the level of enemies that would suit them. (It would be so, so very interesting for CR to do something like the suffering game, because they are all higher levels, and arguably, they have far more at stake)

I do partially agree on the worry that the Suffering Game is taxing emotionally and is exhausting. Because of all the arcs, this is arguably the darkest, the riskiest, and with the most at stake. The boys literally cannot stop and heal up. I don’t know if they’ve even had a short rest to regain spell slots over the last 5 episodes. Griffin has said that shits about to go down from next ep (and we heard it from the red robe as well), which is just as well. I think 5 eps of going through the suffering cycle is quite enough before we get a change in direction and some fighting back. The thing with the Suffering Game is that, yes, it is meant to be taxing. We are meant to feel tense as we sit through it all with a sense of dread. However, Griffin, and THB has made it so we don’t get to the point where we switch off, both literally and metaphorically, from the story. Like become insensitized to what’s happening to the boys.

Things like:

-Making sure the activities between the Wheel aren’t always just battles where someone could get seriously hurt (like the talk show last week)

-The inclusion of the black smoke, which also makes sure the players don’t spiral too much into angst city, and are forced to remain hopeful

-Inclusion of backstories of the boys like Merle’s when he lost his hammer (?) abilty, Magnus’ when he lost who he hated the most, and confirmation that Lucretia was the one who left Cam behind (and showing her as being more morally grey than we’ve seen before)

-Inclusion that there is hope of defeating the liches, through the Red Robe and the hints that something big is about to go down.

Griffin has said in previous arcs that he doesn’t like stories to go on and on, so I can trust that if he feels the story been going on for too long, he’ll try to change it up or bring it towards a close. I think TAZ in general is the perfect place to have this sort of high tension high stakes arc because if it was a more rules-based group used to long sprawling campaigns, we’d get 10 episodes of the Suffering Loop, not 5. Which would be so, so bad. (I mean again, CR’s long sprawling Chro/ma Conc/lave arc of constant suffering (TM) is 45 episodes long, and while the stakes are different, and are on a world changing level rather than a personal level, The Suffering Game still has the same amount of tension, dread and high stakes as the CC arc, despite being only 5 episodes long. Although its like comparing a Tolkien-inspired epic with like a season of 24 or something, apples and oranges really [I have never watched 24 tho].)

Tl;dr loving TAZ, loving the suffering game, i trust griffin to do whats best but if i get to exhausted with it, i can go, recharge my batteries, and come back and it’ll be waiting for me

#the adventure zone #long post//#i wasnt sure where i was going with this but we got there

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