#lemons and mermaids

[fractiouslemonofficial]

More vidja game shenanigans, with a special guest appearance by the creator of @askalbinopie​. Listen in awe and horror at Alby’s deep, rich, masculine voice! Or just be annoyed that I posted this instead of a comic. I don’t know.

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[askvaudeville]

More video shenanigans until the next comic drops.

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[tsukinohana]

little rec chart i made today!

[gremlinade-juice]

Lovely MermaidAU! request from a friend 🐟

[punkeropercyjackson]

Stephcass headcanons🧇🌑

🧇🌑Wlwoc!!Stephanie is SO punk hood black/black biracial girl to me as an afrolatina woman who's exactly like her so she's jamaican-south korean and Cass is gonna be Batman so ofc she's a black woman lover

🧇🌑T4T and bi4les too!Stephanie was an early egg crack and being blasian made her naturally androgynous so she passed pretty easily thanks to being super femme and pastel punk too and Cass is also transfem but had no real concept of girlhood due to David's whole thing and the pink dress was him making her look nonthreatning so she ended up going butch as reclamation.Stephcass in canon gives 'more experienced tgirl x newer to being a tgirl' with Stephanie guiding Cass in transfeminism i.e how to be a girl and them becoming enamored with eachother's personal version of it

🧇🌑Stephanie diy'd her own estrogen and taught Cass how to do the same.Ironically enough Stephanie is flatchested,a b cup at best,while Cass has big tits but Stephanie isn't bothered by it since she knows beauty standards aren't real and Cass is a different story as she has a hard timing finding bras that fit so she goes commando on top often much to Stephanie's delight

🧇🌑Almost all their surgeries were done by Taliacorp doctors except Cass didn't want bottom surgery as she wants biokids with Stephanie and Stephanie wants to be a biomother as she's a Team Mom to break the cycle of abuse

🧇🌑Autistic4Autistic undoubtedly👊🏼Goth autism x Pastel autism.Cass went from no emoting to no emotional regulation and Stephanie has no masking game from growing up black.Cass has a special interest in tradgoth and the metalhead scene so she's part of and lives the lifestyles of the subcultures and Stephanie's special interests are pastel things,kidcore,purple,the sea,anarchy,video games,cozy horror and gymnastics and it shows in her aesthetic and they have eachother's triggers and comforts memorized and special shared personal routines they formed over the years

🧇🌑Cass' neutral expression looks hauntingly bored,Stephanie's neutral expression is a rbf

🧇🌑Stephanie is fat and i mean FAT,not 'thicc',she has a double chin and tummy rolls and stretch marks and is just very big and Cass is down BAD,catch her making heart eyes at her thick baddie gf 24/7.She needs to eat a lot as it's her natural build and makes sure her boo stays fed as she drags her along to food trips and showed up with homecooked meals at the Batcave for her back when she lived with Bruce and they mostly eat authentic asian food with a lot of jamaican/afro-caribbean/black american food mixed in and sweets often too.Stephanie is the bubble waffles girl and Cass is the boba and burgers guy🥰

🧇🌑Cass took Stephanie to a Korn concert for their first date.No cap and Stephanie was exhausted from excitement afterwards so they slept in their concert outfits and Cass has autographs from each and every member

🧇🌑Stephanie is always nonstop no filter complimenting Cass and it takes Cass yearsssss to figure out she was also flirting with her the whole time.Not even due to lack of socialization,she was just THAT oblivious

🧇🌑Their usual dates are rollerblading,going to Batburger and local boba shops and cat cafes,petty crime sprees for fun,Cass helping Stephanie with her hair,tending to their vegetable garden,beach trips and arcade visits♡Stephanie has butterfly locs and a split down the middle purple dye job so Cass is on 2x duty and as a butch it's an honor to her,they a lil practiced mermaid x knight motif they do,reheated food scraps are a love language to them and their bedroom has matching gamer setups

🧇🌑Cass is batkin and Stephanie is catkin/dragonkin so they roleplay being a bat and a dragoncat together for therian validation and have diy'd gear like ears and wings.Stephanie loves cat shaped shit so bad and Cass is as macabe as a physical bat in her words and actions but refuses to be called a vampire out of autistic need for technicalities

🧇🌑Stephanie's piercings are a double spider bite,a belly button ring,studed ears,nipple piercings and a clitoral hood piercing.Cass has fun with all that

🧇🌑Stephcass feels very solarpunk-coded somehow???Stephanie's canonically punk and Cass' canonically a total nonconformist but it only being solidified they're a couple in a post-apocalyptic run speaks to me as an afrosolarpunk and their relathionship is all about not giving up on eachother and them GIVING eachother the hope to not give up the world around them or their dreams and then there's the 'Gotham's lights in the darkness' theme of being a Batkid.Idk i'm just spitting

🧇🌑Stephanie dresses revealing,Cass wears layers,both for sensory reasons.Ends of the autism spectrum perfection

🧇🌑Cass has teeth,dead flowers and bones collections and has made Stephanie hair charms with them and Stephanie was flusteredly flattered and gladly accepted them

🧇🌑They live together on Animal Crossing like they do irl /lh.They're both total pros at it and not competitive at all as true gamers and it helps them calm down post-meltdowns and Cass' favorite villager is Coco and Stephanie's Cookie and they once did a couples halloween costume of Tom Nook and Isabelle and they've stolen AC merch all the time

🧇🌑They both love them funky shaped ice cubes and ceramics so they learned how to make them at home.They also frequently do the eyeliner tears makeup style but Cass is classic jet black and Stephanie's are safe glitter purple and/or pink

🧇🌑They're the 'matching nails with masc gf' tweet and reclaimed Jack x Sally as an 'literally us' ship from cishet couples and for them it's actually accurate(The Nightmare Before Christmas is also the first movie Stephanie showed Cass)

🧇🌑Stephanie is 6'3 and Cass is 5'5.Cass carries Stephanie all the time to make her feel femninine and Stephanie tells Cass how masculine she is because of how attractive she finds it.Cass is the object of Stephanie's flirtation instigation more often than not.Cass is the dom and Stephanie is the sub.Diversity wins!!!

🧇🌑Cass is into painting so their house has finished pieces hung in every room and she does that thing of doodling on your clothes so she extended it to Stephanie with permission

🧇🌑Stephanie owns yellow laced doc martens(anti-racist),purple star-shaped goggles and a patched up pinstacked beanie and Cass owns black silver buckled demonias,a black 'please be patient i have autism' hat and a necklace made up of items from her collection

🧇🌑They're both huge Mcr fans and even have Killjoysonas they ship together.Stephanie also stans Sensheea and Cass is a Mitski understander and they induldge in Lo-Fi Chiptunes

🧇🌑Also if i may.Stephanie kins Mike Milligram

🧇🌑Saying 'Saranghae' is a trademark of their's

🧇🌑Yes,they've made out with blood in their mouths.Bat therian Cass + Stephanie matches her freak

🧇🌑Stephanie does the black girl grabbing your boobs to show off your nails thing and Cass knows it's not a flirting tactic but it makes her flushed emoji each time she catches it anyway

🧇🌑Their Pokemon and Rwby ship names are Roseghostieshipping and Moonshine and Sunsparkle

🧇🌑^They're both Pokefans and are experts and have tons of Pokegaming experience!!All emulators and secondhands ofc

🧇🌑Cass says Stephanie tastes like strawberry milk and nobody knows if she's joking or serious,not even Stephanie

🧇🌑Incense is of usage in the Brown-Cain household because blasian mama and asian lesbian dad

🧇🌑They have a whole litter of kids when they've settled down enough to financially raise them with everything they need and also are The Batman and Batwoman of Tommorow.The Brown-Cain kids' names are Sunny,Hunter,Kai Li,Naomi and CJ aka Crystal Junior

[l3m0nflavoredst1mz]

i saw u love making lemon demon stimboardz and i wanted 2 ask if i could get one based on The Ocean!!!! ur choice on stimz :3

The Ocean Stimboard

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[fretbored34]

The crossover we deserve

[youkaiyume-art]

By popular demand, some spicy Goliath x Elisa Mermay action.

I'm sure she will complain about all the sand in all the places later.

Full, uncensored view is exclusively on Patreon!

More Gargoyles Mermaids are here: https://youkaiyume.tumblr.com/post/174319355408/for-mermay-gargoyles-but-as-mergoyles-with

[sea-owl]

I know you asked for mermay prompts. so what about how portia/violet, in your mermaid au, navigated their first night together (love making 🫣) with all the nervousness and stuff vs how it just happens naturally/casually since they've been married for a while now, if that makes sense.

Thank you for being so patient! This unfortunately became a lot shorter than what I originally intended, but i can't keep looking at this anymore. I swore I was gonna get this done in May. Well, that clearly didn't happen. Working six days a week is a bitch sometimes.

Something was wrong with Violet's wife. They had been married for just under a year now and every few months Portia would disappear for a few days. She never said where she went and Violet never pushed the mermaid, but she was curious. Violet also began to notice some patterns around these times, like her garden always seemed to be in bloom.

Violet crossed her legs, her grip tightening on the paper, and for extra measure she bit the inside of her cheek. Like clockwork. She really needs to go somewhere private and release this ache.

"Violet are you alright?"

Violet looked down at one of the canals that ran through her home. Penelope and Felicity rested on the edge. Their hair pearls shinning under the light while their hair was carefully placed to cover most of their breasts. Violet has gotten better about the casual nudity of the merpeople. She can act completely normal if Portia walks or swims around topless in their home. Portia and daughters have also tried to be a bit more covered when they learned that among humans, seeing one naked was usually reserved for intimate acts.

"Hello girls," Violet greeted them. "How may I help you?"

"Oh we're just dropping some stuff off for Mama," Penelope said holding up a bag of message shells.

"She hasn't been around much the last few days, but I can see if -"

"NO!"

Violet jumped a little at the very loud denial both Penelope and Felicity gave.

"Sorry Violet," Penelope apologized. "But we rather not -"

"More like never," Felicity added.

" - see our mother when she's like this."

Violet frowned. She understood that those of the sea rarely showed vulnerability, their home never gave them the mercy to, but to hide their mother away when she's just a little sick? Probably not even sick at this point if Violet's memory of Portia's disappearances are correct.

"Actually," Penelope said as she tilted her head. "I'm kinda surprised you aren't with her. Pheromones are usually stronger on humans, not to mention the affect they have on our voices."

Violet furrowed her brows. Pheromones? "Girls, I do not understand."

Both mermaids stiffen. They glanced at one another before looking back at Violet.

"Mama never told you about. . ." Penelope trailed off.

Violet only titled her head.

Felicity held up her hands. "Nope, I will not explain this when it's related to my mother." She dove back into the water.

Penelope scrambled to grab her sister. "Don't you dare leave me to explain this!"

Felicity's smooth tail slipped from Penelope's grasp and swam off. Penelope yelled something at her sister's retreating tail in the ocean's tougne that Violet was pretty sure if it was said in a language she understood she wouldn't approve.

"Penelope?" Violet asked.

Penelope let out a groan, her face red. "Mama isn't sick, she's in heat."

Violet's own face began to grow red. "Heat like she's . . ."

Penelope nodded. "Don't make me explain further, please."

"One last question?" Violet asked.

Penelope turned redder but nodded.

"You mentioned pheromones and that they're stronger on humans?"

"We release pheromones during heat to entice a mate. Some pods have no males but we are able to reproduce with humans. Humans aren't regularly around them so it affects them more."

Violet began to say something.

"Nope!" Penelope exclaimed before diving into the water.

Well. Guess Violet should go find her wife. She's the reason for the ache between Violet's legs she should be the one to fix it.

[fractiouslemonofficial]

BIG.

HONKIN’.

BONKIN’.

STONKERS.

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[ashy-grey-salt-shark]

Finally back from vacation!

Vee: Lemon shark

Lucy: Goldfish

[billie-the-sleepyhead]

Just had the mental image of mermaid AU! Wesker, very sleep deprived, accidentally turning back to his aquatic form while trying to shower and Chris finding a very grumpy Lemon Shark merman starring up at him from inside the empty bathtub when he went to see if Wesker was alright, having heard him fall. (And of Chris kindly closing the shower and filling the tub with cool water so Wesker can sleep without having to struggle with turning back into a ‘human’.)

Lemon shark:

[edwinas]

Post-canon Lemon [part II/?]

a continuation of this post

Dedicated to @books-are-my-life-stuff and inspired by your gifset!

After high school, Mash goes to patisserie school, Lemon goes to uni for a degree in care of magical creatures, Dot & Finn & Lance become divine visionary apprentices and are on the fast track to join the bureau of magic.

Lemon is admitted into a world-renowned university with top notch research, facilities and faculty.

To stay in touch, the gang tries to meet up weekly to do fun activities (aquarium, farmer's marker, game arcade etc), the way they did back at Easton Academy.

Lemon misses many of them because she's on overseas trips to study rare creatures. So the gang tries to tag along as often as they can <33

Lemon is still Mash's self-proclaimed wife but she has mellowed down a lot, no longer pouring all her energy and time into loving Mash, instead focusing more on herself and excelling at her studies.

Lemon knows she got this far thanks to the help and support of others: Headmaster Wahlberg, Easton teachers, her friends especially Mash. She never forgot her roots and is always volunteering at Easton as a mentor and teaching assistant. She's super popular with students and even has a fanclub!

She's such a good teacher that in her final year of uni, Wahlberg offers her a teaching position at Easton. Lemon declines, wanting to gain experience on the field first and help difficult creatures.

Mash and Lemon develop and easy friendship. underneath all the crazy, she's a sweet thoughtful girl with high emotional intelligence, often the first to pick up when something's up.

Mash often tests out new recipes and designs with her and Lemon provides honest feedback on what works and what doesn't.

They often share comfortable silences, Lemon absorbed in her studies and sneaking glances at Mash baking. Mash catches himself looking back, flustering Lemon which makes her punch him.

Mash has never had an affinity with written exams (as seen in ep 24) but is better at prepping for them now yet Lemon sees how stressed he really was. Being a patissier has been his dream forever so the stakes are high.

Lemon takes him to see the animals at her university to relax, a bit like how students have play sessions with puppies. Except Mash sees some disturbing creatures but pretends to be fine.

Mash falls asleep mid-way through an explanation on owls' diet, resting his head on Lemon's shoulder. She quietly takes out her sketchbook to draw him. Lemon's a great artist and has drawn many Mash(es?) in high school, including the ones on Mash merchandise (that Mash and Finn found disturbing in the epilogue). But there were also drawings she hasn't shown anyone, that are soft and vulnerable, that show unbridled longing and love.

Lemon assumed Mash fell asleep because he was tired and bored but he actually found her voice soothing and comforting, like home. no one has had that effect on him.

[rocksandrobots]

Mermay Week Day 1: Tirapai Island

My Honey Lemon mermaid design was created by using this mermaid doll dress up game

And then using a screen grab of Tirapai Island for the background as that's today's theme. So if anyone and everyone wants to participate in mermaid week, but is feeling a little short on time. I recommend checking out a dress up game like the one above or similar.

Also come and join us on the discord if you haven't already.

[catbox730]

Kai and their partners Coral (the whale shark) and Dylan (the nurse Shark)

[punkeropercyjackson]

I don't think all these simp writers are going all out like they should because well i always see them talking about loving unhinged as fuck goths who have a mean surface with hidden softness and goofy balls of sunshine that're actually huge badasses and have secret trauma and being horny over them but they never talk about Steph and Cass from Batman despite like 65% of the fan content being x Readers so if you're a self-proclaimed slut then listen to the voice of god and make good on your word.Fuck Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Cain