#lemonberry

[beatricebidelaire]

"who would often torment his children by reciting it"

[cellclothism]

everyday i wake up and think about them

[akigummie]

I'll have to upload some of my ao3 fics here... (by some, i literally meant only two)...i'm in fic drought until i graduate sniffles

(here's a little snippet...it's very short, i cant write long stuff im too much of a yapper for that. i think i got a little possessed here, i may need to omit some stuff i just remember myself pressing post and the damage has been done)

[sanjiceo]

hi ! i answered these questions about lemonberry :3 hope whoever reads the whole thing has a lovely week 💌🍀

♥️ - his kindness !! absolutely unmatched in every way: he’s proven his selflessness in many aspects throughout the entire one piece storyline. he’s the type of person you would never want to lose, love everything about him though :3

🐍 - considering we’re both pirates on sea constantly, i don’t think owning a pet would be our biggest priority unfortunately :( but we’re both definitely animal lovers ! in a modern au we would own a few kittens and a big dog together :P

🕷️ - oh we’re both deadly terrified of insects. sanji would not get near them, under any circumstances, so i would have to step in, (although i wouldn’t technically have to deal with it head on, since my body is mechanical and i can just use that to my advantage) and i don’t think we’re letting them out of the house, rather just killing them…

⭐️ - we both think astrology is fun and find it interesting, but we don’t take it too seriously! and of course samelo is compatible, we r inseperable 🩷

🌹 - i know sanji’s canon assigned flower is a delphinium, but i can’t help but associate him with the edelweiss flower. it represents freedom and purity, which in a way represents how he cut ties from judge, and managed to stay true to himself all throughout his childhood, following the same path onto his adulthood.

🌲 - we sneak away on every new island to different places and just to get away for a bit, bring crew mates of the future pirate king can get draining ;; so we take every chance we get to get a breath of fresh air before the next big adventure. on the ship our favorite place to hang out together would be the aquarium :’D

🐦‍⬛ - we’d be lovebirds because we’re glued to each other always <3

🌙 - we both love the night time :> staying up together when the ship gets quiet to enjoy each others presence, and to make most of all the time we get together. we end up falling asleep on each other anyways though

🍒 - of course we bake together ! although its usually sanji baking little treats for me because he loves keeping me spoiled ^3^ ~ we bake together too though of course ! our favorites include chocolate chip cookies ( they have to be soft ) and tiramisu !

🐸 - i associate him with ducks and puppies, they suit him :P

🐈‍⬛ - i’ve always been a cat lover, so they’re my favorite. but dogs are lovely too ( looks at sanji )

⚜️ - we’re always on the go since we’re constantly traveling with the straw hats on the ship ! there’ll soon be nowhere we haven’t gone together >_o

🎀 - i love when he wears his many tinted glasses… a very cute accessory for him :3 clothes wise, he’s gorgeous in anything but i’ve especially enjoyed his maroon suit… the gloves really tie in the whole look :P

🥬 - probably something weird like dipping fries into ice-cream, he’d think i’m crazy but still steal bites from my plate lol

🖤 - not a time where he hasn’t complimented an outfit i wore, so its hard to pinpoint a specific one ! i’d say he likes when i switch it up and wear dresses alot since i don’t typically go for that :3c

🐤 - farmer melo and housewife sanji ? :9 idk if it’s something we’d be interested in but it sounds like a fun idea 😭

🎈 - the biggest surprise ever and only the best for him ! i’d get all the straw hats in on it too of course, get him many gifts and make treats, preferably while he’s distracted on an island getting groceries or something >_o

🌱- neither of us are gardeners so not sure if we would get up to that in the op world, but maybe we’d help nami with her tangerines every now and then :3

♣️ - i don’t think we would get up to playing card games if its just the two of us, but maybe we would with all of the crew !

🐠 - sanji’s a pro swimmer and he’s infatuated with the ocean, gets very excited whenever he talks about it. and i love the ocean because i associate it with sanji 🌊 he loves many sea creatures, but my favorite would be turtles ;P they’re too cute

🖍️ - hell yeah omg we do competitive swimming if we find a pool or even a body of water at any island we go to we will absolutely find a way to race eachother, nami and usopp often times joining us ! i do many silly crafty things so he’ll often watch me or give a try at it as well, but his crafts often end up looking funny ( in an endearing way )

🍵 - i’m a big fan of all three ! sanji is more of a tea lover. every morning he’ll get up a few minutes earlier than me to make me whatever i’m craving that day, he’ll wake me up softly just to ask. :>

✒️ - we live together, so there would technically be no point in writing letters for each other, but we’re both losers in love so when the day is special ( like an anniversary or a birthday ) we’ll write up something full of love for eachother 💌

💛 - probably blue or black since he wore those colors alot when we first met !

💄 - he gets up first of course, showers and cleans up, then goes to the kitchen to make everyone breakfast and whatnot. after he’s done preparing, he’ll come back to our room to silently wake me up by peppering me with soft kisses, number one reason why i never wake up in a bad mood. after i’m done with my shower, we both get dressed together for the day. he’ll also do my hair for me while i do my makeup in the mirror, ( he’s really good at this ? weirdo ) it takes a while since i have a lot of hair. he’ll style it depending on whether i wanted something specific, or i’ll just let him get creative 🌻

☘️ - not that we can think of :’)

🎧 - he’s not big on modern music so the most he’ll do is play a few classical tunes in the kitchen while he’s cooking. but i’m a big music girl so ever since we’ve been together he’ll hear some of the songs i make / listen to and play them while he’s cooking or getting ready in the morning

🌼 - whenever i see flowers i pick one out for him and place it in his hair / his hand :3 he’s made a collection out of them without me knowing, i thought he’d just lose it the next day but he’s kept them all in his closet :’c

🍎 - neither of us are picky ! but cucumbers gross me out on the occasion, so i’ll take those out and put them on his plate while giving him a side eye. he laughs it off and eats it for me because he knows i don’t like wasting food either :3

📗 - we both journal ! we don’t have things we hide from each other, while i write forms of songs and poetry, he’ll write short paragraphs about how his week went. we both use it as a way to relax and detach. we would never invade each other’s privacy or anything like that, so we don’t really bother asking to read each others journals unless we show it to each other willingly :)

☀️ - summer is lovely ! we get to go to the beach more often and take breaks from pirating for a bit. its a nice getaway from the stress & we love to use that time to bond with the straw hats and catch up on things we don’t get to talk about while on adventure :’)

thanks if you made it all the way here ! i just filled this out for myself because i’m extremely sanjipilled #❤️‍🩹🕒

f/ovember ask game ~

♥️ - what's your absolute most favorite thing about s/i, if you had to narrow it down to one thing.

🐍 - if you two could own any pet, which pet would you own? is there any mythological pets or pets that are illegal to own where you live that you would like?

🕷️ - are either of you afraid of insects? who kills the spiders when one of you is scared? otherwise, who lets them out of the house?

⭐ - do either of you believe in zodiac signs? do you think your and s/is are compatible?

🌹 - what flower do you associate with s/i? if they were a field of flowers, what flowers would they be?

🌲 - do you have a favorite place to go with s/i? why Is it your favorite?

🐦‍⬛ - if you and s/i were birds, what kind of birds do you think you would be?

🌙 - do you like the nighttime? would you consider yourself a night owl? how about s/i?

🍒 - do you bake? do you and s/i bake together? do you have a go-to treat to make?

🐸 - ignoring s/is favorite animal, whats an animal that you associate with them?

🐈‍⬛ - do you prefer cats or dogs? is there any reason why?

⚜️ - have you and s/i ever traveled together before? is there anywhere you would like to take s/i?

🎀 - do you have a favorite outfit that s/i wears? what does it look like? do you ever help them pick out outfits?

🥬 - what's a meal, snack, or drink you introduced to s/i that they like? whats one that they introduced to you?

🖤 - has s/i ever told you a specific style of clothing that would look nice on you? what kind?

🐤 - would you and s/i ever live on a farm? what animals would you have? if you already do, what animals do you have currently?

🎈 - how do you like to celebrate s/i's birthday?

🌱 - do you like gardening? if so, what do you plant? and if you don't garden, whats something you would like to plant?

♣️ - do you ever play card games with s/i? do you have a favorite?

🐠 - do you like the ocean? do you have a favorite sea creature?

🖍️ - do you have a fun/silly pastime you like to engage in with s/i? what is it?

🍵 - do you ever make s/i tea or coffee? what kind? if you don't make them tea or coffee, is there something else you make for them? like hot chocolate?

✒️ - do you write s/i letters? or does s/i write you letters? both?

💛 - if you didnt know s/i, what would you guess their favorite color is?

💄 - what does a morning with you and s/i look like? do you have a routine, anything you two do together to get ready?

☘️ - do you have any superstitions? and quirks you do to follow those superstitions? (i.e, ringing bells before you leave the house to ask the spirits to watch over your home, knocking on wood to bring good luck, not opening umbrellas indoors, things like that.)

🎧 - is there any music that s/i listens to that youve started to like?

🌼 - do you give s/i flowers? how often do you give them flowers? what kind?

🍎 - is s/i picky? are you picky? if you go out to eat with s/i, is there any food you or they put on the others plate that you wont eat? (giving someone the pickles off of their burger, croutons off of their salad)

📗 - do you journal? what do you journal about? does s/i journal? have they ever let you read what they write?

🕸️ - do you like horror movies? does s/i like them? do you watch them together?

☀️ - how do you feel about the summertime?

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[moldygreenblue]

Photograph

(Day seven prompt for Woevember, aka, Free Space Day, event created by @asouefanworkevent)

The places that he, Beatrice, and Bertrand used to go together are gone. Some still stand, but many are different now; be it a new business in its place, a change in decor, or just missing an element that makes it complete. Like the laughter. Like Beatrice reciting her favorite soliloquies. Or Bertrand singing his favorite showtunes. Or Lemony himself, snapping the moment on his camera, to keep it around forever. Lemony takes one more glace of the photograph. He didn’t take it, but it’s a photo he treasures. For Lemony knows Beatrice and Bertrand are never coming back anymore.

Or, an ASOUE Movie moodboard and drabble on why Lemony keeps a photograph of [what I assume is] Beatrice and Bertrand.

(Song to Listen To: Photograph by Ringo Starr, co-written with George Harrison)

[apollos-boyfriend]

q! Bad and q! Phil's pull game is IMMACULATE. fucking dual-protagonist harem anime everyone wants a piece. There's like three committed relationships and then there's Bad and Phil and their string of broken hearts.

ITS SO FUNNY. neither of them want this. phil is Not here to do gay roleplay he just wants to settle down with his kids and bad IS here to do gay roleplay but only if skeppy is around. they're both way too committed to the bit yet everyone desires them carnally

[witherydithery]

[v-sansings]

Happy Birthday Joel G!

I decided to make an actual traditional drawing again for Joel G's birthday. ENA has helped me substantially in handling a lot of my anxiety, negative autistic traits, derealization, and depression. What can I say? The goober can cook.

I lost access to digital art indefinitely until we can afford getting some new tech. I hope to be back to digital(imo my better medium) soon, but there are no guarantees ig. Praying the few people who do follow me didn't forget I exist as well. But that's just anxiety for ya.

Anyway. I hope y'all like the art of the two ENAs!

[peppermintstarsonamintyway]

Lemonberry has been finished!

Look at that pretty birdy! Ngl I think I’m slowly improving on my cookie drawing methods! Which is a yippee for me!

[whoslaurapalmer]

so. why do you think lemony was accused of setting fires that olaf was actually responsible for. is it olaf accusing him. the fire-starters. vfd itself

[the-nonsense-is-mine]

He looks down into his own slowly-melting root beer float. He’s painfully aware of what this is - the corner table in the hotel lobby, the drinks from the diner down the street, the earrings Beatrice is wearing and the jazz music in her car - it’s a perfect imitation of her dates with Lemony. Beatrice knows it. Bertrand knows it. He had been thinking about it a lot, in the days since Beatrice had approached him. 

He had thought about it when she suggested the plan, when he had gotten dressed that morning, when he had sat down in her passenger seat and politely ignored her red eyes. He had specifically avoided the proper clothes Lemony preferred, settling instead on a short-sleeved shirt and lighter colors, but the socks he’s wearing are an old birthday gift from Lemony. Beatrice’s earrings are too, and it’s both odd and comforting to imagine Lemony haunting this date, sitting between them with his own root beer float in hand. 

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A dynamic that is rapidly taking up space in my head

[beatricebidelaire]

modern AU where bertrand and lemony host a poetry podcast together. their tastes overlap but are not exactly the same so sometimes there are some friendly debates and arguments. occasionally borderlining on flirtations but not everyone realize it’s flirtation. first person to realize it is flirting beatrice. they invite guests on sometimes. dewey is a regular guest but he’s always introduced as “mr denouement” and his first name is never mentioned. they both call him “mr denouement” when on the podcast. bertrand’s last name is never mentioned.

one they they invite beatrice, and olaf tagged along. heated conversations over edgar guest ensues.

[fakeoldmanfucker]

Me after reading ATWQ and hearing Violet remind Klaus that their mother told them to "Do the scary thing first and get scared afterwards":😲

[monsterhunting]

i’ve just learned that some people ship lemony snicket/beatrice baudelaire/bertrand baudelaire of a series of unfortunate events fame and well…… say no more. because like. tfw most would expect you to feel discomfort and maybe resentment toward the children that the love of your life had with another man but you feel nothing but affection for them because they’re the children of the two people you loved most in the world and now those people are dead and their children are all thats left of them so you dedicate your life to telling their story…….

[strawberrylemonz]

Book three of my UncleInnit series has finally arrived to Ao3! Those of you who have read the original trilogy may know that I never finished the third book before taking it down. Don't worry, this one will finally have an ending! Until then, here's the first two chapters!

[fantasy-fields-labratory]

Hello! I was wondering if you had any Lemonberrys free? I'd like one please, if that's okay!

- @himesbitties

Yes! We have quite a few free! Let me tell you about one :]

The one we'll be sending you home with today is pretty independent and prefers just being in the same room as their owner instead of like, loafing in their lap, though if you tell them they can they will happily cuddle! They are easily distracted and have a bit of wobbly bitty syndrome! So they're like a lil wobbly cat! They don’t need a lot of help eating as long as they can lay down to eat and can at least walk in a 'straight line'(if that straight like was a few feet wide lmao), they're on the slower side due to it but can run if they want! And don’t mind knocking into stuff- their zoomies tend to be in a big circle than anything but it doesn’t stop them from having them! They cant really jump well so don’t need a lot of uper spaces like other cat like bitties may, they have no morphs and are yellow with light blue stripes! Kinda like a funky colored tabby cat! They currently go by Leroy, but also answer to wobbles(due to the staff trying to call all the wobbly bitties at once for food or other reasons lol)

Aand we're sending you home with a care kit! There will be a bit more than usual due to the fact they have wobbly bitty syndrome,

15 blankets(5 cooling, 5 heated, 5 normal) 3 lick mats(for stuff to do lol and treats! Can also be used for meals so they don’t choke!) 2 slow feeders(do make sure they don’t choke) 6 cat toys 4 soft pet beds 4 hides(also technically pet beds but they can crawl in!) 3 appropriately sized halters(for walks! They're wobbly so it's easier to give them a bit of help with walking with a proper halter and holding up a bit on the halter with a leash when they need extra help! And to make sure they don’t get lost-) 2 leashes(to go with the halters) 2 heat lamps(technically he doesn’t need it but he loves warm things and being under them will let out more scent lol) 20 pillows and 20 larger cushions(soft things to plop down around things he'd get on top of lol) 5 soft ramps(to help him get up to places since jumping is not his strong suit- half the time he ends up jumping backwards-)

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Notes: mini sized

They have a more mild case of wobbly bitty syndrome, you need to be careful with him around stairs and anything he can fall off of honestly, but they can handle being by themselves for the most part!