#lemonberry

[beatricebidelaire]

"who would often torment his children by reciting it"

[cellclothism]

everyday i wake up and think about them

[akigummie]

I'll have to upload some of my ao3 fics here... (by some, i literally meant only two)...i'm in fic drought until i graduate sniffles

(here's a little snippet...it's very short, i cant write long stuff im too much of a yapper for that. i think i got a little possessed here, i may need to omit some stuff i just remember myself pressing post and the damage has been done)

[sanjiceo]

hi ! i answered these questions about lemonberry :3 hope whoever reads the whole thing has a lovely week 💌🍀

♥️ - his kindness !! absolutely unmatched in every way: he’s proven his selflessness in many aspects throughout the entire one piece storyline. he’s the type of person you would never want to lose, love everything about him though :3

🐍 - considering we’re both pirates on sea constantly, i don’t think owning a pet would be our biggest priority unfortunately :( but we’re both definitely animal lovers ! in a modern au we would own a few kittens and a big dog together :P

🕷️ - oh we’re both deadly terrified of insects. sanji would not get near them, under any circumstances, so i would have to step in, (although i wouldn’t technically have to deal with it head on, since my body is mechanical and i can just use that to my advantage) and i don’t think we’re letting them out of the house, rather just killing them…

⭐️ - we both think astrology is fun and find it interesting, but we don’t take it too seriously! and of course samelo is compatible, we r inseperable 🩷

🌹 - i know sanji’s canon assigned flower is a delphinium, but i can’t help but associate him with the edelweiss flower. it represents freedom and purity, which in a way represents how he cut ties from judge, and managed to stay true to himself all throughout his childhood, following the same path onto his adulthood.

🌲 - we sneak away on every new island to different places and just to get away for a bit, bring crew mates of the future pirate king can get draining ;; so we take every chance we get to get a breath of fresh air before the next big adventure. on the ship our favorite place to hang out together would be the aquarium :’D

🐦‍⬛ - we’d be lovebirds because we’re glued to each other always <3

🌙 - we both love the night time :> staying up together when the ship gets quiet to enjoy each others presence, and to make most of all the time we get together. we end up falling asleep on each other anyways though

🍒 - of course we bake together ! although its usually sanji baking little treats for me because he loves keeping me spoiled ^3^ ~ we bake together too though of course ! our favorites include chocolate chip cookies ( they have to be soft ) and tiramisu !

🐸 - i associate him with ducks and puppies, they suit him :P

🐈‍⬛ - i’ve always been a cat lover, so they’re my favorite. but dogs are lovely too ( looks at sanji )

⚜️ - we’re always on the go since we’re constantly traveling with the straw hats on the ship ! there’ll soon be nowhere we haven’t gone together >_o

🎀 - i love when he wears his many tinted glasses… a very cute accessory for him :3 clothes wise, he’s gorgeous in anything but i’ve especially enjoyed his maroon suit… the gloves really tie in the whole look :P

🥬 - probably something weird like dipping fries into ice-cream, he’d think i’m crazy but still steal bites from my plate lol

🖤 - not a time where he hasn’t complimented an outfit i wore, so its hard to pinpoint a specific one ! i’d say he likes when i switch it up and wear dresses alot since i don’t typically go for that :3c

🐤 - farmer melo and housewife sanji ? :9 idk if it’s something we’d be interested in but it sounds like a fun idea 😭

🎈 - the biggest surprise ever and only the best for him ! i’d get all the straw hats in on it too of course, get him many gifts and make treats, preferably while he’s distracted on an island getting groceries or something >_o

🌱- neither of us are gardeners so not sure if we would get up to that in the op world, but maybe we’d help nami with her tangerines every now and then :3

♣️ - i don’t think we would get up to playing card games if its just the two of us, but maybe we would with all of the crew !

🐠 - sanji’s a pro swimmer and he’s infatuated with the ocean, gets very excited whenever he talks about it. and i love the ocean because i associate it with sanji 🌊 he loves many sea creatures, but my favorite would be turtles ;P they’re too cute

🖍️ - hell yeah omg we do competitive swimming if we find a pool or even a body of water at any island we go to we will absolutely find a way to race eachother, nami and usopp often times joining us ! i do many silly crafty things so he’ll often watch me or give a try at it as well, but his crafts often end up looking funny ( in an endearing way )

🍵 - i’m a big fan of all three ! sanji is more of a tea lover. every morning he’ll get up a few minutes earlier than me to make me whatever i’m craving that day, he’ll wake me up softly just to ask. :>

✒️ - we live together, so there would technically be no point in writing letters for each other, but we’re both losers in love so when the day is special ( like an anniversary or a birthday ) we’ll write up something full of love for eachother 💌

💛 - probably blue or black since he wore those colors alot when we first met !

💄 - he gets up first of course, showers and cleans up, then goes to the kitchen to make everyone breakfast and whatnot. after he’s done preparing, he’ll come back to our room to silently wake me up by peppering me with soft kisses, number one reason why i never wake up in a bad mood. after i’m done with my shower, we both get dressed together for the day. he’ll also do my hair for me while i do my makeup in the mirror, ( he’s really good at this ? weirdo ) it takes a while since i have a lot of hair. he’ll style it depending on whether i wanted something specific, or i’ll just let him get creative 🌻

☘️ - not that we can think of :’)

🎧 - he’s not big on modern music so the most he’ll do is play a few classical tunes in the kitchen while he’s cooking. but i’m a big music girl so ever since we’ve been together he’ll hear some of the songs i make / listen to and play them while he’s cooking or getting ready in the morning

🌼 - whenever i see flowers i pick one out for him and place it in his hair / his hand :3 he’s made a collection out of them without me knowing, i thought he’d just lose it the next day but he’s kept them all in his closet :’c

🍎 - neither of us are picky ! but cucumbers gross me out on the occasion, so i’ll take those out and put them on his plate while giving him a side eye. he laughs it off and eats it for me because he knows i don’t like wasting food either :3

📗 - we both journal ! we don’t have things we hide from each other, while i write forms of songs and poetry, he’ll write short paragraphs about how his week went. we both use it as a way to relax and detach. we would never invade each other’s privacy or anything like that, so we don’t really bother asking to read each others journals unless we show it to each other willingly :)

☀️ - summer is lovely ! we get to go to the beach more often and take breaks from pirating for a bit. its a nice getaway from the stress & we love to use that time to bond with the straw hats and catch up on things we don’t get to talk about while on adventure :’)

thanks if you made it all the way here ! i just filled this out for myself because i’m extremely sanjipilled #❤️‍🩹🕒

f/ovember ask game ~

♥️ - what's your absolute most favorite thing about s/i, if you had to narrow it down to one thing.

🐍 - if you two could own any pet, which pet would you own? is there any mythological pets or pets that are illegal to own where you live that you would like?

🕷️ - are either of you afraid of insects? who kills the spiders when one of you is scared? otherwise, who lets them out of the house?

⭐ - do either of you believe in zodiac signs? do you think your and s/is are compatible?

🌹 - what flower do you associate with s/i? if they were a field of flowers, what flowers would they be?

🌲 - do you have a favorite place to go with s/i? why Is it your favorite?

🐦‍⬛ - if you and s/i were birds, what kind of birds do you think you would be?

🌙 - do you like the nighttime? would you consider yourself a night owl? how about s/i?

🍒 - do you bake? do you and s/i bake together? do you have a go-to treat to make?

🐸 - ignoring s/is favorite animal, whats an animal that you associate with them?

🐈‍⬛ - do you prefer cats or dogs? is there any reason why?

⚜️ - have you and s/i ever traveled together before? is there anywhere you would like to take s/i?

🎀 - do you have a favorite outfit that s/i wears? what does it look like? do you ever help them pick out outfits?

🥬 - what's a meal, snack, or drink you introduced to s/i that they like? whats one that they introduced to you?

🖤 - has s/i ever told you a specific style of clothing that would look nice on you? what kind?

🐤 - would you and s/i ever live on a farm? what animals would you have? if you already do, what animals do you have currently?

🎈 - how do you like to celebrate s/i's birthday?

🌱 - do you like gardening? if so, what do you plant? and if you don't garden, whats something you would like to plant?

♣️ - do you ever play card games with s/i? do you have a favorite?

🐠 - do you like the ocean? do you have a favorite sea creature?

🖍️ - do you have a fun/silly pastime you like to engage in with s/i? what is it?

🍵 - do you ever make s/i tea or coffee? what kind? if you don't make them tea or coffee, is there something else you make for them? like hot chocolate?

✒️ - do you write s/i letters? or does s/i write you letters? both?

💛 - if you didnt know s/i, what would you guess their favorite color is?

💄 - what does a morning with you and s/i look like? do you have a routine, anything you two do together to get ready?

☘️ - do you have any superstitions? and quirks you do to follow those superstitions? (i.e, ringing bells before you leave the house to ask the spirits to watch over your home, knocking on wood to bring good luck, not opening umbrellas indoors, things like that.)

🎧 - is there any music that s/i listens to that youve started to like?

🌼 - do you give s/i flowers? how often do you give them flowers? what kind?

🍎 - is s/i picky? are you picky? if you go out to eat with s/i, is there any food you or they put on the others plate that you wont eat? (giving someone the pickles off of their burger, croutons off of their salad)

📗 - do you journal? what do you journal about? does s/i journal? have they ever let you read what they write?

🕸️ - do you like horror movies? does s/i like them? do you watch them together?

☀️ - how do you feel about the summertime?

feel free to use however you would like!!! please practice reblog karma and send an ask to someone if you reblog!!! I'm sure they would love some asks! feel free to send me some, as well, if you so choose.

[moldygreenblue]

Photograph

(Day seven prompt for Woevember, aka, Free Space Day, event created by @asouefanworkevent)

The places that he, Beatrice, and Bertrand used to go together are gone. Some still stand, but many are different now; be it a new business in its place, a change in decor, or just missing an element that makes it complete. Like the laughter. Like Beatrice reciting her favorite soliloquies. Or Bertrand singing his favorite showtunes. Or Lemony himself, snapping the moment on his camera, to keep it around forever. Lemony takes one more glace of the photograph. He didn’t take it, but it’s a photo he treasures. For Lemony knows Beatrice and Bertrand are never coming back anymore.

Or, an ASOUE Movie moodboard and drabble on why Lemony keeps a photograph of [what I assume is] Beatrice and Bertrand.

(Song to Listen To: Photograph by Ringo Starr, co-written with George Harrison)

[apollos-boyfriend]

q! Bad and q! Phil's pull game is IMMACULATE. fucking dual-protagonist harem anime everyone wants a piece. There's like three committed relationships and then there's Bad and Phil and their string of broken hearts.

ITS SO FUNNY. neither of them want this. phil is Not here to do gay roleplay he just wants to settle down with his kids and bad IS here to do gay roleplay but only if skeppy is around. they're both way too committed to the bit yet everyone desires them carnally

[witherydithery]

[v-sansings]

Happy Birthday Joel G!

I decided to make an actual traditional drawing again for Joel G's birthday. ENA has helped me substantially in handling a lot of my anxiety, negative autistic traits, derealization, and depression. What can I say? The goober can cook.

I lost access to digital art indefinitely until we can afford getting some new tech. I hope to be back to digital(imo my better medium) soon, but there are no guarantees ig. Praying the few people who do follow me didn't forget I exist as well. But that's just anxiety for ya.

Anyway. I hope y'all like the art of the two ENAs!

[peppermintstarsonamintyway]

Lemonberry has been finished!

Look at that pretty birdy! Ngl I think I’m slowly improving on my cookie drawing methods! Which is a yippee for me!

[whoslaurapalmer]

so. why do you think lemony was accused of setting fires that olaf was actually responsible for. is it olaf accusing him. the fire-starters. vfd itself

[the-nonsense-is-mine]

He looks down into his own slowly-melting root beer float. He’s painfully aware of what this is - the corner table in the hotel lobby, the drinks from the diner down the street, the earrings Beatrice is wearing and the jazz music in her car - it’s a perfect imitation of her dates with Lemony. Beatrice knows it. Bertrand knows it. He had been thinking about it a lot, in the days since Beatrice had approached him. 

He had thought about it when she suggested the plan, when he had gotten dressed that morning, when he had sat down in her passenger seat and politely ignored her red eyes. He had specifically avoided the proper clothes Lemony preferred, settling instead on a short-sleeved shirt and lighter colors, but the socks he’s wearing are an old birthday gift from Lemony. Beatrice’s earrings are too, and it’s both odd and comforting to imagine Lemony haunting this date, sitting between them with his own root beer float in hand. 

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A dynamic that is rapidly taking up space in my head

[beatricebidelaire]

bertrand/lemony is so.

["you didn't know me at 13" "i really wish i had"] [i don't really blame you for being dead but you can't have your sweater back] [i've given everyone i know / a good reason to go / i was surprised you stuck around / long enough to figure out]

[fakeoldmanfucker]

Me after reading ATWQ and hearing Violet remind Klaus that their mother told them to "Do the scary thing first and get scared afterwards":😲

[strawberrylemonz]

Book three of my UncleInnit series has finally arrived to Ao3! Those of you who have read the original trilogy may know that I never finished the third book before taking it down. Don't worry, this one will finally have an ending! Until then, here's the first two chapters!

[lyeekha]

For @littlestsnicket as a part of @asouefanworkevent !

[carnivorous-horses-lover]

For the ship bingo! (Sorry, I was in a hurry this morning and forgot 🤦‍♀️) Quincey Morris/Jack Seward, Beatrice Baudelaire/Bertrand Baudelaire/Lemony Snicket, and, since I remember you reblogged W.I.T.C.H. fanart recently and I'm reading the comics now, Irma Lair/Cornelia Hale?

Thank youuu ;))))) Apologies if the pictures are are a bit sloppy, I was editing them on my phone. This turned out longer than I expected, so I put them all under read more!

Quincey Morris/Jack Seward

I like them! I really do. Though, I will admit that I'm more insane interested with every side of suitor's trio that has Arthur in it - mostly because I feel like he's a bit underappreciated!

All three suitors are so tender with each other, and the way Jack immediately brightens when he sees Quincey while having the worst day of a no good very bad pretty terrible week is saying so much! Another thing about them: I feel like from outside perspective it might be surprising that this is not a friend of a friend situation? An amieble aristocrat being friends with wealthy American and a pretty well-off doctor is not too surprising, but two people with (seemingly) completely different interests and personalities!.. Except they like each other! A lot! They think the other one is delightful all around! And have common hobbies of being adventurous and ride-or-die for people they care about. Them being paired together for the last roadtrip is even more sad - they might've met on the roadtrip too!

It was probably comforting, to have the person you trust and love travelling with you again, especially because of how high the stakes were this time! But with your dear friend you both settle into familiar routine, and it makes you breathe easier.

And then it ends.

The another guy (s) is the rest of their friend group, including Lucy and the unnamed post-canon wives. Except Van Helsing, the proud father figure!

Lemonberry Ice~

OT3!! Throuples of any kind and formation are my weakness, my Achilles heel. So is angst. And Lemonberry ice caught me, hook, line and sinker! I love, love when a person who seems to be only in love with one of the couple has actually fallen for both! I love when the couple is also smitten with said person. I love when said person has to fake their death/pretend to be dead. I love it when it happens so many times they no longer have any hope of knowing whether it was truth this time. I love when they get married, all three of them, with the small group of trusted friends as guests, only for one to go on the lam. When they have never been together, but cannot help but wish, wish, wish. When B. and B. share their wedding night with a person they cannot keep for more than that.

When L. tries to look after their children, is always few steps behind or ahead, but never in time. When their children do not know what 'Lemony' means. When they might've been told, but the distressed chronically late narrator has no way of knowing and even less desire to think of this possibility and what it could mean.

When L. and B. had the same chaperone. When B. and L. have the same flair for dramatics. When B.'s eldest daughter might have the eyes of a family that shares a taxi, and not his own. When their youngest once thought about pushing one wicked man in the right direction. When their middle child loves knowing the right word definitions.

Also movie!L having big awkwardly cut photograph of B. and B.

Do you ever think if Baudelaire household had too many teacups? Had an odd number of silverware? If Beatrice and Bertrand were strangely attached to certain little things that neither of them really used? If their children never put too much thought into it, but also started treating these things with more care than others?

Would B. and B. keep L.'s favourite mug? His old shoe that somehow found its way in the attic? Was there a third chair near the too-big a fireplace where usually there are two?

And of course. How did Lemony learn of the fire? Was this day no different from all other days, until he picked up a newspaper to read? How was it - to learn such devastating personal news through a newspaper? To feel how the world starts to rearrange itself into something more bleak and sinister, with the desperate hope for this to turn out to be another scheme still dwindling down.

They make me a little cray-cray =))

Irma Lair/Cornelia Hale

I see your vision! To tell the truth, this ask made me reread the beginning of the comics - I forgot how good they were! It also made me realise that both Irma and Cornelia realised what they could do first - and that Cornelia was the most skeptical and suspicious about their newfound powers (very Susan Pevensie of her! She might've survived in Madoka Magica!). And how their reactions to suddenly having magical powers were something like this:

Irma: Oh this is so nice! ☺️ I can have a little fun in the bathroom with water! (And maybe cheat on the tests too?)

Cornelia: No one knows how good I already am with my power! Just one wish was enough for my room to be clean again!! I can't wait to see what else can I do!!

This made me think that Cornelia could make a wonderful mad scientist!

I like their banter, the way Irma is more easygoing and more likely to crack a joke and Cornelia more witty and strategic, but also very caring.

The other guy is mostly there because I remember enjoying the dynamics between Cornelia and at least one of her boyfriends from later chapters, so!

Also the way these two often share a smirk is adorable! I like that they don't often see eye to eye too - it makes them all the more interesting!