#lemon-jay

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

have you done a rainbow pride flag moodboard? they’re very pretty!

I have now! Leave it to me to complete it on the last day of June, ha.

Ta-da! The progress flag as a fish moodboard! :} Here's also just the rainbow:

I don't think you need a fish blog to tell you that it's been real rough for many LGBTQ+ people this year. But we will persist. You will persist. It will be okay one day. Victories are made every now and then, and you need to remember that it won't be horrible or dystopian forever, even if news everywhere make it seem so.

Anyway, do not let bad thoughts dwell on your mind any longer. Enjoy the rest of the day! Happy birthday gay people, from your one and only asexual fish friend <3

[owlnsfwsstuff]

Judd birch NSFW head cannons

(Mostly if not all kink talk)

. Judd definitely is very kinky hes into alotta stuff for example knife play, bondage, somnaphilia and cnc

. Judd likes to stalk you and after he told you you fucked hard telling him you thaught it was sexy how he's so primal

.when it became halloween and you decided to watch horror movies judd had alot of movie memorabilia so when he put on the ghost mask from scream it did somthing to you that night you went 6 rounds seeing judd fuck you with the mask you let him choke you and threatening your life made your body so hot he loved watching you squirm

.when you told judd you where horny for his voice and hands he made dam sure to finger you hard while saying things like "dumb slut~" and "whos my filthy whore~" while he fingers you with his sexy slender vainy hands till you finish and he suck it off his fingers and smirk at you

. Judds favourite pass time activity is getting high with you and fucking one time his brother walked in and judd through his pocket knife that smacked the door near nicks head and he ran as judd chuckled "where were we~"

.Judd likes pet play he even got you a butt plug that looked like a raccoon tail calls you his "dirty fuck pet" and is heavy on training with very good pets get to suck his length or get spanked and orgasam denial

.hes into marking bites, Hickeys or even cuts anything that's why you have a small J carved into your hip

.surprisingly hes really good at aftercare showers washing you and gives you good blanket and pillows he gets you food or drink on request and you cuddle watching movies

[jays-supersonic-dynamo]

amnesia was her name. she had beautiful eyes.

[lemonmaggot]

I’m working on a drawing of the team so I needed to compare their heights so now I’m going to talk about my headcanons and my reasons why :3

P.I.X.A.L.: 6 ft 2 in / 188 cm

I debated having her be the same height as Zane, as I think that would make the most sense as her original body and Zane’s new body were built using Borg’s equipment. I also think Borg would need a lot of room in order to create a highly intelligent robot that functions as a human would, therefore would need to build bigger. A lot of those robots that can walk around and self balance irl tend to be pretty big. Pixal used to be the same height as titanium Zane, but when she rebuilt herself she made herself slightly taller than him (on purpose, as they met when he was shorter than her, so it felt right).

Zane: 6 ft 1 in / 185 cm

He used to be about the same height as Jay in Season 1 but then the others started growing and he became the shortest briefly in season 3. This is because Dr. Julien built Zane to be his child, so he gave Zane a young appearance. But when he built his titanium body he wanted to have something more mature looking, so that he could look like the older teen he was getting to be and could then pass as an adult once he was older. He purposely made himself just a little bit taller than Cole just to mess with him (and he wanted to be the tallest).

Cole: 6 ft / 183 cm

Cole is just very big to me. Friendly giant vibes, y’know? Like big teddy bear. That’s all I have to say for him. He’s just genetically lucky. Plus I feel like it’s typical for the Masters of Earth to all be tall. They are tall like mountains. Plus controlling the earth requires lots of energy and strength, so they have to be bigger.

Nya: 5 ft 9 in / 175 cm

She’s taller than Kai but you can’t tell at first as they’re similar heights. She was supposed to be shorter but due to Kai becoming a ninja at a young age, he stunted his growth. Nya was older than Kai was when she became a ninja, so she had more time to grow.

Kai: 5 ft 8 in / 173 cm

Genetically speaking, he was supposed to be much taller. But ninja training is rough on the body. I think of it as similar to when kids are in gymnastics as kid, the amount of exercise/impact of the sport on their body often stunts growth. Plus I think Kai would always make sure Nya ate first when they were kids, so his nutrition wasn’t always the best. Nya doesn’t know about this and he will take this secret to his grave. Not even their caretakers or babysitters knew. Kai started styling his hair up so that he would look taller than Nya. He’s kind of jealous that his little sister is taller than him. He would totally wear inserts in his shoes to give himself a little bit more height.

Jay: 5 ft 6 in / 168 cm

Libber gives me very short vibes, and Gordon gives average height vibes, but Jay takes more after his bio mom than his bio dad. (It’s like Gordon’s genes didn’t even try. You could never tell that Jay is biologically related to him just by looking at them.) So he’s shorter than average but his bio dad was good for something and gave him some height. Jay used to be insecure about his height and it took him the second longest on the team to reach his full height (Lloyd took the longest). Him taking so long to grow is why Cyrus Borg said that Jay “looked shorter.” It’s because everyone else grew but him, making him look shorter than he previously had. But due to his stature, he finds it easy to wiggle through tight spaces and move quickly, so now he sees his height as a perk since it helps him.

Lloyd: 5 ft 4 in / 163 cm

As I mentioned with Kai, the impact of being a ninja at such a young age paused Lloyd’s growth, although it affected Lloyd more since he was a child, the others were at least teens (even if they were young teens). Then the tomorrow’s tea incident happened. In combination with the tea and the trauma Lloyd underwent, his body seemed to freeze (Extreme trauma/stress can delay puberty in teens). Lloyd was under so much stress that his body wouldn’t start puberty and therefore didn’t grow. In the year between S7 and S8 he was finally able to relax enough that his body resumed normal functions (hence his voice deepening and as Kai says “Sounds like our little ninja is growing up!”). Though his growth would have paused again due to the surge in training/stress during the Oni Triology. Finally he would’ve been able to grow a touch more in the year post-Seabound as he gave up all training. People who are in sports at young ages (again using gymnastics as my example) tend to see a sudden growth spurt once they quit. However, at this point Lloyd is getting too old to grow much and his height is permanently stunted. Similarly to Jay, this makes him faster and harder to hit in battle. Most restraints are designed for people bigger than him, so he can free himself from traps easier. Also makes it easier to sneak around and hide. (He also likes to wear the hand-me-down clothes from the others and finds comfort in wearing stuff that was once theirs, so being short and not growing means he never has to outgrow their clothes.) (I might go into why he finds it comforting in another post, if anyone wants to hear) (or I’ll post it anyway because I love ranting about Ninjago)

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jaebeom and his🍋

[ionlylikemycat]

sam and jay should have a little baggie of coke stashed away to shove in someone’s pocket next time there’s a death on the property, so hetty can get her hands on some ghost cocaine and finally be happy enough to get sucked off

[creepypastalemonbloglol]

Jay x Alex Jaylex

Teehee, what if when Jay forgot his flashlight things went a little different XD. (Pretty much I'm horny and thinking about Marble Hornets and Jaylex. DUBCON, face fucking, hair pulling, derogatory, fucking with a flashlight, no lube, light blood, slapping, ruined orgasm, filming.

Mature audiences only, but I sadly cannot control what you do.

Jay panted as he hid in the closet. Alex went into his bedroom. Jay rushed out and tried to quietly get out the house but then Alex's voice piped up. "Hey Jay, you forgot your flashlight!" Alex said.

Jay turned, panicking. Alex glared at Jay and Jay panted.

"A-Alex, I-" Jay yelped when Alex stormed over and hit him across the face with the flashlight.

Alex shoved Jay and glared at Jay. Jay whimpered. "Alex, please, I'm sorry!" Jay yelped.

Alex growled swinging the flashlight again, blood trailed down Jay's cheek as he shook below Alex. Alex stared down and smiled. Jay stared up, shaking.

"A-Alex, don't hurt me, I'll do anything!" Jay begged.

Alex tilted his head silently. "Anything?" Alex asked.

Jay nodded frantically. Alex smiled and jerked Jay onto his knees by his hair, making him yelp. Alex stared down at Jay who stared up at him, camera in hand, shaking. Alex took the camera and pointed it down at Jay's face, tears in his eyes.

"Undo my jeans." Alex snapped.

Alex smiled at the fear on Jay's face. "Th-This isn't what I meant!" Jay yelped.

Alex slapped Jay and Jay whimpered. "Don't test me, Jay." Alex growled.

Jay swallowed nervously and looked away. Alex growled and slammed the camera into Jay's hands, throwing the flashlight to the floor, starting to undo his jeans. Jay tried to escape but Alex jerked him over by his hair. Jay whined and stared as Alex pulled his jeans down a bit. Jay stared at his boxers; he isn't fully hard yet. Jay looked up and Alex looked down expectantly. Jay whined and looked away. Alex tugged his hair again. "Come on, don't act like you haven't thought about it, I've seen how you looked at me when I got angry." Alex snapped.

Jay whined and started to lick Alex's dick through his jeans. Alex grunted and tugged softly on Jay's hair. Jay continued to lick, rubbing softly.

"See, how many times have you touched yourself to the idea of doing this?" Alex growled.

He grinded his foot into Jay's hand on the floor. Jay grunted and Alex pulled on his hair roughly, chuckling when Jay whined in protest. Alex chuckled when Jay started to tear up, sniffing. He's embarrassed, he's touched himself more times than he would like to count at the idea of Alex doing stuff like this to him. "What's wrong? You brave enough to break into my house and go through my shit, but not brave enough to suck some cock?" Alex laughed.

Jay looked down and Alex jerked his hair violently. "Look at me when I punish you." Alex growled.

Alex pulled his cock out his briefs and Jay stared nervously, four inches hard, jeez. Jay reached out and started to stroke Alex. Alex groaned, staring at Jay over his glasses. Jay sped up his hand and Alex smiled. "Good boy, see, I knew you liked it." Alex chuckled.

Jay blushed. Alex laughed as Jay nervously stuck out his tongue and started to lick his cock. Alex groaned, closing his eyes. Jay flattened his tongue and took Alex's cock in his mouth, relishing in the feeling, he's so happy he's filming right now. It then hit him he's filming. He handed the camera to Alex and Alex took it, pointing it down at Jay who used both his hands now, gagging around Alex. He relaxed, breathing through his nose before taking the rest in, only gagging a little as finally his air flow got cut off. He groaned and Alex smiled down, getting the camera closer. He moved Jay messy hair out his face, pushing it behind his hair before grabbing it all and jerking Jay's head back, pushing it back down. Jay gagged and groaned around Alex, tears in the corners of his eyes. Alex laughed, a big smile on his face.

"How would you feel if I uploaded this on MySpace or something?" Alex asked.

Jay just groaned and Alex laughed. "Aw, don't zone out now, I still wanna have fun." Alex said.

Jay started to bob his head and Alex thrusted into his mouth. He slowly started to speed up while Jay tried to stay slow. Alex finally got done with Jay's soft movements and went back to controlling his head, jerking his head back and forth roughly. Jay choked and gagged, trying to pull away for air but Alex just held his head still and slammed into his throat. Jay tried to push away desperately, making Alex laugh.

"Keep fighting, no one will find your body." Alex growled.

Jay's eyes got big but quickly they shut back close as he just dug his nails into Alex's thighs. Alex knelt over a bit, groaning softly.

"God damn, Jay, shit." Alex groaned, jerking on Jay's hair violently.

He then slammed down Jay's throat, holding himself there as he came. Jay fought for air, but Alex just kept himself there until Jay started to get limp, eyes rolling back. Alex pulled out and when Jay didn't snap back quickly Alex slapped him, making him gasp for air. He shook there, staring up at Jay. "Next time, if you pass out, I will leave you in the woods for that faceless freak." Alex growled.

Jay stared, shaking, cum on the corner of his mouth. He smiled and let his eyes relax, he licked the cum from his mouth and Alex growled. Tease. He slapped Jay again, throwing him to the floor by his hair. Alex smiled at the flashlight on the floor and grabbed it. Jay looked back and he tried to escape but Alex jerked him over after setting the camera down, pointed at them. "Be good." Alex growled in Jay's ear.

He pulled Jay's jeans and boxers down, flicking Jay's painfully hard cock, smiling. "Man, you do like it." Alex laughed.

Jay watched as Alex spit on the flashlight and started to approach Jay. Jay pushed away as Alex pulled him closer. When Alex finally stopped him from pushing away, he wouldn't stop squirming. Finally, Alex just growled and shoved it in violently. Jay screamed, tears running down his cheeks. Alex didn't even let Jay adjust before using it to fuck Jay, soaking up Jay's distress. "Alex, please, it fucking hurts!" Jay begged.

Alex looked down, he had torn him, he smiled widely, and Jay squirmed, pushing Alex away. Alex growled and finally pulled away, taking the flashlight out. Jay cried softly while Alex rolled his eyes. He rolled Jay over, has him pull his ass into the air, and shoved it back it, grinding Jay's face into the floor. Jay sniffled up until the pain started to subside. He sighed and whined softly, blushing. Alex smiled, proud of himself. Soon Jay was moving his hips with Alex's pace. Alex grabbed the camera and got close to the flashlight moving in and out.

"A-Alex, fuck!" Jay whined.

Alex set the camera down, pointed them before going to stroke Jay. Jay arched his back, yelping when he did this, the flashlight grinding into Jay's prostate, tears welled into Jay's eyes again.

"Will you ever break into my house again?" Alex growled in Jay's ear.

Jay shook his head and Alex nodded. "Good boy." Alex chuckled.

Jay yelped when Alex sped up violently, spitting every now and then on the flashlight and Jay's entrance to act as a lube. Jay yelped when Alex jerked his head back by his hair, shaking him. "Aw, look at my little boy, say, what happens to little gays who piss me off." Alex growled.

"U-U-U-Uhhhh." Jay answered, drooling.

Alex laughed and watched as Jay started to shake, smiling widely.

"I-I'm going to fucking cum!" Jay yelped.

Alex smirked widely, speeding up. Jay yelped, legs giving out, but Alex caught him, holding him up. Jay could feel his orgasm, so, so close, his face started to get hot, and his guts tightened up tighter and tighter. Jay started to moan louder as Alex sped up his hand on his cock. Jay was just a couple more thrusts with the flashlight away when Alex pulled it out letting go of Jay's cock. Jay whimpered, shocked by the random loss of sensation. He started to cry, begging Alex to finish it. Alex just walked off to take a shower. "Get out of my house Jay, and take your flashlight with you, freak." Alex grumbled.

Alex looked back at Jay who was shaking and crying, precum trailing down his twitching cock. Alex smiled and went to the shower. Jay followed desperately and Alex looked back as he walked into the bathroom. He slammed the door shut.

"Do not jerk in my house, freak." Alex snapped.

Jay whimpered. Alex smiled and got in the shower, leaning against the shower wall, stroking his cock, hoping to cum a second time. He heard the front door close and he smile.

Jay walked down the street, cheeks and lips red, tears running down his cheeks and staining them with streaks, his hair was all messed up and he moved stiffly, his boner clear. He went to the hotel to desperately jerk off to the video of him and Alex.

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Sex with bf!Jay

I tried writing smth else for jay and I just couldn't stop thinking abt this☠️

✿Smut and fluff✿

🌷Contains swearing as well🌷

Plot: All the things jay loves about you during sex, and jay being down bad for reader ♥︎

Jay loved seeing your gorgeous little face scrunch up with pleasure as he fucked you, while you layed flat on your back. He loved giving his sweet baby little praises on how well she's taking his cock, "your taking my dick so well, angel". He loved how your boobs bounced when you'd ride him, he loved the way you'd whine about how you were tired and wanted him to fuck you , he loved your cute little gasp when he suddenly thrust up into you. He loved making sweet love to you while he mumbled "I love yous" in between kisses. You were so perfect. Everything about you was perfect, your body, your personality. Jay was so down bad for you and he knew it, but he didn't give a flying fuck, cuz why should he when he has someone as perfect as you in his life. 🥹

[dozydawn]

Kenneth Jay Lane Rhinestone Choker, 1980s

[grievous-posting]

I'm cooking (Something bad)

[feline-evil]

Dethvanity is really funny to me conceptually as an episode because you can see how little they had to make the characters insecure about for the bit. They swing for obvious lowblow choices with Pickle' baldness and Nathan's weight and even those require some suspension of disbelief because ok. Sure. Nathan '(said extremely proudly) never skipped a meal in my life!' Explosion is insecure about being a big man now. Nathan *guy who everyone thinks is smoking hot 99% of the time* Explosion is a tiny bit larger than usual and is insecure about it now. Lol. Lmao even.

But anyway then we hit Skwisgaar and Toki and there's like NOTHING to swing for, you can see them going uhhh ok Skwis doesn't sleep he probably drinks a lot of coffee, and Toki? Shit, what does Toki have to be insecure about with his looks. He's perfect, he's adorable, he's ripped. Um. FUCK IT, HE'S DOING NOTHING BUT EATING LEMONS. WE GOT NOTHING, WE GOT NOTHING, JUST GIVE THE BOY CITRUS FRUITS.

WOE 🍋 BE UPON YE

I'm sure i could make some smarter points about the attempts at applying vanity in this ep and how outside of this and a few other moments i do actually like that the show rarely takes pot shots at things like Nathan's weight, but you see Nathan has shirtless scenes in this one and so my intelligence is impeded when all the blood rushes out of my head and into my-

[thedreadvampy]

tonight I tattooed some lemons (Sam did some of the fineline ones)

[jays-supersonic-dynamo]

UTILITIES AND MORTGAGE ARE ALL THAT WILL SURVIVE!

[lemonmaggot]

I just realized… Jaya is the blueprint for bisexual girl and her fluffy hair golden retriever bf

[ionlylikemycat]

if sass is dating a girl in jay’s dreams, isn’t he just dating jay??

omggg sass and jay should go on dream dates and he can take sass to all the places he’s been and show him the city and take him to every pizza place jay can remember

[oceanusborealis]

Runt - Movie Review

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