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chrissdollie · 11 months ago
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Dad Bakugo x mom reader - I need more children in my life 😭✋🏾
def calls his kid "squirt" and "buddy"
in mY universe, he has a boy and a girl bc he needs the best of both worlds
CALLS YOU "MA" GOODNIGHT
we all know he wakes up really early, earlier than you even, so he's the one to check on the babies/kids every morning to see if they're ok :)
definitely keeps schedules of you and your kids days like exams, report cards, if they're going to a friend's house, etc
yk how most kids tend to be like "ewwww" whenever their parents kiss?? not ur kids nono. first of all, your son is the quieter one. not that he's not talkative, he just has a little bit of a hard time expressing himself. anyhow, his sister is very loud. but either way, they both think its sweet. your daughter even said something like "i hope my husband kisses me like that" once (when she was an older kid tho lol)
your son goes to talk to you a lot. he adores you so so much. but one day when he wanted to hang out with you, you weren't home. you were busy running errands while katsuki was at home watching tv. your son started crying and katsuki was like wtf?? eventually, your son grew accustomed to speaking to katsuki. as he got older, he actually talked to him more than you.
teaches your son how to be a man :,) katsuki knew he was bitchy in his younger years and he didn't want either of his kids to be like him. he taught them both manners and how to properly have a conversation.
little pitter patter of their feet ran into your guys' shared bedroom on christmas morning and began jumping your bed. katsuki groaned and rubbed his eyes aggressively. "it's christmas, mommy!" your little boy shouted. "wake up daddy!!" your daughter shouted in his ear. "alright alright you rugrats"
at your daughter's kindergarten graduation (idk if everyone had this but i did lmao), katsuki was tearing up and although he tried to hide it, he had to remain the strong one while comforting you while you bawled your eyes out.
p.s your daughter is the oldest
when she brought home her first boyfriend... ooo chile
i see a lot of people writing how katsuki would act up but tbh in his older years, i think he'd be a lot more mature. he'd greet the dude politely and treat him like he would any of her friends
btw lemme just say: your daughter is a mommy AND daddy's girl. she loves u both insanely
honestly while eating dinner with the boyfriend or something, katsuki would be very blunt and not pay too much mind to him LMAOO he'd be like "'tis is great, doll" as if you don't cook dinner every week and it's only when your daughter brings up how he wants to work at katsuki's angency, where he perks up
"oh shit, no kiddin'?" and you smack his arm lightly.
well this changes everything! he practically gave the kid his blessing. "welcome to the family son"
your son doesn't really care about them together, he just doesn't wanna see his big sis get hurt. lets say that your son is 15 and your daughter is 17. "so, bf/n. have you fucked her?"
you almost spit out your drink like a cartoon. your daughter is shook, katsuki's rage from UA is all coming back to him, and the boyf is scared for his life
you, katsuki, and your daughter have a little talk after dinner
"use condoms" kats stated. "i- WH- nono you can have sex next year." you corrected but ur daughter is like huh?? "wha why next year?" you scoff. "because you'll be a legal adult thats why." "no offense, momma, but that's really dumb. when did you and dad start having sex?" she folded her arms. katsuki shrugged. "like i said, use condoms."
you and your daughter gossip like crazy alr?? ur like the gilmore girls except you're married and didn't get pregnant at 16 (almost)
and this is nothing new to katsuki, he's heard u guys gossip trillions of times. but when he found out you guys talked abouy HIM TOO??
he busts into the room. your daughter squeals and runs behind you. "hi honeyy-" he shushes you, "you guys talkin' shit 'bout me?" "nope" you guys say in unison. "there's this other guy, uh.."
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anisespice · 1 year ago
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tokyo revengers boys when their horny but their s/o is too busy to deal with their shit? (u can add bonten-)
aye aye, anon! 🫡 needy men are my favorite flavor 🤤 thank you so much for your patience, and requesting ♡♡♡
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pairing: tr x gn!reader
warnings: mature language, MDI. cursing, vague descriptions of sex, teasing, mild nipple-play, empty threats, crack!fic coded behavior, a tiny pinch of barely-there angst in mikey’s with a hint of misogyny, and i think that’s it :D feel free to lemme know if i missed anything!
notes: something about this request screamed sano to me, and maybe even throw sanzu in the mix for a little treat ( ˘ ³˘). also may have strayed a little from the original plot of the request, but the premise is fairly the same >:)) hope you enjoy !!
tagged: @fantasycantasy , @illegalspacecow
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“Get outta there.”
Though your tone sounded stern, your demeanor remained placid as you continued typing on your laptop, making no move to actually stop the hands from creeping inside your sweater. You were well aware of their destination, and it was anything but harmless. SHINICHIRO was latched onto you the moment he arrived at your place, excited to spend his day off alone with you, and away from the prying eyes of his siblings for once. Rarely did the two of you get alone time due to your conflicting schedules, savoring the moments you did get without outward distractions in the way.
Things were going great for the most part…until your boss decided to dump busywork into your email, last minute.
“…tell ‘em to go fuck himself, so you can focus on fucking me,” Shinichiro grumbled into your shoulder, calloused hands feeling up your chest with slow, deliberate touches. You chortled, masking the small moan that nearly slipped out when he gently grazed your nipples.
“Good idea, Shin. But wait, oh shoot, fucking you won’t exactly pay my bills, now will it? So, knock it off.”
“Who says it won’t? I’ll pay your bills for the next month, hell, the next six months, if it means you’ll let me just stick it in, baby, please..”
You hissed through your teeth at the small pinch he gave your sensitive nubs, dick damn-near throbbing against your lower back as he rutted against you. Should’ve known sitting on his lap while you worked would backfire, poor thing’s so wound up, you felt a little bad. It’d been nearly three weeks since you and Shinichiro had even a second to breathe the same air, let alone touch each other.
You weren’t immune, craving a taste of him just as much, there’s nothing you wanted more than to succumb to his persuasion. But, having been on bad terms with your tyrant boss one too many times, you couldn’t afford to procrastinate.
“Shini,” you spoke, breathless as he suckled on your neck, growing more bold with his touch, “a-as much as I’d love for you to do that for me… you don’t exactly have the funds to make such an offer.”
He huffed, nipping playfully at your pulse. “I’ll get another job. Good? Good, problem solved, can you take your clothes off now?”
“Tempting…but no. Appreciate the sentiment, though.”
Shinichiro whined in the crook of your neck. His hands slowed to a stop inside your sweater, slipping down to rest on your tummy instead. It sent a tiny shiver up your spine, but was ignored all the same as you attempted to resume typing, seeming to have put a damper on his resolve. Or, so you thought.
Not even a minute passed when you felt his fingers searching for something else to play with. Something that has been calling his name since he waltzed through your front door. “Shin…”
Your warning fell upon deaf ears. Shinichiro merely shrugged, feigning innocence while his hands breached the waistband of your sleep-shorts, stopping right at your pelvic bone. Leaning back in the chair, the ravenette spread his legs further apart, forcing yours to do the same, giving him even more access to your already accessible center. Despite his lanky stature, homie had grip—Try and close your legs all you want, you’ll pull a muscle before pulling out of it. Your heart was borderline going Macarena, focus jumbled up to the point there were more typos than words in the report you tried completing.
You huffed, though your tone sounded less stern compared to the first time. “Shinichiro. If you don’t let me finish my work…I’ll ban your dick from ever entering me or this house for a whole month.”
On any other given day, that empty threat would’ve done the trick, hands flying off you so fast you’d think he got electrocuted. But, this wasn’t any other given day. This was already a two-week long hiatus of his most favorite place to be, in between your legs, and the only thing keeping him from it was your lack of underwear beneath thin-cotten shorts. Threaten him if you must, but it won’t work.
You weren’t fooling anyone.
Playing hard to get could take you so far, but he knew you were mere moments from crumbling to your desires you tried so hard to suppress, no shot you’d last another day, let alone a month. He was determined, and you were being stubborn—An immovable object verses an unstoppable force. Eventually, someone had to give. And it wasn’t about to be you.
It went on like that for another few minutes, him feeling you up and you batting him away. It only worsened the second he went further in your shorts, teasing your sex until you soaked through the fabric. You could feel his smug grin against your shoulder, no doubt thinking he was winning this battle. However, Shinichiro wasn’t aware of your trump card, your Charizard, if you will.
It’s a dirty trick. But desperate times call for desperate measures.
By slamming your fists atop of the table, startling him right out of your shorts, you turned to look him dead in the face, and said, “Don’t make me call Mikey.”
The mechanic widely blinked. But, his shock was short lived as he fixed you a sarcastic look, bringing his slick-coated fingers up to the light and right into his mouth to be even more obnoxious. After pulling them out with a wet pop!, Shinichiro called your bluff.
“You wouldn’t.”
“And would. Emma’s probably dying to catch up with me anyway, since I haven’t been around as much lately. And we both know Mikey would come just to spite you.”
As you continued to hold his stare, not backing down or giving any indication that you were joking, the sardonicism began to melt off his demeanor, and soon realization took its place. Shortly after that, betrayal. How could you be so cruel? He was already competing with an inanimate object, he’ll be damned if his siblings get added to the list. Taking a moment to weight his options, or lack there of, his face soon resembled a kicked puppy with his bottom lip stuck out and everything; you could’ve sworn his eyes started to water. “t’s not fair…been waiting all damn day…”
“I know, baby. But I need you to hang on for just a little longer f’me, okay? And once I’m done, then I’m all yours.” You cooed, placing a small peck on his nose as an olive branch. It seemed to do the trick, his frown softening as he pointed at his lips, puckering them. You snorted, but happily obliged, even placing a few more across his face until you got a smile. Shinichiro soaked up whatever he could as he leaned into you for more.
When it seemed he was satisfied, you turned back to continue working…only for the ravenette to try his luck one more time. “Can I get one here, too?”
You peered at him from over your shoulder—Give you one guess where he was pointing, wearing that all too pleased grin from before. You deadpanned.
“…I’m calling Mikey.”
“NoOO—”
“That’s considered sexual harassment, Mr. Sano.”
If he could time travel, MIKEY would beat the breaks off his past-self for ever encouraging you to fill the role of secretary at his work. At first, it seemed like a fantastic idea—Standing at his side, his pretty little assistant, wearing a tight uniform that left nothing to the imagination. He’d bend you over his desk and fuck you anytime he pleased, you’d call him Sir, and walk around the office filled to the brim with his cum until time to go home, then he’d fill you up all over again—The perfect work-life balance.
However, the gangster didn’t account for one teensy thing—You, actually taking the job seriously, and setting professional boundaries the moment you were hired on the staff. No matter if you’d be practically all over him in the car moments prior to clocking in, the second your kitten heels touched the marbled floors of the lobby…he wasn’t your lover anymore. He was your boss.
And he hated it.
“Sexual harass—You’re my s/o, [______].”
“Not within these walls, I’m not.” You continued reading one of the files left on your desk to review for tomorrow’s meeting, only for it soon to vanish right before your eyes. After a long blink, you held out an expectant hand to the stubborn blonde. “May I have that back, please?”
“No.”
“Mr. Sano-”
“If you address me formally one more time, I’ll take you right here in the middle of this hallway. Try me.” He hissed, holding the file out of reach.
You pursed your lips, fighting a grin. Seeing him get so worked up over not being able to get his dick wet was entertaining to say the least, but you were well aware he wasn’t kidding. Clearing your throat, you attempted to tread lightly as your expression morphed back to neutral.
“Alright. Mikey,” his eye twitched, but you continued, “would you be so kind as to let me finish reading the material for your meeting tomorrow? I would hate for anything to be amiss because I didn’t do a thorough review.”
“Tch. Where’s Kakucho? I distinctly remember assigning this task for him. Not you.”
You raised a brow. “You sent him on an impromptu errand to fill up the time he was spending ‘idling at my desk’. You remember that?”
Mikey averted his gaze. “…Don’t recall.”
“‘course you don’t,” you exhaled. “Mikey, with all due respect-”
“Not that name either.” He commanded, slapping the file back on the desk before placing his hands upon it to lean forward, towering over you. You couldn’t fight the grin this time, tilting your head up at him, amusement in your gaze.
“That’s your name, is it not?”
Mikey glared. “You know that isn’t the one I’d prefer you to use.”
With a shrug, you easily replied, “It’s what most of your employees call you. And last time I checked, that included me-” Mikey was quick to grab your chin, forcing you to look deep into his dark, deranged eyes. Man’s was definitely toeing line of his limit, and you were pushing it.
“And last time I checked, you aren’t like most employees. You’re my partner who’s working on my last nerve, and should really consider dropping this whole ‘professionalism’ act before I remind them why they were hired in the first place. And no, it wasn’t for your work ethic and attention to detail, or whatever bullshit Koko told you in the interview.”
Ouch.
Not to say you didn’t figure there were ulterior motives behind getting approved for the job, especially under the circumstances that you were heavily under-qualified to work in their type of environment. But, you tried your damnedest to keep up, do your part, and not be a burden on the team. For him to call it nonsense and boldly confirm such suspicions outloud? You think he realized his mistake the second your face reverted back to its neutral state. Wiggling out of his grip, you leaned back in the chair with your arms tightly crossed to your chest.
“That so? Well then, Michael, how ‘bout I remind you why a man shouldn’t mix his business with his pleasure. Things could turn ugly for him, maybe even end up losing both a loyal employee and a lover all in one day. Wouldn’t you agree?”
Out of all the names, that one made him cringe the most. A clear indicator of his grandiose fuck-up, one that if he didn’t fix immediately, he’d soon suffer the consequences. And your wrath.
“Wait, I didn’t mean it like that. It came out wrong-”
“Oh, I’m sure it didn’t. You’re a man who speaks his mind, after all.”
Mikey, though subtly, panicked. This wasn’t at all how he expected the conversation to go. But, it’s not his fault! It was his dick doing all the driving. With you working for Bonten, his long hours became yours, and by the time you both got home, sex became scarce due to your exhaustion. He was immune to the taxation of the job, while it was kicking your ass. And to top it off, he couldn’t even cop a feel of his own s/o, in his own damn building, because of ‘power imbalances’ between a boss and secretary that was ‘socially unacceptable’, according to you…as you work for the biggest crime syndicate in all of Japan.
Flawed reasoning aside, it drove him insane.
But, no thanks to his lust-clouded brashness, if Mikey thought getting some action at work was difficult, his chances at home just got a whole lot worse. He’d be lucky if you even slept in the same bed tonight.
“[_____],” he sighed, reaching over to grab your hand, though you moved it away at the last second. “You do a fantastic job here, angel. Exceeded all my expectations, actually-”
“Well, based on the merits of why you hired me in the first place, that doesn’t sound like much.” At that point, you went back to reviewing the file he threw back on the desk, seeming disinterested. But, Mikey knew better.
He’d hurt your feelings. To be reduced to nothing but eye candy for him, when you were busting your ass off like everyone else, it stung. It was playful at first, but now the blonde had crossed a line. With determination, Mikey removed the file from your sight once more, rounding the desk before crouching down so he could level with you this time.
You allowed him to take your hands in his, still indifferent. Mikey spoke with a tenderness only reserved for you, one that never failed to melt any cold front you built to wane his efforts.
“I was being childish. I shouldn’t have diminished your role like that, and I apologize for making you feel like your work isn’t appreciated. I’m glad to have you as my loyal employee. Even if a visit in my office from my lover from time to time wouldn’t be too bad, either…”
His words trailed off, along with his gaze as he reminisced. You chortled, shaking your head. Mikey looked back at you, ghost of a grin on his face. “I’ll back off. Promise.”
You raised a brow, skeptical. “You mean it?”
“Mmhm. Under one condition.”
You groaned, “Mikey-”
“Manjiro.”
“Oh, is that the condition?” He lightly pinched you for the snark, resting his head on your lap. But, before you could reprimand him for his inappropriate position, your words catch in your throat.
His stare was intense as they gazed up at you with hidden hunger, the tenderness still swimming in the inky pools, but not as present compared to moments ago. Mikey licked his lips, nuzzling against your plush thigh.
“Work less hours. Don’t want you to run yourself ragged trynna keep up with the rest of us. We’ve been doing this line of work a lot longer than you have, baby. No need to overcompensate. I’m already proud of you.”
Steadily did those words make your heart melt, until your were practically mush once they’ve set in. To hear his pride in you almost made you kick your feet, for that was all you really wanted at the end of the day—Acknowledgment. Validation. Praise. And working less hours would definitely benefit in more ways than one, more so on your mental health. You won’t lie and say this new job hasn’t been a challenge, all the talk about blood, death and drugs, one could only handle so much.
“Thank you..Manjiro.” He lit up at the sound of his name spilling sweetly from your lips. “I greatly appreciate you saying that. But, what’s the catch?”
He hummed, hands releasing yours to caress your calves all the way back up to your hips. Mikey didn’t pull nor tug, more so just holding you in place as he continued to watch you like a hawk. Eventually he shook his head, tresses fluttering with him as they curtained the sides of his face.
“No catch. Work your hours, I’ll leave you be…But once those hours are up, you better be sitting pretty on my desk with your reports in one hand and your underwear in the other, waiting for me to choose between my business and my pleasure. Deal?”
“Pout all you want, I’m not sitting on your face.”
When you informed your darling SANZU that your Saturdays were strictly for housework, he honestly thought you were joking—What idiot in their twenties would spend the weekend doing that?
Evidently his idiot, that’s who.
Imagine his surprise when he showed up, unannounced, ready to have you on every piece of furniture, only to be threatened with a feather duster the second he went to grab your ass. “Paws off. I already changed the sheets on my bed, cleaned the bathroom, the kitchen, and mopped the floors, so unless you’re here to help dust or wipe windows, keep it in your pants, Haruchiyo.”
Needless to say, he wasn’t the happiest houseguest.
After the long work week he’s had, Sanzu was looking forward to locking the two of you in the back all weekend, going at it like rabbits with no other purpose but keep the neighbors up—Pretty much until the room stank. But, thanks to this cleaning ritual of yours, that wasn’t about to happen anytime soon. Especially not with the various scented candles you were burning to hide the potent smell of bleach and pine-sol. God, he was getting such a headache from overstimulation…and not the good kind.
“This is such bullshit,” he groaned into the couch, where you banished him after he tried to bend you over the washing machine while you were loading another basket of dirty clothes. “Why’d you even invite me over if we weren’t gonna do anything…”
You paused from folding, side-eyeing him. “I didn’t invite you.”
“You said you were staying in all day. That’s practically code for: I’m bored, come dick me down.”
Your laugh had snuck up on you, racking through your entire body to the point you had curled forward. The leap he took to draw such a conclusion nearly gave you whiplash as you attempted to regain composure. “Maybe for freaky-fucks like you, but the rest of us usually mean it as something mundane. Like, oh I dunno, doing chores.”
“On a Saturday?? What ‘re ya, 80??”
You shrugged, placing another item onto its respective pile. “You don’t have to stay, y’know. If you have something better to do, then by all means, don’t let me keep you.”
Sanzu abruptly sat up from his position, the clothes you had laid on his back flopping onto the floor, instantly losing their folded shape. You shot him an annoyed glance, but figured some of the blame was yours for using his skittish-ass for a table. The pinkette wore a pitiful look, wide cerulean eyes piercing right through you as he gave a defiant punch to the couch cushion, “Was ‘posed to be doing you! And you are keeping me from doing that!”
With a huff, you set aside the pile you were currently working through to gather up the clothes that he so rudely let fall to the floor. “Unfortunate. Now lay back down, and be a good table. Since you wanted to be chair so fucking badly.”
“Piss off.”
He absolutely laid back down.
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wettvagina · 11 months ago
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F MY BABY DADDY!
desc: eren, the father of your daughter, and your cock-blocking baby daddy, pays you a visit after he heard what you said about him on your instagram live a.n: shoutout to my DECEASED bd eren edot yeager, gone too soon , miss u everyday bae ://
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TURNT UP TO THE MAX, I'M THE TRENDIN' TOPIC!
You looked at yourself in your pink vanity mirror, sitting on the pink, fuzzy-cushioned stool behind your vanity table, you smacked your lips after applying some pink, sparkly lipgloss, setting up your phone against the mirror, swiping on Instagram aimlessly as you awaited a message from your friend.
Seeing her name pop up on your notifications, you quickly tapped it, replying to her 'im gonna be there in 20' message with a thumbs up emoji. You sighed as you swiped on Instagram, tapping on the 'Go Live' icon, seeing your reflection on your phone screen.
You smiled slightly as you watched your views slowly increase, "Hey everybody." you greeted, you propped your phone on the mirror so everyone could see a better view of your outfit, you smiled and posed before coming closer to your phone screen to open the comments.
"Yes, I am going out." you chatted, "Just hoppin' on here for fun, I'm waiting on somebody." you smirked, "D'ya have a new man?" you read a comment, "Huh? No, that's why I'm goin' out." you snickered, "My dating life has been, so dry." you sighed to yourself, reading more comments.
"No, I swear, ever since- you know what, lemme stop." you playfully rolled your eyes as you skimmed through the comments, "You still with that guy." you read, the comment had originally wrote Eren, but you liked being petty so you chose not to say his name.
"No, I'm not with that guy, and I never was to begin with." you falsely clarified with a sigh, "I've been single." you smirked, "Y'know I see a lot of you in the comments, my dm's are open." you smiled to yourself, scrolling through the men thirsting for you in your comments.
"Okay, I'm gonna head out now. Probably gonna post later, bye y'all." you concluded, quickly ending the Instagram live, checking the time, only to find out that ten minutes had passed. You sighed to yourself, grabbing your purse and heels in your hand, you walked barefeet down the flight of stairs in your house, reaching near the enterance door, sitting on the floor as you strapped on your heels.
Once both of your heels were strapped on, you admired your fresh pedicure, you opened your phone once again to check the time, "Hm, might as well wait outside." you murmured to yourself, upon opening the door, you flinched and jumped back, almost screaming.
"What the- Oh!" you sighed, "Its you." you said as you looked up, seeing Eren standing with his hands in the pockets of his grey colored jeans, looking down at you with a serious face. "Damn, you scared me." you giggled, noticing his tense stare, "Can I help yo-", "Where are you going?" his deep voice questioned, "Out." you plainly state, Erens gaze looked up and down your body, smiling almost amusingly.
"Hm." he nods, "Where's my-" he begins, "Your daughter is at my friends house." you inform him, "Which friend, I need a name." he says immediately after, "Ymir." you state, rolling your eyes. "Just making sure." he clarifies, "Where else would she be?" you squint at him. "Well anyways, nice meeting ya'." you say as you attempt to walk past him.
"You're not going anywhere." you hear him say while his hand grips onto your wrist, "Boy, move!" you groan, Eren pulls you back inside your house, shutting the door behind him. "You must think that I don't care or something, but I watch your Instragram, I check your posts, your lives." he exclaimed, his grip loosening from your wrist.
"You're not single, so stop lying to people." he declares, "Are you out of your mind?" you ask him, a smirk tugging on your lips, "You're with me." he clarifies, sliding his feet out of his slides before entering the living room of your house.
"Eren, I broke up with you two weeks ago." you ranted, "Really? I don't recall." he beamed, throwing himself onto your sofa as he lazily sat on the cushion with his legs spread. "Why are you just standing there? Go change." he scoffed, "Bae, do you wanna watch a movie?" he asked while picking up the remote, "You got any snacks?" he went on.
You wanted to say you were amused, but you were used to this, you walked up to the coffee table in the middle of your living room, standing in front of Eren as he scrolled on Netflix using the remote, "Babe, you're blocking." you looked him dead in the eye as he spoke, you shook your head before sitting next to him on the couch, cursing at yourself mentally.
"You need help changing?" he asked, fingers tracing against the cloth that hugged your waist, his fingers traveled to the zipper at the back, slowly tugging on it, watching as the fabric become loose on you, "Hm, looks like you forgot to wear a bra." Eren smirks as your dress falls from your chest, "Good thing you're not going out anymore." he smiles, his face was close to yours, and you could smell the spearmint gum he was chewing on, paired with the scent of his cologne that had your panties dampening.
You quickly wrapped your arms around his neck, kissing him feverishly, you propped yourself onto his lap, your chest pressing onto his and you could feel your nipples hardening as it jammed onto his plain black compression shirt. You instantly felt his hand around your waist, grabbing on your ass as he pulled you closer to him, his other hand rubbed soothing circles onto your spine, causing you to moan into his mouth.
His hands slipped your dress off of you, and his lips instantly latched onto yours once again, after one long, suffocating kiss, he pulled away, kissing on your neck as he whispered, "You know I love you, right?"
Eren's strong arm held onto your back as he placed your head on the cushion, moving on top of you, he kissing down from your neck, to in between your breasts, all the way down your stomach, stopping at your navel. You watched as he slowly pulled your panties off, smiling before hovering over you to kiss you, as he kissed you, you felt him lining the tip of his cock to your wet entrance, "Shit." you cursed as you felt his tip prodding at your entrance, Eren stroked your clit with his thumb while his hand wrapped around his shaft, slowly pushing himself into you.
You moaned when you felt him completely inside of you, his hand cradled the side of your face, as his finger stroked your cheek, kissing the corners of your lips as he slowly moved in and out of you, he watched as your face contorted to match the pleasure you were feeling, eyebrows pointed upwards, eyes wide and your lips parted. He smiled slightly, biting his lower lip as he increased his pace, "Oh shittt." his words leaving his mouth slowly as he looked down at his dick leaving and re-entering your pussy.
"Fuck, baby. 'M gonna get you pregnant, again." he whined, hooking your leg over his shoulder, his thrusts stayed at a steady pace, and his gaze was on you at all times, watching the faces you were making as he stared into your eyes.
His head turned away from your face, to kiss on your calves as he continued to slowly fuck you, savouring the way your pussy wrapped around his length, "Fuck, Eren. I'm gonna come." you moaned, feeling a sudden tightness in your lower stomach, Eren felt your walls clamp down on his dick, causing his dick to tensen inside of you, "S-Shit, me too.." he groans, soon you came all over his cock, feeling the warmness of his come paint your walls as you both slowly panted.
"Fuck." you sighed, Eren panted before smirking, laughing lightly. "I'm gonna move in." he exclaims.
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fics-lovebot · 1 year ago
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seventeen fic recs
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· · ♡ · · tysm to the amazing creative minds of the writers for giving me sevaral moments of joy reading your creations
i´ll be constantly updating this list so make sure to check it out often for new recs ;)))
pls remember to reblog if you like any of my recs❤️
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dating svt (hyung line) - LOVE IT, joshua got me on a chokehold, and wonwoo PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE :( wherecanIgetoneofthose
dating svt (maknae line) - mingyu as a back hugger is so :(((((((((, I can totally see dino writing love letters to his s/o :(((
pick-up lines - non-idol! au, fluff, silly af, my favs are jeonghan, jun, wonwoo, woozi, mingyu, chwe and chan
you take your promise ring off during a fight - performance unit, vocal unit , hip-hop unit, angsty af, made me cry a little
reaction to the camera panning to them when their idol!s/o is on stage - idol!au, idol!reader, dsfkjsdfjh the jeonghan is my fav idk
kitten ears - pwp, smut, hybrid!reader in heat, LEMME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT THIS ONE RIGHT HERE, IT´S FILTH,,,,, and my fav one is hoshi´s LDJSLFJH read it whenever you feel like having a smut fest
hip hop unit
seungcheol
let me take care of you - drabble, fluff, hubby!cheol, pregnant reader, he is straight uP husband soon-to-be-daddy material, this was so CUTE,,,
caught in a trap - smut, seunkwan´s sister!reader, older brother´s bff!cheol, face riding, he makes you beg for it, “you’ve got me in your little trap, baby. what are you gonna do with me?” SLDKJSHDFKSJ whY is he like tHAT??
as your boyfriend - he gets offended if you don´t let him pay???? now THAT´S my kind of man
whatever you say - fluff, crack, text au, #simp, this is funny lmao
wonwoo
he angry fucks you bc he lost in a video game - blurb, smut, explicittt, the title??? I can see the vision. listen the way this just escalated INMEDIATLY I-, he is ANGRY FR FR in the hottest way, just read it ok pls
he´s rough and in love - smut, just pwp, i made up the name bc it is what it is, he´s already made you cum twice but he still looks at you with eyes full of the purest love while doing the nastiest things, puthy clenching dirty talking, you talk too much, y’know that?, he wanted to keeP GOINg like,,,,sir
the peephole - smut, perv!wonu, roomies au, he´s obsessed, "Speak up, slut. Or have I fucked you completely stupid already" UMMMM?????
scented candles - e.r, fluff, idk idk idk this was cute
couple things - slice of life, fluff, “is there… a reason you’re upside down, my love?” 
needle in the hay - idol au, angst, smut, break up au, idol!reader, 97-liner! reader, poor wonu, slow burn kinda, he´s hopeless and scared and nervous
lingering looks - fluff, idol romance u, POWER COUPLEEEEEEE, I love it, this could be us but he playin
marriage -married life au, dad!wonu, his daughter (a child) wants to marry uncle gyu so he goes on cardiac arrest bc there´s no mf way bUT at least it wasnt soonyoung
workplace crush - work au, co-worker!wonu, I CAN TOTALLY SEE HIM AS "THE IT DEPARTAMENT CRUSH"!!!!! I would have had to quit, it´s too much
cat and mouse - smut, kinda red flag!wonu, "Wonwoo thinks you’re the cutest person ever. And the part of you he finds the most cute? The fact that you actually think he’s going to let you avoid him forever." FLSDUKFJHSLDKJFH
arguments - smut, “You remember how I dealt with that little attitude of yours last time?”  he´s a cocky mf
wisdom tooth surgery - fluff, reader is out of it bc of anesthesia and she cant believeee mingyu´s hot rommie is her mans, it´s a nice read
bruised - angst, fluffy ending, break up au, tough guy wonu but he´s actually a cutie pie, he´s careless about his safety, I LOVE ITTT, the angst is gewd
what you need - smut, shy!reader, soft dom!wonwoo, praise kink, JEON MF WONWOO I- LSFHSKDJFHLSJDFLH this made me blush yall, the ending too sdfksdfkh
mingyu
birthday boy - fluff, f2l, the fLIRTING!!??, i honestly blushed, my eyes got watery and everythin, i HATE IT (not) bc why is he so dreamy every TIME??, also,,, the make out sesh?? MY GODDD, i swear I felt it. he. is. inloveeeeee
first kiss - fluff, established relationship, he IS going to kiss you or else,,,,the man is obsessed
he´s big - smut, size kink,"daddy's too big for you? s'okay, princess, you can do it. you can take it. you're my good girl." CALL THE MF POLICE RN!!!!1!!!!! iminlove
big buff gyu - smut, manhandling, dom!gyu, “look at me, let me see you cry, baby” STOOOOOPPPP sksdfnslflfwkf
beach boobs babes - smut, beach au, chubby reader, big boobs, he´s suffering sfjfjdhdjdh, HE´S COCKY,, literally, shit talker, titty fuckin, he likes thicc girlsssss
pup code - fluff, smut, crack, size kink kinda, mingyu has a fat crushhhh, lowkey himbo vibes, he gets so nervous lmao, jeonghan is a lil shit, somebody help mingyu omg, wonwoo is a victim!!!!!, “I’ve never done the Zoolander face in my life!” jefjrejufriuj
sleepy talk - fluff, married au, “Do you think I’m pretty?” “Sweetheart, we’re married.”
his girl - smut, angst, emotionally unavailable reader, whipped mingyu, “i’ll fuck you forever.. as long as you want. fuck you ‘til you never wanna leave again”
funfetti - bf!gyu, birthday au, so FLUFFY I WANNA CRYYYYYYYYYY love him sm :(
hybe romance - idol!gyu, idol!reader, fluff, love itttttttttttt, THOSE PICS OF MINGYU ON PART 2 LORDDDD, if I was an idol hanging out with the 97 squad i´d be a hOE, no questions asked, bunch of men i want to fucc sitting together would be the end of me
pussy drunk - smut, pussy whipped, "i'm legit gonna kill myself if we dont fuck again", HE NEED SOME MIL
creep - smut, halloween au, serial killer!gyu, ghost!gyu, jeonghan is always starting some shit I swear, this is DIFFERENTTT and the smut is so good yall PLEASE read it
first morning together - fluff, UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :((((((( ihateithere
warm on a cold night - fluff, college au, bsf to lovers, it´s cute
daddy - smut, lowkey fluff, dom!mingy, daddy kink, SIZE KINK are we even surprised atp?, innocent! reader
drunk giant - drunk!mingyu, bc why would he try to challenge cheol to a drinking game??, wonwoo is tired, and somebody get hoshi´s lips off of seokmin!
gym and thirst - smut, those pics of mingYU NAUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF SDKHWEYWRAWRRAWRAWR bc why tf would joshua do that for????? pls I love big men
mingyu´s cause of death - FLUFF, bf!gyu, this made me really want to cry myself to sleep from the beggining bc there´S NO WAAAAAAAAYYYYY :´´) so cute #simp #whipped
heater - fluff, gyu is cold,,,or is he not, “you’re literally taking all of my body heat, that’s why i’m cold,” “maybe if you didn’t insist on using my boobs as a pillow-,” “oh shut up,”
stain on the sink - fluff, e.r, slice of life, sex joke, you bleach his hair, is so domestic idkidk
cuffing season - smut, richbf!mingyu, he got a black card, good money, good job, loves spoiling you AND he´s wearing the wife beater - grey sweats combo??????? CUFF HIM UP NAAAOWWW, AND AND AND he also makes sure to fuck you without ruining your hair and nails that HE PAID FOR!!!!!! BUT since he gets a lil carried away and you chipped a nail he gives 300 dollar$$$ to get it fiixed right away LIKE????? god please when is it my turn to be happy
worshipping you - smut, sub!gyu, a short one but WHEEEWW
wet sound - smut, short one, THE DIRTY TALK!!!!!! I HATE HIMMMMMMMMMM bc wdym he makes her shut up so she can listen to her wet coochie sOUNDS????? call 911 rn
kitty - smut, THE VISUALS??!?!??! the way this played in my mind had me shook
trouble - fluff, non-idol!gyu, you´re his pretty mess, lowkey brat reader, in love gyu, baking cookies with his cute lil helper sdfljsdfljh :( its cute
vernon
vernon loves your face - he´s so in love omg, sdsdkfj it´s so cute
coffee talk - fluff, coworker!vernon, work romance au, jwhhxsjxsjd cutee
no studying for you - smut, he isn´t letting you study, “Hansol! For the love of fuck!” “Yeah that’s me, I love to fuck,” what?? dkdsfjfj
bias - fluff, slice of life, idol!au, you make the cats choose their svt bias, IT SO WHOLESOME :((((((((
vocal unit
woozi
joshua
bad joke - angst, fluff, calling you clingy
tom and jerry - smau, fluff, crack, text au, SOMEBODY COME GET JISOO LMAOO, he´s doing too much
mr. nice guy - smut, next door neighbors au, I HATE HIM skfffkjs this got me blushing and shit, he cosplays as a gentleman but he´s actually just a flirty nasty mf
seokmin
You Know What They Say About Men With Big Feet - smut, big feet, big nose, big muscles and a big dicc YUPPPPPP, seokmin has it ALL
perfect man - smut, he´s a gentleman, reader makes the mf move and I would have too
jeonghan
2am conversations - slice of life, “what if crabs think that fish can fly?” “angel, it’s two in the morning,” sdkhfksb it´s cute :(((( so domesticc
such a flirt - fluff, he keeps on flirting but has a breakdown when you flirt back lmao, cute
call me by his name - smut, softdom! wannabe harddom! hannie, hSLFDHSLKFH I CAN REALLY SEE THIS HAPPENING idk idk
the long way - model!jeonghan, staff!reader, UGGHHDSLHFLSKH i love this, he´s so confident and lowkey straight forward
tinted windows - smut, ceo!hannie, panty ripper,, literally, car sex, “sir you have a meeting in twenty minutes.” “fuck that stupid meeting, i have more important things to be doing right now.” IT´S GOOD YALL
seungkwan
dance unit
hoshi
why do you love me? - fluff, blurb, so cute
too hot - very suggestive, naaaahhhh he was done for before it even started
first time - smut, fluff, crack, they´re both dumb, reader is boldddd lmao, #couplegoals
drunk and in love - fluff, wasted!hoshi, him in his tiger patterned-shirt, asdkjasdh he´d deff be like this, he rants about how wonderfull you are to whoever got ears, so cute
junhui
jun realizes he has a size kink - blurb, smut, the words he SAIDD I-, in my opinion it was too short!1! that was some good stuff
how badly do you want this? - smut, oral, 7 mins in heaven, it´s hottt
minghao
lollipops and candy bars - smut, sub!hao, reader loves to tease, cute and innocent looking reader, hao needs help lmao, "Well, I finished off my lollipop a while ago, do you have anything else I could suck on?” SKLHDLFJHKLDJ wow
chan
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lunalight01 · 3 months ago
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Taehyung and Jungkook fucks you hard
Jungkook and Taehyung as your roommates
warning: smut, minors don't interact, double penetration, boobie play, eating out both m&f, many more
Jungkook and Taehyung were your roommates, you were a college student you lived far from home with your childhood friends. 
Your family loved both of them and their family loved u as well. It was all like friendship so the three of you agreed to share the apartment since you were admitted to the same college.
It was Sunday morning you & Taehyung loved sleeping till late whereas Jungkook loved going for a run in the morning. 
Well, you and Taehyung were on the same bed cause you liked sharing a bed with them when u missed your family yesterday JK was late from "his friend meet up" so you and Taehyung slept together after waiting for him. 
 Taehyung POV
I was half awake and could feel Y/N hugging my arm while asleep which is very normal but today I can't ignore those perky nipples that I could feel through her tee, gosh that is just making me horny. I think I should wake her up or it is going to end up in a bad situation.
I shooked her but she didn't wake up until I saw Jungkook coming from his morning run and seeing us like this which is again normal for him and smiled to which I smiled as well but when he saw her he smirked and I understood why he made such expression. 
Y/N POV 
I woke up seeing Jungkook and Taehyung smirking at each other, 
"why are you making such weird faces in the morning?" They both came to their senses ig.
I let go of Taehyung's arm and sat while rubbing my eyes and asking who would cook for today's breakfast since it was Sunday so there was no hurry.
"Why don't we three try to cook all together" Taehyung said to which I replied "Taehyung do you remember the time when we tried this JK made such a mess in the kitchen"
"Umm I agree would never let JK touch the blender we had to clean it for like an hour and jk was chilling in his gaming since he said he would pay for the food for the whole day" Taehyung replied with a sigh 
We were both discussing but JK wasn't responding seems like he was in his world I saw JK's eyes which were amm somewhere on my tee oh my nipples geez.
I guess Taehyung got to know bout it "Where are you staring JK?" he teased him and suddenly Jungkook came out of his world and said "Nowhere"
"I saw JK where u were peeking" 
We both teased him and he said "Really u know then lemme have them" After this the room became so awkward and we three of us were very uncomfortable to say a word. 
"I am sorry Y/N it is not what I meant by I mean lemme have my breakfast while any of you both cook haha" He did an awkward laugh and left the room as quickly as possible.
The three of them hung out all day going to the malls and playing a few games they had fun after having dinner they came back to their apartment.
At the apartment
Y/N was changing her clothes in her room the door was shut suddenly Taehyung came and said "Y/N your t-shirt came in my ba- uhh sorry" seeing her half naked made blood rushed to his dic
To which Y/N said "Wait Tae, I was thinking bout what JK said in the morning" 
"Amm did that make u uncomfortable I'm sorry from his beh-" Taehyung said while blushing
"Shh" she came in front of him and placed her finger on his lips said "I- I kinda want that too"
"WHAT????" He said being shocked but happy.
Listening to Taehyung's loud voice Jungkook came and saw Y/N in her black bra while her shorts button was open showing her black panties, which made JK's mouth hanging open and said "Wao hot" Suddenly, the atmosphere became hot and awkward until Taehyung said, "So you really wanna have some juicy kinds of stuff that you read in the book with us?"
To which Jk hear that and becomes confused "What are you saying??"
"You heard it right JK, I exactly mean what he said" and JK was shocked and said "Really?"
To which Y/N pulled him by his collar and said "Yes baby boi" While looking into his eyes jk held her waist while kissing her immediately and soon Taehyung also joined them,
He unhooked her bra letting her boobs be free, while jk was giving hickeys down her neck and Taehyung was squeezing her boobs hard while pinching her nipples.
She helped JK take off his shirt as well as Taehyung and now Taehyung held her and made her sit on her fours while Jk pulled her shorts off with the panties and said "Hyung she is so wet for us"
Taehyung smirked and said "We wanted this for so long but were scared to make u uncomfortable," he said while pulling off his pants and taking his dic out and jerking it a lil asked her "Will u suck for me bbg" to which she nodded immediately and started sucking him whereas Jungkook was eating her out while fingering her and she was moaning out loud which sent vibration to Taehyung dic.
Soon the positions were changed and now jk was on top of her his dic between her boobs and spitting on her boobs he started to boob fuck her. whereas Taehyung was down there pushing his dic in her cunt and fucking her hard.
"You are awesome bbg I love this lil tight pussy so warm," said Tae whereas  jk said I love these tits as well they're so good and beautiful"
They both smiled and fucked her till she came and then Jungkook took her in his arms her being on top while facing Taehyung while jk was inside her Taehyung tried to get in slowly "saying we r gonna stretch you baby" While kissing her forehead he pushed himself in and fucking her till they finished and cumming inside her at the same time.
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chrisgetsmewetter · 8 months ago
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Agora hills
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pairing: switch!matt x famous!black!fem
summary: You and matt go to a fancy restaurant and make a really important decision, but end up in the bathroom.
Warnings: Smut, pet names (mama, ma), hair pulling, public sex. i think that’s it..?
word count: 7.7k
Authors note: Guysss my first fic, this is for @annamcdonalds67 song writing challenge😍🩶 if you pay close attention lyrics from the song happen in the fic so that’s cute. but don’t judge this is my first one, feedback is always appreciated🩷🩷 but yea i hope y’all enjoy (:
Mattyy🩷😍- hey mama, lemme take you out to dinner to take your mind off everything?
wife🩶- yea really need to clear my mind😭 when u need me to be ready?
Mattyy🩷😍- whenever, i’m not gonna rush you today is for u
wife🩶- thx matty i’ll text u 10 minutes before?
Mattyy🩷😍- bet. love u mama
wife🩶 loved this message
you get up and look in your closet and find the sluttiest black dress you can find and put on your black furry boots. you sit at your vanity mirror and curl your fresh silk press.
as you walk outside you see matt close his door and walk over to the passenger side.
“you look gorgeous mama, i love this dress on you” matt says as he opens his arms to hug you “thank u matty, i love ur jeans and tee” you laugh
matt hugs you then slaps then takes your ass in his big hands “stoppp matt” he laughed lightly then closed your door for you then went and got in the drivers seat.
Fast forwarding to the amazing restaurant matt took you to you guys sit down and order. “princess how are u feeling about the whole situation?” matt shifts in his seat a little “well i had some time to actually think about it and ion really give a fuck what yours or my fans think about us. now, i feel like we should come out about our relationship”
“i feel the same way. i hate that nick can’t post those cute pictures he always takes of us for the photo dumps.” matt reaches his hand to mine and holds it and you look at them because you’ve always loved his tattoos.
“me too matty, you know i value pda so much and it irritates me that i can’t embrace it as much as i want.” you sigh a little. “but if you really wanna do this you gotta understand your name is gonna be in the streets and my fans are gonna be looking at you and judging your every move”
niya looks in matt’s eyes for any type of regret or fear. “i don’t care what anybody has to say about us mama, i love u and we’re gonna make this last.” matt leans over the table to give you a ki-
all of a sudden a blonde waitress slams the plates on the table startling both of you. “aren’t you matt sturniolo? not to sound childish or anything but i love the videos you make. i actually suffer with anxiety and depression.” she claims and messes with her hair
you and matt both share a sideye. “uh thanks i appreciate the support.” she then turns her attention to you.
“oh! hello i didn’t see you there..” she says as she looks you up and down
“can you leave now. we have our food and we don’t need anything else.” matt says keeping an angry expression on his face. “um i was just being nice but ok.” she storms off
“thank you matt, i know how hard it is for you to respond to awkward shit like that.” you smile and walk to his side of the booth. “thanks mama, she was just doing too much and i didn’t like how she was looking at you”
1st pov
i kiss him and slowly lower my hand down to his bulge. “ma cmon we’re in public..” he shifts his legs
“it’s okay matty we’re in the back corner and everyone is in the club section. lemme thank you”
matt lets out a relaxed sigh as i go under the table. i unzip his pants and palm his hardness making it grow a bit in his boxers.
“fuck mama, please” i look up at his pretty face and smile while i pull down his boxers
his shaft pops out of his boxers. tip already leaking precum “you gonna be a good boy and be quiet?”
“yes mommy i’ll be a good boy, just touch me please” just when he said that i slammed my soft hand down his throbbing length hearing some gentle whimpers from matt
when he least expects it i shove all of his dick down my mouth earning a loud moan from him
i slowly take it out your mouth “matt what did i say about being quiet?”
“i’m sorry mommy it felt so good” i pull his boxer up and get from under the table to sit on his lap to straddle him
“mama please can we just go to the bathroom i need to be in you” he pleads looking in your eyes “yea cmon hurry up”
i pull his pants down and trail my tongue by his ear..down his neck..and down his arm and kiss every one of his tattoos.
“mommy please please” just as he says that i shove his dick down my throat and start bobbing up and down “ohhhh fuckkk faster mama”
just as i feel his dick twitch in your mouth he pulls out and bends me over the sink “can i?” he says as i look at him through the mirror and nod my head
then he slams his length in and me moan loudly “you like that mama?” he grunts. i nod my head not wanting to speak because of how good he feels
matt grabs my hair softly but quickly and pulls my head up so i can look in his eyes “you need to use words ma before u regret that shit” he says as he starts to go slower in pace and pulls my dress all the way up so he can cup my titties
“yes baby i love it please go faster” i beg and he smiles and kisses my lips “yes ma’am” just as he speeds up his pace there’s a knock on the door..
matt pulls out slowly and mouths to see who it is. “matt what the fuck i don’t wanna do it you do it!?” he rolls my eyes “the faster u answer it the faster we can finish.” i sigh and open the door and see the waitress from earlier
“yes?” i say opening the door which matt is behind, and not showing my bottom half of my dress which he pulls up and gently grazes my heat with his thumb
“you’ve been in there for almost 10 minutes what are you doing?!” the waitress says trying to peak in the bathroom. right as she says that matt slides in two of his long slender fingers and i sharply inhale.
“well if you don’t leave soon then i’m gonna have to kick you out. not matt tho because he isn’t in here i guess.. where is he by the way?” she smirks at me
matt speeds up his pace and adds in his tongue. “ahh.. matt.. is in the mens. restroom. can you leave him the fuckkk… alone he does NOT want you” i say slurring my words a little but trying my hardest to make it unnoticeable
i can feel matt smirking against my heat but goes faster. “ugh i didn’t want his ass anyway. you guys are both ugly. his dick is probably small too” the waitress smiles and walks off
you take a deep breath and thank god she’s gone and you slam the door shut. “fuckkk matt i’m gonna cum” matt gets up and plops you on the sink and gets back to work…
he turns you around and bends you over the sink again going at a ungodly pace while placing his hands on both sides of your ass. you feel your high just as he says “fuck mama i’m gonna cum” you lift your head making him to kiss you and he sticks his tongue down your throat then you feel him whimper which lets you know he’s close
“cmere mama take it down your throat” matt pushes you to your knees and grabs the back of your head and thrusts his dick in your throat.
“mama i’m cumming fuck fuck fuckkk” he lets out a thick load of warm cum in your mouth “swallow it all baby” he smirks and kisses you after you do.
you too walk out of the bathroom and see the waitress staring you both down “we didn’t even get to eat.” you pout “i’ll buy you chipotle on the way home mama i’m sorry”
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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 4 months ago
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ALRIGHTY IT’S BEEN A HOT SECOND BUT WE ARE BACK LADIES AND GENTLEMEN BOIS AND LASSES LADS AND FOLKS ITS KNOX REACTS TIME AND AHA AHAHAHA OH B O Y HERE WE GO
Knox reacts to Monkie Kid season 5 episode 1
lmk s5 spoilers ahead
so like, to start off, little disclaimer, i don’t know how i’m gonna do with the animation, so bear with me, my brain still hasn’t accepted that this isn’t just new fan animation or something I’m gonna TRY and do my BEST to keep comments on the animation to a minimum but i can make no promises, I watched the first like, ten seconds to make sure the sound was working and I gotta say folks, it hurt me puppet animation is not my vibe I miss 2D heck lego godspeed wildbrain. So yeah, just heads up on that, I shall do my best simple to react to the voice acting and plot, humour, all that kinda stuff HERE WE GO
NAH BRO I’M AFRAID TO PRESS PLAY WHAT DO I DO I’M JUST SITTING HERE
I KEEP LOOKING AT THIS BLANK WHITE SCREEN AAAAAAA
Okayokay keep it together knox u got this you got this it’s just more monkie kid, we’re normal about monkie kid <— is not the least bit normal about monkie kid
on an unrelated side-note my computer keeps autocorrecting monkie to monkey and i’m two seconds from strangling it OKAYBEFOREIPSYCHMYSELFOUTAGAINLETSGO
o u gh
theme song i’m on my hands and knees
Flying Bark i miss YOUUUU WAILS WAILS WAILS WILASGFAWE OH GODS WHAT IS THIS
Hi welcome back to Knox pausing this every four seconds here’s the pre-episode reaction of me reacting to the trailer if you’ve been here a while you probably saw this coming COUGHS HACKS SNEEZES
Okay going back. So, flying bark bits </3 breaking my heart I’m FINE as you can see i totally don’t want to break down lego’s front door and beg for them to accommodate flying back pay them better and give less insane deadlines so i can have them back what are you talking about—
Because we are here for the voice acting and stuff I will NOT make commentary on the still frames in the theme song i will NOT
OKAY SPEED ANALYSIS. Everybody’s intros look p basic, so nothing huge going on yet for personal arcs probably gonna mainly focus on mk and ohhh haha right right circlet right yes, mac and wukong cool beans yeah, I like the little snark monkey king has going on good for him, I am not used to seeing Macaque who’s not animated by animators who sold their souls to make him look like he’s a shiny rock. I’m already pointing and laughing at Nezha, angsty looking fool AND HEYYY THAT’S HIS DAD FROM THE TRAILERRRR WASSUP OLD MAN WHY ARE YOU STANDING LIKE THAT—no comment on all the glowy blue light. Ohhhhh mysterious cloaked figure has teeth now, smiling like that? Gotcha macaque-ish figure. Smug fella? Charismatic? I dunno i’m guessing here, WILL THEY PLAY A BIGGER PART???? WHO KNOWS. PROBABLY. They in the theme song ofc they’re gonna play a bigger part what am i talking about ALRIGHT. Okay lots of eyes, whole lotta eyes. Saw this clip in before i think?? Was it in the trailer? Maybe someone sent it to me, not sure. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM They’ve used that tilted angle twice now, like Mk in the middle with the floor tilted under him. …squints. Eh, no comment, if you want my thoughts on all that junk lemme know I’ll make a separate post where I will probably spend 90% of the time wailing about Flying Bark— [gets hit by a chair]
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Anyway
Cool cool, giant flaming bird phoenix thing, I don’t know enough mythology anymore to identify what that might be i’ma be real with y’all I used to know a lot more than i do now my brain is EMPTY. Ooookaaayyyy, Turtle, Tiger, Dragon. Sure sure. I don’t know whats going on—
Mmmmmmmm stones…….. what were some theories about these onessssss, something about pillars and holding up the universe? I honestly don’t remember wowza say goodbye to the universe ig ALTHOUGH HEY, I do love the aesthetic of floaty rocks around to show power or whatever, I’ve been drawing Mei with the Samdhi fire rings hovering around her in my notebook and sketches and stuff for AGES, so that’s really neat I do like that I can tell there might be a lot of cool art pieces (at least from me maybe) coming out of that!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM heeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy Nuuuuuwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaa hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii a h a h e y I’m sure everything is gonna be fine. I like that her face is shadowed so we don’t know where she’s at i hope she’s impartial i would love that genuinely um MK WEAPON???? REMEMBER THAT??
I’m sure this will not lead to anything in the future ever
Right, and then a uh, multi-headed… thing—oh is that like medusa air on that creature? Is it a snake or a bird? eh, i’m sure i’ll find out eventually maybe its a snake bird, a snake that absorbs that fire bird at the start or something OHHH OR MAYBE THAT TURTLE TOO? HEY CAN YOU LIKE NOM ALL THOSE ANIMALS AND GET THEIR POWERS?? THAT WOULD BE INTERESTING— sorry ahem, theory territory we’re here for reactions MOVING ON—oh
OH THAT’S A WHOLE PILLER. THAT IS. A WHOLE PILLER OF THE UNIVERSE. ISNT’ IT. Dear gods what am I walking into.
Ough <— paused on the end of the theme song
Pigsy my beloved <3 I’ve been staring at him for three minutes. Whoever drew Pigsy standing there with his arms crossed in the theme song… ily <3
OKAY RIGHT, BACK TO IT.
THEM SONG IS OVER, I’VE MANAGED TO STAY NORMAL AND KEEP ANIMATION COMMENTS TO MYSELF LETS GET THIS ROLLING!
MMMMM STRINGS THAT BIND.
.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS SO IMA JUST PRESS PLAY
:(
The um… the expressions don’t match the…voice act..ing…. MMMMMMMMMMMdunnoificandothisguys
Okay this is fine we fine i just have to listen to the reactions going on underneath the constant screaming in my head this is f i n e I’M SO SORRY I’M TRYING MY BEST TO STAY POSITIVE HERE
Ahem
The monkey mountains are cute! Lil goofy, we love that for them. I’ll bet they set a day aside for making those. I do find it funny that monkey king’s stuff looks like he purchased it from a merch street vendor and Mk’s all looks handmade with scraps of old clothing items and string he stole from probably monkey king’s house;lKMGAWEF
Okay so capture the flag! Cool! Capture the flag with the staff thats so silly actuallyLG;KMAWEF
Oh he is sleep deprived
NAH THO I’VE FELT THAT BEFORE THE SLOW ONE EYE THAN THE OTHER BLINK THEN OUGHH AND MUFFLED STATIC AND THEN HEADSHAKE AND ALRIGHT BACK TO IT I HAVE LITERALLY DONE THATGL;KMAFWE who among us has not y’know—
The way Mk throws himself into training to avoid thinking about things is hilarious. I’m guessing he hasn’t had a wink of sleep in days NG;LKMAWEF
I already said the THING
Ough flying bark my beloved <3 I see u reused animation i missed you i’m gonna cry facedown on the floor now
Hm! Mk sounds different actually. Like the voice actor?? Something’s different about the voice, tho that could just be my audio honestlyG;LKAWEF Maybe a little deeper sounding? HMHM INCHRESTING
Wukong just yeeting the staff at Mk was funny HGL;KJSAFD
aHA GOT A HIT IN
Nah the way Wukong is just >:D is nice, we love mentor and student bonding hours
Okayokayokayokay l i s t e n. One kinda negative opinion here, I may bring it up later we’ll see; the expressions don’t match the voice acting energy. Like… the vibes are just different. S I G H S. End comment for now ;-;7
Okay, okay, I laughed. I did laugh. I confess, I laughed, “Here… comes… monkie—“
“KING”
I laughed. That was silly, i liked that, thank you bless <3 That made my day <3 Bless u sir <3 Silly goofy <3
It’s interesting to see Mk and Wukong getting closer in power level tho like, the dynamic is shifting to something else, vibin a little different, I dunno, could be the animation change, writer change, whatever it is the vibe is v different
Glad to see the humour is still there <3
Huh, Mk sounds really different to me IS IT JUST ME?? AM I GOING INSANE?? ??? ? NOBODY ELSE PICKING UP ON THAT??
.
honestly it could just be because bro is sleep deprived as HECK which honestly would make sense, JUDGEMENT RESERVED FOR LATER!! (could also be my headphones i ain’t even lying)
“yousaidnoholdingbackbutyouheldbackrightuntiltheendrightwheniwasabouttowin—“ BRO U ARE SO SLEEP DEPRVIEDLKGMA;OIEWFM GO TAKE A NAP
Wowza we do love the high-key confirmation monkey king’s holding back all the time tho that’s fun mwahahahahaha VINDICATION
Oooohhh nicely done wildbrain you kept the little spinny guys, y’know those in the background legs and arms out spinning versions of Mk? that’s nice I always loved those with flying bark
[face in hands] bro pls i can’t live with the flashbacks pls UR HURTING ME WHYYYYYYYYYY
Hi and welcome to knox’s live [sniffs] missing flying bark reaction, today we will [snimffles] C RY WAILS
Just two monkeys holding baaaaaaoh okay
sniffs
weird
so confim… share stone?? how does that work?? also fambly confirmed ig, RELATED. Cause if its literally the same stone… that’s a whole related bois right there. Appropriate concern for Mk fr
Kaykay h o ne s t l y ?? ? It doesn’t feel like monkie kid so far—granted we are oNLY three minutes in so I may take that back—but MAN throwing me off quite a bit WILD
Mk avoiding monkey still gotcha, its kinda neat how willing swk is to change the subject n stuff
I’M COMPARTMENTALIZINGNALSK;FMA;WOEIFMSFD
ME TOO MK
ME TOO
IF I STOP I DIE
SO REAL
ME RN
MK MANSPLAINING ABOUT MONKEYS TO THE LITERAL MONKEY KINGSDLFKMAOWEF
P sure that’s sharks bud
NOPE MONKEYS
HELPGNSADFKAMSDF
THE SPEED WITH WHICH
WUKONG IS DISTRACTED
“:OOOOO SURPRISE???? :D?? no wait—“
Mk bro is there really a surprise or are you trying to run away from the subject—
I’m sorry i made the exact same sound as monkey king when macaque showed up don’t look at me—SPEAKING OF MANSPLAINING, HERE WE GO, LEMME GUESS, GONNA LECTURE MONKEY KING ON HOW HE’S NOT DOING A GOOD JOB OR HE NEEDS TO DO THIS AND THAT AND IGNORES THE FACT MONKEY KING IS CLEARLY TRYING WITH WHATEVER IT IS HOW CLOSE AM I GUYS?
Also before i continue, listen I’m NNNOOOT sure how I feel about like… Mk and Wukong “our egg” I dunno feels kinda weird to me for some reason like, so they’re definitely related now, whether that be technically bros or straight up twins. Like i’m a huge fan of found family and now its like… WOW I FOUND AN ACTUAL RELATED FAMILY MEMBER THAT I ALREADY HAD AN ESTABLISHED DYNAMIC WITH AND NOW THAT CHANGES HOW WE INTERACT AHA this is fine, I wasn’t sure about Monkey Mk first either so I’ll probably get over it— G;LAKSDFM I like Sifu and Student better than I do big bro and little bro at this point tho :T might just be me
GOOD GODS WE’RE ONLY THREE MINUTES AND FORTY SECONDS IN SAVE ME
Wow, a lot of things getting confirmed this first ep actually wow. I’m kinda startled. I’m so used to like… biased narration and skirting around the what’s actually being said and everything being carried by the animation but in this first ep we have verbal confirmation that
both mk and monkey king hold back
mk and monkey king are related
Wukong and Macaque have lived on the mountain together since they were born
Oh cool working together huh interesting—AHA. AHA I TOLD YOU. SEE??? TRASH TALKING MONKEY KING AHA SEE? sniffs I’m sorry but
Macaque, after seeing Monkey King try to talk to Mk about stuff and Mk brushing him off so hard he flies off the mountain: you suck as a mentor
SHUT UR MOUTH MACAQUE I LIKED YOU BETTER IN YOUR THEATRE KID PHASE—
Okay no, seriously tho, whats up with all the tilted angles?? I’ve counted what…? Four? Five of them now?? Two in the theme song, at least two in this convo and then one other one I thought but I might’ve been imaging it. Are they trying to bring an off centre vibe?? if the goal is to make us uncomfortable it at the very least is working on me
ANOTHER ONE???
.
P
Pls tell me they don’t do this tilting screen thing throughout the whole season
Like, once in a while for dramatic effect is nice, this is the third time in this one convo alone—
Ough. Man godspeed Monkey King trying to give Mk 25 minutes of peace fr
Ig macaque do be having a point tho, there sure do be something else going on with the lad
OHHHH ANOTHER CONFIMRATION??? Wow ask and ye shall receive ig dang
Confirmation 4. Sun Wukong did not know Mk was a monkey
That’s wild that the eyes of truth couldn’t see through Mk’s disguise or whatever it is that’s some pretty powerful stuff then
Also HELPGMALSKFMASDF WHY IS MACAQUE BEING SO AGGRESSIVE I’M WHEEZINGL;KAMSFSD
“It just felt right” ah, I’m sure that won’t be said multiple times throughout this season I’m sure this won’t be a recurring theme, DESTINY, IS THAT YOU?
Every moment of this conversation is tilted and it is distracting me so much helpMLGAOEFMI LISTEN THERE WAS A PICTURE AT THIS LADY’S HOUSE I VISITED TODAY AND IT WAS CROOKED BUT A COULDNT’ FIX IT BECAUSE IT WAS BEHIND HER AND THE COUCH AND IT WOULD HAVE BEEN RUDE, THIS GIVES ME THE SAME TWITCHY FEELING JUST A LITTLE BIT BG;KLAMSEWF
Okay, tbf, macaque is definitely mmmm how’s you say this… looking at the bigger picture, a little bit more. Wukong’s priority is Mk and that’s p much it. Is mk okay. Is mk ready. Is mk safe. All that other stuff doesn’t matter to him. Which is silly cause that’s how Mk feels about Monkey King too. Is he here. Is he okay. Who cares about backstory. Which is!! Funky!!
“All your old companions are suddenly here” uhuhuh, so that is weird, and they definitely all did die.
Yeah Macaque how come you back huh—well its LBD obviously but y’know same thing, Macaque I think maybe you’re not saying why you’re actually thinking about all this you’re one of the people who were snatched back bro, bro? bro are you listening—
HELPGKLMASFOI;WMFSADF THE WAY WUKONG DOES NOT CARE ABOUT STRINGS BEING PULLED UNTIL MACAQUE MENTIONS MK.
Sniffs, wowza
“and they’re not finished.”
“Are you?”
HONESTLY FAIR, FAIR, I’M SORRY, I TOO, WOULD BE DONE WITH A GUY WHO KEEPS CALLING ME TERRIBLE AND TELLING ME ALL THE REASONS I’M STUPID, NO MATTER IF HE BRINGS UP ANY GOOD POINTS OR NOT, SERIOUSLY, FAIR MONKEY KING I’LL CHEER YOU ON, GET EM KING—
iNHALES
>:T
“you need to do better” = “if you’re homeless… JUST BUY A HOUSE”
same energy
sniffs LISTEN. Wukong has literally been running around trying to take everything on himself for the past four seasons and steps back when Mk needs to do things himself, literally no matter what this dude does he gets flack for it >:T AS A MONKEY KING FAN WHAT THE HECK—
He sure does look tired dude :(
AND THEN THEY’RE GONNA SLAP THE CIRCLET ON HIM, CAN HE GET A FIVE SECOND BREAK? PLS?? HE COULD USE IT
Mk you sound so incredibly sleep deprived TAKE A NAP
OUGH, seriously tho, I do love how dedicated mk and monkey king are to each other?? its fun
Excuse me sir
sir
sir excuse
me
sir
sir the stone
sir
why
is it cracking sir
…HA ngl a third monkey would be funny, heck LETS GET ALL THE SPIRITUAL PRIMATES IN HERE, POP EM OUTTA THERE OR SOMETHIN—
okie dokey whats the surprise—PIGSY
TAHT’S MY MAN
Honestly we should have seen Monkey Mk coming with how many times he ends up on Monkey king’s shoulders and vice versa
BRO UR THE ONE THAT CALLED HIM PLEASELK;MG;OAEWF
MEI BELOVED
GRAB HIM
AAAA
BAM
SORRY
great sound effects bravo
Mei ily so much
“AHAHA NOPE WE’RE DOING THIS NOW” i do love him so much with my whole heart ur honour
awww AWWW THEY FIXED HIS
H O U S E
WAILS
BRO TRIED TO MAKE
A HAIR CLONE HOUSE I’M CRYING;LASFMAWOEF
TANG IS CANONLY PRETENDING TO BE A 90YO WOMAN TO GET OUT OF MANUAL LABOUR
IF HE WAS ON THE TITANIC WHEN IT SANK, HE WOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST ONE INTO A DRESS AND ONTO A LIFEBOAT
Huh Pigsy also sounds different to me. Mk’s getting more familiar, Pigsy sounds DIFFERENT, it might be my headphones yeahNGKLAWMEF I FEEL LIKE I’M LOSING MY MIND A LITTLE. MEI SOUNDS NORMAL, MY BOIS MK AND PIGSY SOUND OFFOHHHHH OH MY GOODNESS MK’S DOODLES ON THE WALLS EVERYBODY SHUT UP
Return of Buff Mk and two massive smiles we love to see it
ohh AWWW looks like they put some pictures up too awww oh OH LOTS OF PICTURES oh ough… tribute to flying bark real huh
i’m totally fine
these are cute!! mk’s doodles everywhere makes me happy fr tho ough <3
me when a picture of monkey king and his monkeys crawling on him: mwehehehehe
its silly and i love them
KING MOVE MEI
ABSOLUTE QUEEN BEHAVIOUR
PUTTING HER PICTURE WITH MONKEY KING RIGHT ON TOP OF THE TV SO HE HAS TO LOOK AT IT WHENEVER HE SITS DOWN
SHE HAS ADOPTED HIM
ITS HAPPENED FOLKS
HE’S OFFICALLY IN
HE’S UNDER THE MEI FRIENDSHIP UMBRELLA AND WILL NEVER ESCAPE
THEY ARE MK PROTECTION SQUAD BACK OFF
AU WHERE MEI BIG SISTER
THAT IS ALL GOODNIGHT
cH OK I N G
GOING RIGHT FOR THE HUG
WAILS
honestly
really nice of them to do the pictures that was super thoughtful like ough that’s super sweet
PLEEEEAAASEEE PIGSY WITH MK’S THEME SONG AS HIS ALARM, THAT’S SO MUCH FUN I LOVE THAT GAG KEEP IT COMING
Man, it’s tough to be a monkey hated by all who wants to do his best and protect his student/family member but you don’t know how to do that and everyone keeps yelling at you—
Pigsy ily
fr tho a lot of the cast sound off hope they’re all doing okay :(
Pigsy: if you wanna stay, you can stay—
Mk: NOPELETSGOLETSGOLETSGO-
SANDY PLEASE STOP BABYING TANG HE’S LITERALLY FINE—
MK IS NONSTOP RN AND I FEEL THAT
Ah pigsy’s noodles <3
Secret family recipe that technically isn’t secret because Cheng’e aired an ep of Pigsy sharing it on television but okay— /j/j/j GJKA;SDMKFL
…you guys don’t understand. Y’know the next meme i was gonna try to draw? “truth or dare.” and it fits. so well with ep one i’ma draw it right after this actually i WAS ALREADY GONNE DRAW IT I SHOULD HAVE DONE IT IMMEDEATLYG;LKASMFASD
…why did noodles catapult out of her mouth whats happening— ;LKGMAWEF
sleeping with the noodles, nice one nice one
Dad stare. THE DAD STARE
That is what we call PTSD—GMLA,FAWPEF
huh, something different with the dialogue that i’m not used to. Not sure what it is, the rhythm of it feels different, OR I COULD BE LOSING MY MIND DON’T PAY ME ANY ATTENTION FOLKS
I do love Pigsy bonding with his son thank you very much
“…but what?” good job Pigsy he’s teaching his son he’s being silly i do love him still
AHA, i see i see “gotta feel it” “it felt right” we all about the vibes now ig
wow yeah the dialogue is very very different, did we change writing teams? i was so distracted by the animation change i wasn’t paying attention to all that, but the dialogue just… not quite pigsy y’know? i like seeing him soft but i also like him gruff and awkward too? he’s vibin more like how i wrote him in my crackfic for crack purposes. kinda weird
its home, aw that’s sweet
don’t pass out mk
OH BABY MK
SOBS
BABY MK IN THE RECIPE BOOK SHADDUUUUPPPPP WAILS
.
He’s gonna turn around and mk’s gonna be passed out isn’t he
that is a little silly
hm
I do miss gruff pigsy a lot actually grumpy with a heart of gold is the best pigsy
“still works”
;-; c o o l
PIGSY CARRYING MK UPSTAIRSLKGMA;OISEF;ALKMEFSD
HEY
HEY HOW’D YOU GET THE SCRIPT OF MY SICFIC
HEY
HEY HANG ON I HAVNE’T WRITTEN IT YET WAIT FOR ME—
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
scratches head
y’all can come at me with pitchforks and torches but
this doesn’t feel like Pigsy to me
I dunno if its the dialogue or the pacing or something but its just… v off. For some reason. feels like a different character and not in the “he had an arch” way. …I dunno, ITS THROWING ME OFF FOLKS He feels like a fan fiction pigsy DONT’S STAB ME—
Son in the fourth season hit way harder— I’MSORRYI’MSORRYDON’TKILLME—
awww monkey king origami real
he’s fine as i can see
oop
okay so what’s going on in the dream realm cause they’re all not sleeping good so its probably a shared dream of some ki— AHAHA HANG ON HANG ON
Hang on
if they get
dragged to the underworld
that would be funny
monkey king passed out (technically drunk himself to death but lets say passed out) he woke up to being dragged to the underworld so it would be funny—
Whats he saying??? ECHOY VOICE I CAN’T UNDERSTAND YOU
I understood time to wake up but not the other bit
AHAHAHAH CALLED IT
SUMMONED
SNATCHED
MONKEYS??
OH YEAH ALL OF THEM OKAY
face in hands
its o v e r
THAT FELT LIKE THE LONGEST EPISODE I’VE EVER WATCHED IN MY LIFE
OH GODS ITS SEVEN O’CLOCK I’VE BEEN HERE FOR TWO HOURS AND TWENTY MINUTES I
HELPGKLASMF;OAIWEMFLSADF
Okay, overall consensus of episode 1: you can feel the change in studios and you can feel the change in writers (if there’s new writers, if not i can eat my words.) the animation is about what i expected, they use a lot of tilted angles for reasons I don’t know it’s making me kinda dizzy, some of the VA’s sound very off, I hope they’re doing okay, the dialogue was weirdly hard to focus on, i had to go back and replay bits several times to understand what they were saying, humour still nice, outfits cute, Tang needs to get pushed into some hard manual labour, the house bit was really nice i love that monkey king has been accepted by the group, macaque questioning why the jttw crew is there means that their reincarnations are a weird thing which i’m staring at, uh… and they’re in the underworld now probably!! WOO!! HORRIFYING!!!
Y’know my goal was to watch 2 episodes but I think that’s all i have in me for today so SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON KNOX REACTS UNLESS IS SCARED YOU ALL OFF WITH STARING TOO HARD AT THE DIFFERENCES, JOIN US FOR WHEN KNOX INEVITABLY SHATTERS INTO PEICES AND STARTS YELLING ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY HATE LARGE CORPORATIONS LIKE LEGO AND DISNEY AND HOW MUCH THEY LOVE CREATORS LIKE FLYING BARK AND THE VA’S PEACE OUT AND PLS DON’T COME AT ME WITH PITCHFORKS AND TORCHES—
edit: EATING MY WORDS, sound mixing studios changed, not writers, that would explain some of the difficulty i was having hearing the audio and why a lot of the voices sounded off pls disregard all previous ranting about those things o7
edit 2: i've processed a bit, we got dadsy, i will live forever
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whats-it-mean · 1 year ago
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HII so umm could i request fuutaxreader who is convinced that their room (...cell?) is haunted?
After being met w skepticism theyre like ok. ill have to show u then.
this is mostly inspired to the mysterious scratching i keep hearing at my door every night 🙏🙏 also btw ur works are amazing+ ur a lifesaver for making 'milgram x' contemt tysm
Haunted cell is nothing in the face of a protective Fuuta ☆
Fuuta Kajiyama x Reader 
For @twodawns !!!
A/N - yeah.. so.. about that scratching n at your door…? it.. its me… I’m sorry…. I need more milgram friends.. so… i may or may not have tracked you down….. lovingly though, i SWEAR!!! (also TYSM)
C/W - ghosts ^^ 
─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ───
After about a week of trying to write it off as just some odd noises, you were starting to really lose sleep over the ominous scratching and scraping noises surrounding your cell at night. Being in a prison watched over by a nonbinary fifteen year old and a talking rabbit was unnerving enough, but you could deal with that. At least the rabbit provided entertainment. But the way your cell door moved in an almost controlled manner at night? Ahahahah. Nope, you were not putting up with that.
Last night, you’d even purposefully stayed up just to wait and see if anything would happen while you were watching- and it had, relentless sounds of scratching and dragging metal near your doorway bothering you all night. You had gotten no sleep, staying up the entire time after that out of sheer terror.
However, you and your feeble arms had no chance of defeating whatever ghosts had decided to torture your sleep schedule, so you knew trying to do something against it on your own was a futile attempt. The next most logical choice was to ask Es for help, them being the prison guard and all, but you already knew that poor kid was getting worked to the bone with absolutely no pay, so you preferred to leave them alone.
So here you were, standing in front of the cell door for prisoner 003, hovering your fist in front of it for a moment before knocking down on the cold metal.
Fuuta looked disgruntled as he peeked his head through an opening in the door, red hair disheveled and dark circles under his eyes as he glared up at you with a slight pout on his face. “What do you want?” His voice was in his usual growly tone, but softer than he used it with most when it came to you.
You gave the boy a sheepish grin. “Um.. sooo… I have this little… problem back at my cell.”
He narrowed his eyes at you as he released his grip on the door, letting it open properly as he leaned against the doorframe. “How’s that my issue? Shouldn’t you bug the little brat about that sort of thing?” He huffed, tapping his foot against the floor in impatience.
“Well- It’s. Uh. It’s complicated.”
He continued to stare at you, not convinced as he just looked at you with a sort of judgement in his eyes. He sighed in defeat after a moment before stepping back, a silent invitation for you to come in. You complied, shuffling past the redhead and taking a moment to glance over his cell- it was esentially the same as yours, except with a couple of drawings from Amane taped up against the walls. “What’s the issue?”
You fell silent for a moment. “Well- So- Uh- I think my cell is haunted???” 
Fuuta blinked at you.
“You.. think your cell.. is haunted?” You nodded. He scoffed, looking at you for a moment as if to tell if you were being serious before crossing his arms. “No it isn’t.”
“It is! I swear, it is! There’s these- noises- and--”
“Noises?” He grinned at you. “Oh, how horrible. You sure sound like you’re in really grave danger--” You elbowed him at the stomach, succesfully getting him to shut up before glaring at him.
“Lemme show you, then.” Fuuta blinked at you, hesitating for a moment before shrugging with an air of forced boredom. “If it’s a safety concern, I’m sure i can convince Es to let you sleep on a mattress on the floor in my cell tonight. Then you can see for yourself.”
Hours passed, you having headed back to the commons area to converse with some of the other prisoners for a little bit, before dinner, evening routines, etcetera etcetera. After the rather shabby meal, complete with a few stray pieces of Jacklope’s hair which you had to pick out of your food, you made your way to Es’s office, knocking quietly on the opened door to announce your presence.
“Can I help you?”
Ah, yes. Here came the social anxiety. For being fifteen, Es was terryfying. “Um. So.. ahaahah. I think my cell is haunted and since I don’t feel entirelt safe would it be okay if Fuuta stayed in there??” Your words stumbled over each other as you spoke with unreasonable speed, face red with how stupid it really sounded when you said it all. Not to mention Es’s judgemental stare, which was served with a side of cold silence.
“...As long as you don’t do anything… bad… then I see no issue with it.” 
After everyone went about their usual routines and got themselves ready for bed, Es supervising as you and Fuute carried the mattress into your own cell. All the other prisoners said goodnight, not going without a little chirp from Mahiru about how cute she thought it was that Fuuta was staying with you, and Es finally let you be after plenty of promises that you would not be any ‘passionate frolicking’. 
An uneasy silence settled over the two of you for about twenty minutes while you just, kind of.. sat there, Fuuta staring at the door expectantly before turning to you with an annoyed expression. “Thought you said there were noises---”
Perfectly timed, the indistinct noise of what sounded like a faint, pained cry coming from the door, to which Fuuta jumped noticeably, muttering something of a ‘what the fuck’ under his breath. He glanced back up at you, now much more trusting as he gave you an almost concerned expression. “You hear that shit every night?”
You nodded. “For at least a week.”
With a pause, Fuuta slowly crawled up onto your bed and inched closer to you, refusing to speak as he directed his gaze back at the door. After about one whole minute of slight peace, there was another noise, and you could feel Fuuta tense up next to you, before he ultimately reached an arm over and draped it over your shoulder. 
"I.. I'll keep you safe, okay?"
─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ─── End
(Props to @mondaymelon for giving me the phrase ‘passionate frolicking’. truly, a sacrifice we will never forget.)
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gothic-thoughts · 1 year ago
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His Favorite Rival
Tengen Uzui x Black GN Reader Fluff
CollegeAU, Bully!Tengen(not toxic, dw), Enemies2Lovers
CW: passing notes, Tengen got no wives, they/them pronouns
Word Count: 1110 (give or take)
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 After only a few weeks of attending Music Theory, you managed to catch the eye of Tengen Uzui, the man many people warned you about since you were new to the university. During your time here, you heard more and more of Tengen’s misdeeds from your friends every day with them mentioning damn near everything from stealing to beating students up with his friends, leading your to try to avoid him, but that was kinda hard since you shared a class with the flamboyant 6’6 man.
 Avoiding him was made extra hard with him sitting only a few seats across from you and he abused the hell outta that fact by tossing notes onto your desk every other day. Despite his bad rep, they usually said something nice or teasing, so you expected no different when the scrunched up paper lands on your notebook today. You open it and it reads:
  "This is boring (-_-)  how about I save both of us and bring u back to my dorm?"
 Your jaw drops and you look over at him with raised eyebrows and widened eyes as the professor droned on about timing. In response, Tengen winked making the students closest to him snicker leading you to believe that they were his friends and this was a prank. Your face heats up slightly as you face forward, trying to drown out the hushed laughter and shake the feeling of their stares. By the time you collect yourself, the buff man was sitting next to you and leaning over the desk to whisper in your ear.
"Hey~"
"What, when did--"
"Whaddya say?" He whispered, winking, "Ditch this class? I can make it worth your while?"
"Go die."
Tengen scoffs with amusement, "Or what~?"
 The area around you two went quiet as a few other students looked at the scene he was causing. He was only doing it for attention: your attention. He didn't care who saw but of course you did with not knowing anyone in school aside from him and your small group of friends.
"Or I'll kill you myself." Your groan under your breath.
He looks you up and down, smiling mischievously, "Oh, that's hot."
"Go fuck yourself."
"How about you try to make me~?"
"I don't have to; you bother me so much, you probably do it daily thinking about me."
His smile turned into a smirk as he leaned close to your face. "How'd you know?"
 You groan quietly at his comment before kicking his shin under the table to hopefully make him leave you alone while you hide the burning in your face. Tengen yelps in pain, making his friends and a couple students laugh out loud as he rubbed his leg.
“I knew I had an effect on you."
"Mr. Uzui!" The teacher says, tapping her foot, "What are you doing?”
“Listening of course, Miss Anri.” 
“Uh huh, yeah. Stop flirting in class, look for a partner on your own time." 
"Miss--"
The professor just turned back to the board, "Just shut up and pay attention, Tengen."
"Finally someone who agrees."
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 The next day you were in Music Theory sitting nowhere near Tengen or his friends, which gave you a very conflicting feeling in your chest. Like of course you liked him, he was one of the hottest boys on campus but he was also one of the loudest. As you saw yesterday, he can be a little much, even when he was being the tamest version of himself. While deep in your thoughts, someone tapped on your shoulder but when you look at them it didn’t seem to be one of Tengen’s friends but he was holding a small, folded piece of paper.
“Lemme guess, Uzui?”
“Yeah.” They say, resting it on your desk, “Sorry, you guys are having a rough patch.”
"We are not a---ugh!"
 You throw your head back in exhaustion as they walk back to their seat quickly as to not be seen by the professor. I scan the room for Tengen and see he was sitting at his desk, looking at you with unbridled excitement for you to open the note. But instead of giving the bully the satisfaction of pranking you again, you made sure he saw you crumple it in your fist before tossing it onto your desk, tilting your head to the side as you glare at him.
Another note was passed to you during lunch and knowing Uzui had to be somewhere in the area, looking on with excitement, you rip it up and throw it out without looking for him. The next day, your white-haired classmate finally decides to approach you outside of class, stopping you in the hallway with a flirty wink as he leans on the wall next to him. He finally approaches you after class.
"Been trying to get a hold of you for a while now, (Y/n).”
“You say that like you got my number.”
“Right, that being said, why are you ignoring my notes?"
“Because I don’t like you.” You step around him and strut away, “And stop telling people that we're going through marital problems.”
“What, don’t like me?” He starts to follow you, “What do you mean, you don’t like me?”
“What I said.”
"(Y/n), don't just walk away from me while I confess! Confessions have never been this hard for me before!”
“Whatever, Uzui.”
"Baby please~"
“I’m not your baby. We’re in public, don't call me that before people think we're dating.”
"Good.” He grabs your arm and gently tugs you back to him, “I swear this isn’t just some joke.”
“Cap.”
“It’s not, I’m being deadass, why do you think I started passing notes to you in the first place?”
“Cuz I’m new and an easy target?”
“No stupid, cuz I wanted to get to know you better. You were being awkward so I thought you weren’t getting it so I tried being more direct.”
“That’s why you invited me to your dorm?”
“Yes!”
 He pulls you in close, his body touching yours. You could feel his chest touch your back and his face inches away from yours.
“Like I said, this is the hardest confession I’ve ever had to do. I tried to avoid doing this in person but that was the most unflashy way I’ve ever done things. So here I am, in the middle of the hallway...asking you out properly.”
“And this isn’t some ‘prank-the-new-kid’ shit?”
“I put that on my life.”
“God, you’re a piece of work.” You groan with a small smirk, “Fine, one date.”
He winks. “All I need to make you love me.”
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thedomesticanthropologist · 7 months ago
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Here I am back with some hot takes about what I, personally, would do in the BG3 universe were I yeeted into it and forced to be... the Main Character
First of all, I love the idea of having played the game before getting sucked into the world because it adds a layer of horror that I don't think would even benefit you one bit. Knowing exactly what's going to go down would be DISABLINGLY horrific.
But OK. OK, so let's say I'm there. And I get granted like, main character abilities. Sorcerer makes the most sense cause like, you just HAVE powers. Gucci. We good.
I would gay panic the minute I met Shadowheart. Sorry. End of world what? Half elf with twinkling eyes and a swaying braid just told me to be her leader. Im- hghhh
Laezel I honestly think I could hold my own against. When it comes to fight or flight I am a flightless bird and her particular brand of bullying in the first act I know I could assert myself.
Gale... besties. I married my partner partially because I love info dump. As a kid I watched a movie about robots who rich people had in their homes like a Google or a Alexa but human shaped and you could ask them questions all day and I was like, I want one. Gales that guy. I wanna listen all day. But if he fell in love with me I'd be so mad 😠 no, wizard. Sit down and tell me fun facts. No thirsting.
Because I'm traumatized with a deep desire to feel safe I think I'd gravitate to Wyll a lot for organizing the camp, spending time together, easing fears, etc. He's also really safe to physically be around so I can see myself being quick to instigate hugs and stuff. No getting a crush on me tho, Wyll, no. Down boy.
Karlach probably would intimidate me more than Laezel. Lemme just say, not because she's bad, but because she's a firecracker. Her explosive rage in her personal quest would probably have me hanging back but then when we get back to camp we'd be chill pretty quick
I'd be all over Halsin because he'd make me feel safe, also. I have this thing about safety. He's also so concerned with the shadow curse I wouldn't worry about his crush at all but would very much enjoy his warm presence by the fireside
At the Goblin Party, I guarantee I'd not sleep with Astarion, mostly because HOW he comes on to you would be a big nope for me. Gale with his "pay attention to only me tonight or else I'm not gonna show u a magic trick would have me being like k bye, I'd comfort Wyll and give him space, I'd walk past Karlach and wish her well partying, I'd ignore Laezel and if she told me I smell good sweaty I'd go bathe in the lake.
In fact, sorry, but I am NOT engaging in a big party until after I get a bath at the druid camp. Maybe I saved the tieflings just to be able to make them make me a hot bath. I'm just saying.
I'm walking into that party CLEAN and I'll sit with Shadowheart at the waterfall and I wouldn't be allowed to drink because I'm sober 😭 but I think my entire horny ass party would be very disappointed
Then I'd go and dance like an absolute hoe on a rock to let off steam in the middle of camp, still sober, and pass out by the fire.
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mrfartpowered · 2 months ago
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having a rough go of it so am typing this up instead of paying attention during class…lemme talk abt weinerham and origami angel for a sec
Origami Angel is a band that I’ve loved for years, but when I fixated on this year RC9GN, their music became a fixture of my character playlists — first Randy’s, then the weinerham mix
and because Origami Angel became a fixation-by-association, I kinda view their music as how 30 Seconds to Math sounds once the boys are all grown up. if you’re not familiar w this band and you enjoy loud guitars & harsh drums with a side of heartfelt lyrics, i 1000% recommend them !! start w the Somewhere City album, it’s their best :3
Mobius Chicken Strip is THEE weinerham song to me, from sound to lyrics to vibe. even the title is their vibe!! it’s silly and clever and does nothing to tell you how poetic and emotional the actual song is. and that’s saying something, cuz there’s a LOT of songs that I think fit weinerham perfectly !! but — as I’ve said time and time again — weinerham’s core is their friendship. they have got each other’s backs no matter what. the romance is a bonus. MCS nails that on the head, I think.
now…weinerham wedding….i have to be fully honest guys. i DO think their vows are done in song. idc if it’s out of character idc that it’s cliche. listen to Find Your Throne and think about it as coming from Randy, for Howard. I’ve said this before, but no one in canon ever gives Howard the respect or recognition he deserves. nor do the writers!!! and a common anti-Howard argument I see is that Randy can do better. so there’s something deeply special to me about Randy being Howard’s number-one cheerleader/defender/supporter. FYT makes me ILL.
and it goes both ways! Randy, outside of being the ninja, is just some guy. unlike Howard, he doesn’t get along with other people super easy. he is capital-D Devoted to Howard, but Howard never thanks him for it. (my explanation for this is that he has trouble expressing emotions.) so I present to you: Skeleton Key. Howard’s vows, one big thank-you for everything Randy has done and will continue to do. Howard’s promise that, even when he can’t say it, he sees Randy and loves him back just as much as Randy loves him. are u feeling sick yet because I AM.
and finally, where would I be without mentioning Looking Out for You? this was the song that started it all — the first time I connected weinerham with Origami Angel. again, I view it from Randy’s perspective, just because I view him as the ‘softer’ of the two, if only by a small margin lol. I dont have much else to say I just wanted an excuse to recommend this band to all of you LOL
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munsster · 2 years ago
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I just rewatched 10 Things I Hate About You and can’t stop thinking about Billy x a reader who is similar to Kat (Idk if you’ve watched it, if not then just ignore this) but could you do any headcanons or anything for this?
10 things i hate about billy hargrove
A/N: i fuckin love this movie and i love miss kat stratford and her hot grungy bf
Pairing: Billy Hargrove x Fem!Reader, 10 Things I Hate About You AU
Warnings: 10 things i hate about you AU, fluff, enemies to lovers, pet names (doll), fem!reader
the story the headcanons
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dustin, lucas, and steve are 100% the ones trying to set billy up with you
at first it was dustin and lucas trying to befriend max
then realizing they’d have to distract her scary ass brother
“i heard he smokes 10 packs a day” + “didn’t he just get out of jail???” + “no way, all he did was break some guy’s leg” “dude, he’s gonna murder us” + “i heard he has a chainsaw collection. and it’s stored right next to his hunting knife collection” + “dude… he’s gonna murder us”
THEN realizing steve is acquainted with him
and, finally, realizing steve has other connections
like you, for instance
clever, stubborn, and most of all: distracting
turns out, you and billy already know each other!!!!!
also, turns out, you and billy already hate each other
like fr loathing, foaming at the mouth, seething sexually charged hatred
so when dustin bribes steve into bribing billy into dating you, it doesn’t go so well
(“you think i’m fuckin’ stupid, golden boy? there’s no chance in hell—” “actually, i think you’re a loser and… i have a debt to repay” “so you think $30 is gonna convince me to take some shrew on a date?” “fine, i’ll give you $50” “$100” “$75. and if it goes well *sigh* i’ll give u the $25” “one date?” “yup” “deal”)
so now he’s got 75 bucks in his pocket and a cigarette between his lips and his sights set on you
you’re right outside the music room perched on an amp with a stratocaster in your lap
and you KNOW this asshole stalks up to you and flicks your amp off WHILE YOU’RE PLAYING 🤬
oh and he lays it on thick, he is working for that extra $25
“hey, don’t i know you?” + “shit, you sit in front of me in history” + “sooooo… how ‘bout that mrs. click, huh—ow, jesus” + “play nice” + “so… you know any whitesnake?” + “c’mon, doll, how ‘bout you let me take you to a party friday night—lemme guess, not your scene, right?” + “what..? you want a drag?”
he is definitely being too nice to you
so you tell him to scram and he gets all defensive and oooooH he is fuming
dustin and lucas are watching from behind a tree or bush or something and they just *facepalm*
and max like BEGS steve to pay him more and steve is all like mumblegrumblebrbrbrb i already paid him
but steve gets PISSED at billy like “give me my money back if you’re not even gonna try”
and billy scoffs like “hey man, i’m tryna work a miracle. shit takes time”
then he finds your car in the lot after school, leaned against the driver’s side like
(“nice car. y’know, you can bum a ride with me anytime.” “as… radical as that sounds, i prefer riding in cars that don’t smell like smoke” “hey. the camaro’s a smoke-free zone, doll face. keepin’ it clean just for you” “bite me” “don’t have to tell me twice”)
at this point the three stooges—dustin, lucas, steve—and max decide to do a little digging
and actually????? you and billy are scarily alike
same music taste, hang out at the same places, hate the same people
it’s a wonder nobody thought of this sooner
so steve keeps giving billy advice like “she goes to that one really weird place with the loud music on thursdays so go and… try to look nice, alright?”
“are you sayin’ i don’t look nice, harrington?”
“NO. 😐” steve likes to rethink all of his life choices sometimes
anyways, billy goes, of course, and he spots you immediately
and you look hot
you’re dancing up by the stage, and even the bassist is making eyes at you
if he didn’t think you were a bitch, he probably would’ve bought you a drink by now
he’s also wearing a shit ton of cologne because he got nervous he prioritizes smelling good ���
and he looks down at the little piece of paper steve gave him and labeled ‘USE IN CASE OF EMERGENCY’, so he opens it and it says “say ‘can i have your number because i lost mine’ and then make a cool face, the ladies love that one”
jesus christ, harrington, how did you ever get laid
then you’re blowing past him in your miniskirt and boots headed for the bar, so he follows you and leans up next to you
(“you come here often?” “do you?” “you kidding? this is my favorite spot” “yeah, right. now, if you’d excuse me, should be getting back to my—” “aw, come on, doll, let me hang around. i’m good asshole repellent” “is that because like repels like?” “har har”)
despite your resistance, he’s right
this place is a breeding ground for weirdos, and you were actually kind of glad that billy stuck around
that and he didn’t dance with anyone else the whole night, even if he wasn’t exactly dancing with you either
he stayed close, but he knew he’d get chewed out if he touched you
it was nice to have—
a friend??? you’re not sure that’s what this is, but having someone is better than having to look out for yourself all of the time
and at the end of the night, he walked you to your car after realizing you were drinking water the whole night
“yunno, my offer for tomorrow night still stands.”
ah yes the party
and you get in your car like “good to know😶”
he’s about to walk away when you roll down the window and say “pick me up at 8”
ohhhh you better believe he’s smirking to himself the whole way home
billy calls max at lucas’s, telling her to ‘keep herself busy tmrw’ because he’d be gone
max hangs up and bolts to the living room to tell the three stooges (who have been joined by mike and robin):
“BILLY’S TAKING HER TO THE PARTY TOMORROW—YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?????” “moviE NIGHT AT STEVE’S HOUSE!!!!” “NO!” “YAYYYY”
anyways, this date-not-date has him all palms sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy
Nervous with a capital n
he pulls up, walks to the door (a first, he’s the honking type), knocks, and is pretty much floored when you open the door and slam it behind yourself
“oh hi.”
and you half smile like “oh hi”
and he is alarmingly close to you, but you are determined to keep your arms/body about half an inch from his chest while he just
blink blink
stares down at you
“are you… feeling okay?”
he SNAPS out of it
“feeling fine. let’s go” but he definitely had that glazed over, pale but also sweaty and feverish, lifeless flu-gaze just then
true to his word, his car actually smells…. kinda sweet
vanilla somethin-or-other. some kind of baked good. you can’t really place it all too well. pancakes?
DOESN’T MATTER 😟 were u really just thinking about how good his car smells???
embarrassing 😳 for u
all the while he is just about ready to implode while tripping along behind you into the loud ass party
you’re gorgeous
and lost immediately
you roll your eyes when a pretty cheerleader runs her fingers through the curly ends of his hair and coos his name sweetly
you’re out of sight when she plants a kiss on his cheek, and he unceremoniously shoves her away
he gets that treatment all night
people are suddenly obsessed with him?????? god 🙄
by the time he actually finds you again, it’s two hours later, and you’re watching cartoons in the living room in some guy’s lap leaning against him like—like ?? i dont know but GOD billy could die right there
you’re just giggling to yourself, suddenly tame and half-lidded and pressing yourself against some stranger in a dark room with a red solo cup in your hand
“alright, doll, time to wrap it up, it’s gettin’ late” “no it’s not. why do you care?” “cmon, i’m playing chaperone, let’s go” “nuh-uh—”
and then sideburns over here goes “think the lady can speak for herself, buster” and that’s pretty much billy’s last straw
it’s no secret he has a talent for physical altercations with assholes, so he manages you off the guy’s lap before yanking him up by the collar and laying him out on the floor
just wailing on him really, and you’re slurring out some curses to yourself, trying so hard not to watch but billy is undoubtedly stunning
even while yk beating some sicko up
“alright, let it go!” tommy shouts from the back of the crowd that inevitably formed when someone yelled fight “billy, come on”
and he uses his sleeve to wipe at his bloody nose before tilting his head back, grabbing your hand, and jetting out the back door
“the hell wh—just happened?????” …. you are three sheets to the wind i am afraid
“leave it. i—he was… dunno, you’re gonna be mad no matter what i do so”
and you stop on the sidewalk by his car, tugging his hand and impulsively—drunkenly, gently, coyly, with your lip between your teeth—reach for one of his loosely wound curls
“that guy was pretty weird anyway” your eyes go wide, and he chuckles
“let’s get you home”
“it’s like ten??????????”
“so you’ll be asleep by, what? eleven?”
“better race home then.”
you slump into the passenger’s seat with a—for lack of a better word—sauced smile
not all there, googly eyes, half drooling, it’s a sight
and when he glances at you, you’re staring back at him and it makes him nervous
he finally gets you tucked into bed, sitting next to you with a sigh
“you always get shitfaced at parties?”
“you always abandon your date at parties?”
“touché.”
and he just messes with your blankets, making sure you dont throw up on yourself while you’re still awake
“you’re bleeding. riiiiiiiight”—you poke his temple and he hisses—“there!”
“got it, dollface. thanks.”
“noo problemo, billy-o. heheh.”
he snickers and shakes his head, finally standing from the bed and flicking the lights off
“gonna be alright, sweetheart?” you nod “alright. i’m gonna trust you on this one”
and JUST as he turns to leave—
“billy?” 🥺
its sososo soft and he whips around like “YES!!”
and you pucker your lips
and GOD
as bad as he wants to, you’re too plastered for a goodnight kiss
and this night doesn’t exactly warrant one either
admittedly he had been a shithead
maybe next time
he pecks your cheek quickly before heading home
oh and now you’ve got a Grudge
you do not speak to him. you do not look at him. but try as you might, billy hargrove is really hard not to think about
not with the longing glances you catch him giving you or the way he tends to linger around wherever you are or the way he calls your name as you storm out of the gym
and then he FINALLY starts leaving you alone
no glances or shouting or longing
but homeroom, friday morning, one week after the incident (if you can really call it that)
*tap tap* “is this thing on”
over the loud speaker???? that’s definitely billy’s voice, and you have to laugh at the shrill screaming of the woman who takes care of attendance in the background
“good morning, hawkins high, this one goes out to someone i should have apologized to a week ago. hey,”—he doesn’t say your name, but your entire class swivels their heads to look at you—“if you’re listening, i’m sorry, about last week and i’d like to take you to prom if you’ll have me. and if this announcement isn’t convincing enough then…..”
everyone seems to hold their breath in anticipation of his next words
oh but what comes next is so much better than that
“without you…… there’s no change—”
he’s singing. he’s singing over the loud speaker to the entire school.
and your homeroom riots.
there’s howling and cackling and someone shouts “billy’s down bad!”
you cover your face but you cant hide that smile from a mile away
“my nights and days are gray”
he couldn’t have picked a more embarrassing song, and you’re relieved when the principal bursts in to the office
theres muffled shouting while billy tries to croak out the next line and then a manic “sorry, hawkins high, this is your principal. we formally apologize for the—”
“there’s no place for lovers in this world thanks to hard asses like you” billy grumbles from the background
then there’s a fumbling and an expletive and a short and high-pitched tone to signal the end of the announcement
you find billy at lunch, and his buddies hoot and holler when you grab his wrist and tug him away
“what the hell did you do that for”
“you”
“yeah i got that”
“well?”
“well what?”
and he gives you this look like he’s lying in wait for an answer
and you soften and let go of his wrist: “that was stupid”
“but you liked it” he shrugs
“yeah”
“so…… is that a yes?”
“yeah—just…. yeah, alright? but don’t do that again”
“i wont”
“promise?”
“i promise”
“thank you”
and his nose scrunches because before you can walk away, he catches you by the hand and taps his jaw and turns his head and you roll your eyes
“whatever”
but you kiss his cheek anyways
and then like ten minutes later, steve find him and slides him a fifty like “dude, that was solid, i cant believe you pulled it off”
but billy shakes his head and crumples the bill back into steves hand like
“nah, don’t need it”
and steve��s eyes r so wide like…… ogey…. what just happened
and then cut to saturday—prom—and billy is like FREAKING out, he did his hair all nice and spent the money steve’s been giving him on renting a tux and buying a corsage and boutonnière for the two of you
“ay, mallrat, here”—and he hands max a $20–“get lost for a couple hours, alright?”
“why?”
“‘m fucking busy—”
“with what? or… who?”
“get out”
dude max is doing a VICTORY DANCE on her way to lucas’ house because holy shit???? it worked??? and billy’s actually paying her for her freedom???? this is the life🤩
and billy knocks on your door, knowing he’s early as hell and over eager
what’s gotten into him. he doesn’t just do things like this. he doesn’t show up early or feel all tingly and actually pleasant. ever. for anything or anyone.
and god do you look beautiful. like youre glowing.
he opens the door for you and holds his breath when you pin his boutonnière on and holds your hand on the drive to the venue
“may i have this dance” he is putting the moves on
“you do know i’m your date, right?”
“doesn’t hurt to ask”
so you two dance together and then….
the slow dance 🥺
he holds you to his chest and PRAYS you don’t feel his heart beating wildly
it’s just. you look at him like he’s more than his reputation and more than the things he pretends to be, and he’s never received something as tender as that before.
and about an hour into the night, steve grooves over with a devious look on his face, butting in while you two dance together
“so this is what you spent all that money on? man, i would’ve given you more if i’d’ve known”
and billy’s eyes go wide because you’re SCOWLING at him like
“what money?”
“nothing, he’s—he doesn’t know what he’s talking about”
“billy? what money?”
and steve just backs away… 😟
“did he….. did he pay you to take me out?”
“no, that’s not—it’s not what it sounds like”
“yeah right. hope he paid you a shit ton, cause im a handful, right? god, i can’t believe this—i really hope he made this whole deal worth it to you.”
oh man……..
weeks go by
you brush him off and avoid him and sometimes don’t even show up to the classes you have together
but if only you knew
he feels so guilty and on edge and like he could punch steve in the face for being such a dickhead
then comes the final project in your shared english class
“can i present first?”
it’s you.
billy almost perks up until you look him in the eye and you do not look happy
“i hate the way you talk to me…”
(i’m not gonna rewrite miss stratfords iconic poem, but i will rewrite the first + last line for dramatic effect)
“but mostly, i hate the way i don’t hate you. not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all”
and you sit back in your seat, leaving billy feeling more dejected than before
he can’t help but look to his own little sister for help
“what are you, a sap?
“shut up, i need help”
“what’s in it for me?”
“i won’t say shit when you go over to your boyfriends house” he groans
“deal”
and he explains the whole thing and his shit luck and how he needs to get you back
“well how about special interests? maybe make up with concert tickets or a puppy or something—"
“got it. thank’s max” and he ruffles her hair and she whines about it but she’ll be fine
next day, you’re literally just walking to your car when you see a guitar leaned up against the door
and you 🫢
“surprise”
he comes up behind you, glancing over your shoulder when you grab for the teal mockingbird in utter silence
“how did you—wha—why did you—billy….”
“it’s alright, you can say thank you”
“you suck”
“i know”
and you look between him and the guitar with a grin “i love it”
“i know” and he sighs and pushes a hand thru his hair
“i never did it for the money. maybe at the beginning, but steve’s an idiot. i would’ve done it for free. you weren’t some thing to just conquer, and i shouldn’t have treated it like a game. i’m sorry, doll. and i’ll get it if you never forgive me. you can still keep the guitar”
he puts his hands in his pockets and looks away
but you just jab at his chest and grin like
“you can’t just do that, you know? and a guitar won’t make up for everything”
“yeah, i know, i know” he pulls something out of his pocket, mirroring your smile when he puts the small box into your hand
“that’s exactly why i came prepared with this”
“a ring?????? jesus christ”
“not one of those rings. its like… like a promise ring. but more like…. i promise not to be an asshole ever again.”
“i dunno billy, that’s a pretty big commitment for you”
“shut up. i’ll do it for you, dolly” oh and he’s cheeky with it, one hand on your hip and tilting his head to the side with a smirk
“oh and one more thing” he says, watching you slide the ring onto your middle finger
“mhm?” you blink up at him, but he’s gazing a little lower than the tip of your nose
he leans closer and closer, and you lean back against your car, lips parting as he smiles wife and kisses you hard
“been waiting to do that for a while now”
“well…….. what took you so long?”
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dishushu · 1 year ago
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i remember it, all too well.
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42!miles g morales x reader
summary: you've been dating someone for a year and slowly you realize they've become distant. barely texting you, not showing any admiration, always out clubbing. until you went to their place and see something unspeakably wrong, you snap and they try to come back to you. months later, still broken. you met miles and you two become very close. one day you see them again and you can remember the memories all too well.
warnings: super angst (fluff in the end of COURSE) cursing, bad spanish (i’m so sorry y’all😭) creepy ex bro, cheating.
a/n: WHOOP i started listening to atwtmv for like a 100 times and it gave me the idea to write this (all hail taylor swift!!) this is gonna be so angsty i swear like im so sorry yall 😭 but lemme tell y’all i swear 42 miles has rizz i’m not lying
words: 2.2k
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your life was pretty fine the past few months since you’ve met your partner.
they were, everything you wanted. they loved you to the moon and back and you said the same thing too.
but a year passed and things started to change, drastically.
they stopped paying attention to you, stopped hanging out with you, was always on their phone and most of all, always went clubbing.
you’d be at your place and it was around 12:45 in the morning, he was supposed to come by.
the first thing that came up to your mind was text him, they were probably busy anyway?
…..
love&lt;3
12:46 am
y/n: babe, wru? you were supposed to come to my place an hour ago.
seen 12:48 am.
y/n : hello?
seen 12:50 am.
……
you sighed, tossing your phone to the side of the bed as u curled up in ball, thinking why they left you on seen.
you decided to go check up on them yourself, so you put your shoes on and walked over to his apartment.
you knocked on their door, seemingly waiting for an answer, there was none.
so you opened the door which was seemingly unlocked, and scanned around the room, calling out their name.
when you heard loud music from his room.
you knocked but there was no answer as you thought the music was drowning your knock so you opened it.
and oh boy were you in for a surprise.
you dropped your purse on the floor as you stood there as if you saw a ghost, but instead you saw them making out with someone else.
“so that’s how shits going huh.” you said bluntly with tears in your eyes as your words jolted both of them up and your partner turned to look at you.
“it’s not what it seems like bab-“ they were protesting, pushing the other person away and walking to you but you cut them off and pushed them away.
“there’s nothing to fucking explain!” you screamed. “its all right infront of me, dont even bother.” you said as the tears flowed out of your eyes, looking away.
“please love im sorry i- just- give me another chance” they tried to grab your hands and you pulled away quickly.
“so you just can call me up again just to break me like a fucking promise huh? i expected better from you.” my voice cracked at every word as i walked away and slammed the door shut.
i was home, on the floor. in a ball of sadness. tears, snot, everything flowing out. while they kept texting me.
…..
unknown number.
1:15 am
un: babe please
un: please im sorry
un: i won’t do it again
un: forgive me
seen 1:20 am.
…..
you knew damn well he was lying so you blocked the number, shutting off your phone and sliding it across the room.
that day, your whole heart broke, you never felt anything anymore, love was completely just a game to you
but do you think everything will change soon?
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it was your usual day. wake up, get ready for work, walk, get to work and actually work.
you worked at the cashier in some convenience store.
you’d felt numb and dull the past few weeks and didn’t really have the motivation to do anything, but you had to so you did. but you just remember everything all too well.
you were doing your job as normal and nothing around changed honestly, it was just your average normal day until someone came in that caught your eye.
it was a boy about your age, he was wearing sweatpants and a sweater, the way his jawline stands out and his braids touching his shoulders.
you thought he was cute but you shook off your feelings and went on with your day.
you noticed he was catching a few glances from you, you thought of it as nothing when he paid normally and went out the store.
but he kept coming back to the store every single day for the whole week and you two start to talk a bit more, but not your actual huge conversations.
but this one time. he was in the store picking up a few stuff and bringing it to the counter.
you scanned the items as you put it in a paper bag,
“15.44.” you told him the price.
“keep the change.” he said giving you a 20 and his spanish accent had you rolling on the floor (metaphorically).
you mumbled a thank you as he walked out, you were going to put the 20 in the cash box but suddenly, you saw a note attached to it.
* xxx-xxx-xxxx, my number. text me soon hermosa. - miles:) *
you were shocked to the brim as u held the paper in hand profusely blushing as you started to smile a bit.
did a guy just really give his number out to you?
you kept the note in your pocket, still blushing and went on with your day. until you came back home
you held the note in your hand again, still contemplating if you should put the number in your phone.
you did it anyway.
as you shakily typed the number in your phone, you added his name in the contact number and pressed the message button.
…..
miles(?)
10:05 pm.
y/n: hello?
*minutes pass by and you were doubting a message back from him. but your phone dinged.*
miles(?): hey
*you were shaking in your bed as you saw his reply.*
y/n: you’re miles right?, the guy from the store?
miles(?): the one and only. miles(?): and you’re…?
y/n: sorry.. i’m y/n
miles(?): nice name ;)
*at that point you were shocked by the little winky face he put*
y/n: the same goes to you :)) y/n: so.. weird question but why’d you give me your number?
miles(?): just thought you were cute.
*his reply literally had you in shambles and you didn’t know what to reply with but it hit you. it could be your ex’s friend again trying to get on you for breaking up with them.*
y/n: are u sure? because i swear to god if you’re one of my ex’s friends trying to shit on me for breaking up w them i will literally murder you.
miles(?): i swear, i don’t know who your ex is. but are you okay though?
*i sighed in relief, knowing that they stopped doing it.*
y/n: yeah, sorry i’m just paranoid. y/n: i gotta go, talk to you soon?
miles(?): alright, see ya soon hermosa.
……
you closed your phone and start to smile, but it feels like everything that went down happened was only yesterday, time won’t fly for you. it’s like your paralyzed in your own heartbreak.
you lay down in your bed, thoughts drowning in you as you start to fall asleep.
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days turn to weeks and you and miles start to become closer friends. and you wouldn’t deny to admit that you liked him, ALOT.
but you never told him. you were scared of commitment ever since it happened.
you never told him, you never bothered to say anything because he never asked you and you were fine with it. until one day.
you both were on the rooftop at his place laughing about anything and everything, talking about what happens.
until he asks a question.
“so, that day, the day you first messaged me about your ex’s friends shitting on you for what happened, whyd you think i was one of them?” he looked at the stars slyly, glancing at you at times.
“well.” you sighed, fiddling around with your fingers,
“i didn’t know who his friends were, so they would come around at work, giving me their number and i would text them obviously and they would always tell me i was cute or something but the next second they just shit on me saying mean stuff and i kinda just couldn’t trust anyone after that.”
he looks back down to look at you , with an apologetic look on his face, when he went to scoot a bit closer to you.
“can i ask what happened?” he asked as his hand was slightly touching yours as you looked at the stars.
“we were happy for a year, everything was fine but they grew distant. they stopped talking to me and always went to clubs and came back home drunk. they seemed off for so long and i went to their place and saw them making out with someone else and i just kinda lost it, because they did this twice and i lost my shit at that point, i haven’t felt love ever since. i just kinda lost motivation, i really want my old self but i just can’t seem to find it.” tears filled your eyes to the brim as i told him everything.
as the tears start to flow out, he hugged you tightly and rubbed your back. “lo siento mucho querida.” he whispered.
“you did nothing wrong okay? it was all them.” he hugged you tighter.
as he pulled back from the hug, wiping the tears from your eyes.
it was silent for a moment after he pulled away.
“i could change that.” he spoke up after the brief silence that filled between us.
you locked at him surprised, “what.. do you mean?”
“you said.. you would never feel love again right..?” his words were soft when he spoke.
you nodded slowly as you turn to look at him looking at the stars.
“well, i could change that.” his head lowered down to look at you but you looked away.
“how will i know you end up the same as they did?” you looked down looking at your knees when you felt his hand grab your chin and pull you in closer for a kiss.
you were shocked at first but then you slowly melt in to the kiss, finally realizing he was the one.
as he pulled away, he held your hand tightly. “i promise i won’t break your heart mi amor.” he whispered. "ill give you the world, the stars if possible, anything for you."
you felt this wave of love you’ve never felt before and it made you feel full, you went to hug him tightly as you never wanted to pull back
“i love you, miles.”
“te quiero también, mi amor. más de lo que sabes.”
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after that day, you and miles started dating and it was nothing like you experienced before.
it was always flowers here, flowers there and he was just a straight up gentleman to you.
you just closed up your shop early tonight to go on your first date with miles, and when you both were walking there, you bumped into someone and both crash to the ground.
“oh my god im so sorr-“ you were frantically picking up their stuff to give it back and when you both look at eachother, you stopped talking. it was your ex.
everything, every single memory of you both flowed down your mind and you remembered it all too well.
“amor are you okay?” miles bent down to check on you when he noticed you giving a dirty glance at your ex, and it hit him.
“yeah i’m fine let’s just go.” you tried to stand up but your ex’s hand pulled you back down and restraining you from standing up.
“what the fuck do you want?” you screamed and it grabbed miles attention.
“please, im sorry i didn’t mean it can things just go back the way it was?” he protested and was on their knees begging you to stay
i pulled my hand out of his grip as we both stood up “i already told you, a million fucking times, no.”
“please i’m sorry, i- i was drunk and i wasn’t thinking straight.”
“so you’re telling me, those both times you were drunk and you weren’t thinking straight? those both times you fucking cheated on me and you weren’t thinking straight? you choosing pleasure over our goddamn relationship and you weren’t thinking straight? you could’ve thought for a SINGLE moment, will this affect my relationship? of course it fucking will you asshole. get out of my sight.” you stood back up and walked opposite where your ex was, but they wouldn’t stop and grabbed your hand again.
“just forgive me plea-“ he was about to get on his knees but miles stood infront of you and grabbed their arm tightly so they could release your arm
“back up bro, y/n already told you they don’t want you. don’t make it harder for us. one step closer and you’re gone got it?” miles let go of his hand as a warning and they nodded and ran away and miles turned to you.
“are you okay querida? you aren’t hurt anywhere are you?” he put his arms on your shoulders, scanning your body for any wounds.
“i’m okay, just a bit shaken up." you sighed, fixing your clothes.
miles was genuinely worried about you and you told him everything's fine as long he was with you.
"i'm so sorry amor that they keep doing that to you." he grabbed yout waist and pulled you in a hug.
"you know ill protect you always right?" he pulled away from the hug.
"promise?" you held out your pinky for a pinky promise and smiled softly.
"promise querida." he took his pinky and hooked it with yours and shook it softly and pulled you in another hug.
although you still remember all the heartbreaking memories all too well, you had him and that was enough for you.
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© hearts4hobie.
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myvirtuallove · 4 months ago
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Say Cheese! || Darnell x Koko (ocxcanon)
koko having darnell take her pictures, and some other silly stuff about them being otp :p
just something i’ve been thinking about and have been wanting to write some headcanons about it || kinda short
— 🫶🏾.
i already established this a little in koko’s birthday headcanons, but she doesn’t let a lot of people take her picture. kinda because she’s a bit of a perfectionist when it comes to her pictures but, yeh.
darnell however, became one of the few people who were allowed to do so, and because he does it so often now..lemme tell you he does NOT mess around. it’s like it became embedded in his head.
koko ended up buying a digital camera so she can use that or her phone—mostly using her digital camera on the more special occasions
either way, darnell does NAWTT play. at first he was just like “it ain’t even that serious just lemme take it so we can go” but now it definitely is that serious
“i think this one is cute baby” “move over a lil’.” “gimme a different pose” “yuupp. jusst like that 📸” and suchh and suchh
koko isn’t too sure where the sudden dedication came from but she isn’t complaining—she is the one who was making him take the pictures, after all.
“ouu—this one. ‘makes my ass look fat 🤭”
“cus it is.”
koko:
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THEY BOTH SCREENSHOT EACH OTHER ON FACETIME❗️❗️❗️
koko has more screenshots of darnell than he does of her—and it’s because he acts a damn fool on call. i’m a firm believer that he’s a goof ‼️.
he’ll make a stupid face and see the camera flash on the screen and will stop everything hes doing
“why would you take that.” “take what?” “stop playin’ koko”
he will literally be in the camera like this for no reason:
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he probably facetimes her at literally the most raandom times of the day. it’ll be like 11 and night and he’ll call and show that he lit some shit on fire just because
“look lol” “darnell im tryna sleep” “you can spare a few minutes 🙂🔥”
“whatchu want from the store?” “you couldn’t text me this?” “excuse me for wantin’ to see my girl”
“whys ur camera off” “‘doin’ somethin, D.” “ion care— i wanna see u, is that not why i facetimed u 🤨” sassy ass boy
“can u get me some more lighters?” “i just bought some D.” “yeah…need more tho.” “….(heavy sigh) alright.” “ty babe—i’ll pay ya’ back 😘”
falling asleep otp canon real real real
koko trying on outfits for him otp canon real real REALLL
das it for now lol
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arcplaysgames · 2 years ago
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Me like "WOW THAT'S SO PRETTY, YUSUKE YOU'RE SO TALENTED" until we go to the art exhibition, which goes like
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yusuke man psst hey uhhhh do you want a hand
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Next time, we FINALLY GET TO GO ON THE LAKE BOATS YESSSSSSSS /claps
Reverie has to row so Yusuke can focus on his sketching. He spots another set of people in an adjacent boat and pegs them as a blooming romantic couple and starts sketching them.
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Y U S U K E!!!!!
lmao it turns out they are not a couple, they are brother and sister and are Max Embarrassed at being thought of as otherwise.
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We might need to get you a coach on the subject, are you any good at skating? There's this guy, Viktor Nikiforov who might be able to assist you.
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I mean I always feel anguish in a church so do you wanna try a portrait of me?
But Yusuke's latest idea is to sketch Jesus in anguish on the cross, and Reverie is gonna be his model.
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GOD, CAN'T HAVE SHIT IN DETROIT
also lmao i am so amused by how bossy Yusuke is, I am serious that I hope the fandom has had some kind of fun with this. Yusuke should boss Reverie around all the time imo.
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The comedic timing on this moment is honestly great. Just that sad little pose while Yusuke watches, LMAO.
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I mean holding this position is GONNA cause you so goddamn anguish, but it's also going to introduce you to what the sciatica is, boys, so maybe not, lol.
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Anyway a priest rolls up like "soooo wtf y'all doin'" and then explains to Yusuke the complexities of the crucifixion and how it wasn't just about pain, blah blah.
Another swing and miss for Yusuke. Honestly, cannot wait for what comes next with him.
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Okay like this is obviously a joke, but also it's a sweet moment, because Yusuke is internalizing that the thing he was missing from the anguish of jesus (and BELIEVE ME, it hurts my heathen ass to type that with a straight face) was the hope behind the event. So he pulls the pose again as he says goodnight to Reverie as a sign of "I still have hope" and Reverie doing it back feels like him saying "Me too."
IT'S GREAT, I like Yusuke. I would pay cash money to hear these lines acted out by Mercer, lemme tell you.
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Also I am still doing the Temperance arc because I just gotta know what the fuck is going on here. Kawakami keeps getting weird pushy late night phone calls about money and.... seems to be on the hook for her sister's medical bills? Which. Sounds sketch? Is this an adult sister or a younger sibling she's caring for? Why would debt collection be happening like this? Is she involved in shady shit or is she trying to make it sound like she is to garner sympathy (see: money) from Reverie?
I have no idea.
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There is this odd moment at the end where she drops her Perky Maid Act to show what seems like genuine concern. The mention of wanting Reverie to stay "healthy" leads me to believe that her sister really is sick, or she thinks her sister is sick?
I cannot believe that the Hot Teacher Who Is Also Maid is more compelling than some of my main party confidant arcs, but here we are.
THERE IS A FUNNY MOMENT RE: THIS where Ryuji drags Reverie out to go fishing at Ichigaya and Kawakami is there and is actually an extremely skilled fisher, and Reverie gets the option to refer to her as "Master" (as in a master fisherman)
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AND SHE JUST GIVES YOU A FUCKING LOOK.
like "bitch. I see you."
gdi i think I like Kawakami, what the fuck is this game.
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you're my what now
me, who removed Ryuji from the party as soon as Yusuke showed up and hasn't looked back: /sweats nervously
but yeah for real, Junpei and Yosuke you are not, Ryuji, sorry. If anyone is my right-hand, it's Ann. but really it's more like I am Morgana's right-hand, lets be SUPER REAL here.
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bluddymonster · 6 months ago
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#FLOWKAGE
https://on.soundcloud.com/WCA4GhLTtfLd6UWM9
im here to colonize the minds of the youth that you've misled
the hat read put together am i right or am i left?
this visual demonstration
point fingers at your presentation
in a pedophilic nation
conquered by vile rapist
its a waste of back & forth
but if your hurt stay the course
you gon pay for that though
like your kids in that divorce
yes im fuckin ruthless
i'll leave this black dragon toothless
have his jaw wired shut
& unable to drink juices
go ahead call it boring and say that your snoring
them 3rd grade raps more corny than im horny
even with the one flow cant deny that im scoring
im the black cat when it come to writing stories
and these expository
stop them narratives
you got a shout from rory
that's funny not discouragin
i appreciate your courage
but you speaking about surface shit
god bless the child who has to learn shit the hardway
if u thought i would quit your in for some long days
i illicit these responses cause i spew truth like kanye
rough around the edges but never acting in a broadway
hoppin on a live speakin in such a broad sense
my heart been set since before your lil brother got hit
destiny's amusing my favorite type of entertainment
and at my GOAT arraignment we will laugh at your hatred
they dont like us
specially when you might just
mic up
& blasphemize their life till they lifeless
i'll keep it honest wit ya boy
i hate you fuckin oldheads
complaining bout the truth
though it was asked by muhammad
& i know it aint my fault
we can open the vault
go line for line
you'll get your legacy disolved
when the best of me's involved
the lesser me gets lost
that veteran minimum
just aint cutting it lil dawwww
you must be injury prone
cause the history shows
them epiphanies u had
aint changed shit at all
yall told us that this rap shit was established for the sellouts
now i echoed that statement and you wanna let a yellout ?
fuck that shit ima lay you to bed now
tuck you in nice with a pamper and some meds now
your 50 right?
how was that rectal examination?
i hope your health is amazing
but after this ass whooping
they gon have to double check ya anus
fix ya lips to diss me
yo bitch ass gon need dentures
i'll go ten for ten
you'll be the end of my adventure
the fans soul's famished
they miss when rappers were clever
you spit a fat joke
and now you falling flat forever
whats your opinion on that diddy shit?
rather hear that than these opinions bitch
put the game on me boy you know that i been killin shit
the weight on my shoulders makes me perform better bitch
call me what you want
but you cant call me a phony
thru all my worst days
i wouldn't ever look below me
to beef with anyone i dont feel is worthy
on an ig live or an ig story
the truth hurt dont it
the shoe fits dont it
i make ya mood switch
then leave you feeling broken
5 types of rappers
that we see in the game
a few worth the listens
some aint worth the plays
some tryna be lyrical
confusing syllables for message
others spit spiritual
miracles in their sentences
some sell their soul
then be rappin with a vengeance
rape the culture
then get supported by the veterans
music isnt owned
by the artist thats a fact
cant even get paid
more than a cent for your rap
but you screamin out cap
lemme spit more facts
the fact is you well respected at your craft
u respect the truth
and u appreciate the math
if they give you a percentage of a cent for a stream
that smells really similar to slavery to me
ill say this gently
since you misinterpreting heavily
if the shoe fits wear it
your medley speaks to the spirit
and you say the same thing
you gahdamn midget
what the fuck is music worth?
if we dont make no money?
that is the approach
of all these rappers who be dummies
if that shit was for you
i woulda left you a clue
you a black starr baby
i heard all your tunes
them shits inspiring
and i think the worlds spiraling
are you in a bind ?
is that why your viraling?
chasing clips consciously
i think its comedy
i'll destroy your whole colony
with my lyrical sodomy
im stomping on your playground
pushing the bullies to the ground
fuck your gatekeeping
this is my slide now
cause yall didnt back joey and he was badass
yall didnt back bishy even doom saw his talent
yall didnt back the zombies you treated em like trash bags
whole city of underachievers where the raps at?
pass the baton
or get stomped in front of your mom
and yes im spittin it calm
cause the truth in these psalms
it seem that beast coast flame
is really dying out
ice spice the hottest out
& everyline that leaves her mouth
is poop fart shit,
dont pout
their was also 6 9
and yall let that one rock
everybody on the block
was screaming the lyrics of a cop
you from a clown ass city
with rats big as birds
you can say that its gritty
its just dirty you heard
fix ya mouth to diss me
you gon end up with some dentures
on this lil adventure
ill probe you on whatever
fantastic souls famished
fishing for sumn clever
he spat a fat joke
then end up fallin flat forever
flat like the monitor
when somebody passes
the old game
was sold for the bettering of masses
anger seeping thru your pores
anytime you grab pen
tryna fix your head
to discuss everything i've said
the messenger may die
but the truth has been said
rather that then the lie's told
like rap hasn't been sold to its end
if you take the truth to heart
maybe its cause the shoe fits
but i'd never defend something
that i thought wasn't legit
rather bite my tongue
& keep the air in my lungs
then waste my time on lines of lie's
from someone white as a dove
i try to stay congruent
to the part of me that loves you
all the portions of my hate
have been healed by these tussle's
im not no russel simmons
but my meditation is in rhythm's
singing lavish hymms
about tryna change the system
polution of the mind
they want the tea like lipton
but i make the world tremble
with the truth when im spitting
anytime i utter words
their on the edge of their chairs
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