#lei xi

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Weibo TV & Internet Video Summit 2024 shares pics of The Rise of Ning’s Zhang Wanyi & Ren Min, Legend of the Female General‘s Zhou Ye & Cheng Lei, Fangs of Fortune’s Hou Minghao, Chen Duling, Yan An, Xi Zhenxuan &Lai Weiming, You Are My Lover Friend’s Zhang Xincheng & Wang Yuwen

[xinyuehui]

TIAN XIWEI & CHENG LEI for SMG New Year Eve

[movielosophy]

Wrong Carriage, Right Groom ep 1

[ava-core]

i had an idea of courier six may’s story as this sort of dark romcom—dark meaning it’s still as grisly, may still lives under the constant threat of getting her head blown off or snapped at by deathclaws—but the tone, soundtrack and framing of it is like this funny buddy adventure with boone, veronica, arcade and occasionally lily because may is secretly very fond of her super mutant gramma, who is much better than the judgemental ahmas she had in shi

give may some JOY 2024 (i can imagine the theme song being something like meteor garden (2001)’s qing fei de yi)

[kdram-chjh]

Cdrama: Wrong Carriage, Right Groom (2023)

❤️‍🔥 新婚夜要幹嘛？當然是要喝酒玩遊戲啊！ #花轎喜事 #WrongCarriageRightGroom #田曦薇 #敖瑞鵬 #優酷台灣 #优酷 #youku #shorts

Watch this video on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KgEw6X3Gnmw

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walking outside to face the world

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Tong Xue Jin Tian Hen He Mu | S01E02

Chinese Drama - 2022, 24 episodes

[modelsof-color]

Ming Xi by Wang Lei and Jiang Kun for Elle Singapore Magazine October 2023

[thismustbeso]

Song of My Softening, Omotara James / “Chevreuil mort/Biche morte” aka “The Dead Doe” (1857), Gustave Courbet / Slumber XI (2020), Xie Lei

If you liked this post please take a look at my poetry commissions for charity :)

[xiao-erlang]

I can’t help but feel like Shen Zechuan’s vindictiveness is only further proof of his gentleness and deep empathy. For a very long time, Shen Zechuan lived with self-loathing and hung onto this desire for revenge to live. But this wasn’t a desire to commit revenge for himself—Chen Yang and Fengquan mistakenly thought Shen Zechuan skinned Ji Lei out of revenge for torturing him, but they had no idea what Ji Lei had done to Hua Pingting. (All things considered, I think everyone agrees Ji Lei deserved even worse—if only that was humanly possible.) Even when he deeply hated Xi Hongxuan and Han Cheng, it was only due to what happened with Qi Huilian.

Fei Sheng found Huo Lingyun to be similar with Shen Zechuan, because they are both men who could be ruthless towards themselves. For the sake of avenging their family, they would even shed their human skin and become a scourge or a devil. But it is impossible for a person without empathy to be so deeply affected by the fate of another person—to be able to kill(sacrifice) themselves just so their loved ones can have justice.

Shen Zechuan is a person who does not waver nor hesitate to sacrifice his limbs or his life for the sake of bringing his opponent down—even Ce’an had to threaten to get himself flogged by shifu in order to get Lanzhou to be more careful—he may loathe himself, but he fights for the people he loves with all he has!! It is his gentleness and empathy that cause him to be unable to accept such grievances happening to the people he loves.

Bonus quote: (the only time Shen Zechuan was “vindictive��� for his own “grievance”)

[talk-danmei-to-me]

Working out Qjj side characters

I’m using the character guide at the end of vol 3. Characters I am clueless of are crossed out.

Let’s go!

Cen Yu

Chen Yang - he suffers, gets drunk with Qiao Tianya and pretends not to notice when Cezhou are banging. Probably responsible for keeping Xiao Chiye alive.

Ding Tao - the cutie patootie of qjj. Fell of a roof once whilst writing about Cezhou’s epic sexual tension. Baby that might grow up to be an actor if he decided guarding isn’t for him.

Fei Sheng

Fei Shi - I think he got battered with a shoe? Or is he besties with the shoe batterer?

Fengquan - shady eunuch #525

Fu Linye

Fuman - eunuch that Xiao Chiye was pally with until he threw him under the bus for regicide. These eunuchs do be eunuching.

Ge Qingqing

Gu Jin

Hai Liangyi - Work is just pain and suffering for him. Probably will only feel peace when he’s dead.

Han Cheng - Whiny little bitch boy.

Han Jin - the cleverer one.

Hua Hewei - I literally did not know this was her name when reading but she is the queen of manipulating boys mummy issues for personal gain. One day a eunuch will 100% fuck her over.

Hua Xiangyi - The dowager’s niece, getting pimped out for the cause.

Ji Gang - Shen Zechuan’s second favourite person. No Shizun fucking here.

Kong Qiu - Not to be confused with Kong Ling. has good vibes with Hai Liangyi. They’re probably the only decent people in court at this point.

Li Jianheng - Playboy emperor, listening to his dick got him stabbed. Should’ve listened to whoever it was who told him to get rid of Mu Ru. I want to say Hai Liangyi?

Li Jianyun - he’s dead.

Liang Cuishan

Mu Ru - Got pimped out to a eunuch, banged the emperor then stabbed him.

Pan Lin - May have beaten someone at a party with a shoe or is the father of a man who chose a shoe as a weapon.

Pan Xiangjie - see above.

Qi Huilian - Dead. Taught Shen Zechuan everything he knows.

Qiao Tianya - Shen Zechuan’s assistant. Has to put up with Cezhou banging whilst getting drunk with Chen Yang. Will play the Qin with pretty boys.

Tantai Hu - Nearly got sacked for disrespecting Xiao Chiye’s wife.

Wei Huaigu

Wei Huaixing

Xi Dan - banged his sister in law. Helping Shen Zechuan get that dowry.

Xi Hongxuan - decided it was a good idea to take the emperor to a brothel. Worst hangover ever. Dead.

Xue Xiuyi - Clever man buying children from brothels so he can take over the world.

Xue Xiuzhuo

Yao Wenyu - pretty boy playing a qin

Yu Xiaozai

Jiang Qingshan

Yang Cheng

Xiao Fangxu - Xiao Chiye’s dad

Xiao Jiming - Xiao Chiye’s brother

Xiao Xun - Xiao Chiye’s nephew

Lu Yizhi - Xiao Chiye’s sister in law

Zhao Hui - he hates Chen Yang.

Zuo Qianqiu

Qi Zhuyin - boss bitch. Good at military stuff. Exasperated by the shenanigans of her father.

Qi Shiyu - Qi Zhuyin’s dad. Likes women.

Lu Guangbai - BABE!!!!!! Also sad boy gone awol.

Lu Pingyan - father of a sad boy.

Kong Ling - Literally was having the worst day ever this volume.

Lei Changming - Bandit

Lei Jingzhe - Cleverer bandit

Zhou Gui - Worst host ever. Famously managed to offend both Shen Zechuan (talking about his mother) and Xiao Chiye (sending him a woman) in less than a 24 hour period. Kong Ling would like for him to stop talking.

According to my calculator I have a grasp of 72% of characters.

I’ve retained more than I thought.

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NPSS Weibo Q&A (20240831) Part 1

This is a Q&A session held on Weibo. People will tag their questions with the hashtag #南派三叔藏海花在线答疑# (#NPSS Zang Hai Hua Online Q&A#) and NPSS will look through the tag to pick some to answer. The event started at 1500 hours on 2024 August 31st. For comedic purposes, this translation will include the timestamps for the answers. And for efficiency purposes, I have left out all usernames. The usernames of the question-askers can be found via the screenshots in this folder if anyone is inclined to do that.

1422 Come ask questions at #NPSS Zang Hai Hua Online Q&A#. I will stay online and pick questions to answer without limits from 3pm onward. 1500 Q: Sanshu, what was the thing that Zhang Qiling wanted Pangzi to tell Wu Xie that Pangzi mentioned when he was fixing Wu Xie’s dislocated shoulder? My friends and I would love to know. 

A: Eat well, sleep well, wear socks even in the summer. 1500 Q: Lei, do you like this pic I made? [It’s an edit of NPSS’s face on a pink dressed magical girl body]

A: I feel like this pic is affecting the fengshui in my house.

1502 Q: Shu, it is confirmed that Ten Years is included in the ZHH drama. Then, will the drama show the changes between ZHH Wu Xie and Ten Years Wu Xie? In yesterday’s livestream you said that there are four turning points in the drama. Is it that Wu Xie will become Xie Di after being tricked four times? A: Every character and their fate all have big turning points. Whether he’s a good person or an evil person, whether his answers are real or fake, you must watch till the end [only then you’ll know].

1502 Q: Sanshu, what was Wu Xie thinking in the split second when he saw Menyouping’s portrait in Tibet? A: “What the fuck!” (T/N: swears are not very translatable in meaning. I tried.) 1503

Q: Pumpkin Sect (T/N: this might be an intentional typo punning of nanpai which means southern sect), what would the scene be like if Xiaoge’s mom met Wu Xie? Would Bai Ma be happy that her child had gained some humanity because of Wu Xie? A: Bai Ma would probably teach Wu Xie to sing. Something like The Night of Ulaanbaatar.

1505 Q: Shu, why have you been answering so many questions lately? Has there been some big thing happening?

A: They said that I’m a liuliang celebrity so I should shoulder the publicity mission. (T/N: Liuliang celebrity refers to celebrities who are popular (or controversial) and are able to generate a lot of social media traffic. For example: when a celeb would get on the trending searches whenever they post selfies/ attend events/ do just about anything.)

1513 Q: What would Mo Yungao from Southern Archives do if he had really found Xiaoge? A: He would eat Zhang Qiling.

1523 Q: Is the audience viewing experience taken into deep consideration when making drama and movie adaptations? For example, allowing those who haven't read the novels to understand the plot. I saw some people saying that they couldn’t follow the plot [from the drama].

A: For Reboot, in order to help the audience get into it, we introduced the characters and their occupation in the first episode. But for ZHH,  according to the number of votes, we all chose to do a cold open based on the novel. 

1524 Q: Sanshu, Sanshu, I want to know, based on Zhang Qiling’s arm strength, how many Wu Xies can he carry?

A: If he uses the strength from his waist to assist, he can throw Wu Xie up to the third floor.

1526 Q: What is the ending for Boss Jiao in the Reboot novel?

A: Became Jiao. (T/N: The character for Jiao means burnt).

1527 Q: Will Xu Zhenxuan play Wu Xie in the Heavenly Palace re-shoot?

A: Yes.

1528

Q: Shu, did Zhang Haike recommend Xiaoge’s drink to Wu Xie because he wants to show off that he understands Xiaoge? A: Hahahahaha

1532 Q: ZHH drama and novel will have two separate endings. Now that the drama has an ending, have you decided on the ending of the novel? When will you experience Tianshou? A: I always understood the dramas as the dreams of the characters from the books. That means that the changes in details in the dramas, to me, I would always explain it as the intentional and unintentional amendment to the details as they tell this story to someone else. Or that these are part of their dream and after-the-fact fears. I will explain it again after [you] see the end.

1533

Q: I would like to know the mental state of the company. It seems like it’s taking big steps towards a beautiful direction.

A: It’s rare to be able to legally go crazy. Everyone’s very happy.

Here's the first 15. There are more answers and I will chip at them at a pace that will hopefully be able to keep up with NPSS. The folder also contains a google doc that has all the complied Q&As if anyone prefers to read on that.

[movielosophy]

Wrong Carriage, Right Groom ep 8 | Are you still leaving?

[toenduretogether]

Slumber XI (2020), Xie Lei

[kdram-chjh]

Cdrama: Wrong Carriage, Right Groom (2023)

Qué lindos 😘 #shorts #LiteraEquivocadayNovioCorrecto #TianXiwei #AoRuipeng #cdrama #Chinesedrama

Watch this video on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/oCQKwKYljN4

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