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when i first moved in with my roommate, she was constantly throwing up and attributed it to some unexplainable chronic issue. after a year with me here, she's learned a lot about proper food preparation and storage, as well as having me sort of on top of managing groceries, and she almost never gets sick like that anymore.

anyway i think that woman might be one of a kind but just in case she's not: if you find yourself having frequent tummy troubles with no clear explanation... maybe just. try refreshing your food safety knowledge. (also don't forget to wash your water bottle). like, chances are you've been doing everything right and there's some other reason. but there's a nonzero chance that something you assumed was common sense is actually incorrect and you've been repeatedly making yourself sick.

people think kitchen management is totally easy and intuitive (prolly something to do with it being degraded as "women's work" but i digress) but there's science to food safety. and the people who raised you may have failed to teach you properly, whether through negligence or through not knowing everything themselves. it can't hurt to double check your knowledge here, just in case.

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Spotted in the wild. No picture because I am driving. bumper sticker on a car. It's one of those guy duck hunting silhouettes but where'd the duck would normally be that has been scratched off and replaced with a largemouth bass

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scary tiger 🐅

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it came to me in a vision

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He's just like us fr. A Brioche comic by @fivepaninis, lines and color by me.

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see her fabulous

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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

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Trying to make an american jiangshi by taping a mcdonalds receipt to the corpses forehead

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see her fabulous

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Grim Reaper Part 1

Grim Reaper Part 2

It's the Hound Knight again, AT LAST!

Check out my Patreon for the 2 bonus panels.

My stuff :

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A peculiar happily ever after in a battered little tin 🦭💙

@deboracabral told me to make this literal years ago and here we are. Please all remind me never ever to make anything at this scale ever again. Thank you

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Hey did you know there's a tell all book about the behind the scenes of Meta and the author is forbidden from promoting it?

The good news is however that it's already published and can't be stifled and whoever didn't sign the NDA can promote it as much as they want.

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PSA: AO3 HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH AI BOT COMMENTS.

Have you seen one of these dipshits? If you post regularly on ao3, chances are YES, but more likely you didn't notice nor suspect it was a bot. Sometimes they start off nice, or even praise you before getting nasty out of nowhere, like so:

But much like Grok, their newest obsession is nazism.

I don't know where they come from, or what purpose this could possibly serve other than suicidebaiting random people in the internet, I guess; but apparently they've started parroting names from real users to send these comments and shifting their general length to go by undetected. Maybe those are scrappers trying to train 'reviewbots' to be sold as part of some scam service promising to give feedback for newbie writers, who the fuck knows.

Here are more examples of the tone and backhanded compliments you can find in these:

If you regularly post on AO3 or interact with writers in it, please pass this along so they don't feel insane receiving bombs in their inbox. This is ridiculous.

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nest building