#legit body jewelry

[oflgtfol]

john <3

the cunt in yellow

[c0rpseductor]

being raised by a classic 80s goth is such a double edged sword bc on one hand the barrier of entry to the subculture and music has been like practically zero for my whole life but on the other hand sometimes i hear people say shit and ascribe their opinions to like The Council Of Elder Goths and i'm like "i don't think you like...actually know any Elder Goths"

[chromatattoo]

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Fresh Rook and Stacked Lobe piercings done by @kim_impossible with some implant grade titanium pretties from @neometaljewelry.

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[hotyanderedaddies]

you are legit my fav author on here your stories are amazing, could I possibly request yandere wolf daddy with a forced feminized male reader ( who secretly enjoys it)

and can I be 🪬 anon? :3

[Yandere! Werewolf Daddy x Male! Reader]

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"Princess, it's time to wake up," Daddy whispered into your ear as he tightened his hold on you, squeezing you in closer to his hairy chest. He leaned down and placed a large kiss onto your forehead, exaggerating his kissing noises.

You grunted in response, already rolling your eyes at the older werewolf's foolishness.

The big werewolf rolled out from under you and stood up from the bed, stretching his powerful arms over himself. He looked down at you and mock-frowned when he saw that you haven't budged, too tired to get out of bed at such an obscene hour (7 AM).

Daddy crossed his muscled arms over his beefy chest, tsking at you. "Princess," he warned, putting on an authoritative air, "it's time to get up so we can get ready for the day. Now be a good girl and listen to Daddy."

"Shut up..." you whined, shoving the bubblegum pink pillow over your head in frustration.

You heard Daddy utter out a low growl.

Before you knew it, Daddy threw your tiny body over his broad shoulder. He stomped over towards the bathroom, plopping you on your feet in front of the tub.

"I'll lay your clothes out on the bed," Daddy said as he reached over and turned on the hot water for the shower, steam already billowing out. "Unless, you want some of Daddy's help?"

"Pass," you muttered, slamming the bathroom door shut so that you had some semblance of privacy.

As you washed yourself under the hot water of the shower, you couldn't help but sigh as you lathered up your hair with the sickly sweet strawberry scented shampoo. It was such a girly smell and the bottle was even bright pink with flecks of glitter garnishing it- you wouldn't have been caught dead using it at the gym with all of your buddies around.

Still, even you had to admit that it did smell a little good. You couldn't resist taking a big whiff of the sweet strawberries as you lathered up your longer hair that Daddy forbade you to cut.

Normally, you opted for buzzcuts since it was an easier style to manage, but now your hair was shaggy and starting to cover up your ears due to its longer-than-normal length.

After rinsing out the suds from your hair, you grabbed your equally sweet smelling body wash (this one shaped like a red candied apple), and washed yourself.

It's been four months since Daddy stole you.

You'd been packing up your stuff to move out of your freshman dorm at college. You'd been all set to leave the next morning and had lied down to get some much needed sleep.

That'd been when Daddy had snuck in through your open window, and had snatched you out of bed.

He'd taken you to the cabin he calls "Home", where he'd claimed that you were soulmates and where he dotes on you hand and foot...

and where he insists on calling you "Princess", "Baby Girl", "Sweetiepie", et cetera.

Daddy dresses you up in the girliest clothes that he can find, and he keeps on giving you gifts that would traditionally belong on the more feminine side of the spectrum (roses, jewelry, vibrators).

It was mortifying for a manly athlete such as yourself... or at least, it used to be.

Despite your annoyance, even you had to admit that having such a strong, hunky, muscly wolf daddy pampering you constantly was sorta nice.

Ignoring your irritation for the time being, you stepped out of the shower and dried yourself off. You walked back into the bedroom and nearly wailed at the hot pink hoodie and light blue skinny jeans that Daddy had picked out for you to wear. It was a rather tame outfit considering that there were no frills or glitter this time; but you were never a big fan of pink to be honest.

Still, not wanting another spanking, you yanked on the clothes, surprised at how soft the fabric of the hoode was. Despite its garish color, the fabric was soft to the touch like fleece, and you could definitely smell Daddy's musk on it from when he absolutely rolled around on it to scent it.

As you examined yourself in the mirror, the bedroom door swung open and Daddy sauntered in, wearing tattered blue jeans and no shirt, allowing his buff chest muscles to be on display.

The split second his eyes landed on you, Daddy rushed forward and wrapped you up in his arms, nuzzling you lovingly.

"You look so cute, Princess," Daddy gushed happily. "You're Daddy's Baby Girl, right?"

The way Daddy looked at you with such love and adoration in his eyes, combined with the softness of the hoodie, the sweet scent of the strawberry shampoo, and the firmness of Daddy's large muscles caused you to completely melt into the wolf daddy's hold.

"Yeah, yeah," you mumbled, blushing slightly as you rested your head on Daddy's chest, hearing the deep rumble of contentment as he kissed your forehead.

[cookinguptales]

my family is watching antiques roadshow again, and we were talking about the wwdits vampires trying to sell their old belongings at one of these things... which quickly devolved into how much we want to see them doing appraisals on the show.

laszlo is presented with an authentic norman rockwell painting and he's like "not enough tits, not enough bush" and he just like. throws it. finds some vintage victorian pornography and is like THIS IS MORE LIKE IT.

nadja is just wandering around judging jewelry by how haunted it is, giving insultingly lowball estimates, and stealing the pieces she likes best as soon as the cameras are off her. she mostly just hypnotizes a bunch of old ladies, but yes, there is a body count.

nandor is thrilled by how much antique weaponry there always is at these shows, but he is mostly enamored of All The Horsies. because for some reason, there is always so much horse art on this show. every horse painting is worth one million dollars.

colin is giving actual legit appraisals, his are the only ones that are at all accurate, but his appraisals are so long-winded (he draws them out just to keep folks anxious) that people usually pass out before they find out what their treasures are actually worth. he does not bother mugging them. (nadja often does, though.)

guillermo is like GUYS, WE REALLY SHOULDN'T BE ON TV... until the exact moment that he finds out how much a lot of their old shit is actually worth. once he loosens up, he finds that he actually really enjoys wandering around and looking at all of the antiques, even if they do kind of uncomfortably remind him of a very unpleasant ex.

nadja will, before this is over, shove a bunch of stolen jewelry at guillermo and tell him to hide it in his pockets. he will bitch while doing exactly that. colin will help the two of them resell their illicit gains on ebay the next day.

(meanwhile, laszlo has managed to pull both keno brothers.)

bonus for my fellow nandermo fans:

despite coming out of the whole endeavor much richer, guillermo is feeling unsettled because his ex-boyfriend always used to ramble at him about antiquities and he realizes that he was never once asked what he thought about any of them. it feels odd to realize how much he does actually enjoy the subject in the absence of a much larger personality that always made him feel smaller.

(story of his life, huh?)

after all this is done, he goes back out to some local shows and auctions, much smaller ones, and nandor accompanies him. they gossip at each other the whole time about which pieces they like, which they think are ugly, and which are drastically overpriced.

guillermo uses his new misbegotten wealth to buy nandor a statue of a horse, which he promptly names john.

[soft-bellied-tannies]

Chubtober Day 7!

We are actually following prompts today! This one is from fatguarddog's list - Magic Mirror.

Read here or on AO3!

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Ot7 are a coven of witches with various skills and run a magic shop in the city.

Society is an integrated supernatural and human structure so they often get human clients for silly reasons but also legit cleansing or concerns. 

After realizing how many potentially dangerous items are out in the human world, they often travel to human estate sales and antique shops to find items that clearly carry magic, charms, or spirits to cleanse and keep or return safely to human markets. 

They almost always pick up mirrors, as there is typically at least one soul trapped inside, or it’s an open doorway.

They cleanse and close the mirror before safely sending it back into the world. 

However, they come across an estate sale of a human who clearly had a fixation on the supernatural.

The home was packed with items and they had to stop themselves from taking everything they picked up. 

Their haul included mirrors, frames, trinkets, and jewelry that was so clearly magically charged that they couldn’t keep them all in their workspace at the same time. 

The items were spread out throughout their storage areas, knowing they would get to things eventually starting with the things carrying a darker presence.

A ring that clearly carried a curse and a picture frame with a hauntingly similar photo to the spirit they freed from inside were the first on the list. 

It took them a couple weeks to even make a dent on this big haul of items. 

At the bottom of their priority list was an ornate, gold-framed, full-length mirror that felt surprisingly clean and positive in a magic sense. 

Truthfully, they purchased it for themselves because Taehyung refused to leave it behind so it had been given a home in their living room - replacing their old, less impressive mirror. 

They will come to realize that was a mistake. 

Waistbands start getting tighter, food starts disappearing quicker, and weight seems to be piling on out of nowhere. 

But how strange to feel all those sensations when the mirror shows them looking the same as always.

Little do they know, the mirror is working like a virus in the background of their everyday lives. 

They’ve been seeing no change in the mirrors across the house. 

Being around each other constantly meant the small changes in the beginning weren’t noticeable so by the time they do notice, it’s already picking up the pace on how effective it is and they have no idea what the source is since the magic is covering the entire house.

Once upon a time, the new source of their magic mishap was a funhouse mirror for humans that genuinely was a harmless charm.

However, the coven is now discovering when the charm interacts with witches, they get the opposite effects - actually gaining the weight but seeing themself at their initial shape rather than staying the same but seeing their body differently. 

Instead of the mirror showing a funny image of a human growing taller or being full of funny curves, the witches see themselves exactly the same, but with each check of a mirror in the house, they are changing. 

Cravings out of nowhere, hungrier than they have ever been before, sometimes even gaining a few pounds from a prolonged stay in front of the original mirror. 

Collectively, they are oblivious for a little while with no reason to question their beautiful new mirror.

They are looking the same so they can mentally write off changes, but then the more they gain, the more there is for the charm to manipulate. 

But it soon becomes obvious for some of them.

Yoongi could sit down in his chair for a couple of hours and get up ten pounds heavier.

Jungkook stands in front of the mirror to dye his hair and ends up with intense cravings for days.

Tae stops by various mirrors around the house every time he walks past one and he constantly feels hungry. 

By the time they locate the source of the curse, no one escapes the effects - all of them gaining enough weight to require sizing up their shared wardrobe. 

They search for cleanses and charms endlessly, hoping to undo the consequences of their beautiful mirror. 

And even if they do find a way to reverse their weight gain, would it solve all their problems?

Has their metabolism been untouched? What if their hunger was changed for good? 

But the most important question…what if they like the changes?

[spilltheteawithme]

And didn't the rumour come out after he was reminiscing Leighton?

Since you asked, I wanted to share my observations and opinions about the timeline between September 19th and October 11th. It’s honestly a wild ride! Feel free to post it or not, depending on what you think is best. Sorry if I missed anything—I’m just trying to connect the dots here (You probably know more about PR tbh) :

Sept 19th – Sebastian drops some nostalgia bombs in his Variety article about Leighton Meester, which probably sent CAA into panic mode. Cue the scramble to boost AW’s visibility and deflect attention away from his past. They start throwing crumbs in the following weeks.

Sept 20th – In a Today Show interview, Seb mentions a bracelet from his mom, and you’d think he just declared war on the 'Stall' shippers! Their meltdown over his jewelry being tied to AW is peak absurdity. Like, chill—it’s a bracelet from the woman who gave birth to him—his MOTHER!

Sept 24th – Cleide Klock from CAA casually mentions Seb’s “girlfriend” who grew up in Portugal (ahem, AW) in an interview that went nowhere. Classic CAA move to keep AW relevant while trying to maintain their narrative.

Sept 19th - Oct 4th – DeuxMoi gets questions about Seb and AW’s relationship status, and what does DeuxMoi do? She posts screenshots of AW liking stuff and the stories she had about Seb's movie on IG. It’s like DeuxMoi is trying to portray AW as the supportive GF while also playing a game of whack-a-mole to keep her in the spotlight.

Oct 4th – At the Chiltern Firehouse party, Seb looks straight-up stressed while he pushes AW inside and helps Ruby with the straights instead. That tense jaw and body language say it all—definitely not the romantic vibe CAA is trying to sell. And that awkward selfie from Ruby and AW? Yikes! He legit looks constipated.

Oct 11th – DeuxMoi drops the bomb about Seb and Leighton, calling him a “couch fucker.” Like, can you say character assassination? This feels like a preemptive strike for AW to play the “wronged girlfriend” card if Seb doesn’t renew her contract.

Oct 13th – A video surfaces of Seb looking totally distressed while bolting from a hotel, with AW lagging behind like a lost puppy. The dude didn’t even glance back. Talk about a disconnect! Evelyn was there too, but honestly, who cares?

Oct 17th – AW tagged along with the cast at the Apprentice Gala Premiere in Copenhagen (as if she was part of the movie) —a classic desperate attention-seeking move. And Seb's smirk? Yeah, that’s not the look of a guy smitten. I mean, his eyes were doing something, and that smirk? It sounded more like a sarcastic “I’m amused by your antics, but not feeling the love,” totally contradicting the ‘bedroom eyes’ narrative the 'Stall' shippers are pushing.

My two cents:

All this evidence points to CAA trying to keep AW in the picture. Meanwhile, Seb keeps shading her in interviews—like when he mentions how people are addicted to filler, Botox, and social media, implying that those who spend their whole day scrolling lack substance and seek validation elsewhere. I think either she or her team realized he wasn’t going to renew the contract, so they paid DeuxMoi to post the podcast claiming Sebastian cheated on Leighton. Suddenly, we start seeing stories about him allegedly cheating on Jennifer and Diana, too.

It feels like a desperate attempt to either back him into a corner to renew the contract or set the stage for AW to portray herself as the saintly girlfriend who always supported him, only to be cheated on like he always does. Cue the “poor AW” narrative! Seriously, dragging up something that may or may not have happened years ago? Really?

Damn, that was loooong, and I probably forgot some stuff! I didn’t even get into her baiting and lurking on Insta stories because I’d be writing an entire novel instead of an ask (sorry, lol). So yeah, that’s basically my take on things, but who knows… maybe I’m just overthinking this soap opera! 🤷‍♀️

!

[destinygoldenstar]

Using The Sims 4 Genetics To Make TD Kid OCs (This was a mistake) *Part 1*

Title says all.

I used the Sims 4 Genetic System to make TD kid OCs. Why?

I don’t flipping know.

So I have Sims of TD characters. Not all. But I did this cause why not. And I regret my choices cause some of these kids… ugh.

I did a girl AND a boy to make things even. And I randomized their names so… idk someone on the Internet finds this and used these A.I generated characters as OCs.

I really don’t care if you do.

So let’s do this…

Oh, and if you want to suggest a ship I do this with, leave it in the reply or reblog of this post.

Owen & Izzy

So these are my sims of these characters. So you know what they look like.

My Izzy Sim’s got abs. That’s canon, right?

So let’s see what Sims Genetics came up with…

OH NO…

I already hate it.

Their faces are just… NOT that appealing…

I mean Owen and Izzy aren’t TRADITIONALLY ‘pretty’ people. Still.

Why is the boy so muscular? Where did he get that from?

I think their outfits are suitable though. They both got the white going on, and the girls shirt looks like something Izzy would wear.

Izzy seems to have the dominant genes when it comes to hair. They both became redheads.

The face structure just ruins it for me.

I randomized it; The girls name is Madison. The boys name is Elias.

You know, I can see that.

Owen & Justin

Since Owen canonically had a crush on Justin, I’m including it. It’s not a popular ship but since we’re here.

I’m wondering if the kids of Justin would look good.

Let’s see…

OH MY-

Okay.

I swear this was randomized.

The girl. 10/10

I LOVE this Sim’s look. Idk where she got blue hair from. But I LOVE her look. I love the jewelry, I love that it matches, I love her outfit, she’s really pretty.

She looks like a legit Total Drama character design.

10/10 look for this girl.

The boy is… okay. Could’ve been a lot worse. I can see he inherited Owen’s messy hairstyle. I actually think the blue eyes look great for him. He loses me on body proportions.

I expected the Owen kids to be on the chubbier side, but no.

The girl is Kyra. The boy is Brady.

��make as many Beth jokes as you want.

Owen & Noah

Nowen Stan’s. Here we go. You me, we gotta do this one.

I’m a little worried cause they’re so different in appearance…

OH NO…

I hate it.

Why is the boy a punk?!?!?

Sims really said. “Owen and Noah, yeah they’d have a punk bad boy kid”

There are several bad boy characters, game. Why?!

Why are their noses so big?!

I don’t understand.

I don’t like it.

I guess on paper if I were to readjust them, they’d work. But randomized… the noses just ruin it. They’re too distracting.

Girl is Jacklyn. Boy is Stewart.

Gwen & Trent

We gotta do Gwen & Trent. We gotta.

Personally I love my Gwen Sim. I think this is just such a good design and I’m proud of myself for it.

I apologize for Trent though… that’s my bad. I made the sims.

Which are also all on the gallery in the Total Drama hashtag of the game if you want to use them. I have ones for the first gen and the 2023 gen.

So I’m worried this kids are gonna look bad…

SPLIT. Huge split.

UUUUUUHHH

The boy. Uh…

Game. TRENT is the father, right????

I think you got the wrong one in mind…

He doesn’t look that bad, it’s just… I can’t not think of Gwuncan with this one. And this is supposed to be the Gwent kid.

The girl on the other hand. I love her.

She looks a bit like Heather

BUT I still love it. This is a near PERFECT outfit. I love the braid in her hair. She’s really pretty.

She looks like a legit Total Drama character.

I might keep this sim and use her. She’s fantastic.

I don’t see a lot of Gwen in these though. They look like Heather and Duncan and not Gwen. I mean I guess they inherited her skin tone but that’s it. I guess it would be hard cause she’s a goth style character.

Girl is Hana. (That’s pretty). Boy is Daniel.

Gwen & Cody

I hate the ship. But that’s not the point here.

They both look good though?!

They MATCH in outfit?!

The girl has black on?! And makeup?!

They’re both pretty?!

I like that the boy has glasses. That just fits idk. Their hairstyles are really nice.

There’s legit character here.

I hate the ship they came from, but they’re really good.

Girl is Victoria. Boy is Henry.

*Will Be Continued*

[pandorkful-dolls]

Well I haven't found any heads that might work to modify for Ramus yet, but going through my heads and parts gave me ideas for other creations and, well...

So far 7 different figurines contributed parts to these customs! (might end up being more by the end if I decide to modify another head instead of sculpting Laike from scratch.)

The base for both was a bootleg Death Note L nendoroid I thrifted for $2 several years ago

Ghaleon's head is a heavily modified Rock Candy Huntress

His ears came off an Equestria Girl

Bottom of his hair came from a blind box anime figurine I was never able to identify

His hands were off a Rock Candy Arwen (the rest of her went into my custom Rock Candy Midna and Zelda figurines a couple years ago)

Neck piece is a legit Nendoroid joint piece, since the knock-off joints that came with L were all broken

Laike's flower came from a resin fairy figurine I bought over almost 2 decades ago that's been slowly breaking over the years (her flowers have ended up on a number of my customs by now lol)

And the rest is a combination of kneadatite (greenstuff), Aves apoxiesculpt, Tamiya putty, acetone goop, zap-a-gap, and assorted jewelry findings.

I'm basically ready to start painting Ghaleon, though ideally I'd like to blend the various pieces of his hair better first. I've done the best I can with a few passes of Tamiya putty and sanding, but it's too tedious due to Tamiya having basically no body. Ideally I'd prefer to use liquid greenstuff, but I've been out of that for years and kinda can't afford to get more right now. (Plus I'm impatient, I dont wanna wait for stuff to ship here I just wanna paaaaaaint XD)

Might add some prison cell bars to one side of the figurine base at some point, tho I'm not positive I have any dowels of skewers the right thickness left at the moment...

Have some earlier progress photos:

The customs I make from absolute scraps and trash are the most satisfying I gotta say. :3c

[sweetlikehoneystingslikeabee]

Hello, you can have a couple of headcanon relationships with Oswald Cobblepot.

General Oswald Cobblepot Relationship Headcanons

I apologize if I'm misinterpreting at all, but I'm going to give you sfw and nsfw hcs! General penguin! If you wanted a more specific Penguin, just feel free to send another ask <3 Had to stop myself from dragging on forever for the sfw portion. Penguin is such a fun character with fun dynamics to play with.

TW: NSFW, body worship, mentions of breeding kink, exhibitionism

SFW:

There's going to be chatter about what kind of relationship this is. Traditionally, he's been someone who pays dinner for escorts to flock about him at events to pump himself up due to his... disfigurements.

Yes, it's been a thing for people to try and dupe him into a relationship for benefits. Now he's a bit more wary. More upfront, one might say. Are you looking to be well-kept? He's not exactly opposed to that.

Oh. You actually... hold on. It's going to take time for him to accept this as truth. He doesn't want to look a fool again.

When you do end up really caring for him, expect him to get a little... goofy. Still a villain worthy of putting fear in the hearts of his enemies mind you, but with you he's so enamored. Sometimes he gazes at you as though you hung the moon and all the constellations in the night sky.

Expect him to show you off whenever he can. This is his partner, his better half, and if someone don't show you the respect you deserve he'll gut them!

Bird nicknames and pet names. His chickadee, his lovebird, his songbird, his pretty passerine, etc etc. There seems to be a lot of variations.

And yes, he's going to show you his private bird collection that pretty much no one gets to see besides handlers and vets he hires.

He likes dancing to old records. There's a half-decent chance you're the same height or taller than him so... just give him patience as he leads. He'll appreciate it.

If you calmly wipe his mouth when he gets a bit excited while eating say, fish- he's going to find that so charming and cute.

Low-key a sugar daddy even if that's not your agreed relationship, he just really likes buying gifts and outfits and- really, whatever you want. You can even tell him to stop and he's still just finding ways to get you things. He'll just get more subtle about it.

NSFW, keep in mind these are general offerings, all might not appeal to you:

Kind of discussed some of this is in the general kinks/sex hcs but we're gonna go into details.

He likes having control. That doesn't mean he could never be in a more submissive role, in fact it was something he did more often when he was younger. Now, however, that vulnerability is something that makes him anxious. Scary thing to be vulnerable with you're a man in his line of work.

He will worship your body and adorn it with things he likes. Nylons and jewelry he can run his hands over as his tongue tastes your skin. Does not want to be body worshipped on his end. It's a nice gesture, but in his mind he's short, hairy, fat with a bird looking face (congenital anomaly). Trying to bring too much attention to that would make him egregiously self-conscious.

Kind of sort of breeding kink, particularly if you can get pregnant and want to be. Legacies and filling you to the brim with his cum kind of talk. This one is rather lower on the list and very well may never come up unless the right circumstances line up.

Dirty talk and biting. These are related considering a lot of his dirty talk consists of how he's going to mark you up in all these little ways to remind people you're his- of course as he's rutting deep into you nipping your shoulder. His teeth are sharp but you find he more grazes. The marking is a lot more talk because he'd hate to hurt you and your pretty skin...

Contracts. This can be roleplay or like, legit, a sexy contract of what you're expected to wear around him, rules, shit like that. He wouldn't get too into certain BDSM dynamics because it's not necessarily his gig. But you know ;) something something signed in ink you gotta do it ;)

Lots of lace and pretty lingerie unless you're specifically not into it. But he likes taking it off with his teeth.

Loves messing around in public. Under the table him or you- oral, fingering. You in his lap. Messing around in a closet. If you ever got caught, he'd make sure you were covered and intimidate the fuck out of anyone until they end up leaving.

[gh0stswh0re]

late night thots 😏:

it's 3am rn, i'm still writing that fic but since it's so heavy on domestic stuff, i was thinking about wedding stuff with ghost.

he's definitely the type of guy that doesn't know anything about jewelry and ring sizes, but he wouldn't hesitate going around asking people. trying his hardest to be all sneaky and mysterious, and to not drop too many hints but legit everyone would see right through him.

but he'd definitely pick the prettiest ring to ever exist. he'd engrave his name inside it - ever heard that quote "i'll have my name burning on your skin for days"? yeah, that's his intention 100%. so no matter what happened, no matter whatever would get between the two of you - he could always remember giving you this little reminder of his love - of the promise he made to you; that he'd always make it back home to you.

he would start carrying a small notebook with him, and quickly scribbling something in randomly - hiding it before anyone could even catch a glimpse of what he was writing down. sometimes you'd caught him staring at you, sitting on the kitchen floor. he'd write a few words down before he looked up to you again - carelessly throwing the notebook away, before he cupped your face in his hands, pulling you down into the sweet embrace of his lips. other times, he'd do it when he was away from you, when he was supposed to be discussing the very important details of the next assigned mission - he'd stand in the corner, not paying any attention to the rest of his group or literally anything but his little project book. soap would start cracking jokes at him, but simon wouldn't even bother giving him the usual "cut the bs, sergeant" death glare. he was too busy trying his damn hardest to write down at least half decent, somewhat memorable vows or whatever you wanna call it - whatever it is, it was never really his thing but he's trying his hardest - for you. the thing is - he'd make up all these scenarios in his mind - running over each one, rethinking every single part of it, and when he'd actually propose to you, he'd just mumble a quick "wanna marry me?" not even giving you enough time to process his words, he'd pull you into a kiss - he knew the chances of rejection were slim, but it was never impossible and he just couldn't bare the thought of hearing it. when you'd pull away from the kiss his hands would be trembling, his entire body shaking - with anticipation mixed with fear, with tinniest bits of the most utter joy he's ever felt. the quiet whisper of your voice - "yesyesyesyes" - ringing in his ears - just about the sweetest thing he's ever heard. oh, and he'd give you that notebook.

he'd definitely buy you flowers each and every opportunity he'd get. he'd never let the old ones wither before replacing them with a fresh bouquet. he would also make a habit of buying you a different kind each time - unless it was roses - he would dare to buy you those more than once. after he'd seen how your eyes lit up that one time when he first gave you a single red rose - he picked it during a mission, tugging it underneath his jacket, which made it wilt hours before he finally gave it to you - awkwardly stretching out his arm towards you, "it reminded me of you" - what a cliche fucking thing to say.

[angel-of-the-moons]

Arch I want you to know that I just had a Nothing Is Lost-adjacent dream last night and…the chokehold that Khonshu has on me is not even funny. I suspect you have the reveal outlined anyway, but if you’d like me to see the details I added them just for fun😊

Highlights include:

Reader and a friend (I guess she could have been Jezebel? Much younger tho…you know how random dreams are lol) visit Merit’s tomb. It was small and open and had a decayed wooden sarcophagus but no corpse in it (interestingly enough, there had been placed a miniature open one in the middle with a gold leaf engraving of an infant…I know that the pregnancy trope is not for everyone and idk if that’s even possible in the context of your fic, but it was a tragic little detail my brain decided to include that I thought I’d share). It somewhat reminded me of the miniature pyramidal tombs located in Sudan, which were featured in Assassin’s Creed: Origins.

Merit’s body had actually been moved into a museum archive for protection since it was beautifully preserved and intact with stunning jewelry and wrappings/clothes—like the ones that look like they could sit up and start talking to you. Reader gets this really uneasy sense of deja vu looking at her and that’s when the twist was revealed. Reader’s understandably overwhelmed.

Then they’re being chased by someone? Reader storms off down the street (they were in London for some reason—I guess maybe that’s the museum location) because she’s having a breakdown about the whole ordeal (understandably so) and turns a corner and is ambushed by a bunch of big guys that try to take her. Khonshu then shows up, legit flashes her the gen z hand heart sign, and proceeds to mop the floor since he’s so much bigger.

I think there was more to it but those are the details that I remember clearly enough lol—I haven’t had a plot dream like that in a while and I figured you’d like to hear it since it was inspired by your fic haha😊

(Also regarding all the bad stuff you’re facing rn…I never really know what words to say and whether they’re any good or help at all, but please hang in there even while the times are hard. The world is a brighter place with you in it and I’m so thankful for the beautiful works you choose share with all of us. Just know that there are people that care about you even though you’re an internet stranger. I’m sending lots of love and strength your way!🙂♥️🌙)

Okay the way this made me tear up and smile, I really needed this!

I can't believe something I wrote was so... impactful that it made its way into someone's dream!!!

And the connection to London would be neat! I sort of have an idea featuring a museum in the story at some point, not with artifacts from Merit's tomb, but somewhere else (haven't entirely picked where yet)

Khonshu flashing the heart sign would be so hilarious! Trying to be hip with the young people, I see. He needs to spend a bit more time on social media to become more nuanced in modern terms.

Don't let him on Reddit tho. Or Twitter!

Also, you have no idea how close to predicting some major plot points your dream was!

Man.... The way this made me smile... Thank you so much 🥹

[weebsinstash]

I wanna be Vals smol lil purse puppy now :<

Not cause I “like” him but like <.< who hasn’t looked at a lil yapyap in some hot bitches purse all bedazzled up n pampered and NOT be jealous

Legit i feel like people working for Valentino would become absolutely INCENSED with the Reader in some of these ideas because like.... imagine you die and you've been hooking for some abusive asshole pimp for like god knows HOW many years, because you don't age and can only die from like illness or murder, spent so many years struggling just to earn even the slightest amount of respect, to actually get some sort of reward back for all your hard work, years of Val having you in a 90/10 split on YOUR work with YOUR body, managing to get into his good graces enough that he's beginning to get you presents and jewelry and special spa trips

And then along comes Reader and there's a palpable air of malice and tension as sex workers who have been selling their bodies for decades are essentially being put on equal footing with. A tableserver who brings their boss his drinks. Like even if he becomes your friend Angel Dust can't help but feel some resentment because like... you haven't even fucked the guy and Valentino's calling you baby and inviting you to party with them and giving you free drinks and free drugs and treating you noticeably less shitty than he does everyone else

Honestly could you imagine like, Reader is dressed up all cute in clothes he gifted you and flattering accessories and suddenly someone's coming up to you, "how much?"

"Sorry?"

"How much? You're one of Valentino's hookers, right?"

And you laugh and say, oh I'm not a sex worker I just wait tables for him, and the man visibly looks you up and down, glancing pretty obviously at the other people Val brought along on this same trip, and the stranger raises his brow at you. "Well you're dressed just like em" and walks away, amd Reader is left with this sudden, very uncomfortable realization that, have you really been being pampered and being given nice gifts, or has he been slowly changing and transforming you to suit his own tastes? (I think of a reader who gets into makeup and falls into the trap of self empowerment vs feeding his gaze, fixing yourself up all pretty and feeling confident and not realizing he is being so 'supportive' because he wants you to be his little doll)

But yeah, Valentino definitely has the money to get you some nice shit, and if he's trying to essentially advertise you as "his baby" that no one is allowed to touch, then of course he can only give you the best. After all, the state you're in reflects on him, right? What kind of wealth self respecting pimp would hang out with someone wearing graphic tees and baggy sweatpants? You're getting those luxury hair care products and some red bottoms and he'll be damned if he doesn't drag you somewhere looking like an 11 outta 10

[gorey]

I really want to get some kind of lower body harness partially bc sexy but also legit for autism sensory reasons I use jewelry for sensory grounding and I've been rly craving that kind of pressure as something around my waist hips thighs pity I am Broke

[zelda7999]

abelia ⇢ do you have a particular piece of jewelry you always wear or can’t part with?

chia ⇢ what’s an inside joke you have with someone else?

jasmine ⇢ do you have a movie or book you loved but will never watch/read again?

-happy waving- - @clxckwork-sun-n-moon

-Waving back- hiiiii!! I talk a lot, so it's under a read more! :D

abelia ⇢ I do! It's a necklace of my first Pupper I ever had! Her name was Baby, I had her from the age of 2 to 12! I got the necklace itself like... 5 years ago? and I legit haven't taken it off since. You'd have to pry this off my cold dead body :)

chia ⇢ You can't put it back :)

Back when I was like 14 or something, I was on a road trip with my cousin and since it was summer my Dad offered to get the both of us drinks from McDonalds. They had their 1$ for any drink deal so it was a "why not?" deal.

We get our drinks and then the road trip begins. My cousin asks me if I want to hear a funny story and I of course say yes. So she starts telling the story, looking forward at the back of my Dad's seat. Then as she continues talking, I think to myself "I'm thirsty. I'm gonna have a drink." Y'know, normal.

I pick up my drink and attempt to get a sip and my cousin stops talking and looks at me. So, I put my drink down and she continues talking while looking at the back of the seat once more. Not even a minute later I am STILL thirsty so I grab my drink again... and she looks at me!

I put the drink down... She looks forward once more and continues her story... but the third time...! I pick up my drink, take a VERY QUICK AND VERY BIG DRINK OF IT-- My cousin whips her head my direction, locks eyes with me, and says:

"You can't put it back."

And just like that I start WHEEZING laughter. Desperately trying to keep from A.) choking and B.) spitting out my drink. Please note... My cousin KNOWS I am a giggly bitch, she 100% did this on purpose. It was a premeditated MURDER. But in a desperate attempt, I start trying to put the drink back through the straw and she repeats herself;

"You can't put it back!"

AND I LOSE IT. I WHEEZE WHILE TRYING TO PUT IT BACK AND THE DRINK GOES FUCKING EVERYWHERE. IT GOES UP MY NOSE, ONTO THE FLOOR, ON THE BACK OF THE PASSENGER SEAT. FUCKING. EVERYWHERE. And now my cousin is CACKLING while I am STILL RECOVERING WHILE ALSO WHEEZING.

I will never forget that for all of my days.

jasmine ⇢ The series Owls of Ga'hoole! It's a great series, I love it to bits! But it will never be the same for me, so I cannot read it. I say "never the same" because technically i didn't read it? My Dad was a firm believer of reading to me 'cause he loved the quality time and believed it also served the purpose of enhancing my reading skills!

(and it did if I am honest, I also just loved the tradition of a chapter before bed. it sparked so much joy!)

But yeah, I can't read it again cause it just... won't be the same? I can only ever see it as being a father-and-son activity. If I were to read it now the entire sentiment would be different and just... not the same. But I love it to bits!

[chloeworships]

Ok so I can’t add the palm trees to the other original message so here they are.

Now this isn’t the exact image the LORD showed me but I tried 😅👇🏾 The trees and words were “flipped”.

I have no idea what this means to someone but clearly this message is about West Palm Beach FLORIDA. I keep receiving these warnings about beaches y’all. It has got to mean something to someone.

You know who I saw today also, Rex Murphy. The serial killer who chopped up those young petite sex workers and left their body parts on beaches as stated in the audio.

My palm ✋🏾 ⬇️

The letter M is important.

I had to zoom in cause I don’t want anyone reading MY PALM ✋🏾😤

Is someone looking for a handout? Some help? 👀 I’d like to add, this was a mixture of different gold. Do we take payment this way? I’m not rich so I’m legit asking 😅

How nice it would be to get paid in gold 💛 forget electronic payments and deposits or CASH, send me gold bars and gold jewelry 😅 The day I get to hold a gold bar, I ain’t giving it back 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 jk God would end me 😭

Rich folk, I need some answers 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Private bankers where yall @ 🤣🤣🤣

PS. These medals are super tiny. I like dainty jewelry and these are all of the Saints and baby Jesus. When I think medals I think athletes or the military

Pay your taxes babes albeit reluctantly, but it’s your civic duty. Also because you don’t want to be targeted for not doing so by the government (Trump) cause with absolute power……… smh.

Does this have something to do with the West Coast, you know HollyHOOD 👀

Someone may try to nickel and dime you 🪙 by someone I mean = the government