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babisawyer · 1 year

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Jackie realizing she’s gonna have to take care of shauna and jeff’s ghost baby

#🐇#yellowjackets #truly it’s so interesting to me how much better this season is than the first that literally never happens for me #the current timeline is finally getting interesting. Jeff is still the best part #love how fast misty took to being a cult that is so her™️#Jackie liking poppies is interesting to me both in the Jackie is gay camp and also you know the whole thing with wizard oz and her death #the ending was so fucking depressing I need a nap now #like I’m so happy they didn’t eat the baby that would have been so incredibly cheap but glad to finally have answers #like do we think shauna was dreaming or had she temporarily crossed over because like where was Jackie and the French dude #I’d say it would make sense that Lottie could be there somehow #idk it reminded me a lot of Jackie’s death of course so I have many questions #I will say the cop story line is pretty stupid like no fucking way is any of this legal and also let’s kill that creep cop shauna #I will help you girl I will drive the get away car #I was also like wondering awhile ago if Lottie’a camp is near where the plane crash was #and my best friend and I were like no there’s no way and then they tell us it’s in New York so like possibly close to the boarder?#I tried looking up cherry hill but I couldn’t find anything idk it’s probably totally unlikely and they just also happen to be in the woods #I didn’t get a preview for next week is there a preview? idk #my complaint this week is where is Jackie lmfao where is her ghost why wasn’t she in sex ed give me something I’m not ready to move on!!!!

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barefootbaltimore · 2 months

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Did you know that if you go to a hospital while in labor they will give you fentanyl directly into your spine and that's not a problem but if you test positive for cannabis (a substance that is legal to purchase on every street in your state)they WILL send social services to your home.

#labor and delivery #winning the war on drugs by harrassing new parents #they piss tested the newborn #for weed #yall just gave him fentanyl for 8 hours hes high as shit and youre worried about the edible his mom had 3 days ago???#now a woman with 2 toddlers and a 5 day old is stressing about getting her house clean so a social worker can determine if shes a fit parent #i wanna kill people about this #anyway quick reminder that homebirth midwives are covered by some insurance and homebirth is legal and just as safe as hospital birth #i can provide the studies if you arent sure #you dont have to endanger your family over some weed if thats something you can do

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coquelicoq · 2 months

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the...for lack of a better word amount of suicidality i kept inside me as a teen and young adult out of fear of my loved ones committing me was so damaging. it just isolated me further at a time when i felt so unspeakably alone. if i had been able to feel that just telling someone about how i was feeling wouldn't invite them to violate my bodily integrity and autonomy...i can't even imagine what a difference that would have made.

#especially as a minor. i know your family can commit you even when you're an adult but as a minor i think it's really easy #because you already legally don't have autonomy in many ways #your parents/legal guardians have it for you #this idea that we shouldn't be able to take away someone's freedom unless they're a danger to themselves or others #is one that i'm not comfortable with! if i am a danger to myself that's up to me honestly!!#like there is nuance. but the idea that someone could remove the possibility of suicide from me scared me so much #that it made me MORE likely to kill myself. best to do it now before someone makes it impossible <-this was the reasoning #suicide #autonomy #my posts #institutionalization

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lerios · 1 month

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this entire high council meeting is just an exercise in trying to give narvin a heart attack. i can fucking SEE him twitching. i may not approve of valyes' policies, but if fucking with narvin was his goal then 10/10 great execution 🙌🙌🙌

#idk if narvin was necessarily romana's man when valyes said that but holy shit he will be now. good job all #its so cute seeing the continuation of the 'you can't stab me its not legal' thing. like. his only objection to darkel taking charge is #constitutional loopholes???? lmao okay get well soon king #also i finally actually feel lowkey sorry for romana. like goddamn let the woman have some dignity #i do like the idea that she's going to fuck them up from a hospital bed tho. kill them queen #gallifrey

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g4rchomp · 6 months

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turns out I have been doing something extremely illegal for over a year and now I have to call the irs. living in the nightmare realm right now

#turns out you are LEGALLY OBLIGATED to susbcribe to a medication insurance here #and you are LEGALLY OBLIGATED to subscribe to your employer's insurance. which I never did in my previous job 🙃#so now I can't file my taxes bc they ask insurance questions and 'omg oopsies fuck fuck fuck' isn’t one of the answers #I read that I'll have to pay a fine which is ok but I feel like they're gonna throw me in jail and notify my previous employer #who is gonna sue me and ruin my life and revoke my diploma and also kill me #so my weekend is going great in case you were wondering 🥴

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thegreenleavesofspring · 8 months

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#You'd think of all times I'd be having stress dreams right now‚ but I'm not actually #In fact usually my dreams are horrible things of dreadful desperate danger and darkness and blood. Losing my children‚ losing other people #who trust me to help and save them.#But they've all been things like “woman is criticizing my soap bottles” (🤨) and “there's a tornado - but it doesn't hit us actually” and #“you missed a phone call btw”#But it's not that I'm not stressed. I am. I am tied up in all sorts of knots over this pending divorce hearing. And the pending CPS case.#<- That's going to court btw. Dallas has had a full year to do the mandatory six weeks counseling and has opted not to finish it‚ so they'r #taking him to court over it to codify that he is not allowed to have anything to do with us.#Fine by me‚ him being legally prevented from having anything to do with us has always been my hope. It'll be a hassle for me having to #*also* appear in court‚ but overall a small price to pay. And it also removes my last theological objections to the divorce;#the unbelieving has chosen to depart indeed.#So! *Good* news. But also not not-stressful.#(My back is *killing* me and it gets worse the closer February 6th looms.)#On the other hand I REFUSE to worry. Because there is No. Way. that God would bring us this far just to abandon us now.#And His fingerprints are *all over* the last two years.#(I am still not precisely 'looking forward' to the court appearances.)#Anyway. Fun stuff‚ fun stuff.#Nattering into the void

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lovinggreeniehours · 1 month

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like what if arifive got married in that six year timeskip huh 🥹

#im screaming in the corner of my classroom thinking about it #THEM HAVING METALLIC RINGS IN SEASON 4 OH MY GOD KILL MEEEE #s4 really could have been the arifive season of all time. they'd be LEGALLY MARRIED. with RINGS. a WEDDING. THEY KNOW HOW TO KISS NOW #SCREAMING. PUNCHING A WALL #oh arifive the ship that you are.....#sobbing over them and the image of them wearing each other's clothes and having their own house and. OH THEY CAN DO THE ROADTRIP ARC???#MAYBE??#oh i am so ill today #ari.stuffs #if i could never give you peace.♡

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thesmokinpossum · 11 months

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just got very seriously told by an actual government employee that you only become legally independant from your parents if you get married or have a child yourself and I'm just standing there stunned by the insanity of it all

#there was a few other things that made you legally independant like being orphaned but that's the gist of it #anyway everything he told me makes me feel like this system is designed to fuck over people in abusive situations #i actually have a great relationship with my mom but it really pisses me off to have to include her in my financial things #and it kills me to think that if she was an abusive pos i would just be 100% fucked #like i'm almost 30 years old why is my mother a relevant factor here?!?#anyway i thought this would be over today and now i have to deal with another long and complex step #this seriously mess with me ngl

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sherlock-is-ace · 1 year

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#argentina saw trump and went ''yeah we want one of those!''...#this absolutely insane man might become president and fully ruin the country (more than it already is)#which is never fun but even worse when you're queer...#today i'm glad i'm living with dysphoria every day but haven't started T #because as sad and absolutely awful as what i'm about to say is...#i can pretend to be a cis woman for safety...#which is a HORRIBLE thing to say or do #but i don't have to put myself out there trying to get hrt or anything like that #or legally change my name and gender mark while looking like i look... that might get me killed or something #bare in mind everything i'm saying A. hasn't happened yet #and B. is being said by someone with an anxiety disorder who can't see hope right now... so take it with a grain of salt #i'm just scared and i don't like the state of the world right now...#and we were somewhat safe in some aspects here and we're so close to losing them now #i'm scared and hate it here but i'm also broke and can't leave so...#we are where we are where we are i guess #angel talks #personal #sorry for the politics... i'm not going to start posting politics #the point of my blog is to escape the hell that is the real world... but i needed to vent and also you know me i love screaming at the void

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a-concert-just-for-me · 1 year

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Baby’s first edible [quest completed]

#jess rambles #tw drugs #wish me luck #I only ate half of a 9.25 gram thc gummie #gummy? different brands spell it differently #me: I’m gonna get in so much trouble…I’m gonna get arrested…#<- is in a state where recreational use is legal #right now I’ve got that ‘these edibles ain’t shit’ energy but I’m not going to eat anymore anytime soon #until I know how it affects me #omg my mom would KILL me if she found out #I’m committing my first act of teenage rebellion at age 23 #listen I know I’m being dramatic but I’ve had it beaten into my head ever since I was young that weed is Bad and Wrong #you can ‘uwu aww innocent baby’ me all you want but just let me have this #yahoo!

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gibbearish · 7 months

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yknow i hadnt really processed how much the adderall weight loss has changed my face shape but then i found this slightly older selfie

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like. aww look at ur cute lil squishable cheeks:3 i can see why bf did that so much i would too

#n like i know its not an extreme difference by any means but idk its interesting jenfksnfksn #selfie #origibberish #i think my jawline is where it shows most #given that i like. have one now?#like obv its still the same shape but its def a bit more pronounced now #it has been very weird having pronounced collarbones again though i dont know if i especially like that #and esp my thighs have downsized a lot which is a bummer #bonus however is some of it seems to have come out of my honkers as well bc i dont even really need a bra anymore much less a binder #idk its a mixed bag but yknow. ive never really been in charge of what weight my bodys at nor have i cared to change it #i just let it wander as it will #shit we didnt even have a scale for like. four years #altho i have to weigh myself more often now to make sure its still holding steady bc my doctor didnt believe me that i was still eating the #same as i normally do KEBFKSNDMSN #but like before any of the meds my body would generally had a 40lbs fluctuation range that it would just wander back and forth through #and now ive dropped an extra 20 off of the lower end of that and bottomed out like i knew it would once it adjusted to the legal meth #so. get dunked on emily LOL #/weight loss discussion #/weight discussion #also i hope it goes without saying but if any like. proa blogs or fatphobes touch this post i will kill you so very dead.#weight loss and weight gain are both morally neutral and just part of how the body works and you shouldnt force it to be any one specific #size and people should be able to discuss both without it being a whole Thing. do not touch.

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avocado-frog · 9 months

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I'm like 1k words from being finished with part one of my Newest wip so for procrastination's sake I'm going to make a new intro and reblog pinned post again

#also i finished the playlist (finally) (for fucks sake isaac what took you so long)#while i was at school #and i'm starting the ao3 draft #which i believe will only be up for like a month so maybe a chapter by then #big maybe #mostly because the first chapter is technically Not Finished and i don't want to edit it #it's not that i don't LIKE the first chapter. it's just in a pov of someone who i've literally never written for #and it doesn't have any of the other characters that im more familiar with so i cant even use that as a crutch #and i'm not sure exactly How much blood and violence i can legally put in the FIRST chapter #like can i HAVE my little guys do killing RIGHT NOW #anyways that's all #writing #original work #isaac says things related to his writing again #wip: rosemary

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moonlitlex · 7 months

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based on the dms i just got i am starting to believe the vote blue no matter who thing this time around is actually a psyop