#legally hazbin

[hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog]

Alastor: Vox? Is that you? Why are you wearing…a stripper outfit?

Vox: Al! I…was trying to check if Valentino would finally listen to me and see if I could regain my status as an Overlord so I dressed up in this and came out here to follow him. It…it kind of failed, as you can see. But I'm not giving up! I have another idea for—

Alastor: [holds up a hand] Wait. Go back. You came out here to follow a man? Trying to regain your Overlord power was just part of that plan? Is Valentino really that amazing or is it me?

Vox: I—well…

Alastor: So instead of becoming an Overlord again so you can be respected or feared, it's so you can get back with the sinner who threw you out and started a smear campaign against you. That's the worst reason I have ever—

Vox: Well, why'd you become an Overlord and collect all that power?

Alastor:

Alastor: Okay.

Alastor: [sits down next to Vox and puts his coat over him] When I was human, I grew up near the New Orleans slums with my mom and a bunch of wastrels. They showed me all the ways a man could fail. When I died, I collected all my power by working two jobs: being a deal maker and doing my radio show. I only earned my Overlord title once people saw how powerful I became.

Vox: Ah…I see.

Alastor: My mother would be disappointed to know that I'm in Hell, but I'm not about to disappoint her even more by simply rolling over and letting myself die. I staked my claim on the radio and worked myself to the bone to build my empire around it. So forgive me for not weeping at your tale.

Vox: Hey, don't you ever get tired of judging people who don't overwork themselves like you do?

Alastor: I wasn't born into privilege, Vox. I had everything stacked against me: being born into a neighborhood of poverty, having a father who abandoned us, and a lot of people who simply hated me for being the mixed son of a white man. I had to work twice as hard to get to where I am today.

Vox: [wraps Alastor's coat around him tighter] Well, when you put it like that, it kind of makes more sense.

Alastor: [stands up] I hope you take the right lesson from my words. [points at the coat around Vox with a grin] By the way, I want that coat back when you get the chance.

I have nothing to contribute to this other than 10/10

[girlymoviegal]

a.k.a the best kind of character there is

[vaggieslefteye]

ADAM | ᴍᴀꜱᴋʟᴇꜱꜱ (ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇꜰᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ)

[veetowervaporwave]

I love it when a shot is composed in a way that it looks as if Vox has hearts floating above his head when he's looking at Val.

It's as if the universe is trying to tell us something.

[dizquized]

just gonna...

drop this here,,

[by-the-light-of-the-night]

Died and ascended to heaven because I met Christian Borle at the Target I work at, and literally asked him if he’s ever been compared to Christian Borle. And when he told me he was Christian Borle, forgot how to do my fucking job.

[birdy-babe]

I SAW SOMEONE SAY WHAT IF VASSAGO IS A BLITZO LOVE INTEREST

HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE IT

[grimfeywizard]

Sorry not sorry for all the staticmoth girlies (gender neutral) out there but y'all have to admit that Vox is always be secondary to Val's canon true pairing: Valentino X Valentino

[gl1tchrix]

This may not be 100% accurate but it was fun lmao

[alebanana]

omigod hes so quirky 🤭🤪😛☺️🤣 cant take him anywhere 😂🤣😅💖🫶🥰

[hazbinhazbinhazbinreblog]

Alastor: Everyone, we have an announcement!

Vox: We're engaged!

Everyone:

Everyone: Oh my god, oh my god you guys. Granted not a complete surprise, but if there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies!

Everyone mentally is like it's about damn time

[goated33]

crawls out of my cave spitting blood. do you see the vision. do you understand

[enzo4eva]

Here are the fandoms I’m in!

Should I make a list of my fav characters?

[ede917]

Vaggie: You are so beautiful.

Charlie: It's only because I'm so in love.

Vaggie: No It's because I'm so in love with you.

Hazbins: Jesus fucking Christ kill us now!

Adam: This fight was cute and all but it's time to die!

Lucifer: Hey Adam, hi. Lucifer Morningstar, Charlie's father. Say can you do me a favor? You see that hotel there? *proceeds to absolutely fucking DOMINATE*

Lute: Wait. Give me a minute with her, I've got an idea.

Adam: The floor is yours.

Lute: So Miss Vagatha-

Vaggie: Not my name.

Lute: This alleged affair with the Younger Seraphim has been going on for how long now?

Vaggie: Two years.

Lute: And her name is?

Vaggie: Emily.

Lute: And your girlfriend's name is?

Vaggie: Charlie.

*GASPS*

Vaggie: *choking* I'm sorry I misheard you I thought you said best friend.

Vaggie: *clears throat* Charlie is my best friend.

Charlie: Bastard! You lying bastard! That's it! I'm not covering for you anymore! Peoples! I have a big announcement! This woman is Gay And Salvadorian!

*CHEERS*

Sera watching all this from the Judges seat: What in Heaven's name is happening right now?!

[petitprincess1]

Valentino: *chilling in his tower*

[Doors suddenly explode off of their hinges]

Lucifer, A-posing in the entrance: *speaks in an overly happy tone* So, I heard that you met my daughter!

[otsmosis]

and then she used him to rob a liquor store~