#leck mich

[123-alles-ist-vorbei]

[mistofstars]

Jamaika! Ich hab mal gekramt.

[crplpunkklavier]

an old favorite headcanon i havent shared in a while is that edgeworth speaks fluent german but only does it to swear like a sailor. this goes well and undetected for a long time until he and klavier start to coexist in the same office building and klavier walks past his office door one day when edgeys having a bad one and klavier immediately starts having an out of body experience hearing the chief prosecutor say ach gottverdammte drecksscheiße alter leck mich fett

[myreygn]

Askeladd: Careful Thorfinn, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Thorfinn: How bold of you to assume I'd ever like you at all.

[noridoorman]

I have to ask since I do it myself, is there anybody here who's been saying "bite me" a lot more now that they watch murder drones?

[stoportotouch]

what have i been on about today? popular conceptions of classical music? better make it a solid 3/3 by saying that i also want ludovico einaudi to drop off the face of the earth along with all of his nothing-music.

[spineless-lobster]

Happy birthday to my man Mozart his piece “Leck mich im Arsch” really hits home and you should all listen to it, he was taken too soon 😔✊

[themusiichouse]

@automaton-otto

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"

"WOLFIE!"

Felix screams and bolts as the giant nine-tailed wolf, as tall as a one-story house, careens toward him, tongue lolling out impetuously, barking like a dog at the sight of a newfound friend. Sure, he knows the guy's his friend, but said guy has yet to figure out that the sight of a giant wolf as big as a T-rex charging toward someone is utterly terrifying, even when one is trying to have fun. Behind the giant wolf is Wilhelm, the tiny blond who stood no longer than 5'2" straining to keep up with the sprinting Wolfie on his comparatively tiny legs as he calls for him to come to a halt.

"Wolfie, how many times do you need to be told?" Wil cries as the chase through the forest clearing drags on. "Stop running at Felix!"

"It won't scare him anymore if I keep doing it!" Wolfie yelps, picking up the pace.

"At least I get my dogs not to run at him. How is it that you can't have that restraint when they can do it and they're not even sapient?"

Ahead of them, Felix stops running and pants for breath. Wolfie screeches to a halt as well and gives him a giant lick with a tongue as long as his arm, causing the poor man's black hair to drip with saliva.

"You know I hate that too, Wolf," Felix grumbles, wiping sticky droplets of dog drool off his forehead with the back of his hand.

"It's how a dire kitsune shows love," Wolfie says in a superior tone. "What's wrong with showing my love?"

"You can also show love to me by listening when I say what makes me uncomfortable," says Felix with a sigh.

"Might as well ask me to shrink to the size of a chihuahua every time I'm around you," Wolfie says.

"That…would actually be great, thank you."

The great wolf-fox gives a toss of his head.

"I mean I could. But then how would you ever get over your fear of big dogs? Maybe it would help if I was bigger. Not smaller. Like this!"

And then he does it. Instantaneously he shapeshifts, shooting up, and up, and up, until he's at least thirty feet taller.

Felix stares and gapes. Though he never swore, his face just screams "what the fuck."

"That's not fucking funny! And they say I'm the annoying one!" Wil shouts.

"You're right. It'd be funnier if I were bigger!"

And then Wolfie grows, and grows, and grows, until he's standing at least ten times his usual height--big enough to crush his companions with a step. Every cell in Felix's body wants to bolt at the sight. But he stares, transfixed in his terror, the sun having dimmed for him in the great wolf's shadow.

"Oh God," he mumbles as his legs give out from under him.

Wolfie cranes his neck down toward the miniature Felix, the breath from his nostrils enough to ruffle the man's hair like a breeze.

"What's wrong, hoomin?" he says. "You don't enjoy the view?"

Felix could do nothing more than just mumble out a few words of unintelligible gibberish.

"Shrink yourself down right now!" Wilhelm shouts. "Don't make me pull out the PREDATIONS / RELATIONS score on you!"

"So you can what? Drama queen your way into making me submit?" Wolfie sweeps Wilhelm to the ground with a brush from one of his tails.

"Don't make me send valkyries up there, either!" Wilhelm shouted, yet another challenge. "I swear--"

The loud whirr of a mechanical motor causes them all to look up. A machine that loud? In their forest where nobody lived? What in the world--

And then, whatever fear Felix had of Wolfie is replaced by his fear of the robot whose figure cut so magnificently, so grandly, so terribly above the skyline. It looks like the invention of a bygone era--but an era in a different world that had surpassed their own, with the huge jets coming out of its back and the enormous clunking feet. It's as tall as Wolfie was in his current size--and as its body turns around to reveal a head crowned like a Pharaoh's, the three seem to have attracted its attention.

"Ohhhhhh, what is that thing?" Wolfie says wondrously, his tails perking up as he leans in closer.

"It doesn't seem too friendly," Felix observes.

"Yeah, I'm getting major 'I could kill you and I probably want to' vibes from this one," Wil says.

"Just because it looks big and scary? You can't judge a book by its cover," Wolfie says. "I think I'm going to go say hi!"

Felix reaches out an arm in protest. "Wait--"

But it's no use. The wolf-fox goes bounding off, knocking over trees and trampling undergrowth as though he wants to expand the clearing in his wake, streaking toward the killer automaton with the exuberance and lack of restraint of an untrained 1-year-old lab as both Felix and Wilhelm pelt after him. Already they feel as though they're falling further and further behind, left in the flattened grass and shattered forest that Wollfie leaves behind like a tsunami's sweeping tide. But they don't have to run very far to recognize a threat. So eagerly does he charge down this that he hardly even notices one of the automaton's arms raising and pulling back, ready to launch an attack.

"SHIT!" Wilhelm screams.

[ynwa4eva]

Just heard götze and got insane whiplash i forgot he is playing for eintracht right now...

[scentedluminarysoul]

Cackling. I knew the lyrics would confuse him if they're just "translated" and not explained lmao

They're also wrong in places, or rather the acronyms got translated

Yes, the verses are basically just acronyms. Germans love their acronyms

[schadenfreudich]

Funny thing in text is if I use "ja ja" you can't tell if I'm being genuine or telling you to lick my ass (exact translation). In a lot of cases, you might not even be aware of that.

But like, it's mostly genuine. I would directly tell someone to lick my ass. German doesn't have swear words for me to use something so mild, so hidden.

[rebecca2525]

Botober day 4: Song of the Booty

These are the beginning bars of Mozart's canon "Leck mich am Arsch!" (Lick my ass)

[druckkugelschreiber]

I think it‘s endlessly funny that a „ja, ja“ in German (lit translation „yes, yes“) will get the response „ja, ja heißt leck mich am Arsch“ (yes, yes means lick my ass) and like it cracks me up. Parents will say this to their very young kids and it‘ll get a lot of eyerolls from the kids and it’s hilarious to me personally

Like who came up with that? Almost as good as „nett ist die kleine Schwester von scheiße“ (nice is the little sister of shit)

[lindacoral1]

Na mein kleiner Loser🔥 bist du immer noch süchtig nach mir und meinen königlichen Füßen?!😈 Knie nieder ! Leck sie ab! Und vergottert mich👑🔥

[ltwilliammowett]

Aye Aye

The phrase "Aye aye, captain" means to agree to an order or suggestion, and is often used humorously or informally today.

The term "aye" is derived from the Middle English word "yea", meaning "yes", and has been commonly used in the Royal Navy since the 18th century to indicate that one has understood the order and will obey it. The term "aye" was repeated twice to indicate both understanding and compliance with the order.

However, aye aye or yes yes can also be taken negatively and convey the feeling that the other person is not being taken seriously - because in German it can also be used as "Leck mich Arsch"/ Kiss my Ass" . So be careful how your mate says it and how he acts - he can also tell you that he's doing it but he doesn't respect you.