#leck mich

[endlich-frei-2025]

[crplpunkklavier]

an old favorite headcanon i havent shared in a while is that edgeworth speaks fluent german but only does it to swear like a sailor. this goes well and undetected for a long time until he and klavier start to coexist in the same office building and klavier walks past his office door one day when edgeys having a bad one and klavier immediately starts having an out of body experience hearing the chief prosecutor say ach gottverdammte drecksscheiße alter leck mich fett

[myreygn]

Askeladd: Careful Thorfinn, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Thorfinn: How bold of you to assume I'd ever like you at all.

[noridoorman]

I have to ask since I do it myself, is there anybody here who's been saying "bite me" a lot more now that they watch murder drones?

[adulthumanproblem]

Cackling. I knew the lyrics would confuse him if they're just "translated" and not explained lmao

They're also wrong in places, or rather the acronyms got translated

Yes, the verses are basically just acronyms. Germans love their acronyms

[stoportotouch]

what have i been on about today? popular conceptions of classical music? better make it a solid 3/3 by saying that i also want ludovico einaudi to drop off the face of the earth along with all of his nothing-music.

[endosexual]

Just heard götze and got insane whiplash i forgot he is playing for eintracht right now...

[salvadorbonaparte]

Mein lieber Scholli. Mein lieber Schwan. Mein lieber Herr Gesangsverein. Mein lieber Freund und Kupferstecher. Alter Schwede. Alter Verwalter. Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift. Ach du grüne Neune. Da wird ja der Hund in der Pfanne verrückt. Himmel, Arsch und Zwirn. Da brat mir einer nen Storch. Holla die Waldfee. Heidewitzka. Donnerlittchen. Ich glaube es hackt. Leck mich fett. Da boxt der Papst im Kettenhemd. Heiliges Blechle. Ich glaub mich knutscht ein Elch. Das geht aber auf keine Kuhhaut. Da haben wir den Salat. Ich glaube mich tritt ein Pferd.

[herrinanneliese]

Hey 👋🏼👸

Wer ist bereit für mich, ihm in die Eier zu treten 💦

Und lecke meinen Stiefel 👢 mit seiner nassen Zunge 👅

Dm jetzt mit Tribut💸

Like und RT😊

Mein Telegramm💬

@H_E_R_R_I_N

[rebecca2525]

Botober day 4: Song of the Booty

These are the beginning bars of Mozart's canon "Leck mich am Arsch!" (Lick my ass)

[druckkugelschreiber]

I think it‘s endlessly funny that a „ja, ja“ in German (lit translation „yes, yes“) will get the response „ja, ja heißt leck mich am Arsch“ (yes, yes means lick my ass) and like it cracks me up. Parents will say this to their very young kids and it‘ll get a lot of eyerolls from the kids and it’s hilarious to me personally

Like who came up with that? Almost as good as „nett ist die kleine Schwester von scheiße“ (nice is the little sister of shit)

[herrinleana]

Als mein Eigentum hörst du auf meine Befehle.

Wenn ich sage „leck den Honig von meinen Füßen!“ dann gibt es kein „Aber Herrin..“ mehr

Du dienst ausschließlich mir. Lebst für mich. Also gibst du mir alles was ich will!

…und jetzt Mund auf Sklave!

Findom • Herrin • Sklave.

Telegram ✅

Herrin_leana04k

[mieserkleinerschuhputzer]

Das ist mein absoluter Wunsch. Ich möchte vor einem Alpha-Paar kriechen dürfen. Sie lässt mich ihre Stiefel lecken, wartet auf ihn. Irgendwann öffnet sich eine Tür. Ich zucke nicht einmal und mache mit meiner erbärmlichen Unterwerfungsgeste weiter. Aber ich schäme mich, als er sich über mich lustig macht, ihr sagt, dass er es nicht verstehen kann, sie nicht sexuell zu begehren. Sie lacht ebenfalls und meint, dass ihr Eigentum nicht einmal an Sex denken darf. Er kommt näher. Und dann kommt der Befehl, vor dem ich mich mein ganzes Sklavenleben gefürchtet habe.

"Leck seine Schuhe!"

Wieder lacht er, als ich zu ihm krieche. Ich zittere. Vor Angst und Scham, aber auch vor Geilheit, denn jemand wie ich braucht tiefe Erniedrigung. So jemand wie ich hat nicht zu entscheiden, wem er dient. Und dann berührt meine Zungenspitze das Leder seiner Schuhe. Sie kommt näher, stellt mir einen Schuh in den Nacken. Presst mich tiefer. Während ich in meinem Gefühlschaos versinke, küssen sich die Göttin und der Gott. Jeder ist an seinem Platz. Die Göttin und der Gott stöhnen vor Erregung. Immer intensiver wird ihr Kuss, er ist so voller Leidenschaft und Zuneigung zueinander. Ich stöhne auch. Aber ich weiß, dass ich im Gegensatz zur Göttin und zum Gott keine Erlösung finden werden. So ein mieser kleiner Schuhsklave hat einfach keine Erlösung verdient.

[themusiichouse]

The giant wolf-fox bears down as swift as the wind. Trees bend and snap behind him, and his claws dig up the grass by their roots. He picks up speed as he grows closer, mouth open in what could be mistaken for a hungry grin. Finally, he leaps with a bark that can be heard from inside The Music House, half a mile away, paws outstretched in what could either be an attack or a hug, and starts--

--Licking…?

"Hello!" he says cheerfully. "Hellohellohello! Where are you from? Are you Voltean, by any chance? They make the best automatons! I think you'd like to meet them. It's just that sometimes the people over there can be…kind of…dry? It's so weird being an artist and going there--every time I try to talk to people there about my work it's like they've all just rediscovered what art is. But I didn't mean to insult you if that's where you're from! You know the one art form they always nail is architecture. Every time I set foot in a Voltean city it just blows me away--"

Unlike Wolfie, Felix and Wilhelm have noticed the two people who the giant automaton is carrying

"Hello, you three!" Felix calls to the robot and his companions, trying as hard as he can to make sure that his usually quiet voice is heard all the way up there. "Sorry about the disruption! Our friend Wolfie's just a little…excitable…"

"Yeah, he's super rude and likes to charge at people whether they like it or not!" Wilhelm also shouts. "He was literally just charging at my brother Felix here who's scared of big dogs--"

"Oh for God's sake," Felix says to his brother-in-law. "That was entirely unnecessary…Could you be more diplomatic?"

"It's not rude if I'm telling the truth," Wilhelm grumbles.

In the chaos, Felix notices the instrument in Jeanne's hands. He wants to ask her about it--he's intrigued by any other musician--but he's also distracted now by the sight of Wolfie sniffing all over Breaker, looking like he's about to go in for another round of slobbery licks.

Jeanne lets out a yawn as she readjusts her hat and crosses her legs. Today was a mental health day for the two so that meant no fighting, no chaos, no nonsense.

The knight looks to Otto who looked completely and utterly content with everything. Literally under the watchful eye of his partner he felt for once in his life he could drift off into a peaceful sleep free of worry.

"......." Tiebreaker looked at his pilot resting in the palm of his hand with curiosity but also with a kindness that can't be explained. Using his other massive metal hand, the golem gently reaches down and touches the redhead's head.

Jeanne could only smirk at the display, "You know, for a giant war machine you're actually pretty sweet. You know what? I'm in a good mood. Have a serenade on me. It's quite the honor to hear my musical talents so feel free to be impressed." She boasts pulling out her bass guitar from...somewhere.

"......." If Breaker could roll his eyes he would.

🎶"Looking to the sky I can see the white clouds." "I look to the ocean and watch the shimmering sea." "To forget about fighting and the pain." "To forget sorrows of yesterday." "Feeling the winds run against my face." "I dream of my homeland and my dear family" "To be back at home to the warmth of my mother." "I wish to go back and see that someday."🎶

"...Why is it whenever I am showing my talents no one is ever here to witness me?" Jeanne says to no one in particular.

The knight would like to continue her conversation to no one but is quickly interrupted by the incoming giant wolf fox coming right at them.

"Oh you gotta be kidding me-THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A MENTAL HEALTH DAY!" Jeanne yells out holding up her bass.

"GAO!" Tiebreaker reacts quickly to Wolfie's advance putting the arm holding Otto and Jeanne close to himself while holding the other arm out in defense. Breaker was already running the numbers in his head. The mech had a multitude of weapons that could easily put this nuisance down...but would his pilot approve? The best course of action Breaker deduced was to stay on the defensive for now.

[ltwilliammowett]

Aye Aye

The phrase "Aye aye, captain" means to agree to an order or suggestion, and is often used humorously or informally today.

The term "aye" is derived from the Middle English word "yea", meaning "yes", and has been commonly used in the Royal Navy since the 18th century to indicate that one has understood the order and will obey it. The term "aye" was repeated twice to indicate both understanding and compliance with the order.

However, aye aye or yes yes can also be taken negatively and convey the feeling that the other person is not being taken seriously - because in German it can also be used as "Leck mich Arsch"/ Kiss my Ass" . So be careful how your mate says it and how he acts - he can also tell you that he's doing it but he doesn't respect you.