#incorrect vinland saga

[i-have-no-enemies]

Thorfinn, right after joining the band: A snake bit my leg. What do I do?

Bjorn: Elevate and apply pressure.

Thorfinn, holding the snake above his head: Apologize or else.

Bjorn: No—

[myreygn]

Askeladd: Why don't you tell the crew a funfact about yourself?

Thorfinn: I would literally rather get punched in the face than tell the crew a funfact about myself.

[i-have-no-enemies]

Askeladd really said “stop whining, you’re not special”

Thorfinn: "You killed my father! My one and only father!"

Askeladd: "Oh boo hoo, let me play ya a sad song on the world's smallest violin."

[morichi0n0]

Askeladd: Are you mad?

Thorfinn: No.

Askeladd: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

[thestarlessdark]

Vinland Saga Incorrect Quotes

I made this because I just finished S1 and I use memes to cope

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Thorkell: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Asgeir: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Thorkell: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Bjørn: What time is it?

Askeladd: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out

Askeladd: *Plays saxophone loudly and extremely out of tune*

Thorfinn: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Askeladd: It’s 2 am

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Askeladd: You have to apologize to Cnut

Thorfinn: Fine.

Thorfinn: 'Unf*ck you' or whatever.

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Thorfinn: Today is a day of running through hurdles.

Cnut: Aren’t you supposed to jump OVER hurdles?

Thorfinn: Whatever. Fear is only something to be afraid of if you let it scare you.

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Askeladd: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

[incorrect-quotes-lobby]

Askeladd: Bjorn is playing hard to get. Askeladd: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

[gigglingcloud]

Canute: where's thorofinn?

Y/n : you see, i was tryna tell him a joke-

Canute *mad* : what did you do??!

Y/n : hear me out! I told him his dad was waiting for him at the shore-

Canute: then where is he?

Y/n : that's the problem, his dad died when he was 7 or something..

Y/n : poor thing never came back..

[bluejay1624]

Vinland Saga Incorrect Quotes

Thorfinn: FUCK OFF, YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!

Askeladd *pulls out adoption papers*: I have the paperwork right here brat.

Thorfinn *grabs papers, tears them up and eats them* what papers?!

Askeladd: ......There’s something wrong with you kid.

Thorfinn: AND WHO'S FUCKING FAULT IS THAT?!

[theroguescientist]

"let me see what you have"

"A knife!"

"NO!"

[bubblesandpages]

Soldier: . . . It wasn't you? . . . You didn't order the assassination?

Thorkell: Why in the world would I ever order someone else to do my killing?!

[i-have-no-enemies]

Canute: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity?

Askeladd, turning to Thorfinn: How tall are you?

[myreygn]

Askeladd: Careful Thorfinn, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Thorfinn: How bold of you to assume I'd ever like you at all.

[stinky-fuck-swag]

Aaand here's the brackets!

Wacky ass formatting, i know- Matchups under the cut, polls will be starting soon!

(note: i know nothing about like. 80% of these characters. if their names or where theyre from is incorrect, just lmk cuz i have NOO IDEAA) also i am fully aware of every mistake made in this bracket. whoops

BRACKET A, SIDE A

Henry Oak (Dungeons and Daddies) VS Normal Oak (Dungeons and Daddies season 2

Zora Salazar (Epithet Erased) VS Stink (Epithet Erased)

Anders (Dragon Age) VS Isabela (Dragon Age)

Deandra the new girl (Most Popular Girls in School) VS Peach (real life)

Randy Jade (Dialtown) VS Phonegingi (Dialtown)

Stunky (Pokemon) VS Stinkeye (Yo-kai Watch)

Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100) VS Dimple (Mob Psycho 100)

Moonbeam McSwine (Li'l Abner) VS Marc Spector (Marvel Comics)

Link (BOTW) VS Lt. Columbo (Columbo)

Yoda (Star Wars) VS Shaggy (Scooby Doo)

Dob the Half Orc Bard (Oxventure Dungeons and Dragons) VS Caleb Widogast (Critical Role campaign 2)

Shinjiro Aragaki (Persona 3) VS Ryuji Sakamoto (Persona 5)

Gyro Zepelli (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure) VS Guido Mista (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Tokkori (Kirby right back at ya) VS Jotaro Kujo (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)

Elon Musk (real life. sadly) VS Berdly (Deltarune)

Spamton G. Spamton (Deltarune) VS Susie (Deltarune)

BRACKET A, SIDE B

The Great Mighty Poo (Conker) VS The Poop Smith (Homestar Runner)

Michael Afton (Five Nights at Freddy’s) VS Springtrap (Five Nights at Freddy’s)

Manjoume Jun/Chazz Princeton (Yu-Gi-Oh! GX) VS Datz Are'bal (Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice)

Aragorn (Lord of the Rings) VS Humans in general (Star Trek)

Captain Rockhopper (Club Penguin) VS King Micah of Bright Moon (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power)

Frank Gallagher (Shameless) VS Remus Sanders (Sanders Sides)

The Riddler (Batman: Arkham Knight) VS Power (Chainsaw Man)

Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia) VS Every Dog (real life)

c!Technoblade (Dream SMP) VS c!Wilbur Soot (Dream SMP)

Harrier Du Bois (Disco Elysium) VS Bruno Madrigal (Encanto)

Submitters Brother (real life) VS Prosperity Redding (The Dreadful Tale of Prosper Redding)

Izutsumi (Dungeon Meshi) VS Goobleck (Just Roll With It)

Enoch O'Connor (Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children) VS Smores (real life)

Lady Macbeth (Macbeth) VS Erik (The Phantom of the Opera (Andrew Lloyd Webber musical & movie))

The Voters (Tumblr) VS Equius Zahhak (Homestuck)

Rotten Apple (Showvember) VS Loki (real life)

BRACKET B, SIDE A

Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes) VS Smudge (Cascão) (Monica’s Team (Turma da Monica))

Oscar the Grouch (Sesame Street) VS Stinky Pete (Toy Story 2)

Toko Fukawa (Danganronpa) VS L (Death Note)

Stink Bomb (Skylanders: SWAP Force) VS Slugcat (Rain World)

Thorfinn (Vinland Saga) VS Vice (Kamen Rider Revice)

Dr. Iceberg (SCP Foundation) VS Dr. Alto Clef (SCP Foundation)

Ash Ketchum (Pokemon) VS Doug Eiffel (Wolf 359)

Estinien Wyrmblood (Final Fantasy XIV) VS Alphinaud Leveilleur (Final Fantasy XIV)

Raphael Hamato (Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles) VS Gobber (How To Train Your Dragon)

Keaton (Fire Emblem Fates) VS Sniper (Team Fortress 2)

Bill Lenz (Black Christmas 1974) VS Stinkor (Masters of the Universe)

The Sewer Urchin (The Tick (1994 Animated Series)) VS Macaque (Lego Monkie Kid)

Barfbat (Ward (Parahumans series)) VS Kevin (Synthesizer V)

Yellowfang (Warrior Cats) VS Big Mac (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)

Heppokomaru (Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo) VS Captain 3 (Splatoon 3)

Buttercup (Powerpuff Girls) VS Linus (Stardew Valley)

BRACKET B, SIDE B

Jeong-Jeong (Avatar: The Last Airbender) VS Pigpen (Peanuts)

Beelzebub (Good Omens) VS Stinkfly (Ben 10)C

Hiravias (Pillars of Eternity) VS Chell (Portal)

Murdoc Niccals (Gorillaz) VS Bacterian (Dragon Ball)

Captain K'nuckles (The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack) VS Kimchi (Chowder)

Stinky (Moomins) VS Stinky (Animal Crossing)

Mitchell Shephard (Hunt Down the Freeman) VS Melly Plinius (Identity V)

Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece) VS Yato (Noragami)

THAT FUCKING THING IN YOUR BANNER (my banner lol) VS Harold (Fallout 1, 2, and 3)

Barik of the Stone Shields (Tyranny) VS Samuel Gladiator (Yandere High School (minecraft roleplay))

John Hart (Torchwood) VS Orochimaru (Naruto)

Dung Defender/Ogrim (Hollow Knight) VS Zane (Borderlands)

Pumbaa (The Lion King) VS Enki (Fear and Hunger)

Goro Majima (Yakuza) VS Sandalphon (Granblue Fantasy)

Finn Mertins (Farmworld) (Adventure Time) VS John Doe (John Doe / John Doe+)

Dipper Pines (Gravity Falls) VS Ed Sheeran (ginger people fandom)

[morichi0n0]

Askeladd : Can I have some water?

Thorfinn: *starts chugging their water bottle*

Thorfinn: *chokes from drinking too fast*

Thorfinn: *spills water all over themself*

Thorfinn, coughing: I don't have any water.

[serexvu]

hi selina, can i request thorfinn from vinland saga manga icon with bubble text. thankyou

thank you for your request <3 please note that i haven’t read vinland saga so i may have been incorrect in my response

[gigglingcloud]

Prince Canute going through life:

Into the thick of it.

Into the thick of it.

Into the thick of it.

*askeladd appears*

Prince Canute: UGH