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i say no homo to other humans in case they interpret something im doing as something a human would do

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The complete ‘Women Who Changed Science - And The World" collection in honor of the 95th Women’s Equality Day.

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Hey, @flagellant, I think I need that rundown on the difference between blasphemy, sacrilege, and heresy again.

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the besties three drinks before ruining aragorn's wedding

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"syntax error: unclosed if at line 56": perfect error message, tells me exactly what I need to fix and exactly where to look for it.

"memory write failure at address 0xeb008a": good error message. describes the problem well enough to enable troubleshooting by an experienced user.

"something went wrong, please try again": bad error message. does not tell me anything useful.

"oops! something blooped! 🙁": I will kill you with my bare teeth

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and it contains weather predicting leeches

Did you know that leeches were once used to predict storms? Well, a tornado warning just dropped and my squad is climbing

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The discovery of the statue of Antinous in Delphi, Greece in 1894

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three different people on my post about installing a trashcan outside my house have now complained that people SHOULD be holding onto their trash instead of just tossing it in random people's yards ("it's not that hard!"). like... good for you; do you want a fucking prize? we could engrave a nice little "congratulations on missing the point!" placard for it and everything.

meanwhile, my yard continues to not have beer bottles in it anymore.

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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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her enormous juicy interiority heaved against the fabric of her personhood, threatening to burst a seam with every swinging step of her strong female character

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creature

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Marbles

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If someone does make it, we'll all pretend the "remake" doesn't exist

we did it tumblr

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the one thing that i like very much about Bonaparta and his story is that almost everything is a very big MIGHT BE. his wife might be, Vera might be, his father might be—everything comes from people talking. not even Bonaparta talking, people talking. Bonaparta yapps a bit in his books and by the end of the story, the rest is others talking

which is ironic, considering that he was a storyteller.

The Real Life of Franz Bonaparta.

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ok well this blew my mind

This is also true with filmmakers. Western filmmakers pan their cameras mostly left to right and Iranian filmmakers do right to left.