#leberwurst

[metzgerei-graenitz]

Heute haben wir viel Wurst gemacht und das geht bis Samstag so weiter. #metzgereigränitz #metzgerei #leberwurst #duroc #brutalregional #chemnitz #chemnitzcity #sachsen (hier: Metzgerei Gränitz Hauptgeschäft an der Produktion) https://www.instagram.com/p/Coc9pEvLM28/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[robertdanielwirth]

Schlachtlplatte....😋😋😋

[der-saisonkoch]

Leberwurst

Ich weiß jetzt nicht, ob Sie zu den Genießern von Leberwurst gehören. Zumindest ist das bei dem Fleischer eine der gefragtesten Würste. Vielleicht kennen Sie den Autounfall. Das ist Topfwurst von Leber- und Blutwurst, der allgemein mit neuen Kartoffeln serviert wird. Oft zusammen mit Wellfleisch usw.. Für gewöhnlich wird in den Monaten mit R geschlachtet. Das hat traditionell etwas mit den…

[markgraeflerin]

Weiße Rüben (Räbe, Stoppelrübe, Herbstrübe) - mit Speck

Nun kommt der vorerst letzte Beitrag zum Thema Rüeblimärt in Aarau. Nicht mehr so farbenfroh präsentiert sich die Räbe, die Herbstrübe oder auch Stoppelrübe und weiße Rübe genannt, wenn sie gekocht ist. Mancherorts werden sie auch „Saurüebe” genannt – ob das wohl daher kommt, dass man diese Rüben auch an Säue verfüttert hat, oder weil man den Speck darin gart??? Überlebensnotwendig war sie früher…

[thelastschnitzel]

I've banned meat from my Abendbrot, which is the logical thing to do but

Every once in a while

I have a desperate need for Leberwurst.

I need grobe Leberwurst tonight.

[thecl0wnfather]

it funny to imagine he had a very VERY circular bowl haircut as a child, as per his request. Somehow, like a bald person would (fact), the sun glares on it 'n shoots u right inna the eye

[meerschweinchen-archive]

oh so my notation "wasn't structured" and my solution was "groundless" well I did all that in my head just trust me okay

[rottenclownfish]

the audacity of people telling me/queer peeps how to dress like its not always the most basic people doing it.

they be looking like a game character before i customize them, and they wanna tell me how i should present myself?

nah bro, you and your adidas training suit can walk yourselves home.

[schadenfreudich]

I said something that Hans didn't like, so I asked "Wer ist eine beleidigte Leberwurst?" and now he's staring at me like he's planning to kill me.

Well, I guess I know who the beleidigte Leberwurst is.

[schattenhonig]

Important and true words!

Look, from what I gathered, a lot of people fought for those 90 minutes and the alternative isn't even nothing, it's the Final Fifteen as our conclusion.

I've had two favourite shows cancelled this year without a satisfying conclusion, so I'm going to take this and be damn grateful.

Am I annoyed? Yes. Am I disappointed? Hell yes. Am I going to be an eingeschnappte Leberwurst* about it? No. I'm going to put on my big girl pants and whine to my therapist about it.

*Eingeschnappte Leberwurst: German for sulking, especially children. Literally "sulking liver sausage"

guys, phrased like this we're telling Amazon "we don't want the movie, either 6 episode or nothing" Please, please, let's at least rephrase it. Let's at least let Amazon know that we WANT THE MOVIE if the alternative is NOTHING

Rhianna Pratchett clearly said that it is "very unlikely" that fans can do anything to have the 6 episodes back, so please let's be grateful with this 90 minutes they're gifting us and let's not lose these as well.

It's ok to be disappointed, to be sad and every other possible emotion you're feeling, about having the last season a lot shorter than it was supposed to be, but this can coexist with being glad to have one double episode instead of zero

[high-caliber-bitch]

I'm still discovering the simple amazement of being able to make food I enjoy, like garlic butter, I regularly make it now, it's near effortless, I can have garlic bread whenever I want

[sonicskullsalt]

I love their videos

This is indeed a great selection of German sayings

find their meanings under the cut

Touch me on the feet. (Fass mich an die Füße.) - a less graphic way of saying Kiss my ass

Life is not a pony courtyard. (Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof. [I would have said Life is not a pony farm]) - You don't always get what you want. Life isn't perfect.

You're going on my cookie. (Du gehst mir auf den Keks.) - You're annoying.

That is me sausage. (Das ist mir Wurst.) - I don't care.

Now, don't be such an offended liver sausage. (Jetzt sei nicht so eine beleidigte Leberwurst.) - Now, don't be such a sorehead. Don't get butthurt.

Now it goes about the sausage. (Jetzt geht's um die Wurst.) - This is the decisive moment.

Anyway, long talk, short sense. (Wie auch immer, lange Rede, kurzer Sinn.) - tldr; to put it briefly

Lies have short legs. (Lügen haben kurze Beine) - Lies don't pay off. Lies aren't worthwhile.

You're a lucky mushroom. (Du bist ein Glückspilz.) - You're a lucky fellow.

I think my pig is whistling. (Ich glaube mein Schwein pfeift.) - You can't be serious. On no account.

Latch closed, monkey dead. (Klappe zu, Affe tot.) - End of story. The matter is closed.

I have muscle cat. (Ich hab Muskelkater.) - My muscles are sore.

I only understand train station. (Ich verstehe nur Bahnhof.) - I don't get it. I don't understand.

Everything has an end, but the sausage has two. (Alles hat eine Ende, nur die Wurst hat zwei.) - Everything must end at some point. Nothing lasts forever.

Brake your neck and legs. (Hals- und Beinbruch.) - Brake a leg. Good luck. Just like in English, this is a traditional way of saying good luck in the theatre.

[thelastschnitzel]

When you have a tough week and you decide to spoil your German ass and get real Leberwurst for your daily Abendbrot 🤤

[kaxen]

I also don't know how to tell Tumblr to only show my 621 looking femme only if 621 looks kind of fucked up. Generically attractive anime girls will not do!

I think Tumblr's been tuning the For You page, but now instead of showing me too much shit out of left field, it's like HAVE YOU CONSIDERED LOOKING AT THE BLOGS YOU WATCH ONE MORE TIME.

[chiara-klara-claire]

funny idioms

My personal selection of idioms collected here and there. my posts - resources masterpost | aesthetic idioms | words with cute literal meaning

Icelandic 🇮🇸

Ég borga bara með reiðufé 🐑💰 - I only pay with an angry sheep: Okay, but I don't have to like it

að taka einhvern í bakaríið 🥯 - to take someone to the bakery: used as a threat, often in sports, when your adversary is about to experience a heavy defeat.

Finnish 🇫🇮 @finnish-sayings

kissanristiäiset 🐱 - a cat’s christening: an unimportant event or holiday

nakki ja muusi 🍲 - in the year sausage and mashed potatoes: long ago

Ilma on kuin linnunmaitoa 🥛🐦- The weather is like bird’s milk: The weather is wonderful.

Hänella ei ole kaikki muumit laksossa - he/she doesn’t have all the moomins in the valley: they’re crazy

Norwegian 🇳🇴 @hazel3017

Nappe seg i løken 🧅 - Yank the onion: a man who masturbates

Høy på pæra 🍐- High on pears: someone who is arrogant (head gets so big it looks like a pear)  

Det er helt Texas! : That’s completely Texas! That’s crazy!

Swedish 🇸🇪( @escapenorth-blog )

Den är paj 🥧 - It’s pie. “It doesn’t work.”

du är ute och cyklar! 🚲 - you’re out and riding your bike! “You don’t know what you’re talking about!”

Fårskalle 🐑 💀 - sheep skull ; hissen går inte gela vägen upp- the elevator doesn’t go all the way up: stupid

släng dig i väggen - throw yourself against a wall: take a hike 🌲

Danish 🇩🇰 @vikinglanguage

der er kommunister i lysthuset*- communists are in the funhouse: when someone has their period 🩸🏠

skide grønne grise 🐖 💩 - to shit green pigs: be extremely frightened 😰

gåsevin 🍷🦆– goose wine: Water

pølsetysker 🌭 🇩🇪 – sausage german: a very German German or just a way to call Germans you dislike

ikke helt appelsinfri* 🍊 - not entirely orange-free: drunk 🤠

at tale flydende svensk* 🗣🇸🇪 - to speak Swedish fluently / tale i den store hvide telefon**☎️- talk in the big white telefon / ringe til Ulrik** 📞 : to call Ulrik: to throw up 🤮

at skyde papegøjen 🦜🔫- to shoot the parrot: to have luck

Dutch 🇳🇱

Helaas Pindakaas 🥜 - too bad peanut butter (“peanut cheese”): too bad, which rhymes with pindakaas = 🇩🇪 Schade Marmelade: same as Dutch, but with jam

German 🇩🇪 this post by @for-the-love-of-wolves-studies and this @moami

einen Clown zum Frühstück essen/frühstücken 🤡 🍽️- eating a clown for breakfast: not behaving decently/having bad humor

bekannt wie ein bunter Hund 🐶 🌈 - known as a colorful dog: someone known all over town

fuchsteufelswild 🦊 - fox devil wild: super mad

einen Vogel haben 🐦 - to have a bird: to be crazy

Ich glaub mein Schwein pfeift 🐷 - I think my pig whistles: I think I’m dreaming  

die Gurkentruppe 🥒 - cucumber brigade: bunch of bunglers  

Durch den Kakao ziehen 🍫-  throw someone into chocolate: to make fun of somebody or something, to roast someone

die beleidigte Leberwurst spielen 🌭 - to play the offended liver sausage: being very resentful

Hans Wurst 🌭 - Hans Sausage: name to call a stupid person (both m/f)

jetzt haben wir den Salat 🥗 - now we have the salad: look at this disaster that we now have 

jemanden hinwünschen, wo der Pfeffer wächst 🧂 - wish somebody would be where pepper grows: to want somebody to be as far away as possible

nah am Wasser gebaut 💧- built close to the water: someone that is easily moved to tears

italian 🇮🇹

Cascare dal pero 🍐 🌳  - fall from the pear tree - find out about something when you were supposed to know it

Far venire il latte alle ginocchia 🥛- make milk come from one’s knees: being a pain/ annoying,

Andare a rane** 🐸 - go (as) frogs: something like online connection is lagging

fare la figura del cioccolataio 🍫 - make a chocolatier’s impression: to make a fool of yourself, be responsible for embarrassing cockups

Che pizza! 🍕 - What a pizza!: “Nuts!”/ used Wien you are bored or annoyed at something

Essere alla frutta 🍎 🍌 - to be at [the moment of] fruit: when the situation is very bad (meals usually end with eating fruit), to emphasize this some people might say al caffè, al dolce ☕️ 🍰(coffee, dessert time)

Un limone 🍋- a lemon: a make out session

French 🇫🇷 this

Chanter en yaourt - sing in yogurt: singing in gibberish, random sounds pretending to sing in [English]

Poser un lapin 🐇 - to put a rabbit: To stand someone up

Avoir le cafard 🪳 - to have the cockroach: To be depressed

Tomber dans les pommes 🍎🍏 - To fall in the apples: To faint

Donner sa langue au chat 👅 🐈- to give one’s tongue to the cat: I have no idea/I give up. used to say you don’t know about something and are unable to give an answer.

Polish 🇵🇱 @pol-ski this post

można z konie kraść 🐎- you can steal horses with him: a trustworthy person

co ma piernik do wiatracka - what does gingerbread have to do with a windmill: it’s irrelevant

*: apparently not used much but wanted to include them cause they’re hilarious; **: maybe regional/use limited to an area

Thanks for contributions: @dasloddl (de), @tetsunabouquet (nl)

[jungvomniederrhein]

Ich habe mich mal eine Stunde mit meinen Lebensmitteln unterhalten und bin schockiert:

Die Milch 🍶schäumt vor Wut 😡, weil die Sahne ihr vorgeworfen hat, nicht mehr ganz frisch zu sein. 🙈Dem Käse 🧀 stinkt das gewaltig und er meint, dass doch beide nen Stich hätten, während die Butter vorsichtshalber schon mal weg gelaufen ist 🏃‍♀

Der Ketchup 🥫will nicht mehr 'Heinz' heissen, die Majo ehelichen und den Namen 'Thomy' übernehmen. Beide sind der Meinung, dass der gelbe Kollege aus Bautzen seinen Senf dazu gefälligst für sich behalten soll.🤣

Unsere feine Salami gibt derweil die beleidigte Leberwurst, worauf die Würstchen 🌭aber keinen Bock mehr haben.

Die Kartoffeln 🥔🥔🥔haben ein Auge 👁 auf die zarten Möhrchen🥕🥕🥕 geworfen und dem Mais 🌽gesagt, dass er sich verpuffen soll.💨

Sowohl die gelben als auch die grünen Paprika distanzieren sich von der roten🌶 weil diese sich wohl für die schärfste hält.

Die Eier 🥚🥚wollen ne Petition erwirken, weil sie nicht mehr geschlagen werden wollen und werfen mir vor, sie regelmäßig in die Pfanne 🍳 zu hauen.

Die Zwiebeln haben mal wieder die Gurken 🥒🥒und🍅🍅 Tomaten zum Weinen 😭 gebracht, aber die sind ja ohnehin viel zu nah am Wasser gebaut.

Die Zitronen 🍋🍋sind voll sauer auf die Orangen🍊🍊, weil diese nicht zu ihrer Cellulitis stehen und sich jetzt von den Pfirsichen coachen lassen.

Und der schwarze Tee fühlt sich diskriminiert und will zukünftig 'Tee mit Migrationshintergrund' genannt werden.

Gelesen, gelacht..und kopiert.😂