#learn about the noodle!

[ryllen]

i always think jade in his formal pajama is so cute ♡

he insists to exchange

[puppyeared]

fake ep idea + doodles

[yuri-is-online]

Imagine an s/o who shortens Jamil to Jami as a nickname. Just listening to them calling Jamil "my Jami". Imagine they slip up and call him that in front of Kalim.

Jami makes me think of jammys. Like pajamas. It's cozy, a lot like how Jamil feels when he's around Yuu.

But you know I don't think it's the nickname he'd fluster at so much as it would the "my." "My Jami, my Jamil." He doesn't like belonging to the Al Asim family, and he thought he would hate belonging to someone period but he doesn't. He likes knowing he's yours, maybe because he knows you accept every part of who he is and that this belonging is mutual. He can't say Kalim is anything other than his master, but he can say you are his Yuu. He likes that a lot.

But still. Hearing you slip up and call him that in front of Kalim kills him a little inside. He doesn't want to hear Kalim talk about his relationship or try to "help" by doing things himself so he can shoo "Jami" off to spend more time with his partner. His relationship isn't anyone's business but him!!!

oh seven help him if they find out the nicknames he has for Yuu that would send him slithering away to hide in his hoodie even more than anyone hearing Yuu's nickname for him

[whatsfourteenupto]

Man in the progression from nine to thirteen you really truly can see the Doctor stretching like a rubber band until they snap and 14/15 happens

[spacebubblehomebase]

Made this as a joke during International Asexuality Day 2024, but I don't think it's a joke anymore XD. I was thinking of drawing our Ace King Alastor, but realized I should first honor our OGs, so belated Happy Ace Day to you and YOU only, Garu from Pucca! Lol. Enjoy this little doodle of them in my style. -Bubbly💙

[multifariousmediums]

RvB facecanons! Closeups under the cut.

[ruthlesslistener]

have u ever had that thing where your ball python sits likes it's dead. Idk how to describe it, they're curled up in their hide like normal except they just LOOK dead. Like they have their head limp and crooked, or they're less of a tight curl and almost look like their sides are gonna fall over. My guy does it everytime he sheds and it still scares the shit out of me 5 years later. I know shedding can't be comfortable but can we be less dramatic abt it

No??? Most dramatic I've gotten from them is Toast striking at me when he was in shed (though he missed and then never did it again). Most of the time I just get a hiss from him. I think your little guy is just really really uncomfortable when he sheds and is being all dramatic about it.

(If you ever manage to snap a pic of him doing it tho pls show me, I want to see this snakely 'woe is me' pose for myself)

[glass-noodle]

put that gay little android in a time loop

Oh I have…I honestly still think about this AU pretty often. I still want to go back and rework it, because time loops are one of my favourite tropes out there. The angst and mindbreak potential is so deliciously high 😩

(Also I’m so sorry for answering this so late…I have a habit of seeing messages, nodding, and forgetting to answer aSFGJ)

[muninnhuginn]

idk I think the jared 19ification of willy wonka was a genius move

[pwhl-mybeloved]

I go out with the lads approx one (1) time per month & each time it’s a blast yet I am reminded that I am old and cannot wear Shoes Like That anymore

[sunnysidesneks]

What's your favorite part of having a pet snake? It seems like an interesting choice of a pet

Ooooh, a lot of things!! They’re just such silly little guys, haha! Have you ever seen a snake drink water? You can see their lil cheeks moving.

They get into all sorts of shenanigans, too! One time Helios managed to upend his water bowl and got real upset. Another time Noodle (my first snake!) somehow climbed up a branch and started sliding along the upper corner of her terrarium.

They have a lot of personality! Helios is really chill! He barely tried to bite me even when he was scared of me and he’s really good with strangers, but some snakes are really huffy and strikey. He only likes rats from a certain brand of supplier, too. He just refuses to eat anything else, and I know some only like certain colors of mice or rats!

This one might be a lil weird haha, but I like prepping food for him! I get frozen rats delivered and when it’s his feeding day I thaw them out, dip them in hot water in a baggie and brain them. I think he’d eat fine even if I didn’t, but it’s just that going out of my way to prepare food for him feels nice, yknow?

Oh but if I had to choose something it’d probably be this: I know a lot of people think reptiles aren’t as good pets as mammals because they aren’t super affectionate, but they learn to recognize you and trust you and come out to look at you!! It’s the most amazing feeling in the world. Even if Helios doesn’t love me the way he would if he was a dog, I know he trusts me and knows I’ll keep him safe and fed!

[noodlebox-bird]

was everybody too distraught and too aware of what tr*mp getting shot at might mean and how it would be spun for the destiel meme format of the event to circulate cuz i have not seen that bitch anywhere and frankly im surprised

[lale-txt]

every day i wake up, say something r-rated in the group chat and then i sit down in my clown car because my own words will haunt me in my maladaptive daydreams for the rest of the day

[andifthestarsweretodie]

Hi there, i saw your post about wanting to learn how to be an ally to the jewish people, and i really appreciated you making it, and wanting everyone to have peace and security. if you're looking for resources, i highly highly recommend debbie lechtman (rootsmetals), she's a jewish educator and makes meticulously sourced and well-researched posts. I'm also currently reading Eilat Wilf's book War of Return, which has some excellent historical background on 1948 and its relevancy to the conflict today.

some specific posts by rootsmetals:

What is Indigeneity and how does it apply to Jews?

General context

and an interesting one about judaism more generally!

Thank you so much! That's really helpful, I appreciate it. The more contact I have Jewish allies, the more I wanna say "God bless you" about the kindness I've received. Have a really good day!

[lesquatrechevrons]

of course literally there are no fics of a dynamic i want to see more of

[crossbackpoke-check]

re your notes on the mack post: oh. my. gosh and also 100% AGREED 😵‍💫

(he and will are both ******* those old men lbr)

- @bondedpairs

sometimes i have brief moments of introspection in which i wonder whether or not there are things better left in my drafts and usually i say fuck it we ball and then we DO ball and i love y’all for that. would you still love me if i whip out my footnotes and references

FOOTNOTES:

*somewhere in there is an aside about mack having to think about joe stroking somebody ELSE’s dick on the bench and having a panic about it.

**i DO see the will smith mackelini celebrini ?!;&/‘os everyone has been posting. that is the devil talking as in i cannot become invested or else it will ruin me. f1vegas you are NOT forgiven for putting ‘the tk/pat parking garage vibes of it’ in front of my eyes like my! god! i do NOT WANT TO KNOW THE NARRATIVE (too compelling i think. too much to get into with the bc(?)/bu rivalry and zeev buium was there and there’s another shark too somewhere??. i can’t care about a fish a MACKEREL you guys and will smith is not allowed to be my sharks bicycle because the team whoré borde already exists!!) where i was trying to go is sometimes you both fuck the same old man and he’s like. losers. get a polycule. and they end up together (obviously to me jumbo is in an ???? with patty and burnsie)

ABBV. REFERENCES:

ro’s other post where mack says to “ask smitty about [hunting cougars]” (src: holyjost)

ko’s transcript of fun facts from the interview that made me too endeared. girl nobody made you take advertising courses?? change your major

aforementioned f1vegas post. this is by tags alone because after reading that i was not capable of watching the video